A Load of Balls by Hagar
Y E S . . . ANOTHER SCROLLY PROG FROM THE CAVE OF HAGAR THE HORRIBLE...HI TO ALL IN COMPUNET LAND AND THANKS FOR DOWNLOADING THIS ... I'LL LEAVE THE VOTING TO YOUR VERY CAPABLE JUDGMENTS...FIRSTLY A BIG HI AND THANKS TO MY WIFE CAROL FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME...I LOVE YOU!!!...TO MY 3 DAUGHTERS DENISE TRACEY AND KAYLEIGH FOR MESSING MY NOTES UP WHILST TRYING TO PUT THIS PROGGY TOGETHER...I'LL GET STRAIGHT ONTO THE CREDITS AFTER MY LITTLE MOAN...TO ZZAP! 64 WHO NEVER TAKE ANY NOTICE OF MAILBOXES AND NEVER PRINT ANY LETTERS UNLESS THEY HAVE A SNAPPY ANSWER...NO ANSWER, NO PRINT!! CAN'T TAKE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, BOYS--...ANYWAY, ONTO THE CREDITS AND HELLOS...HI TO MY PERSONAL FRIENDS BYTOR, PEGASUS AND TIM (TOC1)...HI TO KANOR (SEEN MY MBX-)...A BIG HI AND THANKS TO YOU 'NETTERS WHO HAVE HELPED ME IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, ESPECIALLY TO GEOFF FOR THE ROUTINES USED (WITH MY MODIFICATIONS-)...NOW HELLOS TO...THE HIGHLANDERS, THE JCS (ESPECIALLY MOTO-X-MAN), THE MEANTEAM, JUSTIN, TOB, MATT GRAY, ANDY MERRILL, BONES, ROB HUBBARD, IAN AND MIC, CRJT85, ALLOY GRAPHIC DESIGNS, THARGOID, KERNAL, GRYPHON, THE COMMANDOS, JAYBIRD, STE, MAT, RATT, BENN, STOAT, TIM, LIZARD, JANE, TJ, ALL AT COMPUNET, YOUR COMMODORE, CCI, COMMODORE USER, THE MIGHTY BOGG, DOKK, UBIK, THE MASTER, HUGH RILEY, AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO I MAY HAVE OMITTED THIS TIME...LET ME KNOW IF I'VE BEEN GUILTY BY SENDING ME A MBX AND I'LL MENTION YOU IN MY NEXT ONE WHICH SHOULD BE ON IT'S WAY FAIRLY SOON (I HOPE!)...INSTRUCTIONS FOR GAME...J/S IN PT 2...CONTROL THE BALLS BY TRAPPING THEM WITH THE CUBES...DROP THEM DOWN THE HOLES TO THE LOWEST LEVEL AND MANOEVRE THEM INTO THE SCORING POCKETS...25 BALLS ENTER THE ARENA, THE FIRST ONE'S EASY...AFTER THAT ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!...THE CUBES DON'T ALWAYS FOLLOW THE JOYSTICK MOVEMENTS SO BE CAREFUL...THEY CHANGE AFTER EACH SCORING BALL...PRESSING RUN/STOP RETURNS YOU TO THE GAME/DEMO OPTION SCREEN...GOOD LUCK, I THINK YOU'LL NEED IT!!....THIS IS HAGAR THE HORRIBLE SIGNING OFF, AND CONTRARY TO COMPUNET TRADITIONS, THIS MESSAGE WON'T SCROLL ROUND - HAVE A GO AT THE GAME!!! - - - - - - - * - * - * - S - * - - - - - - - - - - - - 7 - - - OFF FOR THE ROUTINES USED (WITH MY MODIFICATIONS-) - C.THE HIGHLANDERS, THE JCS (ESPECIALLY MOTO-X-MAN), THE MEANTEAM, JUSTIN, TOB, MATT GRAY, ANDY MERRILL, BONES, ROB HUBBARD, IAN AND MIC, CRJT85, ALLOY GRAPHIC DESIGNS, THARGOID, KERNAL, GRYPHON, THE COMMANDOS, JAYBIRD, STE, MAT, RATT, BENN, STOAT, TIM, LIZARD, JANE, TJ, ALL AT COMPUNET, YOUR COMMODORE, CCI, COMMODORE USER, THE MIGHTY BOGG, DOKK, UBIK, THE MASTER, HUGH RILEY, AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO I MAY HAVE OMITTED THIS TIME - C.LET ME KNOW IF I'VE BEEN GUILTY BY SENDING ME A MBX AND I'LL MENTION YOU IN MY NEXT ONE WHICH SHOULD BE ON IT'S WAY FAIRLY SOON (I HOPE!) - C.INSTRUCTIONS FOR GAME - C.CONTROL THE BALLS BY TRAPPING THEM WITH THE CUBES - C.DROP THEM DOWN THE HOLES TO THE LOWEST LEVEL AND MANOEVRE THEM INTO THE SCORING POCKETS - C.25 BALLS ENTER THE ARENA, THE FIRST ONE'S EASY - C.AFTER THAT ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!! - C.THE CUBES DON'T ALWAYS FOLLOW THE JOYSTICK MOVEMENTS SO BE CAREFUL - C.THEY CHANGE AFTER EACH SCORING BALL - C.PRESSING RUN/STOP RETURNS YOU TO THE GAME/DEMO OPTION SCREEN - C.GOOD LUCK, I THINK YOU'LL NEED IT!! - D.THIS IS HAGAR THE HORRIBLE SIGNING OFF, AND CONTRARY TO COMPUNET TRADITIONS, THIS MESSAGE WON'T SCROLL ROUND - HAVE A GO AT THE GAME -
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* MOMENT OF MUSICAL * * * * M A D N E S S . * * * * ------------------ * * * * THIS TIME ENTITLED * * * * 'COME WHAT MAY...' * * * * * * -------------------* * * * FIRST OF ALL A BIG * * HI AND THANK YOU * * MUST GO TO GILBERT * * GOAT FOR BEING A * * GENTLEMAN AND A * * SKOLAR; AS YOU SEE * * I THINK I'VE GOT * * TO GRIPS WITH THE * * ROUTINE.....NEXT A * * WARM HELLO TO THE * * FOLLOWING......... * * TORKY AND SKYFOX.. * * - * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * PRESENTING FROM * * * * THE C A V E . . * * * * * * * * YES - ANOTHER VERY * * * * UNSPECTACULAR * * * * MOMENT OF MUSICAL * * * * M A D N E S S . * * * * ------------------ * * * * THIS TIME ENTITLED * * * * 'COME WHAT MAY...' * * * * * * -------------------* * * * FIRST OF ALL A BIG * * HI AND THANK YOU * * MUST GO TO GILBERT * * GOAT FOR BEING A * * GENTLEMAN AND A * * SKOLAR; AS YOU SEE * * I THINK I'VE GOT * * TO GRIPS WITH THE * * ROUTINE.....NEXT A * * WARM HELLO TO THE * * FOLLOWING......... * * TORKY AND SKYFOX.. * * * * NOT TO BE OUTDONE * * I HAVE A LITTLE(?) * * LIST OF MENTIONS * * AND I SHALL REEL * * THEM OFF (THEY ARE * * NOT IN ANY REAL * * ORDER) ..HERE GOES * * .................. * * * * * * BYTOR:PEGASUS:ERIK * * HIGHLANDERS:GEOFF& * * TOB:ROBB:KANOR:JCS * * MATT GRAY:XESS:SIR * * ALLOY GRAPHIC:BORF * * JUSTIN:MADWOLF:GEM * * SHANDOR : FIREFOX * * CHROMA:KERNAL:GRAH * * GOLEM:THE MEANTEAM * * LINDA:WHALE: DREDD * * MAGICIAN:JEAN:GORF * * CROG:JANE:COMPUNET * * SQUIZZ:AVATAR:AND * * OF COURSE EVERYONE * * ELSE WHO I'VE NOT * * GIVEN A MENTION TO * * THIS TIME ROUND... * * * * PLEASE MBX ME WITH * * YOUR VIEWS ON THE * * MUSIC AND IF YOU * * LIKE IT AND MAYBE * * WISH ME TO WRITE * * SOME ORIGINAL MUSX * * FOR YOU PLEASE GET * * IN TOUCH.......... * * * * I.D. 
