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Big Apple by The Activas Washing Corporation

Big Apple&WE'RE LOST IN DEMO'S, CAUGHT IN A TRAP - )ACTIVAS AGAIN WITH A NOT SO ORIGINAL DEMO - )THIS IS ALREADY THE 42ND (YES, FOURTY-TWO - PRESS A TO M TO PINCH THE DIFFERENT TUNES FROM DELTA; PRESS 1 TO 5 TO ADJUST THE SPEED (OF THE MUSIX). - ;WE'VE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH DAVE'S BLOODY 'MENTOS CARTRIDGE'. ANYWAY, THIS IS THE FIRST DEMO THIS EVENING, BUT WE THINK WE WILL MAKE ANOTHER ONE (EXACTLY THE SAME, BUT WITH ANOTHER TEXT AND PICCY). MAKE SURE YOU GET THE OTHER DEMO'S FEATURING A SIDE-BORDER-SCROLL, WITH NOT MINDER THAN 9 SPRITES BENEATH EACHOTHER - .7 ISN'T THAT FANTASTIC - 5EAT YOUR HART OUT OPM - L GREETINGJES TO: JOY-SOFT, HOTLINE, TMC, SCOOP, FUTURE PROJECTS, THE BAM, ICM, TIA, DR. MABUSE, ALL OTHER ACTIVAS MEMBERS (A.J., RED-LABEL, SFFEN (SYSTEM) AND ZAPPA), LIGITEN, FUGERSOFT/JOYDATA, GUDANG, FERRY-METAL (GO GET A HAIRCUT AND THROW AWAY YOUR DIJKERS ZUNDAPP - ), THE FUNS(ERD), MARVERICK, PURKY, TATIANA, BO DEREK AND B.J. THE (MANIC(SOFTWARE))THROWER. - ANTI-GREETINGS TO: THE ASSHOLES CALLED THE SCIENCE FICTION CRACKERS (OR IS IT THE LAST SCIENCE), THE HCS 5005 FARSE, FASOFT, DR. J, AND FRED BUCKET.. - NOTE TO THE SFC: DON'T CALL US, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING USEFULL TO SAY - &WE'RE LOST IN DEMO'S, CAUGHT IN A TRAP - HA, FOOLED YOU, DIDN'T WE ?? YOU THOUGHT THAT THE TEXT WAS ALREADY AFGELOPEN - STRANGERS MUST BE DEAD BY NOW, ALTHOUGH WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN MUCH DUTCH, GERMAN, FRENCH, ITALIAN, SPANISH OR WHAT EVER - .8 TO FILL OR NOT TO FILL - =DON'T STEAL THIS ONE FA-SOFT. - GO MASTURBATE WHILE LOOKING AT THE NUDE GIRLS ON THE BUS ADVERTISMENTS - ((AIDSVERTISMENTS, WAS A REMARK FROM DAVE - DAVE AND SFFEN(SYSTEM) ARE CURRENTLY WORKING ON A DOUBLE DENSITY ESCOS, BUT THEY NEED A DOUBLE HI-RES PICTURE - SO, IF YOU HAVE ONE, OR PLANNING TO MAKE ONE, CONTACT ACTIVAS: 03462 62087 IN HOLLAND. BY THE WAY (CLICHE, SO DON'T STEAL THIS ONE, FASOFT), THE PICTURE WAS MADE IN ABOUT 45 MINUTES BY T.C.(AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER) - . YOU'VE HAD THE CHANCE TO TAKE A LOOK IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER. FOR THOSE WHO WERE TOO STUPID TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY CONSIDERATION (PHEW) HERE IS ANOTHER CHANCE FOR YOU: - ,.4 THAT MUST BE ENOUGH - DAVE IS DYING TO LINK THE SHIT (ONTLASTING(NO, NOT ANOTHER BRACKET-RECORD ATTEMPT(AWC/THE BOOT(WHY NOT - ?2(DAVE WON'T LET ME - )6. HA, FOOLED YOU AGAIN - YES, ADMIT IT, YOU THOUGHT THAT I WOULD TAKE ANOTHER GO ON THE ACTIVAS RECORD BRACKET ABUSE - 3 SEE YOU AGAIN IN THE SECOND DEMO OF THIS EVENING - KEEP PASSING THE OPEN WINDOWS (FROM: 'THE HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE, BY JOHN IRVING (YOU SEE, WE ARE NOT A BUNCH OF CULTUREBARBAREN - CTCTC CTC