Sudden Death by Act 501
EP SS#CFQ SS#CGS#$U - - - : - - - - RDRHRLRPRTRXR/R R$R - ONCE UPON A TIME - THERE WAS A COOL GROUP CALLED ACT 501 - ONE MEMBER BETRAIED THIS GROUP... THIS IS THE WHOLE STORY OF US, ACT 501. THIS TEXT WAS WRITTEN BY ME, RASTER BUSTER OF EX-ACT 501. PLEASE READ ALL THIS CRAP IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT SOME SCNDALS IN THE SCENE. ... ALL BEGAN WITH TWO GUYS, DRAGONSLAYER AND EXORCIST. THEY WERE BIG LAMERS AND SOLD GAMES WITH CHANGED DIRECTORIES TO SOME LAMERS IN SWITZERLAND. AFTER TWO WEEKS, METHUSALEM JOINED THIS SO-CALLED GROUP AND THEY GOT A NAME: HAPPY CHILDRENS CREW. THEY BEGAN TO USE MY OLD AND DUSTY INTRO-MAKER I SPREAD IN ANNEX AND CONTINUED TO SELL SOME STUFF. DUE TO METHUSALEM, THEY GOT A LITTLE BIT FAMOUS IN SWITZERLAND. THEN THEY USED ONE INTRO THAT OC OF HEAVEN SEVENTEEN HAS STOLEN AND CHANGED FOR THEM. SOME DAYS LATER, SID JOINED THESE GUYS AND PAINTED SOME GRAPHICS. THEN EXORCIST, THEIR SPONSOR, LEFT THE GROUP AND THE GUYS RENAMED: THE CREW GOT THE NAME ACT 501 AND DRAGONSLAYER RENAMED TO LSD. I CODED A NEW INTRO FOR THEM, WHICH WAS MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYTHING THEY HAD USED BEFORE. IT TOOK SOME WEEKS AND I FINISHED THE 'DELUXE INTRO CREATOR'. (REMARK AT THIS PLACE: THE NAME RASTER BUSTER DOESN'T STAND FOR A CRACKER, I ONLY DO LEGAL ACTIVITIES LIKE CODING DEMOS AND PROFESSIONAL PROGRAMS !!!) OK. LSD BOUGHT THIS INTRO CREATOR AND SO THEY MADE THEIR FIRST DEMO. SOME WEEKS LATER, I JOINED ACT 501 AS 'DEATHKILLER', ONLY TO CHECK OUT IF OC WILL RECOGNIZE MY CODING STYLE WHILE STEALING THE ROUTINES. BUT I THINK HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A CODING STYLE IS. SO HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT ACT'S NEW MEMBER 'DEATHKILLER' WAS NO OTHER GUY THAN ME. I CODED A NEW INTRO FOR ACT AND THEN MY C128 FUCKED UP. SO I HAD NO C64-COMPATIBLE COMMY BECAUSE MY C64 FUCKED UP SOME MONTHS AGO, WHEN HAWK OF HEAVEN USED IT. I COULDN'T CREATE NEW STUFF WITHOUT A COMMY AND I HAD NO TIME TO REPAIR IT. SO GTI AND OC PRESSED ME TO CODE SOMETHING OR THEY WOULD KICK ME OUT. (IS THAT FAIR ???) I SAID THEM: 'IF YOU KEEP IT THIS WAY, YOU CAN CONTINUE YOUR SHITCREW WITHOUT ME. I QUIT !!!' AND SO I QUIT HEAVEN. BUT THESE SONS OF HARLOTS TOLD EVERYBODY THAT THEY KICKED ME OUT AND THAT THE 'COOL CODER' OC IS THE CHIEF OF HEAVEN NOW. (REMARK: HEAVEN NEVER HAD A CHIEF. IT WAS A COMMUNITY OF FRIENDS. ) AFTER THAT, I THOUGHT 'STAY IN ACT' AND SO I DID. I REPAIRED MY C128 (IT WAS ONLY THE TRANSFORMATOR IN THE POWER SUPPLY. SHITTY CONNECTION...) AND WE KICKED OUT SID BECAUSE HE IS AN ASSHOLE !!! NOW I RETOOK MY OFFICIAL NAME RASTER BUSTER AND SO WE WERE THREE COOL MEMBERS IN ACT 501: METHUSALEM, SID AND RASTER BUSTER. METHUSALEM GOT MUCH COOL CONTACTS TO GREAT GUYS LIKE GENESIS PROJECT AND ACTION. ACT