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- ........AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.....OK I'M SORRY THAT I USE THE SAME OLD BORDER SCROLLER BUT I THINK IT IS A VERY GOOD UTILITY AND REALLY I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO CODE ANY CLEVER STUFF AT THE MOMENT 'COS MY TIMES ALL BUT TAKEN UP WITH TRYING TO WRITE MY MUSIC PLAYER........THIS LITTLE DITTY IS CALLED 'PASSING PHASES' AND I HOPE YOU LIKE IT......MANY THANKS TO YOU ALL FOR YOUR ENCOURAGING REMARKS OF MY PREVIOUS PIECES, AND THE VOTES HAVE BEEN EXCELLENT.....PLEASE KEEP IT UP!!!.....I'LL CONTINUE TO WRITE ORIGINAL TOONS AS LONG AS YOU ALL ENJOY THEM......ANYWAY, A TOAST TO GILBERT GOAT, TORK, TORKY, SKYFOX, IAN, MIC, GOBLIN, AND THE NWCUG......LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BOYS, BOYS!.....ALSO I RAISE MY GLASS AND SAY 'SKOL' TO: PEGASUS, ERIK, SVEN, CHROMA, GEOFF, TOB, HIGHLANDERS, ROB HUBBARD, KANOR, JCS, MATT GRAY (SANXION IS EXCELLENT!), ALLOY GRAPHIC DESIGN, TIM, TONY, DAZZ, JUSTIN, MADWOLF & DA SQUOD, XESS, SIR, SHANDOR, KERNAL, FIREFOX, BORF, GOLEM, GRAH, SHAFTIE, MAKK + ANT, WHALE, LEE & LINDA, JANE, ALL AT CNET, MOLE-IN-THE-HOLE, DREDD, JEAN, GEM, ULTRA, MAGICIAN, WIZARD, GORF, CROG, HUGH, HEAD, WIM1 AND EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW ON CNET, IF I'VE MISSED YOU OUT THEN I'M SORRY - IT'S NOT EASY TO REMEMBER WITH A HEAD LIKE MINE!!!! ANYWAY, THANKS AGAIN, MBX ME WITH ANY COMMENTS, CRITISISMS, BRIBES, CHEQUES, LARGE CONTRACTS, CANS OF SKOL ETC ETC ETC.......BYE FOR NOW, HOPEFULLY MORE MUSIC UPLOADED SOON......... - . *AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT - OK I'M SORRY THAT I USE THE SAME OLD BORDER SCROLLER BUT I THINK IT IS A VERY GOOD UTILITY AND REALLY I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO CODE ANY CLEVER STUFF AT THE MOMENT 'COS MY TIMES ALL BUT TAKEN UP WITH TRYING TO WRITE MY MUSIC PLAYER - THIS LITTLE DITTY IS CALLED 'PASSING PHASES' AND I HOPE YOU LIKE IT - MANY THANKS TO YOU ALL FOR YOUR ENCOURAGING REMARKS OF MY PREVIOUS PIECES, AND THE VOTES HAVE BEEN EXCELLENT - .QPLEASE KEEP IT UP - I'LL CONTINUE TO WRITE ORIGINAL TOONS AS LONG AS YOU ALL ENJOY THEM - ANYWAY, A TOAST TO GILBERT GOAT, TORK, TORKY, SKYFOX, IAN, MIC, GOBLIN, AND THE NWCUG - . !LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BOYS, BOYS! - ."%ALSO I RAISE MY GLASS AND SAY 'SKOL' TO: PEGASUS, ERIK, SVEN, CHROMA, GEOFF, TOB, HIGHLANDERS, ROB HUBBARD, KANOR, JCS, MATT GRAY (SANXION IS EXCELLENT!), ALLOY GRAPHIC DESIGN, TIM, TONY, DAZZ, JUSTIN, MADWOLF & DA SQUOD, XESS, SIR, SHANDOR, KERNAL, FIREFOX, BORF, GOLEM, GRAH, SHAFTIE, MAKK + ANT, WHALE, LEE & LINDA, JANE, ALL AT CNET, MOLE-IN-THE-HOLE, DREDD, JEAN, GEM, ULTRA, MAGICIAN, WIZARD, GORF, CROG, HUGH, HEAD, WIM1 AND EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW ON CNET, IF I'VE MISSED YOU OUT THEN I'M SORRY - IT'S NOT EASY TO REMEMBER WITH A HEAD LIKE MINE - ANYWAY, THANKS AGAIN, MBX ME WITH ANY COMMENTS, CRITISISMS, BRIBES, CHEQUES, LARGE CONTRACTS, CANS OF SKOL - . /BYE FOR NOW, HOPEFULLY MOR - 
-- COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON FROM -- -- THE CAVE OF 
