The Unshaved Coconut by Equinoxe[Sweden]
- HI FRIENDS! LET'S GET RID OF THE CREDITS: SCROLL BY VERDUN. SIDEBORDER ROUTINE WITH SPLITS AND ALL OTHER CODE BY MAWKISH. MAWKISH IS SITTING BEHIND THE KEYS. THE DAY IS THE 19TH OF JUNE AND IT'S ONLY FIVE DAYS LEFT UNTIL THE TRONDHEIM PARTY. IT'LL BE FUN BUT I HAVE TO WORK DAY AND NIGHT TO GET MY PARTS FINISHED TO THE COMPO. THIS EVENING I STAYED AT VERDUN'S PLACE 'TIL THREE O'CLOCK IN THE NIGHT. WE WORKED ON OUR EQUINOXE-LOGO WHICH WILL HANG ON THE WALL IN THE COPYLOCAL IN TRONDHEIM. IT'S A SHEET WITH OUR NAMES AND A LOT OF BRAINLESS COMMENTS. YOU WON'T MISS IT. WHEN I ARRIVED TO MY HOME I REMEMBERED THAT I HAD PROMISED MY MUM TO DO THE DISHES. I HAVE BEEN ALONE AT HOME FOR FIVE DAYS(!) AND WHEN SHE COME HOME THIS MORNING SHE WANTS IT NICE AND CLEAN. SO I HAVE JUST FINISHED FIVE DAYS OF DISH. I LOVE DISHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!! AFTER THE DISHES I CALMED DOWN WITH SOME CODING ON THIS PART. THE TIME IS NOW 6.26 AM AND THE SUN HAVE RISEN A LONG TIME AGO AND THE PAPER IS HERE. I'M PRETTY SATISFIED WITH THIS PART, BESIDES THAT I WANTED SIDEBORDER ON THE EIGHT WAVING SPRITES. BUT THATS THE WAY IT IS-LAMERS DO LAME PARTS! I THINK IT'S TIME TO HIT THE SACK NOW. I BETTER GET SOME HOUR OF SLEEP BEFORE THE OLD LADY SHOWS UP... MAW SAY WRAP! SE YA' _ - N HI FRIENDS! LET'S GET RID OF THE CREDITS: SCROLL BY VERDUN. SIDEBORDER ROUTINE WITH SPLITS AND ALL OTHER CODE BY MAWKISH. MAWKISH IS SITTING BEHIND THE KEYS. THE DAY IS THE 19TH OF JUNE AND IT'S ONLY FIVE DAYS LEFT UNTIL THE TRONDHEIM PARTY. IT'LL BE FUN BUT I HAVE TO WORK DAY AND NIGHT TO GET MY PARTS FINISHED TO THE COMPO. THIS EVENING I STAYED AT VERDUN'S PLACE 'TIL THREE O'CLOCK IN THE NIGHT. WE WORKED ON OUR EQUINOXE-LOGO WHICH WILL HANG ON THE WALL IN THE COPYLOCAL IN TRONDHEIM. IT'S A SHEET WITH OUR NAMES AND A LOT OF BRAINLESS COMMENTS. YOU WON'T MISS IT. WHEN I ARRIVED TO MY HOME I REMEMBERED THAT I HAD PROMISED MY MUM TO DO THE DISHES. I HAVE BEEN ALONE AT HOME FOR FIVE DAYS(!) AND WHEN SHE COME HOME THIS MORNING SHE WANTS IT NICE AND CLEAN. SO I HAVE JUST FINISHED FIVE DAYS OF DISH. I LOVE DISHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!! AFTER THE DISHES I CALMED DOWN WITH SOME CODING ON THIS PART. THE TIME IS NOW 6.26 AM AND THE SUN HAVE RISEN A LONG TIME AGO AND THE PAPER IS HERE. I'M PRETTY SATISFIED WITH THIS PART, BESIDES THAT I WANTED SIDEBORDER ON THE EIGHT WAVING SPRITES. BUT THATS THE WAY IT IS-LAMERS DO LAME PARTS! I THINK IT'S TIME TO HIT THE SACK NOW. I BETTER GET SOME HOUR OF SLEEP BEFORE THE OLD LADY SHOWS UP... -
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ - - Q/*,_ RD+-G[SF89IZTH67KYUJ - Q/*,_ RD+-G[SF89IZTH - OK ALL DUDES HERE IS VERDUN... I'VE JUST RETURN HOME FROM MY FUCKING BOORING SUMMERWORK.. IN PRESICLY ONE WEEK I AND MAWKISH IS GOING ONBOARD ON THE TRAIN TO TRONDHEIM EXACT IN THIS TIME I HARDLY CAN WAIT TO IT ONE TINY LITTLE WEEK UNTILL I WILL MEET HUMANOID HXS AGAIN AMD ALSO HIS GROUP FRINDS AND STONE ANM WELL TRONDHEIM RULES THIS SUMMER I HAVE MUCH TO DO SO I BETTER STOP HERE AND WRITE THE LAME SCROLLER BELOW - CREDITS PEOPLE LAME CODE BY ME VERDUN. MUSAX BY JOHANESS BJARGARD. THIZ FONT BY DPL SHAPE LOGO BY III V. SPRITES MASTERMIND. I HAVE JUST EATEN SO NOW I AN READY A LONG TEXT SO SITT DOWN ANDENJOY THIS LAME PART.... LAST FRIDAY I AND TWO OTHER GUY OF EQU GRADUATED IN SCHOOL WE TOOK THE THE SWEDISH MARK OF STUDENT.. AND WE ALSO SEPARATED FROM ALL OUR FRIENDS FOR THOSE TREE YEARS WE BEEN STUDDING