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FACENOTER BASED ON GRF NOTER V0.1 DONE BY CELLUX/FACES PRESS SPACE TO SEE ACTUAL NOTE PRESS ANY ELSE TO EDIT NOTE - !P-TUNE BY SHADE/FLASH INC.- - THE 'STATIC REMIX' NOTE BY SHADE/FHI '92 - ' - ' DONE IN THE KALIX'92 MEETING! IT'S NOT REALLY A HATEDEMO, BUT LISTEN TO THE 'TJOOOLITJOOOLI' SAMPLE IN THE LAST PART! DOESN'T STATIC SOUND - ? I DON'T KNOW HIM, BUT WHEN SOME OF THE GUYS TOLD ME HOW HE SOUNDS IN THE PHONE, I STARTED TO THINK THAT HE MUST BE A LITTLE - !! WELL THE DEMOCREDITS FOR ALL PARTS GOES LIKE THIS: CODE: - /BOOZE DESIGN GRAPHICS: - (HEHEHEHE!!) TEXTEDITING: - /DEATH SECTOR , - /JAM -SPC- THE - IN THE SECOND PART OF THE INTRO WAS RECORDED BY A PERSON IN THE MEETING, BUT HE DOESN'T WANT HIS NAME HERE!! THE DEMO WAS PACKED AND CRUNCHED DURING THE LITTLE MEETING HERE IN PITE[. ( - CAME TO MY PLACE ONE DAY!) WELL, I DON'T HAVE MORE TO SAY!! JUST WATCH OUT FOR MORE KALIXMEETING- RELEASES IN THE FUTURE...... SIGNING - IN FEBRUARY THE 5TH - - !P-TUNE BY SHADE/FLASH INC.- - THE 'STATIC REMIX' NOTE BY SHADE/FHI '92 - R DONE IN THE KALIX'92 MEETING! - / IT'S NOT REALLY A HATEDEMO, BUT LISTEN TO THE 'TJOOOLITJOOOLI' SAMPLE IN THE LAST PART! DOESN'T STATIC SOUND - ) I DON'T KNOW HIM, BUT WHEN SOME OF THE GUYS TOLD ME HOW HE SOUNDS IN THE PHO1 - 5 WELL THE DEMOCREDITS FOR ALL PARTS GOES - (HEHEHEHE!!) TEXTEDITING: - IN THE SECOND PART OF THE INTRO WAS RECORDED BY A PERSON IN THE MEETING, BUT HE DOESN'T WANT HIS NAME - 9 THE DEMO WAS PACKED AND CRUNCHED DURING - D THE LITTLE MEETING HERE IN PITE[. - CAME TO MY PLACE ONE DAY!) - / WELL, I DON'T HAVE MORE TO SAY!! - - JUST WATCH OUT FOR MORE KALIXMEETING- - H RELEASES IN THE FUTURE -
- ACEGIJLMOPRSUVWXYZ[/]^^__ !!!!!"!!!!! __^^]/[ZYXWVUSRPOMLJIGECA - MOON?? THIS TEXT IS VEEERY LONG RIGHT NOW, AROUND 4000 HEXADECIMAL BYTES OF PURE BAJS... I GOT A MORE ADVANCED MATHS BOOK THE OTHER DAY, I WAS MORE FUNNY... I JUST STARTED STUDYING GERMAN THIS SCHOOL YEAR, THE 7:TH GRADE, AND IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE FUN. OR WHAT DO YOU SAY, S(C)HADE?? ... .. . .. ... MY HANDLE IS NOT SCHADE, FOR THE 65 MILLIONTH TIME... BUT, SOMEONE ELSE WILL WRITE, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN WRITING A FUCKING LOT, AND MY JOB ISN'T ONLY TO FILL THE MEMORY WITH CRAP, SHIT AND WHATSOEVER..... AAARGH... I'M SICK OF THIS SCROLLTEXT, AS IT HAS TAKEN A LOT OF TIME TO PRODUCE IT!!! THE TIME IS NOW: 21:18 PM.... WELL, NOW