In Memoriam II by Lazer
SEEMS THAT SOME OF US REALLY HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO! - ' - ND' - ORLDWIDE 1990. - HE LATEST AND LAST EFFORT OF CODE AND GRAPHICS YOU WILL EVER SEE FROM US! - FTER 2.5 YEARS OF KICKING ASS WE'LL CLOSE THE DOORS FOREVER. - FTER 2.5 YEARS OF HAVING THE BEST FRIENDS WE DECIDED TO QUIT OUR LEGEND. - FTER 2.5 YEARS OF FIGHTING AGAINST LAMERS AND SUCKERS, WE WILL NOW FACE SOME OTHER QUESTS... - UCK, WE'RE SIMPLY BORED! - EAH, WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO... - REDITS COMING UP! - HIS SCREEN - OUNT - CCESS - . - HE OTHER SCREEN - OUNT - EON - AME - ORRY FOR NO MASSIVE TECHNIQUE IN THIS TINY DEMO, BUT AFTER - 'M ACTUALLY PISSED OF THAT... - OU WILL NOT SEE ANY FURTHER CRACKS OR DEMOS UNDER THE - AZER FLAG, BECAUSE IT'S ALL OVER NOW FOR 100 PERCENT! - UT DON'T BE SAD, BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT ' - OP' BEING RELEASED THE NEXT WEEKS AFTER THE LAST MONTHS' BREAK............. - OTTA QUIT THIS LINE NOW... - IGNED FROM THE WHOLE - REW! - EACE! - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - HE WAS IN LAZER ONLY FOR A FEW WEEKS. HE JOINED IN JUNE 1990 AFTER JEAN ASKED HIM, BUT LEFT AGAIN, AS THE WHOLE EX-ACID MEMBERS LEFT TO REBUILD THEIR OLD GROUP. - AT THE MO' HE IS IN ACTION! I THINK HE'S ONE OF THE REAL DECENT COMPOSERS.D - AIRWOLF DESIGNS JOINED LAZER TOGETHER WITH HIS OLD GROUP ROYZEX. - AFTER 4 MONTHS OF GREAT WORK FOR US HE LEFT US TOGETHER WITH HIS OLD GROUP TO JOIN MANOWAR.. AFTER MANOWAR'S DEATH HE IS NOW IN ACTION LIKE A-MAN.D - WHEN LAZER WAS BUILT IN AUGUST 1988 A FINISH CODER GROUP WAS ASKED TO JOIN, AND THEY DID! BUT AFTER 1 MONTH THEY LEFT AGAIN, COZ THEY WANTED TO BE INDEPENDENT. I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY, BUT ONE OF FINLAND'S BEST COMPOSERS WAS IN ALBION (I THINK IT'S ZARDAX) - HE WAS THE LEADER OF ROYZEX, WHEN HE JOINED TOGETHER WITH HIS OLD GROUP. - HE WORKED AS MEGASWAPPER AND AS ORGANIZER. AFTER A SHORT TIME IN MANOWAR (3 MONTHS), HE GOT CAUGHT BY THE FUCKIN' COPS AND QUIT THE 64 SCENE.E - HE WAS A SCHOOLFRIEND OF VAMP, AND THAT WAS THE MAINREASON THAT HE COULD JOIN. ANYWAY AFTER VAMP HAD ENOUGH FROM THIS GUY, HE WAS KICKED OUT AGAIN. (HE PRODUCED THAT EVER SO LAME ATOMIC-NEWS) LATER, HE JOINED AMOK (HOHO!) AND CONTINUED THE ATOMIC NEWS.. - BOCADERF JOINED IN SPRING OF 1990 AND WAS A FORMER YANKEES-MEMBER. HE WAS OUR ONLY FRENCH MEMBER EVER. - HE WORKED AS A SWAPPER AND A CODER, BUT THEN HE STOPPED AND TURNED TO AMIGA. I THINK HE IS ALSO CODING ON A GAME FOR DOUBLE DENSITY!