CTC^C - C[C[C'C[C"C C^C] - &WE'RE LOST IN DEMO'S, CAUGHT IN A TRAP - )ACTIVAS AGAIN WITH A NOT SO ORIGINAL DEMO - )THIS IS ALREADY THE 42ND (YES, FOURTY-TWO - PRESS A TO M TO PINCH THE DIFFERENT TUNES FROM DELTA; PRESS 1 TO 5 TO ADJUST THE SPEED (OF THE MUSIX). - ;WE'VE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH DAVE'S BLOODY 'MENTOS CARTRIDGE'. ANYWAY, THIS IS THE FIRST DEMO THIS EVENING, BUT WE THINK WE WILL MAKE ANOTHER ONE (EXACTLY THE SAME, BUT WITH ANOTHER TEXT AND PICCY). MAKE SURE YOU GET THE OTHER DEMO'S FEATURING A SIDE-BORDER-SCROLL, WITH NOT MINDER THAN 9 SPRITES BENEATH EACHOTHER - .7 ISN'T THAT FANTASTIC - 5EAT YOUR HART OUT OPM - L GREETINGJES TO: JOY-SOFT, HOTLINE, TMC, SCOOP, FUTURE PROJECTS, THE BAM, ICM, TIA, DR. MABUSE, ALL OTHER ACTIVAS MEMBERS (A.J., RED-LABEL, SFFEN (SYSTEM) AND ZAPPA), LIGITEN, FUGERSOFT/JOYDATA, GUDANG, FERRY-METAL (GO GET A HAIRCUT AND THROW AWAY YOUR DIJKERS ZUNDAPP - ), THE FUNS(ERD), MARVERICK, PURKY, TATIANA, BO DEREK AND B.J. THE (MANIC(SOFTWARE))THROWER. - ANTI-GREETINGS TO: THE ASSHOLES CALLED THE SCIENCE FICTION CRACKERS (OR IS IT THE LAST SCIENCE), THE HCS 5005 FARSE, FASOFT, DR. J, AND FRED BUCKET.. - NOTE TO THE SFC: DON'T CALL US, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING USEFULL TO SAY - &WE'RE LOST IN DEMO'S, CAUGHT IN A TRAP - HA, FOOLED YOU, DIDN'T WE ?? YOU THOUGHT THAT THE TEXT WAS ALREADY AFGELOPEN - STRANGERS MUST BE DEAD BY NOW, ALTHOUGH WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN MUCH DUTCH, GERMAN, FRENCH, ITALIAN, SPANISH OR WHAT EVER - .8 TO FILL OR NOT TO FILL - =DON'T STEAL THIS ONE FA-SOFT. - GO MASTURBATE WHILE LOOKING AT THE NUDE GIRLS ON THE BUS ADVERTISMENTS - ((AIDSVERTISMENTS, WAS A REMARK FROM DAVE - DAVE AND SFFEN(SYSTEM) ARE CURRENTLY WORKING ON A DOUBLE DENSITY ESCOS, BUT THEY NEED A DOUBLE HI-RES PICTURE - SO, IF YOU HAVE ONE, OR PLANNING TO MAKE ONE, CONTACT ACTIVAS: 03462 62087 IN HOLLAND. BY THE WAY (CLICHE, SO DON'T STEAL THIS ONE, FASOFT), THE PICTURE WAS MADE IN ABOUT 45 MINUTES BY T.C.(AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER) - . YOU'VE HAD THE CHANCE TO TAKE A LOOK IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER. FOR THOSE WHO WERE TOO STUPID TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY CONSIDERATION (PHEW) HERE IS ANOTHER CHANCE FOR YOU: - ,.4 THAT MUST BE ENOUGH - DAVE IS DYING TO LINK THE SHIT (ONTLASTING(NO, NOT ANOTHER BRACKET-RECORD ATTEMPT(AWC/THE BOOT(WHY NOT - ?2(DAVE WON'T LET ME - )6. HA, FOOLED YOU AGAIN - YES, ADMIT IT, YOU THOUGHT THAT I WOULD TAKE ANOTHER GO ON THE ACTIVAS RECORD BRACKET ABUSE - 3 SEE YOU AGAIN IN THE SECOND DEMO OF THIS EVENING - KEEP PASSING THE OPEN WINDOWS (FROM: 'THE HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE, BY JOHN IRVING (YOU SEE, WE ARE NOT A BUNCH OF CULTUREBARBAREN - O[BC[C'8C[C%C'C[C[C'C[C"C C^C]CYBCYC%8CYC#C%CYCYC%CYC"C C^C]CWBCWC# - C[C[C'C[C"C C^C] -

