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KEEP YOUR DIRTY HANDS OUT OF THIS UNLESS YOU ARE READING TEXTS TO CONTACT, WRITE: BYTERAPERS INC., SANKARINKATU 9A1, 74100 IISALMI, FINLAND OR CALL 77-21362/GRENDEL EVERY DAY ANY TIME. PRG (C) LORD OF KEYBOARD (B) - QQ - - - USE JOYSICK 2 TRY MOVING STICK TO ALL DIRECTIONS AND PUSH BUTTON WE ARE HERE AGAIN, SHIVER ALL YOU LITTLE BASTARDS: BYTERAPERS, A PAIN IN YOUR ARSE FIRST THE NORMAL THINGS LIKE OUR ADDRESSEN AND GREETINGS, THEN THIS TEXT WILL COME MORE READABLE. SO IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT US THEN TRY WRITING TO BYTERAPERS INC., SANKARINKATU 9 AS 1, 74100 IISALMI, FINLAND OR CALL 77-21362 AND DON'T FORGET TO ASK GRENDEL AND THAT'S FOR OLD GOOD C64, AMIGA, PC, TRIUMPH ALPHATRONIC AND LSD STUFF. OR THEN WRITE: BLACK BELT, EMANNANTIE 25 E 46, 40740 JYVASKYLA, FINLAND. OUR SPECIAL GREETINGS WILL FLY TO GOLDEN MINDS, FSS, NASA, X-MEN, TRIAD AND X-MEN. NORMAL GREETZ ARE GOIN TO ( IN THAT FUCKING ABC ORDER) ACADEMY (YEP,YOU'RE RIGHT), A.C SOFTWARE, ABS3001/DBS, AXENON, B-ART, CFR, DDG, E.C.S., EUROSTYLE DOUBLE TEAM, FSD, F4CG, FINNISH GOLD, FRAP, FRONT, FURZE, GALAXY ENTERPRISES, GAMEBUSTERS 1541, GAMMA CRACKING FORCE, GERMAN COMPUTER ARTS, GUYARD, HCA, HJJR, ISS, ITALIAN BAD BOYS, KGB FROM LEVEL 99, MAD 1812/NCI, MEANTEAM, MEGAFORCE/TAU, MJM-S, MR. WIZ, NOVASOFT, OMEGA-TAM, RAZOR EXPRESS, RHENUS, RULER, SBG, SCIENCE 451, SOFTKILLER CREW, SOULKILLER CREW, STAGE 3, SWAP, SWISS USA-TEAM, THE BASIC BOYS, TDF, TERRIBLE TWO, THE BEAGLE BOYS, THE BOSS TEAM, THE BREAK TEAM, THE CRIME CONNECTION, THE DESTROYER TEAM, THE LAST SCIENCE, THE PLAYBOYS, THE RAT, THE SAINTS, THE STACK, THE SUPPLY TEAM, THE TAMILS, THE TROOPERS, THE VIKINGS, THE WONDERBOYS, THE WORLDWIDE CRACKERS, TNS/NEC, TRILOGY, TXC, EX WABOSOFT - PRESENT III(BEER), WARLORD, WEB/SILVA, WEST RUSSIAN BAD BOYS, WARRIORS OF DARKNESS, XAKK AND ZEBRA. YEAH IT'S OVER. SOME NOTES: XADES SOCIETY: YOU WERE NOT MENTIONED AT GREETINGS, AND THAT WASN'T A MISTAKE. IF YOU SAY SOME BLOT FROM YOUR GROUP IS BEST IN FINLAND, THAT SHOWS ONLY YOUR STUPIDNESS. NO-ONE CAN BEAT US IN FINLAND! WE ARE THE BEST WITH STACK! COME ON MAN, COULD WE BE JUST FRIENDS? AND NOW TO MORE HAPPY THINGS. DON'T FORGET OUT PARTY NEXT SUMMER, 8-14.8. IN FINLAND. THE BIGGEST EVER SEEN IN FINLAND AND MAYBE ALSO THE LONGEST EVER SEEN ANYWHERE! ALREADY ARE COMING AXENON, ACADEMY, TROOPERS, NASA, SOFTKILLER CREW AND MANY OTHER FAMOUS GROUPS (LIKE TLS). MAYBE THERE WILL ALSO SHOW UP SOME GUYS FROM FAIRLIGHT AND TRIAD. SO DON'T WAIT FOR ASKING INVITATION FROM THE FIRST ADDRESS YOU SAW. HERE'S