Arnie's Race by The Loony Twosome
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- - READY. KJIHGFCBA.+(%"! - - READY. LOAD PRESS PLAY ON TAPE - READY. - WELL! HI THERE. DAZ AND FROODLE DO IT AGAIN! YET ANOTHER MUSAK HACK! THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE FIRST MUSAK HACK OF THE GAME, BLACK LAMP (ERM... ASH+DAVE, YOURS WAS A FULL DEMO (HEHEHE)) WE HAVE ALSO HACKED ALL FIVE TUNES (NOT LIKE A+D! AHEM!) USE A JOYPOLE (AS ONE REVIEWER SAYS....) IN PORT II TO SELECT THE VARIOUS TUNES.... HOPE YOU LIKE EM! I THINK THAT THE MAIN GAME TUNE (THE ONE THAT STARTS OF WITH A WINDY SOUND...) IS THE BEST AND IS PACKED WITH ATMOSPHERE. BY THE WAY, THIS IS FROODLE TYPING. INFO.... CODE BY DAZ HACKED BY DAZ LOGO BY FROODLE MUSAK BY TIM FOLLIN (I THINK, I CAN'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER!) NOW FOR THE GREETS AND MESSAGES... HI TO TDM, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU NEVER EVER HACK ROUTINES! THEN WHAT IS FLD DOING IN YOUR RECENT DEMO EH???! GENIUS MADWOLF KENDAL PETER ASH AND DAVE TON TONY WEST IL+M (BEAT YA!!!) DAZZ BRY KOJAK PERDITA MARK (MW20) DAVE GREMLIN MARTIAN DREDD SLAYER HAWK AND SNORK AVENGER GABRIEL HUDDY JEAN HAGAR JAP (WE WERE FIRST(ISH!) SINBAD PSYCHO PIMAN AND NO ONE ELSE! IF I MISSED YOU OUT THEN IT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T BOTHER TO CONSULT MY GREET-SHEET, YA SEE WE WANTED TO UPLOAD THIS HACK SHARPISH! AH, WELL I THINK THAT JUST ABOUT WRAPS IT UP... SEEYA IN ANOTHER HACK OR DEMO. BBBYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!! - T TP P H[P[HTPTP[PTPTHVPVH - GT TP P H[P[HTPTP[PTPTHVPVH - 
678 HIJK [/] 678 678 678 678 HIJK :;< 678 678 678 HIKJ - I STUK THIS IN TO JUST FILL IN A BIT!!! THANX TO ANYONE WHO HAVE HELPED AND ENCOURAGED ME IN MY CODING PRACTICES. I RECKON THIS IS A VAST IMPROVEMENT ON PREVIOUS STUFF, PLEEZE LET US KNOW SEE YA AROUND.... - - I STUK THIS IN TO JUST FILL IN A BIT!!! THANX TO ANYONE WHO HAVE HELPED AND ENCOURAGED ME IN MY CODING PRACTICES. I RECKON THIS IS A VAST IMPROVEMENT ON PREVIOUS STUFF, PLEEZE LET US KNOW SEE YA AROUND.... - 678 HIJK [/] 678 NOPQ 678 NOPQ 678 678 HIJK 678 678 [/] HIJK 678 678 678 HIJK [/] NOPQ [/] 678 HIJK 678 678 678 NOPQ 678 678 HIJK HIJK HIJK [/] NOPQ 678 HIJK NOPQ 678 678 HIJK :;< ./012 678 ./012 678 HIJK 678 678 :;< 678 HIJK 678 678 678 :;< ./012 :;< 678 678 HIJK HIJK ./012 678 HIJK 678 HIJK :;< ./012 678 ./012 678 678 678 678 HIKJ - HIJK 678 678 678 HIJK - HIJK 678 678 678 - - - - ] OK THEN FREAKS (AND NORMAL PEOPLE AS WELL!!) WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL SCROLLER.... YES YOU THINK THAT THIS SCROLLER IS THE SAME AS ANY OTHER SCROLLER, BUT....... YOU ARE WRONG. THIS SCROLLER IS THE SCROLLER AND ANY OTHERS YOU MAY SEE ARE TOTAL IMPOSTERS (SO THERE!) - RIGHT THEN