(ON 64) F - THAT GUY WAS A TYPICAL LAMER, WHICH WAS TAKEN IN BY JEAN! ANYWAY THIS LAMER LEFT US, BEFORE WE COULD KICK HIM! HE PRETENDED TO BE A SUPERB CRACKER, BUT WE NEVER SAW ANY CRACK FROM HIM! M - THIS GUY JOINED TOGETHER WITH MAKE AND HIS FRIENDSHIP TO MOSKWA TV WAS THE MAIN REASON FOR HIS BAD IMAGE. ALL CRACKS FROM MAKE AND CAME WERE DONE BY MTV! SO AFTER A TIME THEY HAD TO BE KICKED! LATER THEY PRETENDED TO BE IN PARAMOUNT. THEY JOINED ALSO FAL - ONE OF THE FIGHTERS WHICH KEPT ALIVE TILL THE VERY END. HE CAME FROM T'PAU (A GROUP FROM VIENNA) AND WORKED AS CODER, BUT ACTUALLY DON'T RELEASED TOO MUCH! ANYWAY HE WILL QUIT THE SCENE AFTER OUR DEATH! MUCH LUCK CHRISTIAN! J - THIS GUY WAS A FORMER BCC,APC AND VAMP MEMBER. HE JOINED US TOGETHE WITH COUNT HADIK IN SUMMER 1989 AND KEPT BEEING THE NO.1 AUSTRIAN SWAPPER FOR 6 MONTHS, THEN HE STOPPED AND QUIT THE SCENE.. MARC TOOK OVER CHRIS' CONTACTS THEN AND CONTINUED CHRIS' WORK - THIS MAN JOINED IN SUMMER 1989 AND WAS OVER 1 YEAR THE ONLY AUSTRIAN LAZER CODER(WHEN YOU IGNORE SOME LAME TRYS BY EDGE TO CODE. - ) HE RELEASED THE HIP-HOP DEMO SERIES, WHICH WERE ALLWAYS QUITE NICE AND IN HIS SCROLLS WAS THE BIGGEST SELF-IRONY J - CRAIG WAS REALLY ONE OF THE MOST ACTIVE GERMAN MEMBERS IN LAZER.. JOINED IN SPRING 1989, GOT BUSTED IN SPRING 1990 AND CAME BACK 2 MONTHS LATER. BUT HE COULDN'T COEXIST WITH THE OTHER GERMANS, SO HE LEFT AND BUILT THE FAL (FEDERATION AGAINST LAZER!) E - CRAZY BANANA WAS ONE OF THE EX-MATOGA MEMBERS WHICH JOINED US AFTER THE GRAZ-PARTY OF MATOGA TOGETHER WITH ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF MATOGA, EXCEPT YULK! HE WORKED AS SWAPPER AND ORIGINAL-SUPPLIER,BUT WAS VERY VERY LAZY. HE LEFT US IN SUMMER 1989! L - ARNE (HIS REAL NAME) JOINED AS GRAPHICIAN IN MARCH 1990 AND DID A GREAT JOB WITH HIS LOGOS AND SUPERB PICIS. - IN AUGUST 1990 HE LEFT US AS DESIGN (TO JOIN TRISTAR) AND REMAINED AS SILVER(HE JOINED AS 'SCYTHE') SO HE ALSO REMAINED TILL THE DEATH H - DJ ECSTASY (A GOOD FRIEND OF SAURON/ILLUSION) JOINED IN AUGUST 1990 TO DO THE STRICTLY HIP-HOP MAG TOGETHER WITH COUNT HADIK! HE WAS OUR ONLY NORWEGIAN MEMBER EVER. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WILL DO AFTER OUR DEATH. - MAYBEE HE QUITS ASWELL .D - THIS GUY WAS JUST ANOTHER ENCORE WHEN ROYZEX JOINED LAZER. - ANYWAY, WE WERE NEVER IN CONTACT WITH HIM, BUT HIS NAME WAS ERASED ANYWAY FROM THE MEMBERLIST 1 WEEK AFTER ROYZEK'S JOINING! F - THIS GUY, BETTER KNOWN AS MADMAN OF TRISTAR, JOINED IN MAY 1990, AND WAS ALSO IN GENESIS PROJECT UNDER HIS SECOND HANDLE GLENN. AFTER SOME TIME HE LEFT BOTH GROUPS AND REBUILT HIS OLD GROUP TRISTAR, AND PULLED DESIGN,TMA AND ZERON OUT OF LAZER FRG! G - EXTASY CAME FROM ARRAY AND RED SECTOR AND JOINED AS SWAPPER IN THE BEGINNING OF 1990, AND LEFT US IN OCTOBER 1990 AGAIN, TO JOIN