GOING NOW A LITTLE MEETING BETWEEN SOME MEMBERS OF BYTERAPERS AND MJH OF EXIZUS (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT) AT OUR AMIGA-MAN'S TWS PLACE. HERE ARE GROWL, TWS, KASPER AND ME (GRENDEL). PLUS MJH. WE'VE HAD QUITE A NICE EVENING, AND NOW ALL THE OTHER GUYS ARE AWAY TRYING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. HOPE THEY DON'T SUCCESS. OH, THEY CAME NOW BACK. I'LL SEND HERE SOME PERSONAL MESSAGES, AND THEN HANDLE KEYBOARD TO SOME-ONE ELSE. SPEED THE SCROLL IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ 'EM. GOLDEN MINDS: I AND TWS GREET YOU HIGH. NOT ONLY FOR LATTICE C'S INSTRUCTIONS. WARRIORS OF DARKNESS: YOU WERE CATCHED? UHH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. HOPE WE CAN KEEP CONTACT UP STILL. AXENON: SURE COMING TO OUR PARTY? ACADEMY: YES YOU'RE NOW ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CONTACTS. KEEP ON. GCF: LEFT TDS? AND NOW IN THE DEVILS? STRANGE... MAD 1812/NCI: ALWAYS SO SLOW? HURRY UP MAN! FIG: WHO SAYS WE DON'T GREET YOU? SUCKER... ABS 3001/DBS: UHHHH, REAL COOL STUFF. RAZOR EXPRESS: WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR NAME GUYS? THAT'S NOT SO FAST SENDINGS I'VE BEEN SUPPOSING FROM YOU. IN FACT, YOU'RE VERY SLOW! JTC, HURRY UP! SCIENCE 451: WITH HOW MANY YOUR MEMBERS WE NOW SWAP? 4 OR MORE? WHO CARES? TERRIBLE TWO: HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING FROM YOU FOR A LONG TIME. YOUR DRIVE STILL BROKEN OR WHAT? STACK: ZADOS AND YOU OTHER GUYS THERE. YEAH, THE TWO MOST FAMOUS GROUPS IN FINLAND SURE ARE US! XADES SOCIETY EAT YOUR ARSE. THE VIKINGS: IS TWL NOW DEAD? DOESN'T WANT SO. LUCK WITH YOU FOREVER. III-BEER: HIK. WEST RUSSIAN BAD BOYS: OUR NEW LOGO COMING? THE MISSING PAHKASIKA ISN'T MY FAULT. IT'S NOT AT OUR PLACE. XAKK: SORRY FOR THE LONG DELAY, BUT IT WAS YOUR FAULT! YOU SHOULD WRITE YOUR ADDRESS BETTER. NO MORE MESSAGES. FUCKINGS TO Z-CIRCLE (YOU'RE GONNA STAY ON FUCKINGS UNTIL YOU SEND ME SOMETHING, I WARNED YOU) AND THE LIVING LEGEND. ALSO OUR MEGA-MIGHTY SPECTRUMS TO KUTE -THE INCREDIBLE STUPID ONE. SOME FACTS AT LAST ABOUT TJU-PARTY MAYBE 3 MONTHS AGO. IT WAS GREAT, THERE HAPPENED SO MUCH FUNNY THINGS. FUNNIEST OF ALL WAS WHEN EUKU FROQ Z-CIRCLE THROWED OUR JUNIOR ARCADE OUT OF WINDOW. UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS FIRST FLOOR, AND THERE WAS LOTS OF SNOW AT GROUND. THERE WAS MUCH GREAT GUYS: 9 OUR MEMBERS, X-MEN, FIG, X-CIRCLE ETCETC. IT WAS A REAL PLEASURE TO MEET X-MEN THERE, AND IT WAS A REAL BEGINNING A THE FRIENDSHIP OF CENTURY. WE HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT COOPERATION