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Skruv by Kaktus

Skruv GURK! HERE'S KAKTUS... TODAY I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ALL THE FUNNY THINGS ABOUT THE S.O.S-MEETING! FRIDAY THE 27 OF MAY, ALASTOR OF THUNDERCATS CAME TO ME (TO HELSINGBORG) BY TRAIN (FROM HALMSTAD. ACTUALLY HE COMES FROM HYLTEBRUK, BUT NO TRAINS GOES FROM THERE...) AFTER SOME BIG TROUBLES WITH (IF POSSIBLE) A BIGGER TRUNK, WE GOT HOME TO MY LITTLE SWEET HOME... THEN WE COPIED A LOT OF AMIGAPROGGIES (HI TO HK ELECTRONICS!). THEN WE FINALLY FOUND A REST IN THE BED! (NO, WE HAD TWO BEDS, STUPID)... ON SATURDAY MORNING (EARLY!), WE TRAVELLED TO STAFFANSTORP, TO CATCH MAHONEY! (?) ... NJOP! (WE WERE THREE BIG BOYS IN THE BACKSEAT, HYSH-HYSH!) EOR? OH, BEFORE WE WENT OF TO STAFFANSTORP, I FOUND (!) A 1010 FROM A LITTLE LAMER CALLED 'UFO', KICKED FROM NORTHSTAR! (HAHA) ... (TODAY IT'S THURSDAY, WONDER IF HE WANTS IT BACK?) ... WELL, WE ARRIVED TO THE MEETING IN KRISTIANSTAD, AND MAKED OURSELVES COMFORTABLE. OUR EQUIPMENT WAS: AN AMIGA, A C64, A C128, A 1541, A 1571, A 1010, A 1084, AN IMC GREEN/BLACK MONITOR (I LIKE IT), A LITTE COLOR-TV, 600 DISKS, ONE STEREO, 48 TAPES, ONE KAKTUS! ETC ETC... THE TIME RUNNED AWAY... AROUND 16:00, HEDDA FROM NORTHSTAR (OR SPHINX(OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I'M TIRED!)), AND MY FRIEND 'KIWI', OR AS MAHONEY SAYS: 'MOPPE' ARRIVED. BY FEET! HAHA, THEIR CAR GOT A TOTAL BREAKDOWN JUST ONE KILOMETER AWAY! HAHA! ...BUT, WHO HAD TO PUSH IT THE LAST 1000 METERS? GUESS (BAH!). RING! ATOM OF NORTHSTAR SAYS THAT NORTHSTAR IS WORKING TOGETHER WITH FAIRLIGHT NOW, KLICK. OVER&OUT FROM ATOM, TEXT CONTINUES... THAT EVENING, WE SAMPLED 5 (!) DISKS! (4MB) WOW! WHEN WE WERE IN FULL ACTION WITH 'AUDIO-MASTER', XAKK (OUR SWEET 'KRAX') GAVE UP AND DROVE HOME TO THEIR WAITING BED. (ONLY ONE IN THEIR CASE?) EVERY XAKK-LAM.. XAKK-MEMBER LEFT EXCEPT MR.CROSS (ALSO CALLED MOTORCROSS)! TOUGH GA... GUY. NO, I SHOULDN'T BE THAT RUDE, IT'S VERY FUNNY WITH THIS WAR, BUT I ALSO THINK THAT XAKK ARE VERY NICE... WHEN THE TIME WAS ABOUT 1:30, (I SAT AT MR.CROSS), MAHONEY CAME TO ME WITH CLOSED EYES AND SAID 'SLEEP'. SO WE DID! (WOPIEE!) WE FOUND A NICE LITTLE COMFORTABLE ROOM DOWNSTAIRS, WITH DUST EVERYWERE, BUT WHO... WE WERE DEAD FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS! AT DINNER-TIME, IT WAS DEMO-COMPETITION, I AND MAHONEY HAD FROM THE BEGINNING DECIDED TO NOT COMPETE, BUT WHEN WE COULD WIN 30 DISKS, WE CHANGED OUT MINDS... SO, WE PUT TOGETHER SOME PARTS FOR THIS DEMO, AND WON. OTHER GROUPS COMPETING WERE AVT AND FRONT (HI ESPECIALLY TO FRONT, I DIDN'T TALK TO AVT!) ... EVERYBODY WENT FOR HOME AND MUM, BUT WHERE WERE MAHONEYS PARENTS? THAT'S A STORY THAT I'LL TELL YOU, INTERESTED READER, ANOTHER TIME, GOODNIGHT! WRAP! GURK! HERE'S KAKTUS, JUST TO TELL YOU THAT THE SCROLL HASN'T WRAPED YET, AND MY ADDRESS IS: KAKTUS! BOX %00010000 %00000000 %00001110 S-%11111010 %00010000 HELSINGBORG SWEDEN! AND AS UNDERSTOOD, NO LAME.... . - =;8530.,)'%# ^/ZXWUSRPNMLJIHGFEDCCBAA - AABCCDEFGHIJLMNPRSUWXZ/^ #%'),.0358;= - TODAY I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ALL THE FUNNY THINGS ABOUT THE S.O.S-MEETING! - FRIDAY THE 27 OF MAY, ALASTOR OF THUNDERCATS CAME TO ME (TO HELSINGBORG) BY TRAIN (FROM HALMSTAD. ACTUALLY HE COMES FROM HYLTEBRUK, BUT NO TRAINS GOES FROM THERE - AFTER SOME BIG TROUBLES WITH (IF POSSIBLE) A BIGGER TRUNK, WE GOT HOME TO MY LITTLE SWEET HOME - THEN WE COPIED A LOT OF AMIGAPROGGIES (HI TO HK ELECTRONICS!). - THEN WE FINALLY FOUND A REST IN THE BED! (NO, WE HAD TWO BEDS, STUPID) - ON SATURDAY MORNING (EARLY!), WE TRAVELLED TO STAFFANSTORP, TO CATCH MAHONEY! (?) - 4(WE WERE THREE BIG BOYS IN THE BACKSEAT, HYSH-HYSH!) - ENT OF TO STAFFANSTORP, I FOUND (!) A 1010 FROM A LITTLE LAMER CALLED 'UFO', KICKED FROM NORTHSTAR! - 2(TODAY IT'S THURSDAY, WONDER IF HE WANTS IT BACK?) - WELL, WE ARRIVED TO THE MEETING IN KRISTIANSTAD, AND MAKED OURSELVES COMFORTABLE. - OUR EQUIPMENT WAS: AN AMIGA, A C64, A C128, A 1541, A 1571, A 1010, A 1084, AN IMC GREEN/BLACK MONITOR (I LIKE IT), A LITTE COLOR-TV, 600 DISKS, ONE STEREO, 48 TAPES, ONE KAKTUS! ETC ETC - 4THE TIME RUNNED AWAY - AROUND 16:00, HEDDA FROM NORTHSTAR (OR SPHINX(OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I'M TIRED!)), AND MY FRIEND 'KIWI', OR AS MAHONEY SAYS: 'MOPPE' ARRIVED. - BY FEET! HAHA, THEIR CAR GOT A TOTAL BREAKDOWN JUST ONE KILOMETER AWAY! - "BUT, WHO HAD TO PUSH IT THE LAST 1 - METERS? GUESS (BAH!). RING! ATOM OF NORTHSTAR SAYS THAT NORTHSTAR IS WORKING TOGETHER WITH FAIRLIGHT NOW, KLICK. OVER&OUT FROM ATOM, TEXT CONTINUES - 1THAT EVENING, WE SAMPLED 5 (!) DISKS! (4MB) WOW! - RE IN FULL ACTION WITH 'AUDIO-MASTER', XAKK (OUR SWEET 'KRAX') GAVE UP AND DROVE HOME TO THEIR WAITING BED. (ONLY ONE IN THEIR CASE?) - EVERY XAKK-LAM.. XAKK-MEMBER LEFT EXCEPT MR.CROSS (ALSO CALLED MOTORCROSS)! - GUY. NO, I SHOULDN'T BE THAT RUDE, IT'S VERY FUNNY WITH THIS WAR, BUT I ALSO THINK THAT XAKK ARE VERY NICE - $ WHEN THE TIME WAS ABOUT 1:30, (I SBAT - MR.CROSS), MAHONEY CAME TO ME WITH CLOSED EYES AND SAID 'SLEEP'. SO WE DID! (WOPIEE!) - WE FOUND A NICE LITTLE COMFORTABLE ROOM DOWNSTAIRS, WITH DUST EVERYWERE, BUT WHO - "WE WERE DEAD FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS! - AT DINNER-TIME, IT WAS DEMO-COMPETITION, I AND MAHONEY HAD FROM THE BEGINNING DECIDED TO NOT COMPETE, BUT WHEN WE COULD WIN 30 DISKS, WE CHANGED OUT MINDS - SO, WE PUT TOGETHER SOME PARTS FOR THIS DEMO, AND WON. OTHER GROUPS COMPETING WERE AVT AND FRONT (HI ESPECIALLY TO FRONT, I DIDN'T TALK TO AVT!) - EVERYBODY WENT FOR HOME AND MUM, BUT WHERE WERE MAHONEYS PARENTS? THAT'S A STORY THAT I'LL TELL YOU, INTERESTED READER, ANOTHER TIME, GOODNIGHT! - HERE'S KAKTUS, JUST TO TELL YOU THAT THE SCROLL HASN'T WRAPED YET, AND MY ADDRESS IS: - :AND AS UNDERSTOOD, NO LAME - =;8530.,)'%# ^/ZXWUSRPNMLJIHGFEDCCBAA - :AABCCDEFGHIJLMNPRSUWXZ/^ #%'),.0358;= -