Dickie Duck by The Activas Washing Corporation

Dickie Duck FRED< THANX FOR THE AMIGA< - SQQQQQQQQQQQQ]]]]]]]]]]]]] - M - - - - - - SQQQQQQQQQQQQ]]]]]]]]]]]]] - M - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Fatal Flower by The Activas Washing Corporation

Fatal Flower - %G - %G - %G$ %G) %G - - - - - - - - - - - - - %&D] %D - CTCTC CTC CTC^C - C[C[C'C[C"C C^C] - O[BC[C'8C[C%C'C[C[C'C[C"C C^C]CYBCYC%8CYC#C%CYCYC%CYC"C C^C]CWBCWC# - C[C[C'C[C"C C^C] -

Fries Freezer by The Activas Washing Corporation

Fries Freezer MUSIX BY DAGLISH AND HUBBARD - QQQQQQQQQQQ]]]]]]]] - QMILK PL. 1 HI: ACTIVAS MILK PL. 2 REVISED VERSION BY DAVE MENTOS 0000000 $ : 100 0000000 - $ $ $ $ $ $ - JHFDBAAAAAAAAAA GGGGGBGG - DGRIGUXL#SYD "A%FFGHIJGIIHHGIFIGB - %TRANS SEXUAL HYPERDRIVE ENGAGING - )PLAY MILKER ENOOWT - W*MEN LEVEL: 00 MEN - +DAVE MENTOS PRESENTS - MILKMEN: 1 START AT LEVEL: 01 ATTACK ON THE MUTANT T.F.F'S! COLLISIONS WITH BOTTLES: NO ACTIVAS WASHING CORPORATION PRESS FIRE ON JOYSTICK ONE! - . SECTOR MILKAMOUNT DUMPED - SNQQQQQQQQQQQQ]500 - SNQQQQQQQQQQQQ] ( - . -