OVER TO SOMEBODY...... WAWAWAHAHA... WUPPS! OK, HERE'S RIDDLER AGAIN!! HUM, A LOT OF SHIT HAS BEEN WRITTEN SINCE I TOUCHED THOSE KEYS THE LAST TIME.. I'VE BEEN RELAXING WITH A COUPLE OF BEERS, BUT I JUST TOOK THEM FOR THE TASTE OF IT, NOT AT ALL TO GET DRUNKEN.. ALSO I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE COOL 'HAT TRICK' TOGETHER WITH ROYAL, VERY FUNNY INDEED!! ESPECIALLY AS I NEVER PLAY GAMES USUALLY, JUST ON MEETINGS LIKE THIS ONE... HEY, GUESS WHO'S HERE??... .. . NOPE, IT ISN'T RIDDLER,SHADE,WOLVERINE OR TRIDENT, SO THERE'S ONLY ONE DUDE LEFT... "ROYAL" (THE MIGHTY ONE). ACCTUALLY I'M OUT OF WORDS BUT, AS I WAS TURNED DOWN BY PLAYING 'HATRICK' WITH TRIDENT, I JUST HAD TO WRITE SUNTHING. AND THE QUESTION IS, WHAT? DAMN... THIS PARTMENT IS LIKE LIVING IN A TOILET WITH 100 CHINESE SUMO WRESTLERS FARTING AT THE SAME TIME... HUUH!!? CAN YA IMAGINE HOW IT'S STINKING HERE, I HATE WHEN TRIDENT FARTS JUST IN FRONT OF MY FACE. TO BE HONEST, SOMEBODY CALL ME FOR A REAL FART/MAN, BUT TRIDENT BEATS EVERYBODY, EVEN THOSE SUMO WRESTLERS.. BUT NOW IT'S MY TURN, HEHE, PRUUUUUUTTT, BRUAAKKK,,,,!!! HUH, THIS STINX... YEP, IT REALLY DOES, HUMPH.. WOLVERINE SURE IS UGLY WHEN HE'S PLYING WRESTLEMANIA, HE'S LOOSING HIS TONGUE, I THINK!. IT SEEMS TO BE A BIT TOO HARD FOR HIM TO HANDLE. HUH, I'M BORED OF THIS FUCKIN' MUSIC THAT IS INCLUDED IN THIS COOL TEXT-WRITER BY PADUA, IT'S BEEN PLAYING FOR APROX 3 HOURS NOW.. THE HARD HOURS IS IN FRONT OF ME, MY COKE BOTTLE IS STEP BY STEP NEARING THE DRY EMPTYNESS, AND MY TIREDNESS IS FIGHTING AGAINST ME. I JUST DON'T KNOW TO WHICH RESULT THIS DEMO IS GONNA END, COZ NOW EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE TIRED. TRIDENT AND I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SINCE THE MEETING BEGAN. ("AWAKE ON THE WILD SIDE") NO, NOT AGAIN, I'M GONNA FART, "WARNING".... AAHH, THAT WAS VEEEERYYYY NICE... AHHHH..... NOW WE HAVE AGAIN REACHED THE TIME OF SAVING THIS LITTLE TEXT... CYA SOON... YEAH, I'M BACK AGAIN... THE TEXT GOT NOW 75 BLOX. THIS NIGHT WE HAD PLANNED TO BRAKE US INSIDE TO A SCHOOL NEARBY, BUT AS WE COULDN'T GET OUR HANDS ON THE KEY, THAT REBEL HAS, WE DIDN'T MAKE IT.. OK, NOW I'M, BORED OF ALL THIS TEXT-WRITING, BUT I'LL MAYBE BE BACK AGAIN, IF MY INSPIRATION GET'S TO A HIGHER GRADE..... ROYAL/DEATH SECTOR IS OFF ONCE AGAIN.... AAAARRGGGHHH..... NOW I'M FORCED TO WRITE IN THIS FUCKING SCROLLTEXT ONCE MORE, 'CAUSE THE SIGNED WRITER WENT TO THE TOILET OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. RIDDLER IS ON MY LEFT SIDE, DRINKING SOME COCA, AND HERE I AM, SITTING INFRONT OF THE COMPUTER AS USUALL.... WELL, I HOPE THAT THIS SCROLL WON'T BE TO LONG, 'CAUSE THEN IT'LL BE A PROBLEM TO FIT IT INTO THE DEMOPART WHERE THIS SCROLLER WILL BE PUBLISHED.... I GUESS THAT NO-ONE WILL EVER READ ALL THIS TEXT, 'CAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING BORING, AND WE MUST WRITE AND READ THIS SCROLL TO KEEP ACTIVATED.... GURGEL.. NU SKA JAG SKRIVA PA SVENSKA EN STUND, SA ATT ALLA PUNDIGA SVENSKAR SOM INTE KAN ENGELSKA KAN HANGA MED. DET GALLER DAREMOT INTE DIVERSE UTLANNINGAR, FOR DE FORSTAR INTE SVENSKA, MEN ENGELSKA HAR JAG FATT NOG AV FOR ETT TAG.... MAN SKOLA JU ICKE GLOMMA SITT MODERSMAL!!! I OCH FOR SEJ AR DET MENINGSLOST UTAN DE SVENSKA TILLAGGSBOKSTAVERNA I ALFABETET, MEN DET SPELAR INGEN ROLL.. JAG AR STOLT OVER ATT VARA SVENSK, MEN JAG AR INTE RASHATARE BARA FOR DET. TRIDENT OCH WOLVERINE SITTER NU OCH LASER IGENOM SAFETYCOPY 2 AV DENNA TEXT, OCH DE HAR HALLIT PA EN LANG STUND NU. ROYAL OCH RIDDLER SITTER OCH GLOR PA DIVERSE DEMOS MED MERA OCH JAG SITTER BARA HAR OCH FORSOKER FA ERT INTRESSE.... MEN NI SOM LASER DETTA BORDE FORSTA ATT MAN BLIR LESS AV ATT SITTA OCH SKRIVA I TIMMAR, SPECIELLT NAR ALLA SKRIVER OM SAMMA SAKER, DVS. DET SOM HANDER HAR INNE I DENNA LAGENHET JUST NU. MEN ATER TILL ENGELSKA... NOW I'LL DESCRIBE THIS DEPARTMENT.... THERE ARE TWO MAIN ROOMS AND A TOILET, A KITCHEN AN A NARROW CORRIDOR WHICH LEADS FROM THE DOOR INTO THE ROOM I'M SITTING IN.. THERE ARE FIVE TV'S IN HERE AND SIX COMPUTERS (ONE WITHOUT SIDCHIP) AND A LOT OF DISCS, RUBBISH, CHIPSBAGS AND BEER+COCA-CANS AND SOME PEOPLE.... WELL, AND WHAT ELSE CAN THERE BE? WELL, NOTHING EXCEPT TRIDENT BESIDE ME. AND HE'S MAKING FUNNY NOISES AND PROBABLY TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH SOME CREATURES WITH LOWER INTELLIGENCE THAN 5 IQ! WE'RE NOW GOING TO WATCH THE SWEDISH STAND UP COMEDY PROGRAM "SLANG DIG I BRUNNEN". I CAN'T SAY IF THIS SCROLL WILL BE ANY LONGER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ROYAL MAYBE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY... NEEJ NEEJ, INTE DET INTE.... GOODNIGHT C64-SCENE WHERE EVER YOU ARE.... TIRED REGARDS FROM: ROYAL/DEATH SECTOR - TRIDENT/BOOZE DESIGNS - SHADE/FLASH INC. - RIDDLER/ACRISE AND WOLVERINE/JAM......... HEJ DAA FRAN OSS ALLA TILL ER ALLA EN RIKTIGT GOD HJUL... - STERDAY AND BOUGHT A 100-CROWNS BILL