Schwaben Cake by Abyss Connection
- 00 0 P NNINNIIN0L - CODE+CHAR:FAT RAT MUSIC:DRAX LOGO:CHAOS!JA - MHA USE JOYSTICK TO CONTROL THE SCROLLER ...OR TRY A SHIFT-BUTTON... OK, HERE'S TALENT OF TRAITORS AND THIS IS THE CONTRIBUTION FROM (YEAH, YOU GUESSED RIGHT...) TRAITORS FOR THE BIG MEETING IN A LITTLE ROOM. THE PRESENTED GROUPS ARE: ALIVE, ABYSS CONNECTION, SHAPE DESIGN (AMIGA), OFFENCE AND TRAITORS. IT'S A GREAT COPY-, KICK OFF-, TV-, COKE- AND CAKE-PARDEY... HUAH! AT THE MOMENT TACCY IS TRYING TO FETCH ANOTHER CAKE BECAUSE YUP CRIED FOR FOOD. HE'S A ALLTIME-HUNGRY-GUY. A.H.G. - INVENTED BY OFFENCE... YEAH! TACCY IS COMING WITH ANOTHER PLATE FULL OF SMALL CAKES. NOW VAN DOC SWITCHED ON THE TV... BUAH FUCK! JUST A LAME TV-SHOW CALLED 'TAKE SOME (FUCK) TIME'!?! CARPE NOCTEM! USE THE NIGHT (TO FUCK?)... OK. NOW WHOPPER WANTS TO TYPE SOME CRAP.... CALLING WOP! WOP? ARE YOU HERE? AH... YEAH FOLKS! FINALLY TALENT QUIT TYPING! SO HERE COMES SOME AMIGA-CRAP... UNFORTUNATELY THERE'S NO AMI-DEMO BEING FIXED ON THIS PARTY, SO AFTER SOME YEARS I WRITE AGAIN ON 64... HM - NO BAD FEELING! HELL NO!! BURP OF OFFENCE IS STILL PLAYING KICK-OFF - BLOODY GAME! HEY MEN! IF THERE'S ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO'S SWAPPING DEMO'S AND OTHER LEGAL WARES, YOU CAN WRITE TO TALENTS ADDRESS! OH - AT LAST SOME ADVERTISEMENT: IF YOU OWN A MODEM, YOU MAY WANT TO CALL OUR GERMAN BOARD! RUNNING UP TO 14400 BAUD HST, 160 MB, 24 HOURS ONLINE, ONLY LEGAL STUFF - BUT ONLY THE BEST OF IT! MAINLY THERE WILL BE AMIGA-WARES, BUT ON PLACE 2 FOLLOWS THE 64 OF COURSE! ADDITIONALLY THERE WILL ALSO BE SUM IBM-STUFF... UH... I ALMOST FORGOT: THE BOARD ISN'T ALREADY ONLINE... FOR THE MOMENT THERE'S STILL SUM HARDWARE MISSING... BUT TRY TO CALL BY MID OF DECEMBER! THE NUMBER (AS SOON AS IT'S SURE) YOU MAY ALSO GET FROM TALENT (OR ANY OTHER TRAITORS-MEMBER) A'RIGHT FREAXX! TALENT JUST TELLS ME THAT THERE ARE ONLY 64KB AVAILABLE FOR SCROLLTEXT AND SO I HAVE TO END THIS NOW! OKAY OKAY... THAT'S IT! WHOPPER OF SHAPE DESIGN SIGNING OFF . . . . . WRAP.... - :;<AAALLAAALLL! AU - AHFIEFJFI;F<EF=FIEF>FIEF? - : FGHIJKLMNO PQRSTUVSTUO - ELLO AND WELCOME - ...IT IS A MEETINGDEMO - IN TOUCH WITH... - (NOT ON ENVELOPE!) - MIGA ELITE-SWAP) - EE YOU IN 2 YEARS - IN OUR NEXT PRODUCTION! - D VAN DOC OF ALIVE IS ON THE KEYS AND INTRODUCING YOU IN THE FIRST 'ALIVE' PART OF THIS COOP DEMO. - D A HOT SMOKE IS RISING UP FROM THE FLOOR, THE COMPUTERS ARE RUNNING HOT AND ALL THE GUYS KEEP SMILING. - E THE HALF OF THE 'ALIVE' CREW ARE STILL AT HOME IN BED. BUT WE ARE WORKING UNTILL THE END OF OUR LIVE WASTING OUR TIME WITH SCROLLTYPING. BUT NOW THE KEYS POP OVER TO - YEAH IT'S ME, TACCY AND VAN DOC IS A LIAR, AS NO ALIVERS ARE IN ANY BED. EAZY-E AND PER OF ABYSS CONNECTION ARE ACTUALLY DOWNTOWN IN A DISCO DANCING AROUND. STORM IS