THIS IS YOUR LOCAL SCROLLY TYPIST SPEAKING HERE BROADCASTING LIVE FROM THE L.T.S. HQ....... OK NOW ONTO THE MORE SANE THINGS..... UURRRMMMM.. OH YEAH FIRST.... - MEGA THANX TO MADWOLF - - ....FOR PUTTING UP WITH THE QUALITY - (OR SHOULD I SAY &UN'QUALITY OF OUR EFFORTS SO FAR AND FOR ALLOWING US TO CONTINUE USING HIS SOUNDS YYEEEEAAAAHHHHH....... - AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THIS SCROLLY DOESN'T JUST SCROLL LIKE IT IS AT THE MOMENT...... - YOU SEE IT CAN ALSO DO LITTLE THINGS LIKE THIS..... NOW WATCH THE EXCLAMATION MARK! - ! - - WOW WASN'T THAT EXCITING.....?! AS WELL AS THAT HOW ABOUT THIS (WATCH THE ! AGAIN!!) - COR WOW..... I AM SOOOOO EXCITED NOW ..... IN FACT I AM SO EXCITED I WILL TELL YOU A LITTLE JOKE....... - WARNING: THIS JOKE MAY OFFEND SOME VIEWERS (BUT WHO GIVES A TOSS(I AIN'T FORCING THEM TO READ!!)) - THERE WAS A CLIPPIE ON A BUS LATE IN THE EVENING, WHO NOTICED A BOY SITTING DOWNSTAIRS CALMLY SMOKING. SHE THOUGHT HE WAS LATE OUT ANYWAY, AND SHE SAID TO HIM: - "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" - - "TWELVE." - - "TWELVE, AND SMOKING!" - - - "WHAT IF THE INSPECTOR GETS ON?" - - "WELL, WHAT IF HE DOES?" - - "DO YOU WANT TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE?" - - WHAT TIME DO YOU FINISH WORK?" - HARDEHARDO WELL WADDYA RECKON ON THAT ONE THEN??!! I FORT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.... NOW THAT YOU HAVE HAD ENUFF OF MY WAFFLING I THINK THAT IT IS TIME THAT YOU LISTENED TO FROODLES WAFFLING!!!!...... - OK FROO.. OVER TO YOU ........ OH GAWWWDDDD..... - KNEW EVENTUALLY I WOULD HAVE TO SIT IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER AND TYPE FOR AGES, WAFFLING ON ABOUT HOW COOL THIS DEMO IS AND HOW TOTALLY BRILLIANT THE MUSAK IS. - HEHEHEHE! JUST A QUICK WORD - NOW TO SAY THAT DAZ IS TRYING TO MAKE THE MOST WIERDIST NOISES WITH A NOSE (HIS NOSE) AND A SNOTTY HANKY, (UUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!). NOW A QUICK WORD TO SLAYER- CAN YOU SUCK ANY HARDER?!? (HEHEHE!) NAAAA... THOUGHT NOT!! HEY! PETER... C.C.C. IS COMING ON FINE ISN'T IT. BRY, I SEEM TO BE GETTING THE HANG OF HACKING ADAM GILMORE'S MUSAK, HAVE YOU SUSSED GALWAY YET ??? HEHEHE. TDM, 'GO - GO (GLITCH) - GOGO (FLICKER GLITCH) - - DOES ANYONE OUT THERE PLAY MULTI-USER GAMES ? CAUSE THERES ONE I GO ON QUITE OFTEN, CALLED MIRRORWORLD. IT IS ONE COOL MUG. IF YOU WANNA LOGON THEN USE SOME TTY SOFTWARE AND PHONE... - IF YOU SEE LORD BALINOR WHEN YOU LOGON, THEN THATS ME. I HAVE JUST SHELLED OUT SOME CASH ON A FEW GAMES, PROJECT STEALTH FIGHTER, ZYBEX, SABOTAGE, OF WHICH THE LATTER TWO THERE ARE MUSAK HACKS AVAILABLE FROM OUR LOCAL STORE (THE 
