Suburbia by 1001 Crew
OK FREAK, ARE YOU A YANKEE (Y/N) - - - - - - - - - - - - - ' - * - - - & - - =YEP D=WE ARE BACK WITH A FRESH NEW DEMO CALLED 'SUBURBIA' - AN ODE TO THE SONG BY THE PETSHOP BOYS D=THIS TIME NO BREATH TAKING SIDEBORDER NEWS COZ WE HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS IN THE USA WHO CAN'T ENJOY THEM.AS YOU MIGHT KNOW OR NOT KNOW THE ESCOS ROUTINES AND ALL OTHER SIDEBORDERSTUFF DON'T WORK ON USA COMPUTERS! - THE MUSIC IS COMPOSED BY - ' AND I PERSONALLY THINK HE'S A BIT BETTER AS GALWAY AND HUBBARD. - ALL THE CODING , TEXT AND PICCY ARE DONE BY ME, HONEY. D=DON'T THINK I LIKE DOGS JUST B-COZ I PAINTED THEM , NO CERTAINLY NOT ! I HATE THEM D=THEY SMELL! . IN THE VIDEO CLIP OF THIS SONG I SAW SOME DOGS RUNNING IN THE STREETS AT NIGHT , SO I THOUGHT LET'S PAINT SOME .D= THE BACKGROUND IS OUT OF A PICCY I ONCE MADE FOR DRJ/RADAR-SOFT. AND AS YOU CAN SEE I LIKE'TRUE BLUE!' - EVERYBODY.D=BUY 'THE VIKINGS' BY KELELINE, A - NEW DANISH SOFTWAREHOUSE WHICH IS GONNA MAKE IT IN THE FUTURE! THE FIRST GAME INCLUDING AN ESCOS INTRO-SCREEN PRODUCED BY .E=GUESS WHO.D= YEAH E=WE ARE BACK FOR SOME SPECIAL REASONS .E= - LET'S START WITH THE HARDEST - E=LAST WEEK I GOT A PROGRAM CALLED 'ZOOMLENS' BY A CERTAIN MR.TONG. DEAR MR.TONG , WHAT A DIPSTICK YOU ARE. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A REAL MAN NOW , AFTER STEALING THE ROUTINES OF ONE OF OUR ESCOS DEMOS AND BUILDING A MISERABLE BASIC MESS AROUND IT.FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO'D ALREADY FORGOTTEN , 1001 CREW WAS THAT CREW THAT MADE FOR THE FIRST TIME A DEMO INCLUDING A SCROLL IN THE SIDEBORDER. IT MAY SOUND FUNNY BUT WE EVEN INVENTED THE WORD 'SIDE BORDER' A FEW YEARS AGO.THAT DEMO WAS CALLED 'BORDERLETTER'. - NOT MORE THAN A MONTH LATER WE GOT ALMOST DROWNED IN DEMOS AND LETTERS INCLUDING SUCH SCROLLS.SOME MONTHS LATER WE MOVED UP TO THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN AND SOME WEEKS LATER WE CREATED 'ESCOS' - THE EXPANDED SCREEN CONSTRUCTION SET.WE - GOT RID OF THE WHOLE BORDER. WE KEPT IT A LONG TIME TO MAKE A DEMODISK WITH IT AND SENT SOME DEMOS TO THE ZZAP64!.WE DISTRIBUTED A DISK CONTAINING 30 ESCOS DEMOS AND MADE PICTURES FOR SOME SOFTWARE FIRMS. WE SHOWED THE WORLD WHO'S THE BEST, AND IT WORKED!. - UNTIL .G= MR.TUNG (OR WAS IT TANG?) LAID HIS FUCKING HANDS ON ONE OF THE DEMOS AND RIPPED THE ROUTINE TO MAKE HIS OWN ESCOS (ZOOMLENS).IT WOULNDN'T HAVE BEEN BAD IF OUR FRIEND WONG WROTE HIS OWN ROUTINES OR AT LEAST THANKED US FOR USING OUR ROUTINE COZ HE JUST REMOVED OUR NAME AND DID AS IF HE