Tomcat Again by Frightnight
AAAAAAAAAA - - S - - YOOHOO! FIRST A HINT FOR YOU!GRAB YOUR JOYSTICK II AND SHAKE IT LEFT'N RIGHT AND UP'N DOWN TO 'COUZ FX! HERE IS THE PROGRAMMER OF DIS! WE HAVE A REAL BIG PROBLEM : WE NEED NEW MEMBERS - STATUS (TILL NOW) : - THE TOMCAT (PROGRAMMER(WHO DID DIS!),A LITTLE BIT OF SWAPPING (BUT I HOPE TO FIX THIS,SO CONTACT ME FOR INTROS,NEW STUFF AND JOKES: TT 543 POSTLAGERND 2950 LEER WESTERN GERMANY!),TRASHER(WE ALL LOVE METAL!),BANGER AND ALCOHOLIC!) - CRAIG 2001 (AMIGA-C-64 SWAPPER (HE'S THE ONLY 1 IN OUR GROUP TILL NOW WHO IS A STINKIN' POSER 'N POPPER!DON'T MIND - OH!I MEAN EXORCIST (AEHM!C-64 SCHINDER 'N SWAPPER!TRASHER,BANGER AND A LITTLE BIT OF ALCOHOLIC(NOT SO MANY,YOU KNOW?),BUT HE'S A VERY GOOD GOEBELIST (HAE,HAE - ; THAT WAZ STEELER. HE WANTS TO WRITE THE FSDSHJOUHG656YG323 - &"MAN GEH ENDLICH MAL WEG !!" EGWSHAEHA - + SO NOW I GIVE OVER TO STEALER (DER DIEB, CHAE!") - .1 BUMS,RUMS,PLUMS - G0 ! (HE'S DEAD) - .SO, HERE I AM - YES, I FINALLY MANAGED IT TO TYPE ON THIS TRASHING MACHINE. TOMCAT ISN'T ANY MORE. I THINK IT'S HARD TO SURVIVE A JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW OF A 1 - FEED TALL BUILDING. I'M JUST THINKING WHERE EXORCIST IS. OH, THERE'S COMING A STRANGE SOUND FROM THE U.R.O. (UEBELRIECHENDES OBJEKT(KLO)). SOUNDS JUST LIKE HIM. BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO BRING YOU OUR CONTACTADRESSES (ALTHOUGH I THINK THAT AFTER THIS SHITTALKING NONE WANTS TO CONTACT US). SO NOW FIRST THE ADRESS OF EXORCIST: PLK OO9884 D - .= TOMCAT: TT 543 POSTLAGERND - .: AND AT LAST (BUT FIRST) - 3 ME, STEELER: PLK OO9883 D 2950 LEER (W.-GERMANY) - DON'T MIND WHEN HIS SISTER (ELKE) IS ON THE PHONE. SHE ALWAYS TALKS SHIT LIKE FUCKING COWS (AND I REALLY MEAN FUCKING !!). - .7 YA CAN CONTACT US FOR: - +! WHAT'S THAT NOISE COMING FROM THE DOOR ? - . OH,OH!SOMEBODY OPENS THE DOOR!THE CORPS? HAA - .6 RUMPS,PLUMPS,BUMPS! - 7HAE,HAE!THIS IS MY REVENGE!HERE'S TOMCAT AGAIN AND I SMASHED STEELER TO HELL(I HOPE)! I HOPE HE HADN'T NERVED YOU SO MUCH AS HE DID WHEN I PROGRAMMED DIS! NOW LET'S TALK 'BOUT SEX,DRUGS AND HELMUT KOHL! HE'S A STINKIN' ASSHOLE SO WE MUST GIVE A BIG THANK TO FILL OF EXACT FOR PROGRAMMING - KOHL-DIKTATOR II - BUT WHO CARES? IN GERMANY EVERYONE CAN BE THE PRESIDENT WHEN HIS WEIGHT IS MORE THAN THAT OF AN ELEPHANT - DRUGS: EH, MAN STOP THAT FUCKIN SHIT! SAY NO TO DRUGS! THEY DESTROY YOUR LIVE! - SEX: IS GOOD, BUT ONLY IF YA USE A CONDOME! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! STOP AIDS - 'CAUSE KILLING IS HIS (THE VIRUS'S) BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS GOOD - NOW WE WANT TO ERZAEHL YOU A MAERCHEN!ONCE UBUTTER A TEIM AEGO GAHB ES A LAUS! IT LEBTE ON EINEM DOG WELCHER SEHR STINKTE! SO IT BESCHLOSS ZU FIX THIS! IT SPRANG FROM DEM DOG UND TRAMPTE STRAIGHT TO PARIS,UM A FLAESCHCHEN PARFUEM ZU HOLEN! THEN IT TRAMPTE ZURUECK AND BESPRUEHTE THE HUND!BUT THE HUND SCHRIE : HOER UP,DU FUCKIN' MISTLAUS!SONST ICH TRETEN DICH IN DIE EIER! THE LAUS ABER MADE WEITER.THEN THE HUND WURDE IT TO BUNT AND TRAT TO! HE DIDN'T TRAF THE LAUS AND STATTDESSEN LANDETE HIS PFOTE IN THE FAMILY'S KRONJUWELEN OF