Buffoonery by Newness
> READ CURRENT MESSAGE - > WRITE NEW MESSAGE - - VERSION 1.0 BY.... - MATT'/TOUR DE FUTURE - 1 SLIM PL - CABRAMATTA 2166 - MUSIC... MIKE/FAME NSW AUSTRALIA - PACKER.. MATCHAM - TO USE... 1. TYPE TEXT ON SCREEN AS NORMAL, NO - CURSOR UP/DOWN IS ALLOWED, TO GO UP HIT 'HOME' & 'RETURN' DOWN TO LINE 2. HIT 'F1' TO ENTER NEXT SCREEN 3. HIT 'F3' TO END FINAL SCREEN 4. ENTER SAVE NAME AND WAIT FOR SPEED - PACKER V2 TO OPERATE AND SAVE!! - BY MATT'/TDF EXCEPT PACKER AND MUSIC!! THE LAMERS WHO THINK I RIP CODE CAN WRITE TO ME AND ILL SEND MY JC.ASS LISTING. ALSO, ROUTINE-RIPPERS - AND DIE!! -SPACE- - NEWNESS DEMO COMPO! YES WE'RE HOLDING A LITTLE COMPETITION FOR YOU TO WIN ! RULES: THE DEMO SHOULD BE JUST ONE FILE!!!! ON THE DISK ENVELOPE WRITE YOUR GROUPS NAME AND THE DEMOS NAME TOO!! NO RIPPINGS ARE ALOUD!! (EXCEPT MUZAK) AND OFCOURSE LAMER, NO BASIC!!!!!! SPACE - PRIZEZ: THE DEMO WITH WEIRDEST NAME WINS: RUKS GIGADATASETTE WITH R.W.L.I.F.U (RUK WILL LOAD IT FOR YOU) AND AND THE WEIRDEST CONTRIBUTIONS SPACE - THE COOLEST DEMO WINS: RUKS MEGA AUTOFIRE AND THE COOLEST CONTRIBUTIONS SPACE - THE WORST ATTEMPT WINS: A SPECIAL DEISGNED JOYSTICK CHEERILY NAMED NEJ-TAC AND THE WORST CONTRIBUTIONS SPACE - SEND YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO: RUK P-A BACKSTROM UPPFORSBACKEN 2L 910 24 OBBOLA SWEDEN OR BOND LENNART MARKLUND PL 429 910 24 OBBOLA SWEDEN SPACE - THE JURY CONSITS OF THE FOLLOWING LADS: RUK,BOND,GREVE DRUT,TTS,THE WEASEL,SAI, DARWIN,MC HACK,BYTEHUNTER,DR.J.,LORD PEE DEADLINE: 89-10-31 (RUKS BIRTHDAY) MEMBERS OF THE JURY MUST NOT COMPETE! PS! JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO DS! SWAP DEMOS,UTILS,VHS WITH RUK!! END -
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- THIS MUSIC WAS MADE BY FIRE EAGLE/SOEDESOFT IN 1988 AND IT WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO BE IN 'ARTAX' BUT THE FUCKING COOL IKARI BUILT IT INTO THIS GAME..... - THIS MUSIC WAS MADE BY FIRE EAGLE/SOEDESOFT IN 1988 AND IT WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO BE IN 'ARTAX' BUT THE FUCKING COOL IKARI BUILT IT INTO THIS GAME..... - 
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- - - ^A GOODEVENING FOLKS ^C THIS PART WAS CODED BY MR.BOND! HE ALSO MADE THIS 2X2 CHARSET AND THE LOGOTYPE. ^B ? ^E BARF! GLURK! BJONK?! ^D IT'S BORING TO WRITE SCROLLS! ^A ^C ...BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS I WANT TO SAY (WRITE) ANYWAY! FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO THANK THE WEASEL OF DELUSION, BECAUSE HE'S SWAPPING WITH ONE OF THIS PLANETS WORST SWAPPERS!!! (ME) BY THE WAY... HE TOLD ME THAT HE WROTE TO A GROUP NAMED "RE ACTION" AND THEY ASKED HIM IF WE WANTED TO JOIN THEM... THE WEASEL SAID HE DIDN'T KNOW AND HE ASKED IF THEY WANTED TO JOIN US, BUT THEY SAID NO. I THINK THAT THAT'S A PITY BECAUSE WE NEED NEW MEMBERS. ^D THERE'S LOT OF WORK LEFT BEFORE THIS DEMO IS READY, BUT THERE HAVEN'T BEEN TOO MANY PROBLEMS SO FAR..... AND I HOPE THERE WON'T BE ANY PROBLEMS EITHER!!! ^E ^D ^C ^B HOPE YOU LIKE THIS DEMO... ^C AND NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO WRITE.... ^B WELL, I JUST HAVE TO CONTINUE.... OR? YES... ^D ALRIGHT THEN!! ^C THE SUN SHINES AND MY WATCH SAYS 3 O'CLOCK PM IT'S A NICE DAY AND I'VE BEEN READING "GASTON" FRANQUIN IS REALLY A COOL DUDE!! "GASTON" IS SO FUNNY!!!! AND IT'S SO WELL DRAWN! ^D IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT, THEN GET IT!! ^C ^B ^A ^B ^C IN THIS PART I'VE USED A ROUTINE CALLED "DIQV"!!! WHAT IS "DIQV"? IT STANDS FOR "DIFFERENT I.Q. VALUE" AND I INVENTED IT...^D IF YOU PUT A VALUE THAT'S GREATER THAN 4F IN DC1A AND THEN YOU MAKE A JSR F349 WHEN D012 IS LESS THAN 02 YOU'LL GET A NEW VALUE IN X. NOW PUT X INTO A DYZP AND ADD 4 CYCELS TO THE TIMING AT A4 ^E MAKE A JSR BF0C AND ENJOY THE DIQV!!! GET IT? ^D ^A ^C HA HA HA!!! I'M JUST JOKING!!! YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME, DID YA!! ENOUGH OF THIS KIND OF CRAP! ^F C.U. ^E ^D ^C ^B ^A ^C MR. BOND OF