X-Zorcisms by 2000 A.D.
- BBDDFFHHJJBBDDHHPP - HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBHO - ...YO DICKLESS BRAINSUCKERS! EH!? - GUESS IT WOZ OPPOSITE! ANYWAY, THE NUMBER 1 PROUDLY PRESENTS THEIR NEW'N'BALLCRUSHIN' DEMO... --- "X-ZORCISMS!" --- ...BROUGHT TO YOU DIRECTLY FROM THE LABORATORIES OF DR.SCORPIO AND HIS GET-DOWN-AND-SCREW-CREW! DIG MY DICK... OKAY DOODZ, CREDS COMING UP... CODING BY: HMM... SHIT! - I FORGOT THAT NAME AGAIN! LET ME THINK... (NOW, DON'T LAUGH! I'M DOING MY VERY BEST!)... EHH!? OH! NOW I'VE GOT IT... CODING BY: OIPROCS! NO... NOT HIM DIZ TIME! MAYBE IT WAS: NO... - NO! NO! NO! NOT THE LESBO-NYMPHOMANIAC... (WHO THE HELL IS HE!? ED.)... ANYHOW, I SEEMED TO FORGET THE NAME, SO PLEEZ HAVE MERCY WITH ME, WILL YA!? MAYBE I'LL REMEMBER LATER ON... (IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TOO OFTEN! ED.) WELL, ON WITH THE CREDZ... MEGA-MASTER-MUZZZIKKKI WAS OF COURSE DONE BY THE ONE AND ONLY:- (L)(A)(X)(I)(T)(Y)... FRESH'N'DEF GRAPHIX, NICELY PERFORMED BY THE GREAT: -B-L-I-T-Z- !!! ...AND THE MOST UNINTERESTING CREDIT GOES TO ME, THE HERO OF'EM ALL.... * M * A * N * I * M * A * L * - FOR WRITING THIS NONSENCE! ...ANYWAY, DID U KNOW THAT WE'VE GOT 3 MEMBERS WITH THE SAME NAME?!? - IT'S TRUE, AND I JUST WANNA SAY THIS: FUCK THOMAS!!!! - HEHEHE.... DIG THIS, GUYS! WELL, NOW I'VE FINALLY GOT ALL THIS CRED... NO! - I STILL NEED TO TELL YA WHO DID THE CODING! - BUT... I'M AFRAID I CAN'T REMEMBER! HEY SCORPIO, DO YOU REMEMBER?!? - WITH AN OPEN MOUTH AND TWO STARRING EARS... EH, SORRY I MENT EYES! - HE TURNS AROUND, AND SHOUTS "SHUT UP!!!"... (WHAT AN ANSWER! ED.)... HEY SCORPIO, NOW TELL ME, WHO DID THE CODING?! - NO ANSWER, I GUESS HE WON'T TELL ME! ...(MAYBE U'LL FIND US A BIT LAME AT THE MO', BUT WE REALLY HAVEN'T ANY GOOD IDEAS FOR SCROLL-TEXTS!).... AND NOW, YES! N O W IT'S.... SLAGGIN' TIME!!! - NOW, READ CAREFULLY, 'COZ MAYBE WE'RE GOING TO SLAG Y O U OFF! ....BEWARE OR BE DEAD:- "2000 VOLT"... - SOME UNKNOWN SWEDISH DICKBRAINS, WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF ORIGINALITY! - HEY GUYS, WANNA LIVE?! WELL... THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION: CHANGE NAME!... HEY, I CAN'T FIND ANYMORE PEEPZ TO SLAG, SO HERE U'LL GET THE DOCTOR HIMSELF, SCORPIO!!! - NOW, GO GET'EM MAN... WELL, THE DOCTOR'S 'ERE... YOU BETTER PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MY SCROLL, BEFORE I REALLY STARTS OPERATING! NOW JUST TRY TO CONCENTRATE ON READING THIS SCROLL! WELCOME TO THIS FAB DEMO OF MINE... YEAH, I MADE IT! MAYBE MANIMAL FORGOT, BUT YA' KNOW ---- SMALL BRAINS MEANS LOW MEMORY! WELL, WHATS THAT?! OOOH IT'S COOKY PUSS?! (WHO'S COOKING?! ED.) MIIIIIIP... SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT! BOOGIE DOWN... WHO'S HOUSE?! ----- RUN'S HOUSE! DIG DIZ! STEP STEP STEP ON... BEFORE, MANIMAL WAS SLAGGIN', SO I THINK I'LL CONTINUE! SOME DANISH DICKBRAINS, WHO'RE WALKIN' AROUND, THINKIN' THEY'RE SO GREEEAAT! WELL, THEY LIVE IN THE STATE OF 'GREVE' (NO NO NO NO! EXCELL, NOT YOU AND THE CREW!) - WELL I DON'T WANNA WASTE 8 BYTES BY WRITING THAT THEIR NAME IS "WARRIORS", SO I DON'T! BUT ANYWAY, MY NAME IS "SCORPIO" - I'M 16 YEARS OLD, 1:87 METRES TALL, FROM THE CAPITAL OF DENMARK, I'M QUITE A HIP-HOPPER, I LIKE TO KRUSH LAMERS, I LOVE COPY-PARTIES AND I'M THE VERY BEST! HA HA HA! ----- SUCKERS TO THE SIDE - SLAGGIN' OFF! YO! BEATLESS, YOUR MUSIC WAS A LITTLE BIT OLD! (A LITTLE BIT? - A MONTH!) BUT ANYWAY... YOUR DANISH WASN'T GOOD... REMEMBER: ROED GROED MED FLOEDE! (DANISH)... HI TO DANNY AND JASON FROM THE STATES... WELL, DANNY... "HULUBULUU, LOTTE LOTTE VOR ER DU?" - YOUR DANISH IS MUCH BETTER THAN BEATLESS', AT LEAST YOU KNOW HOW TO CATCH A GIRL! --- "GI MIG KUSSE!" (HA HA HA!) - MAYBE I'LL VISIT YOU IN 1989, WHEN I'M GOING TO USA... (YA KNOW, I'M GOING TO A HIGH-SCHOOL!) ANYWAY: NICE-TALK! HOPE THIS WILL WORK ON YOUR COMMY! STARION: WELL, ZENOX... I GOT TO ADMIT THAT YOUR DANISH IS MUCH BETTER THAN BEATLESS' AND DANNY'S! - BUT WHY? I REALLY LIKE YOUR MUSIC, GRAPHICS AND PORNO-MAGS! STARMAN/DEXION: HERE'S THE DEMO WE TALKED ABOUT! ------ JESUS IS COOL! ------ ...THE SKOTTISH TABLE DANCER: HI FRIEND... WELL I HEARD 'BOUT YOUR LITTLE TRIP TO TIVOLI! FUN, FUN! (NO NOT YOU FROM TRIANGLE! ED.) LAXITY: I LIKE DIZ TUNE VERY MUCH, AS ALL THE OTHERS! WELL I KNOW THAT MANY GROUPS ARE JEALOUS, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN 2000 A.D. I UNDERSTAND 'EM... BUT NO-ONE CAN'T REALLY BLAME YOU FOR BEING IN THE BIGGEST GROUP IN DENMARK! - LOOKIN' FORWARD TO MEET YOU! BLITZ: I'M SORRY THAT I COULDN'T COME TO YOUR COPY-PARTY!?!?! HA HA HA! WHAT A JOKE!? .. NICE GRAPHIXX! YOUR SPRITES WERE GOOD, BUT THEY DIDN'T MATCH THIS SCREEN! DROID: I HAVEN'T MET YOU YET! BUT WE'LL MEET SOON... RIGHT!? SOFTTECH: YOU'RE COOL! (LIKE THE OTHER A.D.'ERS!) - HOW CAN YOU CRACK LIKE THAT?! WELL, I HOPE I'LL MEET YOU SOON, TOO! APOLLON: I HAVE MET YOU... BUT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO MEET YOU AGAIN! WARP'N'WIZZ: I DIDN'T GET THE PLAN ABOUT THE MIP IN 2ND. SAVAGE: HI! COOL GRAPHIX ON YOUR GAME! MESSAGE TO SCORPIO?!: YOU'RE JUST THE COOLEST EVER, AND I THINK YA' KNOW, SO WHY MENTION IT?! WELL, THIS MUST BE ENOUGH TEXT FROM DR. MYSTERIOUS?! - I WILL LET THE COMMY TO OUR D.J. ! - HI GUYS THIS IS DA DJ. JOICE CO-ROCKING DA SHOW! - CONTACT ME FOR THE HOTTEST HIP-HOP... MIXED UP, JUST BY ME! CONTACT MANIMAL... THE TAPES WILL BE SPREAD THROUGH HIM! ...OKAY, I WILL LET MANIMAL FILL THE LAST BYTES OF THIS TEXT! ...YO! I'M BACK, FEEL DA WIPES! - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.... WE'VE GOT OUR VERY OWN D.J. HERE IN 2000 A.D. ! HE'S NOT A REAL MEMBER, BUT HE'S WORKIN' FOR US! (LIKE FRENZY, WHO LEFT US - BUT STILL WORKING FOR US WHEN HE'S GOT THE TIME! NOTE: HE'LL JOIN US AGAIN WHEN HE GETS MORE TIME AND STARTS PROGGIN' ON THE AMIGA!)... HEY, I WANNA SEND SUM MESSAGES TOO! ...MADSQUAD: HI EWIN! - GLAD U'RE BACK MAN! LIKE YA SENDINGS, KEEP'EM UP! AGILE: YO FREDRIK! NICE PORNO-DISKCOVER, HOPE U DON'T MIND ME KEEPING IT MATE! SEND SOON... STAY KOOL'N'KEEP CRACKING! IKARI: HI PAUL! NICE'N'FAST SENDINGS, I LIKE THAT! KEEP IT UP MATE... SEE YA! AXENON: YO OMEGA! MY GOD, U'RE REALLY ACTIVE AT THE MOMENT! KEEP IT UP, MAN!... JEWELS: HALLELUJA JCH! (JESUS CHRIST' HEADHUNTER?!)... YOHO, HOW'RE YA HANGIN' ?!? - YOU'RE GETTING MUCH BETTER AT PROGRAMMING, I LIKE THAT! BY THE WAY, HAVE THEY CALLED Y O U , CRYING AND BEGGING FOR MERCY!? ANYWAY - SEE YA SOON... DEVILS: HEY MR.SILVER! HAVE U STOPPED OR WHAT!? - SEND SOON... OKAY, I DON'T THINK I'VE GOT MORE MESSAGES OR DIZ TIME... NONE OF THE OTHER GUYS HERE HAVE GOT ANYTHING TO SAY, SO I THINK WE'RE READY TO WRAP THIS MESS UP NOW! 1,2,3 - MESSING UP THE WRAP!? SEE YA... -