Triiod by His-Team-Design
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - T M.S.'S IN DA HOUSE WANNA TELL YA SOME BULLSHIT.THIS TIME I GOTTA TELL YA ABOUT - D. YES THAT'S THE QUESTION OF DA EVENING SHOW.MAYBE WE SHOULD DISCUSS DA PROBLEM OF SEXUALITY OF YOUNG PEOPLE.FORGET IT.IT'S FUCKSHIT.SO MAYBE YA SHOULD FUCK YOURSELF IF YA WANT TO FORGET ALL YOUR PROBLEMS,MATHAFACHA. YO LET'S FUCK SOME BITCHES.YES - D.THAT'S IT FOR THE FIRST TIME.NOW I'M VERY PROUD TO PRESENT YA MY PARTNER F - FUBEN OF THE HIS-TEAM - E.HERE HE COMES AN' OF COURSE WITH NEW FRESH SHIT. FUBEN : TAT - DAN ... ANOTHER LAZY, NEVER READED SCROLLTEXT YA'RE WATCHING DIZ TIME, YA LAMER !REMEMBER : ALWAYS USE CONDOMS (HEE?? DAS GEHOERT DOCH GAR NICHT ZUR DEBATTE!) !!! LAME,LAME,LAME,LAME,LAME,LAME,LAME YA'RE!!! (MY SLOGAN) O.K., LET'S TALK ABOUT NORMAL THINGS : LIKE GAY PEOPLE (FOR EXAMPLE : M.A.B. (HOO,HOOO,H - DO)) !!! LET'S STOP WRITING PURE BULLSHIT JUST FOR A MOMENT !!! NOW SOME TERRA IMPORTANT'N'SERIOUS WORDS : DA EHH... EHH... EHH.. BLAH, BLAH, BLAZ.AN' AGAIN M.S. (FROM NOW ON MOOSE) YES I KNOW THAT FUBEN IS TELLIN' SHIT BUT HE HAD MANY PROBLEMS LAST TIME.I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR HIM.N - DOT.SO HE'S A LITTLE BIT INSANE.BUT I DON'T WANT TO TELL FUCKIN' THINGS ABOUT HIM,CAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF TIME 'N' MEMORY,SO IF YA WANNA GET TO KNOW HIM (I WOULDN'T DO IT) WRITE TO: HE,HE,HEE !!! FACKED YA BYBE !!! AS YA CAN SEE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO T ELL YA HIS ADDRESS BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT,'CAUSE IT'S PRETTY DANGEROUS TO KNOW HIM.HIS IS A MAFIA BOSS 'N' HE CAN KILL US ALL,SO BE CAREFUL (HOO,HOO).THIS IS NOT MY LAUHTER WHEN I'M LAUGHING IT SOUNDS A LITTLE BIT LIKE THAT: - EH.IT SOUNDS LIKE A MONKEY BUT I'M A HOMO SAPIENS.OR ? I DON'T REALLY KNOW 'CAUSE I'M WITH FUBEN AN' HE LIVES IN A CAVE. FUBEN : FACK DA M.S. , FACK DA M.S. , FUCK DA M.S. !!! M.S. AGAIN :YOU'RE SO NEAT,YOUR MAMA WOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOU,SO FUCK HER, YOU LTTLE MATHAFACKA.OH NO I'M VERY SORRY.I WILL NEVER SAY SUCH A BAD WORD AGAIN LIKE:SHIT,BULLSHIT,FUCKSHIT,DAMNED DICK,MOTHERFUCKIN' ASSHOLE,SUCK MY DICK,BITCH,HOOKER,SON OF A BITCH,C'EST DEGUEULASSE (OH THAT'S FRENCH!I REALLY HATE THIS MATHAFACKAS).YES THAT'S IT.AN' DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED BY ME(MOOSE).IF YOU HAVE TIME PLEASE COME BACK AN' HAVE FUN WITH ME.LOOK WHO'S