BETWEEN US, AND ONE SUGGESTION OF OUR COOPERATION NAME WAS CALLED 'BYTEXMEN'. BYTERAPERS AND X-MEN, NATURALLY IT WILL BE BYTEXMEN. BUT I DON'T THINK THAT NAME WILL BE EVER USED IN THE TERRIBLE REALITY. SITUATION IS GOING TO CHANGE. GROWL CARRIED VIDEOS HERE, AND WE ARE GONNA START LOOKING SOME FILMS. NO IDEA WHAT FILMS THEY ARE. GRROOOWL! NOW, TWS IS GOING TO WRITE SOME CRAP HERE. TWS ON ARENA!! THANX HABA, (=GRENDEL) NOW I'M GOING TO SAY COUPLE OF MY SPECIAL MESSAGES TO A FEW AMIGA FREAKS... X-MEN: THANNNXXXX FOR GAMES GRYZOR, HOPE THEY WON'T RAISE A CASE AGAINST YOU FOR THE STAMPS. TBB: HOW ABOUT FASTER SENDINGS THE HONEY CREW: THANX FOR HOT STUFF E.D.! SPECIAL MEGA MENTIONING TO BBC OF GOLDEN MINDS YOU SURELY KNOW WHY... WELL I'M BOOOOOORED TO REPEAT THE GREETINGS AGAIN CAUSE I THINK GRENDEL SENT ALSO TO MY BEST CONTACTS. NOW TURNING OVER TO GROWL...SEE YOU LATER.......... GROWL IS NOW HERE, ONCE AND FOREVER. - EXT HALF AN HOUR (OR 10KB, WHICHEVER FIRST COMES) IT'S ME WHO HAS THE PRIVILEGE TO BORE YOU, PEOPLE. THIS...THING YOU ARE READING AND ENJOYING, WAS WRITTEN 00.30- 20TH MARCH. PREVIOUS DAY, ABOUT 2.00 PM THE HOUSE BECAME EMPTY...FOR 5 SECONDS, THEN IM TWS, GRENDEL,KASPER AND A SPECIAL GUEST STAR MJH CROWDED THE CELLAR OF TWS'S HOUSE. WITH THE GRACIOUS HELP OF A C64, A C128 AND THE PRIDE OF TWS: A COMMODORE AMIGA 500 , WE SQUANDERED TEN HOURS PLAYING GAMES (STELLAR CONQUEST) AND SAUNA BATHING BEFORE WE STARTED WRITING DOWN THIS...THING AND WATCHING PORKY'S. THE SUSTENANCE OF MIND WAS COMPUTER GAMES. THANKS TO TWS'S LEGITIMATE AND BIOLOGICAL MOTHER PHYSICAL SUSTENANCE HAD TO BE FETCHED FROM THE NEARBY GREASE WORLD/LOCAL GRILL. OH YEAH, THE PLACE I AND TWS LIVE IN IS SO SMALL, SO SMALL THAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK TWICE TO SEE IT, AND EVEN THEN YOU WILL MISS IT THREE TIMES OUT OF FOUR. TWS'S MAMA JUST WOKE WHEN WE LAUGHED AT MISS BALBRICKER OF 'PORKY'S'. I GUESS TWS JUST SAW HIS LAST HEALTHY DAY, SINCE HIS MOTHER HAS A NASTY TEMPER WHEN WOKEN UP AT 1.00 AM. BY THE WAY, IF YOU EVER WANT TO START DRINKING, TRY PATRAS MUSCATEL, OR ANY OTHER GOOD MUSCATEL-WINE. GRENDEL WOLFED DOWN A BOTTLE OF IT AND CAN, AND WILL, RECOMMEND IT TO ANYONE. BY THE WAY, DOST THOU KNOWETH PIERS ANTHONY? HE IS AN AMERICAN AUTHOR AND I HAVE SOME OF HIS BOOKS. HIS WRITING IS AMUSING, BUT NEVERTHELESS IT MAKES YOU THINK. HE TOUCHES THE SUBJECT OF DEATH, FOR EXAMPLE, AND OFFERS A NEW VIEWPOINT THAT IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTABLE WITH HORSE SENSE. HE IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM HARRY HARRISON WHOSE STAINLESS