TRISTAR.D - (HIS NAME AT THE MO': - REDON MC) BY THE WAY HE ALSO CALLED HIMSELF SOMETIME ZERON AFTER THE GROUP XTC APPEARD - THIS GUY FROM HAMM (FRG) JOINED TOGETHER WITH JEAN AND GORBI. - HE WORKED AS SWAPPER, AND LEFT US AGAIN IN JULY 1990 TO REBUILT ACID TOGETHER WITH HIS OTHER OLD EX-MEMBERS.E - ONE OF THE REALLY FIRST MEMBERS! HE JOINED IN NOVEMBER 1988 TOGETHER WITH THE OTHER MATOGAS AND WORKED AS CRACKER.. DUE OF A LACK OF ORIGINALS AND BIG PROMISES OF SSD, HE LEFT LAZER AND JOINED COSMOS IN SPRING 1989! IN SUMMER 1990 HE TURNED TO AMIGA! - THIS AUSTRIAN GUY WAS ALSO A SHORT TIME IN LAZER AS THE AUSTRIANS FROM GRAZ SEARCHED FOR A COPYSLAVE TO SEND OUT TO THEIR CONTACTS. - HE JOINED AND LEFT SOMEWHERE IN SPRING 1989! H - THIS GUY LIVING SOMEWHERE NEAR HAMM (FRG) JOINED TOGETHER WITH JEAN AND FLASH AND PROMISED TO WORK AS MODEM-TRADER AND CRACKER, IN FACT HE WAS A LAME WANNA-BEE! HE WAS REMOVED IN JUNE 1990! I - YOOP, THOMAS (HIS NAME) WAS THE BEST CRACKER EVER BEEN IN LAZER, DUE TO THE LEAVING OF ALL THE OTHER GERMANS IN THE END OF 1989, HE LEFT ASWELL TO JOIN MANOWAR, LATER HE JOINED CREST! HE JOINED LAZER IN SEPTEMBER 1989 AND LEFT IN DECEMBER 1989! I - HE WAS ONE OF THE OLDEST MEMBERS AND WAS IN FACT JUST ONE OF THE OLD TCM MEMBERS. - ANYWAY HE WAS -NEVER- ACTIVE FOR LAZER, SO.D - HE GOT REMOVED HALF A YEAR LATER WHEN THE UNDERGROUP TCM DIED.E - HELIOS (MARTIN) JOINED TOGETHER WITH THE ROYZEKERS IN SEPTEMBER 1989 AND LEFT IN DECEMBER, THEN HE JOINED MANOWAR AND LATER HE QUIT THE SCENE (WISE DECISION!) L - JACK READY WAS IN LAZER FROM NOVEMBER 1988 TILL AUGUST 1989 AND WORKED AS SWAPPER AND AS CODER, BUT WAS IN FACT A LAZY BIG-MOUTH.D - ANYWAY HIS PROMISES WERE ALLWAYS WEIRD. - (YEAH, I JUST RANG UP EXCELL. - , WHAT SHOULD I WRITE 'BOUT THIS GUY, WHO USED TO LEAD LAZER FRG FOR 'BOUT 3 MONTHS. - HE DID NOT THE WORST JOB, BUT MOST OF HIS PROMISES WERE LIES.D - HE JOINED IN MAY 1990 AND LEFT IN JULY 1990 TO REBUILT ACID, MEANWHILE HE HAS QUIT! H - OH JESUS! HE WAS IN LAZER FOR 'BOUT 2 MONTHS AND HAD TO BRING OUT HIS LAME MAG ! ANYWAY, HE LEFT US IN JULY 1990 BEFORE HE COULD GET BOOTED.D - HE WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE LAMERS TAKEN IN BY JEAN.D - YOHO! HE CAME WITH ROYZEX AND BROUGHT OUT 1 DEMO 4 US CALLED THE LOOK WITH A FINE SOUND BY HELIOS.D - JOINED IN SEPTEMBER/LEFT IN DECEMBER 1989! F - MEANWHILE HE QUIT THE SCENE I THINK.D - AFTER LEAVING HE JOINED MANOWAR LIKE THE OTHERS.E - THIS GUY WORKED AS GRAPHICIAN AND AS DISC-COVER-PRODUCER. - AND HIS WORK WAS ALLWAYS QUALITY. ANYWAY HE CAME WITH ROYZEX , HE LEFT WITH ROYZEX , BUT DID NOT JOIN MANOWAR LIKE THE OTHERS DID! L - THIS TURKISH GUYS (MR VENUS AND ALL THE