Wilderland by Unit 2
CDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ - - - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW - - PE IS ON THE TELLY.. I REALLY LIKE HER R IKHLOGAGOLHKI - HI BOWLSHAPERS!!! - (NASTY WORD!!) IT'S UNIQUE BLOWING YOUR HEAD FULL OF BARE SHIT!! OK, NICE START!! NOW THE CREDITS. - - CODE BY UNIQUE - GRAPHIC BY UNIQUE - MUSIC BY MANIACS OF NOISE - .... THIS COOL DEMO WAS WRITTEN WITHIN 2 DAYS, AND I LIKE THE RESULT! WHAT?!?? YOU DON'T THINK IT'S COOL??!? STRANGE!! IT MIGHT BE BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE COOL STUFF YET!! - - NOW AGREE. IT'S COOL!! OHHH, HOW NASTY! PIPPI LANGSTROEMPE IS ON THE TELLY.. I REALLY LIKE HER RED HAIR AND HER INTELIGENCE (SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD FLY!!)... - BACK TO REALITY! THE FIRST PART OF THIS SCROLLY WILL BE WRITTEN BY ME (UNIQUE), BUT I THINK SPINNER AND MOONLIGHT WILL WRITE SOMETHING ON OUR NEXT MEETING... BY THE WAY I HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED ON MY WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY. I AND A LOT OF OTHER RKS-STUDENTS, WERE WAITING FOR OUR BUS, AS WE SUDDENLY HEARD A SCREAMING NOISE, FOLLOWED BY A MEGA-BANG!! A RED VAN HAD DRIVEN OUT IN FRONT OF A LITTLE BLUE SHIT-CAR (A POLO OR FIESTA I THINK!).. WHAT A NICE SIGHT! - THE WIND-SCREEN OF THE BLUE CAR FLEW THROUGH THE AIR WHILE THE BONNETS OF BOTH CARS GREW SHORTER AND SHORTER!! - UNFORTUNATELY THIS FREAKY DESTRUCTION HAD TO COME TO AN END! AND WHAT A BORING END!! THE CARS DIDN'T EXPLODE (AS IN AMERICAN MOVIES) AND THERE NEARLY WASN'T ANY BLOOD!!! ....... - A NICE LITTLE STORY, RIGHT??? WELL, I THINK I JUST WASTED YOUR TIME! SORRY. - GREETINGS GOES TO: - SPINNER/UNIT 2 - - (NOW IT'S TIME TO START SWAPPING!!) - MOONLIGHT/UNIT 2 - - (I HAVE BOUGHT SOMETHING THAT MIGHT INTERREST YOU: FLIGHTS (FOR DARTS) WITH THE SOUTHSTATE FLAG ON! - JUST GREAT FOR YOUR GANG (A DART IS A NICE WEAPON!!) HA HA!!) - - (YO DUDE!! WHY CAN'T YOU SAY HELLO?)) - DEADLINE - - (YOU BETTER DELIVER SOME COOL AND FANTASTIC MUSIC!! OR YOU CAN'T BE A MEMBER OF UNIT 2) - CONIX - - (WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME OR VISIT ME SOME DAY - IT COULD BE QUITE FUNNY!) - ZODIAC - - (WHEN WILL YOU MAKE A DEMO ??? I HOPE YOU'LL DO IT SOON!!) - EAGLE - - (YOU ARE ONE OF THE GREATEST LAMERS I KNOW!! ONLY CRIME IS LAMER THAN YOU!! DON'T YOU EVER SEND SUCH STUPID DISCS!!! YOUR IQ MUST BE BELOW 0!!) - Q-MEGAS - - (WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BRIGHTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE?? THAT'S A SIGN OF BEING A LAMER!(HA, JUST JOKING!)) - GOOFY - - (WHEN WILL I SEE SOME COOL CODE FROM YOU???) ......... - I GUESS THIS WAS ALL!! - BUT WE (UNIT 2) WILL BE BACK IN THIS SCROLL ON OUR NEXT - OF COZ IT'S STILL UNIQUE TYPING! TODAY WE (SPINNER AND UNIQUE) ARE GATHERED AT SPINNERS PLACE! - UNFORTUNATELY MOONLIGHT COULDN'T BE TOGETHER WITH US TODAY.. A BIG SHAME, COZ WE REALLY MISS HIM!!! (HA HA HA HA!!) ... - OK, I THINK I WILL FORCE - SPINNER TO WRITE SOMETHING IN THIS DEMO .... SPINNER YOU BOWLSHAPER!! COME HERE! - (HE'S RUNNING TOWARDS ME!) - (HE'S