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Ain't it Funky Now by The Black Lords

Ain't it Funky Now AQ!1 - BR"2 - CS#3 - DT$4 - EU%5 - FV&6 - GW'7 - HX(8 - IY)9 - JZ*: - K[+; - L/,< - M]-= - N^.> - O_/? - - ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ / - ELCOME TO A DEMO BY - OT ANOTHER OF THOSE LAME FLICKERING, MEMORYFILLING AND NEUROTIC BULLSHIT-DEMOS.... - !!!! _ - ND THIZ TIME WE EVEN GAVE THE SHIT A COOL NAME: IT IS CALLED " - OW!?) _ - HIZ IS THE FIRST OF 4 PARTS AND - DON'T HOPE THAT YOU LIKE ANY OF THEM! ( - OZ' IF YA DO, YOU'VE GOT BAD TASTE!!)... _ - UTOFIRE IS WRITING TEXT FOR THIZ EXTREMELY EXITING (?) SCREEN... _ - ELL, LET'S JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE NAMES OF THE PERSONS WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIZ MESS... _ - ND THEY GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIZ: _ - ODE, PSYCHO-TEXT, HALF THE GRAFIX AND MUSIC-RIP-RAP-RUP BY - HE REST OF THE GRAFIX AND SOME SICK IDEAS WAS BY - IZE... _ - ND THE MUSIC WAS OFFCOURSE COMPOSED BY - UNN FOR THE GAME " - LATOON"... _ - KNOW THAT IT HAS BEEN USED QUITE A FEW TIMES IN OTHER DEMOS, BUT IT IS STILL EXTREMELY COOL!! _ - AM WRITING THIZ TEXT IN THE - AM LISTENING TO THE MUSIC IN IT, DONE BY - HAT MUSIC GETS ON MY FUCKING NERVES EVERYTIME - 'M WRITING SOMETHING... - T'S NOT THAT IT AIN'T FAB-GREAT-COOL-FANTASTIC-WILD!! - UT THAT'S NOT THE FACT AFTER HAVING WRITTEN 447234 TEXTS!!!!) _ - OW ABOUT MAKING A SOUND ON-OFF OPTION, CAUSE - AM TO LAZY TO MOVE MY ARM OVER TO THE VOLUMECONTROL ON MY MONITOR... - LEASE!? _ - OW THAT WE ARE TALKIN' MUSIC... - HY THE FUCK DOES A MUSICROUTINE+NOTES+SOUNDSETUP TAKE UP THAT FUCKIN' MUCH MEMORY?!? - T'S UNBELIEVABLE THAT A PIECE OF MUSIC CAN USE 6K OF MY RAM... - OW ABOUT MAKIN' A COMPACT ROUTINE!!! _ - ALKIN' ABOUT CHRISTMAS ... - HY THE HELL HAVEN'T ANYONE MADE THE ULTIMATE CRUNCHER-PACKER-COMPRESSOR WHICH MAKES A FILE TAKE UP 0 BLOCKS ON MY DISKS.... - HAT A GREAT IDEA!!!! - OW ABOUT MAKIN' SUCH A PACKER BEFORE - REALLY DO MAKE IT, - NOTHER ONE IN YOUR 10.000 PIECE COLLECTION OF - ACKERS!!! _ - WANT TO BORE YOU WITH THE MEMBERLIST.... ( - HE COMPLETE NON HARD WORKING - LONG HAIRED - SON OF BITCHES - PIMPLEFACE - TOP TO BOTTOM WHOLE ASS - URINAL FIXED - MEMBERS OF - ORDS ARE : _ - HO HAVE NEVER MADE ONE SINGLE BYTE OF CODE WHICH IS PLACED BEHIND THE RIGHT BYTE WHICH IS JUST BEFORE THE ONE BYTE WHICH COULD MAKE HIS ROUTINES WORK!!!?) ....... _ - HO HAVE MADE EVEN LESS COOL CODE THAN THE NEXT DUDE...) _ - ROBABLY EVEN MORE COOL THAN A CUP OF HOT COFFEE! ( - EHEHE! )) _ - OW ABOUT MAKING A TRANSFORMER-ROUTINE WHICH CAN CONVERT YA - MIGA-PICS TO THE HUMBLE 64.... - 'VE GOT THE NAME ALLREADY... HOW DOES " - " SOUND TO YOU!!!! - KNOW THAT THE 64 DOESN'T HAVE 4096 COLORS, BUT IT IS NOT THE HARDWARE WHO'S RESPONSIBLE... - T'S THE LACKINGG PROGRAMMIN'-SKILLS IN THE BRAIN OF THE LAMER BEHIND THE KEYBOARD!!!) - AM EVEN MORE COOL THAN A FEMALE PENGUIN WHO HAS AN ICECREAM UP HER ASS... _ - HILE SLEEPIN' IN A REFRIGERATOR AND SUCKIN' THE DICK OF A POLAR BEAR!!! _ - 'M ALSO THE ONLY MEMBER OF - ORDS WHO IS ABLE TO MAKE THE WHOLE SCREEN FLICKER IN REALTIME!! ( - HAVE ACTUALLY CONVERTED THE ROUTINE TO FORTH, PASCAL, SIMONS BASIC, COMAL 80, FORTH, BASIC V2.0, FORTH, COMAL 80 AND EVEN PASCAL!!!)) _ - HAT FUCKIN' FLY HAS BEEN BUGGIN' ME FOR A WHILE NOW.... - T IS LYING ON TOP OF MY PLATE NOW.......... - EAD AS A DOUGHNUT! - ND THE FUCKER IS COVERING THE PLATE... - T'S BACK IS ABOUT 0.5 METRES WIDE AND IT IS .00001 MICRO-MILLI-METRES TALL!!!!! _ - LEASE PRESS DOWN THE FOLLOWING KEYS TO ENTER THE NEXT PART: - R JUST SLAM YOUR HEAD ONTO THE KEYBOARD, BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE SMART!) TO SEE A REAL BORING SCREEN. _ - UT FIRST TAKE 794,183 PENCILS AND ABOUT 67 TONS OF PAPER AND SEE IF YOU REMEMBER THE ART OF WRITING BY HAND, WHEN YOU WRITE DOWN THE ADRESS AT WHICH YOU CAN CONTACT US!!!!!!!!! _ - RITE TO _ - _9440 - AQ!1 - BR"2 - CS#3 - DT$4 - EU%5 - FV&6 - GW'7 - HX(8 - IY)9 - JZ*: - K[+; - L/,< - M]-= - N^.> - O_/? - - FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF - ]IS WRITING THE DOG-TURN - S=TTUUVVWWXXYYZZ[[/]]^^__ !!""# - THE HUMAN AUTOFI -

