Torquemurder by Hal 9000
**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD: SEARCHING FOUND TORQUEMURDER LOADING READY. RUN - "TTTTTTTTTTTTTT1986 ' - & HELLO ALL, WELCOME TO THE LATEST DEMO FROM $$$ KGB $$$ AND $$$ HAL $$$ ALL GRAPHIXX AND SPRITES BY $ HAL $ ALL CODING AND SPESH FX BY $ KGB $ MUSIC BY $ MICHAEL WINTERBERG $ CHARACTER SET BY * IG * FROM AN ORIGINAL COVER ARTWORK OF '2000 AD' BY * BRYAN TALBOT * !!! RIGHT, KGB FIRST ... AHHH I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY 'HI' TO EVERYONE THAT I MET AT THAT 'PCW' SHOW ... STARRING IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE : GANDALF * HAVOC * TIM * STOAT * LIZARD * JAN * BOB * DOUG * GAWWY LIDDUN * STU * STEVE * HAZEL ($!) * ANDY ROGERS * MAT * GOLEM * DAVE FROM 'PULSE PRODUCTIONS' * THE BIRDS ON THE MARTECH STAND (HEHE!) (CORRRRRRRRR!!) ($$$$$$$$$) HEHE * TJ * ROOSTA * DOKK * SKUZZ * JABBA * BLADE * DELBOY * GONZO * EGOR * HAGGIS (I KNOW U ALREADY !) * SPIDEY * CORY * YORKIE AND MOZEZ (CHEERZ FOR THAT DOOBRY !) * NIGHTFOX * JO BONAR * WHOEVER HAD THE MALTEEZERZ !! GULP, CANT THINK OF ANY MORE ... ANYWAY, HI TO YOU LOT !! ALSO HI TO WHO I MET AT THAT INCREDIBLE 'UMIST SHOW' JEEZZZ, SO HUGE !! HAD A JOB TO GET IN !! ONLY ONE DECENT STAND AT THAT WAS ALWAYS PACKED !! AND WHERE DID 'YETI' GO????? ANYWAY, HI TO THE GUYZ I MET THERE : JON AND TOD (WOW, THAT SHAKING DOOBRY WAS LIKE FAR OUT ... GOTTA GET IT .. WHERE IS IT ... HELP !! ) * YORKIE AND MOZEZ * WELSH WIERDO * TJ * ROOSTA * DOKK * BANDIT * JABBA * CAPTAIN KIRK * JEEZ, WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHO ELSE I MET : ANYWAY, WISH I COULD HAVE MET : CHRIS (COH1) * BONNIE AND CLYDE * DEMON * DAVE WHITTAKER * AND THE OTHERS THANK GOD FUR DAT !!! ANYWAY, MUST GIVE OLD HAL A WORD I SPOSE HERE HE IS !!! BORAG THUNNG!!! THIS IS HAL HERE, AND BEFORE I START I MUST GIVE A HELLUVA LOT OF CREDIT TO *** BRYAN TALBOT *** WHOSE COVER ART FOR THE MEGA MAG $$$ 2000 AD $$$ IS ADAPTED HERE INTO DIGITAL FORM . ANYONE SEEN $$$ ALIENS $$$ ??? MEGA MEGA MEGA ! ... IN FACT, QUITE GOOD. I RECKON IT'S AS GOOD AS THE $$$ STAR TREK $$$ FILMS OR EVEN AS GOOD AS THE $$$ TWILIGHT ZONE $$$ !!!!!!!!!! ... TALKING OF WHICH, THE ***** N E W ***** TWILIGHT ZONE SERIES IS OUT OVER HERE ON VIDEO ( I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO BE ON T.V. ) AND IT'S MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA !!!!! ... ANYWAY, NO MORE ABOUT THAT OR I'LL PROBABLY EXPLODE... AND ALSO, TALKING OF ARCADES, ( WHICH I WASN'T ), THERE ARE A FEW NEW GAMES AROUND AT THE MO... THE NOW FAMOUS * SPACE HARRIER * , WHICH IS ACE EXCEPT THAT YOU CAN GET FURTHER WITH MORE MONEY... A PLOY PRESENT ON MANY NEW GAMES, NOTABLY * GAUNTLET * AND THE SUPERB * QUARTET * ( OKAY IF YOUR'E REALLY RICH ! ) AND, THE UNSURPASSED (!) ( I DIDN'T GET 9 O LEVELS WITHOUT LEARNING HOW TO SPELL ' UNSURPASSED' !!! ) *** STAR RIDER *** ON THE GRAPHICS FRONT. THOSE VISUALS ARE BETTER THAN A CRAY! BUT, THE BEST FOR GAMEPLAY STILL REMAINS TO BE THE A M A Z I N G $$$ I, ROBOT $$$ !!! NOW THAT IS COOL !!! ( I WON'T EVEN BOTHER MENTIONING ' MARIO BROTHERS ' ... YEEEUUUCCCHHHHH!!! ) WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT IT EXCEPT TO SAY HELLO TO ME BEST MATES... BORIS ( THE LAMBOURGHINI MAN ), DAPPER FRY ( IN HIS OOOHHH SOOOOO CASUAL WHITES ! ), AND THE F.B.I. ... SORRY, K.G.B. SO, TAKE IT AWAY, CAGEY BABES !!!!!!! JUSSAFEW HELLOS THAT I MISSED HI TO : SPOOK & MRS (MISS?) (MS?) SPOOK * PED-POL AND ANY OTHERS !!!! AND FINALLY HI TO COLIN (GOLLY !) AND STEVE (IG!?) RIGHT, THATS IT FOR PROBABLY A FAIR TIME .... MAYBE A CHRISTMAS DEMO ?????? SEYYA ALL ON PARTY LINE SUMTIME (BL**DY FAT CHANCE IF THOSE CHEXX I SEND NEVER REACH COMPUNET ( U AINT MUCH HELP 'JANE', JUST RUN OFF WHEN YOU ARE IN TROUBLE EH????? ) ANYWAY, CANT COMPLAIN... BYEEEE FROM $ KGB $ AND $ HAL $ !!!! - -