Toxic Tragedy by Triad
- EDEALER QUALITY SOFTWARE ! - ! HI ! THIS IS HI-TEC WITH HIS NEW SELFWRITTEN INTROMAKER! YES! LORD LAMER HEL*ED ME A BIT,BUT IT WAS FUCKIN' EASY! ERGGGHH,,AAHHHH,KKKRRKK, ! NOW ITSA JUM* TO THE LEFT ! IT'S LORD LAMER ! THE EVIL S*IRIT OF SYSTEM 4 ! AS YOU SEE , THE *-KEY IS MISSING OF THE COM*UTER ! WHATTAFUCK *ISS OFF ! A LONG TIME AGO I *LANNED TO *UT A FEW LAMERS INTO THE *OOR SYSTEM 4 ! BUT INSTEAD OF HEL*ING ME,THEY STOLE THE *-KEY ! SO I DECIDED TO *UT A NEW LETTER IN THIS *LACE ! AND AS YOU SEE IT WAS A * ! HM! SOME WORDS TO THIS SHIT INTRO! IT'S HI-TEC NOW WHO *O*OGRAMMED THIS SHIT OF COURSE!WHO ELZ CAN *O*OGRAMM SUCH A BRILL *IECE OF *ISSED SHIT! ERGH! LORD LAMER IS SITTING BEHIND ME AND HE .... HAUT MIR INNE FRESSE! FOR OUR SWEDISH GUYS : ....HOET MOE OENNOE FROESSOE ! SMOREBROD ! JUST KICKING AHH, KIDDING OR WAS IT WANKING ? WHCOFCFX FNO! NO KIDDING !!!!!! OK ! THIS INTRO WAS *ROGRAMMED BY NO-ONE ELSE THAN RITA SUESSMUTH (ROETOE SOESSMOREBROD !) JUST GIVA *RESS ON S*ACE ! - JUNGLE! DEEPER N' DEEPER,WALKING IN IT! FIGHTING AGAINST WILD ANIMALS AND GREASEBUGS! - EWE'RE CLIMBING ON A HIGH TREE AND WOT 4 A VIEW! THE OTHER'S ARE CRYING,WOT CAN U C THERE? - FTHE PIC IN THE JUNGLE WAZ UNBELIEVEABLE! - DA CRAZY PACK OF PE - D SUM OF THE CROCODILES RAN AWAY COZ THE GREASER SMELLS TERRIBLE ! SUM UTHA'S SLIDE ON THE PUS,FALL DOWN AND BREAK THEIR NECKS! BUT ONE CROCODILE HAS MASTERED TO REACH THE GREASEFUCKER AND BITS IN2 HIS LEG ! THE CROCODILE REACTION - .DVOMITTING AND SPITTING THE LEG AWAY!BUT NOW,EVERYBUDDY IN TRIAD TAKES A BIG SWORD AND THROWS IT IN WOBBLES DIRECTION ! AND - EVERYBUDDY HITS IT! ERGH! - DIN THE HEAD,THE HARD,THE FICK,THE OTHER LEG ARE NAILED WITH SWORDS AGAIN - .I TO B CONTINUED ! - ^OH, NOT ENUFF MEMORY LEFT! - !!! TRY TO GET OUR HIGH-SCORE-VERSIONS OF THRUST II,ROADWARS,AND ALL OTHER RELEASES FROM THE GUYS OUT OF BLACK WIND,FIRE AND STEEL! - ESO NOW,MOSH UP OR DIE !BYE! - %SNIF!CRY! WOT'S THAT 4 A DEMO ! NO NICE COLORBARS TO DEFINE COLZ FOR! P - KPOF! AGAIN I'M BACK 2 TELL TALES! - GIT WAZ NIGHT! MOON WAS SHINING! FROM THE JUNGLE YA CAN HEAR STRANGE DRUMS! LET'S GO IN2 THE JUNGLE! DEEPER N' DEEPER,WALKING IN IT! FIGHTING AGAINST WILD ANIMALS AND GREASEBUGS! - EWE'RE CLIMBING ON A HIGH TREE AND WOT 4 A VIEW! THE OTHER'S ARE CRYING,WOT CAN U C THERE? - FTHE PIC IN THE JUNGLE WAZ UNBELIEVEABLE! - DA CRAZY PACK OF PEOPLE'S DANCIN' UPON A WOODEN LONG STAB! THE PACK'S DANCIN',DRINKIN N' YELLING LOUD! THE PACK IS - .JTRIAD! BACK TO THE WOODEN STAB! ! ! IT'S A LONG ONE! AROUND IT,THERE'RE STOONEZ AND CROCODILES! THE STABS'S BURNIN INA GREEN FIRE - .EAND NOW I SEE IT!! THERE'S A GREASEFACE HANGIN' ON IT! THE GREEN HELLFIRE IS BURNIN' UP THE GREASEFACES' PIMPLES! BUT I THINK THE PUS OF THIS GREASEWOBBLE WILL KILL THE FIRE! BUT LET'S SEE! NOW - .ETHE FIRE IS OVER AND THE CROCODILES CAN GO TO THE STINKIN' GREASER! - ESUM OF THE CROCODILES RAN AWAY COZ THE GREASER SMELLS TERRIBLE ! SUM UTHA'S SLIDE ON THE PUS,FALL DOWN AND BREAK THEIR NECKS! BUT ONE CROCODILE HAS MASTERED TO REACH THE GREASEFUCKER AND BITS IN2 HIS LEG ! THE CROCODILE REACTION - .DVOMITTING AND SPITTING THE LEG AWAY!BUT NOW,EVERYBUDDY IN TRIAD TAKES A BIG SWORD AND THROWS IT IN WOBBLES DIRECTION ! AND - EVERYBUDDY HITS IT! ERGH! - DIN THE HEAD,THE HARD,THE FICK,THE OTHER LEG ARE NAILED WITH SWORDS AGAIN - .I TO B CONTINUED ! - ^OH, NOT ENUFF MEMORY LEFT! - !!! TRY TO GET OUR HIGH-SCORE-VERSIONS OF THRUST II,ROADWARS,AND ALL OTHER RELEASES FROM THE GUYS OUT OF BLACK WIND,FIRE AND STEEL! - ESO NOW,MOSH UP OR DIE !BYE! -