ACTUALLY IN THE LOCAL CINEMA, WATCHING TERMINATOR II FOR THE 40TH TIME I SUPPOSE. BUT HE'LL COME BACK TO END THIS PART. ON THE AMIGA, ELF, BURP AND PIXEL ARE PLAYING KICK OFF II OR - EI ! ALL THE TIME AND STILL DON'T GET BORED OF IT. BUT PIXEL'S STABBING IN MY BACK TO GET HOLD OF THE HOLY KEYS... SO GRAB 'EM... - HI ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE BIG OR SHORT WORLD OUT OF HERE. I JUST COME FROM A VERY FAMOUS FIGHTING ON KICK OFF. BAD LUCK. FUCK COMPY WON 2-0. BUT I WON'T RESIGNATE. I A FEW MINUTES I WILL KILL ELF ON A GREAT FIGHT - YO MAN! TALENT OF THE VERY WELL-KNOWN TRAITORS HERE... THIS IS MY SECOND SCROLL TEXT TODAY AT THIS MEETING. AT THE MOMENT TACCY, WHOPPER AND YUP&BURP ARE SITTING AND STANDING INFRONT OF AN AMIGA AND THEY'RE WATCHING OLD AMIGA DEMOS. SOME ARE REALLY COOL. BUT THE MOST ARE BUILT UP IN THE SAME STYLE - D TEXT - BOBS - TEXT - MORE BOBS - TEXT MUCH MORE BOBS - TEXT - VECTOR - TEXT - FILLED VECTOR - TEXT - ANIMATED PICCIES - TEXT - ENDPART - D. ALWAYS THE SAME STYLE... THAT'S FUCKIN' LAME!!! MAYBE 7138954 BOBS PER FRAME ARE COOL, BUT IT'S SO BORING AND FUCKING UNINTERESTING - E REAL COOL CODERS SHOULD INVENT NEW AND INTERESTING ROUTINES AND NOT TRY TO BEAT THE COUNT OF BOBS FROM ANOTHER CODER... - D PLEASE WRITE THAT BEHIND YOUR EAR!!! - E HEY. SOME GUYS ARE PLAYING KICK OFF SINCE HOURS. STUPID OR COOL! KICK OFF OR DIE! HEY! THERE'S A 'LILA PAUSE'-INTRO FROM THE SHARKS ON AMIGA... NICE BUT LAME...! - F HAVE YOU SEEN THE FIRST SKID ROW DEMO ON AMIGA! QUITE NICE. BUT ALSO THE SAME STYLE - D TEXT - EFFECT - TEXT - EFFECT - TEXT & CALCULATING - LOADING - EFFECT LAME - ANOTHER EFFECT COOL - LOADING - TEXT - F. UAH! FUCK! LAME LIKE HELL... - E WOW! NOW THERE'S A NICE SINE-SCROLLER... REALLY NOT BAD... SHORT MESSY TO NUMSKULL OF TRAITORS HEY NUMMIE... DID YOU ENJOY THE NIGHT WITH TINA! HOPE SO... NICE (FUCK)TIME! BACK TO NORMAL TEXT. - D NOW THERE ARE 8 PEOPLE AT THE PARTY ROOM. 4 INFRONT OF THE DEMO-AMIGA, 3 INFRONT OF THE KICK-OFF AMIGA AND ONE (JUST I, TALENT) INFRONT OF THE SCROLLWRITE-64'ER... HEY STOP! THEY DON'T PLAY KICK OFF ANY MORE. NOW THEY'RE PLAYING NORTH&SOUTH... AND THE DEMOS ARE STILL THE SAME... TEXT - EFFECT - TEXT ... - D! FUCK! DIE! HATE! CRAP! SUCKERS! LAME OR WHAT? ALL STANDART-DEMO-CREATORS SHOULD DIE! NO ENTRY ON PARTYS FOR STANDART-DEMO-CREATORS... WHY NOT USING A DEMO-MAKER? MAYBE RED SECTOR'S ONE? ALWAYS STILL THE SAME... TEXT - EFFECT - TEXT - D. ALL THE DEMOS ARE SIMILARY TO EACH OTHER... IF YOU GET A NEW DEMO-PACK ON AMIGA IT DON'T CARE WHICH DEMO YOU CHOOSE - ALL ARE JUST THE SAME... - E SOMEONE SHOULD BUILD UP A GROUP ON AMIGA CALLED "NO VECTOR"! VECTORS ARE COOL - BUT ALWAYS THE SAME! OH FUCK! - D SOMETHING DIFFERENT... - D WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS SCROLLER! AH! YOU MEAN IT'S INTERESTING! YEAH! YOU'RE RIGHT! HAHA! WHAT A BORING TEXT... IT'S NOT INTERESTING, IT'S BORING - D. OH PUKE... YEAH! NOW I FETCHED ANOTHER GLASS OF COKE... TASTES VERY GOOD. I JUST NEED THIS FUCKING DRINK TO STAY WAKE, TO GET HIGH, TO FEEL HAPPY, TO STAY ALIVE!!! NO, I'M STILL A TRAITORS-MEMBER!!! SO VOLLE NACH DEM MOTTO "SCHEISS GELABER ODER SO..."