Skruv by Kaktus

Skruv YOUR WCC-DEMOS ... NOW, IT'S JUST T - %USE JOYSTICK IN #2 TO CONTROL SCROLL - +THIS D017 SCROLL WAS PROGRAMMED BY MAHONEY - )AND THE SCROLL-TEXT IS DEDICATED TO XAKK - ;THE RUDE THINGS START HERE: - :THE BASIC-LAMERS ARE BACK - /KRAX KRAX KRAX! - KNASTER, MOTORCROSS, VIVACNE, CORSETT, BUTCHER, JOLLRANDE CRACKER, - 3(SORRY, RECRACKER!) - "OK, HERE'S MAHONEY, IN A REAL WAR - 2NO, OF COURSE NOT! - (IT TAKES A REAL NUCLEAR-BOMB TO CRACK ME - OK, YOUR LAST AND UGLY LAMER-DEMO CALLED SOMETHING LIKE 'KNOCKING DOWN' - .'THROWING UP!' - 0THE FIRST THING - .WHAT WAS THAT? - AN UGLY COMBINATION BETWEEN IMITATED RASTERS AND SOME SID-CHIP ERROR - 2WHAT A NICE INTRO - :PLUG JOYSTICK IN PORT TWO - 0?REDO FROM START - &YES, THERE'S MANY ERRORS IN YOUR DEMO - )YOU MUST BE SOME REAL MASTERS, USING FLD! - ;DIDN'T YOU DO THAT IN 1982? - 1I DID IT IN 1725! - (BUT IT DIDN'T LOOK TOO GOOD ON MY 3D-LASER-TV, SO I NEVER USED IT!) - 5?OUT OF MEMORY ERROR! - 4PRESSING THE BUTTON - YOU FORGOT TO RESET ALL VECTORS - I HEARD (NOT HEARED, AS YOU SPELLED IT IN THE MOST UGLY PART OF THEM ALL - 8YES, I HEARD THE THINGS THAT THUNDERCATS SAID ABOUT YOU - 0QUITE INTELLEGENT TO FORGET TO CLEAR THE SCREEN - >A NEW FRESH 8*8 CHAR SCROLLER - 2OH! MORE RASTERS - (IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IT, (PROBABLY NOT!) - =I DID THAT BEFORE ADAM & EVA, - 'BUT I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT LOOKED GOOD - 4NOW I SAW THAT THERE WERE RASTERS IN THE SCROLL TOO - 7I THINK THAT I'VE HEARD (NOT HEARED!) THAT TUNE BEFORE - 0OH! I FORGOT THE WHITE-LADDER IN THE LAMER-LIST - 8OR WAS IT BLACK-SLADDER? - 6BLACK-BLADDER-KLADDER! - 7I ALSO HEARD (NOT HEARED!) THAT CLEO RAN AWAY FROM YOU! - :(AT LEAST A NORMAL PERSON - 9GOOD LUCK IN AGILE, CLEO! - 4SO, BJ/RN F]GELSKIT - 4ONE PROGRAMMER LESS - 2OK, HITTING SPACE! - (I DIDN'T FIND ANY SAMPLES IN THE BORDER - 6WHY ONLY FOUR SPRITES? - HADN'T JUDGES COPYRIGHT ON THAT! - 0FINK TVAJS FAJV! - %AND IT'S KNUTTER'S FAVOURITE COLOURS - =SO, THE NEXT AND SECOND PART - 6ANOTHER RASTER-SCROLL - 0AND A 3D-EFFECT! - 9EXACTLY AS MY TV IN 1725 - (NO ONE THAT I'VE TALKED TO HAVE READ IT! - 5IF YOU WONDER WHY, IT'S JUST BECAUSE IT'S UNREADABLE - 6CRUSHING THE LONG ONE - .HIP HIP HURRA! - 4A BUG IN THE SCROLL - =WATCH THAT UPPER LEFT CORNER - DIDN'T YOUR COMPUTER-TEACHER TELL YOU TO SET THE SIDE-BORDER ROUTINE ONE PIXEL HIGHER, MR STEN-KROSS? - %NICE WAY TO PUT THE MUSIC (WHAT MUSIC - ,HAVEN'T YOU HEARD (NOT HEARED!) ABOUT LOOPS? - 5AND ABOUT MY ENGLISH - 1HERE ARE ALL THE SPELLING-ERRORS IN 'THROWING UP' - 44.OFFCOURSE (AGAIN!) - 85.DO NOT YOU MESS AROUND - 26.ARE ONLY ONE GUY - 212.HEARED (AGAIN!) - 213. YOU ONLY HAVE - -13 ERRORS, AND 11 OF THEM WRITTEN BY KNUTTEN - %AND YOU 'COMLAINED' ABOUT MY ENGLISH - AND, IF NOW JOLLRANDE RECRACKER HASN'T CRACKED A GAME, WHY DOES HE CALL HIMSELF CRACKER? - 2SUCH A LAME THING - :(WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE KRAX - NOW, EVEN IF THE 'RCS-CONTACTS' IS OVER ONE YEAR OLD, THESE GUYS STILL EXIST - 6AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE, A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE DO! - 6BUT, AS CLEO LEFT YOU, - 5DON'T BOTHER ANYMORE - 0I JUST NOTICED ANOTHER BUG IN YOUR 'WAKKIN SNUT' - $IN THE PART AFTER YOUR BLOODY INTRO - >THE LOWEST PIXELS ARE MISSING - =JUST WATCH IT, IT'S TERRIBLE - 0AND YOU SAID THAT MY ROUTINES WERE SIMPLE TO DO. - 5EVERYTHING IS SIMPLE, - +WHEN SOME OTHER PERSON HAVE DONE IT BEFORE - 2DO YOU REALLY CALL YOUR LAST PART AN ESCOS-SCROLL? - =YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHANGE $D018 - _AND IT WAS ONLY 5 SPRITES HIGH - 'AND THERE WAS A BUG IN THE SIDE-BORDER - <AND THE SAMPLES WERE STOLEN - 'I 'STEAL' MUSIC, AND YOU STEAL SAMPLES - #WHERE DID YOU SEE MY SCROLL BEFORE? - (NOT THE SUPPLY TEAM'S, IT WAS ONLY SIX. - $MAYBE 'GNARP!' WAS FILLED WITH BUGS - #BUT, THERE WAS OVER FIVE NEW IDEAS - 9I COULD ONLY SEE ONE OR TWO IN YOUR 'KNOCKING DOWN'-SHIT! - 9KNUTTEN AND THE KNUTTERS - !XAKK = XYLOFON AND THE KRAX KIDS. - 6SOME NAMES FOR VIVACE: - .FOR MR. CROSS: - 2FOR JOLLY CRACKER: - 3JOLLRANDE RECRACKER - .BOLLY SKRACKER - .STOLLIG KRAXER - /FJOLLIG SPRAXET - .FOR MR.BACHER: - -FOR KNATTER: B HE!! - 8KNATTE, FNATTE & TJATTE! - 0FOR BLACK ADDER: - 9NO SHIT ABOUT CLEO, ALTHOUGH HE WROTE SOMETHING ABOUT ME - 6I DON'T CALL IT STEAL - (YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE BIG ON THE AMIGA - M7. WITHOUT ANY DEMOS .. - .5 TIME TO 'GO TO BED' - !THE TIME IS 05:23 IN THE MORNING - /KRAX KRAX KRAX! - 4NOW, THE SLIMY CREATURES MOVING IN FRONT OF MY EYES - .6 THE WORLD IS INSANE - THE PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP, THE SUN RISES, AND THE MORNING HAS TO COME - >SHOT IT WITH MY RAMBO-BAZOOKA! - (A BIRD SBING. IN MY WINDOW - .0 DAMN BIRDHILL! - $EN HEL J[VLA HELVETES DAG VID DATAN! - GOODMORNING SIR, AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER FUCKIN' DAY WITH 200 BLOCKS LEFT OF MEMORY - =ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ][/ - 9NOW IT'S ONLY 199.8 LEFT! - /MAHONEY IS OFF - <NO, THIS SCROLL IS FINISHED - +HOPE TO SEE YOU AFTER YOU'VE PRESSED SPACE - SNYFT! HOW ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE? MY SITUATION IS LIKE THIS: YEASTERDAY, I BORROWED A 1541 TO FINISH MY WORK ON THE 64. (THANX MICKE!) AND, WHEN I LOOKED THROUGH ALL MY DISCS, I FOUND THIS ROUTINE ... I JUST COULDN'T LEAVE IT TO NOTHING ... THE PART THAT WILL APPEAR WHEN YOU HIT IT, WAS PROGRAMMED AT KAKTUS' HQ ... OK! SOME MESSAGES: TO CONAN/DFS: THANX FOR NOT LETTING ME BORROW YOUR SAMPLER. IF I HAD GOT IT, THE NEXT PART WOULD NEVER BEEN FINISHED ... MESS #2 TO CONAN: YES, YOU'LL GET YOUR ICE-CREAM ... MESS TO YANKEE: CONSIDER YOURSELF AS 'LAMER OF THE YEAR' MESS TO EVERYONE WHO'S GOING TO BE AT THE SOS-MEETING IN KRISTIANSTAD: NO, I AM N O T GOING TO MAKE A DEMO FOR THE COMPETITION ... MESS TO TRONIX: WHO SAID THAT WE WANTED TO JOIN A NEW GROUP WITH YOU? YANKEE??? HA HA HA! MESS TO RADIOACTIVES: EIGHT PROGRAMMERS??? AND TWO DEMOS? OH, ERR! QUITE LAZY, EH? MESS TO CELEBRANDIL: WHEN DO YOU GET YOUR AMIGA? AND A LAST EXPLAINING MESS TO THE DEAD TRIAD-GUYS: OK, IXION ... WHEN YOU PHONED ME FOR THE FIRST TIME, IT COULD BE SOMETHING GREAT ... BUT, AFTER A WHILE I REALIZED THAT YOU WERE DYING ... MESS TO PINGE: WHEN I WAS A LAMER, I REALLY LIKED YOUR WCC-DEMOS ... NOW, IT'S JUST THE REVERSE ... NO MESSAGES LEFT ... MORE OF