The Family by The Activas Washing Corporation
WET YOUR PANTS WITH THIS BREATHTAKING HI-TECH SCROLL ROUTINE MADE BY DAVE MENTOS. DECRUNCHER BY T.C. PLEASE WAIT!!! - LET'S PUT SOMETHING STRAIGHT........ THIS DEMO WAS MADE BY DAVE MENTOS AND T.C. OF THE ACTIVAS WASHING CORPORATION. FIRST OF ALL, WE'LL HANDLE THE FAN-MAIL......... DAVE GOT A PHONECALL FROM SOME ASSHOLE, WHO WAS ON THE HCS-SIDE. THEY STATED THAT THEY WERE THE 1001-CREW, AND THAT THEY WERE A MEMBER OF THE FEDERATION AGAINST TMC (THE FAT F.A.T.). NOTE TO 1001-CREW: THIS GROUP IS GEVING ZICH UIT FOR YOU!!! SO JOIN THE A.F.B.S. ON THEIR MISSION FROM GOD (A (NUT)CRACKER HIMSELF) NOTE TO S.F.C. (THE SCIENCE FICTION (MORE FICTION THAN SCIENCE) 'CRACKERS': WHY DO YOU CALL YOURSELF CRACKERS, WHEN VOUS NE CRACKEZ PAS??? WE ALSO GOT A PHONETJE FROM A GUY CALLED 'STRANGER' FROM SOEST (A DUMP IN THE CENTRE OF HOLLAND). HE DIDN'T LIKE US BEING TWO-TALIG.... WELL, LET ME TELL YOU THIS: ' WE ARE NOG MEER TALIG ' CAPICE, HOMBRE ???????? THIS DAY WE DIDN'T RECEIVE ANYMORE PHONECALLTJES.......... NOTE FROM DAVE AND T.C.: ' ZAPPA'S HUMOR EST DANS LA RUE ( AND SOON HE WILL LIE ON THE STREET TOO !!!!!! )!!!!!! LET'S DO THE GREETINGS: HI TO: ALL JOY-DATA MEMBERS (SEND US A LIST OF YOUR MEMBERS, SO WE CAN FILL A FEW K'S)(DAVE JUST COLLAPSED), PURKY (DAVE GOT UP AGAIN), TATIANA SIMIC (SOMETHING ELSE GOT UP), ALL ACTIVAS MEMBERS (A.J., REDLABEL, JOYSOFT, SYSTEM, ZAPPA, DAVE MENTOS AND T.C.), FUGERSOFT, 1001-CREW, HOTLINE, TMC/TLC, SCOOP, STRANGER, SOFTIJS, WVZ, PRINS BURN-HARD AND Z'N WIFE, JWK, SLEDGEHAMMER, THE SILVER SURFER, SLEDGEHAMMER, J. TEL, POPEYE, THE FUNS(ERWT!), ICM, FUTURE PROJECT, TIA, THE BAM AND SOFTBUSTERS. ANTI-GREETINGS TO FA-SOFT (DON'T USE OUR CLICHE: 'THE CHOICE OF A NEW GENERATION' !!!, LEE TOWERS, THE BEATLES (KEVERS!), F.A.C., FERRY METAL, LIGITEN, MARVERICK, ROFO (DON'T SCREW UP ALL THE PROGRAMS YOU GET) SOFT, DAN DARE, FRAMASOFT, B.J. DE G. GOED, DAT WAS HET WEL. PLEASE SPREAD OUR DEMO'S ON COMPUNET OR SOMETHING. NOTE FROM T.C.: HEY, I WAS TWEEDE IN THE SUPER-CYCLE COMPETITION FROM MUSIC-BOX. (NOTE FROM DAVE: 'WOOOW') NOTE TO ALL APPLE-USERS: SNOEP VERSTANDIG, EAT YOUR APPLE..... ACTIVAS; THE DEMO KAMPIOEN ACTIVAS SAY: 'NO MORE'. **KLIK** I WANT TO GO ON FOR A WHILE, BUT DAVE WON'T LET ME. SO TO ALL OUR DUTCH FANS WE SAY: ' ............' MAKE SURE YOU GET MENTOS' NEW DEMO, CALLED: DM/NOT FLODDER.... THIS DEMO WAS CONSTRUCTED ON THE 8TH OF MARCH, 1987..... BYE, BYE, ZWAAI, ZWAAI (FAVOURITE ADJE ROLAND EXPRESSION(DO I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!)) GOOD