!!! YEAH! YOU ARE STOLZER READER OF THE FIRST DEUTSCHEM SATZ IN THIS DEMONSTRATION...!!! PUKE PUKE PUKE... PUKEX! PUKEMANIA! PUKORS! PUKOMANIA! PUKLEX! PUKAD! AND SO ON... NOBODY CAN WRITE AS SENSELESS WORDS AS I CAN DO OR DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN BUT I DON'T KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN WRITE SO MUCH SENSELESS TEXT HOW I CAN DO IT BUT IS THIS SENTENCE EXISTING OF MANY MANY WORDS OR WHAT DO YOU THINK HEY ISN'T IT COOL! WOW! LONG SENTENCE RULES! NO! SHORT! FUCK LONG SENTENCES! BREAK! ADVERTISEMENTS FROM OFFENCE SOFTWARE... HEY MAN! LOOK OUT FOR OUR NEW DEMO 'EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN'. THE RELEASE-DATE IS THE 3RD OF JANUARY 1992... I THINK IT'LL BE THE BEST DEMO EVER MADE - D. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FAT RAT'S NUTS OF TRAITORS ACCIDENT! NO! I'LL TELL IT TO YOU... SOME DAYS AGO FAT RAT DROVE WITH HIS SKATEBOARD ON THE MAIN STREET. THEN HE HIT A LORRY AND "WON" A FREE-FLIGHT TO THE NEXT HOSPITAL. NOW HE HAS TO STAY THERE FOR ABOUT 4 WEEX... NOW HE'S CODING HIS NEW ROUTINES ON AN IBM LAPTOP ASCII-CODE . HE CAN'T TEST THE ROUTINES WHILE CODING. ISN'T HE A GENIUS! IF YOU WANT TO SENT FAT RAT SOME PRESENTS JUST WRITE TO TALENT'S ADDY... LOOK OUT FOR IT ANYWHERE - D OK. THAT'S ALL FOR MY SCROLLTEXT-CONTRIBUTION IN THIS PART OF THE MEETING DEMO. SIGNING OFF WITH A FACE FULL OF SLEEP HAIRS - D TALENT OF TRAITORS - A VERY VERY LONG TIME LATER - D GOOD MORNING ! IT'S TACCY HERE AND I'M WRITING THESE WORDS NOT ON THE MEETING, BUT ON THE NEXT DAY. AFTER TALENT ENDED HIS WORDS IN THIS SCROLLER, NOBODY CARED ANYMORE ABOUT IT AND WHEN THE MEETING ENDED, WE REMARKED, THAT THERE STILL WERE SOME WORDS TO TYPE. SO IT'S NOW THE NEXT DAY AND I AND STORM WILL GO TO EAZY-E TO LINK AND CRUNCH THE WHOLE (MEETING) DEMO BECAUSE TODAY PER IS LEAVING US AND HEADS BACK HOME AND WE WANT TO FINISH IT TODAY, SO THAT HE CAN TAKE IT WITH HIM AND SPREAD IT. BUT WE DON'T KNOW IF WE'LL MAKE IT IN TIME. FUCK. I'VE TO END THIS SCROLLER IMMEDIATELY, AS MY BUS WILL COME IN A FEW MINUTES. SO THERE JUST REMAIN SOME WORDS TO SAY 1. THE MEETING WAS VERY FUNNY AND COOL AND I HOPE EVERYBODY LIKED IT. 2. MAYBE OUR (ALIVE) DEMOS ARE NOT VERY GOOD, BUT OUR CAKES AND OUR MEETINGS DEFINETLY ARE - D! OK THAT'S ALL. I REALLY HAVE TO STOP NOW. SEE YOU IN ANOTHER WORLD, IN A TIME TO COME... - K TACCY SIGNING OFF IN NOVEMBER NINTEEN NINETY-ONE - ABBEHKNQTWZ] #&),/ - ABBEHKNQTWZ] #&),/ -