SITTING ON THE FLOOR!) - SHAKE HANDS!! - ((OH, SILLY DOG...) HE'S GIVING ME HIS TEDDY-BEAR!!) - ...... OK, HERE YOU GO SPINNER. STOP BARKING AND START TYPING - THE KEYBOARD IS YOURS.......... - OOOOH FUCK OFF UNIQUE - I WAS JUST READING IN THE NEWSPAPER ABOUT THE MARVELOUS PAINTBOX AND WHAT IT COULD DO - ITS QUITE MORE THAN A COMMODORE 64 - I WISH THAT I HAD A PAINTBOX IT COULD BE JUST GREAT! DONT YOU THINK THAT WE SHOULD MAKE A SCREEN FOR MY DEMO INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY TEXT FOR THIS LAME SCREEN - CODED BY UNIQUE - (OFF COURSE) WHO ELSE COULD BE THAT LAME THIS SCROLL IS GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER IT ALMOST FILLLLL 4096 BYTES - WELL DONE READING DIS FAR - BUT WHY DO IT WHEN YOU CAN WATCH SOME GREAT CODE AND A MUCH BETTER SCROLLTEXT IN MY GIGADEMO, WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED AT THE TIME WHEN YOU READ THIS CRAP - IT IS JUST THAT MUCH BETTER! - I NEED A DRINK NOW AHHHHH THE REAL THING BROUGHT TO MY HOME BY UNIQUE THANX BUT DONT IT TASTE STRANGE WHAT IN HELL HAVE YOU PUT IN THE COKE IS IT RUM NO, IT DONT TASTE LIKE THAT IS IT .... - ITS UUURRRGG IT HAVE TO BE AARRGHH YEEAH IT IS POISON........ IM GONNA DIE - GOODBYE EVIL WORLD THANX FOR THE TIME WE HAD KNOWN EACH OTHER BYE BYE - HEY WAIT A MINUTE I THINK THAT IN ONE OF MY SCROLLS I HAVE WRITTEN THAT I GONNA LIVE FOREVER, SO WHY AM I WORRYING ABOUT THIS SOME HEAVY POISON CANT KILL ME NO, NOT AT ALL UNIQUE YOU GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THAT TRY WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB NEXT TIME I HAVE HEARD IT SHOULD LOOK GREAT WHEN IT EXPLODE - I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN BUY ONE CHEAP - YOU KNOW MY BEST CONTACT IS IN LIBYA HIS NAME ??? WELL OF COURSE IT IS GADAFFI HE IS REALLY FAST JUST LET ME KNOW A FEW DAYS BEFORE YOU NEED ANYTHING GADAFFI GOT IT - NOTE TO GADAFFI HAVE YOU KILLED ANY AMERICANS TODAY KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK SOMEBODY HAVE TO DO IT - WELL I BETTER GET BACK TO MY NEWSPAPER - SO UNIQUE WILL CONTINUE NOW I THINK BYE...... - UNIQUE IS BACK TO END THIS LITTLE (???) SCROLLER... - IF YOU WANT TO SWAP WITH (OR JOIN) OUR COOL GROUP, THEN CONTACT MOONLIGHT! DIAL DENMARK 06 15 92 36 - ASK FOR BIRGER ..... OR WRITE TO UNIQUE AT THIS ADRESS: UNIQUE - PILENS KVARTER 2, OSTED - 4000 ROSKILDE - DENMARK - ... GOT THAT?? - CONNECTION FAILURE.... - END OF TRANSMISION... BYE AND WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP - WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP - !!! (NICE WORD... STILL HERE LAMER ?? - THERE CAN'T BE MUCH INSIDE YOUR HEAD!!) FINAL WRAP!!! .............. - (I HAVE BOUGHT SOMETHING THAT MIGHT INTERREST YOU: FLIGHTS (FOR DARTS) WITH THE SOUTHSTATE FLAG ON! - JUST GREAT FOR YOUR GANG (A DART IS A NICE WEAPON!!)B HA#!!) - (YO DUDE!! WHY CAN'T YOU SAY HELLO?)) - (YOU BETTER DELIVER SOME COOL AND FANTASTIC MUSIC!! OR YOU CAN'T BE A MEMBER OF UNIT 2) - (WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME OR VISIT ME SOME DAY - IT COULD BE QUITE FUNNY!) - (WHEN WILL YOU MAKE A DEMO - ?