STEEL RAT-BOOKS ARE THE MAXIM OF SPACE OPERA/HONEST THIEF -SCIENCE FICTION. SO MUCH FOR LITERATURE, NOW ON WITH A SUBJECT MORE INTERESTING: POLAR BEARS. YOU KNOW, WE OF BYTERAPERS INC. MUST COPE EVEN WITH POLAR BEARS. THE PENGUINES THAT ARE DRAWN NEAR THE LIGHT FROM WINDOWS AT NIGHT (WHICH LASTS ABOUT SEVEN MONTHS) INVOKE THE POLAR BEARS. SOMETIMES THE CURIOUS PENGUINES EVEN TRY TO ENTER HOUSES THROUGH THE AIR APERTURE ON THE TOP OF IGLU...THE BEAR COMES AFTER. ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE THEN...IS TO BREAK THE GLASS OF THE CASE SAYING "IN CASE OF A POLAR BEAR, BREAK THE GLASS". THE CASE CONTAINS, OF COURSE, A HARPOON, WHICH IS AN EXTREMELY EFFICIENT TOOL WHEN KILLING A POLAR BEAR. INTUITION JUST RUN OUT...OR THE CHOLESTEROL LEVEL WENT BELOW 250 MG/LITER OF BLOOD. IT'S TIME TO RELOAD, AND TO TURN OVER TO... THAT TEXT WAS REALLY HARD STUFF, WASN'T IT? BUT IT WAS ALL ABOUT HARD REALITY. YES, IF YOU DIDN'T GUESS IT'S ONCE AGAIN GRENDEL HERE. THE QUALITY OF TEXT WENT SO MUCH LOWER, THAT THERE ISN'T ANY OTHER CHANCES. FINLAND IS POSITIONED SO MUCH FAR AWAY FROM THE CIVILIZED CENTERS OF EUROPE, AND THAT AREA WHERE WE ARE, IS SO MUCH NORTHER THAN THE OTHER FINNISH POPULATION CENTERS, THAT IF YOU SOMETIMES LOST YOUR MAP AND FIND YOURSELF FROM THE NORTH POLE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL VISIT US. JUST GO AS FAR NORTH AS YOU CAN. AND THEN SOME FURTHER. THEN AIM SOUTH, YOU CANNOT MISS US. JUST FOLLOW THE SMELL OF FRESH BEAR BLOOD WITH THE ODOR OF OVER-LOADED DISK-DRIVES AND COMPUTERS. AND IF YOU FIND WRECKED DISKETTES FROM YOUR WAY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT WAY. IT CAN'T BE VERY LONG WAY TO OUR HQ. BUT REMEMBER THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT: FOR WARM FOOD, TAKE AN OLD 1541 WITH YOU, IT'S THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO GET WARM FOOD EVERY DAY. AND ALSO, IT'S THE BEST WAY TO BUILD AN NEW IGLU EVERY DAY, THE OLD ONE MELTS DOWN IN HEAT OF 1541. YEAAAH WE ARE LOOKING PORKY'S II NOW FROM VIDEO. A WHILE AGO WE MANAGED PORKY'S: A CRAZY FILM. THIS IS VERY GOOD ALSO, AND WE'RE REALLY ENJOYING IT. TIME'S 2.00 AM (ABOUT) AND WE'RE ALL QUITE TIRED. SO MOST OF US (MOST? US? MOST OF FIVE PERSONS?) ARE QUITE TIRED (SOME PERSONS EVEN DON'T KNOW THEY'RE TIRED, THEY FEEL SO PERT) AARGH, WE ARE DYING OF LAUGHING!! HAHAHA! HUH, WE WERE DYING, NOW IT'S OVER (NEARLY). BUT THAT SITUATION IN FILM... THE MASKS, THE THRILLING SITUATIONS, THE J O K E S AND EVERYTHING. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THESE FILMS, YOU HAVE TO GET 'EM. OH YES, SOMETHING ABOUT THIS NEW PRODUCT. THIS IS OUR NEW INTRO, JUST A SPECIAL RELEASE WITH QUITE A LONG TEXT. SO THIS ISN'T A 'DEMO'. THIS INTRO WAS CREATED AGAIN BY KASPER, THAT LONELY RIDER FAR AWAY FROM HUMAN SIVILIZATION. ALL ROUTINES, CODING ETC WAS COMPLETELY DONE BY KASPER, EXCEPT THE MUSIC BY THE JUDGES. AND THIS REALLY BRILLIANT WORK, OR WHAT DO YOU THINK? IF YOU DON'T, THEN TELL IT TO ME (THE FIRST ADDRESS YOU'LL FIND), TELL THE REASON WHY YOU DON'T LIKEE IT AND WE WON'T CARE ABOUT YOU ANY LONGER, 'COZ YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOOD CODING. ABOUT GOOD CODING, IF YOU CAN MAKE GOOD CODING,, MUSICS, GRAPHICS ETC THEN YOU CAN MAYBE JOIN US. WE STILL NEED MORE GOOD MEMBERS, WHO ARE WORTH MEMBERSHIP. TWS SEEMS TO BE REALLY SICK NOW, OWW, WHAT A PITY. HAHAHAHAHAAAA! I'M SO SORRY FOR HIM!! STRANGE, NO-ONE HERE ISN'T DRUNK, AS IT USES TO BE IN MEETINGS LIKE THESE. I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS BEEN DRINKING ANYTHING (OR: TWS DRANK A LITTLE, BUT ONLY LITTLE). I DRANK ONE WHOLE BOTTLE (ARGH, NOT ENOUGH - I'D HAVE DRUNK A LOT MORE), BUT IT DIDN'T FEEL ANYWHERE. BUT ANYWAY, THAT WINE TASTED VERY GOOD. GONNA DRINK IT IN FUTURE TOO. .. .. .. I'M AFRAID THIS SCROLLY IS GOING TO START AGAIN IN A SHORT TIME. I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS. IT'S STRANGE THAN WHEN I'M NOT WRITING TEXTS TO SCROLLIES, I HAVE PLENTY TO SAY. BUT WHEN I HAVE CHANCE TO TELL 'EM, THEY ARE GONE ALL AWAY. SO SEE YOU ALL AT SOME COOL PARTIES AROUND. WE WILL BE AT THE SILENTS' AND STAGE 3'S COPYPARTY 5-8 APRIL AT ALVESTA. THEN WE ARE ALSO AT DDG'S AND 777-TEAM'S PARTIES WHEN THEY'LL HAPPEN. AND AT STACK'S ETC. WE TRY COME EVERY PARTY IN FINLAND (A GOOD PARTY! NOT ARRANGED BY ANY LAMERS), SO YOU HAVE A GOOD CHANCE TO SEE AT LEAST SOME OF US. I'M SURE SOMEONE ALWAYS COMES SOMEWHERE, MAYBE NOT ME OR THE OTHER FOUNDER-MEMBERS OR OTHER COOL GUYS, BUT WE'LL ALWAYS BE REPRESENTED. I'M SIGNING OFF NOW, AND HOPE I WON'T GET ANYTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY. IF SOMEONE ELSE WANTS WRITE SOMETHING, HIS CHANCE IS NOW. AND I BELIEVE KASPER WANTS WRITE SOMETHING, THIS IS ONE OF HIS PRODUCTIONS AND HE HAS THE RIGHT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. BYTERAPERS - A PAIN IN YOUR ARSE! BYE, GRENDEL IS GONE.... ****** (FOREVER-I HOPE) BUT NOW THERE WILL FOLLOW SOMETHING WERY MAD, BECAUSE KASPER MYSELF IS NOW BEHIND THAT BLOODY KEYBOARD. IT IS JUST 4:24:27 A.M. WHEN I STARTED WRITING AND THE DATE IN MY JUST FORMATTED AMIGA-DISKS IS 20TH OF MARCH. IT IS A REAL MERICLE THAT YOU ARE STILL THERE. YOU ARE ALMOST AWARDED "THE GOLDEN GONDOM" -DIPLOMA