THEM IN ANOTHER PART ... WELL, HIT IT! MAHONEY IS OFF ... - - %USE JOYSTICK IN #2 TO CONTROL SCROLL - +THIS D017 SCROLL WAS PROGRAMMED BY MAHONEY - )AND THE SCROLL-TEXT IS DEDICATED TO XAKK - ;THE RUDE THINGS START HERE: - :THE BASIC-LAMERS ARE BACK - /KRAX KRAX KRAX! - KNASTER, MOTORCROSS, VIVACNE, CORSETT, BUTCHER, JOLLRANDE CRACKER, - 3(SORRY, RECRACKER!) - "OK, HERE'S MAHONEY, IN A REAL WAR - 2NO, OF COURSE NOT! - (IT TAKES A REAL NUCLEAR-BOMB TO CRACK ME - OK, YOUR LAST AND UGLY LAMER-DEMO CALLED SOMETHING LIKE 'KNOCKING DOWN' - .'THROWING UP!' - 0THE FIRST THING - .WHAT WAS THAT? - AN UGLY COMBINATION BETWEEN IMITATED RASTERS AND SOME SID-CHIP ERROR - 2WHAT A NICE INTRO - :PLUG JOYSTICK IN PORT TWO - 0?REDO FROM START - &YES, THERE'S MANY ERRORS IN YOUR DEMO - )YOU MUST BE SOME REAL MASTERS, USING FLD! - ;DIDN'T YOU DO THAT IN 1982? - 1I DID IT IN 1725! - (BUT IT DIDN'T LOOK TOO GOOD ON MY 3D-LASER-TV, SO I NEVER USED IT!) - 5?OUT OF MEMORY ERROR! - 4PRESSING THE BUTTON - YOU FORGOT TO RESET ALL VECTORS - I HEARD (NOT HEARED, AS YOU SPELLED IT IN THE MOST UGLY PART OF THEM ALL - 8YES, I HEARD THE THINGS THAT THUNDERCATS SAID ABOUT YOU - 0QUITE INTELLEGENT TO FORGET TO CLEAR THE SCREEN - >A NEW FRESH 8*8 CHAR SCROLLER - 2OH! MORE RASTERS - (IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IT, (PROBABLY NOT!) - =I DID THAT BEFORE ADAM & EVA, - 'BUT I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT LOOKED GOOD - 4NOW I SAW THAT THERE WERE RASTERS IN THE SCROLL TOO - 7I THINK THAT I'VE HEARD (NOT HEARED!) THAT TUNE BEFORE - 0OH! I FORGOT THE WHITE-LADDER IN THE LAMER-LIST - 8OR WAS IT BLACK-SLADDER? - 6BLACK-BLADDER-KLADDER! - 7I ALSO HEARD (NOT HEARED!) THAT CLEO RAN AWAY FROM YOU! - :(AT LEAST A NORMAL PERSON - 9GOOD LUCK IN AGILE, CLEO! - 4SO, BJ/RN F]GELSKIT - 4ONE PROGRAMMER LESS - 2OK, HITTING SPACE! - (I DIDN'T FIND ANY SAMPLES IN THE BORDER - 6WHY ONLY FOUR SPRITES? - HADN'T JUDGES COPYRIGHT ON THAT! - 0FINK TVAJS FAJV! - %AND IT'S KNUTTER'S FAVOURITE COLOURS - =SO, THE NEXT AND SECOND PART - 6ANOTHER RASTER-SCROLL - 0AND A 3D-EFFECT! - 9EXACTLY AS MY TV IN 1725 - (NO ONE THAT I'VE TALKED TO HAVE READ IT! - 5IF YOU WONDER WHY, IT'S JUST BECAUSE IT'S UNREADABLE - 6CRUSHING THE LONG ONE - .HIP HIP HURRA! - 4A BUG IN THE SCROLL - =WATCH THAT UPPER LEFT CORNER - DIDN'T YOUR COMPUTER-TEACHER TELL YOU TO SET THE SIDE-BORDER ROUTINE ONE PIXEL HIGHER, MR STEN-KROSS? - %NICE WAY TO PUT THE MUSIC (WHAT MUSIC - ,HAVEN'T YOU HEARD (NOT HEARED!) ABOUT LOOPS? - 5AND ABOUT MY ENGLISH - 1HERE ARE ALL THE SPELLING-ERRORS IN 'THROWING UP' - 44.OFFCOURSE (AGAIN!) - 85.DO NOT YOU MESS AROUND - 26.ARE ONLY ONE GUY - 212.HEARED (AGAIN!) - 213. YOU ONLY HAVE - -13 ERRORS, AND 11 OF THEM WRITTEN BY KNUTTEN - %AND YOU 'COMLAINED' ABOUT MY ENGLISH - AND, IF NOW JOLLRANDE RECRACKER HASN'T CRACKED A GAME, WHY DOES HE CALL HIMSELF CRACKER? - 2SUCH A LAME THING - :(WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE KRAX - NOW, EVEN IF THE 'RCS-CONTACTS' IS OVER ONE YEAR OLD, THESE GUYS STILL EXIST - 6AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE, A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE DO! - 6BUT, AS CLEO LEFT YOU, - 5DON'T BOTHER ANYMORE - 0I JUST NOTICED ANOTHER BUG IN YOUR 'WAKKIN SNUT' - $IN THE PART AFTER YOUR BLOODY INTRO - >THE LOWEST PIXELS ARE MISSING - =JUST WATCH IT, IT'S TERRIBLE - 0AND YOU SAID THAT MY ROUTINES WERE SIMPLE TO DO. - 5EVERYTHING IS SIMPLE, - +WHEN SOME OTHER PERSON HAVE DONE IT BEFORE - 2DO YOU REALLY CALL YOUR LAST PART AN ESCOS-SCROLL? - =YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHANGE $D018 - _AND IT WAS ONLY 5 SPRITES HIGH - 'AND THERE WAS A BUG IN THE SIDE-BORDER - <AND THE SAMPLES WERE STOLEN - 'I 'STEAL' MUSIC, AND YOU STEAL SAMPLES - #WHERE DID YOU SEE MY SCROLL BEFORE? - (NOT THE SUPPLY TEAM'S, IT WAS ONLY SIX. - $MAYBE 'GNARP!' WAS FILLED WITH BUGS - #BUT, THERE WAS OVER FIVE NEW IDEAS - 9I COULD ONLY SEE ONE OR TWO IN YOUR 'KNOCKING DOWN'-SHIT! - 9KNUTTEN AND THE KNUTTERS - !XAKK = XYLOFON AND THE KRAX KIDS. - 6SOME NAMES FOR VIVACE: - .FOR MR. CROSS: - 2FOR JOLLY CRACKER: - 3JOLLRANDE RECRACKER - .BOLLY SKRACKER - .STOLLIG KRAXER - /FJOLLIG SPRAXET - .FOR MR.BACHER: - -FOR KNATTER: B HE!! - 8KNATTE, FNATTE & TJATTE! - 0FOR BLACK ADDER: - 9NO SHIT ABOUT CLEO, ALTHOUGH HE WROTE SOMETHING ABOUT ME - 6I DON'T CALL IT STEAL - (YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE BIG ON THE AMIGA - M7. WITHOUT ANY DEMOS .. - .5 TIME TO 'GO TO BED' - !THE TIME IS 05:23 IN THE MORNING - /KRAX KRAX KRAX! - 4NOW, THE SLIMY CREATURES MOVING IN FRONT OF MY EYES - .6 THE WORLD IS INSANE - THE PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP, THE SUN RISES, AND THE MORNING HAS TO COME - >SHOT IT WITH MY RAMBO-BAZOOKA! - (A BIRD SBING. IN MY WINDOW - .0 DAMN BIRDHILL! - $EN HEL J[VLA HELVETES DAG VID DATAN! - GOODMORNING SIR, AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER FUCKIN' DAY WITH 200 BLOCKS LEFT OF MEMORY - =ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ][/ - 9NOW IT'S ONLY 199.8 LEFT! - /MAHONEY IS OFF - <NO, THIS SCROLL IS FINISHED - +HOPE TO SEE YOU AFTER YOU'VE PRESSED SPACE - <HOW ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE? - :MY SITUATION IS LIKE THIS: - :YEASTERDAY, I BORROWED A 1541 TO FINISH MY WORK ON THE 64. - .(THANX MICKE!) - >AND, WHEN I LOOKED THROUGH ALL MY DISCS, I FOUND THIS ROUTINE - $I JUST COULDN'T LEAVE IT TO NOTHING - THE PART THAT WILL APPEAR WHEN YOU HIT IT, WAS PROGRAMMED AT KAKTUS' HQ - .SOME MESSAGES: - -THANX FOR NOT LETTING ME BORROW YOUR SAMPLER. - 9IF I HAD GOT IT, THE NEXT PART WOULD NEVER BEEN FINISHED - 1MESS #2 TO CONAN: - _YES, YOU'LL GET YOUR ICE-CREAM - /MESS TO YANKEE: - (CONSIDER YOURSELF AS 'LAMER OF THE YEAR' - MESS TO EVERYONE WHO'S GOING TO BE AT THE SOS-MEETING IN KRISTIANSTAD: - )GOING TO MAKE A DEMO FOR THE COMPETITION - /MESS TO TRONIX: - 5WHO SAID THAT WE WANTED TO JOIN A NEW GROUP WITH YOU? - 5MESS TO RADIOACTIVES: - 1EIGHT PROGRAMMERS - .AND TWO DEMOS? - /QUITE LAZY, EH? - 4MESS TO CELEBRANDIL: - ;WHEN DO YOU GET YOUR AMIGA? - 2AND A LAST EXPLAINING MESS TO THE DEAD TRIAD-GUYS: - WHEN YOU PHONED ME FOR THE FIRST TIME, IT COULD BE SOMETHING GREAT - 2BUT, AFTER A WHILE I REALIZED THAT YOU WERE DYING - .MESS TO PINGE: - 2WHEN I WAS A LAMER, I REALLY LIKED YOUR WCC-DEMOS - ;NOW, IT'S JUST THE REVERSE - 1NO MESSAGES LEFT - =MORE OF THEM IN ANOTHER PART - /MAHONEY IS OFF -

