1990 by Visage Studios
THE MORNING TO BUY BEER ON THE FERRY I LL, SHE DIDN'T KEEPP HER HANDS ON THE BEHEHE! I THINK THIIS IS TOO MUCH DIRTY TEONE ELSE! HELLLO THIS IS MY OTHER PING THE KEYS, AT TTHE BEAT OF TINA TURNELEAVE THIS FOR TONNIGHT.. I MUST PLAY MOLWAYS DO THAT AT TTHREE O'CLOCK IN THE MSOON COMING PRODUCCTS!! HAKAN IS HEBYTES OF ENTERTAINNMENT (?)... IN THE A - S - _ - !" Q[ QRSTUVQ[ /]^ _!" W[ _!"QRSTUV - 01 _23 KH4H - - ABACDAEFGHIJK LAM NOPQRSACTUV WXYZ[/X]^_!"#$%&'()*X+,"-X(./0 12345/X]6789X+:;<X=*X>?X - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - WRSTU"W" _!"WRSXYZW[ +[ - ABCDEFGHIJK W - Q[ _!VWRSXYZ W[ - _!" W[ _!"W[ _!"W[ - - - - - ... P - H - A - . M - L - ... H - S - !!! NNNNINETEEN! NINININETEENNINTY!! IT'S RIGHT NOW ONE:NINETEEN AM IN THE MORNING, OFCOURSE THE FIRST OF JANUARY!! WE, JO, HENKE AND HAKAN STILL ENJOYING OUR DRINKS AND START TO FEEL THEM... YEAH, JO ON THE KEYS... THE FIRST BITS BELONGS TO ME, HEHEHE! OH, THIS LITTLE SCREEN SHOULD BE OUR ''NEW YEAR-WISHES'' - SCREEN (ACTUALLY NOTHING SPECIAL, BUT YOU KNOW... NOT THAT HARD ROUTINES IS THE MAINPOINT.... GOT IT?) AND WE WISH EVERYBODY ON CBM HAPPY NEW YEAR, AND THAT MEANS FOR SURE.... A LOT OF NICE GIRLIES... HEAVY DRINKS... LUCK... AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU DREAM OF! SURE WE ARE GOING TO BE DRUNK THIS NIGHT, BUT WHO CARES ? WE DON'T (AND SHOULDN'T!),AND YOU? JO MUST GO PISSING IN THAT GREEN (AND WHITE? BUT COLD...) GARDEN NOW... LEAVING THE KEYS FOR.... HENKE.. WELL, SINCE JO BLOW OFF ALL THE WISHES THEN I MUST ADD ONE WISH FOR THE DUDES 'ROUND... A FREE SOUTH AFRICA! THE ONLY THING THAT IS NOT FREE..? WELL, WE ARE ENJOYING THE NEWYEARS NIGHT HERE IN GERMANY, A PIECEFULL AND ''GEMUETLICH'' NEW YEAR, AMONG FRIENDS! WELL, NORMALLY WE ARE STONED AT THIS TIME BUT WHO DOESN'T WANT TO REMEMBER THE CELEBRATIONS OF A NEW DECADE?? AS TIMES GOES BY I REMEMBER THAT I MISS MY ''SEKT'' (NO, SWEDES, NOT THE SEX-SEKT..) BUT THE GERMAN WINE.. SO I GET IT NOW AND LEAVE THE KEYS FOR.... HAKAN... BEST NEW YEAR WISHES FROM ME ASWELL... AND THANKS TO JOACHIM FOR ALL THE BEER, SEKT, FOOD AND ALL OTHER THINGS... JOLLY NICE BEING HERE IN GERMANY! YEAH... GUESS THAT EVERYONE HOME IN SWEDEN IS GREAT DRUNK AT THE MOMENT, BUT I PREFER THIS... HEAVY DRUNKEN!! YEP! NOW BACK TO JO'S TEXT... SEEMS THAT THIS IS A CIRCUIT... I MEAN THAT WITH TEXT-WRITING! WELL, I CAN SAY THAT IT'S REALLY COLD OUTSIDE, MY DICK IS FROZEN.... SHIT!!! YO, AT THIS POINT I WANNA SEND SOME GREETINX AND A PROMISE TO (NO NOT FINNISHING MY ART-BOUNCER TONIGHT!) MRS. VISAGE, EH... I MEAN MRS. STROEMBERG OFCOURSE: PREPARE YOUR CASTLE IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS, I'LL SURE VISIT YOU IN SWEDEN THE NEXT TIME! HMMMH... WHAT SHOULD I WRITE NOW? REALLY SNUFFY IN MY ROOM.... LOOKS LIKE A BOMB HAS EXPLODED... WHO CARES? WE ARE STILL LISTENING TO ''RRADIO REGIONAL'' (HN'S PRIVAT RADIO-STATION...) AND WE'RE SURPRISED OF THAT GOOD