THERE.YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT.N - FO.I CAN'T WATCH DIZ ANYMORE. FUBEN (HOW LAME) : UFFF... I DON'T WANT ... I KNOW WHAT I WANT AND I WANT IT NOW, I WANT YOU, COZ I'M MR. VAIN ... OH YEAR ,... THIS MUSIC REALLY MAKES ME HORNY !!! HERE WE (ME,MYSELF 'N' I) ARE SITTING ON OUR ASSES AT ONE OF OUR LAME HIS-TEAM DESIGNS MEETINGS FOR WRITING PURE SHIT! OUR DESIGNER (M.A.B. (SOON GROUPLESS,HA,HA)) IS ABSENT BUT HIS SOUL IS WITH US ALL !!! BY DA WAY : M.S. HAS SAID APPOX FIVE TIMES : "MATHAFUCKA" !!! REALLY LAME I SAY !!! M.S.:IT'S NOT IMPORTANT WHAT YO ARE SAYING SO SHUT UP, GET LOST,PISS OFF,... FUBEN WOULD BE VERY ANGRY IF HE SAW THIS.AS A MATTER OF FACT HE IS ENJOYING HIS ASS ON HIS TOILETT AND HE'S PRODUCING A LOT OF SHIT TO MAKE US HAPPY - E.YES THE WEATHER IS BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME AND IT'S A MIRACLE IT'S NOT RAINING AND I'VE HEARD IT'S GONNA BE COLD TOMORROW.BLAH,BLAH.YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF WHY I'M TELLING YOU THIS LAME THINGS BUT THE REASON OF IT IS:OHHH SHIT FUBEN IS COMIN' BACK, HE'S GONNA RIP OFF MY NUTS ,TURN OFF THE FUCKIN' MONITOR (VIDEO MONITOR 1701) - G.OOOHHH MY DICK,HE'S HURTING ME.POLICE ! POLICE ! FUBEN: BETTA CALL THE COP KILLER ,ASSHOLE ! YOU GOT TO PRAY , SUCKER ! COZ IT'S WAR TIME !!! NOW YOU MUST CALL DA ANTI-TERRORIST-GROUP TO SAVE YOUR LIVE !!! M.S.: NO,NO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME,I'M NOT WORTHY,I'VE GOT 20 CHILDREN !!! FUBEN : SHIT HAPPENS !!! DA TELEPHONE LINES AREN'T FREE COZ OF THE MANY SEX CALLS,THEY'RE MAKING (PRETTY COOL).M.S. : I WANT IT TOO."SEX,SEX,SEX THAT'S MY LIFE) !!! FUBEN : SHUT UP !!! TURN OFF THAT BULLSHIT , LAMER !!! NOW YOU MUST PAY DA PRICE : PAINT 20 (COOL) PICIES IN 24 HOURS !!! OTHERWAY : YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT. OR BETTER : YOU WILL BE DEAD !!! I HOPE YOU HAVE UNDERSTOOD ME (I HOPE SO) !!! M.S. FUCKER : THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE. PLEASE TELL ME MORE LIES.IF YOU'RE SO BAD I'M GONNA TELL MY MOTHER.AND THEN YOU'RE REALLY DEAD,CUT IN PIECES.AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE LAYING DOWN ON THE GROUND,BLEEDING,SHOUTING FOR HELP, I'M GONNA HICK YA STRAIGHT IN YOUR DAMNED MILKFACE. FUBEN : NOOO, NOOO , YOU'VE WON !!! PLEASE NOT !!! M.S. : NO,DON'T CRY.I DIDN'T WANT TO TEASE YOU OR HURT YOURSELF.I'M DEEPLY SORRY.OF COURSE I'M NOT (HE,HE) COZ I'M A BAD BOY 'N' I'M MAD OF KILLING PEOPLE LIKE YOU, NAZI SHITHEADS !!! FUBEN : HEY, HEY, HEY,... YOU SHOULDN'T SPEAK OF ME LIKE DIZ !!! REMEMBER : I'M A MAFIA-BOSS !!! M.S. : AN' I'M A SATAN CLAUS.IF YOU'RE NOT BRAVE I WON'T GIVE YA A PRESENT AN' YOU MUST KNOW DIZ TIME I'VE GOT A VERY EXPENSIVE NICE VIBRATOR FOR YA. FUBEN : ACH, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND GO HOME !!! NOW THE CREDITS : (EIN BISSCHEN SPAET, WIE !!! AFTER 4 KBITES OF TEXING. BUT BETTER NOW THAN NEVER !!!) ALL WORX DONE BY - D. BRUCE LEE ??? NO,NO - D. IT WAS JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME !!?? NO, WITHNEY HUSTEN (HA,HA) ! NEIN, DAS WIRD SIE WOHL AUCH NICHT GEWESEN SEIN, DIE SCHLAMPE !!! AHH, ICH SEHE SCHON; ES WIRD WOHL 'NE LANGE NACHT HEUT' !!! THE SAME IN ENGLISH, PLEASE (SO M.S.) : ACH, I SAY THAT YA SHOULD FUCK YOURSELF AND SAVE MONEY !!! OR BETTA PLAY SEX GAMES WITH YOUR MAMA.BETTA NOT SHE MIGHT HAVE HERPES !!! NOW M.S. ON DA KEYS : YO LET'S MAKE SUM NOISE IN THE HOUSE : - GH.JA,.. DAS WAR'S NE ... (EHOE HOE) !!!IF YA THINK THAT THIS SCROLLER IS FUCKED UP LAME YOU SHOULD COME HERE AN' WRITE A BETTA ONE,PUSSY! (OR COMPARE OURS WITH YOURS, LAMER) THIS IS THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN.BUT SERIOUSLY SHIT AIN'T LIKE THAT,IT'S REALLY FUCKED UP. FUBEN : YEAR GUY ! YOU'RE RIGHT ! WE DON'T NEED TO TELL YA, HOW EXCELLENT WE ARE !!! (NOT) !!! UFFF... M.S. AG - DIN : I SAY IT'S SHOWTIME.FUBEN IS GONNA SHOW US A LITTLE STRIPTEASE.HOT HOT. FUBEN : OUI,OUI,... BONJOUR LADIES AND LAMERS : HERE FUBEN DEH STRIPPER !!! AHH I CAN SEE YOUR EYES !!! M.S.: YES PROBABLY IN YOUR HANDS ,I LOST MY EYES JUST A MINUTE AGO. WAIT ! DON'T MOVE , YOU'RE STANDING ON MY EYE. OHHH IT'S KAPUTT !!! FUBEN : A YEAH !!! I SEE THAT WE'VE ALREADY WRITTEN A LOT OF BULLSHIT (EXACTLY : AROUND 4 OR 5 KBYTES !! CHECK IT OUT YOURSELF) OF SCROLLTEXT ! SO IT NEARLY TIME TO WRITE REAL BULLSHIT ! O.K. I'M STARTING : BUMM,DISH,B-BUMM,DISH,J.F.K IS NOT DEAD,I WANNA FUCK MARYLIN MONROE !!! LALLALL - DA , LAALLAALALA,POOOW, BASS IN YOUR FACE ! KI-K-KIC-K-K-KICK IT ! JAM JAM HERE COMES THE MAN ! YA MUST KNOW THAT WE ARE ACTUALLY LISTENING TO STONEAGE MUZAK !!! AA - EH ... ALLL IS SAID !!! FACK YA !!! NOW M.S. WITH THE SAME LOAD OF BULLSHIT : THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY'S SESAMSTREET SHOW.NOW I'M GONNA TELL YA GOODBYE(PLEASE DON'T CRY) AND WATCH OUT, WE'LL BE BACK. FUBEN : O.K. , THAT'S IT FOLKS (YA CAN GET THE AUTOGRAMMS AFTER DA SHOW (NOW) !!) NA NA NA NA EHH EHH GOODBYE... - W PRESS COMMODORE FOR A LITTLE "HIS-TEAM DESIGN"-DIGI ! AND NOW A LITTLE SCROLLIE WRITTEN BY M.A.B. COMMING UP (UP?) ! - E! M.A.B. OF HIS-TEAM DESIGN ON DA KEYS. TODAY WE PRESENT YA A BRAND NEW DEMO, NAMET "SPIN-BARS", WHICH IS MADE ON 17.09.93. NOW SUM VERY GOOD NEWS. C.P.C. IS NOT FOR LONG MORE TIME A HIS-TEAM DESIGN MEMBER. HE'S A FACKIN' BASTARD. THAT'S DA REASON WHY WE'VE KICKED HIM OUT. IF YA NEED A LAMER, YA CAN CALL HIM. YA FIND HIS ADRESS IN DA PHONEBOOK UNDER "STILL IDIOT" ! YA CAN'T MISS HIM, COZ HE'S DEH ONLY ONE. OUT OF WORDS 'N' MEMORY ! SO READ DA NEXT SCROLLY AND BE HAPPY ! ADIOS MUCHACHO ! - ! YO DUDES ! I DON'T WANT TO BABBLE A LOT ! I ONLY WANT TELL YA, THAT YA CAN CONTACT ME FOR LEGAL SWAPPING OR FOR JOINING US ! SO WRITE ME (BE SURE THAT I DON'T BITE) : FUBEN TAJBAKHSH - TEGELSBARG 22 - 22399 HAMBURG ! BY THE WAY : DIZ DEMO ISN'T MADE BY US ALL. IT'S ONLY MADE BY ME ! O.K. ... SOME OF THE SCROLLIES ARE WRITTEN BY M.A.B. OR M.S. ! O.K. ... THIS CHARSET IS MADE BY UNIFIER ! O.K. ... THAT BARS ARE MADE BY CREST ! O.K. ... THIS SPIN-TABELL IS MADE BY BONZAI. SORRY, BUT I WAS TO LAZY TO MAKE MY OWN (IT'S REALLY EASY). AND NOW READ ANOTHER SCROLL ! SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR ! FUBEN IS OFF !!! - R HOWDY FLOKS ! FUBEN IS BACK FROM LAZYNESS WRITING LAME SCROLLS ! I HAVE NOT A LOT OF MEMORY LEFT, SO I MAKE IT FAST ! IF YA WANNA CALL ME, THAN DO IT UNDER THE NUMBER : 040 (HAMBURG) / 602 50 16 ! BUT PLEASE DON'T CALL ME TO TELL ME ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ! WE COULD TALK A BIT ! O.K. I GONNA SHIT A BIT ! TRY TO READ ANOTHER SCROLL TO FORGET ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ! BYEE - U THIS SCROLL IS THE LAST ONE TODAY, SO ENJOY READING THIS L - EAME 'N' LITTLE SCROLL - FI ! AN' I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ! BUT I THINK IT'S NOT IMPORTANT WHAT I WRITE, IT'S IMPORTANT WHAT I THINK ! HEE? DAS WAR WOHL NICHTS, WIE FUBEN (M.S.) ! YEAH, SORRY ! BUT I'M VERY ANGRY ABOUT MY CURSOR KEYS, COZ THEY ARE A LITTLE BIT "KUBUTT" ! YA CAN'T MOVE DA CURSOR LEFT 'N' RIGHT ! I HOPE YA CAN FEEL WITH ME (I HOPE SO) !!! HEY, GUY - YA COULD SPEND ME A C64 IF YA DON'T NEED YOURS ! IT REALLY WOULD BY COOL ! MY ADRESS IS IN ANOTHER SCROLL ! AND A BIG THANK TO YOU ! NOW, I GO WATCHING TV FOR A WILE ! DON'T WAIT FOR ME AND TRY TO GET THE NEW GAME CALLED "PRO-DOES" MADE BY US ! IT'S REALLY COOL ! I'M WINKING TO YA !!! - O A DEMO FOR THE GAME ON DEMO-COMPETITION - D MADE BY FUBEN OF HIS-TEAM DESIGN ! - -