Top 40 Demo by Le Squadron Dominant
AUOHRETSOO BULCRETUPMOC,DER,STUMSTOB,XELATHE 1001-CREW,NETJE,JURGEN,A.L.F.,MR.AL - - - PRESENT : THE TOP 40 DEMO NOW PLAYING : 'SOMETIMES' BY : 'ERASURE' PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE - THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS PRESENT AGAIN A NICE DEMO. THIS TIME WITH SOME MUSIC FROM UB 40 AND IT IS CALLED 'SING OUR OWN SONG'.THE PICTURE IS FROM TERMINATOR. LOOK OUT FOR TDC LIVE CONCERT 2 - BUT NOW LET'S TELL YOU A NICE JOKE. THERE WERE TO STUPID PEOPLE,NAMED THE BEAST AND CRACKERJACK. THEY WERE SOLLICITATING FOR A JOB AND THE BEAST WAS FIRST INTERVIEWED WHILE CRACKERJACK WAS WAITING IN THE WAITINGROOM. THE BEAST KNEW EVERYTHING: WHO HE WAS,WHEN HE WAS BORN,WHERE HE LIVED. THE INTERVIEWER SAID: 'I WILL ASK YOU ONE MORE QUESTION AND IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER YOU CAN WORK HERE. WHAT'S MADE OF LEATHER,THERE'S A SOLE UNDER IT AND YOU WALK ON IT ?' THE BEAST SAID: 'HOW DIFFICULT - .N LET ME THINK - ARE THERE LACES IN IT ??' 'YES' 'HA,THEN IT'S A PAIR OF SHOES !!' 'YES THAT'S GOOD. YOU CAN WORK HERE. WILL YOU CALL THE OTHER ONE ?' THE BEAST WENT TO THE WAITINGROOM AND SAID: 'YOU CAN GO IN NOW AND IF THEY ASK A DIFFICULT QUESTION,ASK IF THERE ARE LACES IN IT. IF SO,IT'S A PAIR OF SHOES.' 'ALRIGHT',SAID CRACKERJACK AND HE WENT INSIDE. HE ALSO KNEW EVERYTHING AND THE INTERVIEWER ASKED: 'WHAT HANGS ON THE WALL AND TICKS ?' - N'HOW DIFFICULT - .U ',SAID CRACKERJACK,' - . 9 ARE THERE LACES IN IT ?' 'NO,THERE ARE NO LACES IN IT.' - -'HA,THEN I KNOW, IT'S A PAIR OF SANDALS !!' ( - WELL I THINK THIS WILL BE ENOUGH TEXT,THERE ISN'T ANYONE READING ANYWAY,EXCEPT FOR A FEW STUPIDS (SORRY !),SO LET'S START ALL OVER AGAIN - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - - - - PRESENT : THE TOP 40 DEMO NOW PLAYING : 'SOMETIMES' BY : 'ERASURE' PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS HAVE THE HONOUR TO PRESENT YOU THIS WONDERFULL DEMO WHICH IS CALLED "TOP 40 DEMO",'COZ THE MUSIC IN THIS DEMO IS FROM "ERASURE" (SOMETIMES) AND FROM - D. NO,I'M NOT GONNA TELL YA YET,COZ YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT YASELF BY PRESSING SPACE. NO !!! NOT YET !! FIRST LISTEN TO THIS FREAKY MUSIC .... ISN'T IT NICE. AND WHAT D'YA THINK OF THIS SCROLL ??? HAAAA,BEAUTIFUL - D! IT WAS MADE BY THE MIGHTY MUSQUITO FROM THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS (TM,(R),(P),(C) 1987). NO JOKE IN THIS SCROLLING. - GA , I FOOLED YA, HERE IS A JOKE !!!! - G WHAT'S WHITE AND SQUARE ???? - & A PING-PONG BLOCK - I NOW YOU CAN PRESS SPACE. - O COME ON, DON'T YOU DARE OR SOMETHIN' ?? - D BE BRAVE,PRESS IT !!! - M ALRIGHT,THEN YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT FOR YOURSELF. I START AGAIN - THE TOP 40 DEMO - 7 NOW PLAYING : 'SOMETIMES' - W BY : 'ERASURE' - PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE -