True Blue Demo by Toy
PRESS <SPACE> - HI THERE! TOY HERE WIV THE TRUE BLUE DEMO. SORRY ABOUT THE UN-APPROPRIATE MUZAK, BUT IT'LL HAVE TO DO! THE MUZAK IZ FROM THE LAST NINJA LOADER AND WRITTEN BY BEN I FINK! THIS PICCY WAS DONE QUITE A WHILE AGO....SO IT'S ABOUT TIME I USED THE DAMN THING. THOSE OF YOU WIV A COLOUR TELLY MAY FINK THE COLOURS ARE A BIT IFFY, BUT I DREW THE PICCY ON A BLACK & WHITE TELLY. ANYWAY, I'LL GET THE 'ELLOS OVER WIV _ _ _ HERE GOES..... HIYA TO BEAR, WIZ, SET, ARMO, /JOKER/, PAS (THE PSYCHO), DIRK THE DARIN', GRAVY, JOG, TAZ, LEE, MARVIN, EZ, BURNSY, GRIFF (AND THE REST AT SITEC), LOWEY AND ANTHONY. MORE HI'S GO TO IAN & MIC, DUTCH U.S.A TEAM, KERNAL, HUDDY ,MEANTEAM, THE JUDGES, XESS, CHOROID, A-TEAM, SPIDEY, ROB H., MARTIN G., M. WINTERBERG, TCS, STE, DOKK, SKUZZ, BOB & DOUG, THE MASTER, GI-JO, HAL, DIBLOGIC, ^MADONNA^ FANS, ZZAP! 64, JAYBIRD AND THAT'S ALL I CAN FINK OF RIGHT NOW! PHEW! I'M GLAD I GOT THEM OVER WIV. JUST ONE WEEK TO GO AND I'LL BE GOIN' TO THE "WHO'S THAT GIRL" CONCERT AT WEMBLEY. THAT SHOULD BE WELL SMART! OH WELL, I'VE GOT TO SIGN ON TOMORROW AT THE DOLE OFFICE FOR THE FIRST TIME.....I'M A NEW RECRUIT (NEVER MIND) I'M ABOUT TO START ON A GAME VERY SOONISH! IT'S NOTHING SPECTACULAR, BUT EVERYONE STARTS SOMEWHERE DON'T THEY! DON'T THEY??? BEFORE DOIN' THIS DEMO, I WATCHED A VIDEO CALLED "WILD CATS". IT'S NOT A BAD FILM REALLY AND IT STARS GOLDIE HAWN (WHO SHOWS HER BOOBS, SURPRISINGLY). MIND YOU, THEY'RE AS FLAT AS PANCAKES. ONE OF THE BEST FILMS OUT ON VIDEO RIGHT NOW IS POSTMAN PAT 2 (I WAS ONLY JOKING) IN FACT, THERE AIN'T ALL THAT MUCH ON VIDEO THAT IZ WORTH WATCHIN' REALLY!! MIND YOU, IF YOU'RE LIKE WIZ, YOU'LL WATCH ANYTHING! (SORRY WIZ!) I'M LOOKIN' FORWARD TO SEEING ANDREW BRAYBROOK'S NEW GAME....MORPHEUS.... I'VE BEEN READIN' THE "MENTAL PROCREATION" BITS IN ZZAP! AND IT LOOKS GOOD. ANOTHER GAME I WANT TO SEE IZ MEGA-APOCALYPSE WHICH LOOKS MEGA-SMART! ONE OF THE BEST GAMES THAT I'VE GOT IZ WIZBALL. THE QUALITY OF THAT GAME IZ EXCELLENT AND SO IZ THE PLAYABLITY. IT IS MY FAVOURITE GAME TO DATE! STAVROS'S NEW GAME LOOKS PRETTY SMART. I THINK IT'S CALLED "QUEDEX" (QUEST FOR DEXTERITY). THAT'S ANOTHER GAME TO LOOK OUT FOR. RIGHT, I'LL JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS AND GET A DRINK! I'M BACK! OH, YEAH! IF YOU BANG A JOYBO IN PORT 2 YOU CAN ALTER THE DIRECTION OF THE BACKGROUND SCROLLING IN THE BORDER, OR STOP IT BY PRESSIN' FIRE! THIS MUZAK WAS QUITE AN EASY HACK (FOR A CHANGE) AND THAT'S GOOD NEWS TO ME COZ I'M CRAP AT HACKIN' MUSIC! HEY, JOG...THANX FOR THE LEKKY SOUND CONVERTER, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET THE MUSIC RUNNING!!! (THANX ANYWAY!) HEY, WIZ.....I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO FINISH THE "LARRY THE LEMMING DEMO!"......JUST TO GET IT OUT OF THE WAY! MY MAM & DAD CAME BACK FROM THEIR HOLIDAY IN CORFU THE OTHER DAY AND THE GOT ME MADONNA'S NEW (SOUNDTRACK) ALBUM. I WAS WELL CHUFFED. THEY ALSO GOT ME OTHER STUFF.......I DID QUITE WELL ACTUALLY. (CONSIDERING I WASN'T EXPECTIN' ANYTHING!) ANYWAY THIS SCROLLER MUST HAVE BORED YOU SILLY BY NOW SO I'LL DO THE HONOURS OF WRAPPIN' ...WRAP... -