REST) WERE IN LAZER FOR SOME DAYS.D - DUE TO SOME MISUNDERSTANDINGS BETWEEN SOME LAZER MEMBERS, THEY WEREN'T REALLY IN.. D - AFTER THAT THEY REFORMED CHAOS AND AS YOU ALL SEE CHAOS IS STILL ALIVE, AND WE'RE DEAD! D - THE OTHER ONE FROM MAKE AND CAME! FOR HIM THE SAME HAS TO BE SAID LIKE FOR CAME! HIS FRIENDSHIP TO MOSKWA TV WAS HIS MAIN MISTAKE! ANYWAY HE JOINED ALSO THE FAL. - AND THE FIRST AND ONLY ANTI-LAZER-DEMO WAS OF COURSE DONE BY MOSKWA TV (HAHAHAHAHA! - THIS MEGACOOLIE, WHOSE REAL NAME IS ANDI WAS IN LAZER FROM THE VERY BEGINNING TO AUGUST 1989. THEN HE QUIT THE SCENE AND BOUGHT AN (L)AMIGA! - HE WAS THE BEST CODER, WE EVER HAD!! IT WAS QUITE A BIG SHIT THAT HE LEFT. - ANYWAY IT WAS A RIGHT DECISION! - HE TOOK OVER CHRIS' CONTACTS AFTER HIS DEATH AND JOINED LAZER AS A MEGASWAPPER IN SPRING 1990. AFTER SOME TROUBLES HE LEFT AND REJOINED, LEFT AGAIN AND REJOINED AGAIN AT LAST.D - HE REMAINED TILL THE VERY END.D - I THINK HE WILL JOIN ACC NOW! G - THIS WAS THE OTHER ONE FROM THE THRUST-DUO AND HIS AIM WAS TO DO THAT LAME MAG WITH JESUS, ANYWAY HE JOINED IN MAY 1990 AND LEFT IN JULY AGAIN! HE WAS NEVER A BIG HELP FOR US AND SO WE WERE QUITE LUCKY, WHEN HE LEFT.D - THIS BOY FROM VIENNA, JOINED MAINLY IN SEPTEMBER 1990 TO SUPPLY COUNT HADIK WITH GRAPHIX FOR HIS SOON OUT COMING GAME. - HE ALSO WORKED AS SWAPPER. - HE REMAINED IN LAZER TILL THE END. - HIS FORMER GROUP WAS T'PAU! G - U2 RULES, MARTIN, EHH? E - THE UPTOWN BOY FROM ST.POELTEN ENTERED THE LAZER GANG AFTER THE SPLIT OF A+L AS CODER AND WORKED LATER ALSO AS (LAME) SWAPPER. HE GOT KICKED OUT IN SUMMER 1990 AND JOINED CHAOS LATER THEN.D - HE IS NOW MAINLY PLAYING GAMES ON AMIGA.. E - THIS BOY COMING FROM ACID AND TROPIC WAS OVERTALKED BY JEAN TO JOIN US, BUT DIDN'T REMAIN TO LONG AS THE PRESSURE ON THE GERMAN SECTION WAS TOO HIGH (BY THE AUSTRIAN HQ). HE REBUILT ACID LATER TOGETHER WITH JEAN IN JULY 1990.E - THIS GUY WAS A FRIEND OF VAMP AND TECHNO AND MADE SOME LOGOS, WHEN HE WAS IN 'VAMP' BEFORE. - ANYWAY HE QUIT THE SCENE IN FEBRUARY 1989 AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT AT THE MANIACS PARTY TOGETHER WITH VAMP AND TECHNO! - THIS LAMER FROM SOLINGEN JOINED IN SUMMER 1989 AS MEGASWAPPER AND ORIGINALSUPPLIER. IN FACT HE ONLY SUPPLIED 2 (LAME) ORIGIS, AND WAS BOOTED AROUND SEPTEMBER 1989 BY THE HQ.E - THIS GUY WAS JUST ANOTHER GERMAN GRAPHICIAN WHICH COULD JOIN, WHEN JEAN WAS THE GERMAN HQ. HE CAME IN RIGHT TO THE SAME TIME AS NEW-H AND LEFT TO THE SAME TIME ASWELL! H - HE JOINED IN SEPTEMBER 1989 AND WAS KICKED OUT IN NOVEMBER 1989. HIS AIM WAS TO PRODUCE STICKERS AS HE WORKED IN SUCH A FACTORY, WHICH PRODUCED STICKERS, SIGNS AND SUCH THINGS.D - HIS REAL NAME IS MARTIN, AND