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**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD: SEARCHING FOUND MADWOLF'S EPIX LOADING READY. RUN - SYEP, THIS IS YET ANOTHER 'SIT ON YOUR ARSE AND WATCH THE LITTLE THINGYS GO MOVING AROUND THE SCREEN' TYPE OF A DEMO. - JAFTER THE SUPRISING 'SUCCESS' OF ICON ONLY SAY. - B WE DECIDED TO WRITE THIS SMALL LIGHT SHOW TO GO WITH THIS PIECE OF MADWOLF-MINI-EPIC. - B OF SKYSOUL PLAYING AT THE MOMENT, PART II WAS IN THE INTRO AND PART I WAS IN . - FAND PART IV MAY BE ALONG SOONISH. - CFROM NOW ON MADWOLF WILL HOPEFULLY NOT USE ROCKMONITOR BECAUSE HIS TUNES TAKE UP SO MUCH MEMORY, THERE ISN'T ANY ROOM LEFT FOR THE DIGI!! - FSO FROM NOW ON HE WILL BE USING UBIKS MUSIK (IF HE CAN WORK OUT HOW TO USE IT!). - DDUE TO UBIKS MUSIK BEING PRETTY NAFF, MADWOLF IS STILL ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A BETTER PLAYER IE ARISTON - MIF YOU ARE WONDERING WHERE DAZ IS AT THE MOMENT (DUNNO WHY?!) HIS COMPUTER HAS DECIDED TO BLOW UP! SO HE WILL HAVE TO WAIT TO GET IT FIXED! - GTIME FOR A FEW MESSAGES FOR A FEW PEOPLE. - LKOJAK, WE THOUGHT YOUR INTRO DEMO WAS GOOD AND WE TOTALLY AGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT YOUNGER BROTHERS, MUSIC AND RASTER TIME ETC ETC. WHAT WE DON'T AGREE WITH IS YOU SAYING YOU DID ALL THE CODE. WHICH IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT! - B (WORK IT OUT YOURSELF!) - BALSO, DAZ IS SPELT WITH ONE Z AND NOT TWO! - BGREAT! KEEP UP THE CODING! - B CAN'T GET MUCH WOR.. ERM. - IJEAN, DAZ RECKONS YOU SOUND ANCIENT ON THE PHONE! - BHE MIGHT CHANGE HIS MIND ABOUT NOT WEARING THE HAWIIAN SHIT ERM. - B I MEAN SHIRT. - FMARK, HAVE YOU GOT ARISTON YET?? (GROVEL! GROVEL!) - HANDREA, DAZ STILL HASN'T DECIDED YET. - DDAZ ATE THE BOOKS. - BYOU CAN HAVE THEM WHEN HE'S FINISHED WITH THEM.. PHONE (04862) 65987 FOR MORE DETAILS. - C AND A NICE CHAT! - BFROO THINKS YOU DON'T EXIST! - ITDM, WE ARE STILL WAITING. - IPIMAN, MAT + WIZZY - BMBX OR PHONE TO ARRANGE LODGINGS FOR JUNE 3RD (EVENING/NIGHT/MORNING) EG PUBS AND SLEEPING QUARTERS. - B HAVE WE MISSED THE INTERVIEW UPLOAD ? - ETHE AFOREMENTIONED - MTHE MUSIC WON'T HAVE WRAPPED YET SO JUST A QUICK MESSAGE TO KOJAK, - CTHE REASON IT WAS BULLSHIT WAS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WRITE THE MUSIC ROUTINE. - ISO GET'YA FACTS RIGHT! - KWHILE WE HAVE BEEN WRITING THIS PROGRAM, WE HAVE BEEN 'SIPPING' ON SOME REAL RUSSIAN VODKA AND NOW FEEL A BIT PISSED. - LSO I THINK WE HAD BETTER GO. - BGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - T - P - - S - W - - M - - P - C - - - ; 3ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - 