FOR A 50-CROWNS... FUNNY - F OK,OKOKKOKOKO DON'T TAKE THIS TEXT TOO SERIOUS - D. SHADE OF SLASK HINK SEEMS LIKE HE WANTS TO WRITE AND I WILL SOON GIVE HIM THESE VERY EASY RULED KEYS, BUT ONLY FOR HIRING, BCOZ THIS IS ROEJALS COMPU, AND I DON'T THINK THAT HE WANTS ME TO GIVE AWAY ALL(!) HIS KEYS TO SHADE?? ANYWAY, HERE YOU GO, SLAEDE!!! - J SHADE: I THINK THAT TRIDENT IS A FUCKING BLEEDING BRAINDEAD STUPIDO WHEN HE SAYS THAT I'M A COMMUNIST! I HATE COMMUNISTS! AND THIS COUNTRY IS FREE?? SO THEN I'LL CALL TRIDENT "DREGGELDENT" AND BOOZE DESIGN "BOSSE DESAJN". WELL, WE'RE TIRED AND WE'RE SLAGGING ON EACHOTHER JUST FOR FUN. NOW, ROYAL FARTED IN DREGGELDENTS SANGKLADER-BOX. AAAGGHH!! IT SMELLS!! WELL, WOLVERINE AND RIDDLER ARE PLAYING A HOCKEYGAME. ROYJALL AND DREGGELDENT ARE HAVING FUN, 'CAUSE THEY PUT A COCA-COLA CAN ON MY HEAD AND I DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO TAKE IT AWAY, AND THEN DREGGEL TOOK HIS CAMERA AND TOOK A PICTURE OF ME AND THE COCA-CAN. WELL, IF TRIDENT'S ANGRY 'CAUSE OF ME CALLING HIM DREGGELDENT, THEN HE'LL STOP TO CALL ME SCHADE!! NOW HE TURNED ON SOME WELLKNOWN MUSIC BY NOW, BUT HE TURNED IT OFF AGAIN AND LEAVED TO THE TOILET. NOW I'M GOING TO FOLLOW WHAT TRIDENT IS DOING... - F ..NOW HE TOOK A CHIPS-BAG AND STARTED EATING. HE TURNED ON HIS DEMO-PART AND WENT TO SPEAK WITH WOLVERINE. NOW HE'S MAKING A FUNNY NOISE WITH HIS ARMPIT THAT SOUNDS LIKE FARTING - IAHHH, I WON'T FOLLOW HIM ANYMORE. I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH HIM, I'M JUST JOKING SO THAT I'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT. THIS SCROLLY WILL BE THE LONGEST! WE WATCHED THE SAFETYCOPY OF THIS SCROLLTEXT A WHILE AGO, AND IT TOOK A WHILE TO READ IT!! BUT IT'LL BE MUCH LONGER. WELL, I'M GETTING TO THE PHASE, WHEN THE PHYSICAL AND PSYCHIC TIREDNESS IS ENTERING MY BODY, BUT I'M GATHERING ALL POWERS I POSESS TO FORCE THEM AWAY... BUT THEY'RE STRONGER THAN ME! SHIT, I'M GETTING INVADED BY TIREDNESS, BUT, I'LL TAKE A COLD SHOWER AND FREEZE THE TIREDNESS TO ANOTHER DIMENSION - E. THIS CRAP IS GETTING TO STUPID, LET'S WRITE NORMAL TEXT!! I TOOK A CHEWING-GUM FROM ROYAL! HAHAH - D. VERY INTERESTING HUH?? I DON'T THINK SO - E THEY'RE STILL PLAYING THE HOCKEYGAME! AREN'T THEY GETTING BORED? WELL, I COULD CONTINUE WRITING THIS SCROLLTEXT FOR AGES!! SOMEBODY WILL RELEASE ME FROM THESE KEYS SOON, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO YET, AND I DON'T CARE AT ALL - E TRIDENT IS LOOKING