MUSIX AT THE MOMENT... YESTERDAY WE WANTED TO VISIT CHRIS OF BEAT MACHINE... BUT HE WASN'T AT HOME... FUCK, A NEW YEAR AND I'VE TO SOLVE A PROBLEM... WHICH ONE ? WELL, HEIKO'S BROKEN CAR AND STILL ANOTHER ONE... WE FUCKED UP THE CAR YESTERDAY... BUMP...BUMP! HAKAN'S STILL GROWING TO BE A MAN NOW... HAHAHAHA! DON'T PUKE OVER THE KEYS, OR I'M GOIN' TO KILL (OR SHOULD I PUKE?) OVER YOUR KNEE!?! HA, THIS WILL BE A NEVER ENDING TEXT I GUESS... BUT I LIKE IT! THAT ALCOHOL IN MY BLOOD AND THAT GREAT FEELING... PITY! WE MISS (I GUESS!) A LOT OF KISSES RIGHT NOW... BUT I'LL GET THEM LATER I THINK.... (TO BAD FOR YOU, STROEMBERGS!) SPECIAL REGARDS AT THIS TIME TO ... HEIKO (FOR THE CAR ?!?! NOW WRECKED!) ... MEL (FOR INVITING TO YOUR PARTY... BEST WISHES, OR WAS IT KISSES?) ... EVERYONE ELSE IN HN ... MY LITTLE BROTHER MIKE (FOR ALL THAT CIGARETTE SUPPORT, HA!) ... TO MY BIG ONE (GOOD LUCK IN THE ARMY THE NEXT DAYS...YEARS!) ... TO MY MUM (FOR BEING PATIENT WITH ME... AND EVERYTHING ELSE...) AND... AND... HEY HOKAN... STILL BE A CHILD OR DRUNKEN... OR WHAT?? TOO BAD... LEAVE KEYS AGAIN... HENRIK (OR HENKE, IF YOU PREFER) IS BACK HERE KNOCKING BUTTONS LIKE A SEWING MACHINE AGAIN.. WELL, JO IS OFF FOR A COUPLE OF SANDWICHES AT THE MO SO I THINK I'D BETTER WRITE THAT WE'LL GET OUR KISSES TOO, BUT FROM SWEDISH GIRLS! AND THAT IS SOMETHING SPECIAL (ETWAS GANZ ANDERS!) SO, HE WISH HIS BROTHER GOOD LUCK IN THE ARMY.. WELL, IN NINE DAYS I'LL START MY NATIONAL SERVICE AT A SPECIAL FORCE IN THE SWEDISH NAVY.. ELEVEN MONTHS HARD EDUCATION.. GREAT! IT'S A VOLUNTEERY SERVICE.. SO, I THINK I'LL SEND A FEW PERSONAL GREETINGS TO.... JANNE LORENTZON: (GOOD LUCK IN THE ARMY, PAL! HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON AGAIN! IT'S ALWAYS NICE BEING AT YOUR PLACE! SAY HI TO ALL MY ''OLD'' FRIENDS!) ... UBBE AND DAVID (YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME TO VISIT US AGAIN (AND SENDING YOUR PRODUCTS (HEHE)) ... VIPER (HOPE TO SEE YOU SOME DAY. MAYBE WE COME AND TRY TO MAKE YOUR DAY (WORSE). GO ON WRITING!) ... QUAL ONE OF TETRAGON (IF YOU EVER READ THIS, HOPE TO MEET YOU SOME DAY AGAIN!) ... MIKE ''THE AMERICAN'' (SO YOU STILL STICK WITH THAT CHIC? WELL, TELL HER TO BEND OVER AND SPREAD (HAHA!) DID YOU GET A PREZ FOR ER? SEE YOU CHUM, MY BEST WISHES!) ... MELISSA (WHO'LL NEVER READ THIS.. YOU WERE A PLEASANT CONTACT!) ... RICH (HOW'S JOBS GOIN IN LONDON? WELL, HOPE TO BE THERE IN MAY! SEE YOU LATER CHUM, BEST WISHES!!) ... MARCEL (HOPE YOU'RE WITH US SO FAR, COZ I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST FOR THIS YEAR! SEE YOU THIS SUMMER OR.. SPAIN!) ... MARC (HOPE THE SCHOOL'S COMMIN OUT RIGHT! WELL, NICE MEETING YOU, HOPE I'LL DO IT AGAIN! SEE YOU, PAL!) NOW I'M LEAVING IT OVER TO MY BROTHER AGAIN (WHO'S BECOMING A MAN..HEHE!) WELL... HERE'S MY NEW YEAR'S GREETING-LIST.. JOHANNES SJOEGREN (WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE MEETING YOU AT 'RITZ' THIS