Variety Omens 2 by Event
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RUN ] - AXAXAXCXAXAXCXAXAX!"A A"A$CTATATCTATATA"A C_A]A[CZ - THIS IS DAN OF EVENT AND I PRESENT MY PART FOR THE EVENT MEGADEMO CALLED J - V A R I E T Y O M E N S I I F - ALL GRAFIX WERE DONE BY ME AND THE SOUND WAS DONE BY THE MANIACS OF NOISE F - THIS TIME THE MUSIC IS REALLY CRAZY D - AS THE NAME SAYS M A N I A C S OF NOISE E - BUT ANYWAY THE MUSIC IS QUITE COOL E - I THINK YOU WANT TO READ SOME GREETS NOW E - THE LIST WAS GIVEN TO ME SOME TIME AGO FROM SUNNY AND I HOPE IT IS COMPLETE AFTER THAT TIME E - SO A VARIETY OF HELLOS TO - TNF SEVEN SEVEN - AND IF I FORGOT SOMEONE H - E X C U S E M E F - I AM ALSO ONLY A HUMAN E - CURRENT MEMBERLIST IS E - I DONT KNOW IF WOLFGANG IS STILL IN OUR GROUP CAUSE SUNNY TOLD ME SOMETIME AGO HE HAD NOT GOT ANY SENDING FROM HIM FOR WEEKS F - I KNOW I HAVE TO WRITE SOME MORE CRAP BUT I DONT HAVE ANY IDEAS D - JUST SOME MESSIES TO E - ENERGY OF FRESH E - THANX FOR THE LETTER D - OFCOURSE I AM NOT ANGRY D - FREESTYLE SEEMS TO BE A QUITE GOOD CODER E - EINSTEIN OF ATRIX E - I FEEL HONOURED F - SIEVA OF TRUST D - SORRY BUT I DONT LIKE YOUR SENDINGS ANYMORE D - JESUS OF POWERFUL BOYS E - ARE YOU LUCKY NOW G - SORRY BUT I AM A BIT TIRED OF CODING BECAUSE SUNNY TOLD ME ON SUNDAY THAT THE DEMOPART HAD TO BE FINISHED UNTIL WEDNESDAY AND I STARTED CODING ON MONDAY F - NOW IS TUESDAY AND I AM WRITING THE SCROLLTEXT FOR IT E - I DONT LIKE MY PART BUT I HAVENT HAD TIME TO CODE ANYTHING REAL COOL E - BUT IT TOOK ME QUITE SOME TIME TO DO THE SINUSSCROLLER WITHOUT SPRITES - I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS SCREEN D - SEEYOU ON A PARTY SOMETIME E - I AM SIGNING OFF E - XDIF $00 XSPEED $00 XSINUS-OFFSET $00 YDIF $00 YSPEED $00 YSINUS-OFFSET $00 ) - EVENT IS PROUD TO PRESENT: D - RELEASED ON 2OTH OF JANUARY 1990 IN VENLO. THE IDEA OF THIS PART IS QUITE OLD, BUT THERE ARE ALWAYS TWO POSSIBILITIES OF CARRYING OUT A PLAN. THE FIRST ONE IS GOOD, THE SECOND ONE IS BETTER. I (THCM - THE HUMAN CODE-MACHINE / EX-ALAN BATES) CHOSE THE SECOND WAY. THE OUTCOME OF MY EFFORT WAS A PLOTTER WITH ONLY 128 PIXELS. THIS " LOW " NUMBER OF PIXELS CAN BE EXPLAINED AS A CONSEQUENCE OF GIVING YOU THE POSSIBILITY TO INFLUENCE AND MANIPULATE SEVERAL VALUES TO CREATE AND DESIGN YOUR OWN CURVES. AND NOW THE INSTRUCTIONS HOW TO HANDLE YOUR DICK; TO GET