AT THE HOCKEYGAME... I'M LOOKING AT THE FUCKING COLOUR-TV, AND THAT'S NO BIG DIFFERENCE! WHEN YOU'VE READ WHAT I'VE WRITTEN SO FAR, YOU'LL MAYBEE THINK THAT I'M STUPID OR SOMETHING, BUT MY INSPIRATION COMES FROM NOWHERE, SO I'M WRITING EVERYTHING CROSSING MY MIND.. TRIDENT IS HERE WITH HIS CHIPS-BAG NAD CHEWING CHIPS. ARE THEY TASTY??? TRIDENT: YES THEY ARE - E! SHADE: WELL, MY CHIPS ARE ALMOST GONE, AND I CAN NOW SAY THAT TRIDENT'S CHIPS ARE TASTY! WELL, AS I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK I'LL WRITE (AND EVEN NOT WHERE MY TEXTWRITING INSPIRATION COMES FROM) I'LL BETTER LEAVE THESE KEYS TO SOMEBODY ELSE BEFORE I'LL GET A BRAINBOMB - D. (MORE INTELLIGENT MONKEY LANGUAGE!) ...THIS IS MEANLESS CRAP, RUBBISH, SHIT AND WHATSOEVER - D. I HOPE THAT THIS DEMO WILL BE FINISHED BEFORE THIS MEETING IS OVER - D! WELL, TRIDENT MAYBEE WANTS TO WRITE?? WHAT DO YOU SAY? TRIDENT: YES I WILL, BUT FIRST I HAVE TO WASH ALL THE CHIPSGREASE FROM MY FINGERS SO I WON'T MESS UP THE KEYS ON ROYAL'S COMPUTER - D. I'M NO LONGER TIRED. - E SHADE: OVER TO TRIDENT AS HE'S BACK FROM HIS HANDWASHING IN THE TOILET NOW - E. BYE BYE AGAIN, BUT I'LL BE BACK!! I PROMISE - D A LITTLE STORY FOR THOSE OF YOU STILL READING THIS - M A CREEPY SIGH CAME DEEP FROM THE DUNGEONS. A WARNING GOSSIP WANDERING THROUGH THE TOWN. WAS IT REALLY TRUE?? DID MOON REALLY MASTURBATE?? A MAN FULL OF WONDERS LEFT THE STATE SCHOOL OF THE CATACOMBS. HE WAS TO SOLVE THE PROBLEMS AND TO FIND THE FINAL ANSWER. HE WAS SEND OUT BY GOD HIMSELF, PROVOTED TO TEACH THE MAN TO REACH THE FINAL CONCLUTION - D. WHO WAS THIS MAN... EASY ONE: TRIDENT/BOOZE DESIGN OFCOURSE... HERE I AM JUST TO WHIP YOUR DASHES BLUE AND VIOLET, TO ETC. - G FOR ALL GERMANS: HIER BIN ICH, TREIDENT... - GA RULES, OR WHAT DO YO - I THIS TEXT IS VEEERY LONG RIGHT NOW, AROUND 4000 HEXADECIMAL BYTES OF PURE BAJS... - F I GOT A MORE ADVANCED MATHS BOOK THE OTHER DAY, I WAS MORE FUNNY... - D I JUST STARTED STUDYING GERMAN THIS SCHOOL YEAR, THE 7:TH GRADE, AND IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE FUN. - D OR WHAT DO YOU SAY, S(C)HADE?? - K MY HANDLE IS NOT SCHADE, FOR THE 65 MILLIONTH TIME... BUT, SOMEONE ELSE WILL WRITE, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN WRITING A FUCKING LOT, AND MY JOB ISN'T ONLY TO FILL THE MEMORY WITH CRAP, SHIT AND WHATSOEVER - E. AAARGH... I'M SICK OF THIS SCROLLTEXT, AS IT HAS TAKEN A LOT OF TIME TO PRODUCE IT!!! THE TIME IS NOW: 21:18 PM - D. WELL, NOW