NIGHT.. DRUNK? GUESS SO... I WON'T FORGET LAST TIME, THAT'S FOR SURE! HA..) ... PROSONIX (I'M LAZY, I KNOW...) ... SCIENCE ... (BEST IN SWEDEN I THINK, AND SO DO YOU, I THINK?! HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED..) ... TWISTED MINDS (LONG TIME NO SEE, FREDRIK! MAKE A COPY AND SEND... OK?) ... HOAXERS (I'M AWFULLY SORRY..) ... SCOOP DESIGNS (THIS SUMMER? YEAHH...) ... STARION (JUST SEND A TAPE, THOMAS... SAY HELLO TO YOUR BROTHER!) ... JOHANNES BJERREGAARD (JUST WAIT...) ... PERNOD (SLOOOW!) ... JIM FROM AUSTRALIA (COME ON MAN..) ... THE VIBRANTS (SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT TO DENMARK THIS (LAST!) YEAR... SEE YOU SOME OTHER TIME, JENS!) ... BONES (MISSED YOU ASWELL... DO YOU COME THIS YEAR? OTHERWISE I WILL!!) ... HENRIK + HENRIK FROM AARHUS/DENMARK (THANKS ANYWAY...) ... THE YAPER (SEE YOU IN SCHOOL SOMETIME! SAY HI TO LINDA...) ... CASCADE (SPAIN THIS SUMMER, PETER!) ... SQUELCH OF CENSOR DESIGNS (HAPPY NEW YEAR!) ... SEAGULL ... XAKK (ALWAYS NICE MEETING YOU ON THE PARTIES, KNATTER, CLEO AND MR.CROSS.) ... PANGE AND MANGE (GREET YOU CLASSMATES FROM ME, MANGE.. ESPECIALLY THOSE AT THE PARTY!) ... PULS ... WOLFGANG (I'LL WRITE SOON, PROMISE...) ... HEIKO ... SYSTEM SID-CHIP (SEND YOUR PACKERS, FREDRIK!) ... STELLA TRESOLDI (LOVE YOU!) AND NOW OVER TO HENKE ..... HAHHA! HAKAN'S PISSED SO MUCH NOW HIS BLADDER IS ACHING!! NOT BAD, EH? WELL, SINCE WE FORGOT ONE CREDIT UP THERE I THINK I'D BETTER WRITE IT TOO.. TEXT BY HENKE, JO, AND HAKAN! YES, I THOUGHT YOU KNOW BUT JUST IN CASE... YESTERDAY WE DID IT AGAIN.. WHAT? NO, NOT WRECKED THE CAR AGAIN, WE DID IT BUT NOT AGAIN! NO, WE WERE AT THE ''KILT PUB'' EATING......... SPAGHETTTI! THEY HAVE A LOVELY DISH CALLED ''SPAGHETTI BAHAVADGHITHA" NO, BUT I'M NOT ITALIAN.... MARADONNA EN NAPOLI! QUANTO COSTA!?!?! WELL, YOU CAN'T KNOW EVERYTHING... SO, AT THE MOMENT JO IS COPYING SOME DISKS WHILE HAKAN AND I DO OUR VERY BEST TO GET UHAT ''SEKT'' TO DO IT'S JOB.. IT TASTES GOOD THOUGH... WELL, WE HAVE ONLY DRANK TWO LITRES.. STILL ONE TO GO.. AND ON TOP OF THAT SOME BEER.. REALLY GOOD! I HAVE SOME MORE PERSONAL HELLOS TO SEND OFF... TO UNITRAX OF THE SHADOWS (WE HAD SOME REALLY NICE BULSHITTING PHONECALLS GOING BUT THEN YOU WENT DEAD UNTIL THAT NICE CHOPPER DEMO (IN WHICH YOU FORGOT TO SET THE COLOURS ON D-EIGHT-OO). HOPE YOU READ THIS AND WRITES ME SOON!) ... MORE GREETINGS TO COME (AS YOU CAN SEE WE KNOW A FEW PERSONS!) BUT FIRST SOMETHING ELSE.. MORE ''SEKT'' COMING! GREAT, TOO BAD IT'S THE LAST BOTTLE OF SEKT..BUT STILL WE HAVE.... A BOTTLE OF CAMPARI, SOME JACK DANIELS WHISKY, BEER, RUSSIAN VOOODKA ETC.ETC. NEW YEAR IS NEW YEAR! NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.... JO'S BACK AFTER THAT BUNCH OF GREETINX... WONDER WHERE THEY GET'EM ALL... HOPE YOU'RE STILL READING? AS YOU SEE, I'M STILL WRITING! YO-YO...YO... ABOUT THAT CHARS... THIS ONE WERE DESIGNED IN NOT YET FINNISHED ''VISAGE-PAINT'' - A HIRES-PAINTER