HE WAS ANOTHER ONE FROM THE TCM-TEAM. - HE WAS IN LAZER TILL X-MAS 1988, BUT WASN'T REALLY EVER ACTIVE IN ANYTHING, EXCEPT IN SOME HARDWARE-ACTIVITIES. - KEEP UP DRINKING AS ALOT AS YOU USE TO DRINK! - NOW YOU HAVE CHOSEN ONE OF THE 2 FOUNDERS OF LAZER! YES, IT'S BERNHARD. HIS FORMER GROUP WAS ACE, HIS FORMER HANDLE : SOFTTIGER! HE FORMED LAZER TOGETHER WITH DRF OF TCM! LEFT THE 64 SCENE AT X-MAS 1988 TO GO AMIGA, HAD 1 COMEBACK AT X-MAS 1989 .D - YOHO! YOU CHOSED ONE OF THE BEST COMPOSERS OF SOUTHERN GERMANY! AFTER THE CRAZY PARTY V1 IN ERSTFELD HE JOINED THE LAZER GANG AND REMAINED TILL BEGINNING OF 1990, WHEN HE DECIDED ONLY TO PRODUCE SONGS FOR COMPANIES. - NOW HE COMPOSES ALSO ON AMIGA.E - THIS GUY, TAKEN IN BY CRAIG, JOINED TO LEARN CRAIG HOW TO CODE AND CRACK! BUT ANYWAY CRAIG SEEMED TO BE TO - LAME! HE JOINED IN BEGINNING 1990 AND GOT KICKED OUT 3 MONTHS LATER! O - ANOTHER COMPOSER! THIS AUSTRIAN COMPOSER JOINED LAZER IN SEPTEMBER 1989 AND QUIT THE SCENE IN SUMMER 1990, AFTER BEING NOT TOO ACTIVE. - ANYWAY HE PRODUCED SOMEQUITE NICE TUNES LIKE ANTHEEM (TOP GUN THEME) AND SOME OTHERS. - MARTIN, YOUR LIFE IS ANSCHI? - HIS REAL NAME: ANDRE DUCREE, HIS LAST PRODUCTION: DIE HARD (C) GAME ON! HE JOINED LAZER IN DECEMBER 1988 AND NEVER LEFT US ACTUALLY BUT SKIPPED WORKING FOR US IN SUMMER 1989! ( HE WAS ALSO CAUGHT BY THE COPS AT THE MANIACS PARTY! - YEP, NOW SOME FACTS 'BOUT MYSELF: I FOUNDED LAZER TOGETHER WITH SOFTCELL IN AUGUST 1988 (AT THAT TIME UNDER THE HANDLE DR FIRLEFANZ OF TCM). AT X-MAS 1988 I CHAGED MY HANDLE TO 'THE EDGE' (U2 RULES MY TAPE-RECORDER!). AND NOW AFTER OUR DEATH, I QUIT ! - THIS GUY JOINED LAZER IN FEBRUARY 1989 AND LEFT IN SUMMER AGAIN, WAS 1/2 A YEAR IN AHEAD (UNDER 'SLAYER') REJOINED LAZER AT THE END OF 89 UNDER 'TSL' AND LATER CHANGED HIS HANDLE TO HIS ORIGINAL NAME: 'THOMAS'! NOW AFTER LAZERS DEATH HE WILL WORK FOR ACC - THE MYSTERIOUS ART ARE 2 GUYS FROM WEST GERMANY WHICH JOINED IN MARCH 1990 TO WORK FOR US AS CODERS. THEY WEREN'T THE BEST CODERS, BUT THEIR INTROS WERE ALLWAYS QUITE NICE! IN OCTOBER THEY LEFT THE SHIP TO ENTER THE TRISTAR GANG.D - THE SOUND GHOST WAS IN LAZER AS CODER AND CRACKER, BUT DIDN'T RELEASE TOO MUCH. HE JOINED IN SUMMER 1989 AND LEFT AT THE END OF 1989. AFTER THAT HE JOINED TRISTAR (AMIGA) AND OPENED A BBS FOR 'EM AND ORGANIZED SOME COOL CONFERENCES.D - THIS MAN WHO WAS SAID TO HAVE ONCE BEEN ONE OF THE BEST GERMAN CODERS WAS ONCE IN LAZER FOR 'BOUT 2 MONTHS WITHOUT RELEASING ANYTHING. HE CODED A MEGACOOL INTRO, WHICH UNFORTUNATLY NEVER SAW THE LIGHT OF THE SCENE.D - HE WAS PULLED IN BY VAMP H - STEFAN TSCHIERSKE (REAL NAME) WORKED FOR US AS CRACKER AND SWAPPER AND OUR POPULARITY IS BIG