Lethal by The Black Lords
- - - - - - - - WELCOME TO SCREEN NUMBER TWO IN THIS LOONIEDEMO// I HOPE THAT YOU^LL COME TO LIKE IT/ THIS LITTLE/ SCROLL WILL CONTAIN THE MEMBERLIST AND SOME GREETINGS_ THE BLACK LORDS ARE THE FOLLOWING] CRUSH_ IT^S HIM YOU GOT TO CALL IF YA WANNA BECOME A MEMBER OF THE BLACK LORDS/ YOU MUST BE ABLE TO MAKE SOME COOL CODE_ OR COMPOSE HIGH[STANDARD MUSIC OR IF YOU ARE A WIZARD WITH THE PIXELS/// IF YOU WANNA SWAP THE HOTTEST CALL HIM TOO/ THE NUMBER IS ___________ IN THE NEXT PART//___ FOR DANES/ IF YOU AIN^T DANE GO KILL YOURSELF// OR USE YOUR BRAIN TO FIND THE NUMBERS THAT IS GONNA BE IN FRONT///// I CAN^T/// I GOT NO BRAIN/// DODGE DE MAN IS ALSO A MEMBER OF THIS GROUP/ HE^S THE MOST LAME DUDE ALIVE/ HE THINKS THAT HE CAN COMPOSE MUSIC// WHAT A LAUGH//// I STILL BEAT YA ON THE SPECTRUM/// ANOTHER MEMBER IS DIZE/ HE HAVE HAD HIS AMIGA FOR OVER _ MONTHS NOW AND HE STILL CAN^T PROGRAM IT/// NOT EVEN BASIC/ HE HAS DRAWN A GIANT PEACE[SIGN THOUGH// BUT THAT WON'T HELP/// HE JUST PLAY GAMES ALL DAY// BUT THAT^S ALSO WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE//// BUT I DON/T HAVE A BRAIN/ TO BE HONEST WITH YA] FLEXON IS A MEMBER TOO// HE^S ON AMIGA BUT HE HAVEN^T DONE A SHIT JUST LIKE DIZE/// I BELIEVE THAT THEY SLEEP WITH THEIR JOYSTICK TOO//// DIZE SAYS THAT FLEXON IS ABLE TO MAKE A WINDOW APPEAR IN MC/// I CAN DO THAT ON A SPECTRUM EVEN THOUGH I DON^T HAVE AN AMIGA TO SERVE MY SIXTY[FOUR WHEN I PLAY GAMES ON THE IBM USING MY ARCADE AS A JOYSTICK____ LIVING BY CHANCE ____ LOVING BY CHOISE ____ LOONIE BY PROFESSION//// THE LAST AND COOLEST MEMBER IS _______ ME// I HAVEN^T GOT A SPECTRUM TO SERVE MY IBM BUT I AM STILL ABLE TO CODE ON MY ______ JOYSTICK// MY NAME IS THE HUMAN AUTOFIRE CAUSE THAT THE ONLY SOLUTION WHEN YOU JUST HAVE A COMPETITION PRO WITHOUT RAPID FIRE INSTALLED// HERE I AM IN THE STARION[TEXT[WRITER AND I AM STILL ABLE TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF EVERYTIME I HIT THE ^CTRL^ AND THE ^B^ KEYS/// BUT RIGHT NOW MY JOYSTICK IN PORT ONE/// AND THAT^S BRILLIE CAUSE I THINK I^LL HAVE A GO ON FROST[BYTE/// THAT GAME IS SO FUNNY/// WHAT^S COOLER THAT LEADING A TAMPAX AROUND IN A CAVE OF BOUNCING THINGS AND DANCING ESKIMOS//// BUT I HAVE NO BRAIN/ SO I THINK THAT I^LL CONTINUE TO BUG YOU/// GREETINGS TO ______ ME/ AND ME/ AND ME/ ALSO HI TO FUTURE[BOY WHO NEVER WIN WHEN HE ^TIPS^/// IF YOU CAN^T SEE THE FUTURE WHY DO YOU USE THE NAME/// ALSO GEEDAY TO ALL THE SPAM[HEADS IN HIS GROUP] ARTLINE ____ DO YOU USE YA JOYYSTICK WHEN YOU RIPP ROUTINES/// I DON^T// I HAVE NO BRAIN TOO/// YO LASER INC.