Batfever by The Black Lords

Batfever - 8(C) WONDERBOY AND STEVE! - /N<=NR NOPNR NTU - + ABCDM ABCBAEF - /N<=NR NOPNR NTU - /N<=NR NOPNR NTU - DBCAEFD0HABC12F ABCAEFABCIJ ABC NSPNTUN9PN;P>? - NOPNVWNOPXY N:P ^'()%&^_ - DBCAEFD0HABC12F ABCAEFABCIJ ABC NSPNTUN9PN;P>? - NOPNVWNOPXY N:P ^'()%&^_ - DBCAEFD0HABC12F ABCAEFABCIJ ABC NSPNTUN9PN;P>? - NOPNVWNOPXY N:P ^'()%&^_ - FUCK ALL RIPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIGNED WDB AND STEVE! - ] - ABC NOP ^_ - DBC NOQ !"# AEF NR $%& DBC NSP ^'( AEF NTU )%& AEF NTU ^* AEF NVW )+, DGH NOP ^_ - IJ XY -. KL Z[P )/, DGH NO/ ^_ - DM NR )%& D0H N9P ^_ - ABC N:P ^_ - ABC N;P )+( ABC N<= ^* ABC N;P ) - DBC NO/ ^_ - 12F >? - 345 - DGH N;P )+( DGH N;P - DGH N;P ) - ( DGH - 678 - P )/, - %& IJ - ( DGH - )+, - ABC - "# A - ] - ********************************* (C) WONDERBOY AND STEVE! ********************************* - THE BLACK LORDS! - WE HAVE FINALLY DROPPED THE LAZYNESS AND STARTED TO CODE SOME REAL - IF YOU HAVENT FOUND OUT YET THEN PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A COOPERATION DEMO. - AND WHY NOT TAKE THE CREDZ RIGHT NOW... - THIS COOL TECHTECH SCROLL CODED BY - ..PLOTTER CODED BY - THIS LAME CHARSET FROM THE GAME - AND BATGRAFIX FROM THE GAME - AND BY THE WAY IT IS STEVE WHO IS HITTING THE KEYS RIGHT NOW. - FINALLY A VACATION. AND CODING TIME... RIGHT NOW WONDERBOY IS AT MY PLACE AND WE HAVE JUST WATCHED LYKKEHJULET. IT IS JUST SOOO LAME AND THE WORDS ARE SOOO EASY TO FIND. YESTERDAY I SAW THE OLD MOVIE CALLED ALIEN THE 8TH ON THE TELLY. ITS REALLY COOL AND I MUST ADMIT THAT I WAS PRETTY SHAKED WHEN IT WAS OVER. I THINK THAT IT WAS BETTER THAN THOSE SOCALLED HORRORMOVIES LIKE NIGHTMARE ON ELMSTREET AND FRIDAY THE 13TH. BY THE WAY YESTERDAY THE DATE WAS FRIDAY THE 13TH AND A LOT OF VIRUSSES HIT LOTSA COMPS. REALLY COOL JOB ALL YOU COOL HACKERS DID. HMMM. THIS SCROLL MUST BE THE MOST UNINTERRESTING SCROLLER IVE EVER WRITTEN. MAYBE BECAUSE THIS CHARSET IS SOOO LAME. I CAN ONLY USE A TO Z AND 1 TO 9 AND ! AND . NO COMMAS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! I THINK THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE A PRETTY BUSSY WEEK. TODAY IT IS SATURDAY AND TOMORROW I WILL TRAVEL TO A LITTLE PARTY HELD AT A NEW COOL AMIGACODERS PLACE. HIS NAME IS HAWKEYE AND YOU WILL SOON SEE A LOT OF COOL DEMOS FROM HIM IF YOU HAVE A LAMIGA... ON TUESDAY I WILL VISIT WOLT... SORRY I MEAN WALT... I THINK WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME AND I LOOK FORWARD TO TASTE YOUR FRENCH HOTDOGS. WELL I THINK IT IS TIME FOR WONDERBOY TO TAKE OVER... HERE HE COMES... - IS THE ACIDLOVING WONDERBOY. THIS SCROLLER IS THE MOST GOOD LOOKING SCROLLER I HAVE EVER MADE. PUMP UP THE JAM! I JUST LOVE TECHNOTRONIC. LETS PUMP IT! - I HAVENT GOT MUCH TO WRITE ABOUT SO JUST WATCH OUT FOR DEMOS FROM ME. UHHMMMMM STEVE HAS JUST FIXED SOME POPCORN FOR US. BUT STEVE WONT GIVE ME ANY. UUPS! STEVE JUST DIED! WHAT A SHAME NOW I HAVE TO EAT ALL THE POPCORN AND FIX THIS DEMO. THAT WAS ALL SO JUST WATCH IT!!!!! UNDER AND IN! - - WOAW! TBL ARE SOOO COOL! AND NOW PISS OUT OF OUR CODE!! - - /WOAW! TBL ARE S - _AND NOW PISS OUT OF OUR CODE!! -

Braggin' Dize by The Black Lords

Braggin' Dize11 - THERE'S A BUG IN THIZ DEMO!!! 12 - 13 - IN THE END OF THE SCROLL IT IS 14 - WRITTEN THAT YOU CAN PRESS FIRE 15 - TO ENTER THE NEXT PART, WHERE 16 - YOU CAN READ THE ADRESS OF THE 17 - BLACK LORDS ... 18 - 19 - IT'S A LIE... 20 - 21 - WELL, HERE IS THE ADRESS FOR 22 - C64 & AMIGA SWAPPING : 23 - 24 - CRUSH 25 - H0JBAKKEVEJ 5B 26 - 9440 AABYBRO 27 - DENMARK 28 - 29 - OR PHONE: +4598 268 713 30 - 31 - SIGNED : 32 - CRUSH & T.H.A. OF 33 - THE BLACK LORDS... READY. - - -