PRESS FUNCTION KEYS FOR MUSAK - PRESS FUNCTION KEYS FOR MUSAK - - - WWWWWWEEEEEEE////// BOING///// OOOOPPPSSS///// WRONG DEMO[ TO START, CODE BY MOI, MUSAK RIPPED BY FROODLE, STARTED BY ME (][) AND THE ABOVE MEGA AMAZING LOGO IS FROM DA GAME/////// NOW IT IS FROOS TURN[[[/// I HAVE BEEN AT DAZ'S HOUSE FOR MOST OF TODAY (SUNDAY ) IN WHICH TIME WE HAVE HACKED THE MUSAK, CHARACTER SET (BOTH 'EM[), COMPLETED THE GAME (CRAP ENDING[) AND CODED THE HACK/ IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED ALOT EARLIER BUT THE EXPERT KEPT CRASHING[ (AAGGGHHH[[[) BUT EVENTUALLY WE MANAGED TO FINISH IT/ IT TOOK US ABOUT THREE AND A HALF HOURS TO COMPLETE OF WHICH HALF AN HOUR WAS TOOK UP WITH THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO PUT IN THIS SCROLLER[[[ WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE TWO TUNES THEN ]]]] EH] WODDYA MEAN YOU'VE ONLY HEARD ONE] DO AS THE TEXT SAYS AT THE BOTTOM/// GGAAAWWWDDDD/// SOME PEOPLE[ BY THE WAY, THE MUSAK WAS WRITTEN BY JONATHAN DUNN (DUNNO WHICH PLAYER HE USED THOUGH[) DAZ IS SITTING NEXT TO ME AND LAFFING HIS HEAD OFF[[[ I THINK YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON, AFTER THE GREETINGS AND MESSAGES//// HI AND YOH[ TO KENDAL (WHEN YOU UPLOADING YOUR VERSION OF SUBTERRANEA THEN] GOOD LUCK (HEHEHEHEHE[)) DREDD SLAYER BODD PERDITA DIESEL JEAN WHALE GOD,STARR,HAKE JASE ASH+DAVE HAWK+SNORK TOB GENIUS TDM ICEMAN MARTIAN JCB,CLAKA,STE DOKK MARK DICEMAN ROY JAN PETER THE END/ WHAT DO YOU THINK SO FAR OF OUR HACKS THEN ]]] GETTING BETTER ] WELL[ I THINK THEY ARE[ HUH[ DAZ IS GETTING EXCITED WITH A BOOK OF JOKES (RUGBY JOKES) AND NO, ITS NOT THE SPORT[ I THINK I WILL HAND OVER TO DAZ NOW CAUSE HE WANTS A FEW WORDS///// BYE FROM FROODLE HI FROM DAZ///// AGAIN///// I THINK I'LL JUST STICK IN ONE OF THE SHORTER JOKES TO KEEP YOU AMUSED//// A SMALL BOY WANDERED INTO HIS MOTHERS BATHROOM WHEN SHE FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR, AND SAID/ MOTHER, WHAT NICE BALLOONS YOU'VE GOT[ BALLOONS, JIMMY, WHY DO YOU CALL THEM BALLOONS] WELL, I SAW FATHER BLOWING THE MAIDS UP WHEN YOU WERE OUT YESTERDAY/ PRETTY GOOD EH]] YOU WAN'T MORE//// WELL IF YOU DON'T THEN DON'T READ IT////// MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB//////// AND THE MIDWIFE WAS TREATED FOR SHOCK[[[ AND NOW WE HAVE PART 1 OF A LITTLE STORY, WATCH OUT FOR FUTURE INSTALLMENTS/// IT'S CALLED 'TENDER LOVE' BOY MEETS GIRL, HOLDS HER HAND, VISIONS OF A PROMISED LAND/ TENDER WORDS, CLING AND KISS, CRAFTY FEEL, HEAVENLY BLISS/ NIBBLES NIPPLES, SQUEEZES THIGHS, GETS A BEAT, FEELS A RISE FLIES AGAPE, DRAWERS WELL DOWN, REALLY STARTS TO GO TO TOWN, LEGS OUTSPREAD, VIRGIN LASS, FANNY FROTHS LIKE BOTTLED BASS/ LOVE IS GREAT, A CUPID STUNT, SOON HE'LL FEEL A STUPID //// TO BE CONTINUED///////// HAHAHAHAHA[ OH YEAH WE LIED ABOUT THE FUNCTION KEYS[[[ PUT YOUR FINGERS NEXT TO F SEVEN AND DO ABOUT TWO PACES TO THE LEFT NOW TRY[[[ BBYYYYEEEEEEEE - 