GOT MORE AND MORE FAMOUS, WE FOUND A NEW GRAPHICS DESIGNER CALLED DEATHANGLE AND CONTINUED COOLNESS. (DEATHANGLE AND LSD CALLED THEMSELVES 'THE ALKI BROTHERS'.) I MADE A 6 WEEKS BREAK IN SUMMER HOLIDAYS AND TOOK MY NEW AMIGA WITH ME. I CODED SOME SHIT IN ASSEMBLER AND PLAYED ALL GAMES I FOUND ON THIS FANTASTIC MACHINE. AFTER THIS BREAK OF INFLUENCE BY THE POWER OF MY AMIGA, I THOUGHT: 'LET'S BEAT AMIGA !!!' AND CODED THE DEMO 'RADIOACTIVE' WHICH WAS VERY COOL WITH A NEW DESIGN AND NEW EFFECTS. AFTER THAT WE GOT TWO MEMBERS FROM SAVAGE, CCR AND ATMAN AND A BELGIUM GROUP CALLED ROLEX JOINED US AND METHUSALEM RENAMED TO SILVERSTONE. WE STAYED COOL TWO WEEKS. BUT IN THE LAST DAYS, SILVERSTONE WAS GETTING MORE AND MORE STUPID AND AT LAST HE JOINED GENESIS PROJECT. HE WANTED THE REST OF THE CREW TO JOIN GENESIS, TOO. BUT WE THOUGHT: 'WHY ???'. WE MADE OTHER PLANS THAN FOLLOWING A TRAITOR. MAYBE I GO BACK TO HEAVEN WHEN OC IS KICKED OUT, AND I ONLY DO LEGAL ACTS. LSD IS GOING TO FUCK SOME GIRLS AND TRY TO FINISH HIS ASSEMBLER-STUDIES. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH CCR, ATMAN, DEATHANGLE, KREATOR (ANOTHER GRAPHICS MAN) AND THE ROLEX MEMBERS. MAYBE THEY BUILD UP A NEW CREW. I SEND MY BEST WISHES FOR A PAINFUL DEATH TO SILVERSTONE. NOW I THINK I SHOULD TELL YOU SOME TRUTHS OF THE HEAVEN MEMBER ORALO CAT. THIS SHITGUY IS THE NUMBER ONE MEGA ASSHOLE IN HEAVEN SEVENTEEN. IF OC WANTED TO CRACK SOMETHING, HE ALWAYS CAME TO US TO LET IT CRACK. LAST TIME HE CAME WITH 'NEW ZEALAND STORY'. IT HAD A SHITTY LAME READERROR-PROTECTION AND OC DID EVEN NOT REMARK THE DRIVE-NOISE DURING LOADING. HE ONLY IS ABLE TO STEAL ROUTINES FROM OTHER GUYS. IT TOOK AT LEAST ONE MONTH TO EXPLAIN HIM THE USE OF THE REGISTER D016 IN THE VIC. I ALSO TRIED TO TEACH HIM THE AND-COMMAND IN ASSEMBLER. YOU THINK HE GOT IT ??? NO !!! THE LOGOFLY HE USED SOMETIMES - CODED BY ME. HIS RASTER-EDITOR - RASTER-ROUTINE, CURSORFLASH AND DEBUGGING BY ME !!! I COULD TELL YOU KILOBYTES OF SUCH CRAP BUT I THINK LET'S KILL OC. WRITE ANTIDEMOS AGAINST HIM AND SPREAD THEM ALL OVER THE WORLD. IF YOU SEE HIM, GIVE HIM A KICK IN HIS FACE, SORRY, ASS. (IT LOOKS NEARLY THE SAME. I THINK YOUR ASS IS MUCH NICER THAN HIS FACE WILL EVER BE !!!) BUT FINISH IT NOW. IT'S ELEVEN O'CLOCK IN THE EVENING NOW. I STARTED TO WRITE THIS 50 MINUTES AGO. NOW I SEND SOME HELLOS TO: SEBASIAN OF SEVEN ELEVEN, ICEMAN, TITAN, SYNDICATE OF DYNAMIX (THANKS FOR EVERYTHING...), OMG OF AMOK AND TO LARS, HEIKO, UDO, KAI, JAN, MICHAEL, STEFAN AND ALL GUYS IN MY EX-CLASS. NOW IT'S OVER AND OUT. YOU CAN PRESS THE BUTTON. NO, NOT THE FIRE BUTTON OR THE SPACE KEY. THE RESET BUTTON !!! WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE A RESET BUTTON ??? THEN TAKE A CABLE AND CONNECT YOUR USERPORT PINS 1 AND 3 !!! OK. YOU WANT TO READ THIS TEXT AGAIN. LET'S GO : -