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MODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"MEGAKEWLEX 2034!",8,1: SEARCHING FOR MEGAKEWLEX 2034! LOADING READY. RUN - / IT TOOK AN HOUR.. YE.. YEA.. YEAH... I AM SO FUCKING COOL! YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE.. YEAH THAT IS RITE! FUCK YOU LIKE THE BALLERINA! CREDITS EVERYTHING BY TEXAS ED EXCEPT FOR THE TUNE... ME IS MEGACOOLEX FX VERSION 2034 AND YOU HAVE JUST BEEN FUCKD HARD IN YOUR ASS NOW I LEAVE THIS SCROLL FOR THE LAMERZ TO STARE IN AMAZEMENT WHAT ONLY A TRUE MASTER IS ABLE TO JUST WITHIN ONE FUCKING HOUR. -
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XIAN SPRAWL OF A MAJOR CITY. IN A FE - ...TWO HORSES FOR A HUG... TWO HORSES FOR A HUG. THE MAN WALKED TO AND FRO ON THE GREY PAVEMENT TRYING TO MONGER HIS TWO HORSES FOR A HUG. WHAT HE DID NOT KNOW WAS THAT ONE OF THE HORSES WERE KING ZYRHON OF OLKOMANIA, A WEALTHY KINGDOM FAR AWAY. A COUPLE OF YEARS EARLIER HE HAD BECOME TRANSFORMED INTO A HORSE DUE TO A SEVERE EARTHQUAKE. NOWADAYS HE SPENT HIS DAYS GRAZING THE LAWN OF A BITTER LAWYER IN THE SUBURBIAN SPRAWL OF A MAJOR CITY. IN A FEW MINUTES HOWEVER, THE SPELL WILL BE BROKEN AND KING ZYRHON WILL ONCE AGAIN BECOME A MAN. THIS WAS A FACT THAT THE BITTER LAWYER NOT WAS AWARE OF, AND BECAUSE OF THIS HE MADE HIS LIFES MISTAKE WHEN HE GAVE HIS TWO HORSES FORA HUG TO A YOUNG LADY. HE WANTED SOME SWEET SWEET LOVE, BUT INSTEAD HE WOULD BECOME EVEN MORE BITTER. WHEN THE YOUNG LADY HAD REACHED THE SUBWAY WITH HER TWO NEW FRIENDS A CLOUD OF BLUEISH SMOKE CAME OUT OF THE HORSES ARSE,AND VOILA!, KING ZYRHON REGAINEDHIS SHAPE OF A BEAUTIFUL MAN IN HIS PRIME YEARS. AT FIRST THE YOUNG LADY BLUSHED AT THE SIGHT OF A NAKED MAN NEXT TO A NAKED HORSE IN THE SUBWAY, AT PEAK HOURS. BUT SOON SHE REALIZED THAT THIS MAN WAS THE LOVE OF HER LIFE SHE HURRIED HOME WITH HIM, BEFOREHE HAD HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF TO THE YOUNG LADY. AFTER A FEW HOURS OF SWEET SWEET LOVE THOUGH, SHE HAD BECOME AWARE OF THAT (1) SHE WAS NOW TO BECOME A QUEEN IN THE LAND OLKOMANIA, AND (2) NOT ALL PARTS OF KING ZYRHONS BODY HAD BECOME HUMAN AFTER THE SPELL WAS REMOVED. SHE THANKED THE EARTHQUAKE FOR THIS FACT. THE TWO MOVED TO KING ZYRHONS CASTLE IN OLKOMANIA SHORT AFTER THAT. THE STORY SAYS THAT THEY PRODUCED A WHOLE LOT OF DEMOS. THE BITTER LAWYER FELL IN LOVE IN THE OTHER HORSE. HE FOUND HIS OLD FRIEND AMBLE AROUND IN THE SUBWAY ONE DAY AFTER WORK. THEY MOVED TO A ROOF OF ONE OF THE SKYSCRAPERS IN TOWN, WHERE THEY GREW ALL THEY NEEDED FOR SURVIVAL. THE