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- - - - - HEY THERE !! PRESS SPACE SOON !! HTIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PART OF BIGGER DEMO BUT.... ANYWAY, I WILL MAKE A BETTER PART .... HERE'S BB'S ADDRESS : BUBBLE BOBBLE / ZEUS DUO ..... 89200 PUOLANKA ..... FINLAND .... ( MY ADDRESS IS IN DEMO ) BYE !! - _ZEUS DUO - BRIDE OF FINLAND !! - ; 6(OR WAS IT 'PRIDE' ??) - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/^ "$&(*,.02468:<> - IS OVER HALF A YEAR OLD ? - 5* ZEUS DUO 1988 ** - 6** THE COOL ENIGMA ** - 6** DEMO FOR YOU ! ** - 6** THIS MASTERPIECE ** - 0** I DON'T KNOW - 6** GREAT GURIANOS ** - *** RASTER EFFECT ** BY BUBBLE BOBBLE ** - 6** ( HE'S THE OTHER ** - 1WEIRD SCIENCE ** - 6** BYTERAPERS INC. ** - 6** THE ACTION FORCE ** - 6** POWER DIVISION ** - FANTASTIC TWO ** - SAMPOX OF HTG ** - 6**W-RUSSIAN BAD BOYS** - 6** GENESIS PROJECT ** - 1** AND ALL OTHER - 6** FORGOTTEN ONES ** - #** AMD NOW HERE'S ** MY ADDRESS - !7 ** ARE YOU HAPPY ?? ** - *** VALKAMANKUJA 6 ** 89200 PUOLANKA ** - AND, OF COURSE ** IN FINLAND !! ** - 6** PLEASE, NO FINNS ** - 6**WE'VE THEM ENOUGH!** - 6** TO WRAP THIS ! ** - 6** SEE YA SOON !! ** - -0>> SCROLLER << - 9YEP. THIS IS A SCROLLER ! - )AND THIS SCROLLER WOZ MADE FOR SOME NOTES - $ AND FOR SOME FORGOTTEN GREETINGS !! - FIRST SOME NOTES ( HERE WILL BE ALSO SOME CRAP, SO DON'T BE HAPPY TOO EARLY - :NOTE #1. SENDER : MR. BLITZ TO: ALL CONTACTS OF MR. BLITZ - -> HEY PA DIG, ( NOT HEJ ! ) I AM REALLY SORRY FOR SO LATE SENDINGS, BUT AS I ( SHOULD ) HAVE TOLD, I'VE BEEN IN JOB FOR COUPLE OF WEEKS, AND NOW IT HAS ENDED, SO IT'S TIME TO RETURN TO NORMAL SWAPPING TIMETABLE - 8 SO, A BIG APOLOGY FOR ALL THOSE I'VE 'FORGOTTEN' !! <- - NOTE #2. SENDER : MR. BLITZ ( & BB ) TO: EXORCIST OF THE ACTION FORCE 7667 - -> YOU ARE COOL, MAN !! AND YOUR IDEAS, THEY ARE EVEN COOLER !! THANX FOR YOUR PROPOSAL !! <- - AND NOW THE LAST NOTE, NOTE #3. SENDER : MR. BLITZ ( & BB (?) ) - 1TO : ZUUNI OF ZCS - -> HEY MAN, YOU HAVEN'T SENT FOR AGES !! WHAT'S UP WITH YA MAN ?? YOU ARE NOT GREETED ANYMORE - .; BEFORE YOU SEND SOME STUFF - 4SO, BETTER SEND SOON - ' I FEEL LIKE I COULD DO SOME DEMOS SOON - AND THE GREETINGS LIST WILL BE IN ANY DAMN DEMO !! ( WITH YOUR NAME - ) AND REMEMBER TO SEND YOUR NEW DEMOS, - * :SO, THAT'S ABOUT THE NOTES - NOW I THINK I GO FOR A CUP OF COFFEE ! ( WELL, IT'S MUCH LARGER THAN A CUP - & SHIT, THE COFFEE WOZ COLD, DAMN IT ! - 4WHAT TO DO NOW ?? BB DIDN'T ANSWER WHEN I CALLED HIM - HE PROBABLY HAD GONE TO 'PLAY TENNIS' OR TO HIS HOME TO SEEK WHAT THE POSTMAN HAD BROUGHT TODAY - ( HE LIVES HERE IN POLLANIEMI ( IT'S A SUBURB OF PUOLANKA ) , COZ HIS GRANDFATHER ( AND GRANDMOTHER ) LIVES HERE - - AND IT'S ONLY ABOUT 100 METERS FROM MY PLACE - ) WELL, I THINK IT'S TIME TO STOP THIS CRAP, AND LET YOU GO FOR A SNACK - .6 OR FOR SOMETHING ELSE - 0ZAU FOR A MOMENT - .SIGNED BY THE MIGHTY MR. BLITZ ON 14.06.1988 - !HEY THERE !! PRESS SPACE SOON !! - /HTIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PART OF BIGGER DEMO BUT - # ANYWAY, I WILL MAKE A BETTER PART - 0 HERE'S BB'S ADDRESS : BUBBLE BOBBLE / ZEUS DUO - .: ( MY ADDRESS IS IN DEMO ) - _ZEUS DUO - BRIDE OF FINLAND !! - ; 6(OR WAS IT 'PRIDE' ??) - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/^ "$&(*,.02468:<> - IS OVER HALF A YEAR OLD ? - 5* ZEUS DUO 1988 ** - 6** THE COOL ENIGMA ** - 6** DEMO FOR YOU ! ** - 6** THIS MASTERPIECE ** - 0** I DON'T KNOW - 6** GREAT GURIANOS ** - RASTER EFFECT ** BY BUBBLE BOBBLE ** - 6** ( HE'S THE OTHER ** - 1WEIRD SCIENCE ** - 6** BYTERAPERS INC. ** - 6** THE ACTION FORCE ** - 6** POWER DIVISION ** - FANTASTIC TWO ** - SAMPOX OF HTG ** - 6**W-RUSSIAN BAD BOYS** - 6** GENESIS PROJECT ** - 1** AND ALL OTHER - 6** FORGOTTEN ONES ** - #** AMD NOW HERE'S ** MY ADDRESS - !7 ** ARE YOU HAPPY ?? ** - 7 VALKAMANKUJA 6 ** 89200 PUOLANKA ** - AND, OF COURSE ** IN FINLAND !! ** - 6** PLEASE, NO FINNS ** - 6**WE'VE THEM ENOUGH!** - 6** TO WRAP THIS ! ** - 6** SEE YA SOON !! ** - -0>> SCROLLER << - 9YEP. THIS IS A SCROLLER ! - )AND THIS SCROLLER WOZ MADE FOR SOME NOTES - $ AND FOR SOME FORGOTTEN GREETINGS !! - FIRST SOME NOTES ( HERE WILL BE ALSO SOME CRAP, SO DON'T BE HAPPY TOO EARLY - :NOTE #1. SENDER : MR. BLITZ TO: ALL CONTACTS OF MR. BLITZ - -> HEY PA DIG, ( NOT HEJ ! ) I AM REALLY SORRY FOR SO LATE SENDINGS, BUT AS I ( SHOULD ) HAVE TOLD, I'VE BEEN IN JOB FOR COUPLE OF WEEKS, AND NOW IT HAS ENDED, SO IT'S TIME TO RETURN TO NORMAL SWAPPING TIMETABLE - 8 SO, A BIG APOLOGY FOR ALL THOSE I'VE 'FORGOTTEN' !! <- - NOTE #2. SENDER : MR. BLITZ ( & BB ) TO: EXORCIST OF THE ACTION FORCE 7667 - -> YOU ARE COOL, MAN !! AND YOUR IDEAS, THEY ARE EVEN COOLER !! THANX FOR YOUR PROPOSAL !! <- - AND NOW THE LAST NOTE, NOTE #3. SENDER : MR. BLITZ ( & BB (?) ) - 1TO : ZUUNI OF ZCS - -> HEY MAN, YOU HAVEN'T SENT FOR AGES !! WHAT'S UP WITH YA MAN ?? YOU ARE NOT GREETED ANYMORE - .; BEFORE YOU SEND SOME STUFF - 4SO, BETTER SEND SOON - ' I FEEL LIKE I COULD DO SOME DEMOS SOON - AND THE GREETINGS LIST WILL BE IN ANY DAMN DEMO !! ( WITH YOUR NAME - ) AND REMEMBER TO SEND YOUR NEW DEMOS, - * :SO, THAT'S ABOUT THE NOTES - NOW I THINK I GO FOR A CUP OF COFFEE ! ( WELL, IT'S MUCH LARGER THAN A CUP - & SHIT, THE COFFEE WOZ COLD, DAMN IT ! - 4WHAT TO DO NOW ?? BB DIDN'T ANSWER WHEN I CALLED HIM - HE PROBABLY HAD GONE TO 'PLAY TENNIS' OR TO HIS HOME TO SEEK WHAT THE POSTMAN HAD BROUGHT TODAY - ( HE LIVES HERE IN POLLANIEMI ( IT'S A SUBURB OF PUOLANKA ) , COZ HIS GRANDFATHER ( AND GRANDMOTHER ) LIVES HERE - - AND IT'S ONLY ABOUT 100 METERS FROM MY PLACE - ) WELL, I THINK IT'S TIME TO STOP THIS CRAP, AND LET YOU GO FOR A SNACK - .6 OR FOR SOMETHING ELSE - 0ZAU FOR A MOMENT - .SIGNED BY THE MIGHTY MR. BLITZ ON 14.06.1988 -
D - ZEUS DUO PRESENTS JOLLY PUMPER - IGITAL ILLUSION VICTIMS BBS FORMAT - NHZC - - ZEUS DUO PRESENTS JOLLY PUMPER - - ZEUS DUO [ZED] PROUDLY PRESENTS JOLLY PUMPER !! THIS INTRO IS SO OLD THAT I BET YOU DON T EVEN REMEMBER IT NO CREDITS NO MEMORIES ONE FACT MIGHT HAS BEEN INTERESTING NAMELY THIS INTRO IS OVER THREE YEARS OLD THE FIRST REAL PRODUCTION FROM US AND SO FAR SO WORTHY TO USE AGAIN AND AGAIN FUCKINGS GO TO THAT SILLY AMERICAN HAIR SPLITTER WHO BURNT DIGITAL ILLUSION VICTIMS BBS FORMATING IS CHILDISH !!!! FORGOTTEN HELLOS