WE'RE DEVELOPING AT THE MOMENT, I MEAN ALL THAT GRAPHIX-PROGRAMS WE'VE PLANNED AND DOIN' AT THE MO'... GUESS IT NEEDS A SHORT TIME TO FINNSIH THEM ALL, BUT IT'S WORTH TO WAIT FOR... BELIEVE ME! JUST PASSED THE EIGHT KILO-BYTE MARK.... HA, AND STILL MORE WILL COME, OR?! HAKAN STILL COPYING SOME ''LEGAL-STUFF' FOR ME... THANX! OUTSIDE IT'S STILL COLD, HA. WHO'S NEXT TO LEAVE THIS ROOM? GUESS IT'S HENKE! HEHEHE.... REALLY BAD, FORGOT MY LOVELY RED JACKET WITH THAT SO IMPORTANT KEY IN! THE SECOND JACKET! TOOOO BAD! SO THAT CAUSES US TO RUN ALWAYS A FEW STEPS UP AND THEN AROUND THE HOUSE TO GET IN TOILETTE, AND SOMETIMES WE DON'T REACH THAT DOOR, SO WE JUST PISS IN THE GARDEN... WOULD BE A NICE FLORA THIS SUMMER?!?? GIUSEPPE, FIX SOME SPAGHETTIES... TOMORROW OR SOMETIMES ELSE! AREN'T YOU PISSED OFF ALL THAT SHIT I WRITE? YES? OH.... PLEASE HANG ON... PLEASE, I'M SO SORRY FOR THAT... FORGIVE ME, -ALCOHOL- ?! NO,, NOT AT ALL! HENKE WANTS TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ... ISN'T IT SO? RIGHT (RICHTIG!)!! HERE'S THE FULL STORY ABOUT MINE AND HAKAN'S TRAIN-TRIP DOWN TO WALDENBURG. WELL, IN COPENHAGEN WE SAT ON THE PLATFORM AND TALKED AND ALL OF A SUDDEN TWO NOT-TOO-GORGEOUS GIRLS SAT DOWWN NEXT TO US.. WE CONTINUED OUR DISCUSSION ABOUT WHETHER WE'D GET A COUPLE OF NICE GALS IN OUR COMPARTMENT OR NOT.. SO HAKAN SAID: ''WE'LL PROBABLY GET TWO MONSTERS IN THE COMPARTMENT'' AND BE SURE THE GIRL NEXT TO US HEARD THAT. LATER ON, ON THE TRAIN, THE VEERY SAME GRIL AND HER MONSTER-FRIEND WALKS INTO OUR COMPARTMENT AND STARTS TO STRIP OFF, ONLY SHOWING LONG UNDERPANTS (HELLY-HANSEN)... BLAAARGH! SO WE HAD TO LIVE WITH A GRUNTING CHIC ALL NIGHT LONG... YES, SHE GRUNTED (AAAAH.) IN THE SLEEP! SO WHEN I GOT UP AT TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING TO BUY BEER ON THE FERRY I ONLY HEARD ''AAAH.'' - STRANGE GAL... WELL, SHE DIDN'T KEEP HER HANDS ON THE BEDSPREAD SO WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT THIS?? HEHEHE! I THINK THIS IS TOO MUCH DIRTY TALK FOR KIDDOS!! LEAVING THE KEYS TO SOMEONE ELSE! HELLO THIS IS MY OTHER PERSONALITY! HENRIK THE SECOND STILL KNOCKING THE KEYS, AT THE BEAT OF TINA TURNER'S ''THE BEST'' TUNE! BUT NOW I THINK I LEAVE THIS FOR TONIGHT.. I MUST PLAY MONOPOLY WITH MYSELF FOR A FEW HOURS... I ALWAYS DO THAT AT THREE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING... BYE AND HOPE TO SEE YOU IN MY SOON COMING PRODUCTS!! HAKAN IS HERE TO END THE TEXT AND GIVE YOU THE LAST BYTES OF ENTERTAINMENT (?)... IN THE AIR IS MARTIKA'S 'TOY SOLDIERS' AND HENRIK AND JO ARE WATCHING BABYGANG'S ''HARE KRISHNA'-DEMO (A NICE ONE IN FACT!)... WELL, I MUST SEND A VERY, VERY, VERY SPECIAL GREETING TO MARTIN VISSER (EX MEMBER OF TWR AND SRG)... THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY BROUGHT ME INTO THIS BUSINESS.. YES, HE WAS MY FIRST CONTACT! THANKS FOR ALL (CARTRIDGES, THE FIRST TIMECRUNCHER WHEN IT WASN'T SPREAD, CARD-CRUNCHER, ALOT OF PHONECALLS, GREETINGS, DEMOS, GAMES, POSTCARDS, LETTERS, DISKS AND EVERYTHING ELSE) THE THINGS YOU GAVE ME... YOU WAS A REAL FRIEND! WHERE ARE YOU NOW? UNIVERSITY, I GUESS. WELL, HOPE TO SEE YOU SOMETIME... NOW THIS TEXT WILL END... BYE FROM HAKAN, HENRIK AND JO (THE VISAGE STUDIOS!)