LAWYER NEVER AGAIN SHOWED UP AT HIS WORK. ZYRON EST FART, AKA ZYRON I FARTEN 2 (ZYRON IN SPEED 2) RELEASED BY CODERS WITH ATTITUDE (C.W.A.) AT LCP 2004 IN LINK0PING, SUEDE. ALLCODING ACHIEVED BY OXIDY OF WRATH. MUZAK BY ZZAP69 OF NONAME AND NOICE. GRAPHIC ODOUR AND SMELLY TEXT BY MACX OF ONSLAUGHT AND NONAME. MAY THE FORCES OF EVIL BE AT YOUR SIDE. - - MKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - #GREY PAVEMENT GRYING)4M -
MON BELIEFS IN THE KINGDOM OF MARYJANE W - A SNAPSHOT: ZYRON IN THE SPEED. THE STORY GOES AS FOLLOWS... IN THE KINGDOM OF MARYJANE LIVED A COUPLE OF FELLOWS CALLED MICE. THEY WERE SMALL AND USUALLY THE GROWNUPS DIDNT PAY THEM ANY ATTENTION. MICE LIVED THEIR LIFE AND GROWNUPS ANOTHER LIFE. IT HAD BEEN LIKE THIS FOREVER AND EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE THAT. THIS STORY IS ABOUT HOW THE COMMON BELIEFS IN THE KINGDOM OF MARYJANE WAS PROVEN WRONG. IT WAS IN THE AUTUMN OF THE YEAR WHICH IS POPULARLY KNOWN AS MULKAMULKA. THE KING (WHICH REALLY WASNT AN ARISTOCRAT, BUT A LOCAL PEASANT WHOM THE PEOPLE THOUGHT WOULD BE A GOOD RULER) WAS OUT HAVING A STROLL IN ANY OF THE HUGHE GARDENS WHICH SURROUNDED THE SMALL TOWN OF LINE. AS HE AMBLED HE CAME ACROSS A SMALL TREE THAT HAD FALLEN DOWN ON THE PATH. NOW ONE COULD BELIEVE THAT A KING WOULD BE AFRAID OF HARD LABOUR, BUT AS THE KING USED TO BE A PEASANT THIS WAS OFCOURSE WRONG. HE LIKED TO BE SEEN AS A NORMAL PERSON, HENCE HE ACTED LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. ALL THE PEOPLE CALLED HIM PENPAL INSTEAD OF MARYJANE THE ALMIGHTY. AS THE TREE WAS LYING INFRONT OF HIM, THE KING DECIDED TO ENTER IT TO DISCOVER WHAT IT ENCLOSED. AND AS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY UNDERSTOOD, OFCOURSE THE KING STUMBLED UPON MICE. A COUPLE OF DAYS PASSED AND THE KINGS WIFE MORTIMER STARTED TO WONDER WHERE HIS HUSBAND THE KING HAD GONE. HE WASNT WORRIED AS THE KING USUALLY WENT FOR LONG STROLLS IN THE GARDENS. BUT WHEN THE KING DID NOT SHOW UP FOR HIS MONTHLY BIRTHDAYPARTY MORTIMER STARTED TO WONDER A BIT MORE. KING MARYJANE NEVER MISSED HIS BIRTHDAYCAKE WITH SWEET SOYCREAM AND STRAWBERRIES. MORTIMER USED HIS ZZAP TO CALL UPON ZYRON WHOM WAS LYING ON HIS ROOFTOP SMOKING SOME OF THE WEED WHO LITTLE JOHN HAD GIVEN TO HIM EARLIER THAT NIGHT. JUST AS HE GOT A MAGIC FLOWER IN HIS HEAD THE ZZAP REACHED HIM AND TOLD HIM WITH A STAMMERING VOICE THAT KING MARYJANE WAS GONE. ZYRON, AS USUAL, ACTED RELAXED AND LIT ANOTHER BONG WHICH HE HANDED TO THE ZZAP. THE ZZAP REFUSED TO SMOKE AND WALKED TO AND FRO ON THE ROOFTOP ITCHING HIS