Braggin' Dize by The Black Lords

Braggin' DizeUSE T.H.A. WON'T INTERRUPT ME THEN! OH SHIT, I FORGOT THE LOGO'S. HOLD ON FOR A SECOND - H THAT'S BETTER. HOW DO YOU LIKE THE LOGOS?? I THINK THAT IT IS THE BEST GRAFIX THAT I HAVE MADE. I THINK THAT I GOTTA MAKE ONE THING CLEAR, BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME TOO HARD - != I DON'T THINK THAT I'M GREAT - = BUT EVEN THOUGH THAT YOU'RE NOT GREAT, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE DEMO'S. AND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT EVERY TIME (THE FEW TIMES!!) THAT A MEMBER OF T.B.L. IS BRAGGING, IT WILL ONLY BE FOR FUN AND FOR DISSING (MAKE JOKE OF) ALL THE BIG GROUPS WHO ALLWAYS BRAGS! SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL US THAT WE'RE LAMERS - ANOTHER SERIOUS NOTE GOES TO THE ONE AND ONLY MEGASTEALER:--=> WIZ OF WIZION <=--. I KNOW THAT I HAVE TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE, BUT I THINK THAT I HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN: PL - ASE STOP STEALING ROUTINES, GRAFIX, SCREEN DESIGNS AND TEXT FROM OTHER GROUPS (ZETREX, IKARI, THE BLACK LORDS, ECT., ECT.). PLEASE TRY TO MAKE A DEMO ALL BY YOURSELF. I'M SURE THAT YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU WANT TO! OK ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT-TALK - RIGHT NOW I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MEMBERS OF THE BLACK LORDS: IT STARTED BACK IN 198?. I GOT A COMMODORE 64 HOME-COMPUTER (WELL, ACTUALLY IT ALL STARTED WITH A LAMBDA, AND LATER A VIC 20, BUT THAT IS NOT WORTH WRITING ABOUT!). I MET SOME GUYS IN MY SCHOOL WHO I STARTED TO SWAP GAMES WITH (T.H.A. AND ANOTHER GUY), AND LATER THE MAGICAL THINGS THAT THE COMPUTERS COULD DO STARTED TO INTERREST US. WE STARTED TO MAKE PROGRAMS (IN BASIC, OF-CAUSE), AND LATER WE LEARNED ABOUT THE MARVELLOUS MACHINE CODE! WE BEGAN TO MAKE SMALL ROUTINES (THAT WAS WHAT WE AT THAT TIME CALLED DEMOS!). I WAS A GRAFFITI-WRITER AT THAT TIME (AND I'M STILL A GRAFFITI-WRITER - ) AND I HAD MADE SOME PICTURES WHICH WE USED (WE HAD THE PIC'S ON "MILLIMETER-PAPER", AND WE CODED IT BIT FOR BIT INTO THE MEMORY!(HARD WORK OR WHAT?)) LATER I GOT THE ART-STUDIO AND MY WORKS GOT BETTER. I MET SCALE FROM WIZAX AND DODGE FROM WHATEVER - ON H.F. AND I JOINED WIZAX JUST WHEN THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME TO "DANELAW" (BECAUSE OF MY GRAFIX). A LITTLE LATER T.H.A. AND I MADE T.B.L. AND DODGE ENTERED THE GROUP. AND NOW FLEXON WHO IS A FRIEND OF DODGE IS READY TO ENTER THE GROUP TOO! THAT'S REALLY GREAT, BECAUSE THEN WE WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE MORE DEMOS THAN BEFORE(!) OHH SHIT - $ YOU'RE NOT FALLING ASLEEP, ARE YOU? - 7 ALLRIGHT, THEN LET'S GET SOME MORE ENTERTAINING TALK. - 0H, WHAT ABOUT THE GOOD OLD GREETINGS? ALLRIGHT, GREETINGS GO TO THE FOLLOWING FREAKS: T.H.A., DODGE, FLEXON, SCALE, FAZE, COUNT DRACULA, NEIL, ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF WIZAX 2004, ECAN, SHADY, DOZE AND NOP (ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??), LAXITY, SCORPIO, TO ALL HIP-HOPPERS AND TO ALL THE DEMO-MAKERS OUT-THERE! - ALL MY GREATEST RESPECTS MUST GO TO: SCOOP DESIGNS (PLEASE MAKE MORE DEMOS LIKE "THAT'S THE WAY IT IS"), SCALE (ONLY IF YOU'RE ALIVE AND STILL MAKING AMAZING ROUTINES! PLEASE CALL ME VERY SOON. I THINK THAT WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT!), SPHINX (YOUR "DIGIAXION" AND THE DOUBLE D.Y.C.P. FROM "IMBECILE" WAS GREAT), THE COCA COLA COMPANY (YOUR COKE IS SO FUCKIN' FANTASTIC!), IKARI (YOUR CRACKS IS THE BEST, BUT YOU PROBABLY KNOW THAT!!?), MARTIN GALWAY, ROB HUBBARD, CHRIS HUELSBECH, JONATHAN DUNN, JEROEN TEL, CHARLES DEENEN, LAXITY AND JCH (YOUR MUSICS IS REALLY FANTASTIC. PLEASE KEEP UP THE HIGH QUALITY!). O - SHIT, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE RIGHT NOW, BUT I HAVE PROMISED MYSELF THAT I WILL WRITE 18 BLOCKS OF TEXT, SO I HAVE TO CONTINUE FOR A COUBLE OF MINUTES. HERE IS A IMPORTANT NOTE TO ALL DEMO-MAKERS: PLEASE MAKE SO MANY DEMOS AS POSSIBLE, BECAUSE DEMOS IS THE BEST THING ABOUT COMPUTERS!! (AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT - H, I'M GETTIN CLOSE TO THE END BUT THERE IS ONE LAST THING I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, AND THAT IS, THAT I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE ENJOYED THIS DEMO (CALL IT A BASIC ROUTINE IF YOU WANT TO!), AND IF YOUR NAME WASN'T MENTIONED, IT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOU OR BECAUSE I HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU. YOU CAN WRITE TO THE BLACK LORDS ON THE ADDRESS WRITTEN IN THE NEXT SCREEN - ' DIZE OF THE BLACK LORDS IS S -