... - SEARCHING FOUND 1990! /VISAGE LOADING READY. RUN KH4H - ABACDAEFGHIJK LAM NOPQRSACTUV - #QRSTUVWRSXYZQ[ /]^W[ _!"WRSS# WRSS# - _!" W[ _!"W[ _!"W[ - IT'S RIGHT NOW ONE:NINETEEN AM IN THE MORNING, OFCOURSE THE FIRST OF JANUARY!! WE, JO, HENKE AND HAKAN STILL ENJOYING OUR DRINKS AND START TO FEEL THEM... YEAH, JO ON THE KEYS... THE FIRST BITS BELONGS TO ME, HEHEHE! - OH, THIS LITTLE SCREEN SHOULD BE OUR ''NEW YEAR-WISHES'' - SCREEN (ACTUALLY NOTHING SPECIAL, BUT YOU KNOW... NOT THAT HARD ROUTINES IS THE MAINPOINT - GOT IT?) AND WE WISH EVERYBODY ON CBM HAPPY NEW YEAR, AND THAT MEANS FOR SURE - A LOT OF NICE GIRLIES... HEAVY DRINKS... LUCK... AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU DREAM OF! - SURE WE ARE GOING TO BE DRUNK THIS NIGHT, BUT WHO CARES ? WE DON'T (AND SHOULDN'T!),AND YOU? - JO MUST GO PISSING IN THAT GREEN (AND WHITE? BUT COLD...) GARDEN NOW... LEAVING THE KEYS FOR - HENKE.. WELL, SINCE JO BLOW OFF ALL THE WISHES THEN I MUST ADD ONE WISH FOR THE DUDES 'ROUND... A FREE SOUTH AFRICA! THE ONLY THING THAT IS NOT FREE..? WELL, WE ARE ENJOYING THE NEWYEARS NIGHT HERE IN GERMANY, A PIECEFULL AND ''GEMUETLICH'' NEW YEAR, AMON - G FRIENDS! WELL, NORMALLY WE ARE STONED AT THIS TIME BUT WHO DOESN'T WANT TO REMEMBER THE CELEBRATIONS OF A NEW DECADE?? AS TIMES GOES BY I REMEMBER THAT I MISS MY ''SEKT'' (NO, SWEDES, NOT THE SEX-SEKT..) BUT THE GERMAN WINE.. SO I GET IT NOW AND LEAVE TH - HAKAN... BEST NEW YEAR WISHES FROM ME ASWELL... AND THANKS TO JOACHIM FOR ALL THE BEER, SEKT, FOOD AND ALL OTHER THINGS... JOLLY NICE BEING HERE IN GERMANY! YEAH... GUESS THAT EVERYONE HOME IN SWEDEN IS GREAT DRUNK AT THE MOMENT, BUT I PREFER THIS... - 0HEAVY DRUNKEN!! YEP! NOW BACK TO JO'S TEXT... - SEEMS THAT THIS IS A CIRCUIT... I MEAN THAT WITH TEXT-WRITING! WELL, I CAN SAY THAT IT'S REALLY COLD OUTSIDE, MY DICK IS FROZEN - SHIT!!! YO, AT THIS POINT I WANNA SEND SOME GREETINX AND A PROMISE TO (NO NOT FINNISHING MY ART-BOUNCER TONIGHT!) MRS. VISAGE, EH... I MEAN MRS. STROEMBERG OFCOURSE: PREPARE YOUR CASTLE IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS, I'LL SURE VISIT YOU IN SWEDEN THE NEXT TIM - ;HMMMH... WHAT SHOULD I WRITE NOW? REALLY SNUFFY IN MY ROOM - LOOKS LIKE A BOMB HAS EXPLODED... WHO CARES? WE ARE STILL LISTENING TO ''RRADIO REGIONAL'' (HN'S PRIVAT RADIO-STATION...) AND WE'RE SURPRISED OF THAT GOOD MUSIX AT THE MOMENT... YESTERDAY WE WANTED TO VISIT CHRIS OF BEAT MACHINE... BUT HE WASN'T AT HOME. - .. FUCK, A NEW YEAR AND I'VE TO SOLVE A PROBLEM... WHICH ONE ? WELL, HEIKO'S BROKEN CAR AND STILL ANOTHER ONE... WE FUCKED UP THE CAR YESTERDAY... BUMP...BUMP! - HAKAN'S STILL GROWING TO BE A MAN