Tour de Europe by Flash Incorporated
- A - - ATHE SPY AND MORPHEUS PROUDLY PRESENTS TOUR DE EUROPE BROUGHT TO YOU IN THE LATE SUMMER OF 1991... PRESS SPACE OOOOOOO - - FLASH INC. SEND GREETINGS TO... THE FORCE - PADUA - X-FACTOR - ALPHA FLIGHT - DOMINATORS - JOY DIVISION - TAT - X-RAY - VIBRANTS - BONZAI - ORIGO - LOGIC - LIGHT - TRIAD - CENSOR DESIGN - ZONE 45 - GENESIS PROJECT - CREST - WOW - INCERIA - SCORPIO - MAGNUS + MARTEN - AND THE REST.... - WELCOME TO 'TOUR DE EUROPE' RELEASED IN THE LATE SUMMER OF 1991. INTRO CREDITS GOES TO SCORP FOR LOGO AND 2X2 FONT, SPRITES BY AIR DESIGN AND MUSIC BY RON OF AUDIAL ARTS/FLASH. WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE FOR MAKING OUR TRIP POSSIBLE... SPIDERMAN OF X-FACTOR - ANONYM OF PADUA - THE S.Y.S OF ALPHA FLIGHT - STICHTING HUISCOMPUTERS NEDERLAND (?) - SCORP AND FAMILY - THE FRENCH GIRLS - ZAGOR AND ZORIS OF THE FORCE... AND NOW PRESS SPACE AND MAKE SURE YOU READ THE WHOLE SCROLLER... - - MOVE JOYSTICK UP AND DOWN FOR MUSIC! - - A BCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW - RESERVERAD NO ONE... - RESERVERAD NO TWO... - ZAGOR'N'ZORIS PLACE... - RESERVERAD FOR VAGEN HEM... - H MOSKOSEL, SWEDEN... - H STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN... - H THYHOLM, DENMARK... - H BERLIN, UNITED GERMANY... - H BEUNINGEN, HOLLAND... - H VOERDE, VENLO, GERAMNY... - H PARIS, FRANCE... - H AVENCA, ITALY... - _3FROM MOSKOSEL IN THE NORTH TO AVENCA IN THE SOUTH... - _/5WE DON'T EVEN NEED NO FUCKIN' DEMO, CAUSE WE ARE SO FUCKIN' SERIOUS!!! - G + 1FLASH _2345IS PROUD TO PRESENT... - H -2TOUR DE EUROPE!345 - F /3INTRODUCED TO YOU BY THE SPY AND MORPHEUS.45 - F 0ALL CODING BY THE SPY, MUSIC BY TOMAS 'GAUNT' DANKO JR AND GRAPHICS BY MORPHEUS, CREPT AND REDSTAR. - H 3+WE HOPE YOU LIKE THE IDEA WITH THIS DEMO AND DON'T THINK IT'S CHILDISH OF US... - 04IT'S NOW THE SECOND WEEK IN JULY AND I, THE SPY IS NOW LOCATED IN A LITTLE VILLAGE IN THE DARKEST OF LAPLAND CALLED MOSKOSEL... THIS IS THE HOME 'TOWN' OF INXS OF JOY DIVISION AND I'M HERE VISITING HIM OVER THE DAY. TO GET HERE I HAD TO DRIVE TROUGH THE WILDERNESS ON A ROAD THAT SURLEY CANNOT BE CALLED 'ROAD'. BEFORE ENTERING IT THERE WAS A TRAFFIC SIGN SAYING 'PUBLIC ROAD ENDS HERE. DRIVING ONLY ON YOUR OWN RISK'. BUT OFCOURSE THAT'S NO PROBLEM FOR MY NECKMOBILE. THE REASON WHY I'M HERE IS SIMPLE, MY RELATIVES LIVE IN A LITTLE TOWN CALLED ARJEPLOG AND EVERYTIME I'M VISITING THEM I MAKE A LITTLE TRIP OVER TO INXS... THIS PLACE GOT A LACK OF ENTERTAINMENT, SO WE JUST HAVE TO STAY INSIDE, PLAYING AROUND WITH THE COMPUTERS. WELL, I SHOULD NOT SAY TO MUCH CRITIZISM BECAUSE IT'S REALLY STUNNING NATURE AND A REALLY GOOD FISHING AND HUNTING GROUND. INXS ONLY FRIENDS HERE ARE THE MOSQITOS AND THE DEERS. I REALLY HAVE TO STOP HERE, SEE YOU IN STOCKHOLM.321 - +THE D DAY IS SOON HERE... BACK IN TOWN AGAIN! IT'S NOW LATE IN THE NIGHT AND IT'S ONLY SEVEN HOURS TILL OUR, THE SPY AND MORPHEUS, PLANE ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE FROM ARLANDA TO BRING US DOWN TO GOTHENBURG WHERE WE'LL TAKE THE BOAT OVER TO FREDRIKSHAVN, DK! FROM THERE WE HAVE TO TAKE THE TRAIN TO THYHOLM WHERE WE'LL VISIT SPIDERMAN AND THE REST OF X FACTOR. SO SEE YOU ON LOCATION THYHOLM.321 - -YUP GUYS! WE ARE NOW LOCATED AT SPIDERMAN'S HOUSE. THE GUYS