Bye Vision by The Black Lords

Bye VisionB - _ !"#$%NOPROSNOPROST - HELLO.... LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.... HERE'S MY CARD... (LOOK UP,DUMMY!) OOOPPSS,THERE SEEMS TO BE A MISTAKE.... JUST A MOMENT,THEN I'LL FIX IT!!! - .................. YES,AS YOU SEE,I HAVE LEFT VISION TO JOIN 'THE BLACK LORDS'..... THIS DEMO IS THEREFORE MY GOODBYE TO VISION.... THEN TO ANOTHER THING: I'M SORRY,IF MY PART OF SINAPESM 5 HAS BEEN SPREAD,BUT IT WAS A MATTER OF CONFUSION: YOU SEE,ON THE DEXTER-PARTY,I HAD COPIED OVER ON ANOTHER DISK,AS I TOOK TO THE PARTY,AND A LOT OF DUDEZ COPIED IT,AND I SAID,THAT THEY JUST COULD DO THAT... BUT IT SEEMED LIKE I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE DEMO-PART,SO I FOUND OUT TOO LATE.... SO IF IT'S SPREADED,THEN IT'S NOT MY RESPONCABILITY (???) OK,NOW TO SOM' MESSYS: ON THE PARTY,I MET 'CRUSH' AND 'THE HUMAN AUTOFIRE' OF 'THE BLACK LORDS'.... I ALSO MET STEVE (MORE ABOUT HIM LATER...) SO WHEN I GOT HOME I FIGURED OUT,THAT STEVE AND I COULD JOIN TBL (YOU SEE,HE WASN'T A MEMBER OF A GROUP...),SO I CALLED CRUSH AND THEN LATER,I GOT THE ANSWER FROM HIM: WE COULD JOIN!!! I WON'T TELL YOU,WHY I LEFT VISION,BECOZ IT'S A PERSONAL MATTER......... (LOOK ELSEWHERE - IN PARTYDEMOS,I MIGHT HAVE WRITTEN SOM' REASONS THERE...) OK,BACK TO STEVE: HI STEVE.... ISN'T IT JUST COOOOL TO BE SMALL???? HOPEFULLY FOR YOU,IT IS! HEY,'THE FLY'.... YOU SAID THAT YOU WAS A LAMER,BUT I DISAGREE!!!! YOU ARE NOT THAT LAME!! ...AND DEXTER... I THINK THAT THE PARTY WAS GREAT! (MAYBE BECOZ IT WAS THE FIRST PARTY I'VE BEEN TO?!) THE MOST FUN WAS THE PHONE-CALLS FROM ????? (JAAA,DET ER KURTS BORDEL....RANDERS POLITI...AND WHAT THE HELL WE SAID TO THEM WHO CALLED (LET'S HOPE FOR THEM,THAT THEY HAD A NUMBER-REPEAT ON THEIR PHONE,OR ELSE THEY WOULD HAVE GOT A PAIN IN THEIR FINGERS!)) OK,CREDITS TIME: CODING,ALL GRAPHICS ANDTEXT BY: WALT / TBL..... COOOL MUSIC (DRAX,I DISAGREE WITH YOU!) BY: JENS CHRISTIAN HUUS (JCH)!!!!! OK,NOW LETS WRAP THE CRAP!!!! WRAP..... -