OVER TO SOMEBODY - G WAWAWAHAHA... WUPPS! OK, HERE'S RIDDLER AGAIN!! HUM, A LOT OF SHIT HAS BEEN WRITTEN SINCE I TOUCHED THOSE KEYS THE LAST TIME.. I'VE BEEN RELAXING WITH A COUPLE OF BEERS, BUT I JUST TOOK THEM FOR THE TASTE OF IT, NOT AT ALL TO GET DRUNKEN.. ALSO I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE COOL 'HAT TRICK' TOGETHER WITH ROYAL, VERY FUNNY INDEED!! ESPECIALLY AS I NEVER PLAY GAMES USUALLY, JUST ON MEETINGS LIKE THIS ONE... - K HEY, GUESS WHO'S HERE??... .. . NOPE, IT ISN'T RIDDLER,SHADE,WOLVERINE OR TRIDENT, SO THERE'S ONLY ONE DUDE LEFT... "ROYAL" (THE MIGHTY ONE). ACCTUALLY I'M OUT OF WORDS BUT, AS I WAS TURNED DOWN BY PLAYING 'HATRICK' WITH TRIDENT, I JUST HAD TO WRITE SUNTHING. AND THE QUESTION IS, WHAT? DAMN... THIS PARTMENT IS LIKE LIVING IN A TOILET WITH 100 CHINESE SUMO WRESTLERS FARTING AT THE SAME TIME... HUUH!!? CAN YA IMAGINE HOW IT'S STINKING HERE, I HATE WHEN TRIDENT FARTS JUST IN FRONT OF MY FACE. TO BE HONEST, SOMEBODY CALL ME FOR A REAL FART/MAN, BUT TRIDENT BEATS EVERYBODY, EVEN THOSE SUMO WRESTLERS.. BUT NOW IT'S MY TURN, HEHE, PR - D,!!! HUH, THIS STINX... YEP, IT REALLY DOES, HUMPH.. WOLVERINE SURE IS UGLY WHEN HE'S PLYING WRESTLEMANIA, HE'S LOOSING HIS TONGUE, I THINK!. IT SEEMS TO BE A BIT TOO HARD FOR HIM TO HANDLE. HUH, I'M BORED OF THIS FUCKIN' MUSIC THAT IS INCLUDED IN THIS COOL TEXT-WRITER BY PADUA, IT'S BEEN PLAYING FOR APROX 3 HOURS NOW.. THE HARD HOURS IS IN FRONT OF ME, MY COKE BOTTLE IS STEP BY STEP NEARING THE DRY EMPTYNESS, AND MY TIREDNESS IS FIGHTING AGAINST ME. I JUST DON'T KNOW TO WHICH RESULT THIS DEMO IS GONNA END, COZ NOW EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE TIRED. TRIDENT AND I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SINCE THE MEETING BEGAN. ("AWAKE ON THE WILD SIDE") NO, NOT AGAIN, I'M GONNA FART, "WARNING" - D. AAHH, THAT WAS V - D NOW WE HAVE AGAIN REACHED THE TIME OF SAVING THIS LITTLE TEXT... CYA SOON... - D YEAH, I'M BACK AGAIN... THE TEXT GOT NOW 75 BLOX. - D THIS NIGHT WE HAD PLANNED TO BRAKE US INSIDE TO A SCHOOL NEARBY, BUT AS WE COULDN'T GET OUR HANDS ON THE KEY, THAT REBEL HAS, WE DIDN'T MAKE IT.. OK, NOW I'M, BORED OF ALL THIS TEXT-WRITING, BUT I'LL MAYBE BE BACK AGAIN, IF MY INSPIRATION GET'S TO A HIGHER GRADE - D ROYAL/DEATH SECTOR IS OFF ONCE AGAIN - E. NOW I'M FORCED TO WRITE IN THIS FUCKING SCROLLTEXT ONCE MORE, 'CAUSE THE SIGNED WRITER WENT TO THE TOILET OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. RIDDLER