GOATBEARD. AFTER A WHILE ZYRON SAID WITH A GODGIVEN VOICE: IF YOU SCRATCH MY BACK I WILL WAKE UP ENOUGH TO START MY JOURNEY THROUGH THE MAGIC HALLUCISCOPE. A CONTEMPT ZZAP STARTED SCRATCHING ZYRONS BACK WITH HANDS AND FEET AND ZYRON (WHOM ACTUALLY HAD BOTH COUSIN-BEARS AND AND AN OLD AUNT THAT WAS A GERMAN SCHAEFER) SCREAMED OUT IN A DEEP STOMACH-YELL: OAUUUUUURGHT! THEN HE ATE THE BROWNIE AND SAW WHERE THE KING WAS. HE PACKED A SMALL RUCKSACK, TOOK HIS WALKINGSTICK AND HEADED NORTH. A SMALL BAT DECIDED TO JOIN HIM AND HUNG UPSIDE DOWN ON ZYRONS WALKINGSTICK. ZYRON PASSED THE FOREST OF OXID AND MET A SMALL MERMAID WHOM TOLD HIM OF HOW TO FIND THE FALLEN TREE. SHE PASSED A PIPE TO ZYRON WHOM DECIDED TO TAKE A REST AT MERMAIDS LITTLE COTTAGE. THEY SPENT A FEW HOURS TOGETHER TALKING ABOUT THEIR SHARED MOTHER-IN-LAW WHOM HAPPENED TO BE A FAMOUS ACTING HORSE. THE MERMAID WAVED ZYRON GOODBYE AND THE BAT DECIDED TO STAY WITH THE MERMAID AS HE WAS GIVEN SO TASTY ICECREAM MADE OUT OF OATS. OATSY! OATSY! THE BAT SCREAMED AND MERMAID MADE SOME MORE OF THE SWEET BANANA-FLAVOURED GOODNESS FOR THE LITTLE CREATURE. SOON CAME DUSK AND ZYRON CAME UPON A SMALL LOTHAR NAMED SLATOR NEXT TO A LAKE. SLATOR SPOKE A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE SO THEY TOOK A NUDESWIM SIGNING TO ONE ANOTHER WITH THEIR HANDS AND USING SOME ODD STOMACH-SOUNDS. AS ZYRON WAS ALMOST HALF-BEAR AND SLATOR FROM THE OTHER WORLD THAT WAS NOT A PROBLEM. THEY FELL ASLEEP UNDER A CLOUD AND WHEN THE LAST LIGHT WAS GONE SLATOR SPELLED OUT O-A-T-S-Y . . . AFTER A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP ZYRON POINTED OUT THE DIRECTION TO THE MERMAID FOR SLATOR AND THEN HIMSELF STRODE IN THE DIRECTION OF THE FALLEN TREE WHICH HE REACHED BY NOON. OUTSIDE A COUPLE OF TRIADS HAD THROWN APARTY TOGETHER WITH SOME WRATHS AND POTBELLIES. ZYRON MADE HIMSELF INVISIBLE AS HE WASNT ON THE MOOD FOR SERIOUS DRINKING. AS HE WAS INVISIBLE HE TOOK A CAKE FROM THE PARTY AND IN ITS PLACE HE PUT A BROWNIE. HE SNIGGERED ON THE THOUGHT OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO A TRIAD WHEN EATING A WEEDSTUFFED BROWNIE AND THEN ENTERED THE TREE. INSIDE IT WAS DARK AT FIRST, BUT THEN A PLASMAEFFECT LIT UP THE WALLS AND ZYRON UNDERSTOOD THAT HE HAD ENTERED A LONG HALL BELONGING TO MICE. HE KNEW THIS DUE TO THE SMELL OF LORKALORKA AND BECAUSE OF THE HANDLEBAR ON THE DOOR AT THE END OF THE HALL. THE MICE ALWAYS USED THEIR FEET INSTEAD OF THE COMMON GROWNUPS WAY, USING TEETH. WHEN ZYRON OPENED THE DOOR AND ENTERED IT CLOSE AND LIT BEHIND HIM. A MUSIC WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN FROM METAL SOUNDED LIKE BUBBLES AND WHEN HE LOOKED BACK AT THE DOOR HE ACTUALLY SAW BUBBLES OF DIFFERENT COLOURS EMERGING FROM THE KEYHOLE. AT FIRST ZYRON WAS AMUZED AND PLANNED TO LIT A SMALL BONG HE BROUGHT. BUT HE SOON STOPPED HIMSELF WHEN THE BUBBLES GREW A LOT IN NUMBER. ZYRON WASNT MUCH OF A MATEMATICIAN, BUT HE UNDERSTOOD THAT IF THE BUBBLES CONTINUED TO COME IN SO MANY NUMBERS THERE WOULD SOON NOT BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR HIM IN THAT ROOM. HE RAN ACROSS THE ROOM AND THIS IS WHEN THE SNAPSHOT IS TAKEN. FILLED WITH MYSTERIOUS AND SPOOKYNESS. IT CAPTURES THE FIRST TIME ZYRON ACTUALLY WAS AFRAID. IT WAS A CREEPY HAPPENING AND IT IS OFTEN TOLD AROUND THE BONEFIRES THROUGHOUT THE KINGDOM OF MARYJANE. SOME RUMOURS SAY THAT SLATOR ACTUALLY HAS DONE A TRANSLATION WHICH WOULD MAKE THE HORRORSTORY KNOWN BEYOND THE KINGDOM OF MARYJANE, PERHAPS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE OCEAM OF MALAKI. PERHAPS THE WHALES SPREAD THE STORY EVEN FURTHER. IT WOULD MAKE SENSE AS ZYRON IS SO WELLKNOWN. ZYRON THE MAGIC. I AM SURE YOU ARE INTERESTED IN WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE BUBBLE-EXPERIENCE. THE END OF THE STORY IS NOT THAT WELLKNOWN, BUT I CAN TELL YOU. ZYRON RAN A WAY FROM THE BUBBLES AND CAME INTO ANOTHER HALL. THIS ONE WAS FILLED WITH A LOT OF MICE CELEBRATING. AND IN ONE CORNER SAT THE KING MARYJANE. THE KING WAS MIGHTY HAPPY AND VERY STONED. ZYRON ASKED THE KING WHAT HAD HAPPENED AND HE TOLD HIM THAT HE MADE GREAT FRIENDS WITH THE MICE. A BOND BETWEEN THE GROWNUPS AND THE MICE NOW WAS TIED AND A BOND MADE OUT OF GOLD CANNOT BE DESTROYED. THE KING ALSO TOLD ZYRON THAT A COUPLE OF TRIADS HAD PASSED BY A FEW DAYS EARLIER AND HE TOLD THEM ABOUT THE NEWMADE FRIENDSHIP. THEY WERE VERY HAPPY AND HAD GONE OUT TO TELL THE REST OF THE KINGDOM. BUT, AS TRIADS ARE, THEY PROBABLY HADNT MADE IT VERY FAR. THE KING RECKONED SO ANYWAY. ZYRON SNIGGERED AGAIN AND NOW UNDERSTOOD THAT IT WAS TWOFFIES AND TRANZIIES HE HAD MET IN THE ROOM. THEY CAN DISSOLVE INTO BUBBLES TO COME THROUGH SMALL HOLES. HE SNIGGERED ONCE MORE WHEN HE THOUGHT OF THE TRIAD THAT BY NOW MIGHT HAVE TAKEN A BITE FROM THE BROWNIE. A FEW DAYS LATER THE KING AND ZYRON, PLUS A FEW MICE LEFT THE TREE TO TELL THE WORLD ABOUT THE NEW GROWNUP-MICE-DEAL. ZYRON FLEW HOME ON HIS WALKINGSTICK AND WHEN HE MADE IT HOME HE TURNED ON THE COMMON ODOUR TO WATCH THE FLICKERING FROM THE BLUE SCREEN. THINGS WENT BACK TO NORMAL WITH AN EXCEPTION WHICH TODAY IS TAKEN FOR GRANTED. THE PEACE BETWEEN GROWNUPS