C U in 1990 by The Black Lords

C U in 1990 - HI, HELLO, AND WELCOME TO ALL U IMBECILES WATCHING THIS PIECASHIT! WE (OR SHOULD I SAY I? (DODGE DE MAN) ARE GATHERED HERE AT THA'S PLACE FOR A QUICK TALK, A LOTTA PROGGIN', U KNOW.. I AM THE ONLY WORKING MEMBER OF TBL RIGHT NOW.. (WITCH IS NATURAL, 'CUZ THA IS MAKING COFFEE, DIZE IS AT HOME SLEEPING (OR JUST IN BED?), NITRO IS AT HOME SLEEPING (AS USUAL?), FLEXON'89 IS IN THE ARMY (PLAYING WITH EXPLOSIVES I HOPE!), CRUSH (OUR FAZT-ZWABBER) IS AT HOME SLEEPING TOO.. BUT NEVER MIND, 'CUZ WE GOT HIS COMP!! ACTUALLY, I AM THE ONLY LAMER HERE (WE ARE THA AND DODGE HIMSELF!) WHO HAS BEEN DOIN' SOMETHING REEAL NASTY.. I HAVE MADE 2 SCREENS (SEPERATE!!), AND NO.1 WORKS, BUT ISN'T SPECIAL, AND NO.2 DOESN'T WORK, AND IS NOT SPECIAL EITHER!! THE REST OF THE LAMERS HAVE DONE NUTHING!! (AS USUAL??).. AND NOW TIME FOR GREETINGS!!! THEY GO TO ME, MYSELF AND I!!, THE REST OF THE LAMERS IN TBL, DEXTER/SUNSHINE, TFB/ARTLINE, LAZER, MIKE TYSON (NICE PUNCH!), EVERYBODY IN DENMARK AND LA FRANCE(!!) AND THE FEW(?) I FORGOT!! FOR FAZT ZWABBING CALL +45 98 26 87 13 (MICHAEL).. WE'VE GOT 1-YEAR WAREZ!! (BUT WORKING ON IT!!).. I THINK THIIS IS THE LAST TIME IN 1989 U R GOING TO READ A TEXT FRROM ME WRITTEN IN DENMARK, 'COZ I AM GOING TO LA FRANCE IN 5 DAYS!!! I NOW KNOW HOW TO COUNT TO 10!! (BACKWARDS FROM TWENTY!!).. BUT READ ALL ABOUT THAT IN "GET LAME LIKE US.. OR HIT BY A BUS!", ANOTHER DEMO RELEASED TODAY ASWELL.. (THE DATE TODAY IS 24.08.89, BUT THE DAY U R WATCHING IT WILL PROBABLY BE SOMETIME NEAR X-MAS!! (1990!!!!)... HOP U ENJOY THE MUSICS FROM "ART OF NOISE" AND THE PIXELS (ALL DRAWN BY DIZE!!).. THA WANTS TO SLEEP IN MY LAP, BUT I SAY NO!!! (NOT YET!!) JOKE: A NEGRO AND A NORMAL(!) WHITE MAN SIT IN THEIR COMMON PRISONCELL AND TALK ABOUT THEIR STAY IN THE MORE (OR LESS!) LUXURIOUS HOTEL (BREAD'N'WATER).. THE WHITE MAN SAYS THAT HE GOT 3 YEARS FOR KILLING A MAN AND EATING HIS GUTS!! BUT THE JUDGE SAID HIS STAY IN THE PRISON COULD BE CUT DOWN TO 1 YEAR FOR GOOD BEHAVEURE(?SPELLING?). THE NEGRO THEN SAID HE GOT 13 YEARS FOR DRIVING WITHOUT LIGHTS ON HIS BIKE. BUT THE JUDGE SAID HE WAS LUCKY THEY CAUGHT HIM IN THE DAY!!!! (BIG LAUGH!!!).... (AND MORE LAUGH!!)... WELL, PREPARE TO WRAP, THIS IS DODGE DE MAN/TBL SIGNING OFF!!! - AIQY!)19 - BJRZ"*2: - CKS[#+3; - DLT/$,4< - EMU]%-5= - FNV^&.6> - GOW_'/7? - AIQY!)19 - BJRZ"*2: - CKS[#+3; - DLT/$,4< - EMU]%-5= - FNV^&.6> - GOW_'/7? - AIQY!)19 - BJRZ"*2: - CKS[#+3; - DLT/$,4< - EMU]%-5= - FNV^&.6> - GOW_'/7? - R GREETINGS!!! THEY GO TO ME, MYSELF -

