Get Lame Like us or Hit by a Bus by The Black Lords
- * DONE BY CHRIS OF SEVEN ELEVEN. - DONE BY CHRIS OF SEVEN ELEVEN. - HE GR T GR ETINGS FOM D DGE DE MA !! 1. DODGE DE MAN!! (HEY LAMER, EA LY LO-LE EL PR G IN , NO NEWS A A L).. - SQQAYQUQR P1PQAQY! - "GET LAME LIKE US... OR HIT BY A BUS!" THIS LITTLE DEMO WAS MADE BY DODGE DE MAN OF THE BLACKLORDS!! - U R WATCHING MY NEW ROUTINE CALLED "CHARS DUMPING IN A BOULDERDASH-LIKE WAY, MADE 4 ALL IMBECILES WATCHING!" - IN SHORT: "CDIABLWMFAIW"!!! U R ALSO WATCHING MY ROUTINE CALLED: "RANDOM PLOTTING CHAR-ROUTINE, MFAIW!" - IN SHORT: "RPCRMFAIW"!!! BUT B4 THE SMALLTALK HITS U'R ALLREADY UGLY VACUUM-FILLED MONKEE-SKULL..... - THE GREAT GREETINGS FOM DODGE DE MAN!! 1. DODGE DE MAN!! (HEY LAMER, REALLY LO-LEVEL PROGGIN', NO NEWS AT ALL).. - 2. THE HUMAN AUTOFIRE!! YO LAME-LAMER! U R NOW #1 ON MY LAMER- TOP10!! (BCUZ OF U'R LATEST DEMO....). NICE GOIN'!! KEEP ROCKIN', LAMER!!!! - 2.B. DIZE DE DEZIGNER!! (FUCKIN' "Z") HEY 1/2-LAMER! IF YA DON'T DO ZUM REALLY LAME CODE SOON, I WILL CALL U "GENIUS"!! - 3. CRUSH DA FAZT-ZWABBER!! HELLO THERE, "MAJOR-HUNK!!". STILL THE ONLY 1 IN TBL WITH A PERFECT BRAIN!! (SHAME ON U!!!!) - 4. NITRO DE NO-BRAIN! HI MANIAC, REALLY LAME CODE/IDEAS! BUT DON'T BLOW UP ON ME, EH?!? - 5. FLEXON'89!! DOIN' SUMTHING ON THE AMIGA LAYTLY?? FUCK THE ARMY, GET LAME LIKE THE REST! - 6. ME, MYSELF AND I! HI THERE, LAMER! U R #0 ON MY TOP-10 LAMER-LIST! NICE GOING, KEEP IT THERE! - OFF WIDD DA GREETINGS, ON WIDD DA SHOW!! PRESS "SPACE" TO GET NO EFFECT AT ALL. IN OTHER WORDS, U R 4CED 2 C THIS SHIT!! - BETTER START HITTIN' THE KEEZ WIDD DA FOREHEAD (EXCEPT FOR CYCLOPES), CUZ THE NEXT SGREENIEZ WILL BE LAME! - THE REESON WHY DIZ DEMO IS DIS LAME IS THAT I AM GOING TO FRANCE IN LESS THAN A WEEK! "BIG DEAL!!" I CAN HEAR U SAY, - BUT THE TRUTH IS.. I WILL BE DOWNTHERE FOR 10 MONTHS!! I WONDER IF I CAN SURVIVE THE STAY THERE WITHOUT A 64'ER!! - BUT AFTER SEEING THIS LAME DEMO U WILL PROBABLY WISH I WILL STAY DOWNTHERE! (EXCEPT FOR THE FRENCHMEN, HEHEHE!!) - THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL ON THIS LITTLE ONE-SCREENED DEMO.. JUST TWO DIFFERENT?? 3D-GRAFIX AND LOADS OF CHARACTERS. - BUT IF U LOOK CLOSER U WILL C THAT THE CHARACTERS SUMTIMES MAKES A READABLE?? TEXT! (THIS ONE!). NUT LIKE THA'S STUFF! - WELL... WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS LAME LAMER-DEMO THEN?? NOTHING.. BUT UVE PRUBOBLY ALLREADY RESETTED THE SHIT, SO. - BUT THERE'S JUST 1 THING I AUGHTA TELL U COOL GUYS OUTTHERE!! AND THAT IS: WE IN TBL R'N'T COOL, WE R HOT AS HELL!! - WELL, THIS ISN'T MEANT TO BE A COPY OF THE GREAT! "SEX'N'CRIME"-MAG, SO I'D BEDDA END NOW.. C U AROUND IN 1990!! - THIS IS DODGE DE MAN OF THE LAME AND XTREMELY HOT BLACKLORDS SIGNING OFF... -DODGE DE MAN/TBL. -