State of the Art by Gamma Cracking Force
THE GAMMA CRACKING FORCE PRESENTS STATE OF THE ART HI THERE, DUDES! DJ KAT IS WHERE IT'S AT! BEFORE I WRITE ANYTHING ELSE, I WANT TO TELL YA THAT THE GREETINGS BELOW ARE MY PERSONAL GREETINGS AND NOT THE RANKED GCF-GREETINGS. ALSO LOOK OUT FOR SOME SPECIAL GREETINGS LATER IN THIS SCROLL. OK, NOW I'M GOING TO WRITE SOME FACTS ABOUT MYSELF. AS YOU CAN SEE ABOVE, MY NAME IS DJ KAT. I'M A NEW MEMBER OF GCF AND THIS IS MY FIRST DEMO FOR THEM. BEFORE I JOINED GCF I WAS A MEMBER OF THE DISCIPLES. I'M 17 YEARS OLD AND MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 17TH OF AUGUST. WRITE THAT DATE DOWN AND REMEMBER TO SEND ME A BIRTHDAY-PRESENT! WELL, THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME. BY THE HIGHWAY, HERE'S A LITTLE JOKE: WHAT DO YOU CALL 100 DEAD LAMERS? A GOOD START! (HA HA HA) OK, LET'S GET SERIOUS! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THREE DICKHEADS CALLED STOCK, AITKEN AND WATERMAN? YOU HAVEN'T? WELL, THEY HAVE PRODUCED A LOT OF THE SHIT-MUSIC WHICH IS CURRENTLY IN THE MUSIC-CHARTS, PERFORMED BY PEOPLE LIKE RICK ASTLEY AND KYLIE MINOGUE. YEECH! I'VE HEARD THAT THEY'RE NOW GOING TO PRODUCE AN LP FOR SABRINA TOO! (YOU KNOW, THE ITALIAN GIRL WITH THE GREATEST VOICE EVER...) I WOULD RATHER CUT MY EARS OFF THAN TO LISTEN TO ANY MUSIC FROM STOCK, AITKEN AND WATERMAN! OK, HERE ARE AS PROMISED THE SPECIAL GREETINGS. THEY GO TO THE OTHER MEMBERS OF GCF: SIR CRASH, SUPERBRAIN, TARZAN, ZAPPADONG (RS), THE MASTER OF ROMS, THE SATAN, TPC AND ZEUS 3003. IF YOU THINK THIS SCROLL IS GOING TO END NOW, THEN YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT... - 1988 GAMMA CRACKING FORCE - GREETINGS TO XADES SOCIETY REALITY MIRAGE OF THE CRACKFACTORY RAWHEAD RAW OF GENESIS PROJECT TABATA DAMAGE INC -