Yorkie and Mozez by Mozez
RE CAN WE SAY??? (YOU SWOTTY SODS!!!) .. - WELL WE NOTICED HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE UPLOADING SHITTY SCROLLING MESSAGES SO WE THOUGHT WE'D BETTER JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON. (PLUS WE ARE TOTALLY BORED NOT TO MENTION DEMON)..........CREDIT WHERE CREDIT'S DUE..........ALL GRAFIX, CODING ETC. BY MOZEZ..........LEASE OF YORKIE TRADEMARK AND OCCASIONAL WITTY REMARK BY YORKIE.......... * * * TO MAT, PSY THE HERO AND DEMON ... 'FUTURE SHOCK' IS.....WELL WOT MORE CAN WE SAY??? (YOU SWOTTY SODS!!!) .......... FIZOG YOUR FIRST DEMO IS SO FASCINATING (YAWN) .......... HI DEMON - WHO WAS THIS BOGG PERSON ANYWAY??? .......... * ADVERTISEMENT * HEY ARCADE-GAME LUVVERS - YOU SEEN THE 'INVADERS' PROGGY IN THE VICINITY OF THE METAL-BAR DIR - IF NOT...KEEP DIR'ING .MORE. AND YOU WILL FIND IT - IT'S A COMPILED VERSION OF A BASIC MELBOURNE HOUSE PROGGY - 'S NOT THAT BAD!!!! .......... WELL HERE ARE THE HELLO'S YOU'VE ALL BEEN DREADING ('COS YOU JUST KNOW WE R GUNNA SAY SUMMAT 'ORRIBLE ABOUT YA...HEHEHE) ........ ENORMOUS, SWEATY, FORNICATING HELLOS TO MOZEZ AND YORKIE (THE TWO MOST INTELLIGENT BEINGS IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE) (ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY HELLO TO OURSELVES???...WHO CARES!!!) - 'JON' (WHO GOT STOOD UP AT ROXY'S THE OTHER NIGHT BY A LASS ON THE CB CALLED SILK CUT !!! HAHAHA) - EGOR (THE STUD!) - GONZO, BLADE, DEL (LETS ALL UPLOAD BORING SCROLLY MESSAGES LADS !! (YAWN!)) - GANDALF AND JAN (ALL THE PICS CAME OUT * GIVE US 100 POUNDS OR WE WILL DIGITIZE AND UPLOAD !!! HEHEHEHE !!) - SIE (HOW'S THE 128??) - CHRISS (WHERES YER CHIN ??) - BUNGLE ('HE CAN HAVE 1 OF MINE') - HOLD ON -- HERE'S A JOKE ....... A DIRTY OLD MAN GETS A CAB OUTSIDE HARTLEPOOL TRAIN STATION.....PULLS OUT A GUN.....AND TELLS THE DRIVER TO MAKE FOR THE YORKSHIRE WILDERNESS.....THE DRIVER SHAKILY COMPLIES. ON REACHING THEIR DESTINATION.....THEY BOTH GET OUT.....THE MAN SAYS 'PULL DOWN YER PANTS AND BEND OVER.....THE CABBY FALTERS, LOOKS AT THE GUN THEN DOES AS HE IS TOLD........THE OLD MAN MOUNTS THE CABBY AND PROCEDES TO BUM HIM VIGOROUSLY.....AT THE END OF THIS ENJOYABLE (FOR THE OLD MAN), ENLIGHTENING (FOR THE CABBY) SESSION.....THE OLD MAN GIVES THE CABBY 2 GRAND CASH. THE CABBY SAYS 'COR BLIMEY.....FOR 2 GRAND YER DIDNT NEED THE GUN.....' AND THE OLD MAN COUNTERS 'YES, BUT YER ARSE WOULDNT HAVE BEEN VIBRATING' * END OF JOKE - MEEK PERSONS PLEASE DO NOT READ THE JOKE WHICH HAS JUST BEEN ON !! * BACK TO THE HELLO'S..... YORC - YARG - ROXY - BLACK ADDER - BAM1 (THE PERVY, KINKY BEASTIE) - CAPTAIN KIRK - TOD (SHORT ARSE) - HAVOC (WHERE'S ALTER EGO??) - NIGHTFOX - CLEM - GI-JO - SAM (OUR WILDEST DREAM) - CHELLE - SPOOK - DAZ - JIM (OCH AYE THE NOO) - ANDY (THE FLATTERER) - JESTER (MR HUMOUR) - STOAT AND TIM - RICH AND DOUG - ...AND NOW FOR ANOTHER LITTLE JOKE - A MAN AND A WOMAN ARE ENJOYING INTERCOURSE (THAT IS NOT TO SAY THEY WERE TALKING.....GET IT) AND THE MAN NOTICES THAT EACH TIME HE INSERTS HIS ENORMOUS TOOL THE WOMAN'S TOES CURL.....AND WHEN HE REMOVES THE AFORMENTIONED ARTICLE HER TOES REGAIN NORMAL INERTIA.....AFTER A JOINT AND AMAZINGLY MESSY ORGASM THE MAN QUERIES THE WOMAN ABOUT THIS STRANGE PHENOMENA.....SHE REPLIES 'OH! I MUST HAVE LEFT MY STOCKINGS ON!!' * END OF YET ANOTHER JOKE * BACK TO THE HELLO'S AGAIN... LARGE HELLOS TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO'S MET US IN THE FLESH (BABEE!!) - MEDIUM HELLOS TO THOSE WHO KNOW US ON THE NET - AND EXTREMELY MINISCULE HELLOS TO EVERYBODY ELSE (YOU BUMS!!!) ..........WELL WE'RE OFF NOW AND THE MESSAGE IS GONNA LOOP ROUND ..... SO IF YOU'RE VERY BORED AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WHY NOT READ IT ALL AGAIN (YES WE KNOW IT'S QUITE BIG!!!) - AND VOTE PLEEZE (9 IF YOUR NOT A TOTAL WALLY WITH SHIT FOR BRAINS AND NO DICK) - THIS PROGRAM IS NOT DESIGNED TO ENTERTAIN MERELY TO SHOW JUST HOW BORING SCROLLING MESSAGES REALLY CAN BE (TAKE NOTE YE WHO HATH BEEN A WALLY AND UPLOADED AN OLDE BORING SCRLLE MESSAGE PROGRAM) -*-*-*-*-*-*- BYEE FROM YOUR TWO FAVOURITE PEOPLE .................... YORKIE THE AMAZING MEGABEING ........ AND MOZEZ THE MAGNIFICENT SEX-GOD .................... SEE YA ALL .................... - -