AN ORGASM MOVE UP AND DOWN (WILDLY) . AND NOW HOW TO HANDLE YOUR PLASTIC-STICK ( NO, NOT YOUR GIRLIES VIBRANT!): JUST PLUG IT INTO ONE OF THE PORTS (IF YOU ARE STILL USING A GIRL, TAKE THE FRONT ONE!) LEFT/RIGHT (WHICH ARE NO DIRECTIONS FOR YOUR DICK) TO SELECT OPTIONS. UP AND DOWN TO INCREASE/DECREASE CHOSEN VALUE. AND NOW TO ALL THOSE WHO START THEIR SCROLLIES LIKE THIS : " WE PROUDLY PRESENTS. - ". THERE EXISTS A FINE BOOK CALLED "GERMAN THOUGHTS IN ENGLISH IDIOM." BY MARY SNELL. I CAN RECOMMEND THIS BOOK TO ALL GRAMMAR- AND SPELLING-LOSERS! - FOR EXAMPLE DIAMANT-DESIGNS (THE NAME IS WRITTEN AS THE GROUP SPELLS IT, THOUGH THE PRONOUNCIATION IS STILL ENGLISH). AND PLEASE STOP WRITING SCROLLTEXTS IN YOUR OWN LANGUAGE (EXCEPT FROM ENGLISH ONES)! OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE DEMOS USING $FD - BLOCKS, BECAUSE OF JAPANESE FONT OR PREPARE TO READ EGYPTIAN SCROLLTEXTS! - END OF CRITICISM! NOW TOGGLE YOUR STICK AND CARE FOR YOUR DICK. DO ANYTHING ELSE AND WE CALL YOU A PIG! SOME HELLOS TO MARKUS WIEDERSTEIN (GUYS WHO THREATEN CRACKERS ARE NEAR BEING EXTERMINATED, BECAUSE ENEMIES ARE MADE BY THIS.) DIETER MUECKTER ( YOUR LIFE IS OVER ) , MARIO VAN ZEIST , WHITE , MDG , CYBERSTYLE , SONICAL DREAMS , BUCCANEER (WOT - AUS) , JEFF SMART , PETER "DISGUISE ARTIST" PARKER , T-KAY , WALTER KONRAD , X-AMPLE , CHRISTIAN KLIMM , ISOLATOR , LAZARUS , NIX , IVO HERZEG , JOERG + FRANK SCHAEFERS AND ALL MY CONTACTS IN ARMENIA !D - OH, SORRY, I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE ONE AND ONLY, THE INCREDIBLE, SUPERIOR, FUNKIE-BABY, CALLED WI(T)Z-ART. YOU CAN BE HAPPY THAT YOUR OUTLINE ISN'T THAT OF YOUR LOGOS!D - SOME SPECIAL DESTRUCTIONS TO CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS OF EVENT! HI, SUNNY ! (DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE IN COMMON WITH FIRE ? YES, IT'S TRUE BOTH OF YOU HATE WATER!D - ), BED BOY (THIS IS YOUR REAL NAME, BECAUSE IT DESCRIBES YOUR SPEED EXACTLY!),DAN (DAN DARE NOT TO LIVE !!), PLASMA (IN MY DICTIONARY THIS WORD IS DEFINED AS A SLIMY MASS NOT VERY INTELLIGENT!!), ESONIX (IH - SO NIX GUT!!), NECROMANCER (WHY NOT NEGROMANCER!), WOLFGANG (IN ENGLISH THIS NAME MEANS WOLFWALK; IT'S A WALK OUT OF EVENT!), TRANSFER (TRANSFER MEANS LEAVING A PLACE AND ARRIVING SOMEWHERE, WELL, YOU HAVE LEFT, BUT .D - ), VINCENT(YOUR NAME IS LAME AND OVER IS YOUR GAME !) E - END