It's Magic by The Activas Washing Corporation

It's Magic IT'S MAGIC A PRODUCT OF THE ACTIVAS WASHING CORPORATION - AUGUST 1987 BY - ( LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE ) PRESS "C=" TO GO ON !! - [/]^WXYZ - - - - - WELL... THE THIRD DEMO HAS BEEN FINISHED !! THIS WILL BE A VERY SHORT TEXT BECAUSE OF THE UNBELIEVEBLE LACK OF MEMORY. ALL CODING WAS DONE BY [/]^_ (THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN OBVIOUS BY NOW) ON BEHALF OF THE ACTIVAS WASHING CORPORATION (A REAL SOPHISTICATED USE OF THE LANGUAGE ISN'T IT ??).. BY THE WAY, "1" AND "2" SWITCH BETWEEN THE DIFFERENT SCROLL SPEEDS AND MUSIX (DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THEM). AND NOW FOR THE GREETINGS... (ACTIVAS MEMBERS WILL FOLLOW IN THE NEXT SCROLL, SO... (SORRY, NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR ANY VULGAIR REMARKS)). HI TO... MARVERICK, HOTLINE, TMC, SCOOP, SVENGER INT., ICM, TIA, THE BAM, SOFTBUSTERS, FUTURE PROJECTS, SOFTIJS, WVZ, THE FUNS(IGSTE OF ALL), LIGITEN, SOFTIJS, QUACK (KWAK !??!), DR. MABUSE, HES AND ZAPPA (DAMNED ALL LITTLE BROTHERS !)... IT SEEMS THIS 2.2K OF TEXT ISN'T SO EASY TO FILL AFTER ALL. BUT NEVER MIND THIS CRAP. WHEN YOU GET BORED, I MEAN: IF YOU GET BORED (LITTLE STILE JOKE FOR THE ONES THAT HAVE HAD A BETTER EDUCATION (NO.. NOT YOU!!) YOU CAN ALWAYS PRESS THE 'C=' KEY TO GET OUT OF THIS.. ....NIET GEDAAN, NOT GETREURD, THE CRAP CONTINUES... (DID YOU NOTICE THAT THE NUMBER OF POINTS HAS RAPIDLY INCREASED THE LAST FEW SENTENCES....) NOW ON THE BETTER DEMO DISKS... DM/SOAP OPERA... THE STORY CONTINUES, AFTER DM/NOT FLODDER (A NUMBER ONE HIT IN DEMO PROGRAMMING) AND DM/THE DOCKING CREW(REAL JUICY) SO GET THAT PROGRAM (AND KEEP YOUR EARS OUT OF THE RED ZONE). AFTER THIS SOMEWHAT COMMERCIAL COMERCIAL THE NORMAL DEMO SHIT WILL GO ON WITH THE NORMAL DEMO SHIT. (THIS DEMO WILL BECOME A DOUBLE DOUBLE DEMO IN THIS WAY) TRY WATCHING UPSIDEDOWN OR DOWNSIDE UP !!! AND NOW SOME ADDITIONAL REMARKS TO LARS P. (HE CAN (AT LAST) MAKE USE OF A COMMODORE 64) HOW IS IT GOIN' IS IT STILL IN ONE PIECE ?? (THE COMPUTER WAS BOUGHT FROM RED-LABEL, WHO NOW HAS AN AMIGA AND AN ATARI ( [/]^_ SAYS: "SOME HAVE ALL, AND SOME HAVE NOTHING")(THIS REFERS TO THE COMPUTER AND THE AMOUNT OF BRAINS, IN WICH THE LATTER MUST BE SEEN IN THE REVERSED WAY)).... (NO DAVE, NOT ALL OF US HAVE SUCH FRIENDLY FRIENDS AS FRED) AND WITH THIS BRACKET BUSSINESS, I HAVE SLOWLY COME TO THE END OF THIS LITTLE SCROLL TEXT. IT'S TIME TO PRESS THAT KEY, AND TO ENJOY ANOTHER MIRACLE OF CLEVER PROGRAMMING (IT'S MAGIC).... AND AGAIN....... - .....IT'S MAGIC.....#.....IT'S MAGIC.....#.....IT'S MAGIC.....#.....IT'S MAGIC.....#.....IT SURE IS.....#.....IT'S MAGIC.....#.....IT'S MAGIC.....# THIS TEXT# CONSISTS OF# TOTALLY# UNIMPORTANT# REMARKS# BUT NEVERTHELESS# THEY ARE# A PART OF# THIS DEMO:#.....IT'S MAGIC.....#.....IT'S MAGIC.....#.....IT'S MAGIC.....# TO DEVELOP# THIS DEMO# TOOK ME# FIVE BALLPOINTS,# TWO KILOS OF# PRINTING PAPER,# THREE# SLEEPELESS NIGHTS,# TWO VERSIONS OF# MENTOS' ASSEMBLER,# ONE MISSED MEAL,# TWO USELESS# DISKS,# ONE CRUCHED# CALCULATOR,# AND# SEVERAL MONTHS# OF# PROGRAMMING TIME# ....# ....# AND IT STILL IS# WORTHLESS!# I MEAN#.....IT'S MAGIC.....#.....IT'S MAGIC.....#.....IT'S MAGIC.....# BY THE WAY#MUSICAL EXPRESSIONS# BY ME# YOU KNOW WHO# NOTHING MORE HERE!# WATCH# THE NEXT SCROLL!# # # # - B" B" B" B" B" B" B"? - HJ HJ HV (" (% (% (I ( - WAUGH !! .... BECAUSE OF THE TERRIBLE SLOW SPEED, I SHALL AT ONCE BEGIN WITH THE REMAINING GREETINGS... HI TO.. DAVE MENTOS (WE CAN'T ALL HAVE AN AMIGA ), T.C. (WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET THAT AMIGA?), A.J. (HOW'S YOUR AMIGA WORKIN' OUT), RED-LABEL (OK, I WON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR AMIGA), JOY-SOFT (...) .. THESE WERE ALL MEMBERS OF THE ACTIVAS WASHING CORPORATION, NOW ALSO ON AMIGA!!! (I WILL GO FRUSTRATED IF I WON'T HAVE THAT MACHINE VERY FAST!). IF YOU CAN'T READ THE SCROLL, I SUGGEST YOU TURN THIS DEMO OFF (OR IS IT "OF" ?) ANYWAY.. AGAIN THE MOST PROGRESSIVE SCROLL OF ALL (DAT RIJMT! (THIS IS DUTCH!)) WITH 104 SPRITES ON THE SCREEN, ALL NOT Y-EXPANDED... JUST AS THE FANTASTIC NEW EFFECT AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS DEMO... (BETTER THAN ESCOS...) BY THE WAY, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO REALLY WAS THE FIRST (I MEAN: NO BORDER LEFT) ANY REACTIONS MAY GO TO ME OR DAVE MENTOS (NUMBERS AT 87C0) THIS SCROLL WILL NOW START ALL OVER AGAIN......... - ) IT'S MAGIC A PRODUCT OF THE ACTIVAS WASHING CORPORATION - AUGUST 1987 BY SSSSSS ( LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE ) PRESS "C=" TO GO ON !! - BECAUSE OF THE TERRIBLE SLOW SPEED, I SHALL AT ONCE BEGIN WITH THE REMAINING GREETINGS - HI TO.. DAVE MENTOS (WE CAN'T ALL HAVE AN AMIGA ), T.C. (WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET THAT AMIGA?), A.J. (HOW'S YOUR AMIGA WORKIN' OUT), RED-LABEL (OK, I WON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR AMIGA), JOY-SOFT ( - ) .. THESE WERE ALL MEMBERS OF THE ACTIVAS WASHING CORPORATION, NOW ALSO ON AMIGA - T (I WILL GO FRUSTRATED IF I WON'T HAVE THAT MACHINE VERY FAST!). IF YOU CAN'T READ THE SCROLL, I SUGGEST YOU TURN THIS DEMO OFF (OR IS IT "OF" ?) ANYWAY.. AGAIN THE MOST PROGRESSIVE SCROLL OF ALL (DAT RIJMT! (THIS IS DUTCH!)) WITH 104 SPRITES ON THE SCREEN, ALL NOT Y-EXPANDED - ? JUST AS THE FANTASTIC NEW EFFECT AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS DEMO - .3 (BETTER THAN ESCOS - ) BY THE WAY, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO REALLY WAS THE FIRST (I MEAN: NO BORDER LEFT) ANY REACTIONS MAY GO TO ME OR DAVE MENTOS (NUMBERS AT 87C0) THIS SCROLL WILL NOW START ALL OVER AGAIN - THE ACTIVAS WASHING CORPORATION - 8( LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE ) - 8PRESS "C=" TO GO ON !! - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> -