TO RADIUS CRUISER IS OFF - ( 3THIS SCROLL IN ONLY - %WE RAISE PUR DICKS TO NERDS IN THESE - 1GROUPS AND SINGLE - 3THE GUARDIAN ANGELS - /ARTLINE DESIGNS - /GENESIS PROJECT - 2THE RULING COMPANY - 0SAMPPA AND TEEMU - .TONIC AND YETI - /SCORPIE OF F4CG - .SADDAM HUSSEIN - 1TSB AND BARRACUDA - /ZEUS AND SHOGUN - .JOHANNES NEUSS - .WELCOME TO THE - 1OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY - 0DEMO FOR CRUISER - .AND JAYWALKER. - 1WE CELEBRATED OUR - 0BIRTHDAYS ON THE - .CREDITS COMING UP ALL CODE : JAYWALKER DESIGN - : CRUISER 3X3 FONTS: NAPALM/BF 1X1 FONTS: CRUISER 4X4 FONTS: CRUISER - 0SPR.LOGO : TONIC - <: ZEUS/ANZAC TEXT BY : BOTH - 2CONTACT JAYWALKER: - .JARMO VAISANEN - .VALKAMANKUJA 6 - 2CRUISER OF GIANTS: - 0KANGASKATU 10 B8 - JAYWALKER CRUMBLING THE K BOARD BECOUSE IT JUST DAWNED ON ME THAT I AM SUPPOSED TO FILL AN UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF BLOCKS WITH ER MOST PROBABLY CRAP THUS LETS GET ON WITH IT HMM RIGHT NOW CRUISER IS TEASING MY AMIGA WITH A MOUSE - -AS YOU GUESSED HE IS PLAYING LEMMINGS WHICH IBS A - MATTER OF FACT ANOTHER BORING GAME MY LITTLE BROTHER IS WATCHING HIM DOING THAT NICE MUSICS BUT NOTHING ELSE REALLY HMM I GUESS I SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT THIS DEMO - )WELL THAT IS A THING I AM NOT GOING TO DO - TO BE HONEST THAT IS NOT TRUE I AM GOING TO WRITE FEW WORDS TOUCHING THIS DEMO TO START WITH I TELL YOU THAT THE LAST TIME SOMETHING WAS RELEASED INCLUDING THIS MUCH OF CODE BY ME IN A DEMO OR EVEN A SINGLE PART WAS ABOUT A YEAR AGO OR SO NOTHING IMPORTANT THOUGH JUST TO MENTION AS A PROVEMENT OF MY LAZINESS OR SOMETHING SIMILAR WELL THE GUYS SEEM TO HAVE PROBLEMS WITH LEMMINGS - I AM NOT GOING TO HELP THEM ANYWAY STILL MORE COMING ABOUT THIS DEMO THE CODE ISNOTHING SPECIAL AS YOU CAN SEE WITHOUT EVEN SEEKING THE MEMORY ONLY THING YOU SHOULD RIP IS THE LITTLE TIMER ROUTINE WHICH CRUISER HAD ADDED THIS WEEK - I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH BEFORE WELL YOU WILL MISS IT EITHER IF YOU WONT SEEK IN THE MEMORY LOCATION ONE THREE C ZERO LOOK IT AND PRAISE JESUS BY THE WAY CRUISER IS THE NEWBORN JESUS CHRISU IN FACT HE PROVED THAT IN THE HZ PARTY IF NOT BEFORE - THE MIRACLE HE DID WAS SWAPPING HIMSELF TO A WINO OK I AM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS - =HMM LETS CHANGE TO LITERATURE - HAVE YOU READ THE DOUGLAS ADAMS CALLED THE LONG DARK TEA TIME OF SOUL I READ IT JUST THIS WEEK AMONG THREE OTHER BOOKS WHICH WERE STEPHEN KINGS CUJO AND THE EYES OF THE DRAGON AND SOME AUTHORS WHOSE NAME I CANT REMEMBER BOOK NAMED LEGIONS OF DEATH IN FACT I BOUGHT THEM ON TUESDAY WHICH IS IF I CAN COUNT RIGHT FOUR DAYS AGO ANYWAY I WAS HAVING SOME ENJOYABLE TIME WITH THOSE BOOKS NOT LEAST BECOUSE NON OF THEM WAS TRANSLATED TO FINNISH NOT THAT I WOULD DISAPPROVE FINNISH ITSELF BUT THE TRANSLATORS MAY SOMETIMES LOSE THE ORIGINAL TOUCH OF THE AUTHOR TO MENTION A THING MORE ABOUT THE BOOKS - 7I COLLECT BOOKS WRITTEN BY STEPHEN KING AND I HAVE QUITE A FEW OF THEM I THINK I STILL MISS THREE OF THEM AND THEY ARE DANSE MACABRE WHICH IS NOT A FICTION BOOK BUT VERY INTERESTING INDEED I