Zyron Est Fart by Coders With Attitude
XIAN SPRAWL OF A MAJOR CITY. IN A FE - ...TWO HORSES FOR A HUG... TWO HORSES FOR A HUG. THE MAN WALKED TO AND FRO ON THE GREY PAVEMENT TRYING TO MONGER HIS TWO HORSES FOR A HUG. WHAT HE DID NOT KNOW WAS THAT ONE OF THE HORSES WERE KING ZYRHON OF OLKOMANIA, A WEALTHY KINGDOM FAR AWAY. A COUPLE OF YEARS EARLIER HE HAD BECOME TRANSFORMED INTO A HORSE DUE TO A SEVERE EARTHQUAKE. NOWADAYS HE SPENT HIS DAYS GRAZING THE LAWN OF A BITTER LAWYER IN THE SUBURBIAN SPRAWL OF A MAJOR CITY. IN A FEW MINUTES HOWEVER, THE SPELL WILL BE BROKEN AND KING ZYRHON WILL ONCE AGAIN BECOME A MAN. THIS WAS A FACT THAT THE BITTER LAWYER NOT WAS AWARE OF, AND BECAUSE OF THIS HE MADE HIS LIFES MISTAKE WHEN HE GAVE HIS TWO HORSES FORA HUG TO A YOUNG LADY. HE WANTED SOME SWEET SWEET LOVE, BUT INSTEAD HE WOULD BECOME EVEN MORE BITTER. WHEN THE YOUNG LADY HAD REACHED THE SUBWAY WITH HER TWO NEW FRIENDS A CLOUD OF BLUEISH SMOKE CAME OUT OF THE HORSES ARSE,AND VOILA!, KING ZYRHON REGAINEDHIS SHAPE OF A BEAUTIFUL MAN IN HIS PRIME YEARS. AT FIRST THE YOUNG LADY BLUSHED AT THE SIGHT OF A NAKED MAN NEXT TO A NAKED HORSE IN THE SUBWAY, AT PEAK HOURS. BUT SOON SHE REALIZED THAT THIS MAN WAS THE LOVE OF HER LIFE SHE HURRIED HOME WITH HIM, BEFOREHE HAD HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF TO THE YOUNG LADY. AFTER A FEW HOURS OF SWEET SWEET LOVE THOUGH, SHE HAD BECOME AWARE OF THAT (1) SHE WAS NOW TO BECOME A QUEEN IN THE LAND OLKOMANIA, AND (2) NOT ALL PARTS OF KING ZYRHONS BODY HAD BECOME HUMAN AFTER THE SPELL WAS REMOVED. SHE THANKED THE EARTHQUAKE FOR THIS FACT. THE TWO MOVED TO KING ZYRHONS CASTLE IN OLKOMANIA SHORT AFTER THAT. THE STORY SAYS THAT THEY PRODUCED A WHOLE LOT OF DEMOS. THE BITTER LAWYER FELL IN LOVE IN THE OTHER HORSE. HE FOUND HIS OLD FRIEND AMBLE AROUND IN THE SUBWAY ONE DAY AFTER WORK. THEY MOVED TO A ROOF OF ONE OF THE SKYSCRAPERS IN TOWN, WHERE THEY GREW ALL THEY NEEDED FOR SURVIVAL. THE LAWYER NEVER AGAIN SHOWED UP AT HIS WORK. ZYRON EST FART, AKA ZYRON I FARTEN 2 (ZYRON IN SPEED 2) RELEASED BY CODERS WITH ATTITUDE (C.W.A.) AT LCP 2004 IN LINK0PING, SUEDE. ALLCODING ACHIEVED BY OXIDY OF WRATH. MUZAK BY ZZAP69 OF NONAME AND NOICE. GRAPHIC ODOUR AND SMELLY TEXT BY MACX OF ONSLAUGHT AND NONAME. MAY THE FORCES OF EVIL BE AT YOUR SIDE. - - MKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - #GREY PAVEMENT GRYING)4M -