PART OF HIM! HE JOINED IN OCTOBER 1988 AND LEFT IN SUMMER 1989, AFTER BEEING CAUGHT BY THE POLICE FOR THE SECOND TIME! (FIRST TIME HE WAS CAUGHT AT THE MANIAX P.) - THIS LITTLE LAMER FROM STYRIA (AUSTRIA) WAS ONCE TAKEN IN BY SOFTCELL AT THE VERY BEGINNING, BUT WAS KICKED OUT SOME WEEKS LATER, AS HE DID NOTHING TO ENLARGE OUR POPULARITY! J - THIS GUY HELPED HELIOS WITH DOING COMPOSITIONS. HE PLAYED THE SOUNDS ON A KEYBOARD AND HELIOS CONVERTED IT TO FC2! HE JOINED IN SEPTEMBER 1989 WITH THE OTHER ROYZEKERS AND LEFT WITH THE OTHERS ASWELL. BUT AFTER LEAVING, HE QUIT THE SCENE.D - ANDREAS ZEINER (AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE) WAS ALLREADY ONE OF THE FOUNDERS OF TCM (MY FIRST GROUP)! OF COURSE HE ALSO WAS IN LAZER AT THE BEGINNING, THEN GOT LAZIER AND LAZIER TILL HE STOPPED COMPLETLY TO PAINT GRAPHIX FOR US.E - ('BOUT SPRING 89) G - HIP-HOP WAS NO MEMBER, BUT IT WAS COUNT'S BEST FRIEND. - FOR TRADING HYPE TAPES WRITE TO. - COUNT - VOLKSBADG. 11 - 2700 WR. NEUSTADT - AUSTRIA. JUSTIFY YOUR LOVE AND KICK YER PEN. - ICE CUBE RULES FOREVER! + - NO CARRIER. PEACE. - GRAB YER BEST ONE IN PORT II TO SELECT YOUR FAVE LAZER-MEMBER AND PRESS ON! - FOR YER INFORMATION, IT'S THE ALWAYS SO HYPE COUNT ON YOUR SCREEN. AS THIS IS SAID TO BE THE LAST LAZER-DEMO EVER AND THERE ARE NO SIGNS FOR LAZER DESIGN, I SHOULD PROBABLY CALL IT MY DUTY TO SERVE YA A COUPLE OF SERIOUS BYTES O N C E AGAIN! - OK, COUNT IS READY, THE CURSOR IS READY, SO EVERYTHING IS READY TO START THE JAM. - TOUGH TEXT PART 1: LAMER SLAGGING! - T'PAU IS THE REAL NUMBER ONE IN AUSTRIA. - COUNT PLAYS IN A HEAVY METAL BAND. - WHICH OF THESE TWO STATEMENTS WAS NOT TRUE? - YEP, YA CERTAINLY KNOW THE ANSWER. - TOUGH TEXT PART 2: I DON'T WANNA SEE ANY '+0' OR EVEN '-1' TRAINERS ON FREEZED GAMES ANYMORE, COZ EVEN OUR CAT WOULD BE ABLE TO DO SUCH STUFF. - YEAH! MOUSESEEKER - THE FIRST CRACKER-CAT! - AND THAT WAS FUNNY. - TOUGH TEXT PART 3: LAMER CHARTS 90,91: - 2. T'PAU AND I THINK YOU CAN GUESS NUMBER ONE. BUT NEVERTHELESS I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT'S T'PAU! - OK, THAT WAS THE LAMER TERRORIZING! IT SHOULD HELP T'PAU GET WHAT THEY DESERVE. - SUM KICKS IN DA ASS (THOMAS COULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS, NO DOUBT. - NO HARD FEELINGS, GUYS, BUT YOU'RE TOO FUNNY. - I HOPE THAT MARC ISN'T GOING TO BEAT YOU UP ON THE NEXT PARDEY, COZ THEN IT'S GONNA BE A REAL DESASTER. - I JUST THE SEE THE HEAD OF THE NEWSPAPER: 'COMPUTER GROUP MURDERED ON PARTY'. MARC P., RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BLOODBATH: 'THEY WERE SIMPLY LAME!'