NOW... HAHAHAHA! DON'T PUKE OVER THE KEYS, OR I'M GOIN' TO KILL (OR SHOULD I PUKE?) OVER YOUR KNEE!?! - HA, THIS WILL BE A NEVER ENDING TEXT I GUESS... BUT I LIKE IT! THAT ALCOHOL IN MY BLOOD AND THAT GREAT FEELING... PITY! WE MISS (I GUESS!) A LOT OF KISSES RIGHT NOW... BUT I'LL GET THEM LATER I THINK - (TO BAD FOR YOU, STROEMBERGS!) SPECIAL REGARDS AT THIS TIME TO ... HEIKO (FOR THE CAR ?!?! NOW WRECKED!) ... MEL (FOR INVITING TO YOUR PARTY... BEST WISHES, OR WAS IT KISSES?) ... EVERYONE ELSE IN HN ... MY LITTLE BROTHER MIKE (FOR ALL THAT CIGARETTE S - UPPORT, HA!) ... TO MY BIG ONE (GOOD LUCK IN THE ARMY THE NEXT DAYS...YEARS!) ... TO MY MUM (FOR BEING PATIENT WITH ME... AND EVERYTHING ELSE...) AND... AND... - HEY HOKAN... STILL BE A CHILD OR DRUNKEN... OR WHAT?? TOO BAD... LEAVE KEYS AGAIN... - HENRIK (OR HENKE, IF YOU PREFER) IS BACK HERE KNOCKING BUTTONS LIKE A SEWING MACHINE AGAIN.. WELL, JO IS OFF FOR A COUPLE OF SANDWICHES AT THE MO SO I THINK I'D BETTER WRITE THAT WE'LL GET OUR KISSES TOO, BUT FROM SWEDISH GIRLS! AND THAT IS SOMETHING SPE - CIAL (ETWAS GANZ ANDERS!) SO, HE WISH HIS BROTHER GOOD LUCK IN THE ARMY.. WELL, IN NINE DAYS I'LL START MY NATIONAL SERVICE AT A SPECIAL FORCE IN THE SWEDISH NAVY.. ELEVEN MONTHS HARD EDUCATION.. GREAT! IT'S A VOLUNTEERY SERVICE.. - 1SO, I THINK I'LL SEND A FEW PERSONAL GREETINGS TO - JANNE LORENTZON: (GOOD LUCK IN THE ARMY, PAL! HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON AGAIN! IT'S ALWAYS NICE BEING AT YOUR PLACE! SAY HI TO ALL MY ''OLD'' FRIENDS!) ... UBBE AND DAVID (YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME TO VISIT US AGAIN (AND SENDING YOUR PRODUCTS (HEHE)) ... VI - PER (HOPE TO SEE YOU SOME DAY. MAYBE WE COME AND TRY TO MAKE YOUR DAY (WORSE). GO ON WRITING!) ... QUAL ONE OF TETRAGON (IF YOU EVER READ THIS, HOPE TO MEET YOU SOME DAY AGAIN!) ... MIKE ''THE AMERICAN'' (SO YOU STILL STICK WITH THAT CHIC? WELL, TELL HER T - O BEND OVER AND SPREAD (HAHA!) DID YOU GET A PREZ FOR ER? SEE YOU CHUM, MY BEST WISHES!) ... MELISSA (WHO'LL NEVER READ THIS.. YOU WERE A PLEASANT CONTACT!) ... RICH (HOW'S JOBS GOIN IN LONDON? WELL, HOPE TO BE THERE IN MAY! SEE YOU LATER CHUM, BEST WISHES - !!) ... MARCEL (HOPE YOU'RE WITH US SO FAR, COZ I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST FOR THIS YEAR! SEE YOU THIS SUMMER OR.. SPAIN!) ... MARC (HOPE THE SCHOOL'S COMMIN OUT RIGHT! WELL, NICE MEETING YOU, HOPE I'LL DO IT AGAIN! SEE YOU, PAL!) NOW I'M LEAVING IT OVER TO - .MY BROTHER AGAIN (WHO'S BECOMING A MAN..HEHE!) - WELL... HERE'S MY NEW YEAR'S GREETING-LIST.. JOHANNES SJOEGREN (WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE MEETING YOU AT 'RITZ' THIS NIGHT.. DRUNK? GUESS SO... I WON'T FORGET LAST TIME, THAT'S FOR SURE! HA..) ... PROSONIX (I'M LAZY, I KNOW...) ... SCIENCE ... (BEST IN SWEDE - N I THINK, AND SO DO YOU, I THINK?! HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED..) ... TWISTED MINDS (LONG TIME NO SEE, FREDRIK! MAKE