WROTE IT HIMSELF! - HE HAS EVEN BEEN SO STUPID TO TAKE AN OLD ROUTINE WHICH DIDN'T WORK ON THE 128 AND WHERE THE SPRITES WEREN'T IN THE UTTER LEFT BORDER ,BUT STILL AT POSITION 0. LATER WE BROUGHT OUT A DEMO 'ESCOS DEMO 3' THAT WORKED FINE.SO,MR.TONG ,ALL 'BIG GUYS ON EARTH WILL HAVE OUR ADDRESS COZ WE DON'T LIKE POST FROM ASSHOLES.I THINK YOU OWN US A WRITTEN APOLOGIZE COZ THIS WAS REALLY RUDE. - THE MUSIC WAS AS I TOLD YOU COMPOSED BY MAD. HE'S NOT A MEMBER OF 1001 BUT WE MET HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES ON MEETINGS.OTHER GREAT TUNES OF HIM ARE : THEME FROM - 'WHEELED WARRIORS' - 'TOUCH ME' IN GALWAY STYLE ( 10 TIMES BETTER AS RED'S VERSION!) AND 'RENDEZ VOUS' FROM JARRE.WE ALSO STILL HAVE SOME MUSIC PRODUCED BY THE USA TEAM AND THE MAGIC RIPPERS(BOTH PERSONAL LOCAL FRIENDS). SO MAD , MANY THANKS FOR USING YOUR MUSIC.WHAT WOULD THE PETSHOP BOYS THINK OF IT?. BY THE WAY,WE WAN'T 'PROVIDING CONTACTS'IN THE UK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I THINK WE'LL TRY TO DUMP THIS THING ON COMPUNET.WE'LL USE SCOOP OR SOMEONE ELSE FOR IT. - LET'S MOVE ON TO THE - FOR MOST PEOPLE - MOST IMPORTANT BYTESEQUENCES .D= - THE GRO= EETINGS (CONTAINING SMOOTH MESSAGES BEHIND THE NAMES) ... YODO HERE WE GO .F= HELLO TO : - ( AT LAST 20 DISKS BACK!,WE'RE GLAD YOU DIDN'T FEED THEM TO YOUR HOUSE PENGUINS HA!) - THE LIGHT CIRCLE - ( ONLY MZP LEFT? FLASH WHERE ARE YOU?,AND HELMUT ,YOU'D BETTER DO YOUR HAIR OK,OR I'LL USE YOU TO CLEAN MY TOILET!) D= - (PAUL , YOU'D BETTER PLACE THE PHONE BY THE WINDOW , SO YOU CAN SEE YOUR MOTHER COMMING HOME WHEN YOU'RE CALLING WITHOUT TELLIN' YOUR MUM - INSTEAD OF BEING CAUGHT EVERY TIME HAHA,SAY HELLO TO FAX WHEN YOU SEE HIM THROWING SNOWBALLS AT PENGUINS IN OSLO PARK) - THOUGHT MERCENERYS WERE BIG TOUGH GUYS, BUT YOU ARE AFRAID TO KILL HCS? HA YOU'D BETTER GO TO SPORTSCHOOL ,SCHARREL) YEP,I GOT TO BE HARD TO SOME GUYS , ELSE YOU WOULD HAVE RESET THIS MINUTES AGO. - (MICHAEL, THANX FOR THE TREMENDOUS FAST SENDINGS AND ROBIN FOR TELLING US HE'S INTERESTED IN A REAL CRUNCHER) - FOR FORGETTING TO GREET US WHEN WE FORGET YOU ) - FOR FAST AMERICAN STUFF ) - FOR BEING MY PERSONAL TELEPHONE SLAVE (JOKE,BUT TRUE) AND KEEPING ME AWAKE WHEN I TRY TO DREAM ABOUT MUSIC IN THE BORDER) - FOR SHOWING ME HOW MANY DISKCOLORS THERE ARE , I GUESS HE HAS OVER 30 DIFFERENT COLORS)MCC - (CHRIS, STILL HAVEN'T WRITTEN YOU BUT I WILL ONCE ...) - (YOUR NAME STANDS FOR 'NO DADDY!!' IN OUR LANGUAGE) - (DEAD? OR NOT? ZZAP .. PLAYING GOLF IS EXTREMELY BAD FOR YOUR BACK) - NEW AGE (HEADYBABY - . IS HARDROCK AT