IN X FACTOR ARE REALLY COOL. EARLIER WE PLAYED A FOOTBALL GAME WERE OFCOURSE WON BY THE TEAM WITH ME, MORPHEUS, I IT. THE PRIZE WAS ONE BEER. WE ALSO CALLED SOME COOL BOARDS IN THE STATES AND YOU KNOW, THE USUAL STUFF YOU DO ON PARTIES. WELL, THEN WE WERE GOING OFF TO ANONYM AND BERLIN. FIRST WE HAD TO TAKE THE TRAIN TO FLENSBURG, CHANGED TRAIN AND WENT TO HAMBURG. UNLUCKY ENOUGH, THE TRAIN TO BERLIN WAS TO COME IN SEVEN HOURS. SHIT! THEY CLOSED EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE WAITING ROOM, SO WE SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT WANDERING AROUND. WE TRIED TOSLEEP AT A PARK SEAT, BUT IT WAS FUCKEN' COLD AND WE JUST KEPT ON WALKING... WE RETURNED AT SIX O CLOCK TO THE STATION AND MORPHEUS TRIED MAKE CONTACT WITH A GERMAN INFORMATION CONDUCTOR. HE ASKED HIM IF HE COULD SPEAK ENGLISH, AND HE SHOUTED BACK NO!!! HE WAS SHOUTING LIKE HELL IN THE SPEAKERS SO THE WHOLE STATION COULD HEAR WHAT HE WAS SAYING. WE NEEDED INFORMATION, AND IF WE COULDN'T GET IT FROM THE INFORMATION MAN, WHO COULD WE GET IT FROM THEN? ANYWAY, WE MANAGED TO REACH BERLIN ANYWAY...321 - WHEN WE ARRIVED TO THE CENTRAL STATION, WE CALLED ANO, BUT UNFORTUNALY WE HAD TO WAIT FOR OVER AN HOUR BERFORE HE AND CREAT SHOWED UP. DURING THAT TIME IT WAS CLOSE THAT MORPHEUS GOT ROBBED, BUT HE MADE HIS DUTY AS A SWEDE AND SCARED AWAY THE TWO CARAWAY TURKS... IT'S NOW LATE AND WE HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR THIRTYEIGHT HOURS AND WE'RE PRETTY FLUMMY. TALKING ABOUT FLUMMY THINGS... EARLIER THIS DAY CREAT WAS GUIDING US ROUND BERLIN AND WHEN WE WAS DOWN IN THE SUBWAY WE TAGGED OUR FIRST AND PROBABLY LAST TAG ON THE WALL. FLASH INC. SWEDEN WERE THE MAGIC WORDS... - F HA! I KNEEEW IT! SO YOU REALLY DECIDED TO KEEP ON READING? YOU WOULD BETTER STOP NOW BECAUSE THE STYLISH CREAT IS WRITING SOME BULLSHIT HERE. HA! FUCK! I HAVE GOT A BIG PURULEND WOUND ON MY RIGHT KNEE BECAUSE I WANTED TO JUMP OUT OF A SO CALLED S BAHN WHILE IT WAS SLOWING DOWN ITS SPEED AND FINNALY TO STOP AT THE STATION AND SO I JUMPED... - G AHH! THEN I FELL ON MY FACE... THE RESULT WAS A BIG HOLE IN MY TROUSERS, MY KNEE AND A LAUGHING CROWD AROUND ME. QUITE SHITTY, WHAT? PRI OF DEPREDATORS, THE TRAIN SURFER, SPRAYER AND TAGGER HIMSELF, WENT WITH US TO BUY SOME VERY CHEAP CANS AND TO RAG, THAT EXPRESSION IS SKATERSLANG AND MEANS TO STEAL, SOME GOOD CAPS. QUIET NICE SENTENCE, EH? ENUGH BULLSHIT,EH? OK, LETS QUIT MY VERY TEXT... SO BYE, YOU SNOPPS! OK, THE SPY HERE, WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE NOW, WE'LL TRAVEL TO DUISBURG...321 - +4WE ARRIVED LUCKILY TO DUISBURG AFTER SOME SMALLER INTERMEZON SINCE THE TRAIN WAS OVERBOOKED WE HAD TO STAND UP FOR SOME THREE HOURS UNTIL SOME SEATS WHERE FREE. WHEN WE ARRIVED TO DUISBURG WE MET THE S.Y.S OF ALPHA FLIGHT. HIS FAMILY HAD A NICE HOUSE AT A PLACE CALLED VOERDE. THE NEXT DAY SYS FRIEND DROVE US TO - VENLO. WHEN WE ARRIVED TO VENLO WE WAS SUPRISED HOW LAME IT REALLY WAS. NOT THAT WE HAD EXPECTED ANYTHING SPECIAL, BUT IT WAS SO LAME IT WAS TERRIFYING. LUCKILY WE MET ATLEAST SOME OF THE COOL SCENE GUYS, LIKE... GOTCHA, JACK DANIELS, THREE DIMENSIONAL KING, PARIAH, MARTIN AND CHRISTIAN, DR. DISK AND OFCOURSE WE COULDN'T MISS AIRWOLF OF ACTION... JACK DANIELS, THREE DK, THE SPY AND ME, MORPHEUS WENT