HAD A SEEK IN IT BUT DIDNT THINK THE TIME WAS RIGHT TO BUY IT THE TWO OTHERS WERE GUNSLINGER AND SECOND PART FOR THAT - YAND I DONT HAVE THE SCRIPTS HE HAS WRITTEN NEITHER BUT WHO CARES OK THE TIME HAS COME AND I AM GOING TO FINISH THIS ONCE UPON A TIME SO KEEP YOUR EYES READY BECOUSE YOU MAY NEVER KNOW WHEN ANOTHER SLIMY PRODUCTION REACHES YOUR FAMISHED DISK DRIVE AGAIN SO KEEP FAT TILL THAT DAY - >YOURS SINCERELY NOT JAYWALKER - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - H I K LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOBR - >THE BOOZER'CRUISER' ON THE AIR - FUCK THIS WEEK HAS BEEN TOTALLY BAD FOR ME. THE FISRT FINLAND LOST ICEHOCKEY MATCH AGAINTS THE UNITED STATES AND I WAS PROVING THBAT - THE PLACE IN TURKU. BUT THE WORST THING WASN'T THAT FINLAND LOST BUT BLOCKHEAD REFEREE 'LYNCH' FROM CANADA. IF YOU SAW THE MATCH THEN YOU CAN GUESS WHAT DID I MEAN - ON MONDAY I NEARLY MISSED THE TRAIN AND ON TUESDAY I MISSED WHOLE NIGHT WITHOUT KEEPING FUN THOUGH IT WAS MAY DAY'TRADITIONAL PARTY DAY'. THE WEDNESDAY WENT OVER WITHOUT HAPPENING NOTHING SPECIAL BUT THURSDAY WAS VERY VERY UNLUCKY FOR ME. THE FIRST I WOKE UP TOO LATE BUT NOT LATE THAT I WOULDN'T ARRIVED IN TIME TO MY JOB IN THE POST OFFICE. IT ONLY PASSED TEN MINUTES AND I GOT A PHONECALL FROM THE POLICE STATION. I THOUGHT WHAT A HELL I HAVE DONE LATELY - ( MY MIND NOTHING ILLEGAL OR SHOULD I SAY NOTHING SERIOUS BEHIND THE LAW. ANYWAY THEY CALLED ME AND SAID I HAD DROPPED MY DRIVING LICENCE AND I HAD TO PAY REWARD UNTIL I WOULD GET IT BACK. FUCK I SAID BUT BEING WITHOUT THE DRIVING LICENCE IS SAME THAT YOU FUCKED THE GIRL WITHOUT YOUR LITTLE COCK - AND FINALLY THE FRIDAY COMPLETED MY UNLUCKY WEEK BECAUSE I SLEPT TOO LONG AND MY BOSS IN THE POST OFFICE WOKEME UP CALLING AND SHOUTING LIKE THIS - 6 SHITHEAD, COME ON TO DO SUM WORK INSTEAD OF SLEEPING - , AND IT WAS THE HARDEST DAY IN THE MONTH. G - LET'S THROW OVER THESE BORING TEXT AND PUMP OUT SUM HEAVY STORIES - THE TRUTH HAS CLEARED UP. WHY LITTLE GIRLS ARE WALKING WITH HERRINGS IN THEIR KNICKERS ?? THAT BECAUSE SO THEY WOULD SMELL BAD LIKE BIG GIRLS - .8 QUITE NICE JOKE OR WOT - ?7 ALL RIGHT ANOTHER ONE - ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR LITTLE FINGER INTO THEMOUTH OR SOMEWHERE ELSE - NO PROBLEM TAKE 'SADDAM' THE ULTIMATE CONDOM. SOONER OR LATER EITHER IT OR LITTLE BEASTS WILL GO - - AND THE FINAL JOKE AT THE MOMENT LOOKS LIKE - GORBATSOW OR SHORTLY GORBA CAME BACK HOME FROM POLITBYRO'S SESSION. IT HAD BEEN VERY TIRED AND SO ON HE OPENED THE BOTTLE OF VODKA BUT WHEN HE DID IT THE SOUL OF THE BOTTLE FLEW OUT. THE WISE SOUL SAID.. IF YOU DON'T DRINK ME I'LL REALIZE YOUR THREE WISHES. WHILE THINKING GORBA CHOICED THE WISHES AND THE FIRST WISH WAS HE WOULD WANT TO EAT A DELICIOUS MEAT LOAFAND DRINK WITH IT A BIG SNAP OF VERY STRONG VODKA. HE GOT IT AND THE SECOND WISH WAS HE WANTED HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVER AND SO MARILYN APPEARED. GEE I'M SO HAPPY NOW BUT THERE IS MISSING ONE IMPORTANT THING TO THIS SITUATION, THE MOST BIGGEST DICK - GORBA THOUGHT HE WOULD GAMBLE WITH MARILYN IF HE HAS A HUGE DICK. AND THEN APPEARED