Pancakes by Beardswitcher
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... . . . ... . . . ... ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... ... ... . ... .. ... ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . . . . ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... HAT WILL MAKE THE REST OF THE COOKING HA - ... . . . ... . . . ... ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... ... ... . ... .. ... ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . . . . ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... BIIBBGGAAGGBBII * * * FEDT MED LOG! * * * THIS IS BEARDSWITCHERS FIRST ATTEMPT AT A C64 DEMO. RATER SIMPLE UGLY DUCK BU YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. NOW LETS MAKE PANCAKES... 1. FIND YOUR INGREDIENTS. ( ANY OF THE INGREDIENTS CAN BE REPLACED BY LARD AT ANY TIME FOR A SPECTACLAR EFFECT ON YOUR COLON. ) 3 EGGS. (NOT FROG EGGS, THE ONES FROM BIRDS)3 DL FLOUR. 6 DL MILK. (COW PREFFERED.)SOME BUTTER. A TEENYWEENY BIT SALT. 2. PREHEAT THE FRYING PAN. (DO NOT USE TUNE YOUR STOVE TO FUKUSHIMA, THAT WILL MAKE THE REST OF THE COOKING HARD.) 3. MIX ALL THE THINGS ! (BUT IN SOME ORDERLY FASHION PLEASE) MIX ALL THE FLOUR WITH YOUR SALT AND HALF OF THE MILK TO A SMOOTH PASTE. ADD REST OF THE MILK AND STIR. NOW ADD YOUR EGGS. (PLEASE AVOID EGGSHELLS) AND MIX UNTIL IT FEELS GROOVY. MELT THE BUTTER ON YOUR FRYING PAN UNTIL IT TURNS GOLDEN. PUT OUT THE FIRE AND TRY AGAIN UNTIL YOU SUCCEED. POUR THE BUTTER FROM YOUR FRYING INTO YOUR GROOVY SOON TO BECOME PANCAKES SLURRY. (NOT IN YOUR LAP) 4. NOW THE MAGIC HAPPENS. POUR SOME PANCAKE SLURRY INTO YOUR FRYING PAN. WHEN THE TOP OF THE PANCAKE SOLIDIFIES, THROW IT INTO THE AIR IN A GRACEFUL MANNER TO FLIP IT UPSIDE DOWN. PICK IT UP FROM THE FLOOR AND TRY AGAIN UNTIL YOU SUCCEED. REPEAT UNTIL YOU HAVE A NICE PILE OF STEAMING DELICIOUS PANCAKES. 5. NOW.... ENJOY YOUR FEAST OF GOLDEN PANCAKES... GREETINGS IN NO SPECIFIC ORDER: HEDNING, GP, X-JAMMER, ITCH, BEPP, AVALON, OXIDY, FRANTIC, JUCKE, ED, JOE, IOPOP, TAPER THANK YOUR EVERYONE THAT HAS IN SOME WAY HELPED ME. - HE END, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND ENJOY YOUR PANCAKES. -
STING YOUR TIME. BR