IN THE SCHOOL.. ATLAEST TEN PERCENT OF THE GUYS WAS FORCED TO BEGIN THERE MILITARY SERVICE AT THE MOODAY AFTER SO IT FEELS A LITTLE BIT SAD THIS TIME BUT WHAT THE HECK ITIS SUMMER HOLLIDAY AND I CAN RELAX UNTILL EIGTH OF AUGUST WHEN I MUST TRAVEL TO SMALL TOWN CALLD ENKOPING FOR MY MILITARY SERVICE FOR TEN MONTHS IT WONT BE FUN I THINK.... BROTHERS IN ARMS IS THE BEST SONG EVER WRITTE I AM LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW PURE GOODNESS I LOVE IT LISTNING TO OLD CALM SONGS NOW DAYS WHEN YOU ARE ALONE WITH THIS BIT BOX OF COMPUTER.. OH ALL YOU FELLAS NOW WHEN YOU ARE READING THIS STOP DOING THAT AND CALL ME INSTEAD I REALY WHAN TO TALK WITH YOU NOMATTER WHO YOU ARE I JUST WANT TO HAVE A CHAT WITH YOU. CALL PLUS FOUR SIX ZERO IF SWE ONE SIX FOUR TWO THREE ZERO SEVEN SIX AND ASK FOR MICKE DO IT NOW................. WELL AS THEY SAY WRAP IT LAMER - (C) THE LORDS OF SONICS - (C) THE LORDS OF SONICS - 
FOR A WHILE AND SO FAR, SO GOD, SO WHAT - - - _ HELL ALL DUDES THIS IS VERDUN OF EQUINOXE WRITING THIS CRAP FROM OUR AND HORIZON'S PARTY HERE IN ESKILSTUNA SWEDEN 12-15 OF MAY 1989 WERNER REALLY WANT TO WRITE ABOUT 34 BLOCKS NOW. BYE..... WELL, WELL, WELL, AFTER ALL OF VERDUNS MISSPELLINGS I'M GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING...... IT'S A GREAT PARTY WITH MANY COOL GROUPS (AND SOME LAMERS...) I HAVEN'T SLEPT AN HOUR AND I'M NOT DIZZY!! IT'S SO FUN AND I HAVE VERY MUCH SHIT TO DO.... THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS CROWDED WITH PEOPLE AND WE ONLY RENTED LESS THAN HALF THE SCHOOL..... IT'S 6:04 AT SATURDAY MORNING... THE PARTY ENDS AT MONDAY AFTERNOON, THE PEOPLE IS COMING IN ALL THE TIME, IT'S FUN BUT A BIT STRESSY!! SOME GUYS BROUGHT VODKA AND OTHER BOOZE HERE, ALTHOUGH WE HAD FORBIDDEN THEM.... OH SHIT.....THIS SCROLL IS BORING.... I NEED SOMETHING FUN, NOT SOMETHING LIKE THE GUYS (AND A GIRL!) WATCHING PORNO-MOVIES IN A CLASSROOM!!! A GUY JUST TOOK A BOUNCH OF KOFFEIN-PILLS.. HE IS GOING TO STAY AWAKE.... IKARI'S ROOM STINKS! (IT'S THE CLOAKROOM!!!!!) THEY ARE NOT HERE, I DON'T KNOW WHY!? VERDUN IS VERY NERVOUS AND RUNS ALL OVER THE PLACE... THE NEAREST PIZZA-RESTAURANT IS EXPENSIVE, 41 SEK FOR A PIZZA!! I THINK WE'RE GONNA CALL A PIZZA STORE WITH HOME DELIVERY AND ORDER A BOUNCHE OF PIZZAS! I WONDER WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN THE CLOAKROOM! NOT ME I HOPE!! WHEN WE ARRIVED YESTERDAY THE MUSIC SCHOOL HAD TRAING IN THE CONCERT-HALL JUST ABOVE OUR HEADS, THEY MUST HAVE WONDERED WHAT WAS GOING ON, LIKE THE PEOPLE I MET WHEN I TOOK A WALK IN T-SHIRT THROUGH THE CENTRE AT 3AM! OH NO, I MUST GO TO IKARI'S ROOM..I'WE DRINKEN TO MANY COKES.....HELL!! OH IT'S COLD HERE, I'M SITTING JUST BESIDE AN OPEN DOOR WITH PEOPLE RUNNING ALL THE TIME.. 3V IS PLAYING BORING MUSIC ON MY STEREO, ONLY SYNTHERSEISERS (OR HOW DO YOU SPELL IT(SYNTHS)) BORING MUSIC IN THIS SCROOLWRITER TOO.....URK!! (THAT'S SWEDISH) IT'S HELL, WE NEED THE KEY TO A FUSE-BOX.....(IT'S NOT TO THE MAIN-HALL, JUST A CLASSROOM) VERDUN IS STRESSED, I MUST SPEED UP.......OK SOON I'M GONNA DO THE FUNNIEST WORK OF ALL, WORK AT THE ENTRANCE, WHICH IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL!!!!!!! BORING......