SADDAM HUSSEIN THE WORLD'S BIGGEST DICK - THAT'S VERY GOOD JOKE, EH? NOW SUM WORDS ABOUT MY GRAFIX. I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE A SHIT BUT I'M NOT ANY KIND OF SPECIAL ARTIST RATHER SUNDAY-PAINTER. THIS DEMO HAS DELAYED SEVERAL DAYS DUE TO NOT FINISHED GRAFIX AND TIGHT TIME TABLE. IT IS PUBLISHED UNDER THE LABEL ZEUS DUO AS SHOWING WE ARE NOT DEAD BUT MAINLY FOR FUN. I'M A MEMBER OF GIANTS AND MY NAME IS SO FAR CRUISER AND THE GREAT CODER OF THIS DEMO CALLED JAYWALKER IS INDEPENDENT CODER AND SO ON WITHOUT ANY GROUP AND THAT WAS A REASON TO USE NAME ZEUS DUO FOR OUR CO-OPERATION PRODUCTION. AS YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD WE ARE BOTH NOW TWENTY YEARS. OUR BIRTHDAYS HAVE BEEN A WHILE AGO IN APRIL. JW IS FOUR DAYS OLDER THAN ME. ZEUS DUO WAS MY AND JW'S THE VERY FIRST GROUP ESTABLISHED IN SOME RAINY DAY IN 1987. SO I HAVE BEEN IN BUSINESS NOW A BIT OVER FOUR YEARS. FUCK I AM BORED SO I GIVE THIS GAYBOARD OVER JAYWALKER. HE DOESN'S WANT TO WRITE YET SO I 'CRUISER' WILL TEASE YOU AGAIN. HEY I GOT KEWL SLOGAN - .7 NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN - , LUCKY LUKE AND BILLY THE LITTLE COCK RULES - ONLY THREE WEEKS THEN I'LL LEAVE THIS FUCKING COLD LAND AND GO TO RHODOS. IF YOU HAVE READ TILL HERE THENKISS MY ASS YOU FUCKING STUPID ARSEHOLE AND EAT SHIT. ONLY REALLY MAD PUSSYRIDERS READ ALL TEXT FROM OUR DEMOS. BUT IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF SUM THESE SOON COMING GROUPS THEN IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT DID I WRITE A WHILE AGO BECAUSE I THANK YOU GUYS IN - STARRING MICKEY ROURKE,JACQUELINE BISSET AND CARRE OTIS. OR THIS MOVIE - 'THE COP OF GULF OF PERSIAN' STARRING SCHWARZKOPF, PRODUCED BY GEORGE BUSH. AND HOW ABOUT THIS 'FUCK BABY' STARRING JOHNNY DEPP, THE FUCKING COOL MOVIE. AND HITS ARE ALSO THESE MOVIES.. 'LADY AND A WANK' PRODUCED BY WALT DISNEY COMPANY - 'SLEEPING WITH THE ANIMAL' STARRING JULIA ROBERTS, PRODUCED BY FINNEGG. - ;AMANDA FUCKWELL FADING AWAY - BAH, ONLY TWENTY BLOCKS OF PURE BULLSHIT AND STILL I SHOULD GIVE OPPORTUNITY TO JW WRITE HIS SENSELESS CRAP BUT IF I REALLY DO HARD JOB I MAY HAVE MEMORY FILLED SO TIGHT HE CAN'T WRITE MORE THAN FIVE BLOCKS. HEH TIME IS JUST FOUR O'CLOCK AND IT IS SUNDAY MORNING. GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS ALL OVER THE BLOODY WORLD. DID YOU KNOW THAT FINLAND IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE COUNTRY IN EUROPE - ?/ IT'S PURE FACT - ./ FUCK THIS LAND - BUT HERE IS PLENTY OF VERY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS ALL OVER THE LAND. I HATE DISK MAGS BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I LIKE READ 'EM. - =IN CASE YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THE WISE INDIAN CHIEF SAID THBIS 0THE CONTROL IDEA - 9GET DRUNK AND FUCK GIRLS - .GOOD IDEA, EH - * EKOJEESUS RANKAISEE TALLAISESTA TEKSTISTA - GEE I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED ABOUT MAKING THIS PIECE OF SHIT BCOZ I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO LISTEN CRAP TALKING ABOUT MY SUPERB GRAFIX IN THIS GREAT FART-PART. THANXB TO - NIC