Skruv by Kaktus

Skruv - SWEDISH: -" VA FAN - AVSLUTA EN S]ND[R J[VLA BISATS - COS (UR KURS?) KAK - SKA INTE VARA S] DUM (H - EDDA (SYFILIS?(SP - HIP-HOP (DANIEL) - Z , GOJAN, CONAN - TAIR, MOGWAI, CTOD - SPECIAL GAYFUC'B - 14 MINUTES.. (GETT - MJ/LKCHOKLAD'!(B - JACKY-JOGGI FACTO - I FORM AV: FYRAPE - KTYGSL]DOR, SYMF - JSAN ALLA GLADA BARN! - ACHTZIG (ETTHUNDRATJUG - OKOMMAATTIOSJU)) PERCENT - ](YES, GASTON) MY MONITOR - Y IMPORANT MESS: - SO I WON'T FINI9 - ]PRITES IN A NEW, FRESH NICE SIN] - KAKTUS LOGOS, AND. - LOT-ROUTY SHOULD CHANGE PATTERNS). - *MY LAST SCROLL-WORDS ON THE 64, GOODNIGHT! - GGHHIIJKKLMMNOPQRSTVWXZ[]_ "%'),.147:> - . SNYFT! K A K T U S ! ! THIS IS THE LAST ROUTINE I'M (I'M KAKTUS!) GOING TO DO ON THE LOVELY 64! IF YOU THINK THAT THIS IS HARD TO READ, THEN PRESS SPACE, COZ I DOUBLE-CLICK THE SPACE EVERY TIME, AND I'LL STOP WITH IT NOW... SO, THIS LITTLE NICE-ONE WAS PROGRAMMED AT MOGWAI'S HQ. (I SURVIVED!) ... TOMORROW AM I GOING TO MAHONEY'S LITTLE (BIG) PLACE IN YSTAD! FUN-FUN! THERE ARE WE GOING TO START WITH OUR FIRST AMIGA-DEMODISK! WOW! PLOP! IF YOU DIDN'T KNEW, WE CAN PROGRAM: 6502/10, 68000, TMS9900, Z80, BASIC(!), PASCAL, FORTH AND SOME OTHER SYSTEMS LIKE PC, CP-M, MP-M AND OTHERS... SPECIAL HELLO TO R O N OF S.O.S!! HI! (DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY ICE-CREAM!) ALSO HELLO TO SAL, THE BEST PROGRAMMER IN VORTEX 42! (HOPE YOU'LL VISIT US?) AND TO PIQ (NOW ALSO OF VORTEX42) (THANX FOR LEARNING ME DOIN' MY FIRST COPPER-LIST....) NO, NOW I SEE THAT YOUR EYEBALLS (IBALL!) ARE RED, SO, WRAPZZZ ... - EDDA (SYFILIS?(SP - HIP-HOP (DANIEL) - Z , GOJAN, CONAN - TAIR, MOGWAI, CTOD - SPECIAL GAYFUC'B - 14 MINUTES.. (GETT - MJ/LKCHOKLAD'!(B - JACKY-JOGGI FACTO - I FORM AV: FYRAPE - KTYGSL]DOR, SYMF - JSAN ALLA GLADA BARN! - ACHTZIG (ETTHUNDRATJUG - OKOMMAATTIOSJU)) PERCENT - ](YES, GASTON) MY MONITOR - Y IMPORANT MESS: - SO I WON'T FINI9 - ]PRITES IN A NEW, FRESH NICE SIN] - KAKTUS LOGOS, AND. - LOT-ROUTY SHOULD CHANGE PATTERNS). - *MY LAST SCROLL-WORDS ON THE 64, GOODNIGHT! - GGHHIIJKKLMMNOPQRSTVWXZ[]_ "%'),.147:> - /K A K T U S ! ! - THIS IS THE LAST ROUTINE I'M (I'M KAKTUS!) GOING TO DO ON THE LOVELY 64! - /IF YOU THINK THAT THIS IS HARD TO READ, - 3THEN PRESS SPACE, - .COZ I DOUBLE-CLICK THE SPACE EVERY TIME, - >AND I'LL STOP WITH IT NOW - 7SO, THIS LITTLE NICE-ONE WAS PROGRAMMED AT MOGWAI'S HQ. - TOMORROW AM I GOING TO MAHONEY'S LITTLE (BIG) PLACE IN YSTAD! FUN-FUN! - :THERE ARE WE GOING TO START WITH OUR FIRST AMIGA-DEMODISK! - 0IF YOU DIDN'T KNEW, WE CAN PROGRAM: 6502/10, 68 - , TMS9900, Z80, BASIC(!), PASCAL, FORTH AND SOME OTHER SYSTEMS LIKE PC, CP-M, MP-M - 0SPECIAL HELLO TO - !(DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY ICE-CREAM!) - 4ALSO HELLO TO SAL, THE BEST PROGRAMMER IN VORTEX 42! - 7(HOPE YOU'LL VISIT US?) - !AND TO PIQ (NOW ALSO OF VORTEX42) - 1(THANX FOR LEARNING ME DOIN' MY FIRST COPPER-LIST - ;NO, NOW I SEE THAT YOUR EYEBALLS (IBALL!) ARE RED, SO, WRAP -