(AS THIS SCROLLTEXT) NOW IT'S NICE MUSIC ON THE CD (BRUCE THE BOSS) I'M BORED AGAIN.... OH' NO I MUST SPEED UP AGAIN.. WHAT THE HELL.... I'M FREEZIN..... THIS SCROLLTEXT IS PSYCHO, LIKE ALL SCROLLS!!! I WANNA DO SOMETHING FUNNIER.... PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING WHAT THEY CAN DO TONIGHT IN ESKILSTUNA, WELL, WELL, WELL.. I THINK THE ONLY FUN THING IS A PARTY AN WE'RE IN IT! ANYTHING ELSE A SATURDAY EVENING... RENT A VIDEO-TAPE, NEVER!!! ( I'WE RENTED A HALF FILM TO SEE AT MY PLACE SINCE THE VIDEO WAS INVENTED!!!! SEE A FILM AT A CINEMA, NEVER (WE HAVE THE FILMS HERE!) VERDUN IS SITTING BEHIND MY BACK WAITING, I'D BETTER HURRY, TAP THE KEYBOARD WITH TO HANDS OR SOMETHING..... WE SHOULD HAVE SOME GIRLS WORKING IN THE CAFETERIA SOME HOURS, BUT WHEN THEY DISCOVERED THAT IT WAS ALMOST ONLY A LOT OF GUYS HERE THEY ARE STAYING ALL THE TIME!! NOW I'M GONNA END THIS SCROLL, BYE!! LET THE CULTURE BAR FALL NOW!!!!!! - PARTY DOES IT ALL...... VERDUN DID THIS LAME... TIME IS NOW 05.39 TH 13TH OF MAY THE SECOND DAY OF OUR AND HORIZON'S PARTY HAS BEEN ON FOR A WHILE AND SO FAR, SO GOD, SO WHAT THIS IS THE LAST LAME PART OF THIS DEMO. CU SOOOONE ALLL KIDDS - - - * HELL ALL DUDES THIS IS VERDUN OF EQUINOXE WRITING THIS CRAP FROM OUR AND HORIZON'S PARTY HERE IN ESKILSTUNA SWEDEN 12-15 OF MAY 1989 - D WERNER REALLY WANT TO WRITE ABOUT 34 BLOCKS NOW. BYE - E. WELL, WELL, WELL, AFTER ALL OF VERDUNS MISSPELLINGS I'M GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING - F. IT'S A GREAT PARTY WITH MANY COOL GROUPS (AND SOME LAMERS...) I HAVEN'T SLEPT AN HOUR AND I'M NOT DIZZY!! IT'S SO FUN AND I HAVE VERY MUCH SHIT TO DO - D. THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS CROWDED WITH PEOPLE AND WE ONLY RENTED LESS THAN HALF THE SCHOOL - E. IT'S 6:04 AT SATURDAY MORNING... THE PARTY ENDS AT MONDAY AFTERNOON, THE PEOPLE IS COMING IN ALL THE TIME, IT'S FUN BUT A BIT STRESSY!! SOME GUYS BROUGHT VODKA AND OTHER BOOZE HERE, ALTHOUGH WE HAD FORBIDDEN THEM - E.THIS SCROLL IS BORING - D. I NEED SOMETHING FUN, NOT SOMETHING LIKE THE GUYS (AND A GIRL!) WATCHING PORNO-MOVIES IN A CLASSROOM!!! - D A GUY JUST TOOK A BOUNCH OF KOFFEIN-PILLS.. HE IS GOING TO STAY AWAKE - D. IKARI'S ROOM STINKS! (IT'S THE CLOAKROOM - E!) THEY ARE NOT HERE, I DON'T KNOW WHY!? VERDUN IS VERY NERVOUS AND RUNS ALL OVER THE PLACE... THE NEAREST PIZZA-RESTAURANT IS EXPENSIVE, 41 SEK FOR A PIZZA!! I THINK WE'RE GONNA CALL A PIZZA STORE WITH HOME DELIVERY AND ORDER A BOUNCHE OF PIZZAS! I WONDER WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN THE CLOAKROOM! NOT ME I HOPE!! WHEN WE ARRIVED YESTERDAY THE MUSIC SCHOOL HAD TRAING IN THE CONCERT-HALL JUST ABOVE OUR HEADS, THEY MUST HAVE WONDERED WHAT WAS GOING ON, LIKE THE PEOPLE I MET WHEN I TOOK A WALK IN T-SHIRT THROUGH THE CENTRE AT 3AM! OH NO, I MUST GO TO IKARI'S ROOM..I'WE DRINKEN TO MANY COKES - E.HELL!! OH IT'S COLD HERE, I'M SITTING JUST BESIDE AN OPEN DOOR WITH PEOPLE RUNNING ALL THE TIME.. 3V IS PLAYING BORING MUSIC ON MY STEREO, ONLY SYNTHERSEISERS (OR HOW DO YOU SPELL IT(SYNTHS)) BORING MUSIC IN THIS SCROOLWRITER TOO - E.URK!! (THAT'S SWEDISH) - E IT'S HELL, WE NEED THE KEY TO A FUSE-BOX - E.(IT'S NOT TO THE MAIN-HALL, JUST A CLASSROOM) VERDUN IS STRESSED, I MUST SPEED UP - D SOON I'M GONNA DO THE FUNNIEST WORK OF ALL, WORK AT THE ENTRANCE, WHICH IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL - F.(AS THIS SCROLLTEXT) - D NOW IT'S NICE MUSIC ON THE CD (BRUCE THE BOSS) - D I'M BORED AGAIN - D. OH' NO I MUST SPEED UP AGAIN.. WHAT THE HELL - E. THIS SCROLLTEXT IS PSYCHO, LIKE ALL SCROLLS!!! I WANNA DO SOMETHING FUNNIER - D. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING WHAT THEY CAN DO TONIGHT IN ESKILSTUNA, WELL, WELL, WELL.. I THINK THE ONLY FUN THING IS A PARTY AN WE'RE IN IT! ANYTHING ELSE A SATURDAY EVENING... RENT A VIDEO-TAPE, NEVER!!! ( I'WE RENTED A HALF FILM TO SEE AT MY PLACE SINCE THE VIDEO WAS INVENTED - D! SEE A FILM AT A CINEMA, NEVER (WE HAVE THE FILMS HERE!) VERDUN IS SITTING BEHIND MY BACK WAITING, I'D BETTER HURRY, TAP THE KEYBOARD WITH TO HANDS OR SOMETHING - E. WE SHOULD HAVE SOME GIRLS WORKING IN THE CAFETERIA SOME HOURS, BUT WHEN THEY DISCOVERED THAT IT WAS ALMOST ONLY A LOT OF GUYS HERE THEY ARE STAYING ALL THE TIME!! NOW I'M GONNA END THIS SCROLL, BYE!! LET THE CULTURE BAR FALL NOW - G PARTY DOES IT ALL - H VERDUN DID THIS LAME... - D TIME IS NOW 05.39 TH 13TH OF MAY THE SECOND DAY OF OUR AND HORIZON'S PARTY HAS BEEN ON FOR A WHILE AND SO FAR, SO GOD, SO WHAT THIS IS THE LAST LAME PART OF THIS DEMO. CU - 
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- IAGAIN - BNAZANAXCZCNANAZANA A_A]AZ - OOOH WHAT IF I FORGOT THIS UPSCROLLER TO BAD. A MINUTE AGO WE RECIVED THE FIRST DEMOS REELEASED HERE AT THE TRONDHEIM-PARTY. SOME OF THEM ARE COMPETING IN THE COMPO. I THINK MEGASTYL E'S LOOKED QUITE COOL. SOME OF THE DEMOS WASN'T THAT COME AND HELP ME GOOD SO I HOPE WE HAVE A CHANCE TO AVOID THE JUMBOPRIZE (IF THERE ARE ANY?). DAMND HORIZON. THEY CALL US EQUKEX ALL THE TIME. BUT... THEY ARE HZ LAMERS SO WE FORGIVE THEM... AAAAAAAAAAH.... IT'S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR SINCE I, THE LAST TIMEWAS WRITING A SCROLLTEXT! I'M BAGDER WHO HAS GOT THE BAD LUCK TO BE SEATED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BIGGEST ROOM HERE AT THE PARTY AMONG LAMERS LIKE... KJER/HZ(HE CAN TOUCH HIS TOES WITH HIS NOSE WITHOUT BENDING...?), MASTERMIND/HZ (KILL HIM, KILL HIM!!!), EXILON "KRUKAN" KRUKIS /HZ (KRUKAN!!!!), VERDUN/EQU (VERY DUM...? OH, YES!!!), ZAGOR "PLINK-PLINK" /HZ (YO, BRO!!! MAKE MOOOOOOOORE OF THOSE FAB TUNES!!!), MAWKISH/EQU (ONE OF THOSE STUPID-LOOKING GLASSES-WEARERS!!!! HA!!! GATHER WITH JERK, DISASTER ANKRUKAN....), XLAME/MOCEAN (YOU SHOULD THANK ME, FOR THAT I MAY BORROW YOUR COMPUTER THAT MUCH!!!) THAT WAS ALL AT THE NEAREST SURROUNDING... STILL NO SLEEP SINCE ARRIVAL... FUCK, TRAIN HOME TOMORROW AFTERNOON. NO!! TODAY AFTERNOON, THE TIME IS OVER MIDNIGHT... OR BEFORE MIDNIGHT THIS COMING NIGHT!?! OK, I BETTER STOP CAUSE I CAN SEE THE END OF THIS TEXT IS CLOSING IN SO TILL NEXT TIME I'LL WRITE: BYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!_ - AT LAST I AM SITTING HERE ANDHACKING SOM BYTES DOWN IN MY SCROLLERS. OUR DEMO IS SOON FINISHED. IT'S ABOUT 6 HOURS 'TIL DEADLINE AND WE HAVE NEARLY ALL CODE DONE. PUH!! YOU GET MORE AND MORE TIRED AND THE... WAIT I JUST SEE THAT THE KIOSK HAVE OPEND AGAIN. THAT'S WONDERFUL!! I DO ANYTHING FOR A COLA. I BETTER GO AND FIX ONE NOW... IF YOU WANNA READ A LONGER TEXT I CAN RECOMEND THE CHARSCROLL ABOVE AND THE UPSCROLLER. BYE FROM MAWKISH!! HELLO THIS IS YOUR MAN FIREHAWK TAPPING THE KEYS OF THIS LAME COMPUTER!! NO IT'S NOT LAME I'M SO TIRED I'LL STOP HERE(SO SOON?) HOAXERS FOREVER!!!!!!!!! _ - THE 
- THIS IS MAWKISH IN THIS VERY LAME PART. TOGGLE YOUR JOYSTICK LIKE A MADMAN IN ALL EIGHT DIRECTIONS AND ENJOY THE FUNKY TUNES. I MADE THIS PART THREE MONTH AGO WHEN I WAS LEARNING HOW TO HANDLE RASTERS, THAT'S WHY IT'S SO LAME!! ANYWAY I TREW IT INTO OUR PARTY-DEMO. I JUST LOVE SJ (THE RAILWAY COMPANY IN SWEDEN). WE ARE LUCKY THAT WE CAME HERE TO THE TRONDHEIM PARTY. THE WORKERS OF SJ ARE STRIKING BUT NOT IN THAT AREA THAT WE PASSED TROUGH. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAVE HAPPEND WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO HOME!! I DON'T MIND SPENDING SOME DAYS EXTRA HERE IN NORWAY. LETS GIVE SPACE A SHOOT AND CONTINUE... - ZAK BY THE LORDS OF SONICS._TEL:05056/1227 - 