OF EX-SEX-KEX-PICKELSON'S SON KNICKERS FOR SLAGGING ME ALL THE TIME. APINATRIO IS COOL - NAPALAPALMA OF BEYND ARSE LOVES SILAKKAA ELIKKA BALTIC SPRAT AND PUBT I - NTO HIS WIDE ASSHOLE USING NEW METHODS FROM KALLE ANCKHA SWERIGE SUCKSERS. - _PASI HAISEE IHAN VALKOSIPULILLE - BERLIN RULES..NAZIS ARE COOL AND SOON THEY WILL RULE EUROPE AGAIN AND THAT'S COOL TOO - !; BRUESSEL IS STINKING BOAT - ,YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY JARMO LOVES YOU ALL - !. YOU ARE SAFE. - HE NEEDS TO BE INFORMED BEFORE-HAND UNTIL YOU'LL GET A FIRST-AID PACKET FOR YOUR SUCKING PROBLEM AND THE ADDY IS HERE - 4 J.J. KOVISTO, THE FIRST HELSINKI MARATHON ROAD 1, - 64 TURPAAN, KOSSULAND - OR JUST CALL PENIS MATILAINEN +358 975 318642 AND SAY I GIVE YOU THE NUMBER AND YOU WON'T EVER GET ANYTHING. ISN'T THAT SO GREAT - ; LET'S ONLY HOPE FOR THE BEST AND FUCK PUSSY WHEN IT IS HOT - YI THINK I HAVE PUMPED OUT AND IN SO MANY CRAZY LETTERS THAT JW WON'T WRITE MORE THAN JUST 2 BLOCKS AND THAT'S A PITY BCOZ WHY A HELL I 'CRUISER' HAVE TO WRITE SO MUCH CRAP INSTEAD OF READING IT NOT CREATING I'M NOT WRITING MACHINE THEREFORE I AM GONNA GIVE UP SOON AND SLEEP A BIT. - <I LOVE SPELLING ERORRS SOO LET'S SHOW UOY SAM YSUAL OFF THEN - $ WHAD O HELL BROPLEM IS TO YSE WORTS - FINNISH AND FINISH ?? ANT THESE - ?0 TO BE CONTINUED - , NOT IN HERE SO FIND OUT MORE EXAMPLES FROM YOUR SILLY DICTIONARY !! IN CONCLUSION I WANT TO TELL YOU HERE WON'T BE ANY TEXT FROM JAYWALKER IN THIS SCROLLER OR IF HE WANTS TO WRITE THEN HE MUST FIND ANOTHER SCROLLER BCOZ HERE IS NO SPACE TO BOTH OF US AND AS I HAVE WRITTEN ALREADY YOU JW MUST LEAVE - .2 BYE BYE OLD STEW - & MAKKARAT MAISTUU HYVILLE MUUSIN KERA. - 7CRUISER 'KROISOS' OF GIANTS 'KINTTAAT' SAYING HJALPIVA - % THE BEST GROUP EVER BETWEEN THE LEGS - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - H I K LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOBR - >THE BOOZER'CRUISER' ON THE AIR - FUCK THIS WEEK HAS BEEN TOTALLY BAD FOR ME. THE FISRT FINLAND LOST ICEHOCKEY MATCH AGAINTS THE UNITED STATES AND I WAS PROVING THBAT - THE PLACE IN TURKU. BUT THE WORST THING WASN'T THAT FINLAND LOST BUT BLOCKHEAD REFEREE 'LYNCH' FROM CANADA. IF YOU SAW THE MATCH THEN YOU CAN GUESS WHAT DID I MEAN - ON MONDAY I NEARLY MISSED THE TRAIN AND ON TUESDAY I MISSED WHOLE NIGHT WITHOUT KEEPING FUN THOUGH IT WAS MAY DAY'TRADITIONAL PARTY DAY'. THE WEDNESDAY WENT OVER WITHOUT HAPPENING NOTHING SPECIAL BUT THURSDAY WAS VERY VERY UNLUCKY FOR ME. THE FIRST I WOKE UP TOO LATE BUT NOT LATE THAT I WOULDN'T ARRIVED IN TIME TO MY JOB IN THE POST OFFICE. IT ONLY PASSED TEN MINUTES AND I GOT A PHONECALL FROM THE POLICE STATION. I THOUGHT WHAT A HELL I HAVE DONE LATELY - ( MY MIND NOTHING ILLEGAL OR SHOULD I SAY NOTHING SERIOUS BEHIND THE LAW. ANYWAY THEY CALLED ME AND SAID I HAD DROPPED MY DRIVING LICENCE AND I HAD TO PAY REWARD UNTIL I WOULD GET IT BACK. FUCK I SAID BUT BEING WITHOUT THE DRIVING LICENCE IS SAME THAT YOU FUCKED THE GIRL WITHOUT YOUR LITTLE COCK - AND FINALLY THE FRIDAY COMPLETED MY UNLUCKY WEEK BECAUSE I SLEPT TOO LONG AND MY BOSS IN THE POST OFFICE WOKEME UP CALLING AND SHOUTING