Skruv by Kaktus

Skruv - HOPP! HERE'S KAKTUS! RIGHT NOW, MAHONEY IS SITTING TO THE RIGHT, AND HE IS SOOO PROUD OVER THIS PART... SORRY IF THIS SCROLL IS A BIT BLAJ TO READ, IT'S BECOZ I NOT THINK THAT THIS IS FUN... HERE WE ARE, SITTING AT MAHONEYS SUMMERPLACE IN YSTAD, DRINKING COCE AND LAUGHING FOR NOTHING (HAHA!) RIGHT NOW, MAHONEY IS JUMPING TO THE MOON BECOZ A VERY SIMPLE REASON: IT WORKS! HE LOOKS LIKE THIS: - WRUUUM! HAHA, I GOT MY PARTS FINISHED YESTERDAY. (OR WAS IT THIS MORNING, I DON'T REMEMBER) ... OH, I MUST SAY THANX TO POOR LITTLE MOGWAI, WHO HAS FIXED TWO BUGS FOR ME! THANX! HOPE THAT THIS LOOKS GOOD: - (32 CHARS INNA SCROLL OF 21, I MUST HAVE MISSED!) BANAN-SKAL! - - SO, NORMAL TEXTMODE AGAIN... I THINK THAT MAHONEY IS FORCING ME TO WRITE THIS TEXT ... YES!!! (MAHONEY'S COMMENT!) SNYRF, THAT MOGWAI-THING IS TRYING TO USE SOUNDTRACKER... WAAAH! OH, IF YOU THINK THAT THE SCROLLS BELOW ARE TO SLOW, THEN RESET AND TYPE 'POKE 7941,1-8:SYS2560' HAHA! I'M TOO BORED TO CONTINUE, GOODNIGHT! .... WRAPPPP PP PP PAPPA PPPP PPP - - - N! YOU'RE JUST WATCHING THE VERY FIN QUITE NICE PART THIS... - HEY MAN! YOU'RE JUST WATCHING THE VERY FINAL DEMO FROM MAHONEY & KAKTUS ... THESE SCROLLERS ARE MESSAGE-SCROLLERS ... THIS MESSAGE IS TO 'EVERYONE' (U SEE THAT ^^^) WHEN THIS SCROLL WRAPS, YOU SIMPLY PREIS SPACE ... THE PLOT-ROUTINE WILL CLEAR AND A NEW MESSAGE AND A NEW MESSAGE-VICTIM WILL COME ... HAVE FUN! - HAVE YOU NOTICED THE NAME (^^^) XAKK! HEHF ... WHO WILL START??? YOU DOWN THERE??? YEAH! YOU! PLEASE START WRITING ... MEANWHILE, I WILL HAVE FUN!!!! - YEAH! WAR!!!!!! WAR!!!! WAR!!!!!!! - KILL!!!!! YES, VERY FUNNY! HEY! I WANNA WRITE SOMETHING ... MAY I??? - THANX! OK, I THINK THAT ALL THESE GROUPS (V42, SOS, TCATS (NOW HORIZON) AND WE!) DON'T LIKE TO BE CALLED LAMERS ... ARRRGH! KILL!!! I THINK IT'S BEST FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR XAKKOMOBILE AND GET LOST, OTHERWAYS - FEEL DEAD! - WELL, WRITE SOMETHING, KAKTUS ... YEAH! YOU ... (HE'S A BIT TIRED, YOU KNOW! SLOW REACTING!) ARGH! SHUT UP! TILT! - SPEXHANE !!! JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME, AND WE'LL DO SOME MUSIC ON THE AMIGA ... IS YOUR ST-DEMO READY YET??? HOPE TO SEE IT SOON ... - FUCK! I HAVEN'T GOT YOUR MEGADEMO-DISK NO.II! IT'S A PITY, COZ I REALLY WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE ON THE AMIGA ... (I SEND YOU MY DEMO LATER ... A ON THE AMIGA OFCOZ!) - RAPPING STARS ... FUN! HOW THE HELL COULD YOU SLEEP BESIDE KAKTUS'S 30W LOUDSPEAKER? AND OUR 2-4-BIT SAMPLES MUSIC??? SO! MAKING A GAME ... SOOOOO LAME! SNYFT! WAIT FOR WHAT??? THE TRAIN? YEAH! WHEN THE SANTA COMES ... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! - MISSED SOMETHING? - FORGET YOUR BLOODY ICE-CREAM ... AND IF YOU GET ONE, HOPE IT TASTES SHIT! - WHO THE HELL IS THAT? SORRY, I'VE FORGOTTEN YOU! - (HE WAS A MEMBER OF TRIUMPH (MY OLD GROUP)) THE MESS: OK, YOU CAN PROGRAM ... WHY DON'T YOU DO IT ???? STANDARD, JUST STANDARD .... HAVE FUN IN AGILE .... (OH YEAH! NOW I REMEMBER ELRIC!) - SOS, ALSO CALLED 'LAMERS' BY XAKK ... YEAH! KAKTUS GOT 'SKRIVTORKA' SO I WILL WRITE ... HEY! WHAT THE HELL SHALL I WRITE??? HUH? HEY! STOP IT MAN! YOU'RE CRAZY ... VERY CRAZY ... ALSO A VERY BIG IDIOT ... PROBABLY ONE OF SANTA'S BIGGEST FANS ... KRAX??? HE'S NOT ONLY CRAZY, HE'S STUPID ... YES! YES! HAHA, I WON! HELP! YES, HE'S KOOKOO! OH! WE FORGOT SOS! - HEJ DU! SHORT VISIT! - UFF! I'VE GOT ERROR ON YOUR UTILITY-DISK .... ARGH! NONONO, NORTH-STARS! SOUTHSTARS! STARFIRE??? FIRE!!!!! BOOOOOM!!!!! RATATATATATA! ME? NO, ATOM! REXOLIN???? YOUR KID IS LIKE THE JUDES .... GASED TO DEATH ... BETA: OH! SORRY ..... - (LAMER-ATOM I LAPPLAND) UT & SKOTTA LITE, LAPPJ[VEL ... STARS? IDIOTER!!! - YEAH! YEAH! - HOW THE HELL DID YOU STEAL SKRUV ??? (THIS DEMO!) YOU'RE A REAL THIEF ... BE HAPPY THAT YOU DIDN'T SPREAD IT, COS THEN YOU HAD BEEN IN HELL NOW ... BRUM BRUM! KILL! KILL! - WANNA KILL YANKEE? GO ON! KILL!!!!!! KILL!!!!!! KILL HIM!!!!! KILL!!!!!! YEAH! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SORRY! BABABABABABABABABAB! - S.S.S? WHO THE HELL IS THAT??? I ONLY KNOW S.S. (HEIL HITLER!!!!!) - CELEBRANDIL, BUT THIS BLOODY COMPUTER CAN'T HANDLE MORE THAT EIGHT SPRITES ... I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU WITHOUT A SMILE IN YOUR FACE! STOP! - HOOOOOUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHH! 7OREVER DOOMED ... SPECIALLY YOU, ATOM! LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAMER-ATOM! - AGILE? WHO THE HELL ARE THEY??? ELRIC???? EH? SMILE ... AGILE! URRRRRRK! - RISED TO HEAVEN BY XAKK ... WHY? MUST BE THEIR WONDERFUL STANDARD-RASTER ... NICE GRAFIXERS ... BAD PROGRAMMERS ... NICE NAME ... (FORGOT 242????? EH?) LET'S PLAY KAKTUS ... WRRR WRWRW RRRRWRRRRRRRRAAAPPP PP PP - HEJA SVERIGE! BSS FOREVER! LOOK AT OUR 'NEGER-SPLATTNINGS-SPEL' ON THE AMIGA ... WRRR WRRR WRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMM! EH? - SORRY, I'VE ALREADY FORGOTTEN IT! - YEAH! VERY LAME! AND OBERHEIM ... PAPPA! - YOU'RE WORTH 512KB OF SHIT-TEXT ... KNATTER, KNASTER, RASTER, MASTER, KNUTTER, SPLUTTER, RUTTER, RUTTEN, PAPPA KRAX!, KNATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTT TT TT TT T T TT TT TTT TTT TTT TTT WROM WROM WROM BU! PAPPA! EHEHEHEHEHEHE EH? ASSHOLE ... - IT'S THE MOST FANATIC BUNCH OF LONGWORDS I'VE EVER HEARD! INCREDIBLE SPEED ADJUSTMENT AND UNLIMITED AMMO! FEEL THE COPPERINSTRUX AND THE ALMIGHTY BLITTEROPERATIONS ... JUST TALK ABOUT A NICE NAME 'AMIGACAD' IT'S SO WELL SPELLED, AND EVEN THE HAIRDRESSER HAVE NO USE OF THIS PROGRAM! THE MENU-BARS ARE FLASHING WITH GREEN DOTS OVER THE WHOLE UNIVERSE ... RED SPRITES ARE BOUNCING OUT OF YOUR BRAIN, THE WORLD IS INSANE! THE EDITOR IS SO SIMPLE THAT ONLY CHILDREN AT FIVE CAN USE IT ... THE MEMORYPOINTER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN IS LINKED TOGETHER WITH THE CAD, SO TOGETHER THEY MAKE UP A NEW FANTASTIC DIMENSION - .. THE WORLD OF LOOSERS IS GROWING .... AMIGACAD IS ONE OF THEM ... GET LOST! - ARRRRRGGGGHHH! THAT'S THE MOST UNWORKING, HURTABLE, BROKEN FLOPPY I EVER KNOW! (MINE, OFCOZ!) THE COMPONENTS ARE BAD USED, THE LOADINGSPEED IS TWO BYTES PER HOUR AND THE UGLY COLOUR IS MAGENTA ... IT'S SAD TO LOOK AT THAT SHIT, YOU COULD START TO CRY FOR YEARS, IF YOU THINK TOO MUCH OF IT ... (I'VE SOLD MINE, PUUUH!) POOR THAT GUY IN HELSINGBORG WHO BOUGHT IT! URRRRRRRRRRRRK NO, NEXT TIME I SEE A 1541, I WILL COLOUR IT RED, TO WARN THESE PEOPLE TO USE IT ... GURK! - RADIOACTIVE STUFF! - A JOYSTICK!!!! BUT WHO NEEDS A JOYSTICK, IF YOU NEVER PLAY SILLY GAMES??? - GRUNKMODULSATRAPP! (LAUGH!) (ANOTHER LAUGH!) BAP! NO ... HERE'S MY LAST WORDS ON THE 64: (WAIT, I'M THINKING ...) HERE THEY ARE::: - - - QUITE NICE PART THIS... BUT, PLEASE READ MAHONEYS INFOS FIRST... - ME? OH, YEAH! XAKK... (...) - SO, YOU CALLED VORTEX42 LAMERS....? AND S.O.S AND YDEX (DID YOU FORGET EM?) AND THUNDERCATS A N D US? WANNA WAR WITH EVERY GROUP IN SWEDEN? HAHAHA! - THIS IS, AS USUAL, FUN! - . YES, OFCOZ! KILL!!!!! WAR!!!!! KILL!!!! KILL!!!! BLOOD!!!!! DIE!!!! D/DA! SLAKTA! TAKE YOUR MOTORCROSS AND DRIVE TO HELL... HA-HA-HA-HA- - -HA-HA-HA-HA EH? UH? ME? AH! HE! YEAH! WELL, YOU KNOW, MAHONEY IS A BIT TIRED RIGHT NOW... . TILT! - SPEXHANE ??? SORRY, DON'T KNOW HIM SO WELL - FUCK! I HAVEN'T GOT YOUR MEGADEMO-DISK NO.II! - WELL, WELL, WELL... NOT AT ALL! PLEASE STOP THAT SILLY GAME-SHIT NOW, AND DO SOMETHING REAL. EOR? WOOPS, PLEASE DON'T RECORD STUPID MESSAGES ON MY AUTO-PHONE-ANSWERER... (YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, JUST WAIT...) XMAS! GO'JUL! - MISSED SOMETHING? - YEAH! YEAH! - YEAH! - ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ (OUR) SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU, BUT, HI! - BYE! - BLEUGH! WHO DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE? SOME KIND OF STARS? FROZEN STARS-NORTH STARS! HAHAHA! HEY STARFIRE, WHAT ABOUT YOUR ANTI-VIRUS? HEY ATOM, WHAT ABOUT YOU? HEY REX, REXOLIN, STINKS LIKE SHIT... (SEXOLIN?) HOW ABOUT BEING 'PAPPA'? ENOUGH.... ALFA: - YEAH! YOU MUST BE THE REAL NORTH-STARS, LJUSHUVUDEN... - SO, HELLO AGAIN! SAD THAT YOU AREN'T HERE RIGHT NOW... YOU ARE A GOOD PROGRAMMER NOW, AAAAAAAGH! - SO, YOU'VE GOT OUR PRE-RELEASE OF THIS NICE-ONE 'SKRUV'... I JUST MADE IT IN ONE EX, MINE! AND... YOU'VE GOT ONE TOO? STRANGE... BEWARE, I MIGHT RUN 'MOPPE' ON YOU AGAIN... - YEAH! - HI 'KIWI'... MOPPE SOUNDS MUCH BETTER ... YOU'VE GOT MY PERMISSION TO KILL YANKEE!! OH, DON'T JUMP TO THE MOON INSIDE... BEWARE OF YOUR HOUSE... WROL! - JOINED S.S.S? DEPRESSING, REALLY... SO, I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE... - NIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - YEAH? PASS GO AND GET 200 DOLLARS... NOW! AJ-AJ-AJ! PRISON! - NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NO! - JAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAS HAPPENED - WE CAN HANDLE GURUS! GURU-GURK MED. GUKAN MEDITATOR MEDUSA MURK GURFA METIDURF MUNBER #00001GUSK OOOOOOH! AAAAH! HAAAAA! HOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAA MUUUUUUUUU! OUT OF GURUS, RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES... - YEAH! HAHAHA ( - ) NO, THIS MEMORYPLACE CAN BE USED FOR MORE, NICER TEXT, WRRRR RRR RR R AP! - ADJIJL? AH, A-G-I-L-E! TRIUMPH IN A NEW VERSION, LAME, LAME, LAME, LAME, LAME, LAME, LAME, LAME, LAME, LAMER-ATOM! (HAS NOTHING (WOOPIIIE) TO DO WITH THEM!) WRRR RR RR R R RA AA A P - WRRR RR R RRR RRR R A P! OH, SORRY NOT YET, SOME TALK FIRST... ANOTHER STANDARD-GROUP... AND YOUR DEMO? (I DON'T REALLY MEAN WHAT I SAY) WOW! A NEW FRESH FLASHING PLOT-ROUTINE! FLASHING? YEP-SCOTCH-TEJP, ANOTHER STRANGE ONE... (BUT, IT'S NOT STANDARD WITH FLASHING PLOT-ROUTINES, CONGRATULATIONS!) WRRRRRRRRRUM! WRRRRRRR R RR RR R (HOST) MOTORSTOPP! (HE-HE) RAP! - ON SWEDISH: (NO SWEDISH LETTERS) (:) OJ, SVERJE! HEJ! TUFF-TUFF-TUFF-TAG! (JAVISSSST) NJENJENJENJENJE! AH, ATERSTART AV SKROLL VROM - AH, HERE WE'VE GOT THOSE 'LAMERS' EH? HI TO SAL & PIQ, WRRRRRRRRU EH? WRRRRRR R R RRR R R RRR R R RRR R R RRR R R RRR R R(RR RR) APAPAPPA - OH, YEAH, AMIGACAD, BLA-BLA, IT'S JUST SO WONDERFUL, I JUST THINK THAT IT'S SOOOO NICE TO FEED OUR NEIGHBOURS DOG WITH, SO I GIVE FIDO (OUR NEIGHBOURS DOG) ONE AMIGACAD-DISK EVERY WEEKEND, AND HE JUST LOVE IT. JUST LOOK AT THE LAYOUT, IT'S SO PERFECT DONE, WITH LOVELY PULL-DOWN MENUES AND AN INCREDIBLE BACKGROUNDCOLOR. THE PROGRAMMERS (THE GODS) MUST HAVE BEEN SOOO FANTASTIC IN THEIR WORK WITH THE AMAZING BLITTERMOJS AND WHO CAN FORGET THOSE SUPERB COPPERINSTRUCTIONS. WHAT A PERFECT MOUSE-CURSOR MOVIMG, COMBINED WITH A SPRITE THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING DIRECTLY TAKEN FROM HEAVEN... OOOH, I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT FOR AN HOUR. PUSS -- -- -- - I'VE GOT VERY STRONG FEELINGS FOR THIS MASTERPIECE OF SHIT-WORK! OH, JUST IMAGINE: A SHIT-BROWN COVER, SOME COMPONENTS DIRECTLY TAKEN FROM A VIC-20, A TRANSFORMATORMOJ THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE OUT IF YOU LET IT ON FOR MORE THAN EIGHT MINUTES (ABOUT 80 PERCENT OF YOUR PROGGIES WON'T LOAD IN LESS THAN EIGHT MINUTES). AND, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? YES, THE NICE PULL UP-SHIT THAT IS SUPPOSED TO EJECT YOUR (HOPEFULLY NOT) MELTED DISK CONTAINING AT LEAST FIFTEEN-MINUTES LOADING PROGRAMS. THAT WAS ALL MY COMMENTS FOR A WHILE. (I'VE NOT OWNED A 1541, I OWN A ----- 1571, SEE YA!) - YES, THIS THING THROUGHS OUT XAKKTLY 19.7 TIMES MORE CRAP THAN ALLOWED BY THE SWEDISH 'KO'! W RRRRRRR RRR RRR RAP AP AP PPP! - (SHUT UP, GASTON) THIS LITTLE WONDERFUL THING KNOWS EVERYTHING I WANNA KNOW FROM THE UTTER-WORLD! WROP - SO, THE LAST MESS. I TAKE NO RESPONSABILITY OF WHAT MAHONEY IS GOING TO WRITE IN THE SCROLL NOW... - NOPE! - GEE, THANX! NOT OFTEN... - GOODBYE ... - ^AAHI JJMNMOPPQRQHIAOOOO!"##### - ^AAHI JJMNMOPPQRQHIAOOOO!"##### -

