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Mr Men 2000 by Art Ravers

Mr Men 2000 by Art Ravers

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - RIGINAL IDEA BY - ROGRAMMING AND DESIGN BY - AVERS 2000 - RESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.. - DNDBQHDNDO_^BNHB - DNDBQHDNDO_^BNHB - HO WANTS TO SEE THE - HO WANTS TO SEE THE - OU WILL BE PRESENTED WITH A SERIES - OF SILHOUETTES OF THE - 1 TO PHONE A FRIEND, WHO WILL - TELL YOU SOME OF THE COLOURS OF THE - AN, AND MAKE A GUESS - (SHOWN IN RED). - 3 FOR A LIFELINE, WHICH JUST - MAKES A GUESS (SHOWN IN RED). - 5 FOR A 50/50, WHICH WILL - ELIMINATE TWO OF THE WRONG ANSWERS. - RESS ANY KEY TO PLAY.. - RIGINAL IDEA BY - ROGRAMMING AND DESIGN BY - RESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.. - DNDBQHDNDO_^BNHB - HO WANTS TO SEE THE - HO WANTS TO SEE THE - OU WILL BE PRESENTED WITH A SERIES - OF SILHOUETTES OF THE - 1 TO PHONE A FRIEND, WHO WILL - TELL YOU SOME OF THE COLOURS OF THE - AN, AND MAKE A GUESS - (SHOWN IN RED). - 3 FOR A LIFELINE, WHICH JUST - MAKES A GUESS (SHOWN IN RED). - 5 FOR A 50/50, WHICH WILL - ELIMINATE TWO OF THE WRONG ANSWERS. - RESS ANY KEY TO PLAY.. - RIGINAL IDEA BY - ROGRAMMING AND DESIGN BY -

Mr Men 2000 by Art Ravers

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South Park 2 by Art Ravers

- HE POOR KID WHO DIES - - OD AND SCHOOL COOK - - - OO - - UMB POLICEMAN - - EACHER - WITH - - - AFFER - - RIP - - OY - D"E M K L QSR3K L DREPF0W0 - "C G"H G"H PSP3T"U - A"B I"J N OSO3S"V ARBPA2B0Y0 - THE FOUR KIDS ARE WAITING FOR A UFO TO LAND IN SOUTH PARK ONE BY ONE THEY ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS EXCEPT KENNY WHO IS LEFT ALONE KENNY WAITS TILL DAWN FOR HIS FRIENDS TO RETURN THEN WALKS HOME ALONE - ATE ONE NIGHT IN - - N D - HIS DEMO IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF: - THE FEMALE VOICE OF - ARK WHO TOOK HER OWN LIFE IN - OVEMBER 1999 - (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE) - IGNPOST - - ID - - ID - - - HE POOR KID WHO DIES - - OD AND SCHOOL COOK - - - OO - - UMB POLICEMAN - - EACHER - WITH - - - AFFER - - RIP - - OY - - IRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY - - ILM EDITOR - - PECIAL EFFECTS PRODUCED BY - - -LOADING - - LGORITHIMS - - ICTURE DISPLAY - - ADE ROUTINE - - HARACTER SETS - - NIMATION - - RIGINAL SCORE CREATED BY - - ECORDED WITH - - - T - - '99RECORDED WITH - V7 - HEME - '99RECORDED WITH - V7 WITH THANKS TO - FOR THE ORIGINALS - HEME - - - ISION - A REGISTERED TRADING NAME OF - ACHINES - AND ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE THE CREATION OF - TONE - ENTRAL - STEREO SOUND IN SELECTED THEATRES - O ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKINGOF THIS DEMO, AS CERTIFIED BY THE - SSOCIATION. - C 1999 - ILMS - HIS COMPUTER DEMO IS PROTECTED UNDER ALL CIVIL AND COPYRIGHT LAWS. - HE ILLEGAL SALE AND RE-DISTRIBUTION OR BROADCASTING OF THIS DEMO IS PROHIBITED AND ANY INFRINGEMENT WILL RESULT IN THE BREAKING OF A FEW LEGS, A PUNCH IN THE NOSE OR A RITUAL DISEMBOWELLING, AS IS DEEMED APPROPRIATE ACCORDING TO THE MOODOR THE PREVAILING WEATHER CONDITIONS. - NY RESEMBLENCE TO PERSONS LIVING, DEAD OR REMOTELY INTERESTING IS A COMPLETE ACCIDENT, SO DON'T GET ANY BIG IDEAS ANDSUE US, - F YOU WANT TO MAKE ANYTHINGOF IT, TRY JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THE SPOT UNTIL YOU HIT THE CEILING.. - URN OFF YOUR MACHINE TO CONTINUE... - -