LIKE THIS - 6 SHITHEAD, COME ON TO DO SUM WORK INSTEAD OF SLEEPING - , AND IT WAS THE HARDEST DAY IN THE MONTH. G - LET'S THROW OVER THESE BORING TEXT AND PUMP OUT SUM HEAVY STORIES - THE TRUTH HAS CLEARED UP. WHY LITTLE GIRLS ARE WALKING WITH HERRINGS IN THEIR KNICKERS ?? THAT BECAUSE SO THEY WOULD SMELL BAD LIKE BIG GIRLS - .8 QUITE NICE JOKE OR WOT - ?7 ALL RIGHT ANOTHER ONE - ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR LITTLE FINGER INTO THEMOUTH OR SOMEWHERE ELSE - NO PROBLEM TAKE 'SADDAM' THE ULTIMATE CONDOM. SOONER OR LATER EITHER IT OR LITTLE BEASTS WILL GO - - AND THE FINAL JOKE AT THE MOMENT LOOKS LIKE - GORBATSOW OR SHORTLY GORBA CAME BACK HOME FROM POLITBYRO'S SESSION. IT HAD BEEN VERY TIRED AND SO ON HE OPENED THE BOTTLE OF VODKA BUT WHEN HE DID IT THE SOUL OF THE BOTTLE FLEW OUT. THE WISE SOUL SAID.. IF YOU DON'T DRINK ME I'LL REALIZE YOUR THREE WISHES. WHILE THINKING GORBA CHOICED THE WISHES AND THE FIRST WISH WAS HE WOULD WANT TO EAT A DELICIOUS MEAT LOAFAND DRINK WITH IT A BIG SNAP OF VERY STRONG VODKA. HE GOT IT AND THE SECOND WISH WAS HE WANTED HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVER AND SO MARILYN APPEARED. GEE I'M SO HAPPY NOW BUT THERE IS MISSING ONE IMPORTANT THING TO THIS SITUATION, THE MOST BIGGEST DICK - GORBA THOUGHT HE WOULD GAMBLE WITH MARILYN IF HE HAS A HUGE DICK. AND THEN APPEARED SADDAM HUSSEIN THE WORLD'S BIGGEST DICK - THAT'S VERY GOOD JOKE, EH? NOW SUM WORDS ABOUT MY GRAFIX. I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE A SHIT BUT I'M NOT ANY KIND OF SPECIAL ARTIST RATHER SUNDAY-PAINTER. THIS DEMO HAS DELAYED SEVERAL DAYS DUE TO NOT FINISHED GRAFIX AND TIGHT TIME TABLE. IT IS PUBLISHED UNDER THE LABEL ZEUS DUO AS SHOWING WE ARE NOT DEAD BUT MAINLY FOR FUN. I'M A MEMBER OF GIANTS AND MY NAME IS SO FAR CRUISER AND THE GREAT CODER OF THIS DEMO CALLED JAYWALKER IS INDEPENDENT CODER AND SO ON WITHOUT ANY GROUP AND THAT WAS A REASON TO USE NAME ZEUS DUO FOR OUR CO-OPERATION PRODUCTION. AS YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD WE ARE BOTH NOW TWENTY YEARS. OUR BIRTHDAYS HAVE BEEN A WHILE AGO IN APRIL. JW IS FOUR DAYS OLDER THAN ME. ZEUS DUO WAS MY AND JW'S THE VERY FIRST GROUP ESTABLISHED IN SOME RAINY DAY IN 1987. SO I HAVE BEEN IN BUSINESS NOW A BIT OVER FOUR YEARS. FUCK I AM BORED SO I GIVE THIS GAYBOARD OVER JAYWALKER. HE DOESN'S WANT TO WRITE YET SO I 'CRUISER' WILL TEASE YOU AGAIN. HEY I GOT KEWL SLOGAN - .7 NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN - , LUCKY LUKE AND BILLY THE LITTLE COCK RULES - ONLY THREE WEEKS THEN I'LL LEAVE THIS FUCKING COLD LAND AND GO TO RHODOS. IF YOU HAVE READ TILL HERE THENKISS MY ASS YOU FUCKING STUPID ARSEHOLE AND EAT SHIT. ONLY REALLY MAD PUSSYRIDERS READ ALL TEXT FROM OUR DEMOS. BUT IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF SUM THESE SOON COMING GROUPS THEN IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT DID I WRITE A WHILE AGO BECAUSE I THANK YOU GUYS IN - STARRING MICKEY ROURKE,JACQUELINE BISSET AND CARRE OTIS. OR THIS MOVIE - 'THE COP OF GULF OF PERSIAN' STARRING SCHWARZKOPF, PRODUCED BY GEORGE BUSH. AND HOW ABOUT THIS 'FUCK BABY' STARRING JOHNNY DEPP, THE FUCKING COOL MOVIE. AND HITS ARE ALSO THESE MOVIES.. 