A COPY AND SEND... OK?) ... HOAXERS (I'M AWFULLY SORRY..) ... SCOOP DESIGNS (THIS SUMMER? YEAHH...) ... STARION (JUST SEND A TAPE, THOMAS... SAY - HELLO TO YOUR BROTHER!) ... JOHANNES BJERREGAARD (JUST WAIT...) ... PERNOD (SLOOOW!) ... JIM FROM AUSTRALIA (COME ON MAN..) ... THE VIBRANTS (SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT TO DENMARK THIS (LAST!) YEAR... SEE YOU SOME OTHER TIME, JENS!) ... BONES (MISSED YOU AS - WELL... DO YOU COME THIS YEAR? OTHERWISE I WILL!!) ... HENRIK + HENRIK FROM AARHUS/DENMARK (THANKS ANYWAY...) ... THE YAPER (SEE YOU IN SCHOOL SOMETIME! SAY HI TO LINDA...) ... CASCADE (SPAIN THIS SUMMER, PETER!) ... SQUELCH OF CENSOR DESIGNS (HAPPY NEW Y - EAR!) ... SEAGULL ... XAKK (ALWAYS NICE MEETING YOU ON THE PARTIES, KNATTER, CLEO AND MR.CROSS.) ... PANGE AND MANGE (GREET YOU CLASSMATES FROM ME, MANGE.. ESPECIALLY THOSE AT THE PARTY!) ... PULS ... WOLFGANG (I'LL WRITE SOON, PROMISE...) ... HEIKO ... SY - STEM SID-CHIP (SEND YOUR PACKERS, FREDRIK!) ... STELLA TRESOLDI (LOVE YOU!) AND NOW OVER TO HENKE - HAHHA! HAKAN'S PISSED SO MUCH NOW HIS BLADDER IS ACHING!! NOT BAD, EH? - WELL, SINCE WE FORGOT ONE CREDIT UP THERE I THINK I'D BETTER WRITE IT TOO.. TEXT BY HENKE, JO, AND HAKAN! - YES, I THOUGHT YOU KNOW BUT JUST IN CASE... YESTERDAY WE DID IT AGAIN.. WHAT? NO, NOT WRECKED THE CAR AGAIN, WE DID IT BUT NOT AGAIN! NO, WE WERE AT THE ''KILT PUB'' EATING - SPAGHETTTI! THEY HAVE A LOVELY DISH CALLED ''SPAGHETTI BAHAVADGHITHA" NO, BUT I'M NOT ITALIAN - ' MARADONNA EN NAPOLI! QUANTO COSTA!?!?! - WELL, YOU CAN'T KNOW EVERYTHING... SO, AT THE MOMENT JO IS COPYING SOME DISKS WHILE HAKAN AND I DO OUR VERY BEST TO GET UHAT ''SEKT'' TO DO IT'S JOB.. IT TASTES GOOD THOUGH... WELL, WE HAVE ONLY DRANK TWO LITRES.. STILL ONE TO GO.. AND ON TOP OF THAT SOME - BEER.. REALLY GOOD! I HAVE SOME MORE PERSONAL HELLOS TO SEND OFF... TO UNITRAX OF THE SHADOWS (WE HAD SOME REALLY NICE BULSHITTING PHONECALLS GOING BUT THEN YOU WENT DEAD UNTIL THAT NICE CHOPPER DEMO (IN WHICH YOU FORGOT TO SET THE COLOURS ON D-EIGHT-OO) - . HOPE YOU READ THIS AND WRITES ME SOON!) ... MORE GREETINGS TO COME (AS YOU CAN SEE WE KNOW A FEW PERSONS!) BUT FIRST SOMETHING ELSE.. MORE ''SEKT'' COMING! GREAT, TOO BAD IT'S THE LAST BOTTLE OF SEKT..BUT STILL WE HAVE - A BOTTLE OF CAMPARI, SOME JACK DANIELS WHISKY, BEER, RUSSIAN VOOODKA ETC.ETC. NEW YEAR IS NEW YEAR! NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT - JO'S BACK AFTER THAT BUNCH OF GREETINX... WONDER WHERE THEY GET'EM ALL... HOPE YOU'RE STILL READING? AS YOU SEE, I'M STILL WRITING! YO-YO...YO... ABOUT THAT CHARS... THIS ONE WERE DESIGNED IN NOT YET FINNISHED ''VISAGE-PAINT'' - A HIRES-PAINTER WE'RE DE - VELOPING AT THE MOMENT, I MEAN ALL THAT GRAPHIX-PROGRAMS WE'VE PLANNED AND DOIN' AT THE MO'... GUESS IT NEEDS A SHORT TIME TO FINNSIH THEM ALL, BUT IT'S WORTH TO WAIT FOR... BELIEVE ME! JUST PASSED THE EIGHT KILO-BYTE MARK - # HA, AND STILL MORE WILL