FOR BEEING SO TOUGH! THE MUSIC NOW HEARING..... COME ON TURN THE VOLUME LOUDER... IS COMPOSED BY JUDGES WITH TMC ROUTINE (WHERE IN HELL I COULD GET A COMPOSER FOR THAT MUSIC PLAYER) AND I'LL HAVE TO SAY I REALLY HATE YOU, JUDGES FOR BEEING BETTER THAN ME. YOU ALMOST GET KASPER'S CURSE(TM) OVER YOUR ROTTEN HEADS! MY OWN SPECIAL GREETING MUST GO TO 'ZAMBOULA JAZKA' WHO HAS JUST COME BACK TO FINLAND, AND CIME THE CIMMERIAN -THE BARBARIAN OF JUVOLA AND OF COURSE ALL I.R.A. -SECRET SOCIETY MEMBERS (WHOSE NAMES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL IN PUBLIC YOU'VE SEEN THE ONLY SPECIAL THING IN THIS PROGGY IS THE POWER-METER THERE UP TO THIS TEXT. IT TOLDS YOU HOW MUCH COMPUTER POWER IS NOT USED PROPERLY. IT'S NOT YET 5 O'CLOCK BUT I QUESS I HAD TO STOP SOON BEFORE TWS'ES MOTHER WAKES UP AND BESIDES I GOT TOMORROW THE "MATRICULATION EXAMINATION" ALSO THE WORK OF THAT DAMNED MOTHER-TONGUE. CROM! THE LAST EVENING, IT REALLY WASN'T A SUCCESS I DRANK ALMOST NOTHING I WAS'T IN GOOD MOOD AND IN THE MORNING I HAD A TERRIBLE HANOVER --IT'S NOT FAIR-- ISN'T THE WORLD CRUEL?? MAYBE I SHOULD NEXT FRIDAY DRINK MYSELF UNDER THE FLOOR -LIKE SOMEONE SEEMS TO HAVE DONE IN 'KULTAINEN PEURA' RESTAURANT. GRENDEL IS QUITE A BAD ASS, NEVER BELIEVE WHATEVER HE SAYS. OH I'M AFRAID GRENDEL IS GOING TO MAKE A COME-BACK...... YES, SURELY I'M GONNA MAKE IT. DID U KNOW KASPER'S A DIRTY SUCKER? YEA HE'S. THIS IS WRITTEN A WEEK AFTER WE HAD THAT LIL ARTY AND THERE'S NOW SOMETHING MORE TO SAY. EUKU FROM Z-CIRCLE CALLED ME YESTERDAY, AND HE COMPLAINED THAT SOME THE JEZEBELS UNION-MEMBERS DON'T MENTION ABOUT THE WHOLE UNION IN THEIR PRODUCTS. AW WELL, NOW I TOOK A LOOK AT THIS INTRO AND, 'VOILA - NOT A WORD ABOUT TJU. SO YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW BYTERAPERS IS A MEMBER OF THE DANGLY/NASTY TJU. AND PROUD OF IT. TJU IS A UNION WHICH IS MEANT TO JOIN ALL FINNISH CRACKERS, SWAPPERS ETC TO ONE GREAT UNION, AND WE'VE MANAGED IN IT.AT THIS MOM THERE'S OVER 100 MEMBERS, MANY BIG AND WELL KNOWN GROUPS, VERY MANY SMALLER AND TOO MANY LONELY RIDERS. UNFORTUNATELY STACK IS NOT A MEMBER, THEY SHOULD BE ONE. ARGH! HOW ABOUT ORDERING A JEZEBELS-MAGAZINE? IT'LL BE READY AT THIS WEEK (WHEN U READ THIS IT'S READY), AND ORDERING IT COSTS 5 FMK. THERE'S SOME MY ARTICLES AND THE WHOLE MAG IS ENGLISH. SO U POOR FOREIGNERS CAN ALSO ORDER IT. SEND YOUR OWN CASH IF NO FMKS AVAILABLE. I CAN SEND ORDERS TO MAKERS. HURRY UP, IT'S CHEAP AND SURELY WORTH ORDERING. THEN A MESSY TO SCIENCE 451. YOU, GALLEON, MADE A PACKER CALLED 'BYTERAPER'. BYTERAPER! U STEALED OUR NAME! BYTERAPER. WHAT A