= I HOPE YOU'LL DO IT SOON!!) - (YOU ARE ONE OF THE GREATEST LAMERS I KNOW!! ONLY CRIME IS LAMER THAN YOU!! DON'T YOU EVER SEND SUCH STUPID DISCS - !. YOUR IQ MUSTB BE(LOW 0!!) - (WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BRIGHTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE?? THAT'S A SIGN OF BEING A LAMER!(HA, JUST JOKING!)) - (WHEN WILL I SEE SOME COOL CODE FROM YOU - I GUESS THIS WAS ALL!! - BUT WE (UNIT 2) WILL BE BACK IN THIS SCROLL ON OUR NEXT - YO YO DUDES.. BACK AGAIN! - OF COZ IT'S STILL UNIQUE TYPING! TODAY WE (SPINNER AND UNIQUE) ARE GATHERED AT SPINNERS PLACE! - UNFORTUNATELY MOONLIGHT COULDN'T BE TOGETHER WITH US TODAY.. A BIG SHAME, COZ WE REALLY MISS HIM - OK, I THINK I WILL FORCE - SPINNER TO WRITE SOMETHING IN THIS DEMO - SPINNER YOU BOWLSHAPER!! COME HERE! - (HE'S RUNNING TOWARDS ME!) - (HE'S SITTING ON THE FLOOR!) - >SHAKE HANDS!! - $) HE'S GIVING ME HIS TEDDY-BEAR!!) - OK, HERE YOU GO SPINNER. STOP BARKING AND START TYPING - THE KEYBOARD IS YOURS - H FUCK OFF UNIQUE - I WAS JUST READING IN THE NEWSPAPER ABOUT THE MARVELOUS PAINTBOX AND WHAT IT COULD DO - ITS QUITE MORE THAN A COMMODORE 64 - I WISH THAT I HAD A PAINTBOX IT COULD BE JUST GREAT! - DONT YOU THINK THAT WE SHOULD MAKE A SCREEN FOR MY DEMO INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY TEXT FOR THIS LAME SCREEN - CODED BY UNIQUE - ;WHO ELSE COULD BE THAT LAME - (THIS SCROLL IS GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER - 0READING DIS FAR - BUT WHY DO IT WHEN YOU CAN WATCH SOME GREAT CODE AND A MUCH BETTER SCROLLTEXT IN MY GIGADEMO, WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED AT THE TIME WHEN YOU READ THIS CRAP - IT IS JUST THAT MUCH BETTER! - I NEED A DRINK NOW - .THE REAL THING - <BROUGHT TO MY HOME BY UNIQUE - :BUT DONT IT TASTE STRANGE - %WHAT IN HELL HAVE YOU PUT IN THE COKE - ;NO, IT DONT TASTE LIKE THAT - )IT HAVE TO BE AARRGHH YEEAH IT IS POISON - GOODBYE EVIL WORLD - *THANX FOR THE TIME WE HAD KNOWN EACH OTHER - HEY WAIT A MINUTE - I THINK THAT IN ONE OF MY SCROLLS I HAVE WRITTEN THAT I GONNA LIVE FOREVER, SO WHY AM I WORRYING ABOUT THIS - >SOME HEAVY POISON CANT KILL ME - UNIQUE YOU GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THAT TRY WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB NEXT TIME - I HAVE HEARD IT SHOULD LOOK GREAT WHEN IT EXPLODE - I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN BUY ONE CHEAP - YOU KNOW MY BEST CONTACT IS IN LIBYA - ?> WELL OF COURSE IT IS GADAFFI - 1HE IS REALLY FAST - 4JUST LET ME KNOW A FEW DAYS BEFORE YOU NEED ANYTHING - "GADAFFI GOT IT - NOTE TO GADAFFI - #HAVE YOU KILLED ANY AMERICANS TODAY - 5KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK - 8SOMEBODY HAVE TO DO IT - WELL I BETTER GET BACK TO MY NEWSPAPER - SO UNIQUE WILL CONTINUE NOW I THINK - #UNIQUE IS BACK TO END THIS LITTLE ( - IF YOU WANT TO SWAP WITH (OR JOIN) OUR COOL GROUP, THEN CONTACT MOONLIGHT! - $ OR WRITE TO UNIQUE AT THIS ADRESS: - 7PILENS KVARTER 2, OSTED - 2CONNECTION FAILURE - END OF TRANSMISION - BYE AND WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP - WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP WR -