Skruv by Kaktus

Skruv - JUST WANT TO SAY A COUPLE OF WORDS - 4LOOK AT THIS DAINTY! - /HERE'S MAHONEY, - ;STILL PROUD OVER THIS PART! - /#BJUST IMAGINE - 3A SOUNDMONITOR-TUNE - 5(HELL OF RASTERTIME!) - ;(ALSO A HELL OF RASTERTIME) - .THIS SPRITESCROLLER (RASTERS ON EACH 8TH LINE) - "THBIS /REALLY AMAZING! - 6THE COCA-CAN IS EMPTY, - 8THE ACTUAL SITUATION IS: - TO THE EAST, A PERSON CALLED KAKTUS (BOOZING COCE) PROGRAMMING (TRYING TO PROGRAM!) - 14005 MILES NORTH, - )SOME LAMERS CALLED XAKK TRIES TO PROGRAM - 7THE MUSIC IS QUITE OLD, - >MADE ON THE 26TH OF JUNE 1986! - 2IT'S ONLY ME, PLAYING AROUND WITH SOME PORTAMENTO - 6DEPECHE-HEADSHRINKING! - 4DONG DONG DONG DONG! - !THE WHOLE DAMN COCE ON THE FLOOR - 5ANYTHINK GNAPP TRAZT! - $#A THE BEDLAM-COMPANY IS HERE AGAIN - _HERE COMES MAHONEY'S PERSONAL G - %FIRST OF ALL A BIG HELLO TO SPEXHANE, - THE SUPER-MUSICIAN WHO'S GOING TO MAKE MUSIC FOR ME IN THE FUTURE ON AMIGA - 1NEXT GREET TO KAKTUS (THE FUNNY GUY TO THE EAST!) - /FIRST OF ALL FOR LETTING ME COPY ALL HIS AMIGA. - <BEING A GOOD BOXING-PARTNER - /A NICE COMPANY! - ;MY THIRD GREET GOES TO WIZ - (SORRY THAT I'M LEAVING YOU WITH YOUR 64, - <BUT I THOUGHT THAT I HADN'T GOT ANYTHING MORE TO LEARN HERE - * 7MAHONEY IS OFF! TJOFF! - A<BBCDEFGIJLNPRTVY[^ #%(+.147: - ;IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, - 'SLIMY CREATURES CREEPING FOR VENGEANCE - 1THE DOOM IS NEAR, - >THE LAMERS ARE GETTING CLOSER - 1SHOT TWO OF THEM - 9FOUR MORE IN FRONT OF ME - 7TIME TO SHOW MY APLOMB! - =THROWING A DISK WITH 'GNARP!' - %THE BIGGEST LAMER GOT HIS THROAT CUT - 6PROBABLY XAKK MEMBERS - >THEY SHOW ME THEIR 'WAKING UP' - #CONSIDER YOURSELVES AS TRUE LAMERS - ;IF YOU DON'T CRY FOR MERCY, - <I'LL MAKE FORCE-MEAT OF YOU - NO MORE BALLYHOO IN THIS THINGY, - ;THIS MEANS OUT OF DEVOTION - 3BACK TO THE LAMERS - 0AMAZING COMPANY - #PROBABLY SOME KIND OF BRAIN-DAMAGE - 1I LOVE DAFFODILS! - #THIS WAS SOME BALONEY FROM MAHONEY - 9THE DESTINATION IS CLEAR, - :THE WAY IS STRAIGHT AHEAD - (NOTHING LESS THAN THE AMIGA IS IN SIGHT, - 6THIS FANCY GURU-AMITY! - 4THIS DAINTY WAS PROGRAMMED SOME DAYS IN APRIL $07C4! - &KAKTUS WILL SHOW UP HERE IN TWO HOURS - 7TWO HOURS LEFT TO TYPE! - 4THE WORLD IS INSANE, - THE BEMUSING FACT IS COMAPARED WITH THE NEVERENDING LOSERS XAKK - /KAKTUS TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR ANCIENT WAKE UP DEMO - 0HE JUST LAUGHED! - 'WHAT'S SO GOOD WITH FIVE BORDERSCROLLS? - 4VERY, VERY ADVANCED! - /NOTE THE 21ST OF APRIL 1988 AS A HISTORIC DATE - 8EXACTLY AT 21:15 IN THE EVENING, FANGORIA CALLED AND SO - MAHONEY, KAKTUS, FANGORIA, INJUN, COQ ROUGE AND DEXTER SIMPLY WALKED THEIR OWN WAYS - _THE LAMERS LEFT IN TRIUMPH ARE: - !ICON (YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING - #) AND THE SURVIVOR (ALSO VERY LAZY - .SORRY FOR YOU - 4DO ALSO NOTE THE 1ST OF MAY 1988 AS A HISTORIC DATE - &THAT'S WHEN I'M GOING TO GET MY AMIGA - /HIP HIP HOORAY! - *NO, NOW I'M MOVING MY COMPUTER DOWNSTAIRS - /MAHONEY IS OFF! - 6(FOR A LITTLE MOMENT!) - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - - HIS SHORT INTRO WAS MADE BY - AHONEY ... - THINK IT'S QUITE FUNKY! - - AFFA! - HE TIME IS NOW 14:20 ON THE 30TH OF - ND SO ... - AKK, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT ... - T LEAST ON THIS DISK ... - -BALL! - AKTUS LITTLE DIGIMONITOR-TUNE WAS NICE ... - ATUS ARE GOING TO - EFIERS' LITTLE MEETING HERE IN - TAFFANSTORP ... - HE FIRST (AND ONLY) THING I'M GOING TO DO THERE IS - IPPIE! - ND THEN, WITHIN TWO WEEKS, WHEN THIS IS READY, - 'M GOING TO START TO LEARN IT! - AKTUS AND I WILL MAKE AT LEAST TWO MORE PARTS TO THIS DISK ... - Y PART WILL BE A MESSAGE PART. - OW WHEN I'M QUITTING ON THE 64, - JUST WANT TO SAY A COUPLE OF WORDS TO MY NEAREST FRIEDNS ... - O, JUST CRUSH SPACE WITH ONE OF YOUR DIRTY HANDS, AND THE ACTION TAKES PLACE ... - AHONEY IS OFF ... - HIS SHORT INTRO WAS MADE BY - AHONEY ... - THINK IT'S QUITE FUNKY THAT THIS SCROLLER HAVEN'T WRAPPED YET! - R? - LUT! - .T 0400 0700 7400 - !AQAAAQAAA B B!B!B0C0C - 4LOOK AT THIS DAINTY! - /HERE'S MAHONEY, - ;STILL PROUD OVER THIS PART! - /#BJUST IMAGINE - 3A SOUNDMONITOR-TUNE - 5(HELL OF RASTERTIME!) - ;(ALSO A HELL OF RASTERTIME) - .THIS SPRITESCROLLER (RASTERS ON EACH 8TH LINE) - "THBIS /REALLY AMAZING! - 6THE COCA-CAN IS EMPTY, - 8THE ACTUAL SITUATION IS: - TO THE EAST, A PERSON CALLED KAKTUS (BOOZING COCE) PROGRAMMING (TRYING TO PROGRAM!) - 14005 MILES NORTH, - )SOME LAMERS CALLED XAKK TRIES TO PROGRAM - 7THE MUSIC IS QUITE OLD, - >MADE ON THE 26TH OF JUNE 1986! - 2IT'S ONLY ME, PLAYING AROUND WITH SOME PORTAMENTO - 6DEPECHE-HEADSHRINKING! - 4DONG DONG DONG DONG! - !THE WHOLE DAMN COCE ON THE FLOOR - 5ANYTHINK GNAPP TRAZT! - $#A THE BEDLAM-COMPANY IS HERE AGAIN - _HERE COMES MAHONEY'S PERSONAL G - %FIRST OF ALL A BIG HELLO TO SPEXHANE, - THE SUPER-MUSICIAN WHO'S GOING TO MAKE MUSIC FOR ME IN THE FUTURE ON AMIGA - 1NEXT GREET TO KAKTUS (THE FUNNY GUY TO THE EAST!) - /FIRST OF ALL FOR LETTING ME COPY ALL HIS AMIGA. - <BEING A GOOD BOXING-PARTNER - /A NICE COMPANY! - ;MY THIRD GREET GOES TO WIZ - (SORRY THAT I'M LEAVING YOU WITH YOUR 64, - <BUT I THOUGHT THAT I HADN'T GOT ANYTHING MORE TO LEARN HERE - * 7MAHONEY IS OFF! TJOFF! - A<BBCDEFGIJLNPRTVY[^ #%(+.147: - ;IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, - 'SLIMY CREATURES CREEPING FOR VENGEANCE - 1THE DOOM IS NEAR, - >THE LAMERS ARE GETTING CLOSER - 1SHOT TWO OF THEM - 9FOUR MORE IN FRONT OF ME - 7TIME TO SHOW MY APLOMB! - =THROWING A DISK WITH 'GNARP!' - %THE BIGGEST LAMER GOT HIS THROAT CUT - 6PROBABLY XAKK MEMBERS - >THEY SHOW ME THEIR 'WAKING UP' - #CONSIDER YOURSELVES AS TRUE LAMERS - ;IF YOU DON'T CRY FOR MERCY, - <I'LL MAKE FORCE-MEAT OF YOU - NO MORE BALLYHOO IN THIS THINGY, - ;THIS MEANS OUT OF DEVOTION - 3BACK TO THE LAMERS - 0AMAZING COMPANY - #PROBABLY SOME KIND OF BRAIN-DAMAGE - 1I LOVE DAFFODILS! - #THIS WAS SOME BALONEY FROM MAHONEY - 9THE DESTINATION IS CLEAR, - :THE WAY IS STRAIGHT AHEAD - (NOTHING LESS THAN THE AMIGA IS IN SIGHT, - 6THIS FANCY GURU-AMITY! - 4THIS DAINTY WAS PROGRAMMED SOME DAYS IN APRIL $07C4! - &KAKTUS WILL SHOW UP HERE IN TWO HOURS - 7TWO HOURS LEFT TO TYPE! - 4THE WORLD IS INSANE, - THE BEMUSING FACT IS COMAPARED WITH THE NEVERENDING LOSERS XAKK - /KAKTUS TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR ANCIENT WAKE UP DEMO - 0HE JUST LAUGHED! - 'WHAT'S SO GOOD WITH FIVE BORDERSCROLLS? - 4VERY, VERY ADVANCED! - /NOTE THE 21ST OF APRIL 1988 AS A HISTORIC DATE - 8EXACTLY AT 21:15 IN THE EVENING, FANGORIA CALLED AND SO - MAHONEY, KAKTUS, FANGORIA, INJUN, COQ ROUGE AND DEXTER SIMPLY WALKED THEIR OWN WAYS - _THE LAMERS LEFT IN TRIUMPH ARE: - !ICON (YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING - #) AND THE SURVIVOR (ALSO VERY LAZY - .SORRY FOR YOU - 4DO ALSO NOTE THE 1ST OF MAY 1988 AS A HISTORIC DATE - &THAT'S WHEN I'M GOING TO GET MY AMIGA - /HIP HIP HOORAY! - *NO, NOW I'M MOVING MY COMPUTER DOWNSTAIRS - /MAHONEY IS OFF! - 6(FOR A LITTLE MOMENT!) - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - HIS SHORT INTRO WAS MADE BY - THINK IT'S QUITE FUNKY! - HE TIME IS NOW 14:20 ON THE 30TH OF - <THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT - T LEAST ON THIS DISK - AKTUS LITTLE DIGIMONITOR-TUNE WAS NICE - ATUS ARE GOING TO - EFIERS' LITTLE MEETING HERE IN - HE FIRST (AND ONLY) THING I'M GOING TO DO THERE IS - ND THEN, WITHIN TWO WEEKS, WHEN THBIS - 'M GOING TO START TO LEARN IT! - AKTUS AND I WILL MAKE AT LEAST TWO MORE PARTS TO THIS DISK - Y PART WILL BE A MESSAGE PART. - OW WHEN I'M QUITTING ON THE 64, - JUST WANT TO SAY A COUPLE OF WORDS TO MY NEAREST FRIEDNS - O, JUST CRUSH SPACE WITH ONE OF YOUR DIRTY HANDS, - ;AND THE ACTION TAKES PLACE - HIS SHORT INTRO WAS MADE BY - THINK IT'S QUITE FUNKY THAT THIS SCROLLER HAVEN'T WRAPPED YET! -

