Suck My Dick by Lexi
C - W THAT..... SO HERE IS MY ADVISE..... SU - OPOQWYWYWYWY ! !"#$& ! ! - C - - AS I ENTERED THE CYBERSPACE TO CHECK OUT THE MATRIX I FOUND OUT THAT ALL THE COOL CONSOLE COWBOYS ARE GONE.... LAMENESS IS STILL AROUND AND ONE OF THE BEST GERMAN BOARDS SEEMS TO CLOSE HIS GATES SOON. THE REASON : CALLIN' AMERICA AND LET THE EURO BOARDS DIE...... BUT I HOPE THAT THE DAY WILL COME WHEN BLUEBOXING IS FINALLY DEAD AND AT&T CARDS WILL BE TRACED IN 5 SEC. THEN ALL OF YOU LAMERS WILL CRY FOR EURO BOARDS AND NOBODY HAS ONE..... THE EUROS ARE THE FUTURE AND THE AMERICAN BOARDS BEGIN TO SUCK BECOZ OF LAMENESS AND NO NEW WARES.... ANOTHER REASON IS THAT THE MOST DUDES SEEM TO BE KID'S WITH A LIMITED POCKET MONEY SO THAT THEY'RE AFRAID TO CALL 'NORMAL' - WITH BILLING ETC. PAH,SHAME ON YA !!!! EVERY LAMER CAN CALL THE STATES AND I SEE THAT ALL THE LAMERS ARE THERE. EVERYTIME I LOGIN A US BBS I GET MESSAGES FROM DUDES I NEVER HEARD OF..... BAH THAT SUCKS AND YOU KNOW THAT..... SO HERE IS MY ADVISE..... SUPPORT MORE EURO'S AND LET THAT AMISHIT DIE.... THE DAY WILL COME AND YOU REALLY NEED THAT EURO BOARDS.... SURE IT'S NOT FOR FREE AND THAT A NEGATIVE ASPECT BUT REMEMBER HOW FAST A NETWORK CAN MANAGE ALL THAT FOR YA. YOU GET THE QUALITY ON EURO BOARDS AND NOT SUCH A CHEAP LABEL SHIT WHICH IS EATING DISK SPACE LIKE AIDS !!!! BAH FUCK THAT CHEAP LABEL CRACKERS....IT'S NO ART ... IT ONLY SUCKS MY NERVES IF I SEE SUCH A GAME ON MY DISKS..... BAH !!! ANYWAY, AS YA CAN SEE : I'M A EURO SYSOP AND I'M SURE THAT SOME IDIOTS WILL EXPORT THIS TO THE STATES AND THEN A LOT OF DUDES START TO ATTACK ME BUT I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO ALL THAT TROUBLEMAKERS : YOU ALL CAN COME TO MY PLACE AND SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKIN' DICK KIDDIE'S..... OKAY,IF YOU ARE STILL INTRESTED IN SUPPORTING A GERMAN BBS THEN GIMME A RING UNDER +49-(0)202-553709 DIAL ME TOO IF YA WANT TO CRASH MY BBS (I LOVE IT TO DISCONNECT ASSHOLES FROM MY BOARD)..... ANYWAY,DON'T TAKE THIS TEXT TOO SERIOUS COZ I'M FUCKIN' - AGRESSIVE TODAY.... NORMALLY I'M USED TO BE A NICE PAL WITH A GOOD MOOD BUT TODAY SUCKS..... WELL ASSHOLES,IT SEEMS THAT THE 64 SCENE DIES (I RETUNED FROM AMIGA TO 64) AND IF IT GOES ON LIKE THIS (WARS,ETC) YOU DUDES WILL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH......... YOH,THAT'S NO JIKE MAAAAAN JUST SMOKE SOME GRASS AND YA THINK LIKE ME...HEHEHE WELL IF THERE IS A SUCKER WHO CAN SELL ME A 1581 JUST GIMME A FUCKN' - RING AND TELL ME WHADDA YA WANNA HAVE FOR THAT CUZ I NEED ONE....... FUCK THE MEMORY IS TOO BIG FOR A TEXT AND SO I HAVE TO IMPROVE WHADDS GOIN' ON AROUND HERE.... WELL CREDZ ARE LIKE DIS : ZAK (WEIRD ONE?!) BY JENS CHRISTIAN HUUS (WHADDA TERRIBLE NAME) THE 2X2 CHASET (DA UGLY ONE!!) KICKED OUT OF AN GP RELEASE AND THE FUCKN' MEGALAME LOGO BY ME (THE SAME AS THE LAME CODING) IT TOOK ME 30 MINUTES...... FUCK MY WIFE IS PLAYIN' - SONIC THE HEDGEHOG ON SEGA (THAT GAME KIXX,SOMEONE SHOULD CONVERT IT,COULD BE A HIT) IN THE BNEXT 30 DAYS MY BABY WILL COME (OH GOD,WE LIVE IN 25QM IN THE MOMENT YAK) WELL WHATEVER JUST SUCK MY DICK AND READ NOTES : RATMAN,THE ONLY CALLER IN THE LAST 2 DAYS TSS,HERE IS ONE OF MY LOGOS FOR HTL HOPE YA DON'T LIKE IT MCQUADE,SAUF DICH TOT SUCKER CHROME,DON'T SPEND ALL THE 25.000 DM FOR WEED , GIMME SOME MONEY FOR A FEW BOXES OF BEER.... FUTURELINE,THANX THAT YOU BECAME A NON CALLER. I WILL DELETE YA NEXT WEEK.... ALL OTHERS : S U C K M Y D I C K I HATE WANNABE'S SIGNED OUT NO FUCKN' CARRIER -