- - N'T EQUINOXE AND HORIZON PLAN THE COMPO. ERS!!!!!! HEJ D]!!!! SE YA LATER AT SPECIAL TO WRITE, BUT BIG AND WARM HADS - GUESSED THAT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT VERDUN WAS THE CODER OF THIS LAME THING. SO I WON'T TELL YOU!! HIPP IT'S ANXIETY OF HOAXERS WRITING IN VERDUNS PART.... KINDA COOL PART THIS.. EHHH!!??? WELL THIS EVENING WE IN HOAXERS MUST FINNISH OUR DEMO.. BECAUSE WE HAVE TO A DAY BEFORE THE PARTY ENDS.. IT'S A SHAME, BUT IT'S TRUE. WE EVEN MISS THE DEMO COMP. AND THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN HELL... WHY DIDN'T EQUINOXE AND HORIZON PLAN THE COMPO. ON SUNDAY??? WELL I THINK I HAVE TO QUIT HERE BUT... BUT... BYE FROM ANXIETY... - HA HA HA A LAMER SCROLL BY VERDUN/EQUINOXE ... THE KEYS WILL NOW GO TO?????? HERE'S.................WERNER! HELLO EVERYBODY! I'VE JUST CRUNCHED SOME PIZZAS, SO I'M FEELIN' GREAT!! SOME LAMERS (VERDUNS BROTHER AND SOMEBODY ELSE) IS PLAYIN' TESTDRIVE II ON THE LAME COMPU AMIGA... POLICE-SIRENES IS BEEPIN' IN MY RIGHT EAR... IT'S JUST THAT LAME GAME... I DON'T LIKE PLAYING GAMES WHEN WE HAVE MUCH TO DO... WHEN WE HAD EATEN OTHER PIZZAS WE DISCOVERED THAT WE HAD FORGOTTEN TO TELL A HUNGRY GUY, HIS PIZZA WAS COLD AND BAD, BUT WE PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE AND TOLD THE GUY THAT WE JUST HAD ARRIVED AND THE PIZZAS WERE NO GOOD.............THAT'S THE WAY TO FOOL A LAMER! YEAH! PINK FLOYD IS PLAYIN' ON THE CD, WOW, IT'S GREAT!!!! ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL IS GREAT (ALL PARTS) SOME LAMERS IS READING WHAT I'M WRITING BEHIND MY BACK!!!! REAL LAMERS!!!!!! HEJ D]!!!! SE YA LATER AT THE NEXT PARTY!!!! - NO NOT A THIRD 1X1 SCROLLER IN THIS LAME PART NOW XXXXXXXXX WANT TO WRITE OH THE X WAS : YEAH! THIS IS RASTAN OF WHOOP HERE...THIS PARTY IS REALLY GREAT, AND THIS PART EVEN GREATER!!! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SPECIAL TO WRITE, BUT BIG AND WARM HADSHAKES TO SAM OF SCCS FOR PAINTING A PICTURE ON MY T-SHIRT...ALSO FUCKING COOL GREETS TO ALL MY CONTACTS, ALL IN WHOOP ALL AT THIS PARTY AND SO ON...YEP!!! THAT SHOULD BE IT FROM ME SOMBODY ELSE IS FREE TO CONTINUE... BYE FROM ME....... - G E?G E. 56G R EOG R E - G ABBBBBBBUBBBBB - G E?G E. 56G R EOG R E - BURP YO AND WELCOME TO THIS MOTHER FUCKING PART OF TRIADS COMPETITIONS DEMO WELL LAMERS AND GENTLEMENS BINDA TAKE A GOOOD LOOK IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES YA CAN SE A EIGHTY RASTER SPLITZ YOU READ IT RIGHT E I G H T Y SPLITS I HEAVE HEARD THAT ONE GROUP CALLED BLACKMALE HAVE DONE SEVENTY FIVE SPLITZ BUT WE GOT EVEN CHARACTERS OVER THE PLITS SO TAKE THAT OHH I NEARLY FORGOTTEN THAT YOU CAN GRAB YOUR JOY IN PORT II TO STEER THE SCROLLY AND THE RASTER PIPES DIFFEREZIA WELL NO BOBODY HAVE CALLEN THIS ROUT FOR SOME THING SO MOI BOB WILL CALL THIS FOR THE S R P STANDS FOR SLIZERING RASTER PIPES I THINK IT IS A GOOD NAME FOR IT WELL IF SOMEBODY MAKES MORE THAN GOOOD LOOCKING E I G H T Y PIPES THAN TAKE A CALL WELL MY ADDR AND PHONE NR IS ON THE PREVIEVENT PART SO TUFF LUCK MAN WELL NOW WE HAVE BEEN CODED THIS IN TWO DAYS SO I AM SICK AND TIRED OF IT WELL WE BEGUNED AT MAKING SOME SPLITS LIKE TEN RASTER SPLITS AND THEN WE REALISED THAT THIS COMPUTER CAN GIVE YOU THE SAME FX BY A NEW GENERATION OF CODINGS AND CLEVER ROUTINES SO WE FINALY MADE A FORTY RASTER SPLITS WELL MOI BOB AND CONTRING THOUGHT THAT WE HAVE NOW