Skruv by Kaktus

Skruv - - [H, DU KNASEN... TYV[RR! - - HA! MAHONEY SHOWS HIS EXISTANCE BY TYPING IN ONE OF KAKTUS' SCROLL! QUITE NICE PART THIS! IT'S THE ONLY NORMAL HE HAS DONE ON THIS MEETING ... THE SCROLL THAT EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT, IS A SCROLL LIKE IN 'NEW DIMENTION/TRI' (MY OWN DEMO ...) BUT THIS TIME IT'S A 8*8 CHARSCROLLER, WITH THE RASTEREFFECT FROM PART 1 IN GNARP! TIME TO BE RUDE ... MOTORCROSS ... BRUM BRUM! NOW, WHEN I'M LEAVING THE 64, I WILL FINISH THIS WAR WITH XAKK. XAKK STARTED IT, AND NATURALLY, I WILL FINISH IT ... OK??? KILL!!! ARGH! MY FINGERS ARE SO SLIMY ... KAKTUS COMPUTER WILL SOON BE A WHOLE NEW PIZZA ... MUMS! IN FRONT OF ME, I GOT KAKTUS' LITTLE SID! BROKEN ... HA HA HA! ARGH! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND TIME ON WRITING, I'VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO NOW ... SUCH AS SAMPLE SOMETHING ON AMIGA, HITTING PANDA, CRUNCHING LAMERS BEHIND ME, LOOKING AT WIZ'S PICTURE TO MY PART ... HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN SOMETIME ... MAHONEY IS OFF! TJOFF! FUCK! - CHRALOJ! KAKTUS HERE... I AND MAHONEY (WRITING BELOW) IS TODAY SITTING AT DEFIIERS' MEETING IN STAFFANSTORP! WE'VE GOT VERY FUNNY WITH A STEREO, AND TAPES WITH 'MAGNUS OCH BRASSE', 'DISNEYS JULAFTON', 'ART OF NOICE' ETC... HAHA! I MADE THIS PART YESTERDAY, AND TODAY I'VE GOT TO GET THE LOADROUTINE WORKING PROPERLY... SATAN! MAHONEY IS WORKING WITH A NEW 8X8 CHARS GNARP-SCROLL! HE'VE GOT SOME PROBLEMS WITH THE FIRST RASTERBAR. (HE-HE) EXHAUST FUMES... OR? XOR? NJOP! KRAFT! FLOJ! AND NOW SOME NICE-TALK TO KRA.. XAKK: DEAR MOTORCROSS, YOUR DEMO WAS SOOO GOOD! WOW! I TOOK MY DISK WITH THE DEMO ON, AND PUT IT ON MY WALL! (I DON'T THROW DARTS ON EVERY DISK, BE PROUD!) ... WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT A WAR, YOU'LL CERTAINLY GET ONE! OR? SO, I WONT WRITE ANYMORE SHIT ABOUT YOU IN MY NEXT 64-DEMO! (BUT I'M NOT SHORE THAT I'LL DO MORE 64-DEMOS.) THE AMIGA AWAITS! ON OFF ... <JOTT> ... SOON, WE ARE GOING TO EAT PIZZA! YIIPEEEEE! ...... I HAVE TO SAY THANKS TO CAESAR FROM THE SUPERCONDUCTORS FOR THE FRENCH FRIES! (SMACK!) OH, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO WRITE MORE TEXT, I WANT TO GET MY LOADROUTINE WORKING, BUT MAHONEY IS FORCING ME TO CONTINUE... SO, WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT NOW... MAHONEYS' SCROLL IS WORKING, AND HE'S SOOOO HAPPY! NOW, 50% OF THE FREAKS HERE, ARE EATING PIZZAS SOMEWERE OUT THERE... EVERYBODY ARE TIRED OF OUR TAPES! (WHY?) PLING-PLONG! FLARP! NO? YES? I'M JUST SO HAPPY TODAY, I MIGHT KILL A LAMER? MAHONEY IS VERY TIRED RIGHT NOW, HAHA! OOPS, HE THROWED AN APPLE AT ME, WAAH! I THINK THAT I'LL SAY LOOP NOW! - ?MAHONEY SHOWS HIS EXISTANCE BY TYPING IN ONE OF KAKTUS' SCROLL! - 5QUITE NICE PART THIS! - 1IT'S THE ONLY NORMAL HE HAS DONE ON THIS MEETING - THE SCROLL THAT EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT, IS A SCROLL LIKE IN 'NEW DIMENTION/TRI' (MY OWN DEMO - BUT THIS TIME IT'S A 8*8 CHARSCROLLER, WITH THE RASTEREFFECT FROM PART 1 IN GNARP! - 0TIME TO BE RUDE - =NOW, WHEN I'M LEAVING THE 64, - !I WILL FINISH THIS WAR WITH XAKK. - 1XAKK STARTED IT, AND NATURALLY, I WILL FINISH IT - 8MY FINGERS ARE SO SLIMY - /KAKTUS COMPUTER WILL SOON BE A WHOLE NEW PIZZA - )IN FRONT OF ME, I GOT KAKTUS' LITTLE SID! - ARGH! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND TIME ON WRITING, I'VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO NOW - "SUCH AS SAMPLE SOMETHING ON AMIGA, - .HITTING PANDA, - ;CRUNCHING LAMERS BEHIND ME, - $LOOKING AT WIZ'S PICTURE TO MY PART - _HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN SOMETIME - /MAHONEY IS OFF! - ?GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - I AND MAHONEY (WRITING BELOW) IS TODAY SITTING AT DEFIIERS' MEETING IN STAFFANSTORP! - WE'VE GOT VERY FUNNY WITH A STEREO, AND TAPES WITH 'MAGNUS OCH BRASSE', 'DISNEYS JULAFTON', 'ART OF NOICE' ETC - I MADE THIS PART YESTERDAY, AND TODAY I'VE GOT TO GET THE LOADROUTINE WORKING PROPERLY - MAHONEY IS WORKING WITH A NEW 8X8 CHARS GNARP-SCROLL! HE'VE GOT SOME PROBLEMS WITH THE FIRST RASTERBAR. - 7OR? XOR? NJOP! KRAFT! - %AND NOW SOME NICE-TALK TO KRA.. XAKK: - DEAR MOTORCROSS, YOUR DEMO WAS S - GOOD! WOW! I TOOK MY DISK WITH THE DEMO ON, AND PUT IT ON MY WALL! (I DON'T THROW DARTS ON EVERY DISK, BE PROUD!) - 9WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT A WAR, YOU'LL CERTAINLY GET ONE! - SO, I WONT WRITE ANYMORE SHIT ABOUT YOU IN MY NEXT 64-DEMO! (BUT I'M NOT SHORE THAT I'LL DO MORE 64-DEMOS.) - 1THE AMIGA AWAITS! - SOON, WE ARE GOING TO EAT PIZZA! - I HAVE TO SAY THANKS TO CAESAR FROM THE SUPERCONDUCTORS FOR THE FRENCH FRIES! (SMACK!) - OH, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO WRITE MORE TEXT, I WANT TO GET MY LOADROUTINE WORKING, BUT MAHONEY IS FORCING ME TO CONTINUE - ;SO, WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT NOW - 'MAHONEYS' SCROLL IS WORKING, AND HE'S S - NOW, 50% OF THE FREAKS HERE, ARE EATING PIZZAS SOMEWERE OUT THERE - )EVERYBODY ARE TIRED OF OUR TAPES! (WHY?) - .I'M JUST SO HAPPY TODAY, I MIGHT KILL A LAMER? - &MAHONEY IS VERY TIRED RIGHT NOW, HAHA! - &OOPS, HE THROWED AN APPLE AT ME, WAAH! -

Skruv by Kaktus

Skruv ?SYNTAX ERROR IN 0 READY. - - K, THE THING YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH IS WHAT - THINK IS A REAL DEMO. - OPE TO SEE YOU ON - - HIS DEMO IS A REAL ONE - NO STANDARD! - - HE RULES ARE SIMPLE ... JUST PRESS SPACE! -