'LADY AND A WANK' PRODUCED BY WALT DISNEY COMPANY - 'SLEEPING WITH THE ANIMAL' STARRING JULIA ROBERTS, PRODUCED BY FINNEGG. - ;AMANDA FUCKWELL FADING AWAY - BAH, ONLY TWENTY BLOCKS OF PURE BULLSHIT AND STILL I SHOULD GIVE OPPORTUNITY TO JW WRITE HIS SENSELESS CRAP BUT IF I REALLY DO HARD JOB I MAY HAVE MEMORY FILLED SO TIGHT HE CAN'T WRITE MORE THAN FIVE BLOCKS. HEH TIME IS JUST FOUR O'CLOCK AND IT IS SUNDAY MORNING. GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS ALL OVER THE BLOODY WORLD. DID YOU KNOW THAT FINLAND IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE COUNTRY IN EUROPE - ?/ IT'S PURE FACT - ./ FUCK THIS LAND - BUT HERE IS PLENTY OF VERY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS ALL OVER THE LAND. I HATE DISK MAGS BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I LIKE READ 'EM. - =IN CASE YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THE WISE INDIAN CHIEF SAID THBIS 0THE CONTROL IDEA - 9GET DRUNK AND FUCK GIRLS - .GOOD IDEA, EH - * EKOJEESUS RANKAISEE TALLAISESTA TEKSTISTA - GEE I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED ABOUT MAKING THIS PIECE OF SHIT BCOZ I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO LISTEN CRAP TALKING ABOUT MY SUPERB GRAFIX IN THIS GREAT FART-PART. THANXB TO - NIC OF EX-SEX-KEX-PICKELSON'S SON KNICKERS FOR SLAGGING ME ALL THE TIME. APINATRIO IS COOL - NAPALAPALMA OF BEYND ARSE LOVES SILAKKAA ELIKKA BALTIC SPRAT AND PUBT I - NTO HIS WIDE ASSHOLE USING NEW METHODS FROM KALLE ANCKHA SWERIGE SUCKSERS. - _PASI HAISEE IHAN VALKOSIPULILLE - BERLIN RULES..NAZIS ARE COOL AND SOON THEY WILL RULE EUROPE AGAIN AND THAT'S COOL TOO - !; BRUESSEL IS STINKING BOAT - ,YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY JARMO LOVES YOU ALL - !. YOU ARE SAFE. - HE NEEDS TO BE INFORMED BEFORE-HAND UNTIL YOU'LL GET A FIRST-AID PACKET FOR YOUR SUCKING PROBLEM AND THE ADDY IS HERE - 4 J.J. KOVISTO, THE FIRST HELSINKI MARATHON ROAD 1, - 64 TURPAAN, KOSSULAND - OR JUST CALL PENIS MATILAINEN +358 975 318642 AND SAY I GIVE YOU THE NUMBER AND YOU WON'T EVER GET ANYTHING. ISN'T THAT SO GREAT - ; LET'S ONLY HOPE FOR THE BEST AND FUCK PUSSY WHEN IT IS HOT - YI THINK I HAVE PUMPED OUT AND IN SO MANY CRAZY LETTERS THAT JW WON'T WRITE MORE THAN JUST 2 BLOCKS AND THAT'S A PITY BCOZ WHY A HELL I 'CRUISER' HAVE TO WRITE SO MUCH CRAP INSTEAD OF READING IT NOT CREATING I'M NOT WRITING MACHINE THEREFORE I AM GONNA GIVE UP SOON AND SLEEP A BIT. - <I LOVE SPELLING ERORRS SOO LET'S SHOW UOY SAM YSUAL OFF THEN - $ WHAD O HELL BROPLEM IS TO YSE WORTS - FINNISH AND FINISH ?? ANT THESE - ?0 TO BE CONTINUED - , NOT IN HERE SO FIND OUT MORE EXAMPLES FROM YOUR SILLY DICTIONARY !! IN CONCLUSION I WANT TO TELL YOU HERE WON'T BE ANY TEXT FROM JAYWALKER IN THIS SCROLLER OR IF HE WANTS TO WRITE THEN HE MUST FIND ANOTHER SCROLLER BCOZ HERE IS NO SPACE TO BOTH OF US AND AS I HAVE WRITTEN ALREADY YOU JW MUST LEAVE - .2 BYE BYE OLD STEW - & MAKKARAT MAISTUU HYVILLE MUUSIN KERA. - 7CRUISER 'KROISOS' OF GIANTS 'KINTTAAT' SAYING HJALPIVA - % THE BEST GROUP EVER B -