OUT TO TAKE A BEER. JD AND THREE DK WERE DISCUSSING WHAT KIND OF BEER THEY SHOULD TAKE. WHEN WE WENT BACK TO THE BIG EVENT, WE SAW THAT THERE WAS NO ALCOHOL IN IT. THAT WAS THREE DK'S FAULT, HE CHOOSED THE LIGHT BEER. SHIT, M - DAN! WE LEFT VENLO AND WENT BACK TO VOERDE. - MARTIN, CHRISTIAN AND DR. DISK FOLLOWED OUR CAR TO SYS HOUSE. WE HAD SOME KIND OF LANGUAGE PROBLEMS, SINCE IT WAS ONLY SYS THAT COULD SPEAK ENGLISH NORMALLY. WHO CARES, THEY WHERE COOL ANYWAY. MY, THE SPYS STOMACH STARTED TO FUCK UP. I HAD TO LAY IN THE BED FOR THE WHOLE NEXT DAY. IN THE NIGHT SOME GUYS FROM TLI ARRIVED AND LATER MARC AND MAX FROM AFL CAME OVER ASWELL... GERMAN WAS THE LANGUAGE, SO WE CHECKED SOME QUIZZES IN A DANISH MAG THAT WE BOUGHT IN STRUER... THE NEXT MORNING WE HAD TO LEAVE BECAUSE WE HAD PROMISED SCORP TO COME...321 - 0WE ARRIVED TO THE NIJMEGEN STATION AND CALLED UP SCORP. HE SAID IT WOULD TAKE SOME FORTY MINUTES UNTIL HE COULD COME. WE DICIDED TO EAT AT THE TRAIN STATION RESTAURANT. FUCK! WE COULDN'T READ THE MENY, SO WE JUST ORDERED... GUESS WHAT? PIG BRAIN!!! SCORP ARRIVED AND WE WENT TO HIS HOUSE IN BEUNINGEN. THE FIRST DAY HERE WE JUST PLAYED AROUND WITH THE COMUTER, BUT THE NEXT EVENING WE JOINED FORCES TOGETHER WITH TWO OF SCORPS LOCAL CRIME BUDDIES AND THEY SHOWED US THE CITY. THE HOOKER HEADQUATERS AND THE COFFEE SHOPS. SCORP AND HIS FRIENDS 'BRAJJADE' SOME SNUFF AND STARTED TO GET RED EYED. THEY WANTED TO SHOW US HOW THE NORMAL PEOPLE IN HOLLAND ACTS. LETS GO TO THE HOOKERS... THERE THEY WHERE STANDING IN THE RED WINDOWS TRYING TO GET US TO BUY THERE SERVICE. WHO CAN GET A HARD ON OF THAT WITHOUT BEEING DRUNK? WHEN WE HAD STOPPED TO HAVE A BEER MORPHEUS WANTED A BIG ONE! IT SEEMS THAT IN THIS COUNTRY YOU DON'T GET STONED ON ALCHOHOL, BUT BY SMOKING A JOINT INSTEAD. ANYWAY MORPHEUS GOT THE BIGGEST GLAS THEY HAD, ONLY A HALF LITER. SHAME ON YOU HOLLAND... THE NEXT MORNING SCORP'S FRIEND PHONED. HE SAID THAT A MAN JUMPED INFRONT OF THE TRAIN THAT WOULD BRING HIM HOME. THE FRONT OF THE TRAIN HAD BEEN FULL OF BLOOD AND HUMAN PIECES ALL OVER AND THE FIRE BRIGAD HAD TO REMOVE IT IN PUBLIC OFCOURSE. TWO DAYS LATER WE WENT TO A PUB, WE NOTICED THAT THEY HAD MINIGOLF SO WE DECIDED TO TRY IT. AS MOST TIMES IT WENT OUT OF CONTROL AND THE SPY MANAGED TO SHOOT AWAY TWO BALLS INTO THE WOODS, TO BAD IT WAS TO DARK TO SEARCH. SCORP CHEATED AS ALWAYS AND I GUESS IF WE HAD COUNTED THE POINTS MORPHEUS WHOULD HAD WON. BUT WHO CARES REALLY? IT'S NOW TIME TO LEAVE THIS DUTCH COUNTRY AND HEAD FOR PARIS.321 - THE SPY ON KEYS AGAIN... PARIS IS A COOL TOWN! BOTH I AND MORPHEUS LIKED IT. IT WAS QUITE CONFUSING WHEN WE ARRIVED TO THE TRAIN STATION BUT FINALLY WE MANAGED TO MAKE A BOOKING AT A HOTEL CLOSE TO NOTRE DAME. WE TOOK A CAB TO GET THERE. I MUST SAY THAT THE TRAFFIC IN PARIS MUST BE ONE OF THE STRANGEST IN THE WORLD. DRIVE HERE, DRIVE THERE, KRASH HERE, CRASH THERE, WHO CARES??? INFACT EVERY THIRD CAR OR SO HAD SOME CRASH MARKS. IN THE NIGHT WE HAD NOTHING TO DO, SO WE WENT DOWN TO THE LOCAL SHOP AND BOUGHT US SOME BOTTLES OF BEER AND ABSOLUT VODKA. WE ALSO BOUGHT A BOUNCH OF POSTCARDS TO SEND TO OUR CONTACTS AND FRIENDS. AFTER SOME HOURS WE STARTED TO BECOME REALLY DRUNK AND WE THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TO WRITE SOME PARTY TEXT TO