Delicious by The Black Lords

Delicious - 5 ACTUALLY I'M TH - - HE PERFECT CODE WAS DONE BY... - - - OU HAVE LOADED A DEMO BY.../ - HIZ DEMO CONTAINS ONLY TWO PARTS../ - UT THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SEE THAT:/ - SAY...MADLY SAD?!/ - HOPE THAT YA ENJOY IT ANYWAY./ - AUSE IF YA DO.../ - OU'VE GOT BAD TASTE/ - ND THAT'S GOOOOOOD!/ - ELL, HOW ABOUT THE CREDITS?/ - HE PERFECT CODE WAS DONE BY.../ - HE FABULOUS GRAFIX WAS MADE BY.../ - HE MUSIC WAS DONE BY.../ - ND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, THEN YOU'RE/ - O BE HONEST IT WAS/RIPPED FROM ' - HE LITTLE STAR WAS MADE BY:/ - UTOFIRE ASWELL!/ - OR THE NEXT PART OF../ - R STAY TUNED FOR THE HELLOS/ - AMECOMPOSER #1)/ - YOU'RE NOT HERE!)/ - ETHAL-BREATH #1!)/ - RUSH WILL TAKE OVER.../ - . SIGNIN' OFF!! / / / / - RUSH AT THE KEYS.../ - 'M BACK, & MORE CRUEL THAN EVER BEFORE/ 2DAY IT'S - RIDAY & THAT'S COOL/OR IS IT???/ - F U DID'NT GET THAT 1/ - HEN TRY RELOAD DIZ - /NOW THE BIG QUIZ BEGINZ.../ - HAT SIZE OF SHOES DOES - IS SUPERMANS DICK??/ - OW LONG IS ANY SONG??/ - S IT FUN TO FUCK - END YOUR ENTRIES 2 :/ - PASSERVAENGET 05/5902 - HE FIRST PRIZE IS:/ - FREE FUCK WITH A DUCK!/ - RUSH IS SIGNING OFF!/ / - . IS SIGNING ON!/ ! - ABLO ESPANOL TAMBIEN!/ - STE UN DEMO MUCHO BONITO!/ - ELL LET'S WRITE SOME ENGLISH TOO!/ - ND AUFWIEDERSEHEN!/ - ELL THE VERY LAST THING I WILL WRITE/ IS/ - DAA _^]/[ZYX^^^^^^^^^^^^DCBA - HE PERFECT CODE WAS DONE BY.../WAY./T:/ -

Dicks and Balls by The Black Lords

Dicks and BallsORDS - RESENTS " - ALLS" - - ODE AND MATH PERFORMED BY - . - RAPHICS DESIGNED BY - - USIC COMPOSED BY - - HIS IS OUR ENTRY IN THE DEMOCOMPETITION HELD AT THE - .-PARTY IN X-MAS 1989 - O GET IN TOUCH WITH - ORDS: - - OEJBAKKEVEJ 5B 9440 - ABYBRO - ENMARK - :END OF MEMORY!P "WRAPPINGL.X N - ORDS - RESENTS " - ALLS" - - ODE AND MATH PERFORMED BY - . - RAPHICS DESIGNED BY - - USIC COMPOSED BY - - HIS IS OUR ENTRY IN THE DEMOCOMPETITION HELD AT THE - .-PARTY IN X-MAS 1989 - O GET IN TOUCH WITH - ORDS: - - OEJBAKKEVEJ 5B 9440 - ABYBRO - ENMARK -