HELL? OK, I ACCEPT THAT NAME BUT WHY THERE WASN'T ANY GREETING TO US FOR USING OUR NAME AS A PROGGY-NAME? EXPNALATIONS PLEASE. BUT I'M NOT (VERY) ANGRY. AND SOME GREETZ TO NEW CONTACTS AT 2000 AD, SKYLINE, DECIBEL, DOMINATORS, DETONATOR, DANISH DREAM LINE, MARRS AND THE REST. WHAT IN HELL IS GOING ON IN GERMANY AND DANMARK? I JUST GOT LETTER (11 PAGES LONG ONE) FROM NASA (MY FRIEND... LONGEST LETTERS EVER GOT) AND HE SAID GAMMA CRACKING FORCE IS CATCHED. ARGH. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CATCHED NOW? FROM MY CONTACTS CGF AND WOD HAVE BEEN CAUGHT, AND GOD (OR S.U.S.) ONLY KNOW HOW MANY OF THEM HAVE BEEN TOKEN TOTALLY. POLICES MUST HAVE REAL FUN PLAYING WITH ALL THESE MACHINES AND DISKS THEY'VE TAKEN FROM PIRATES. LUCKY THIS BUSINESS IS SO LIL HERE IN FINLAND. NO S.U.S. OR SOMETHING LIKE IT. WE'LL SEE HOW SOON FINLAND IS GETTING FUGITIVES FROM GERMANY AND DANMARK, ESCAPING FROM POLICE. ALL U THERE, WE ARE ABLE TO AFFORD YOU PERSECUTED PIRATES A SAFE PLACE TO HIDE FROM POLICES. OF COURSE YOU MUST JOIN US, BUT THAT ISN'T MUCH ASKED, IF YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR DANGEROUS LIVING AT HOME, POLICES SEARCHING FOR Y O U R HQ, NEARING ALL THE TIME. BLACK BELT YOU RAPER, I HATE YOU. YOU ARE JUST ONE OF THESE SUCKERS WHO TELL DIRTY JOKES ALL THE TIME. SOMETIMES I'LL MAKE SOMETHING DISGUSTING TO YOU. YOU AND YOUR THREATS TO QUIT BYTERAPERS AND THESE SO-CALLED 'JOKES' ABOUT WHO ARE COMING TO OUR PARTY. HOW ABOUT MAKING SOME DAY A GOOD INTRO, EH? I JUST LOVE YOUR INTROS, I LOAD'EM EVERY DAY TO GET A REAL GOD LAUGH. IF U'RE BORED, NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT JUST LOAD A BLACK BELT/BYTERAERS INC.-IMPORT AND SEE THE INTRO. A PAIN IN YOUR ARSE -BLACK BELT OF BYTERAPERS INC. YES I KNOW YOU WILL AGAIN CALL ME, TELL MY SO CALLED 'SENSE OF HUMOUR' HAS AGAIN FAILED, AND YOU WILL REMOVE TEXT BYTERAPERS FROM YOUR IMPORTS AND DEMOS. HOWHWHOW. AW, IF ANYONE HAS COOL MUSIC-ROUTINES COULD YOU SUPPLE US WITH 'EM? LIKE TMC'S, HUBBARD'S OR ANYTHING ELSE. AND ALL OTHER ROUTINES ARE WELCOME TOO. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED? WE NEED, AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES, ORIGINAL SUPPLIERS. I SOMEONE HAS CHANCE TO GET NEW ORIGINALS, GIMME A CALL AT 977-21362 > NON-FINNS LEFT FIRST '9' OUT. OFCOURSE IN FINLAND. ALSO OLDER ORIGINALS ARE WELCOME, THEY MUST BE REAL OLD OR QUITE OLD, MAYBE THEY'RE WORTH CRACKING. SEND ME A LIST OF 'EM, I'LL TELL YOU IF WE'RE INTERESTED. YOU'LL BE REWARDED (NO CASH, WE DON'T HAVE ANY). HEY YOU RICH GUYS, HOW ABOUT SUPPLYING US MONEY? IT'S EASY, JUST SEND