Kikstart III by The Activas Washing Corporation

Kikstart III THIS TINY DEMO IS JUST AN EXAMPLE OF THE POSSIBILITIES WHEN YOU HAVE MY ASSEMBLER , WHICH IS ONE OF THE MOST FAST-DESIGNING ASSEMBLERS ON EARTH I WILL VERY SOON RELEASE SOME SOURCE CODE LISTINGS, SO YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF WHY YOU JUST GOT TO HAVE THAT ASSEMBLER AS YOUR PROGRAMMING TOOL ! YOU CAN PROGRAM MACHINE CODE AS IF IT WERE BASIC WITH MY ASSEMBLER! ALL THE BASIC COMMANDS ARE AVAILABLE WITHIN THE SOURCE CODES YOU WRITE!!! MORE DETAILS WILL FOLLOW IN THIS DEMO! - QQQQQQQQQQQQE]]]]]]]]]]** - - - - - - - - - - -

Soap Opera by The Activas Washing Corporation

Soap Opera ?BAD SUBSCRIPT ERROR IN 2047 READY. - R - MER .... - ME<R - R - MC<R - R - MJ<R - R - MC<R - R - MI<R - R - MD<R - R - MD<R - R - MH<R - R - MB<R - ME<R - R - ML<R - R - ME<R - R - MB<R - R - MJ<R - R - MB<R - >MH= = = = = = - R - MA<R - >MH= = = = = = - R - MG<R - >MH= = = = = = - R - MD<R - >MH= = = = = = - R - MJ<R - R - MD<R - >MH= = = = = = - ET'S EXPLAIN SOME STUFF OUTHERE... - POCK AND HIS MEN WENT OUT FOR SOME ' - ' THREE MONTHS AGO (NOTE: SEE ' - REW') AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS SO CUTE OUTTHERE IN WONDERLAND THEY HAD A GO ON - UT UNFORTUNATELY, THEIR MOTHERS FOUND OUT ABOUT THEIR SOMEWHAT ' - ULGARIAN' GAMES (CALLED ' - '!!!), AND SO THEY HAD TO STAY UNDERCOVER IN THE HOLE WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY DISCOVERED BY - LODDER' (PRESUMED YOU HAVE THAT ONE, OFCOURSE). - HIS TOOK QUITE LONG, BECAUSE OF THE HORRIBLY GOOD CONDITIONS OF THE HOLE (CAN YOU IMAGINE!?!?!?)... - HE HOLE WAS LARGE ENOUGH TO STORE - PLANES & THEIR CREWS AND ONE PROGRAMMER (NOTE FROM - HIS SURE WAS NICE!!!). - HIS EXPLAINS WHY - CTIVAS HASN'T BEEN PROGRAMMING THOSE FANTASTIC DEMOS LATELY (NOTE FROM - HAT HAVE WE DONE FOR YOU LATELY?'). - ND THIS TINY LITTLE MINIMAL ATTRIBUTE TO YOUR - CTIVAS-COLLECTION TOOK SO LONG ONLY BECAUSE THE FEARED - AVE'S LIFE (WAS DELIVERED AT THE HOLE BY - OU COULDN'T EXPRESS IT BETTER)), AND SO HE STARTED PROGRAMMING IN THE HOLE ON THE - AVE HAS CYCLED ONE WEEK IN THE MOUNTAINS OF - ATIANA'S BELOVED - UXEMBOURG. (WHAT A HELLINGEN!?!? - ILK CAN THERE NOT OVER HANE (?) ) - UT THE RESULT MAY BE THERE: 6 BABIES, 1 - ISKKIDS, SECOND DRIVE, MONITORS (GREAT JOB - ATIANA) AND ONE DEMO. - OSH, NORMAL PEOPLE MUST WORK (WORK???) NINE MONTHS TO PRODUCE SUCH AN AMOUNT OF - -POTENTIAL STUFF... - AVE HAS RETURNED FROM HIS MISSION (DID YOU SEE THE LIGHT!) FROM - (A NUTCRACKER HIMSELF) ( - ADDY ') AND CAME BACK TO SEE THE LIGHT... - ATIANA CRIED OUT ' - OVE' AND THE SUCKERS TURNED IT INTO A SINGLE... (NOW YOU KNOW WHY SHE STARTED SINGING!). - HE GREETINGS FROM THE CHILDREN (OF A LESSER GOD) (NOTE FROM GOD: ' - JOIN YOU') AND - OFT (GO WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH - OAP IF YOU READ ALL THIS TEXT WITHOUT WETTING YOUR PANTS) ( - HERE MUST HE BUT AGAINST CAN-NEN' (?) ), - EMBERS INCLUDING - ABEL (NOW ALSO BUSY WORKING ON EDUCATIONAL - CTIVAS SO WE CAN BE THE FIRST GROUP IN THE UNIVERSE WITH OVER 300 MEMBERS!!!), - (FOR THE LAUGHS ABOUT YOU: HAVE FUN FUCKING EACHOTHERS DONUTS IN - OLLECTORS (INVAIN), - NOLLEN, AND SO ON AND ON AND ON...) (GOT A BETTER ONE, CALL - CTIVAS ON SOME NUMBER (EVERYBODY IS A MEMBER NOWADAYS)), - CTIVAS (HEY, WE ARE BEING GREETED!), - OFT (FRE(0)??) AND ALL MEMBERS OF - OFT (NO MATTER HOW MUCH THAT ARE!?!?). - CTIVAS, WE ONLY DIDN'T GREET - URKY & ALL OTHER 2 BILLION MINUS TWO FEMALES WITH NICE ASSES. (4 BILLION ASSES!!!).... - CTUALLY, THIS DEMO WAS