LAST GONNA MAKE IT?, THINKING ABOUT BON-JOVI AND EUROPE , YEP HARDROCKERS AT LAST FOUND OUT THAT RECORDS SELL A LOT BETTER IF YOU INCLUDE A DISCO-BEAT! HEY) - ( AND ? DID IT WORK?) YOU MIGHT WONDER (-NOT STEVIE-) WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT , IT'S ABOUT DOING DIRTY THINGS WITH A WARM DOUGHNUT. - (PLEASE SEND ORIGINALS TO US IF IT GETS TO 'HOT') - FUTURE PROJECTS ( - (NOW YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF 'AGIMA') - MEANS FOR US 'BITS WITH BEAUTY' - THINKING ABOUT SOME PICS, BUT THE FIRST WERE BETTER THAN THE ONES OF TODAY) E= - (LEARN TO USE SOUNDMONITOR AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CREATE THIS MUSIC) - (TEESSIDE,CONTACT US,WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR NEW CONTACTS BUT IN THE LAST 4 YEARS WE'VE NEVER HAD CONTACT, SO...) - SODAN (STILL WAITING FOR A COPY OF .G=) - (JUST WAIT TILL WE ALL HAVE AN AGIMA) - SOFTRUNNER GROUP (OR WHAT IS LEFT) - USA TEAM(THE MUSIC YOU WROTE WAS BRILL ,EVEN MAD LIKED IT. BUT NOW THE CRITICISM : WHY SO EXITED IN YOUR DEMOS LIKE'THE GREAT USA TEAM DID IT!, A ROUTINE WITH WHICH WE BANISHED THE BORDER!, SOUNDED LIKE NO ONE DID IT BEFORE . AND THE COPYRIGHT , HOW CAN IT BE THERE IF WE ALREADY HAVE IT ? HUHUHUH???) - TMR( ALSO BRILL MUSIC , WE'LL ALSO USE IT SOON!) AND HELLO TO ALL CNET-BLOKES LIKE: SCOOP*JACKAL*STOAT & TIM*MAT & PSY*RATT*BENN*WINTERBERG*ZZAP64 TEAM ESP.GARRY FOR PLACING OUR DEMOS IN THE DECEMBER ISSUE!*HUB & GAL*BOBB* AND ALL THE OTHERS - .D=OH HACKTEC COMES IN (HE'S GOT AN AMIGA NOW) .E= - THANK YOU HONEY FOR INTRO(DUCING) ME. I'M LEARNING MC68000 AND C, SO I'LL WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE SOME WHOPPING DEMOS SOON. THANKS REMCO FOR LENDING YOUR UNIVERSITY SURVEY OF MACHINECODE ON THE MACINTOSH (ALSO SUPPLIED - WITH A 68000).I'VE TRIED TO CONNECT AN IBM PC (XT, 640 KB & HARDDISK) TO MY AMIGA. WHO HAS A WORKING MS-DOS FOR ME? - HEY GUYS: PRESS LEFT MOUSE BUTTON TO RESET OR DEBUG GURU-MEDITATION #0020.FFDA TWO DRAWBACKS OF THIS FAB MACHINE: FIRST THERE'S NO-BORDER TO SCREW AND SECOND THE ROTTEN 3.5 INCH DISKS CAN'T BE PUSH-PINNED TO MY WALL (WHICH IS ALMOST COVERED WITH 5.25 INCH ONES). CAN THE FOLLOWING BLOKES SEND MY DISKS BACK (FULL OR EMPTY): - (2) JACKAL (2) PETER (3) THEO (5) LAST QUESTIONS: I WANT CHEAP DIGITIZERS (AUDIO & VIDEO FOR AMIGA) 1 OR 2 MEGABYTE AND 5.25 DRIVE. SO BYE !! OK,W'ELL MAKE AN END TO THIS COZ THE TUNE MUST HAVE BEEN STARTED MORE THAN 10 TIMES. HOPE YOU LIKED IT ,WE'LL SOON BE BACK WITH ANOTHER DEMO INCLUDING MUSIC BY MAD,USA OR TMR. G=SO C.U. -