AND THE REST OF THE WORLD. THE MICE AND KING NOW OFTEN SPEND AFTERNOONS TOGETHER EATING PEAS. THE END (CODING BY OXIDY, SOUNDS BY ZZAP, PICTURE AND TEXT BY MACX . . . LCP 26TH OF JULY 2003) - - D ZYRON IN THE SPEED. - P THE STORY GOES AS FOLLOWS... - O IN THE KINGDOM OF MARYJANE LIVED A COUPLE OF FELLOWS CALLED MICE. THEY WERE SMALL AND USUALLY THE GROWNUPS DIDNT PAY THEM ANY ATTENTION. MICE LIVED THEIR LIFE AND GROWNUPS ANOTHER LIFE. - K IT HAD BEEN LIKE THIS FOREVER AND EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE THAT. - D THIS STORY IS ABOUT HOW THE COMMON BELIEFS IN THE KINGDOM OF MARYJANE WAS PROVEN WRONG. - E IT WAS IN THE AUTUMN OF THE YEAR WHICH IS POPULARLY KNOWN AS MULKAMULKA. THE KING (WHICH REALLY WASNT AN ARISTOCRAT, BUT A LOCAL PEASANT WHOM THE PEOPLE THOUGHT WOULD BE A GOOD RULER) WAS OUT HAVING A STROLL IN ANY OF THE HUGHE GARDENS WHICH SURROUNDED THE SMALL TOWN OF LINE. AS HE AMBLED HE CAME ACROSS A SMALL TREE THAT HAD FALLEN DOWN ON THE PATH. - H NOW ONE COULD BELIEVE THAT A KING WOULD BE AFRAID OF HARD LABOUR, BUT AS THE KING USED TO BE A PEASANT THIS WAS OFCOURSE WRONG. HE LIKED TO BE SEEN AS A NORMAL PERSON, HENCE HE ACTED LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. ALL THE PEOPLE CALLED HIM PENPAL INSTEAD OF MARYJANE THE ALMIGHTY. - E AS THE TREE WAS LYING INFRONT OF HIM, THE KING DECIDED TO ENTER IT TO DISCOVER WHAT IT ENCLOSED. - G AND AS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY UNDERSTOOD, OFCOURSE THE KING STUMBLED UPON MICE. - + A COUPLE OF DAYS PASSED AND THE KINGS WIFE MORTIMER STARTED TO WONDER WHERE HIS HUSBAND THE KING HAD GONE. HE WASNT WORRIED AS THE KING USUALLY WENT FOR LONG STROLLS IN THE GARDENS. - ] BUT WHEN THE KING DID NOT SHOW UP FOR HIS MONTHLY BIRTHDAYPARTY MORTIMER STARTED TO WONDER A BIT MORE. KING MARYJANE NEVER MISSED HIS BIRTHDAYCAKE WITH SWEET SOYCREAM AND STRAWBERRIES. - S MORTIMER USED HIS ZZAP TO CALL UPON ZYRON WHOM WAS LYING ON HIS ROOFTOP SMOKING SOME OF THE WEED WHO LITTLE JOHN HAD GIVEN TO HIM EARLIER THAT NIGHT. - F JUST AS HE GOT A MAGIC FLOWER IN HIS HEAD THE ZZAP REACHED HIM AND TOLD HIM WITH A STAMMERING VOICE THAT KING MARYJANE WAS GONE. - D ZYRON, AS USUAL, ACTED RELAXED AND LIT ANOTHER BONG WHICH HE HANDED TO THE ZZAP. - D THE ZZAP REFUSED TO SMOKE AND WALKED TO AND FRO ON THE ROOFTOP ITCHING HIS GOATBEARD. - D AFTER A WHILE ZYRON SAID WITH A GODGIVEN VOICE: IF YOU SCRATCH MY BACK I WILL WAKE UP ENOUGH TO START MY JOURNEY THROUGH THE MAGIC HALLUCISCOPE. A CONTEMPT ZZAP STARTED SCRATCHING ZYRONS BACK WITH HANDS AND FEET AND ZYRON (WHOM