HIS MASTER! SEIN MASTER TOOK A BEIL AND SCHLUG DEM DOG DEN HEAD AB.THEN HE SAID : THIS FUCKIN' OLD 'N STINKENDER HUND COME ME SCHON IMMER SO VOR ALSOP HE SCHWUL WAER - VON THAT DAY AN LEBTE THE LAUS IN - YOOHOO! FIRST A HINT FOR YOU!GRAB YOUR JOYSTICK II AND SHAKE IT LEFT'N RIGHT AND UP'N DOWN TO 'COUZ FX! HERE IS THE PROGRAMMER OF DIS! WE HAVE A REAL BIG PROBLEM : WE NEED NEW MEMBERS !!!!!STATUS (TILL NOW) : - THE TOMCAT (PROGRAMMER(WHO DID DIS!),A LITTLE BIT OF SWAPPING (BUT I HOPE TO FIX THIS,SO CONTACT ME FOR INTROS,NEW STUFF AND JOKES: TT 543 POSTLAGERND 2950 LEER WESTERN GERMANY!),TRASHER(WE ALL LOVE METAL!),BANGER AND ALCOHOLIC!) - CRAIG 2001 (AMIGA-C-64 SWAPPER (HE'S THE ONLY 1 IN OUR GROUP TILL NOW WHO IS A STINKIN' POSER 'N POPPER!DON'T MIND.......)) - KOHL-DIKTATOR II - ! ... BUT WHO CARES? IN GERMANY EVERYONE CAN BE THE PRESIDENT WHEN HIS WEIGHT IS MORE THAN THAT OF AN ELEPHANT!!! ... DRUGS: EH, MAN STOP THAT FUCKIN SHIT! SAY NO TO DRUGS! THEY DESTROY YOUR LIVE! ... SEX: IS GOOD, BUT ONLY IF YA USE A CONDOME! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! STOP AIDS !!!! 'CAUSE KILLING IS HIS (THE VIRUS'S) BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS GOOD ...!!! - NOW WE WANT TO ERZAEHL YOU A MAERCHEN!ONCE UBUTTER A TEIM AEGO GAHB ES A LAUS! IT LEBTE ON EINEM DOG WELCHER SEHR STINKTE! SO IT BESCHLOSS ZU FIX THIS! IT SPRANG FROM DEM DOG UND TRAMPTE STRAIGHT TO PARIS,UM A FLAESCHCHEN PARFUEM ZU HOLEN! THEN IT TRAMPTE ZURUECK AND BESPRUEHTE THE HUND!BUT THE HUND SCHRIE : HOER UP,DU FUCKIN' MISTLAUS!SONST ICH TRETEN DICH IN DIE EIER! THE LAUS ABER MADE WEITER.THEN THE HUND WURDE IT TO BUNT AND TRAT TO! HE DIDN'T TRAF THE LAUS AND STATTDESSEN LANDETE HIS PFOTE IN THE FAMILY'S KRONJUWELEN OF HIS MASTER! SEIN MASTER TOOK A BEIL AND SCHLUG DEM DOG DEN HEAD AB.THEN HE SAID : THIS FUCKIN' OLD 'N STINKENDER HUND COME ME SCHON IMMER SO VOR ALSOP HE SCHWUL WAER!!! VON THAT DAY AN LEBTE THE LAUS IN THE HAIR VON SEINEM MASTER,DOCH DA STANK ES NOCH WORSER ALSO ........ - THAT'S ALL,PHOLX! (TO BE CONTINUED!!) - FIRST A REALLY GROOVY THING!WE - !HEY,TAKASHI!HOPE U LIKE THIS DEMO!PLEASE SEND US A BIG X-AMPLE-CHAR FOR OUR INTRO!X-AMPLE STATUS: CHAP BIZARRE - STEPHEN TAYLOR - MAGIC LAW(HEY,NEIGHBOURS!) - COMPUTED DREAMS.... AMIGA : EPI - STEELER OF FRIGHTNIGHT ! FOR HOT VIDEOS CONTACT STEELER,TOO! NOW WE SMASH OUR MOSHIN' HANDSHAKES OUT OF THE DARKNESS INTO THE LIGHT (FRIGHTNIGHT'S AND X-AMPLE'S MIXED)! NOW (IN NO SLIMY ORDER).......... STYLE ROUGE - THE SINISTER REALM - AUDION INDUSTRIES - NEW ORDER INT. - THE HOT FORCE (YOHO!SORRY,BUT WE HAVE FOUND A GROUP!WE ARE NOW IN - MOSH (IT UP TONIGHT?!?) - THE MAFIA TEAM - THE DESTINY CREW - WOT(IS UP TONIGHT?!?) - MADONNA ASSOCIATION - THE NEW FASHION '47 - THE SYS INDUSTRIE - TIGER CRACKIN ASSOCIATION - THE LIVING LEGEND - THE LIGHTNINGS - THE SOFTHUNTERS - SHINING 8(COOL DEMOS) - THE AUSTRIAN EAGLE - GSG((9?!) NEXT TIME,WHEN SOMEBODY CIDNAPES A PERSON,YOU SHOULD BETTER BE 'ROUND!) - THE TWILIGHT TEAM - MR.SOFTEGG(NEW ON AMIGA!) - NINJA SOFT(TOO) AND ALL OTHERS WE HAVE FORGOTTEN ................. - - (C) THE LORDS OF SONICS - (C) THE LORDS OF SONICS -