Get Lame Like us or Hit by a Bus by The Black Lords

Get Lame Like us or Hit by a Bus - * DONE BY CHRIS OF SEVEN ELEVEN. - DONE BY CHRIS OF SEVEN ELEVEN. - HE GR T GR ETINGS FOM D DGE DE MA !! 1. DODGE DE MAN!! (HEY LAMER, EA LY LO-LE EL PR G IN , NO NEWS A A L).. - SQQAYQUQR P1PQAQY! - "GET LAME LIKE US... OR HIT BY A BUS!" THIS LITTLE DEMO WAS MADE BY DODGE DE MAN OF THE BLACKLORDS!! - U R WATCHING MY NEW ROUTINE CALLED "CHARS DUMPING IN A BOULDERDASH-LIKE WAY, MADE 4 ALL IMBECILES WATCHING!" - IN SHORT: "CDIABLWMFAIW"!!! U R ALSO WATCHING MY ROUTINE CALLED: "RANDOM PLOTTING CHAR-ROUTINE, MFAIW!" - IN SHORT: "RPCRMFAIW"!!! BUT B4 THE SMALLTALK HITS U'R ALLREADY UGLY VACUUM-FILLED MONKEE-SKULL..... - THE GREAT GREETINGS FOM DODGE DE MAN!! 1. DODGE DE MAN!! (HEY LAMER, REALLY LO-LEVEL PROGGIN', NO NEWS AT ALL).. - 2. THE HUMAN AUTOFIRE!! YO LAME-LAMER! U R NOW #1 ON MY LAMER- TOP10!! (BCUZ OF U'R LATEST DEMO....). NICE GOIN'!! KEEP ROCKIN', LAMER!!!! - 2.B. DIZE DE DEZIGNER!! (FUCKIN' "Z") HEY 1/2-LAMER! IF YA DON'T DO ZUM REALLY LAME CODE SOON, I WILL CALL U "GENIUS"!! - 3. CRUSH DA FAZT-ZWABBER!! HELLO THERE, "MAJOR-HUNK!!". STILL THE ONLY 1 IN TBL WITH A PERFECT BRAIN!! (SHAME ON U!!!!) - 4. NITRO DE NO-BRAIN! HI MANIAC, REALLY LAME CODE/IDEAS! BUT DON'T BLOW UP ON ME, EH?!? - 5. FLEXON'89!! DOIN' SUMTHING ON THE AMIGA LAYTLY?? FUCK THE ARMY, GET LAME LIKE THE REST! - 6. ME, MYSELF AND I! HI THERE, LAMER! U R #0 ON MY TOP-10 LAMER-LIST! NICE GOING, KEEP IT THERE! - OFF WIDD DA GREETINGS, ON WIDD DA SHOW!! PRESS "SPACE" TO GET NO EFFECT AT ALL. IN OTHER WORDS, U R 4CED 2 C THIS SHIT!! - BETTER START HITTIN' THE KEEZ WIDD DA FOREHEAD (EXCEPT FOR CYCLOPES), CUZ THE NEXT SGREENIEZ WILL BE LAME! - THE REESON WHY DIZ DEMO IS DIS LAME IS THAT I AM GOING TO FRANCE IN LESS THAN A WEEK! "BIG DEAL!!" I CAN HEAR U SAY, - BUT THE TRUTH IS.. I WILL BE DOWNTHERE FOR 10 MONTHS!! I WONDER IF I CAN SURVIVE THE STAY THERE WITHOUT A 64'ER!! - BUT AFTER SEEING THIS LAME DEMO U WILL PROBABLY WISH I WILL STAY DOWNTHERE! (EXCEPT FOR THE FRENCHMEN, HEHEHE!!) - THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL ON THIS LITTLE ONE-SCREENED DEMO.. JUST TWO DIFFERENT?? 3D-GRAFIX AND LOADS OF CHARACTERS. - BUT IF U LOOK CLOSER U WILL C THAT THE CHARACTERS SUMTIMES MAKES A READABLE?? TEXT! (THIS ONE!). NUT LIKE THA'S STUFF! - WELL... WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS LAME LAMER-DEMO THEN?? NOTHING.. BUT UVE PRUBOBLY ALLREADY RESETTED THE SHIT, SO. - BUT THERE'S JUST 1 THING I AUGHTA TELL U COOL GUYS OUTTHERE!! AND THAT IS: WE IN TBL R'N'T COOL, WE R HOT AS HELL!! - WELL, THIS ISN'T MEANT TO BE A COPY OF THE GREAT! "SEX'N'CRIME"-MAG, SO I'D BEDDA END NOW.. C U AROUND IN 1990!! - THIS IS DODGE DE MAN OF THE LAME AND XTREMELY HOT BLACKLORDS SIGNING OFF... -DODGE DE MAN/TBL. -

Hullubulu by The Black Lords

Hullubulu ULLUBULU!! - - M> - HULLUBULU!! <>BACK IN BUSINESS... HERES STEVE OF TBL PRESENTING HE'S NEWEST CODEWORK : <>HULLUBULU! (ANOTHER WIERD NAME?!?) I'M SURE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM... BUT WHAT ABOUT EX. SONNY CROCKETT/DIXIE/FACTION ? (RING A BELL, LAMER?) ANYWAY, I HAVE JOINED >THE BLACK LORDS< BECAUSE FACTION DIED VERY FAST! HMMM, I GUESS I HAVE TO PUMP ZUM GREETS! TO THE BEST... <>CRAZY , <>KNICKERS , <>ORIGO , <>MEGASTYLE , <>AGILE , <>DOMINATORS , <>NATO , <>X-FACTOR , <>BONZAI AND <>TMG! (ONLY MY PERSONAL 10 BEST (IN NO RANK!!!)) CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO ARE: CODE BY CRUSH (NICE WORK, PAL!) , MUSIC BY MOZ(IC)ART AND GRAFIX BY DICE+CRUSH! SEE YA... - BKDHJB'SH'SONT'WFUS'HA' - L+KBS T'OFQB'SOB'DUBCNST= - H'IHP+DH]'N J'HRS'HA'PHUCT - / !""#$&'XZ[]^PQSUVHJKMN - GFFDCBAONLKIWVTSQP^/[YX'&$#"!! - / !""#$&'XZ[]^PQSUVHJKMN -