ACTUALLY HAD BOTH COUSIN-BEARS AND AND AN OLD AUNT THAT WAS A GERMAN SCHAEFER) SCREAMED OUT IN A DEEP STOMACH-YELL: OA - S THEN HE ATE THE BROWNIE AND SAW WHERE THE KING WAS. HE PACKED A SMALL RUCKSACK, TOOK HIS WALKINGSTICK AND HEADED NORTH. A SMALL BAT DECIDED TO JOIN HIM AND HUNG UPSIDE DOWN ON ZYRONS WALKINGSTICK. - P ZYRON PASSED THE FOREST OF OXID AND MET A SMALL MERMAID WHOM TOLD HIM OF HOW TO FIND THE FALLEN TREE. - F SHE PASSED A PIPE TO ZYRON WHOM DECIDED TO TAKE A REST AT MERMAIDS LITTLE COTTAGE. THEY SPENT A FEW HOURS TOGETHER TALKING ABOUT THEIR SHARED MOTHER-IN-LAW WHOM HAPPENED TO BE A FAMOUS ACTING HORSE. THE MERMAID WAVED ZYRON GOODBYE AND THE BAT DECIDED TO STAY WITH THE MERMAID AS HE WAS GIVEN SO TASTY ICECREAM MADE OUT OF OATS. - D OATSY! OATSY! THE BAT SCREAMED AND MERMAID MADE SOME MORE OF THE SWEET BANANA-FLAVOURED GOODNESS FOR THE LITTLE CREATURE. - M SOON CAME DUSK AND ZYRON CAME UPON A SMALL LOTHAR NAMED SLATOR NEXT TO A LAKE. SLATOR SPOKE A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE SO THEY TOOK A NUDESWIM SIGNING TO ONE ANOTHER WITH THEIR HANDS AND USING SOME ODD STOMACH-SOUNDS. AS ZYRON WAS ALMOST HALF-BEAR AND SLATOR FROM THE OTHER WORLD THAT WAS NOT A PROBLEM. - E THEY FELL ASLEEP UNDER A CLOUD AND WHEN THE LAST LIGHT WAS GONE SLATOR SPELLED OUT O-A-T-S-Y . . . AFTER A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP ZYRON POINTED OUT THE DIRECTION TO THE MERMAID FOR SLATOR AND THEN HIMSELF STRODE IN THE DIRECTION OF THE FALLEN TREE WHICH HE REACHED BY NOON. OUTSIDE A COUPLE OF TRIADS HAD THROWN APARTY TOGETHER WITH SOME WRATHS AND POTBELLIES. ZYRON MADE HIMSELF INVISIBLE AS HE WASNT ON THE MOOD FOR SERIOUS DRINKING. AS HE WAS INVISIBLE HE TOOK A CAKE FROM THE PARTY AND IN ITS PLACE HE PUT A BROWNIE. - D HE SNIGGERED ON THE THOUGHT OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO A TRIAD WHEN EATING A WEEDSTUFFED BROWNIE AND THEN ENTERED THE TREE. - L INSIDE IT WAS DARK AT FIRST, BUT THEN A PLASMAEFFECT LIT UP THE WALLS AND ZYRON UNDERSTOOD THAT HE HAD ENTERED A LONG HALL BELONGING TO MICE. HE KNEW THIS DUE TO THE SMELL OF LORKALORKA AND BECAUSE OF THE HANDLEBAR ON THE DOOR AT THE END OF THE HALL. THE MICE ALWAYS USED THEIR FEET INSTEAD OF THE COMMON GROWNUPS WAY, USING TEETH. WHEN ZYRON OPENED THE DOOR AND ENTERED IT CLOSE AND LIT BEHIND HIM. A MUSIC WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN FROM METAL SOUNDED LIKE BUBBLES AND WHEN HE LOOKED BACK AT THE DOOR HE ACTUALLY SAW BUBBLES OF DIFFERENT COLOURS EMERGING FROM THE KEYHOLE. AT FIRST ZYRON WAS AMUZED AND PLANNED TO LIT