. - COUNT H., FRIEND OF THE GROUP: 'NOT MY BUISS. - THIS LINE IS BECOMING A SUCKER SCROLL, SO LET ME SWITCH ON ANOTHER SUBJECT: WE'RE PROUD TO PRESENT THE FUNNIEST TEXT EVER WRITTEN BY LEON. - AND AFTER READING THE FOLLOWING SHIT YOU MIGHT UNTERSTAND WHY LEON ISN'T ALLOWED TO WRITE ANY SCROLLS AGAIN! HERE WE GO. - YOHO DUDES ! THE ONE AND ONLY LEON OF LAZER IS ON DA KEYZ, I SITT HERE AT COUNT'S FLAT AND TALK ABOUT OUR FUTURRE-PLANS. COUNT WRITE SOME BYTES BEFORE A LITTLE STORY ABOUT AUSTRIAS SHAME, YES YOU ARE RIGHT WE MENT T'PAU ! MR.SPOCK SENT ME A LETTER, AND IN THIS LETTER HE WROTE THAT COUNT AND I ARE WELCOME TO JOIN T'PAU. HE WILL BE SOON THE NO. ONE OF AUSTRIA ! HA, SUCKERS EAT SHIT ! OK. NO MORE TEXT BUT COUNT IS VERY TIRED WHAT I WROTE, BECOUSE HE DRUNK SOME BOTTLES OF BEER IN THE LAST HOURS, SO I DECIED TO END THIS SCROLL AND BRING COUNT IN HIS BED BUT HE PUCKED OVER THE NICE FLOWERS FROM HIS MOTHER ! N - COUNT IS BACK. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARC'S ENGLISH? PAST TENSE IS LUXURY. - PROUD TO BE AN AUSTRIAN ANYWAY! - MARC WENT HOME AFTER CREATING HIS WASTED WORDS SO I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS RAW DUDE. - MARC IS 15 NOW AND HE JOINED LAZER ABOUT 9 MONTHS AGO (THINK SO). TAKING OVER CHRIS' CONTACTS, HE WAS SOON THE NUMBER ONE SWAPPER IN AUSTRIA, DUE TO SOME EXCELLENT CRACKER FRIENDS IN CENSOR AND ILLUSION. BUT THEN HE BROUGHT OUT A SOME MYSTERIOUS CRACKS (DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?). - YEAH YEAH YEAH, SO MYSTERIOUS. - BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT TO DIS? I DON'T! BUT HE'S STILL A HELL OF A SWAPPER, TRADING WITH THE WHOLE ELITE. - END OF THE LAMER AID! I - WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW (MARC AND ME)? - I DO THINK WE WILL JOIN SOME OTHER GROUP WHERE I WILL OCCASIONALLY CRACK AND RELEASE THE STRICTLY HIP-HOP. - BOY, I'M REALLY BORED NOW. - I'D CALL IT A NICE IDEA TO TELL YOU MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE DANCE RECORDS! - HM, LET ME SEE: - UNBELIEVABLE (EXTASY MOTHER FUCKERS, SHORT EFM) D - JUSTIFY MY LOVE (MADONNA) E - EVERYTHING FROM ICE CUBE AND UNIQUE 3. - THE BEST VIDEO EVER IS 'FIGHT THE POWER LIVE' FROM P.E. AND THE BEST SONG 'BLACK STEEL IN THE HOUR OF CHAOS' (ALSO FROM PUBLIC NMI). - AND IF YOU'RE ANOTHER OPINION, YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK. - NOW IT'S REALLY TIME TO SAY GOOD BYE TO THE COOLEST AGE OF COMPUTING. - THE BEST TIME I CAN REALLY REMEMBER WAS THE TIME 1988-BEGINNING 1989! - THIS DAYS WERE SO COOL YOU CANNOT IMAGINE. - I REALLY GET SAD WHEN I REMEMBER THESE DAYS. - TODAY'S SCENE IS NOTHING. - BY THE WAY: THE MAGS RULE THE SCENE, NOT THE GROUPS THEMSELVES. - THINK A BIT ABOUT THE OLDER TIMES OF ALL THOSE LEGENDS LIKE DUTCH USA TEAM, HOTLINE (TODAY A SHADOW OF THEIR EARLIER TIMES), ESI, TWG, WOD, JEWELS. - THE DUTCH USA TEAM USED TO MAKE BETTER DEMO FOUR YEARS AGO THAN CREST TODAY. - IT'S THE SAME WITH THE OLDER COMPOSERS! JCH IS A HELL OF A LAMER WHEN YOU COMPARE HIM WITH MARTIN GALWAY OR TIM FOLLIN! - WITH THESE WORDS I QUIT THIS LINE. - SEE YOU IN ANOTHER SCROLL, IN ANOTHER PLACE, IN ANOTHER TIME. - PEACE FROM COUNT. -