REACHED THE MAXIMUM WELL WE WERE WRONG WE HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO USE THE PIIIIIIIP REALY SO WE MADE SOME SMALL CHANGES IN THE PIIIIIIP AND THE RESULTS WHERE E I G H T Y RASTER PIPES WELL WE WANTED TO MAKE MORE RESEARCHES IN THE S R P RUT SO WE FO - NDED OUT THAT IF WE FILLED THE PIIIIIP WHIT AN OTHER NUMBER WE COULD GET ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY ONE SPLITS BUT IT DID NOT LOOK GOOD AT ALL IT LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING MESS UUUUHHH AND LOOKED LIKE IF WE HAVE DONE SOME REALLY BAD CHEATINGS SO WE ARE NOW BACK WHIT EIGHTY S R P WHIT CHARS OVER IT YO I GOT A LITTLE FUNNY STORY TO TELL YA ONE DAY ONE OF MY PALS WHERE FUCKING DRUNK SO HE TOOK A PHONE AND HE SOME HOW HIT THE SOS BUTTON WHIT OUT KNOWING IT SO HE THOUGHT THAT WAS THE HOTLINE THAT MEANS THAT FOUR OR FIVE PERSONS CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER WITHOUT KNOWING THEM YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ANY WAY SO HE ASKED IN THE PHONE HMMM HEAVE I CAME TO THE HOTLINE WELL THE SOS ANSWERED NO YOU HAVE COMED TO THE FIRE DEPARTMENT MY FRIEND SAID THEN GOOOD I AM THEN SUPERMAN HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA I THINK THAT IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY HAAAA HAAA HAAA WELL IF YOU DID NOT UNDER STAND IT THEN GOTO TEN I MEAN BACK LAMER WELL THAT WAS A FUNNY THING ANY WAY I DO NOT HAVE ANY THING TO SAY NOW SO DUDES BYE BYE - G E?G E. 56G R EOG R E - G E?G E. 56G R EOG R E - ' BURP YO AND WELCOME TO THIS MOTHER FUCKING PART OF TRIADS COMPETITIONS DEMO WELL LAMERS AND GENTLEMENS BINDA TAKE A GOOOD LOOK IN FRONT - J OF YOUR EYES YA CAN SE A - E RASTER SPLITZ YOU READ IT RIGHT - H E I G H T Y SPLITS - E I HEAVE HEARD THAT ONE GROUP CALLED BLACKMALE HAVE DONE SEVENTY FIVE SPLITZ BUT WE GOT EVEN CHARACTERS OVER THE PLITS SO TAKE THAT OHH I NEARLY FORGOTTEN THAT YOU CAN GRAB YOUR JOY IN PORT II TO STEER THE SCROLLY AND THE RASTER PIPES DIFFEREZIA WELL NO BOBODY HAVE CALLEN THIS ROUT FOR SOME THING SO - D MOI BOB WILL CALL THIS FOR THE S R P STANDS FOR SLIZERING RASTER PIPES I THINK IT IS A GOOD NAME FOR IT WELL IF SOMEBODY MAKES MORE THAN GOOOD LOOCKING E I G H T Y - H PIPES THAN TAKE A CALL WELL MY ADDR AND PHONE NR IS ON THE PREVIEVENT PART SO TUFF LUCK MAN WELL NOW WE HAVE BEEN CODED THIS IN - G TWO DAYS SO I AM SICK AND TIRED OF IT WELL WE BEGUNED AT MAKING SOME SPLITS LIKE TEN RASTER SPLITS AND THEN WE REALISED THAT THIS COMPUTER CAN GIVE YOU THE SAME FX BY A NEW GENERATION OF CODINGS AND CLEVER ROUTINES SO WE FINALY MADE A FORTY RASTER SPLITS WELL MOI BOB AND CONTRING THOUGHT THAT WE HAVE NOW REACHED THE MAXIMUM WELL WE WERE WRONG WE HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO USE THE P - GIP REALY SO WE MADE SOME SMALL CHANGES IN THE P - FIP AND THE RESULTS WHERE E I G H T Y RASTER PIPES WELL WE WANTED TO MAKE MORE RESEARCHES IN THE S R P RUT SO WE FO - NDED OUT THAT IF WE FILLED THE P - EIP WHIT AN OTHER NUMBER WE COULD GET ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY ONE SPLITS BUT IT DID NOT LOOK GOOD AT ALL IT LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING MESS - DUHHH AND LOOKED LIKE IF WE HAVE DONE SOME REALLY BAD CHEATINGS SO WE ARE NOW BACK WHIT - F S R P WHIT CHARS OVER IT - M YO I GOT A LITTLE FUNNY STORY TO TELL YA - E ONE DAY ONE OF MY PALS WHERE FUCKING DRUNK SO HE TOOK A PHONE AND HE SOME HOW HIT THE SOS BUTTON WHIT OUT KNOWING IT SO HE THOUGHT THAT WAS THE HOTLINE THAT MEANS THAT FOUR OR FIVE