OF DESTRUCTION ! LOOK OUT FOR DESTRUCTION OF GIANT & UNITECH IN MIXED PIXELS & BOBS !! (EXPECT ABOUT 256 PIXELS AND MANY MANY BOBS MOVING AROUND THE SCREEN!) D - THCM AND VINCENT ON THE LINE .... O.K., MAN IN THIS SCROLER YOU CAN FIND THE GREETS, SOME NOTES AND A BIT OF FURTHER TEXT... FIRST THE GREETINGS! AS I HAVE NO COMPLETE LIST, I SEND OUR BEST WISHES ONLY TO THE BEST GROUPS! YO TO CRAZY-LOTUS _ MANOWAR _ BABYGANG _ F4CG _ VISION _ UNION _ SUCCESS _ THE FORCE _ MATRIX _ ALPHA FLIGHT _ ORION _ TITAN I GAVE NO ORDER ... NOW I [VINCENT] WILL SEND SOME PERSONAL MESSIES OUT TO LUXOR OF VISION YO, BOY! SEND AGAIN... BIONIC OF TROPIC... YEAH, MAN! NICE AND CHEAP CALLINGS LAST WEEKEND!I LOOK FORWARD TO SEE YOUR NEW WARES ... EINSTEIN OF ATRIX HI! THE LAST SENDING WAS REALLY HOT, BUT I HATE GAMES LIKE DRAGON WARS!! I HOPE TO BE IN YOUR RANX! ... DRAGNET OF POISON HALLO! MAKE NEW COVERS! ALLWAYS HOT STUFF! FRANZ-JOSEF STRAUSS RULES! ...ENERGY OF FRESH! YO, PAL! I LIKE YOUR SENDINGS, BUT YOU OFTEN LOOSE SOME DAYS WHEN YOU USE THIS LAME, GREEN CUSTOM-STICKER! ELWOOD OF TITAN! ALOAH! YOU RISE IN MY RANKINGS! COOL TITAN-STUFF!... JOKER OF THE JOKER-CREW! HOWDY, DUDE! HOT STUFF! KEEP ON SENDING LIKE LAST TIME! ... GIZMO OF METALLIBASHERS.. YOHO, MOSHER! I THINK YOUR LAST SENDING WAS A LAME JOKE! PLEASE SEEND HOTTER! ... ZACK OF DUPLEX! OK, MAN , I KNOW THAT MY LAST SENDING WAS NOT THAT COOL... HOPE YOU LIKE IT THIS TIME!! SEND BACK ANYWAY!... JACKY OF AHEAD! WHERE IIS YOUR SENDING YOU PROMISED ON THE CARD??... GT OF FUSION! YEAH MAN, SAUERLAND RULES, BUT WHAT ABOUT SENDING BACK, EH? ... LEXI OF ??? HE, WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER??? ... ELVIN OF QUINTEX! HEY, BOY, YOUR TIME RUNS OUT! SEND BACK OR I START A PERSONAL WAR! I HOPE YOU AGREE! ... ALL EVENT MEMBERS... I SAY SORRY FOR THE TEXT ALAN, BETTER THE HUMAN CODE-MACHINE, WROTE IN HIS PART, BUT WE WERE A BIT DRUNKEN, SO FORGIVE HIM! .. EVENT HQ YO, WHAT'S ON WITH YER MODEM?... ESONIX COMPOSE ON! I LOVE YER TUNES. ... DAN HOWDY! REALLY COOL GRAPHIX! ... WIZ-ART. OH, NO ! IT WAS YOUR FAULT THAT I COULD NOT JOIN THE RADWAR-PARTY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS TO YOU? NO? WELL, I TELL YOU! IT COSTS YOU SOME DRINKS AT NULA!OK? ... JAM OF UNITEC! THAT WAS BAD LUCK, WASN'T IT? BUT YOU'RE A COOL DUDE ANYWAY! ... CYBORG OF UNITEC! YO, MAN! A LITTLE HINT... BETTER GIVE NONE YOUR PRIVATE ADRESS! ... ZINUS OF ZOOM! PLEASE SEND BACK! ...OK, NOW I GO OVER TO SOME LOCAL HELLOS... LLOYDS! YEAH, DUDES! GOTCHA RULES ( NO, NOT FROM CRAZY...)...CHARLY BENANTE AND CHUCK BEHLER OF ACE OF SPADES! YEP, MOSHER, THE LOGO IS ON IT'S WAY! POSER RULE! YEP, THAT WAS ALL ! HMM, NOT TOO MUCH TIME LEFT! IT IS 3 PM AND I MUST RETURN TO SCHOOL TO RULE THE VOLLEYBALL-TOURNAMENT. LATER I MUST DRIVE TO THCM TO LINK AND CRUNCH VARIETY OMENS 2 AND TO CREATE THIS NEW INTRO! I DONT KNOW HOW IT WILL LOOK, BUT I'M SURE IT WILL BE COOL! WELL, I'D BETTER STOP NOW, THEN I CAN DRIVE TO THE POST BEFORE SCHOOL! SO ENJOY DAN'S COOL GRAPHIX AND THCM'S COOL PIXEL PART! MEET ME IN VENLO! VINCENT SWIMS AWAY! UND TSCHUESS ... - PRESENTS VARIETY OMENS II - - - - A - - ALOAH LITTLE CHILDREN ! HERE ARE VINCENT AND * THE HUMAN CODE-MACHINE * PRESENTING A REAL COOL CODE. SORRY THAT THERE ARE ONLY TWO PARTS IN IT, BUT ALL THE LAMERS IN LUENEN DIDN'T GET IT TO CODE A PART; NOT EVEN A 'CRYPT-STYLE' PART ARRIVED AT MY HOME!! ONLY ONE NICE DESIGNED PART FROM DAN ARRIVED IN TIME. (NICE GRAPHICS, BUT LAME CODING!) WATCH OUT FOR OUR FIRST BOARDS IN GERMANY!!!! [NOW WE'VE GOT ONLY 1200 BAUD! ] NOW SOME SERIOUS THINGS LIKE THE CREDITS : THIS INTRO WAS CODED A LONG TIME AGO BY ME, [THCM]. LOGO BY VINCENT [EX-CONE]. MUSIC BY MARKUS SCHNEIDER OF X-AMPLE! _ FIRST PART WAS CODED BY DAN WITH GRAPICS BY DAN ,TOO. MUSIC BY MANIACS OF NOISE. _ SECOND ONE WAS CODED BY THCM. LOGO DESIGNED BY VINCENT! MUSIC OF COURSE BY MARKUS SCHNEIDER!! THAT WAS IT FOR THE CREDITS. NOW SOME MESSAGES TO GIANT : WHAT'S UP MARKUS? WHERE ARE THE GRAPHICS !! YOUR SONICAL DREAMS-ALBUM WILL BE CODED SOON !! AT FIRST ASK RUDI FOR MORE DETAILS!! TOMORROW WE [EVENT & GIANT] WILL DRIVE TO VENLO!! WIZ-ART HOPES TO GET THE DEMOS FROM RICK!! SORRY THAT I COULDN'T COME TO YOUR [BAD] PARTY!! NEXT TIME I'LL BE THERE!! IF EVERYTHING GOES RIGHT, WE [EVENT-GIANT-MAGNETIX] DO A PARTY IN THE SUMMER HERE IN GUMMERSBACH! WITH A GREAT BARBECUE AND MEGA-PRIZES AT THE COMPETITION!! IT WILL BE HELD IN AN OLD WATER-MILL WITH A LITTLE LAKE!! WE HOPE THAT MANY COOL GUYS WILL JOIN THE PARTY!! THERE IS PLACE FOR ABOUT 30 TO 40 COMPUTERS AND OVER 100 GUYS!! A NOTE TO ALL GRAPHICANS AND MUSICIANS IN EVENT!! SEND MANY THINGS OF YOUR WORK TO VINCENT!!! I NEED IT FOR VARIETY OMENS 3!!!! THIS TIME I'LL START TWO DAYS