OUR FRIENDS. IT WAS FUCKING HARD TO WRITE SINCE I HARDLY COULD HOLD THE PEN STRAIGHT. DO YOU LIKE OUR POSTCARDS, HARRY, BRIAN, ULF, MAGNUS, FRANK AND ZODIAC??? THE NEXT DAY THE HOTEL ROOM LOOKED LIKE SHIT WITH FROSTIES ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND WE WHERE AFRAID WE WHOULD GET KICKED OUT, SO WE HAD TO CLEAN THE ROOM FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. LATER WHEN THE HANGOVER WAS GONE WE TOOK OUR ASSES DOWN TO NOTRE DAME TO GET SOME PORTRAITS OF OUR UGLY FACES. UNLUCKY WE CHOOSED TWO LAME ARTISTS THAT PAINTED MORPHEUS TO LOOK LIKE A LITTLE CHILD AND THE GUY THAT DRAWED MY PICCY MADE IT LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE 'PHANTOM' PICCYS THAT THEY USE AS 'WANTED' AT THE COP STATIONS! HOW COOL...321 - WE LEFT PARIS AFTER THE 'TOUR DE FRANCE' WAS FINISHED AND TOOK A TRAIN TO BORDEAUX JUST TO CHANGE TRAIN TO CANNES AT THE FRENCH RIVIERA. WE DECIDED TO LIVE IN LUXURY SO WE TOOK IN AT A THREE STARED HOTEL FOR A CHANGE. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO CANNES??? WE FELT A LITTLE BIT LIKE THE LOW BUDGET TOURISTS WHEN YOU COULD SEE THE RICH OLD YUPPIES WITH THEIR FAT BEER STOMACHS AND BALLHEADS DRIVING AROUND IN THEIR FANCY CARS AND OFCOURSE WITH A YOUNG BLOND GIRL AT THEIR SIDE. WHAT A WASTE!!! OUTSIDE THE HOUSE WHERE ALL THE MOVIE STARS HAVE THEIR HANDS IN THE CEMENT. MORPHEUS SHOWED HIS FEELINGS AND JUMPED ON CHUCK NORRIS HAND PLATE... WE LEFT CANNES WITH THE LOCAL TRAIN AND WENT TO NICE INSTEAD - MORPHEUS ONLINE... THE FIRST THING WE DID WAS CHECKING IN AT A HOTEL. THIS TIME A LOW BUDGET ONE WITHOUT TV AND STUFF. WE LATER WENT OUT TO FIND A PLACE TO EAT AND A GOOD ARCADE HALL. OFCOURSE WE FOUND BOTH, BUT THE ARCADE HALL WAS TOO LAME TO SPEND SUCH MONEY THAT WE DID... EXACTLY THREE HUNDRED FRANC EACH. THE SECOND DAY WE WENT OUT TO CUT OUR HAIR. BEFORE THE CUT, THE SPY LOOKED LIKE A HIPPIE AND I ALMOST THE SAME. WHEN WE WENT DOWN TO THE BEACH TO CATCH THE SUN, WE COULD EASILY SEE ALL THOSE NICE GOOD LOOKING GIRLS. I TELL YOU, I LOVE THEM!! AFTER JUST A QUARTER, IT STARTED THUNDERING. WE SEARCHED PROTECTION UNDER THE BEACH BAR. INFRONT OF ME STOOD A REALLY NICE WOMAN. AFTER A WHILE I ASKED HER IF SHE WAS BUSY TONIGHT BUT SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO PARIS IN A FEW HOURS. ANYWAY, WE SAT DOWN AND TALKED ABOUT EVERYTHING. AFTER SOME MINUTES I GOT TIRED SITTING AND DOING NOTHING. I TRIED TO KISS HER BUT SHE SAID NO, SO I LEFT TO THE HOTEL - D. LATER WHEN I RETURNED TO THE BEACH, I SAW HER SUNBATHING TOPLESS, AND WITH HER BOYFRIEND SITTING BESIDE HER. SHIT!! I TELL YOU, SHE WAS A NICE PIECE OF FLESH AND BLOOD. WE HAD ALOT OF FUN IN FRANCE SO WE WILL DEFINITELY GO THERE AGAIN. NOW I LOVE BOTH ITALY AND FRANCE.321 - /4 WHEN WE ARRIVED AT THE LITTLE STATION IN AVENZA WE WERE MET BY ZAGOR, ZORIS AND GIANLUCA ALSO KNOWN AS BRANZINO ALIAS ANZULA ALIAS GI NINE ZERO NINE... - F THE SECOND EVENING WE WENT TOGETHER WITH ZAGOR AND ZORIS TO WATCH A FOOTBALL MATCH THAT THEY WHERE GOING TO PLAY WITH THEIR LOCAL LAMERS. BOTH OF THEM WERE GOALIES, BUT THIS TIME IN DIFFERENT TEAMS. ZORIS HAD TO PLAY WITH THE OLDIES. DURING THE MATCH, ZAGOR WAS INJURED BY ONE OF THE OLDIES THAT CRUSHED HIS BIG POTATO TOE. WE COULD NOT STAND WATCHING THE WHOLE GAME SO WE BORROWED A