CUSTOM-MADE FOR THE ONE AND ONLY EVER SUCCEEDING, FANTASTIC, SUPERB, FUCKING ASSHOLE, BRILLIANT, MAGNIFICIENT, OUTRAGEOUS, MEGACOOL, CLICHE STEALING, BUT TOCH EEN CARRYKRACHTIGE GOOF(Y): - ID YOU GET THAT: - IGHT, LET'S GO ON WITH THE HEAVY ( - WINS) STUFF OUTHERE IN - EMO-LAND IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF - O PART OF THIS DEMO MAY BE USED, COPIED OR REPRODUCED IN ANY FORM WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION OF THE ORIGINAL TRADEMARK OWNER: - S WE HATE WRITING, GO FUCK A DONUT IF YOU WANT TO USE SOME PARTS OF THIS DEMO... - Y THE WAY, YOU MAY, HOWEVER, RIP (YOURSELF) OFF THE SOUND, AS IT BELONGS TO - AVE WAS ENJOYING HIMSELF IN THE BIG HOLE OF MY (!) GIRLFRIEND, - HAD THE MOST BORING THREE MONTHS OF MY LIFE OUTHERE IN THE CITY (?) (NO OFFENCE, - AVE A COKE AND A SMILE ! (?) - E ARE NOT JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL.... - CTIVAS, HAVE JUST DECIDED THAT THE MOST UGLY HORSE EVER SHOWN ON THE - UTCH TELEVISION MUST BE: - HERE STA YOU VAST NOT VAN TO KIJKEN..... - A-SOFT AGREES, COS HE (THEY) HAS/HAVE PAYED FOR THIS FANTASTIC, NEVER VERTOONDE DEMO. - E DIDN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT NOT USING - REEK (WE WOULD NEED ANOTHER FONT), - CELANDIC, OR WHATEVER, SO DON'T COME AND CLAIM YOUR MONEY IF THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU HAD EXPECTED. - E WARNED YOU.... - OU SHOULD HAVE MADE YOUR OWN TEXT......... - S YOU MAY HAVE DISCOVERED, - ATIANA WOULD EVEN FUCK A HORSE, IF SHE COULD MANAGE TO LET IT STAND STILL.... - O, IF YOU, THE HORNY PUBER WITH THE - IXTYFOUR, MUST BE ON YOUR HOEDE... - OU KNOW, IN VERBAND WITH THOSE LITTLE - O, USE A RUBBER WHERE A FLOPPY DOESN'T WORK, OR EVEN BETTER, KEEP YOUR PRICK INSIDE YOUR PANTS........ - ET A RUBBER, YOUR $0,25 LIFE-ENSUREANCEPOLICY............. - CTIVAS SAYS GOODBYE FOR NOW, FOR - AVE'S SAKE! - OR THE RIP-OFFS (THE - ACKS AMONG US): - MIGA 500 FONT YOU ARE NOW WATCHING LIES WAITING FOR YOU AT $800... (THE FONT WAS COPIED PIXEL BY PIXEL BY THE ONE AND ONLY - (PAKKEND HE!)). - ABEL EVEN GOT A FREE - TO DROP SOME SHIT ON IT! (THAT RIMES!!!)), AND - AVE ALSO HAS AN - MIGA 500 PLUS MONITOR PLUS SECOND DRIVE AND SOUND-DIGITIZER... - SHOULD BE DEAD BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS... (DROP DROP) - >MH= = = = = = - >MH= = = = = = - >MH= = = = = = - >MH= = = = = = - ET'S EXPLAIN SOME STUFF OUTHERE - POCK AND HIS MEN WENT OUT FOR SOME ' - ' THREE MONTHS AGO (NOTE: SEE ' - REW') AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS SO CUTE OUTTHERE IN WONDERLAND THEY HAD A GO ON - UT UNFORTUNATELY, THEIR MOTHERS FOUND OUT ABOUT THEIR SOMEWHAT ' - ULGARIAN' GAMES (CALLED ' - ), AND SO THEY HAD TO STAY UNDERCOVER IN THE HOLE WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY DISCOVERED BY - LODDER' (PRESUMED YOU HAVE THAT ONE, OFCOURSE). - HIS TOOK QUITE LONG, BECAUSE OF THE HORRIBLY GOOD CONDITIONS OF THE HOLE (CAN YOU IMAGINE!?!?!?) - HE HOLE WAS LARGE ENOUGH TO STORE - PLANES & THEIR CREWS AND ONE PROGRAMMER (NOTE FROM - HIS SURE WAS NICE - HIS EXPLAINS WHY - CTIVAS HASN'T BEEN PROGRAMMING THOSE FANTASTIC DEMOS LATELY (NOTE FROM - HAT HAVE WE DONE FOR YOU LATELY?'). - ND THIS TINY LITTLE MINIMAL ATTRIBUTE TO YOUR - CTIVAS-COLLECTION TOOK SO LONG ONLY BECAUSE THE FEARED - AVE'S LIFE (WAS DELIVERED AT THE HOLE BY - OU COULDN'T EXPRESS IT BETTER)), AND SO HE STARTED PROGRAMMING IN THE HOLE ON THE - AVE HAS CYCLED ONE WEEK IN THE MOUNTAINS OF - ATIANA'S BELOVED - UXEMBOURG. (WHAT A HELLINGEN!?!? - ILK CAN THERE NOT OVER HANE (?) ) - UT