AFTER VENLO TO CODE!! [EXPECT A MEGA-COOL VEKTOR GRAFIX!!!] NOTE FROM VINCENT TO ALL CONTACTS : SORRY FOR TEN-DAYS BREAK, BUT I HAD TO IMPROVE MY MARKS IN SCHOOL!! [VERY IMPORTANT] I'LL / A ) SOON!! NOW READ SOME MORE SERIOUS TEXT AND LOOK DOWN !!! POOR VINCENT JOKE COMMING UP!!! VINCENT AND SPY/FBR COME INTO HEAVEN! "WELL," SAINT PETRUS TELLS, " VINCENT, YOU'VE GOT TO DELIVER THE POST IN HEAVEN. TAKE THIS BMW-MOTORBIKE AND START YOUR WORK!". "OK," VINCENT ANSWERS, "BUT WHERE'S THE PUNISHMENT?". PETRUS ANSWERS :"WELL, THE PUNISHMENT IS THAT THIS UGLY, BAD SMELLING GIRL HAS TO GO WITH YOU!!" OK, VINCENT ACCEPTS AND HE LEAVES. AFTER HE HAS DELIVERED THE HALF OF THE POST, HE MEETS SPY. SPY SITS IN A FERRARI F40 AND NEXT TO HIM THERE'S THE LOVELIEST, BEAUTIFULEST, NICEST GIRL YOU EVER SAW! ANGRY VINCENT DRIVES BACK TO PETRUS AND ASKS HIM, WHY THAT MEGACOOL GIRL [LIKE MARIO VAN ZEIST'S !!!!] ACOMPANIED SPY? "WELL," PETRUS ANSWERS ,"THERE MUST BE ALSO A PUNISHMENT FOR GIRLS!" AHH YEAAHH!! [POOR GIRL!!!!!] - MEGA-PRIZES AT THE COMPETITION!! IT WILL BE HELD IN AN OLD WATER-MILL WITH A LITTLE LAKE!! WE HOPE THAT MANY COOL GUYS WILL JOIN THE PARTY!! THERE IS PLACE FOR ABOUT 30 TO 40 COMPUTERS AND OVER 100 GUYS!! A NOTE TO ALL GRAPHICANS AND MUSICIANS IN EVENT!! SEND MANY THINGS OF YOUR WORK TO VINCENTL! - I NEED IT FOR VARIETY OMENS 3P!C - THIS TIME I'LL START TWO DAYS AFTER VENLO TO CODE!! [EXPECT A MEGA-COOL VEKTOR GRAFIXL!C - ] NOTE FROM VINCENT TO ALL CONTACTS : SORRY FOR TEN-DAYS BREAK, BUT I HAD TO IMPROVE MY MARKS IN SCHOOL!! [VERY IMPORTANT] I'LL / A ) SOON!! NOW READ SOME MORE SERIOUS TEXT AND LOOK DOWN L! - POOR VINCENT JOKE COMMING UPL!T K - VINCENT AND SPY/FBR COME INTO HEAVEN! "WELL," SAINT PETRUS TELLS, " VINCENT, YOU'VE GOT TO DELIVER THE POST IN HEAVEN. TAKE THIS BMW-MOTORBIKE AND START YOUR WORK!". "OK," VINCENT ANSWERS, "BUT WHERE'S THE PUNISHMENT?". PETRUS ANSWERS :"WELL, THE PUNISHMENT IS THAT THIS UGLY, BAD SMELLING GIRL HAS TO GO WITH YOU!!" OK, VINCENT ACCEPTS AND HE LEAVES. AFTER HE HAS DELIVERED THE HALF OF THE POST, HE MEETS SPY. SPY SITS IN A FERRARI F40 AND NEXT TO HIM THERE'S THE LOVELIEST, BEAUTIFULEST, NICEST GIRL YOU EVER SAW! ANGRY VINCENT DRIVES BACK TO PETRUS AND ASKS HIM, WHY THAT MEGACOOL GIRL [LIKE MARIO VAN ZEIST'S P!C - ] ACOMPANIED SPY? "WELL," PETRUS ANSWERS ,"THERE MUST BE ALSO A PUNISHMENT FOR GIRLS!" AHH YE -