Journey to Videoland by Lazer
'JOURNEY TO VIDEOLAND' RELEASED ON 90-11-03 - ;61-($ /YVSPNKJHGFEEEEEFGIJLOQTWZ^"&*/38= - 'JOURNEY TO VIDEOLAND' RELEASED ON 90-11-03 - ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DEMO... NO MORE TIME! SEE YA! - YEAH! THE WORLD'S FIRST 5X5-BORDER-DYPP! DID WE PROMISE TOO MUCH? COUNT AND LEON ARE HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU FOR SOME FUNKY MINUTES... I, COUNT, GOT THE IDEA FOR 'JOURNEY TO VIDEOLAND' WHEN LEON TOLD ME TO CODE AN 5X5 DYPP... AND AS YOU ALL KNOW, IT WILL NEVER BE POSSIBLE TO DO SUCH STUFF ON THE SIXTYFOUR... BUT I TRIED TO MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE AND PROGRAMMED THIS NICE LITTLE PART WHICH SHOULD PLEASE ALL OF YOU! LEON AND ME KNOCKED ALL THIS UP IN ABOUT 26 HOURS OF HARDEST WORK! LEON TOOK 10 HOURS FOR HIS SUPERB GRAPHICS, AND THE CODE WAS FINISHED IN FURTHER 16 HOURS... WE STARTED ON FRIDAY, 2 PM AND WE FINALLY FINISHED IT ON SATURDAY, 4 PM IN THE AFTERNOON! THE RESULT IS A DEMO YOU CAN ENJOY, UNLIKE THESE TONS OF 'BORING TECHNICAL SHIT'-DEMOS... IT'S SO SAD WITH THESE TECHNO-PRODUCTIONS: LET'S SAY THAT A CREW DARES TO RELEASE 200 DYCPS. EITHER THEY WILL SAY 'WE KNOW IT IS LAME' (WHICH IS A LIE OF COURSE, COZ THEY ARE DAMN PROUD OF IT!), OR THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT THEIR ROUTINE IS THE BEST SOFAR, A WORLDRECORD WHICH CAN NEVER BE BROKEN, AND ALL OTHERS ARE LAMERS! HA! THEY HAVE SHOWN IT TO US! THEY ARE GODS! BUT ARE THEIR 200 DYCPS REALLY THE MOST DYCPS EVER? THEY CERTAINLY ARE NOT, COZ THERE ARE BETTER PROGRAMMERS HAVING DONE THAT SOME TIME AGO FOR SURE! EXAMPLE: CREST ARE FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE THE WORLD'S BEST CODERS. AND DOUBTLESS, THEY ARE REALLY A HELL OF PROGRAMMERS! BUT ARE THEY THE BEST? GOD KNOWS WHAT SOLOMON+TNT/BEYOND FORCE OR KJER/HORIZON ARE ABLE TO DO AT THE MOMENT!!! OK, MAKE THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT NOW FOR YOURSELF... IT'S CREDITS-TIME! AT FIRST, ALL 'NO WORLD RECORD'-CODE BY COUNT. ON THE OTHER HAND, ALL SUPERB GRAPHICS BY LEON. AND ON THE THIRD HAND (???) SOME CONVENIENT NOISE BY THE VIBRANTS (YOU HAVE ALREADY KNOWN THIS?). LITTLE LAMER, YOU MAY ASK WHO'S LEON OF LAZER? AND I TELL YOU THAT IT'S ONE OF OLD GUYS, BETTER KNOWN AS MARC OR ADDERLY OF LAZER. AFTER HIS SHORT TRIP TO A-TEAM HE HAS RETURNED NOW TO THE GOLDEN HEROES IN AUSTRIA'S NUMBER ONE CRACKING GROUP! IT HAS REALLY TO BE SAID NOW: SOME LAMERS ARE PRETENDING TO BE AUSTRIA'S BEST CRACKERS! AND NOW WE'LL KICK EACH OF THEM IN THEIR ASSES... TAT, SILICON, CHAOS, T'PAU, ACC... YOU ARE EVERYTHING EXCEPT CRACKERS! ON THE 64, WE CAN COUNT THREE REAL CRACKERS IN AUSTRIA: ANTITRACK, THE EDGE AND THOMAS. AS ANTITRACK IS QUITE INACTIVE, THERE ARE ONLY TWO LEFT...WHICH ARE UNFORTUNATELY FIGHTING FOR THE LAZER ARMY!!! FACTS... I'LL STOP FOR NOW... MORE TEXT FOLLOWING TOMORROW FROM TAT V2 IN INNSBRUCK!!! - AND HERE WE ARE,LIVE IN INNSBRUCK AT THE SECOND TAT-PARTY... AT THE MOMENT SEVERAL GROUPS LIKE COSMOS DESIGN, THE VOICE, VISION OR THE CRUSADERS ARE PRESENT, THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL GOING ON. - COUNT IS BORED... MEGABYTE IS BORED... DEF JAY IS BORED. - MARC IS - NOT BORED! HE'S PLAYING MICROPROSE SOCCER WITH A LITTLE LAMER,MOVING HIS STICK UP AND DOWN. - WHAT COULD WEDO...? WE COULD FUCK EACH OTHER! YEAH! COUNT HERE! GOOD IDEA I MUST SAY... HECHEL... ROECHEL... GIER... SABBER... OR WE COULD PLAY 'STILLE POST'... OR WE COULD KILL A LAMER. - OR AYATOLLAH'S GIRLFRIEND. - LURCH WENT JUST BEHIND US WITH AN FESCH GIRL... MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK HER IF SHE LETS US OVER HER... AT THE MO DEF JAY/SCN TOLD US ABOUT HISSEXUAL COMPLEXES. - FUCK,LINKING TIME NOW. - COUNT,TBS,MEGABYTE ARE GONE. - BCCDEGHIJLMOPRSUVWYZ/]^_ !" - ! _^][ZYWVTSQPNMKJIGFEDCBBA - BCCDEGHIJLMOPRSUVXYZ/]^_ !!" - ! __^/[ZYWVTSQPNMKJHGFEDCBBA - BCDEFGHIKLNOQRTUWXY[/]^_ !!" - !! _^]/[ZXWUTRQONLKIHGFEDCBBA - BBCDEFGHJKLNOQRTUWXZ[/]^_ !!" - !! _^]/[YXWUTRQOMLKIHGFED -