FO NOITPECXE EHT HTIW LLA ,SIHT ROF STI - - - ITS FOR THIS, ALL WITH THE EXCEPTION OF - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - UST FOR A CHANGE.... - 'LL START WITH THE HELLO'S ..... - I TO :- - DON'T SUPPOSE THAT YOU HAVE CHANGED YOUR MIND ABOUT THE PLAYERS HAVE YOU? , - OT ABOUT THIS ONE THEN? , - OUR DREAM COME TRUE!! - IGURE OUT THE KEY COMBINATIONS (HEHE) , - 'LL START THE ONE WITH YOUR ART SOON! , - ERY ATMOSPHERIC! , - PARKZ, AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, - EEP EM COMING, DON'T BE GOT DOWN IF THEY GET BAD REVIEWS! - 'VE GOT YOU REALLY BORED, - 'LL SAY A FEW WORDS (PROBABLY WORDS LIKE THE, AND, IT, COMPUTER, BRILLIANT!!) - H YES, THE CREDITS FOR THIS, ALL WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE - HARACTER SET, THE MUSIC PLAYER AND THE MUSIC BY - AZ... (EVEN THE - HE MUSIC IS WRITTEN BY - AGAR FROM THE GAME ' - IDE', AND RATHER GOOD IT IS TOO!! - F YOU DIDN'T REALISE FROM THE LITTLE MESSAGE TO - ET EARLIER, BY PRESSING CERTAIN COMBINATIONS OF CERTAIN KEYS, YOU CAN MAKE ALL SORTS OF WONDERFULL THINGS HAPPEN! (EXCITING IS IT NOT?!) - IMAN, AHH MY CODING IS SOOO WONDERFUL AND - 'M SO BRILLIANT AND - AM MAKING THIS SCROLLER SOOO BORING (EVEN MORE THAN USUAL) COS - KEEP BRAGGING ABOUT PATHETIC LITTLE THINGS THAT - CAN DO..... WELL TO LET YOU KNOW - HAVE GOT A ROTATING BIT-MAP (WHICH - ROODLE HAS ENTITLED ' - IGH-RESOLUTION MULTI-GRAPHICAL - IT-MAP ROTATIONAL INTERCHANGE' AND ALSO A LITTLE EFFECT WHICH WE NAMED ' - .' BOTH WILL BE COMING SOON!!! (BET YOU CAN'T WAIT!!) - E ALSO HAVE A BIT OF MUSIK ESPECIALLY WRITTEN CALLED ' - AT' AND WAS WRITTEN ON THE ' - ALWAY MEGA MIXING - DITOR ROUTINE THINGGYMAJIGGY' ( - . ............. AND NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BECAUSE IT IS TOO GOOD TO BE RELEASED TO YOU LOT..... (SO THERE!!) - JUST HAD TO STICK A LITTLE 'BRAGGING' IN THIS TIME!! ( - OTHERS DO A LITTLE BRAGGING!(NOTICE THE - DIDN'T UPSET YOU TOO MUCH (HEHE)!! HAS - IMAN EXPLAINED YET?? - LSO GREETINSKY TO - IZZY FOR BEING SO CARE-FREE!!! - OW ONTO BETTER(ISH) THINGS!..... ( - AM NOT AT ALL USED TO THINKING OF SCROLLIE TEXT(FROO USUALLY DOES IT!!)) - Y THE WAY, ARE YOU READING THE - OP OR BOTTOM.... - F YOU ARE READING THE TOP THEN - ONGRATULATION'S ON BEING ABLE TO STAND ON YOUR HEAD AND READ AT THE SAME LEVEL OF MONITOR/ - . AND THEREFORE IN THEORY BE ABLE TO LEVITATE, IF YOU ARE READING THE BOTTOM THEN...... WELL AREN'T YOU A NORMAL NETTING PERSON? (GULP GULP GULP GULP) PAUSE FOR A DRINK.......... AAHHHH, THAT'S BETTER...... AH - FORGOT A HELLO!! - ROODLE (ARE YOU HAVING A NICE HOLIDAY??) - WAS HAVING A LOOK AT SOME OF THE OLDER DEMO'S THAT - HAVEN'T GOT ROUND TO SCRATCHING YET...... - ESUS SOME OF THEM STILL KNOCK THE SPOTS OF THE THINGS DONE BY THESE PEOPLE LIKE THAT - PHINX GUY..... (IE; THEY ARE ORIGINAL AND DON'T JUST HAVE 58 SCROLLERS IN ALL DIRECTIONS THAT BECOME TOTALLY UNREADABLE ANYWAY AND THEREFORE