PERSONS CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER WITHOUT KNOWING THEM YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ANY WAY SO HE ASKED IN THE PHONE - F HMMM HEAVE I CAME TO THE HOTLINE WELL THE SOS ANSWERED NO YOU HAVE COMED TO THE FIRE DEPARTMENT - D MY FRIEND SAID THEN GOOOD I AM THEN SUPERMAN H - DA I THINK THAT IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY H - DA HAAA HAAA WELL IF YOU DID NOT UNDER STAND IT THEN GOTO TEN I MEAN BACK LAMER - H WELL THAT WAS A FUNNY THING ANY WAY I DO NOT HAVE ANY THING TO SAY NOW SO - 
- - - ALL DUDES HERE IS VERDUN... I'VE JUST RETURN HOME FROM MY FUCKING BOORING SUMMERWORK.. IN PRESICLY ONE WEEK I AND MAWKISH IS GOING ONBOARD ON THE TRAIN TO TRONDHEIM EXACT IN THIS TIME I HARDLY CAN WAIT TO IT ONE TINY LITTLE WEEK UNTILL - - 
E ONE AND ONLY : 3V! TRIDON - THIS AIN'T HARD TO DO... SO WHY AM I DOING SUCH A LAME PART LIKE THIS ONE.........VERDUN WILL NOW BE SO GENTILE AND LEAVE THE KEYS TO 3V OF EQUINOXE.... OH YES! THIS IS ME AGAIN. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT THIS TEXT. THIS PARTY HAS REALLY GONE TO BE SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. THE CURRENT DATE IS 15:43 ON SATURDAY AND I'VE ONLY SLEPT FOR 2 HOURS SINCE THIS EVENT STARTED AT FRIDAY. EVEN NOW PEOPLE ARE DROPPING INTO THE SCHOOL FOR SOME GREAT FEELING OF HUNDREDS OF COMPUTERS. UNTIL NOW ABOUT 430 HACKERS (AND LAMERS) HAS ENTERED THE PARTY (I CAN'T STOP THINKING OF HOW RICH I AM GOING TO BE...) I SURE HOPE THAT MY FRIENDS GET THEIR ASSES MOVING AND MAKE SOME PARTS FOR DIE COMPO. I'VE MADE A QUITE COOL LOGO FOR A PART IN THE DEMO WE ARE TO RELEASE HERE. I THINK THERE WILL BE SOME MORE WORK FROM ME TO BE SEEN OUT THERE, SO LOOK OUT FOR SOME REAL HEAVY STAFF FROM THE ONE AND ONLY : 3V! TRIDON HERE, WE HAVE JUST ARRIVED TO THE HZ AND EQUINOXE PARTY AND WE ARE ONLY STANDING B-COZ WE ARE WAITING FOR VERDUN TO FINISH HIS MEAL, SO WE CAN GET A ROOM AND START PRODUCING GOODS... WE BETTER FINISH NOW, SO SEE YOU LATER AROUND.... TRIDON ARE OUT OF HERE... YEP! AND 3V ENTERS THE KEYS FOR A NICE PIECE OF CHAT AGAIN. MR. S.COLLIN HAS OCCUPIED A LOGO I WAS WRITING ON SO NOW I CANNOT FINISH IT. THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE NOW I HAVE TO WRITE ON THIS BOOOORING SCROLL. MJAHAJA, WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT NOW ?? OH, MY GOD! I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE THIS TERRIBLE TEST IN "PRODUKTION" ON WEDNESDAY. FUCK! IT'S A VEEEERY BOOORING SUBJECT. WELL, I'D BETTER FINISH THIS NOW BECAUSE VERDUN SEEMS LIKE HE'S IN A VERY BAD MOOD RIGHT NOW. BYE....... - ING B-COZ WE ARE WAITING FOR VERDUN TO FINISH HIS MEAL, SO WE CAN GET A ROOM AND START PRODUCING GOODS... WE BETTER FINISH NOW, SO SEE YOU LATER AROUND.... TRIDON ARE OUT OF HERE... YEP! AND - E JUST ARRIVED TO THE HZ AND EQUINOXE PARTY AND WE ARE ONLY STANDING B-COZ WE ARE WAITING FOR VERDUN TO FINISH HIS MEAL, SO WE CAN GET A ROOM AND START PRODUCING GOODS... WE BETTER FINISH NOW, SO SEE YOU LATER AROUND - D. TRIDON ARE OUT OF HERE... YEP! AND 3V ENTERS THE KEYS FOR A NICE PIECE OF CHAT AGAIN. MR. S.COLLIN HAS OCCUPIED A LOGO I WAS WRITING ON SO NOW I CANNOT FINISH IT. THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE NOW I HAVE TO WRITE ON THIS B - DORING SCROLL. MJAHAJA, WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT NOW ?? - D OH, MY GOD! I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE THIS TERRIBLE TEST IN "PRODUKTION" ON WEDNESDAY. FUCK! IT'S A V - DERY BOOORING SUBJECT. WELL, I'D BETTER FINISH THIS NOW BECAUSE VERDUN SEEMS LIKE HE'S IN A VERY BAD MOOD RIGHT NOW. BYE - 