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'JOURNEY TO VIDEOLAND' RELEASED ON 90-11-03 - ;61-($ /YVSPNKJHGFEEEEEFGIJLOQTWZ^"&*/38= - 'JOURNEY TO VIDEOLAND' RELEASED ON 90-11-03 - ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DEMO... NO MORE TIME! SEE YA! - YEAH! THE WORLD'S FIRST 5X5-BORDER-DYPP! DID WE PROMISE TOO MUCH? COUNT AND LEON ARE HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU FOR SOME FUNKY MINUTES... I, COUNT, GOT THE IDEA FOR 'JOURNEY TO VIDEOLAND' WHEN LEON TOLD ME TO CODE AN 5X5 DYPP... AND AS YOU ALL KNOW, IT WILL NEVER BE POSSIBLE TO DO SUCH STUFF ON THE SIXTYFOUR... BUT I TRIED TO MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE AND PROGRAMMED THIS NICE LITTLE PART WHICH SHOULD PLEASE ALL OF YOU! LEON AND ME KNOCKED ALL THIS UP IN ABOUT 26 HOURS OF HARDEST WORK! LEON TOOK 10 HOURS FOR HIS SUPERB GRAPHICS, AND THE CODE WAS FINISHED IN FURTHER 16 HOURS... WE STARTED ON FRIDAY, 2 PM AND WE FINALLY FINISHED IT ON SATURDAY, 4 PM IN THE AFTERNOON! THE RESULT IS A DEMO YOU CAN ENJOY, UNLIKE THESE TONS OF 'BORING TECHNICAL SHIT'-DEMOS... IT'S SO SAD WITH THESE TECHNO-PRODUCTIONS: LET'S SAY THAT A CREW DARES TO RELEASE 200 DYCPS. EITHER THEY WILL SAY 'WE KNOW IT IS LAME' (WHICH IS A LIE OF COURSE, COZ THEY ARE DAMN PROUD OF IT!), OR THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT THEIR ROUTINE IS THE BEST SOFAR, A WORLDRECORD WHICH CAN NEVER BE BROKEN, AND ALL OTHERS ARE LAMERS! HA! THEY HAVE SHOWN IT TO US! THEY ARE GODS! BUT ARE THEIR 200 DYCPS REALLY THE MOST DYCPS EVER? THEY CERTAINLY ARE NOT, COZ THERE ARE BETTER PROGRAMMERS HAVING DONE THAT SOME TIME AGO FOR SURE! EXAMPLE: CREST ARE FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE THE WORLD'S BEST CODERS. AND DOUBTLESS, THEY ARE REALLY A HELL OF PROGRAMMERS! BUT ARE THEY THE BEST? GOD KNOWS WHAT SOLOMON+TNT/BEYOND FORCE OR KJER/HORIZON ARE ABLE TO DO AT THE MOMENT!!! OK, MAKE THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT NOW FOR YOURSELF... IT'S CREDITS-TIME! AT FIRST, ALL 'NO WORLD RECORD'-CODE BY COUNT. ON THE OTHER HAND, ALL SUPERB GRAPHICS BY LEON. AND ON THE THIRD HAND (???) SOME CONVENIENT NOISE BY THE VIBRANTS (YOU HAVE ALREADY KNOWN THIS?). LITTLE LAMER, YOU MAY ASK WHO'S LEON OF 
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