Skruv by Kaktus

Skruv - - - - #B ZZAP! - INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE... 1. DOTS: SIMPLY HOW MANY DOTS YOU WANT TO USE. WHEN YOU USE MORE THAN ONE DOT, DON'T FORGET TO SET X AND/OR YADD. 2. XADD & YADD: THE SPACE BETWEEN YOUR DOTS. 3. XSIN & YSIN: HERE YOU'VE GOT 5 SINUS CURVES FOR BOTH X AND Y! THE FIRST ONE IS A NORMAL SINUS, THE SECOND ONE IS A SQUARE SINUS, NUMBER THREE AND FOUR ARE BOUNCING CURVES. THE FIFTH IS A BIT SPECIAL... 4. XSPD & YSPD: YES, THE X AND Y SPEED! 5. XPOS & YPOS: XPOS IS WHERE THE COUNTER READS FROM THE X-CURVE. THE SAME, BUT VERTICALLY WITH THE YPOS. (ALL NUMBERS ARE IN HEX, LAMERS!) HOW TO CONTROL IT: JOYSTICK IN ... PORT 2! MOVE UP AND DOWN TO SELECT OPTION, LEFT AND RIGHT TO CHANGE IT. BUTTON CLEARS SCREEN... SHIFT FREEZES (HI XAKK) MOVEMENT, AND BUTTON WILL START AGAIN. SO, I THINK THAT IT WAS IT, HAVE FUN, GOODNIGHT. SIGNED: KAKTUS! - IT, GOODNIGHT. .. . .. . .. .. ... .. .. , .. . . .. ... . . KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX! FLOJ! - - #B YES, I THINK THAT THE RASTER-ERA IS OVER NOW. EVERYBODY (?...) CAN DO A RASTER LIKE THIS, THAT'S WHY THIS ONE ISN'T SMOOTH. #CYES, THIS IS THE SCROLL THAT MUST BE INCLUDED IN A DEMO, FILLED UP WITH SHIT-TALK, BUT JUST SO INTRESTING! (OR?) THIS ONE WRITTEN BY #AKAKTUS! #B #C ... HEY ATOM (EX-TRIUMPH): DID YOU THINK THAT HEDDA TALKED ABOUT YA IN 'HACKER CLIMAX'? ... HEY HEDDA: THERE WERE NOTHING BAD WITH 'HACKER CLIMAX', BUT WHEN I SAW IT, VOICES IN MY HEAD SAID: 'STANDARD-STUFF', 'USUAL' ETC... SORRY, BUT DO IT MORE UNUSUAL, THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT GOOD (AT LEAST I AND MAHONEY THINKS SO) ... HEY S.O.S: WHERE THE -- IS OUR INVITATIONS TO YOUR MEETING? YOU PROMISED TO SEND THEM WEEKS AGO! HEY RCC; WHAT ABOUT THE INVITATIONS? EH? HEY GASTON AND SIR GAWAIN/TC: SO, WE WON'T MEET IN KRISTIANSTAD? HAVE YOUR MOTHERS TALKED TO YOU ABOUT THE DEATH? HEY KRA#G #C XAKK: OR? NO, NOT THIS TIME SOMEANYHOWTIMEWAY... EH? HEY TRIAD #GLOST SOMETHING? #C ... GLAPP! #D HEY MAN, TODAY IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DAY SINCE I WROTE THE TEXT YA SAW 10 SECOUNDS BEFORE... (?...) #E I'M TODAY SITTING AT SOFTWARE OF SWEDENS MEETING IN KRISTIANSTAD! #C HEDDA OF NORTHSTAR JUST CAME... THEIR CAR BROKE DOWN A KILOMETER FROM HERE... GUESS WHO HAD TO PULL IT TO THIS PLACE? #E XAKK IS SITTING JUST TEN METERS AWAY! (I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'RE ANGRY! (BUT WHY SHOULD THEY? (???...))) #C SAL OF VORTEX42 DOESN'T FEEL TOO GOOD RIGHT NOW, I THINK! (WHY? (???...)) ANSWER: BEER! <HAHA> - .T 0400 0800 6400 - =;8530.,)'%# ^/ZXWUSRPNMLJIHGFEDCCBAA - =83.)% /XURNLIGECBA - >ABCEGILNRUX/ %).38= - VQUQUQ!QUQ%QVQ$Q"QWQWQ#QWQ_QXQ Q_QRQRQ/QRQ#QUQ!Q_QXQYQ&Q[Q(Q]Q,Q3 -

Skruv by Kaktus

Skruv - - - . . KAKTUS HERE... WELL, WHAT'S NEXT? THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST DEMO FROM US (MAHONEY & KAKTUS) ON THE 64. I'LL PERHAPS CONTINUE A LITTLE, BUT MAHONEY WILL SELL HIS 64. THE AMIGA AWAITS! SOB, SOB, I CAN HEAR YOU CRY! BUT IF YOU BUY AN AMIGA, YOUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED. AFTER SOME PROBLEMS WITH THE LOCAL COMPUTER-STORE: COPYRIGHT KAKTUS & MAHONEY IN THE YEAR OF 07C4! WELL, AMIGA. YEAH, MAN, SINCE WE ARE MASTERING THE 64, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING NEW! YOU CAN'T FORGET US... IS THERE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS IF WE WERE MEMBERS OF TRIAD? I THINK WE WERE SIX DAYS? OR? GNAPP! HAVE YOU SEEN 'ALVESTA SIRAP-88'? A BAD, BUT VERY FUNNY DEMO BY US! LOOK OUT FOR IT, IT'S WORTH A DISKSIDE.. GNARTH! GNARP! GNAPP! NJOP! DOJ! BLAJ! FLOJ! PLONK! MY AMIGA IS BROKEN! THAT WAS TRUE! RING! OH, MAHONEY! HELLO! HE WANTS ME TO COME TO HIM ON FRIDAY! FUN-FUN! I'LL STAY THERE TO SATURDAY, AND ON SUNDAY WE'LL GO TO DEFIERS MEETING! WOW! ANYTHINK! SOMETWO! VITT VIN! EH? ?HE HEJSAN ALLA GLADA BARN, JAG VILL SOVA! NO, SOMETHING INTRESTING... I'VE JUST GOT HOME FROM A VEEK WITH MY NOICY CLASS FROM 'SALEN / SWEDEN' (A BIG SKI-PLACE) IT WAS A RATHER NICE WEEK. I MET TWO LAMERS WHO JUST COULD SAY 'ST'! HERE'S THE STORY: I TOOK THE FIRST ONE, AND TIED HIS ARM TO THE LIFT AND THE OTHER ONE TO A FENCE. HAHAHA! SPLAT! THE OTHER ONE WAS IN MY WAY DOWN THE HILL, MY SKIS GOT THOUGH HIM, AND HE FLEW UP IN A TREE WITH TWO BIG BLOODY HOLES IN THE BODY... YEP, IT'S TRUE... GASP! GNAPP! I'LL CONTINUE TOMORROW, GOODNIGHT... NO, I THINK THAT I'LL SAY WRAP! - . . OH, I JUST HATE TO WRITE MANY SCROLLS. SHIT, TOMORROW I'VE GOT A BIG WRITTEN TEST IN MATHMATICS... REAL BAD! AND THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW, A GEOGRAPHY TEST... ABOUT RUSSIA! HOW BORING CAN'T IT BE? .. SO, MOW IT'S THE NEXT DAY, I HAD TWO ERRORS ON THE MATHMATTICSTEST SNURF! NOT FUNNY AT ALL... SO, TOMORROW IT'S RUSSIATEST... NO, ENOUGH OF SCHOOL! GODJUL! TODAY I GOT TWO LETTERS, ONE FROM THE USA, AND ONE INVITATION TO THE S.O.S. MEETING IN KRISTIANSTAD, THE 27-29 OF MAY -88! OFCOZ I'LL GET THERE! FUNFUN! HELLO TO RON OF S.O.S, AND TO SAL OF VORTEX42! PLEASE VISIT ME AGAIN, WE HAD GREAT FUN! MESSAGE TO NORTH STAR: SO, LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, WE TALKED ABOUT A MEETING... SO? COME ON! PLEASE EXCUSE IF I CHANGE THE TOPIC ALL THE TIME, BUT I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING (ANYTHINK?) SERIOUS TO TALK ABOUT... YY ... KRAX KNASTER .... CHRALOJ! GOODNIGHT, SEE YA TOMORROW! - WELL, WHAT'S NEXT? THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST DEMO FROM US (MAHONEY & KAKTUS) ON THE 64. I'LL PERHAPS CONTINUE A LITTLE, BUT MAHONEY WILL SELL HIS 64. - 1THE AMIGA AWAITS! - SOB, SOB, I CAN HEAR YOU CRY! BUT IF YOU BUY AN AMIGA, YOUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED. - AFTER SOME PROBLEMS WITH THE LOCAL COMPUTER-STORE: COPYRIGHT KAKTUS & MAHONEY IN THE YEAR OF 07C4! - WELL, AMIGA. YEAH, MAN, SINCE WE ARE MASTERING THE 64, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING NEW! - 3YOU CAN'T FORGET US - =IS THERE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS IFB WE=RE MEMBERS OF TRIAD? I THINKB WE1RE SIX DAYS? OR? - !HAVE YOU SEEN 'ALVESTA SIRAP-88'? - !A BAD, BUT VERY FUNNY DEMO BY US! - (LOOK OUT FOR IT, IT'S WORTH A DISKSIDE.. - ,GNARTH! GNARP! GNAPP! NJOP! DOJ! BLAJ! FLOJ! - *PLONK! MY AMIGA IS BROKEN! THAT WAS TRUE! - 9RING! OH, MAHONEY! HELLO! - HE WANTS ME TO COME TO HIM ON FRIDAY! FUN-FUN! I'LL STAY THERE TO SATURDAY, AND ON SUNDAY WE'LL GO TO DEFIERS MEETING! WOW! - 3ANYTHINK! SOMETWO! - 2VITT VIN! EH? ?HE - HEJSAN ALLA GLADA BARN, JAG VILL SOVA! NO, SOMETHING INTRESTING - W I'VE JUST GOT HOME FROM A VEEK WITH MY NOICY CLASS FROM 'SALEN / SWEDEN' (A BIG SKI-PLACE) IT WAS A RATHER NICE WEEK. I MET TWO LAMERS WHO JUST COULD SAY 'ST'! HERE'S THE STORY: I TOOK THE FIRST ONE, AND TIED HIS ARM TO THE LIFT AND THE OTHER ONE TO A FENCE. HAHAHA! SPLAT! - THE OTHER ONE WAS IN MY WAY DOWN THE HILL, MY SKIS GOT THOUGH HIM, AND HE FLEW UP IN A TREE WITH TWO BIG BLOODY HOLES IN THE BODY - .YEP, IT'S TRUE - .GASP! GNAPP! I'LL CONTINUE TOMORROW, GOODNIGHT - _NO, I THINK THAT I'LL SAY WRAP! - OH, I JUST HATE TO WRITE MANY SCROLLS. SHIT, TOMORROW I'VE GOT A BIG WRITTEN TEST IN MATHMATICS - 8 REAL BAD! AND THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW, A GEOGRAPHY TEST - ' ABOUT RUSSIA! HOW BORING CAN'T IT BE? - SO, MOW IT'S THE NEXT DAY, I HAD TWO ERRORS ON THE MATHMATTICSTEST SNURF! NOT FUNNY AT ALL - .= SO, TOMORROW IT'S RUSSIATEST - .7 NO, ENOUGH OF SCHOOL! - TODAY I GOT TWO LETTERS, ONE FROM THE USA, AND ONE INVITATION TO THE S.O.S. MEETING IN KRISTIANSTAD, THE 27-29 OF MAY -88! OFCOZ I'LL GET THERE! BFUN!! - HELLO TO RON OF S.O.S, AND TO SAL OF VORTEX42! PLEASE VISIT ME AGAIN, WE HAD GREAT FUN! - MESSAGE TO NORTH STAR: SO, LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, WE TALKED ABOUT A MEETING - ./ SO? COME ON! - PLEASE EXCUSE IF I CHANGE THE TOPIC ALL THE TIME, BUT I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING (ANYTHINK?) SERIOUS TO TALK ABOUT - ./ KRAX KNASTER - ;GOODNIGHT, SEE YA TOMORROW! -

Skruv by Kaktus

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