BYE FOR NOW..... - WET YOUR PANTS WITH THIS BREATHTAKING HI-TECH SCROLL ROUTINE MADE BY DAVE MENTOS. - 2DECRUNCHER BY T.C. - = LET'S PUT SOMETHING STRAIGHT - THIS DEMO WAS MADE BY DAVE MENTOS AND T.C. OF THE ACTIVAS WASHING CORPORATION. - 'FIRST OF ALL, WE'LL HANDLE THE FAN-MAIL - DAVE GOT A PHONECALL FROM SOME ASSHOLE, WHO WAS ON THE HCS-SIDE. - THEY STATED THAT THEY WERE THE 1001-CREW, AND THAT THEY WERE A MEMBER OF THE FEDERATION AGAINST TMC (THE FAT F.A.T.). - 8NOTE TO 1001-CREW: THIS GROUP IS GEVING ZICH UIT FOR YOU - SO JOIN THE A.F.B.S. ON THEIR MISSION FROM GOD (A (NUT)CRACKER HIMSELF) NOTE TO S.F.C. (THE SCIENCE FICTION (MORE FICTION THAN SCIENCE) 'CRACKERS': WHY DO YOU CALL YOURSELF CRACKERS, WHEN VOUS NE CRACKEZ PAS - WE ALSO GOT A PHONETJE FROM A GUY CALLED 'STRANGER' FROM SOEST (A DUMP IN THE CENTRE OF HOLLAND). HE DIDN'T LIKE US BEING TWO-TALIG - WELL, LET ME TELL YOU THIS: ' WE ARE NOG MEER TALIG ' CAPICE, HOMBRE - 2 THIS DAY WE DIDN'T RECEIVE ANYMORE PHONECALLTJES - NOTE FROM DAVE AND T.C.: ' ZAPPA'S HUMOR EST DANS LA RUE ( AND SOON HE WILL LIE ON THE STREET TOO - !8 LET'S DO THE GREETINGS: - HI TO: ALL JOY-DATA MEMBERS (SEND US A LIST OF YOUR MEMBERS, SO WE CAN FILL A FEW K'S)(DAVE JUST COLLAPSED), PURKY (DAVE GOT UP AGAIN), TATIANA SIMIC (SOMETHING ELSE GOT UP), ALL ACTIVAS MEMBERS (A.J., REDLABEL, JOYSOFT, SYSTEM, ZAPPA, DAVE MENTOS AND T.C.), FUGERSOFT, 1001-CREW, HOTLINE, TMC/TLC, SCOOP, STRANGER, SOFTIJS, WVZ, PRINS BURN-HARD AND Z'N WIFE, JWK, SLEDGEHAMMER, THE SILVER SURFER, SLEDGEHAMMER, J. TEL, POPEYE, THE FUNS(ERWT!), ICM, FUTURE PROJECT, TIA, THE BAM AND SOFTBUSTERS. - ANTI-GREETINGS TO FA-SOFT (DON'T USE OUR CLICHE: 'THE CHOICE OF A NEW GENERATION' - , LEE TOWERS, THE BEATLES (KEVERS!), F.A.C., FERRY METAL, LIGITEN, MARVERICK, ROFO (DON'T SCREW UP ALL THE PROGRAMS YOU GET) SOFT, DAN DARE, FRAMASOFT, B.J. DE G. - GOED, DAT WAS HET WEL. PLEASE SPREAD OUR DEMO'S ON COMPUNET OR SOMETHING. - NOTE FROM T.C.: HEY, I WAS TWEEDE IN THE SUPER-CYCLE COMPETITION FROM MUSIC-BOX. - 3(NOTE FROM DAVE: 'W - =W') NOTE TO ALL APPLE-USERS: SNOEP VERSTANDIG, EAT YOUR APPLE - :ACTIVAS; THE DEMO KAMPIOEN - 7ACTIVAS SAY: 'NO MORE'. - **KLIK** I WANT TO GO ON FOR A WHILE, BUT DAVE WON'T LET ME. SO TO ALL OUR DUTCH FANS WE SAY: ' - :MAKE SURE YOU GET MENTOS' NEW DEMO, CALLED: DM/NOT FLODDER - 4 THIS DEMO WAS CONSTRUCTED ON THE 8TH OF MARCH, 1987 - BYE, BYE, ZWAAI, ZWAAI (FAVOURITE ADJE ROLAND EXPRESSION(DO I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!)) - 0GOOD BYE FOR NOW -