South Park 2 by Art Ravers

7 READY. - ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN - ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN - J THIS DEMO -- EVEN THOSE BASED ON - THIS DEMO -- EVEN THOSE BASED ON - J REAL PEOPLE -- ARE ENTIRELY - REAL PEOPLE -- ARE ENTIRELY - K FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES - FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES - K ARE IMPERSONATED - ARE IMPERSONATED - 7 THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM - THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM - R CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE - CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE - O AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT - AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT - P SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY - SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY - PRESENTS.. - HE STORY SO FAR-FETCHED.. -

South Park by Art Ravers

D ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN - THIS DEMO -- EVEN THOSE BASED ON - REAL PEOPLE -- ARE ENTIRELY - FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES - ARE IMPERSONATED.....POORLY. - THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM - CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE - AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT - SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY - ANYONE - - IN ASSOCIATION WITH... - ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN - ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN - J THIS DEMO -- EVEN THOSE BASED ON - THIS DEMO -- EVEN THOSE BASED ON - J REAL PEOPLE -- ARE ENTIRELY - REAL PEOPLE -- ARE ENTIRELY - K FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES - FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES - K ARE IMPERSONATED - ARE IMPERSONATED - 7 THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM - THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM - R CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE - CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE - O AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT - AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT - P SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY - SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY - SPACE=CHANGE PICTURE,RUN-STOP=QUIT... - GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK, GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME.. WELCOME TO THE SOUTH PARK DEMO BY MERMAN OF OZONE IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE ART RAVERS, WAYNE AND HELEN WOMERSLEY! FIRST UP IS A PICTURE BY MERMAN OF THE SOUTH PARK SIGN, WHICH APPEARS IN THE SHOW.. IT CHANGES COLOUR - SOMETIMES YELLOW, SOMETIMES GREY. AND FOR CHRISTMAS I GOT A BIG CUDDLY CARTMAN FROM MY BROTHER! SKY ARE NOW SHOWING THE SECOND SERIES, INCLUDING THE REVEALING FIRST NEW EPISODE "CARTMAN'S MUM IS STILL A SLUT!" - HERE WE HAVE TWO BEST BUDDIES, STAN AND KYLE. THEY ARE WAITING FOR THE SCHOOL BUS, DRIVEN BY THAT INCREDIBLY NASTY WOMAN. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, STAN GETS SICK EVERY TIME HIS GIRLFRIEND SPEAKS TO HIM AND IS THE BRAINS OF THE OPERATION. (WELL, SORT OF!) KYLE IS JEWISH, WHICH HIS FRIENDS NEVER LET HIM FORGET, AND HE ALSO BELIEVES IN SOMETHING RATHER STRANGE - MR HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO, WHO GIVES PRESENTS TO THOSE WHO GO TO THE LOO PROPERLY! TRE PARKER AND MATT STONE (THE WRITERS) ARE VERY WEIRD! - NEXT UP IS POOR OLD KENNY. IN EVERY EPISODE (EXCEPT ONE) HE ENDS UP GETTING KILLED! AND WHEN HE DIES, ALONG COME SOME PSYCHOTIC MICE AND RATS TO CHEW HIM UP EVEN FURTHER. YUCK! HE EVEN WON STAN'S GRANDFATHER A PRIZE ON AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS. THAT WAS WHEN HE WAS RUN OVER BY A TRAIN. HIS MOST NOTABLE CHARACTERISTICS HAVE TO BE THE HOOD OF HIS RAINCOAT, WHICH MUFFLES EVERYTHING HE SAYS, AND THE FACT EVERYONE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HIS FAMILY BEING POOR, PARTICULARLY AT THANKSGIVING. MEAN! - ERIC CARTMAN IS FAT, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER IS AND HE COULD DO WITH SOME THERAPY - AFTER ALL, HE HOLDS DOLL TEA PARTIES IN HIS BACK GARDEN! THE FUNNIEST THINGS HAPPEN TO HIM - LIKE WHEN HE GOT AN ALIEN PROBE IN PART OF HIS ANATOMY (OUCH!) HE EVEN GOT SENT TO ETHIOPIA. IN THE EPISODE WEIGHT GAIN 4000, HE WINS AN ESSAY CONTEST AND GOES ON A RIGOUROUS DIET PLAN TO LOOK GOOD ON TV. ONLY TROUBLE IS, HE OVERDOSES ON THE WEIGHT GAIN POWDER.. AND HE THINKS HE LOOKS GOOD! BEEFCAKE! - SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS! IT'S CHEF, WHO GOT TO NUMBER ONE JUST AFTER CHRISTMAS WITH HIS CHEEKY NOVELTY RECORD. HE CAME TO SOUTH PARK TO OPEN A RESTAURANT, BUT SOMEHOW ENDED UP SERVING MEALS IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA, LIKE SALISBURY STEAK. YUMMY! WHENEVER THE KIDS NEED ADVICE, THEY TURN TO CHEF RATHER THAN THEIR OWN PARENTS OR THEIR VERY WEIRD TEACHER MR GARRISON, WHO GOES AROUND WITH A GLOVE PUPPET CALLED MR HAT ON HIS HAND! OF COURSE, ISAAC HAYES PROVIDES CHEF'S VOICE, AND HE SINGS A LOT.. - ..AND NOW A LITTLE SURPRISE. THE LAST THREE PICTURES WERE DRAWN BY THE ART RAVERS, BUT THIS ONE WAS "MODIFIED" BY MERMAN! IN ONE EPISODE, KENNY GETS ATTACKED BY ZOMBIE TURKEYS THAT ARE RUNNING WILD. HE COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD, AND STAN SHOOTS HIM.. "OH MY GOD! I KILLED KENNY!" I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED THIS DEMO FULL OF FOUL-MOUTHED KIDS. PRESS SPACE TO WRAP THE DEMO, OR RUN-STOP TO SEE THE CREDITS.. - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - TTX*TUXUXVXTUVLULV W - IN ASSOCIATION WITHL.S - ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN - ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN - J THIS DEMO -- EVEN THOSE BASED ON - THIS DEMO -- EVEN THOSE BASED ON - J REAL PEOPLE -- ARE ENTIRELY - REAL PEOPLE -- ARE ENTIRELY - K FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES - FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES - K ARE IMPERSONATED - ARE IMPERSONATED - 7 THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM - THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM - R CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE - CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE - O AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT - AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT - P SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY - SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY - SPACE=CHANGE PICTURE,RUN-STOP=QUITL. F - GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK, GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME.. WELCOME TO THE SOUTH PARK DEMO BY MERMAN OF OZONE IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE ART RAVERS, WAYNE AND HELEN WOMERSLEY! FIRST UP IS A PICTURE BY MERMAN OF THE SOUTH PARK SIGN, WHICH APPEARS IN THE SHOW..T C - IT CHANGES COLOUR - SOMETIMES YELLOW, SOMETIMES GREY. AND FOR CHRISTMAS I GOT A BIG CUDDLY CARTMAN FROM MY BROTHER! SKY ARE NOW SHOWING THE SECOND SERIES, INCLUDING THE REVEALING FIRST NEW EPISODE "CARTMAN'S MUM IS STILL A SLUT!" - HERE WE HAVE TWO BEST BUDDIES, STAN AND KYLE. THEY ARE WAITING FOR THE SCHOOL BUS, DRIVEN BY THAT INCREDIBLY NASTY WOMAN. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, STAN GETS SICK EVERY TIME HIS GIRLFRIEND SPEAKS TO HIM AND IS THE BRAINS OF THE OPERATION. (WELL, SORT OF!)P C - KYLE IS JEWISH, WHICH HIS FRIENDS NEVER LET HIM FORGET, AND HE ALSO BELIEVES IN SOMETHING RATHER STRANGE - MR HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO, WHO GIVES PRESENTS TO THOSE WHO GO TO THE LOO PROPERLY! TRE PARKER AND MATT STONE (THE WRITERS) ARE VERY WEIRD!/ F - NEXT UP IS POOR OLD KENNY. IN EVERY EPISODE (EXCEPT ONE) HE ENDS UP GETTING KILLED! AND WHEN HE DIES, ALONG COME SOME PSYCHOTIC MICE AND RATS TO CHEW HIM UP EVEN FURTHER. YUCK! HE EVEN WON STAN'S GRANDFATHER A PRIZE ON AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS.P C - THAT WAS WHEN HE WAS RUN OVER BY A TRAIN. HIS MOST NOTABLE CHARACTERISTICS HAVE TO BE THE HOOD OF HIS RAINCOAT, WHICH MUFFLES EVERYTHING HE SAYS, AND THE FACT EVERYONE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HIS FAMILY BEING POOR, PARTICULARLY AT THANKSGIVING. MEAN!T F - ERIC CARTMAN IS FAT, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER IS AND HE COULD DO WITH SOME THERAPY - AFTER ALL, HE HOLDS DOLL TEA PARTIES IN HIS BACK GARDEN! THE FUNNIEST THINGS HAPPEN TO HIM - LIKE WHEN HE GOT AN ALIEN PROBE IN PART OF HIS ANATOMY (OUCH!)X - HE EVEN GOT SENT TO ETHIOPIA. IN THE EPISODE WEIGHT GAIN 4L0C - , HE WINS AN ESSAY CONTEST AND GOES ON A RIGOUROUS DIET PLAN TO LOOK GOOD ON TV. ONLY TROUBLE IS, HE OVERDOSES ON THE WEIGHT GAIN POWDER.. AND HE THINKS HE LOOKS GOOD! BEEFCAKE!< C - SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS! IT'S CHEF, WHO GOT TO NUMBER ONE JUST AFTER CHRISTMAS WITH HIS CHEEKY NOVELTY RECORD. HE CAME TO SOUTH PARK TO OPEN A RESTAURANT, BUT SOMEHOW ENDED UP SERVING MEALS IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA, LIKE SALISBURY STEAK. YUMMY!P C - WHENEVER THE KIDS NEED ADVICE, THEY TURN TO CHEF RATHER THAN THEIR OWN PARENTS OR THEIR VERY WEIRD TEACHER MR GARRISON, WHO GOES AROUND WITH A GLOVE PUPPET CALLED MR HAT ON HIS HAND! OF COURSE, ISAAC HAYES PROVIDES CHEF'S VOICE, AND HE SINGS A LOT..P F - ..AND NOW A LITTLE SURPRISE. THE LAST THREE PICTURES WERE DRAWN BY THE ART RAVERS, BUT THIS ONE WAS "MODIFIED" BY MERMAN! IN ONE EPISODE, KENNY GETS ATTACKED BY ZOMBIE TURKEYS THAT ARE RUNNING WILD. HE COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD, AND STAN SHOOTS HIM..T C - "OH MY GOD! I KILLED KENNY!" I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED THIS DEMO FULL OF FOUL-MOUTHED KIDS. PRESS SPACE TO WRAP THE DEMO, OR RUN-STOP TO SEE THE CREDITS.. -