FOOTBALL AND PLAYED FOR OURSELVES. LATER WHEN THE DAY REACHED ITS END, ALL MOSQITOS STARTED TO BITE US ALL OVER - F SOME DAYS LATER, WE WENT TO LUNA PARK, A KIND OF A TRAVELING FUN PARK. THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE PARK WAS ALL THE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. BUT AFTER SOME HOURS WE LEFT BECAUSE OF BORENESS, SO WE WENT TO THE BEACH. THERE WE MET SOME OF OUR HOMEBOYS' RELATIVES AND FRIENDS. ONE GUY WAS REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE HE WANTED TO LEARN SOME DIRTY WORDS IN SWEDISH. ONE OF THEM WERE 'VILL DU KNULLA' WHICH MEANS 'DO YOU WANNA FUCK' IN ENGLISH. OFCOURSE THEY HAD TO LEARN US DIRTY WORDS IN ITALIAN, LIKE 'CATZONE', 'TROJA' AND 'FINNOCIO'... THE NEXT DAY GABRIEL OF THE FORCE CAME OVER AND WE ALL WENT UP IN THE WHITE MARMOR MOUNTAINS THAT ONLY EXCISTS HERE IN AVENZA. BOTH ME AND THE SPY WANTED TO THE TOP BUT AS GABRIEL'S CAR WAS TOO SMALL WITH A TINY ENGINE THERE WERE NO CHANCE. THE SPY HERE AGAIN... SOME DAYS LATER WE DROVE TO THE LOCAL COMPUTER SHOP TO BUY SOME DISKS. GIANLUCA AND ZAGOR ALSO WANTED TO KNOW IF THE GAMES FROM SIMULMONDO SELLS WELL SINCE THEY'RE PRUDUCING A BOXING GAME FOR THAT ITALIAN SOFTWARE HOUSE... ONE DAY GABRIEL AND HIS GIRLFRIEND PICKED US UP TO DRIVE US TO PARMA, GABRIELS HACKER HQ! WE ALSO WANTED SOME NEW STUFF THAT PROBABLY WHERE LAYING IN THE POSTBOX. GABRIEL PRESSED THE PEDAL TO THE BOTTOM AND BROKE HIS OWN SPEED RECORD WITH HIS MOTHERS FIAT LANCIA... THE STUDENT APARTMENT WAS A REAL MESS!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE KEEPING HIS DISKS IN A SHOPPING WAGON??? I HADN'T UNTIL NOW. QUITE FUNNY ANYWAY. THE NEW WARES WAS THERE ALRIGHT, SO WE HEADED HOME AGAIN AFTER SOME HOURS. LATER IN THE NIGHT AFTER WHEN WE HAD EATEN DINNER AT THE LOCAL RESTAURANT MORPHEUS AND ZAGOR JUST HAD TO PLAY SOME ARCADES! THEY WAS ALMOST ON THE WAY TO WARP A 'STREETFIGHTER' GAME WHEN THEY RAN OUT OF MONEY. BAD LUCK... HAVE YOU HERD OF A GROUP CALLED ARM? A GUY CALLED EX M OF ARM HAD HERD FROM GIANLUCA THAT THE FAMOUS FLASH INC WHERE IN AVENZA. HE JUST HAD TO MEET US, SO WE PROMISED TO COME OVER. THE FUNNY THING WAS THAT THIS GUY WHERE REALLY NERVOUS TO MEET US THAT HE CALLED UP GIANLUCA AND ASKED HIM HOW TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF. HE HAD BEEN PRACTICING INFRONT OF HIS MIRROR... 'HELLO I AM EX M OF ARM...' WE DROVE HOME TO THIS GUY AND HE WAS REALLY QUITE OK! JUST TO BAD THAT HE HAD SUCH BAD TASTE ABOUT MUSIC! LAME TECHNO ZAK... GABRIEL CAME OVER ASWELL, AND SINCE HE IS A DISCJOCKEY AND LOVES RAPPING WITH TECHNO MUSIC WE HAD TO STAND THAT NOISE FOR THE WHOLE AFTERNOON. I LEFT THE PLACE WITH A ACING HEAD... - H 0TO LAME, CAUSE TODAY WE HAVE TO GO HOME.321 - THE TRAVEL HOME TOOK US SOME FIFTY HOURS, IT WAS ALL OKAY UNTIL WE GOT TO SWEDEN. THE LAST PLANE TO STOCKHOLM HAD ALREADY LEFT. SHIT WHAT NOW WE THOUGHT. I CONVINCED MORPHEUS AND WE TOOK THE NIGHT TRAIN HOME... A REAL MONEY EATING WAY TO END OUR TRIP. - H WE ARE NOW BACK IN TOWN AGAIN AND NOW AFTERWARDS I MUST SAY THAT WE HAD A HELL OF A GOOD TIME. I WILL NOW END THIS TEXT BY SENDING THE BIGGEST THANX TO THE PEOPLE THAT MADE THE TRIP TO SUCH A SUCCESS... - H 5/THE WHOLE GANG OF X FACTOR MEMBERS THAT WE MET AT SPIDERMANS PLACE IN DENMARK! WE HOPE TO MEET YOU