ARE ONLY INTENDED TO MAKE THE CODER LOOK AMAZING!!) DEMO'S LIKE.... UURRMMM.... URRMM.... HANG ON - 'LL REMEMBER THE NAMES OF THEM IN A MINUTE...... - IVE IS ONE OF THEM, NOW THAT IS A GOOD DEMO!! - OG-STANDARD UNTIL YO MOVE THE JOYSTICK ABOUT AND GET HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT POSSIBLE COLOUR BARS, GETTING RID OF HALF THE BIT-MAP SMOOTHLY ETC; AND WELL LITTLE THINGS LIKE THE DISK LIGHT AND 'SQUEEZY MODE'! - HEHE .... ANOTHER ONE - ALWAYS LIKED AND WATCHED WAS ' - PIDEY, IT WAS SIMPLE IN DESIGN BUT STILL WELL GOOD WITH THE THINGS TO DO, NO - 'S JUST A SIMPLE AND VERY EFFECTIVE CHARACTER SCREEN OR THREE, SOME OF HUBBARDS BEST MUSIC DIFFERENT SPRITE PATTERNS (INCLUDING BOP TO THE MUSIC) AND A CHOICE OF DISABLED BORDER'S OR NOT OR EVEN CHANGING THE SCREEN COLOUR.... JUST LUV IT!! ANOTHER THING - LIKE TO SEE IS REAL GOOD ANIMATIONS THAT DON'T TAKE UP A LOT OF DISK SPACE... LIKE - OB STEPHENSON... A FULL SCREEN 5 (OR SO) FRAME ANIMATION OF - EADROOM (WHICH IS REALLY QUITE SMOOTH AS WELL).... WELL THAT'S THE LAST OF MY REMINICESES(!?) THIS TIME.... NOW ONTO MODERNTIMES..... A - OKE TO WAKE YOU UP..! - WO FARMERS DRINKING, AND ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER: " - OW IS IT YOUR STOCK BREED SO WELL, AND MINE ARE HARDLY BREEDING AT ALL?" - HE OTHER ONE EXPLAINED THAT HE WAS GETTING SOME SPECIAL SEX-PILLS FROM THE - ET TO GIVE TO THE ANIMALS. " - EX-PILLS, WHAT THEY BE? - HAT'S IN THEM?" " - DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN 'EM, BUT THEY TASTE LIKE PEPPERMINTS." HEHE TWO MORE JUST TO AWAKEN YOU FULLY!! - 'DIFFICULT' SCHOOLGIRL OF FIFTEEN WAS SENT TO A - SYCHOLOGIST, WHO ASKED HER A NUMBER OF VERY PERSONAL QUESTIONS. - E WAS SURE THAT 'SEX' LAY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TROUBLE, AND ASKED HER: " - O YOU SUFFER FROM SEXY OR EROTIC DREAMS?" " - ERTAINLY NOT!" " - RE YOU SURE?" " - UITE SURE, IN FACT, - ENJOY THEM." (AHEM!) AND THE LAST ONE....... - WORKING GIRL WHO APPLIED FOR A JOB AT A BIG FACTORY WAS TOLD TO FILL IN THE USUAL FORM CALLING FOR NAME, ADDRESS, AGE, ETC; - HE BROUGHT IT BACK AND UNDER THE HEADING ' - OUR TIMES A WEEK.' - OW THAT YOU THINK - AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER PERVERT... - WILL PROVE YOU WRONG - IGHT THAT'S ABOUT 6 - THINK THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH REALLY!! - HOPE IT HAS KEPT YOU 'OCCUPIED' FOR THE FULL GOING OF THE MUSIC (THAT'S WHY - MADE IT AS LONG AS IT IS!!) AARRGGGHHH OH SHITE - FORGOT SOMEONE ELSE IN THE - ELLO'S SO A HELLO AND A GOODBYE TO - NORK!! AND WITH THAT FINAL NOTE ('TING'!) - BID YOU FAREWELL.......... ( - UM DE DUM DE DUM)!! ( - HY ARE WE WAITING? WE ARE UURGGHH.. COFF COFF!!) - OT, SO YOU ARE STILL THERE.....? - 
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