- C - E - - - - OK ALL DUDES HERE IS VERDUN... I'VE JUST RETURN HOME FROM MY FUCKING BOORING SUMMERWORK.. IN PRESICLY ONE WEEK I AND MAWKISH IS GOING ONBOARD ON THE TRAIN TO TRONDHEIM EXACT IN THIS TIME I HARDLY CAN WAIT TO IT ONE TINY LITTLE WEEK UNTILL I WILL MEET HUMANOID HXS AGAIN AMD ALSO HIS GROUP FRINDS AND STONE ANM WELL TRONDHEIM RULES THIS SUMMER I HAVE MUCH TO DO SO I BETTER STOP HERE AND WRITE THE LAME SCROLLER BELOW - CREDITS PEOPLE LAME CODE BY ME VERDUN. MUSAX BY JOHANESS BJARGARD. THIZ FONT BY DPL SHAPE LOGO BY III V. SPRITES MASTERMIND. I HAVE JUST EATEN SO NOW I AN READY A LONG TEXT SO SITT DOWN ANDENJOY THIS LAME PART.... LAST FRIDAY I AND TWO OTHER GUY OF EQU GRADUATED IN SCHOOL WE TOOK THE THE SWEDISH MARK OF STUDENT.. AND WE ALSO SEPARATED FROM ALL OUR FRIENDS FOR THOSE TREE YEARS WE BEEN STUDDING IN THE SCHOOL.. ATLAEST TEN PERCENT OF THE GUYS WAS FORCED TO BEGIN THERE MILITARY SERVICE AT THE MOODAY AFTER SO IT FEELS A LITTLE BIT SAD THIS TIME BUT WHAT THE HECK ITIS SUMMER HOLLIDAY AND I CAN RELAX UNTILL EIGTH OF AUGUST WHEN I MUST TRAVEL TO SMALL TOWN CALLD ENKOPING FOR MY MILITARY SERVICE FOR TEN MONTHS IT WONT BE FUN I THINK.... BROTHERS IN ARMS IS THE BEST SONG EVER WRITTE I AM LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW PURE GOODNESS I LOVE IT LISTNING TO OLD CALM SONGS NOW DAYS WHEN YOU ARE ALONE WITH THIS BIT BOX OF COMPUTER.. OH ALL YOU FELLAS NOW WHEN YOU ARE READING THIS STOP DOING THAT AND CALL ME INSTEAD I REALY WHAN TO TALK WITH YOU NOMATTER WHO YOU ARE I JUST WANT TO HAVE A CHAT WITH YOU. CALL PLUS FOUR SIX ZERO IF SWE ONE SIX FOUR TWO THREE ZERO SEVEN SIX AND ASK FOR MICKE DO IT NOW................. WELL AS THEY SAY WRAP IT LAMER - - G OK ALL DUDES HERE IS VERDUN... - D I'VE JUST RETURN HOME FROM MY FUCKING BOORING SUMMERWORK.. - D IN PRESICLY ONE WEEK I AND MAWKISH IS GOING ONBOARD ON THE TRAIN TO TRONDHEIM EXACT IN THIS TIME I HARDLY CAN WAIT TO IT ONE TINY LITTLE WEEK UNTILL I WILL MEET HUMANOID HXS AGAIN AMD ALSO HIS GROUP FRINDS AND STONE ANM WELL TRONDHEIM RULES THIS SUMMER - F I HAVE MUCH TO DO SO I BETTER STOP HERE AND WRITE THE LAME SCROLLER BELOW - CREDITS PEOPLE LAME CODE BY ME VERDUN. MUSAX BY JOHANESS BJARGARD. THIZ FONT BY DPL SHAPE LOGO BY III V. SPRITES MASTERMIND. I HAVE JUST EATEN SO NOW I AN READY A LONG TEXT SO SITT DOWN ANDENJOY THIS LAME PART - D. LAST FRIDAY I AND TWO OTHER GUY OF EQU GRADUATED IN SCHOOL WE TOOK THE THE SWEDISH MARK OF STUDENT.. AND WE ALSO SEPARATED FROM ALL OUR FRIENDS FOR THOSE TREE YEARS WE BEEN STUDDING IN THE SCHOOL.. ATLAEST TEN PERCENT OF THE GUYS WAS FORCED TO BEGIN THERE MILITARY SERVICE AT THE MOODAY AFTER SO IT FEELS A LITTLE BIT SAD THIS TIME - F BUT WHAT THE HECK ITIS SUMMER HOLLIDAY AND I CAN RELAX UNTILL EIGTH OF AUGUST WHEN I MUST TRAVEL TO SMALL TOWN CALLD ENKOPING FOR MY MILITARY SERVICE FOR TEN MONTHS IT WONT BE FUN I THINK - D. BROTHERS IN ARMS IS THE BEST SONG EVER WRITTE I AM LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW PURE GOODNESS I LOVE IT LISTNING TO OLD CALM SONGS NOW DAYS WHEN YOU ARE ALONE WITH THIS BIT BOX OF COMPUTER.. OH ALL YOU FELLAS NOW WHEN YOU ARE READING THIS STOP DOING THAT AND CALL ME INSTEAD I REALY WHAN TO TALK WITH YOU NOMATTER WHO YOU ARE I JUST WANT TO HAVE A CHAT WITH YOU. CALL - E PLUS FOUR SIX ZERO IF SWE - D ONE SIX FOUR TWO THREE ZERO SEVEN SIX AND ASK FOR MICKE DO IT NOW - Q. WELL AS THEY SAY WRAP IT LAMER -