AGAIN AT THE DOMINATORS PARTY IF IT EVER IS GOING TO BE HELD... - H +ANONYM, CREAT AND LUBBER OF PADUA! GOOD LUCK WITH YOU GAMES AND PL - DESE TRY TO RELEASE A DEMO WHEN YOU GET ANY TIME OVER... - H -S.Y.S OF ALPHA FLIGHT! TO BAD I BECOME SICK AT YOUR PLACE. I REALLY HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE DOMINATORS PARTY. - H /SCORP AND HIS LOCAL CRIME BUDDIES! YEAH! WE MUST OFCORSE MEET AGAIN, SO SEE YOU LATER THEN... - H 0ZAGOR, ZORIS, GI NINE ZERO NINE, GABRIEL, EX M AND ALL THE OTHER COOL PERSONS WE MET IN ITALY... - H 3OVER AND OUT. THE SPY AND MORPHEUS OF FLASH INCORPORATED IS SIGNING OFF FOR THIS TIME. MAKE SURE YOU GET THE NEXT FLASH INC. DEMO THAT WILL BE RELEASED SOMETIME IN THE AUTUMN OR IN THE EARLY WINTER...321 BYE!! _ - KLLLMNOP HOFOCEHFEGG - US TO BUY THERE SERVICE. WHO CAN GET A HARD ON OF THAT WITHOUT BEEING DRUNK? WHEN WE HAD STOPPED TO HAVE A BEER MORPHEUS WANTED A BIG ONE! IT SEEMS THAT IN THIS COUNTRY YOU DON'T GET STONED ON ALCHOHOL, BUT BY SMOKING A JOINT INSTEAD. ANYWAY MORPHEUS GOT THE BIGGEST GLAS THEY HAD, ONLY A HALF LITER. SHAME ON YOU HOLLAND... THE NEXT MORNING SCORP'S FRIEND PHONED. HE SAID THAT A MAN JUMPED INFRONT OF THE TRAIN THAT WOULD BRING HIM HOME. THE FRONT OF THE TRAIN HAD BEEN FULL OF BLOOD AND HUMAN PIECES ALL OVER AND THE FIRE BRIGAD HAD TO REMOVE IT IN PUBLIC OFCOURSE. TWO DAYS LATER WE WENT TO A PUB, WE NOTICED THAT THEY HAD MINIGOLF SO WE DECIDED TO TRY IT. AS MOST TIMES IT WENT OUT OF CONTROL AND THE SPY MANAGED TO SHOOT AWAY TWO BALLS INTO THE WOODS, TO BAD IT WAS TO DARK TO SEARCH. SCORP CHEATED AS ALWAYS AND I GUESS IF WE HAD COUNTED THE POINTS MORPHEUS WHOULD HAD WON. BUT WHO CARES REALLY? IT'S NOW TIME TO LEAVE THIS DUTCH COUNTRY AND HEAD FOR PARIS.321 - THE SPY ON KEYS AGAIN... PARIS IS A COOL TOWN! BOTH I AND MORPHEUS LIKED IT. IT WAS QUITE CONFUSING WHEN WE ARRIVED TO THE TRAIN STATION BUT FINALLY WE MANAGED TO MAKE A BOOKING AT A HOTEL CLOSE TO NOTRE DAME. WE TOOK A CAB TO GET THERE. I MUST SAY THAT THE TRAFFIC IN PARIS MUST BE ONE OF THE STRANGEST IN THE WORLD. DRIVE HERE, DRIVE THERE, KRASH HERE, CRASH THERE, WHO CARES??? INFACT EVERY THIRD CAR OR SO HAD SOME CRASH MARKS. IN THE NIGHT WE HAD NOTHING TO DO, SO WE WENT DOWN TO THE LOCAL SHOP AND BOUGHT US SOME BOTTLES OF BEER AND ABSOLUT VODKA. WE ALSO BOUGHT A BOUNCH OF POSTCARDS TO SEND TO OUR CONTACTS AND FRIENDS. AFTER SOME HOURS WE STARTED TO BECOME REALLY DRUNK AND WE THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TO WRITE SOME PARTY TEXT TO OUR FRIENDS. IT WAS FUCKING HARD TO WRITE SINCE I HARDLY COULD HOLD THE PEN STRAIGHT. DO YOU LIKE OUR POSTCARDS, HARRY, BRIAN, ULF, MAGNUS, FRANK AND ZODIAC??? THE NEXT DAY THE HOTEL ROOM LOOKED LIKE SHIT WITH FROSTIES ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND WE WHERE AFRAID WE WHOULD GET KICKED OUT, SO WE HAD TO CLEAN THE ROOM FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. LATER WHEN THE HANGOVER WAS GONE WE TOOK OUR ASSES DOWN TO NOTRE DAME TO GET SOME PORTRAITS OF OUR UGLY FACES. UNLUCKY WE CHOOSED TWO LAME ARTISTS THAT PAINTED MORPHEUS TO LOOK LIKE A LITTLE CHILD AND THE GUY THAT DRAWED MY PICCY MADE IT LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE 'PHANTOM' PICCYS THAT THEY USE AS 'WANTED' AT THE COP STATIONS! HOW COOL...321 - WE LEFT PARIS AFTER THE 'TOUR DE FRANCE' WAS FINISHED AND TOOK A TRAIN TO BORDEAUX JUST TO CHANGE TRAIN TO CANNES AT THE FRENCH RIVIERA. WE DECIDED TO LIVE IN LUXURY SO WE TOOK IN AT A THREE STARED HOTEL FOR A CHANGE. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO CANNES??? WE FELT A LITTLE BIT LIKE THE LOW BUDGET TOURISTS WHEN YOU COULD SEE THE RICH OLD YUPPIES WITH THEIR FAT BEER STOMACHS AND BALLHEADS DRIVING AROUND IN THEIR FANCY CARS AND OFCOURSE WITH A YOUNG BLOND GIRL AT THEIR SIDE. WHAT A WASTE!!! OUTSIDE THE HOUSE WHERE ALL THE MOVIE STARS HAVE THEIR HANDS IN THE CEMENT. MORPHEUS SHOWED HIS FEELINGS AND JUMPED ON CHUCK NORRIS HAND PLATE... WE LEFT CANNES WITH THE LOCAL TRAIN AND WENT TO NICE INSTEAD - MORPHEUS ONLINE... THE FIRST THING WE DID WAS CHECKING IN AT A HOTEL. THIS TIME A LOW BUDGET ONE WITHOUT TV AND STUFF. WE LATER WENT OUT TO FIND A PLACE TO EAT AND A GOOD ARCADE HALL. OFCOURSE WE FOUND BOTH, BUT THE ARCADE HALL WAS TOO LAME TO SPEND SUCH MONEY THAT WE DID... EXACTLY THREE HUNDRED FRANC EACH. THE SECOND DAY WE WENT OUT TO CUT OUR HAIR. BEFORE THE CUT, THE SPY LOOKED LIKE A HIPPIE AND I ALMOST THE SAME. WHEN WE WENT DOWN TO THE BEACH TO CATCH THE SUN, WE COULD EASILY SEE ALL THOSE NICE GOOD LOOKING GIRLS. I TELL YOU, I LOVE THEM!! AFTER JUST A QUARTER, IT STARTED THUNDERING. WE SEARCHED PROTECTION UNDER THE BEACH BAR. INFRONT OF ME STOOD A REALLY NICE WOMAN. AFTER A WHILE I ASKED HER IF SHE WAS BUSY TONIGHT BUT SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO PARIS IN A FEW HOURS. ANYWAY, WE SAT DOWN AND TALKED ABOUT EVERYTHING. AFTER SOME MINUTES I GOT TIRED SITTING AND DOING NOTHING. I TRIED TO KISS HER BUT SHE SAID NO, SO I LEFT TO THE HOTEL - D. LATER WHEN I RETURNED TO THE BEACH, I SAW HER SUNBATHING TOPLESS, AND WITH HER BOYFRIEND SITTING BESIDE HER. SHIT!! I TELL YOU, SHE WAS A NICE PIECE OF FLESH AND BLOOD. WE HAD ALOT OF FUN IN FRANCE SO WE WILL DEFINITELY GO THERE AGAIN. NOW I LOVE BOTH ITALY AND FRANCE.321 - /4 WHEN WE ARRIVED AT THE LITTLE STATION IN AVENZA WE WERE MET BY ZAGOR, ZORIS AND GIANLUCA ALSO KNOWN AS BRANZINO ALIAS ANZULA ALIAS GI NINE ZERO NINE... - F THE SECOND EVENING WE WENT TOGETHER WITH ZAGOR AND ZORIS TO WATCH A FOOTBALL MATCH THAT THEY WHERE GOING TO PLAY WITH THEIR LOCAL LAMERS. BOTH OF THEM WERE GOALIES, BUT THIS TIME IN DIFFERENT TEAMS. ZORIS HAD TO PLAY WITH THE OLDIES. DURING THE MATCH, ZAGOR WAS INJURED BY ONE OF THE OLDIES THAT CRUSHED HIS BIG POTATO TOE. WE COULD NOT STAND WATCHING THE WHOLE GAME SO WE BORROWED A FOOTBALL AND PLAYED FOR OURSELVES. LATER WHEN THE DAY REACHED ITS END, ALL MOSQITOS STARTED TO BITE US ALL OVER - F SOME DAYS LATER, WE WENT TO LUNA PARK, A KIND OF A TRAVELING FUN PARK. THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE PARK WAS ALL THE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. BUT AFTER SOME HOURS WE LEFT BECAUSE OF BORENESS, SO WE WENT TO THE BEACH. THERE WE MET SOME OF OUR HOMEBOYS' RELATIVES AND FRIENDS. ONE GUY WAS REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE HE WANTED TO LEARN SOME DIRTY WORDS IN SWEDISH. ONE OF THEM WERE 'VILL DU KNULLA' WHICH MEANS 'DO YOU WANNA FUCK' IN ENGLISH. OFCOURSE THEY HAD TO LEARN US DIRTY WORDS IN ITALIAN, LIKE 'CATZONE', 'TROJA' AND 'FINNOCIO'... THE NEXT DAY GABRIEL OF THE FORCE CAME OVER