YES, I DO HAVE A HELLOS LIST.... I'M AFRAID IT'S GETTING LARGER EVERY TIME I GO ON PARTYLINE (MOST OF YOU PROBABLY DO THE SAME AS I.....AS SOON AS I RECOGNISE SOMEONE I'M TALKING TO THEN THEIR NAME GETS WRITTEN DOWN SHARPISH IN CASE I FORGET...MY MEMORY AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE......) - - - - - - - - - - - SPECIAL MENTIONS MUST GO TO..... GILBERT GOAT, NWCUG, TORK, TORKY FIL, TAK, SKYFOX, PEGASUS, ERIK, HIGHLANDERS, GEOFF + TOB, BYTOR, ROB HUBBARD, ANDROID, PAZZA, KKY TV HEAD, MATT GRAY, JCS, CHROMA & S.A.S. SPOTTY, DENIS THE MOLE CATCHER, KERNAL FIREFOX, ALLOY GRAPHIC DESIGN, JUSTIN, - .>ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH DEAR - .6YES IT'S ME AGAIN WITH - #AN EVER PRESENT CAN OF MY FAVOURITE - . 2CAN OF REFRESHMENT - $HORRIBLE FROM HIS ABODE PRESENTS FOR - YOU A NEW ORIGINAL TOON ENTITLED - 2 7-= S K I N D E E P =- - !AGAIN I APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF - _PICCIES, FLASHING LIGHTS IN THE - %BORDERS, WHIZZES, BANGS AND ALL OTHER - !DOOBRIES WHICH ONE WOULD NORMALLY - &ASSOCIATE WITH A TYPICAL COMPUNET DEMO - &HOWEVER, THIS ISN'T A TYPICAL COMPUNET - .6IT'S ANOTHER MOMENT OF - $MUSAK WHICH I SINCERELY HOPE YOU ALL - #THANKS MUST GO TO YOU ALL OUT THERE - #FOR YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT IN THE PAST, - %LOOKING AT THE VOTES AND LISTENING TO - YOUR KIND REMARKS HAS BEEN HEARTWARMING AND I AM PLEASED THAT YOU HAVE ENJOYED MY OFFERINGS SUCH AS THEY WERE - $THANKS FOR DOWNLOADING AND LISTENING - TO THIS, AND AS ALWAYS I WELCOME - "COMMENTS, CRITICISMS ETC. FROM YOU - "YOU REALLY ARE THE 'FRIENDLY-USER' - <YES, I DO HAVE A HELLOS LIST - $I'M AFRAID IT'S GETTING LARGER EVERY - #TIME I GO ON PARTYLINE (MOST OF YOU - 9PROBABLY DO THE SAME AS I - %AS I RECOGNISE SOMEONE I'M TALKING TO - !THEN THEIR NAME GETS WRITTEN DOWN - 9SHARPISH IN CASE I FORGET - 8AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE - ;SPECIAL MENTIONS MUST GO TO - GILBERT GOAT, NWCUG, TORK, TORKY - FIL, TAK, SKYFOX, PEGASUS, ERIK, - HIGHLANDERS, GEOFF + TOB, BYTOR, - #ROB HUBBARD, ANDROID, PAZZA, KKY TV - HEAD, MATT GRAY, JCS, CHROMA & S.A.S. SPOTTY, DENIS THE MOLE CATCHER, KERNAL FIREFOX, ALLOY GRAPHIC DESIGN, JUSTIN, - $MADWOLF & DA SKWOD, JEAN, SIR, XESS, - "SHANDOR, KANOR, BORF, GOLEM, GRAH, - $WHALE, MAKK + ANT, JANE, ALL AT CNET - $DREDD, LEE & LINDA, GEM, GORF, CROG, - "SHAFTIE, HUGH, SPIDEY, DAZZ, WOODY - !ALSO A HI TO A COUPLA PALS NOT ON - .=THE BOSS AND THE COBRA OF THE - .:KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK LADS - I THINK THAT'S ABOUT ALL, EXCEPT FOR A MEGAHUGE HI TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE IN - $NETLAND WHO I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN AND - :POSSIBLY NOT EVEN KNOW YET - _FOR THE TIME IN DOWNLOADING AND - "LISTENING TO THIS AND IF YOU WANT, - #GIVE ME AN MBX TO COMMENT, AIR YOUR - :VIEWS OR SIMPLY FOR A CHAT - 'I'LL TRY AND REPLY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE - $IN THE MEANTIME, I'D LIKE TO SAY BYE - %FOR NOW, AND HOPE TO CHAT TO YOU SOON - 2ONE WAY OR ANOTHER - MUSIC BY 
OH WELL, I SUPPOSE IT'S BETTER THAN NO PRESENTATION AT ALL.....!! HELLO ONCE MORE, DEAR PEOPLE, AND THANKSFOR DOWNLOADING AND LISTENING TO THIS, MY LATEST MUSIC PIECE WRITTEN, I MIGHT ADD, IN TWO DAYS WHILST LAZING ABOUT ON MY FORTNIGHT'S LEAVE...(OK FOR SOME!!!) I SINCERELY HOPE YOU LIKE IT, AND I MUSTTHANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR COMMENTS AND CRITICISMS....PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING, AS IT REALLY IS A GREAT HELP TO ME......ONE MAJOR CRITICISM (GOD MY SPELLING!!) I HAVE BEEN GETTING IS THAT MY MUSIC HASBEEN BECOMING RATHER 'SAMEY'...I HOPE THAT THIS PIECE IS DIFFERENT ENOUGH TO SHOW THAT I CAN BE A LITTLE VERSATILE... ANYWAY, THANKS AGAIN AND PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THE MUSIC........ I'M TRYING TO GET AS MUCH - --==-- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS TO THE AUTHORS OF 'REAL WRITER' FOR THIS PROG.... - - - XX0 - >ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS TO THE AUTHORS OF 'REAL WRITER' FOR THIS PROG - 
THE DAY DIES - A MUSICAL INTERLUDE FROM