IS ON MY LEFT SIDE, DRINKING SOME COCA, AND HERE I AM, SITTING INFRONT OF THE COMPUTER AS USUALL - D. WELL, I HOPE THAT THIS SCROLL WON'T BE TO LONG, 'CAUSE THEN IT'LL BE A PROBLEM TO FIT IT INTO THE DEMOPART WHERE THIS SCROLLER WILL BE PUBLISHED - D. I GUESS THAT NO-ONE WILL EVER READ ALL THIS TEXT, 'CAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING BORING, AND WE MUST WRITE AND READ THIS SCROLL TO KEEP ACTIVATED - D. GURGEL.. NU SKA JAG SKRIVA PA SVENSKA EN STUND, SA ATT ALLA PUNDIGA SVENSKAR SOM INTE KAN ENGELSKA KAN HANGA MED. DET GALLER DAREMOT INTE DIVERSE UTLANNINGAR, FOR DE FORSTAR INTE SVENSKA, MEN ENGELSKA HAR JAG FATT NOG AV FOR ETT TAG - D MAN SKOLA JU ICKE GLOMMA SITT MODERSMAL!!! I OCH FOR SEJ AR DET MENINGSLOST UTAN DE SVENSKA TILLAGGSBOKSTAVERNA I ALFABETET, MEN DET SPELAR INGEN ROLL.. JAG AR STOLT OVER ATT VARA SVENSK, MEN JAG AR INTE RASHATARE BARA FOR DET. TRIDENT OCH WOLVERINE SITTER NU OCH LASER IGENOM SAFETYCOPY 2 AV DENNA TEXT, OCH DE HAR HALLIT PA EN LANG STUND NU. ROYAL OCH RIDDLER SITTER OCH GLOR PA DIVERSE DEMOS MED MERA OCH JAG SITTER BARA HAR OCH FORSOKER FA ERT INTRESSE - D. MEN NI SOM LASER DETTA BORDE FORSTA ATT MAN BLIR LESS AV ATT SITTA OCH SKRIVA I TIMMAR, SPECIELLT NAR ALLA SKRIVER OM SAMMA SAKER, DVS. DET SOM HANDER HAR INNE I DENNA LAGENHET JUST NU. MEN ATER TILL ENGELSKA... - H NOW I'LL DESCRIBE THIS DEPARTMENT - D. THERE ARE TWO MAIN ROOMS AND A TOILET, A KITCHEN AN A NARROW CORRIDOR WHICH LEADS FROM THE DOOR INTO THE ROOM I'M SITTING IN.. THERE ARE FIVE TV'S IN HERE AND SIX COMPUTERS (ONE WITHOUT SIDCHIP) AND A LOT OF DISCS, RUBBISH, CHIPSBAGS AND BEER+COCA-CANS AND SOME PEOPLE - D WELL, AND WHAT ELSE CAN THERE BE? WELL, NOTHING EXCEPT TRIDENT BESIDE ME. AND HE'S MAKING FUNNY NOISES AND PROBABLY TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH SOME CREATURES WITH LOWER INTELLIGENCE THAN 5 IQ! WE'RE NOW GOING TO WATCH THE SWEDISH STAND UP COMEDY PROGRAM "SLANG DIG I BRUNNEN". I CAN'T SAY IF THIS SCROLL WILL BE ANY LONGER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ROYAL MAYBE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY... - H NEEJ NEEJ, INTE DET INTE - E GOODNIGHT C64-SCENE WHERE EVER YOU ARE - D. TIRED REGARDS FROM: ROYAL/DEATH SECTOR - TRIDENT/BOOZE DESIGNS - SHADE/FLASH INC. - RIDDLER/ACRISE AND WOLVERINE/JAM - # HEJ DAA FRAN OSS ALLA TILL ER ALLA EN RIKTIGT GOD HJUL... - 
HELLO BOYS, GIRLS AND 
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