AND WE ALL WENT UP IN THE WHITE MARMOR MOUNTAINS THAT ONLY EXCISTS HERE IN AVENZA. BOTH ME AND THE SPY WANTED TO THE TOP BUT AS GABRIEL'S CAR WAS TOO SMALL WITH A TINY ENGINE THERE WERE NO CHANCE. THE SPY HERE AGAIN... SOME DAYS LATER WE DROVE TO THE LOCAL COMPUTER SHOP TO BUY SOME DISKS. GIANLUCA AND ZAGOR ALSO WANTED TO KNOW IF THE GAMES FROM SIMULMONDO SELLS WELL SINCE THEY'RE PRUDUCING A BOXING GAME FOR THAT ITALIAN SOFTWARE HOUSE... ONE DAY GABRIEL AND HIS GIRLFRIEND PICKED US UP TO DRIVE US TO PARMA, GABRIELS HACKER HQ! WE ALSO WANTED SOME NEW STUFF THAT PROBABLY WHERE LAYING IN THE POSTBOX. GABRIEL PRESSED THE PEDAL TO THE BOTTOM AND BROKE HIS OWN SPEED RECORD WITH HIS MOTHERS FIAT LANCIA... THE STUDENT APARTMENT WAS A REAL MESS!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE KEEPING HIS DISKS IN A SHOPPING WAGON??? I HADN'T UNTIL NOW. QUITE FUNNY ANYWAY. THE NEW WARES WAS THERE ALRIGHT, SO WE HEADED HOME AGAIN AFTER SOME HOURS. LATER IN THE NIGHT AFTER WHEN WE HAD EATEN DINNER AT THE LOCAL RESTAURANT MORPHEUS AND ZAGOR JUST HAD TO PLAY SOME ARCADES! THEY WAS ALMOST ON THE WAY TO WARP A 'STREETFIGHTER' GAME WHEN THEY RAN OUT OF MONEY. BAD LUCK... HAVE YOU HERD OF A GROUP CALLED ARM? A GUY CALLED EX M OF ARM HAD HERD FROM GIANLUCA THAT THE FAMOUS FLASH INC WHERE IN AVENZA. HE JUST HAD TO MEET US, SO WE PROMISED TO COME OVER. THE FUNNY THING WAS THAT THIS GUY WHERE REALLY NERVOUS TO MEET US THAT HE CALLED UP GIANLUCA AND ASKED HIM HOW TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF. HE HAD BEEN PRACTICING INFRONT OF HIS MIRROR... 'HELLO I AM EX M OF ARM...' WE DROVE HOME TO THIS GUY AND HE WAS REALLY QUITE OK! JUST TO BAD THAT HE HAD SUCH BAD TASTE ABOUT MUSIC! LAME TECHNO ZAK... GABRIEL CAME OVER ASWELL, AND SINCE HE IS A DISCJOCKEY AND LOVES RAPPING WITH TECHNO MUSIC WE HAD TO STAND THAT NOISE FOR THE WHOLE AFTERNOON. I LEFT THE PLACE WITH A ACING HEAD... - H 0TO LAME, CAUSE TODAY WE HAVE TO GO HOME.321 - THE TRAVEL HOME TOOK US SOME FIFTY HOURS, IT WAS ALL OKAY UNTIL WE GOT TO SWEDEN. THE LAST PLANE TO STOCKHOLM HAD ALREADY LEFT. SHIT WHAT NOW WE THOUGHT. I CONVINCED MORPHEUS AND WE TOOK THE NIGHT TRAIN HOME... A REAL MONEY EATING WAY TO END OUR TRIP. - H WE ARE NOW BACK IN TOWN AGAIN AND NOW AFTERWARDS I MUST SAY THAT WE HAD A HELL OF A GOOD TIME. I WILL NOW END THIS TEXT BY SENDING THE BIGGEST THANX TO THE PEOPLE THAT MADE THE TRIP TO SUCH A SUCCESS... - H 5/THE WHOLE GANG OF X FACTOR MEMBERS THAT WE MET AT SPIDERMANS PLACE IN DENMARK! WE HOPE TO MEET YOU AGAIN AT THE DOMINATORS PARTY IF IT EVER IS GOING TO BE HELD... - H +ANONYM, CREAT AND LUBBER OF PADUA! GOOD LUCK WITH YOU GAMES AND PL - DESE TRY TO RELEASE A DEMO WHEN YOU GET ANY TIME OVER... - H -S.Y.S OF ALPHA FLIGHT! TO BAD I BECOME SICK AT YOUR PLACE. I REALLY HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE DOMINATORS PARTY. - H /SCORP AND HIS LOCAL CRIME BUDDIES! YEAH! WE MUST OFCORSE MEET AGAIN, SO SEE YOU LATER THEN... - H 0ZAGOR, ZORIS, GI NINE ZERO NINE, GABRIEL, EX M AND ALL THE OTHER COOL PERSONS WE MET IN ITALY... - H 3OVER AND OUT. THE SPY AND MORPHEUS OF FLASH INCORPORATED IS SIGNING OFF FOR THIS TIME. MAKE SURE YOU GET THE NEXT FLASH INC. DEMO THAT WILL BE RELEASED SOMETIME IN THE AUTUMN OR IN THE EARLY WINTER...321 BYE!! _ - KLLLMNOP HOFOCEHFEGG -