___ I DON^T KNOW WHO YOU ARE// BUT I BELIEVE THAT CRUSH DOES__ I SAW THE HEADER ON YA LETTER TO CRUSH AND LET ME JUST SAY ONE THING// MR_ DENTIST MAN NUMBER ONE] HANS TROEST SEEMS TO BE A COOL DUDE/// I DON_T HAVE THE COMPLETE LIST OF CRUSH^ TWO/ CONTACTS BUT I CAN AT LEAST GREET MYSELF AGAIN// WELL THAT^S ABOUT IT// I HAVE WRITTEN FAR TOO MUCH AGAIN/// SO FAR I HAVE WRITTEN THREE TIMES AS I PLANNED TO DO// SO NOW I HAVE TO RELOCATE ALL MY CODE AND TABLES/// BUT I HAVE NO BRAIN/// IF YOU WANNA PROCEED TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT// SLAM YOUR DICK ON THE SPACEBAR/// OR CHOP OFF YOU NOSE AND USE THAT INSTEAD/// JOIN THE LOONIES BY CALLING CRUSH NOW/// NUMBER WILL APEAR IN THE NEXT PART// I WILL RESET MY TEXTPOINTERS SOON____ - PPPHHDDDBBBAAA - AAABBBDDDHHPPP - AAABBBDDDHHHHPPPP - PPPPHHHHDDDBBBAAA - PPHHHDDDBBBAAA - AAABBBDDDHHHPP - AABBBDDDHHPPP - AAAABBBDDDDHHHHPPPPP - PPPPPHHHHDDDDBBBAAAA - PPPHHDDDBBBAA - PPPHHHDDDDBBBAAA - AAABBBDDDDHHHPPP - AABBBDDDHHHPPP - AAAABBBBDDDDHHHHHPPPPPPP PPPPPPPHHHHHDDDDBBBBAAAA - PPPHHHDDDBBBAA - PPPHHHHDDDBBBBAAAA - AAAABBBBDDDHHHHPPP - AAABBBDDDHHHPPPP - PPPPHHHDDDBBBAAA - PPPHHHHDDDDBBBBAAAA - PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP - AAAABBBBDDDDHHHHPPP - AAABBBDDDDHHHPPPP - PPPPHHHDDDDBBBAAA - - - - - - - - -------- FART!! BURB!! YOU HAVE ENTERED THE LAST SCREEN AND THIS ONE WILL ALSO CONTAIN A LOONIE TEXT WRITTEN BY THE HUMAN AUTOFIRE... YEP! THAT'S ME WHO HAVE CODED THIS FUN SCROLL... I HOPE THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ THIS TEXT! GRAB YOUR JOYSTICK AND WIGGLE LEFT AND RIGHT TO ...... MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ..... STUPID LIKE HELL!! YOU CAN'T MODIFY THE SPEED IN ANY OF MY DEMOS!!! CAUSE I WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL THAT YOU'RE IN CONTROL OF ANYTHING!! LAMER!! YOU MUST BE A LAMER IF YOU STILL ARE READING THIS TEXT!! DO YOU LIKE THE FUCKER IN THE MIDDLE OF ME WHO KEEPS WALKING? WHAT A JERK! I LENT HIM FROM A MADNESS INTRO! I HOPE THAT NOBODY WILL GET MAD ON ME?! OH YEAH! THE PHONE-NUMBER! 98-26 87 13 FOR CRUSH AND 98-36 87 13 FOR LRUSH!!! NOTE! WE IN THE BLACK LORDS DON'T CRACK GAMES! WE ONLY QUAGS! THE MUSIC IN THIS DEMO IS ALL BY JONATHAN DUNN!!! AND IT'S JUST COOL!! HAVE YOU NOTICED THE PACKER BETWEEN THESE SCREENS!? IT'S BY ME! IT BEATS CRUELCRUNCH V2.0 BY ABOUT THREE (3) BITS (BITS!) WHEN YA CRUNCH A PROGRAM ON 248 BLOCKS!!! IF YOU WANT IT CALL 98- 26 87 13 (CRUSH) ... DO IT! AND YOU HAVE NO BRAIN! LIKE ME! AND DIZE,FLEXON,DODGE DE MAN, AND CRUSH! I WILL STOP NOW! -