A SMALL BONG HE BROUGHT. BUT HE SOON STOPPED HIMSELF WHEN THE BUBBLES GREW A LOT IN NUMBER. - D ZYRON WASNT MUCH OF A MATEMATICIAN, BUT HE UNDERSTOOD THAT IF THE BUBBLES CONTINUED TO COME IN SO MANY NUMBERS THERE WOULD SOON NOT BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR HIM IN THAT ROOM. HE RAN ACROSS THE ROOM AND THIS IS WHEN THE SNAPSHOT IS TAKEN. FILLED WITH MYSTERIOUS AND SPOOKYNESS. IT CAPTURES THE FIRST TIME ZYRON ACTUALLY WAS AFRAID. IT WAS A CREEPY HAPPENING AND IT IS OFTEN TOLD AROUND THE BONEFIRES THROUGHOUT THE KINGDOM OF MARYJANE. SOME RUMOURS SAY THAT SLATOR ACTUALLY HAS DONE A TRANSLATION WHICH WOULD MAKE THE HORRORSTORY KNOWN BEYOND THE KINGDOM OF MARYJANE, PERHAPS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE OCEAM OF MALAKI. - D PERHAPS THE WHALES SPREAD THE STORY EVEN FURTHER. IT WOULD MAKE SENSE AS ZYRON IS SO WELLKNOWN. ZYRON THE MAGIC. - N I AM SURE YOU ARE INTERESTED IN WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE BUBBLE-EXPERIENCE. THE END OF THE STORY IS NOT THAT WELLKNOWN, BUT I CAN TELL YOU. - D ZYRON RAN A WAY FROM THE BUBBLES AND CAME INTO ANOTHER HALL. THIS ONE WAS FILLED WITH A LOT OF MICE CELEBRATING. AND IN ONE CORNER SAT THE KING MARYJANE. THE KING WAS MIGHTY HAPPY AND VERY STONED. ZYRON ASKED THE KING WHAT HAD HAPPENED AND HE TOLD HIM THAT HE MADE GREAT FRIENDS WITH THE MICE. A BOND BETWEEN THE GROWNUPS AND THE MICE NOW WAS TIED AND A BOND MADE OUT OF GOLD CANNOT BE DESTROYED. - G THE KING ALSO TOLD ZYRON THAT A COUPLE OF TRIADS HAD PASSED BY A FEW DAYS EARLIER AND HE TOLD THEM ABOUT THE NEWMADE FRIENDSHIP. THEY WERE VERY HAPPY AND HAD GONE OUT TO TELL THE REST OF THE KINGDOM. BUT, AS TRIADS ARE, THEY PROBABLY HADNT MADE IT VERY FAR. THE KING RECKONED SO ANYWAY. ZYRON SNIGGERED AGAIN AND NOW UNDERSTOOD THAT IT WAS TWOFFIES AND TRANZIIES HE HAD MET IN THE ROOM. THEY CAN DISSOLVE INTO BUBBLES TO COME THROUGH SMALL HOLES. HE SNIGGERED ONCE MORE WHEN HE THOUGHT OF THE TRIAD THAT BY NOW MIGHT HAVE TAKEN A BITE FROM THE BROWNIE. A FEW DAYS LATER THE KING AND ZYRON, PLUS A FEW MICE LEFT THE TREE TO TELL THE WORLD ABOUT THE NEW GROWNUP-MICE-DEAL. - D ZYRON FLEW HOME ON HIS WALKINGSTICK AND WHEN HE MADE IT HOME HE TURNED ON THE COMMON ODOUR TO WATCH THE FLICKERING FROM THE BLUE SCREEN. - E THINGS WENT BACK TO NORMAL WITH AN EXCEPTION WHICH TODAY IS TAKEN FOR GRANTED. THE PEACE BETWEEN GROWNUPS AND THE REST OF THE WORLD. - D THE MICE AND KING NOW OFTEN SPEND AFTERNOONS TOGETHER EATING PEAS. - ^ (CODING BY OXIDY, SOUNDS BY ZZAP, PICTURE AND TEXT BY MACX . . . LCP 26TH OF JULY 2003) -