THE RESULT MAY BE THERE: 6 BABIES, 1 - ISKKIDS, SECOND DRIVE, MONITORS (GREAT JOB - ATIANA) AND ONE DEMO. - OSH, NORMAL PEOPLE MUST WORK (WORK - ?) NINE MONTHS TO PRODUCE SUCH AN AMOUNT OF - -POTENTIAL STUFF - AVE HAS RETURNED FROM HIS MISSION (DID YOU SEE THE LIGHT!) FROM - (A NUTCRACKER HIMSELF) ( - ADDY ') AND CAME BACK TO SEE THE LIGHT - ATIANA CRIED OUT ' - OVE' AND THE SUCKERS TURNED IT INTO A SINGLE - ((NOW YOU KNOW WHY SHE STARTED SINGING!). - HE GREETINGS FROM THE CHILDREN (OF A LESSER GOD) (NOTE FROM GOD: ' - JOIN YOU') AND - OFT (GO WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH - OAP IF YOU READ ALL THIS TEXT WITHOUT WETTING YOUR PANTS) ( - HERE MUST HE BUT AGAINST CAN-NEN' (?) ), - EMBERS INCLUDING - ABEL (NOW ALSO BUSY WORKING ON EDUCATIONAL - CTIVAS SO WE CAN BE THE FIRST GROUP IN THE UNIVERSE WITH OVER 300 MEMBERS - (FOR THE LAUGHS ABOUT YOU: HAVE FUN FUCKING EACHOTHERS DONUTS IN - OLLECTORS (INVAIN), - NOLLEN, AND SO ON AND ON AND ON - ) (GOT A BETTER ONE, CALL - CTIVAS ON SOME NUMBER (EVERYBODY IS A MEMBER NOWADAYS)), - CTIVAS (HEY, WE ARE BEING GREETED!), - OFT (FRE(0)??) AND ALL MEMBERS OF - OFT (NO MATTER HOW MUCH THAT ARE!?!?). - CTIVAS, WE ONLY DIDN'T GREET - URKY & ALL OTHER 2 BILLION MINUS TWO FEMALES WITH NICE ASSES. (4 BILLION ASSES - CTUALLY, THIS DEMO WAS CUSTOM-MADE FOR THE ONE AND ONLY EVER SUCCEEDING, FANTASTIC, SUPERB, FUCKING ASSHOLE, BRILLIANT, MAGNIFICIENT, OUTRAGEOUS, MEGACOOL, CLICHE STEALING, BUT TOCH EEN CARRYKRACHTIGE GOOF(Y): - ID YOU GET THAT: - IGHT, LET'S GO ON WITH THE HEAVY ( - WINS) STUFF OUTHERE IN - EMO-LAND IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF - O PART OF THIS DEMO MAY BE USED, COPIED OR REPRODUCED IN ANY FORM WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION OF THE ORIGINAL TRADEMARK OWNER: - S WE HATE WRITING, GO FUCK A DONUT IF YOU WANT TO USE SOME PARTS OF THIS DEMO - Y THE WAY, YOU MAY, HOWEVER, RIP (YOURSELF) OFF THE SOUND, AS IT BELONGS TO - AVE WAS ENJOYING HIMSELF IN THE BIG HOLE OF MY (!) GIRLFRIEND, - HAD THE MOST BORING THREE MONTHS OF MY LIFE OUTHERE IN THE CITY (?) (NO OFFENCE, - AVE A COKE AND A SMILE ! - E ARE NOT JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL - CTIVAS, HAVE JUST DECIDED THAT THE MOST UGLY HORSE EVER SHOWN ON THE - UTCH TELEVISION MUST BE: - HERE STA YOU VAST NOT VAN TO KIJKEN - A-SOFT AGREES, COS HE (THEY) HAS/HAVE PAYED FOR THIS FANTASTIC, NEVER VERTOONDE DEMO. - E DIDN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT NOT USING - REEK (WE WOULD NEED ANOTHER FONT), - CELANDIC, OR WHATEVER, SO DON'T COME AND CLAIM YOUR MONEY IF THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU HAD EXPECTED. - OU SHOULD HAVE MADE YOUR OWN TEXT - S YOU MAY HAVE DISCOVERED, - ATIANA WOULD EVEN FUCK A HORSE, IF SHE COULD MANAGE TO LET IT STAND STILL - O, IF YOU, THE HORNY PUBER WITH THE - IXTYFOUR, MUST BE ON YOUR HOEDE - OU KNOW, IN VERBAND WITH THOSE LITTLE - O, USE A RUBBER WHERE A FLOPPY DOESN'T WORK, OR EVEN BETTER, KEEP YOUR PRICK INSIDE YOUR PANTS - ET A RUBBER, YOUR $0,25 LIFE-ENSUREANCEPOLICY - CTIVAS SAYS GOODBYE FOR NOW, FOR - OR THE RIP-OFFS (THE - ACKS AMONG US): - MIGA 500 FONT YOU ARE NOW WATCHING LIES WAITING FOR YOU AT $800 - (THE FONT WAS COPIED PIXEL BY PIXEL BY THE ONE AND ONLY - (PAKKEND HE!)). - ABEL EVEN GOT A FREE - TO DROP SOME SHIT ON IT! (THAT RIMES - AVE ALSO HAS AN - MIGA 500 PLUS MONITOR PLUS SECOND DRIVE AND SOUND-DIGITIZER - SHOULD BE DEAD BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS - ?GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> -