MONEY TO OUR BACK ACCOUNT. UNION BANK OF FINLAND, ACCOUNT NUMBER 208821-27298. THAT'S THE OFFICIAL BYTERAPERS-ACCOUNT, IT'S IN THAT NAME. WE'D BE VERY GRATEFUL FOR SOME MONEY, IT'LL BE NEEDED AT OUR COPYPARTY. WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE IN HELL WE COULD GET ALL THE MONEY WE NEED. MAYBE WE WILL SERVE FOOD ONLY TO OUR FOREIGN GUESTS (FREE FOOD, AFCORS), OR THEN WE WON'T SERVE ANYTHING TO ANYONE (OR MAYBE SOME DRINKS). LET'S SEE, IF WE MANAGE TO ROB THE BANK OR WE GET ENOUGH MONEY TO OUR ACCOUNT, THEN YOU ALL WILL GET GOOD FOOD. BUT WE'LL INVITE THE PEOPLE WHO MAY COME THERE. NO LAMERS. IF YOU LIVE OUTSIDE OF FINLAND, THEN YO CAN AUTOMATICALLY ENTER THE PARTY. JUST TELL US YOU WANNA COME. SUCK THE WIND, LAMERS. WHAT IS A LAMER? READ MY ARTICLE FROM JEZEBELS-MAGAZINE. OW WE'VE GOT NEW MEMBERS. THEY'RE CALLED 'JIM DANDY' (OUR FIRST FEMALE) AND 'MACE'. LONG LIVE AND GREETINGS. AND I WARN YOU, WE HATE ALL WHO ARE GONNA QUIT US. IF YOU ARE A MEMBER, AND GOING TO QUIT, I SAY WE DON'T ACCEPT IT. I LIKE OUR PARTNERS AT FIG AND STACK, BUT IF ANYONE I GOING TO MOVE ON 'EM, AAARGH. MAYBE IT'S POSSIBLE TO HAVE A COMMON MEMBER, BUT WHICH GROUP IS THEN THE BETTER ONE, TO WHICH GROUP MAKE MORE PRODUCTS. WE HAVE A COMMON MEMBER WITH US AND DDG, AND THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY PROBLEMS, BUT HOW WOULD IT BE WITH FIG OR STACK? COMMMENTS, MY FRIENDS. IS THERE ANYONE WITH OLD FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD-SINGLES? I WANNA BUY OR AT LEAST RECORD 'EM TO ME. AND THEIR VIDEOS ETC. HAA, NEST WEEK TO SILENT'S PARTY. YEAH I'M GONNA LOVE IT. MEET FRIENDS NEVER SEEN BEFORE, ONLY WROTE LETTERS OR SOMETIMES TALKED AT PHONE... NEW STUFF... AND SO ON. THE SECOND PARTY I'VE BEEN IN. ANY FANS OF STRATEGICAL GAMES THERE? I COLLECT 'EM, IF U HAVE SOME CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY! HERE SPECIAL GREETZ TO MYSTYX OF AXENON WHO'S THE 1ST REAL SWAPPER/CRACKER I'VE FOUND LIKING STATEGIC-GAMES. ALSO TO BBC AND J. KINNUNEN THANKX FOR THESE. OW NOW I WILL STOP AT LAST. KASPER DOESN'T LIKE MY WRITINGS (EVEN HE HAS GOOD TIME PLAYING WITH MY LEGOS). BYE FROM ME. ORIGINAL SUPPLIERS, FGTH- ANS STRATEGICAL FANS, SWAPPERS, CRACKERS, KNATTLE-RATTLERS ETC WRITE ME. GRENDEL QUITS FROM THIS LIFE. HEY, YOU GOT THE WRONG DIRECTION! USE JOYSICK 2 TRY MOVING STICK TO ALL DIRECTIONS AND PUSH BUTTON WE ARE HERE AGAIN, SHIVER ALL YOU LITTLE BASTARDS: BYTERAPERS, A PAIN IN YOUR ARSE FIRST THE NORMAL THINGS LIKE OUR ADDRESSEN AND GREETINGS, THEN THIS TEXT WILL COME MORE READABL -
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