COME, OR?! - HAKAN STILL COPYING SOME ''LEGAL-STUFF' FOR ME... THANX! OUTSIDE IT'S STILL COLD, HA. WHO'S NEXT TO LEAVE THIS ROOM? GUESS IT'S HENKE! HEHEHE - REALLY BAD, FORGOT MY LOVELY RED JACKET WITH THAT SO IMPORTANT KEY IN! THE SECOND JACKET! T - BAD! SO THAT CAUSES US TO RUN ALWAYS A FEW STEPS UP AND THEN AROUND THE HOUSE TO GET IN TOILETTE, AND SOMETIMES WE DON'T REACH THAT DOOR, SO WE JUST PISS IN THE GARDEN... WOULD BE A NICE FLORA THIS SUMMER?!?? GIUSEPPE, FIX SOME SPAGHETTIES... TOMORROW OR - P SOMETIMES ELSE! - 5AREN'T YOU PISSED OFF ALL THAT SHIT I WRITE? YES? OH - PLEASE HANG ON... PLEASE, I'M SO SORRY FOR THAT... FORGIVE ME, -ALCOHOL- ?! NO,, NOT AT ALL! HENKE WANTS TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ... ISN'T IT SO? RIGHT (RICHTIG!)!! HERE'S THE FULL STORY ABOUT MINE AND HAKAN'S TRAIN-TRIP DOWN TO WALDENBURG. WELL, IN COPE - NHAGEN WE SAT ON THE PLATFORM AND TALKED AND ALL OF A SUDDEN TWO NOT-TOO-GORGEOUS GIRLS SAT DOWWN NEXT TO US.. WE CONTINUED OUR DISCUSSION ABOUT WHETHER WE'D GET A COUPLE OF NICE GALS IN OUR COMPARTMENT OR NOT.. SO HAKAN SAID: ''WE'LL PROBABLY GET TWO MONS - TERS IN THE COMPARTMENT'' AND BE SURE THE GIRL NEXT TO US HEARD THAT. LATER ON, ON THE TRAIN, THE VEERY SAME GRIL AND HER MONSTER-FRIEND WALKS INTO OUR COMPARTMENT AND STARTS TO STRIP OFF, ONLY SHOWING LONG UNDERPANTS (HELLY-HANSEN)... BLAAARGH! SO WE HAD - TO LIVE WITH A GRUNTING CHIC ALL NIGHT LONG... YES, SHE GRUNTED ( - H.) IN THE SLEEP! SO WHEN I GOT UP AT TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING TO BUY BEER ON THE FERRY I ONLY HEARD ''AAAH.'' - STRANGE GAL... WELL, SHE DIDN'T KEEP HER HANDS ON THE BEDSPREAD SO WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT THIS?? HEHEHE! I THINK THIS IS TOO MUCH DIRTY TALK - /FOR KIDDOS!! LEAVING THE KEYS TO SOMEONE ELSE! - HELLO THIS IS MY OTHER PERSONALITY! HENRIK THE SECOND STILL KNOCKING THE KEYS, AT THE BEAT OF TINA TURNER'S ''THE BEST'' TUNE! BUT NOW I THINK I LEAVE THIS FOR TONIGHT.. I MUST PLAY MONOPOLY WITH MYSELF FOR A FEW HOURS... I ALWAYS DO THAT AT THREE O'CLOCK - IN THE MORNING... BYE AND HOPE TO SEE YOU IN MY SOON COMING PRODUCTS!! - HAKAN IS HERE TO END THE TEXT AND GIVE YOU THE LAST BYTES OF ENTERTAINMENT (?)... IN THE AIR IS MARTIKA'S 'TOY SOLDIERS' AND HENRIK AND JO ARE WATCHING BABYGANG'S ''HARE KRISHNA'-DEMO (A NICE ONE IN FACT!)... WELL, I MUST SEND A VERY, VERY, VERY SPECIAL - GREETING TO MARTIN VISSER (EX MEMBER OF TWR AND SRG)... THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY BROUGHT ME INTO THIS BUSINESS.. YES, HE WAS MY FIRST CONTACT! THANKS FOR ALL (CARTRIDGES, THE FIRST TIMECRUNCHER WHEN IT WASN'T SPREAD, CARD-CRUNCHER, ALOT OF PHONECALLS, GREETIN - GS, DEMOS, GAMES, POSTCARDS, LETTERS, DISKS AND EVERYTHING ELSE) THE THINGS YOU GAVE ME... YOU WAS A REAL FRIEND! WHERE ARE YOU NOW? UNIVERSITY, I GUESS. WELL, HOPE TO SEE YOU SOMETIME... NOW THIS TEXT WILL END... BYE FROM HAKAN, HENRIK AND JO (THE VIS -