The Family by The Activas Washing Corporation

The Family WET YOUR PANTS WITH THIS BREATHTAKING HI-TECH SCROLL ROUTINE MADE BY DAVE MENTOS. DECRUNCHER BY T.C. PLEASE WAIT!!! - LET'S PUT SOMETHING STRAIGHT........ THIS DEMO WAS MADE BY DAVE MENTOS AND T.C. OF THE ACTIVAS WASHING CORPORATION. FIRST OF ALL, WE'LL HANDLE THE FAN-MAIL......... DAVE GOT A PHONECALL FROM SOME ASSHOLE, WHO WAS ON THE HCS-SIDE. THEY STATED THAT THEY WERE THE 1001-CREW, AND THAT THEY WERE A MEMBER OF THE FEDERATION AGAINST TMC (THE FAT F.A.T.). NOTE TO 1001-CREW: THIS GROUP IS GEVING ZICH UIT FOR YOU!!! SO JOIN THE A.F.B.S. ON THEIR MISSION FROM GOD (A (NUT)CRACKER HIMSELF) NOTE TO S.F.C. (THE SCIENCE FICTION (MORE FICTION THAN SCIENCE) 'CRACKERS': WHY DO YOU CALL YOURSELF CRACKERS, WHEN VOUS NE CRACKEZ PAS??? WE ALSO GOT A PHONETJE FROM A GUY CALLED 'STRANGER' FROM SOEST (A DUMP IN THE CENTRE OF HOLLAND). HE DIDN'T LIKE US BEING TWO-TALIG.... WELL, LET ME TELL YOU THIS: ' WE ARE NOG MEER TALIG ' CAPICE, HOMBRE ???????? THIS DAY WE DIDN'T RECEIVE ANYMORE PHONECALLTJES.......... NOTE FROM DAVE AND T.C.: ' ZAPPA'S HUMOR EST DANS LA RUE ( AND SOON HE WILL LIE ON THE STREET TOO !!!!!! )!!!!!! LET'S DO THE GREETINGS: HI TO: ALL JOY-DATA MEMBERS (SEND US A LIST OF YOUR MEMBERS, SO WE CAN FILL A FEW K'S)(DAVE JUST COLLAPSED), PURKY (DAVE GOT UP AGAIN), TATIANA SIMIC (SOMETHING ELSE GOT UP), ALL ACTIVAS MEMBERS (A.J., REDLABEL, JOYSOFT, SYSTEM, ZAPPA, DAVE MENTOS AND T.C.), FUGERSOFT, 1001-CREW, HOTLINE, TMC/TLC, SCOOP, STRANGER, SOFTIJS, WVZ, PRINS BURN-HARD AND Z'N WIFE, JWK, SLEDGEHAMMER, THE SILVER SURFER, SLEDGEHAMMER, J. TEL, POPEYE, THE FUNS(ERWT!), ICM, FUTURE PROJECT, TIA, THE BAM AND SOFTBUSTERS. ANTI-GREETINGS TO FA-SOFT (DON'T USE OUR CLICHE: 'THE CHOICE OF A NEW GENERATION' !!!, LEE TOWERS, THE BEATLES (KEVERS!), F.A.C., FERRY METAL, LIGITEN, MARVERICK, ROFO (DON'T SCREW UP ALL THE PROGRAMS YOU GET) SOFT, DAN DARE, FRAMASOFT, B.J. DE G. GOED, DAT WAS HET WEL. PLEASE SPREAD OUR DEMO'S ON COMPUNET OR SOMETHING. NOTE FROM T.C.: HEY, I WAS TWEEDE IN THE SUPER-CYCLE COMPETITION FROM MUSIC-BOX. (NOTE FROM DAVE: 'WOOOW') NOTE TO ALL APPLE-USERS: SNOEP VERSTANDIG, EAT YOUR APPLE..... ACTIVAS; THE DEMO KAMPIOEN ACTIVAS SAY: 'NO MORE'. **KLIK** I WANT TO GO ON FOR A WHILE, BUT DAVE WON'T LET ME. SO TO ALL OUR DUTCH FANS WE SAY: ' ............' MAKE SURE YOU GET MENTOS' NEW DEMO, CALLED: DM/NOT FLODDER.... THIS DEMO WAS CONSTRUCTED ON THE 8TH OF MARCH, 1987..... BYE, BYE, ZWAAI, ZWAAI (FAVOURITE ADJE ROLAND EXPRESSION(DO I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!)) GOOD BYE FOR NOW..... - WET YOUR PANTS WITH THIS BREATHTAKING HI-TECH SCROLL ROUTINE MADE BY DAVE MENTOS. - 2DECRUNCHER BY T.C. - = LET'S PUT SOMETHING STRAIGHT - THIS DEMO WAS MADE BY DAVE MENTOS AND T.C. OF THE ACTIVAS WASHING CORPORATION. - 'FIRST OF ALL, WE'LL HANDLE THE FAN-MAIL - DAVE GOT A PHONECALL FROM SOME ASSHOLE, WHO WAS ON THE HCS-SIDE. - THEY STATED THAT THEY WERE THE 1001-CREW, AND THAT THEY WERE A MEMBER OF THE FEDERATION AGAINST TMC (THE FAT F.A.T.). - 8NOTE TO 1001-CREW: THIS GROUP IS GEVING ZICH UIT FOR YOU - SO JOIN THE A.F.B.S. ON THEIR MISSION FROM GOD (A (NUT)CRACKER HIMSELF) NOTE TO S.F.C. (THE SCIENCE FICTION (MORE FICTION THAN SCIENCE) 'CRACKERS': WHY DO YOU CALL YOURSELF CRACKERS, WHEN VOUS NE CRACKEZ PAS - WE ALSO GOT A PHONETJE FROM A GUY CALLED 'STRANGER' FROM SOEST (A DUMP IN THE CENTRE OF HOLLAND). HE DIDN'T LIKE US BEING TWO-TALIG - WELL, LET ME TELL YOU THIS: ' WE ARE NOG MEER TALIG ' CAPICE, HOMBRE - 2 THIS DAY WE DIDN'T RECEIVE ANYMORE PHONECALLTJES - NOTE FROM DAVE AND T.C.: ' ZAPPA'S HUMOR EST DANS LA RUE ( AND SOON HE WILL LIE ON THE STREET TOO - !8 LET'S DO THE GREETINGS: - HI TO: ALL JOY-DATA MEMBERS (SEND US A LIST OF YOUR MEMBERS, SO WE CAN FILL A FEW K'S)(DAVE JUST COLLAPSED), PURKY (DAVE GOT UP AGAIN), TATIANA SIMIC (SOMETHING ELSE GOT UP), ALL ACTIVAS MEMBERS (A.J., REDLABEL, JOYSOFT, SYSTEM, ZAPPA, DAVE MENTOS AND T.C.), FUGERSOFT, 1001-CREW, HOTLINE, TMC/TLC, SCOOP, STRANGER, SOFTIJS, WVZ, PRINS BURN-HARD AND Z'N WIFE, JWK, SLEDGEHAMMER, THE SILVER SURFER, SLEDGEHAMMER, J. TEL, POPEYE, THE FUNS(ERWT!), ICM, FUTURE PROJECT, TIA, THE BAM AND SOFTBUSTERS. - ANTI-GREETINGS TO FA-SOFT (DON'T USE OUR CLICHE: 'THE CHOICE OF A NEW GENERATION' - , LEE TOWERS, THE BEATLES (KEVERS!), F.A.C., FERRY METAL, LIGITEN, MARVERICK, ROFO (DON'T SCREW UP ALL THE PROGRAMS YOU GET) SOFT, DAN DARE, FRAMASOFT, B.J. DE G. - GOED, DAT WAS HET WEL. PLEASE SPREAD OUR DEMO'S ON COMPUNET OR SOMETHING. - NOTE FROM T.C.: HEY, I WAS TWEEDE IN THE SUPER-CYCLE COMPETITION FROM MUSIC-BOX. - 3(NOTE FROM DAVE: 'W - =W') NOTE TO ALL APPLE-USERS: SNOEP VERSTANDIG, EAT YOUR APPLE - :ACTIVAS; THE DEMO KAMPIOEN - 7ACTIVAS SAY: 'NO MORE'. - **KLIK** I WANT TO GO ON FOR A WHILE, BUT DAVE WON'T LET ME. SO TO ALL OUR DUTCH FANS WE SAY: ' - :MAKE SURE YOU GET MENTOS' NEW DEMO, CALLED: DM/NOT FLODDER - 4 THIS DEMO WAS CONSTRUCTED ON THE 8TH OF MARCH, 1987 - BYE, BYE, ZWAAI, ZWAAI (FAVOURITE ADJE ROLAND EXPRESSION(DO I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!)) - 0GOOD BYE FOR NOW -

The Lost Caveman by The Activas Washing Corporation

The Lost Caveman FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS -