Prepare for Domination by Speedfisters
OUT OF COKE... YOU THOUGHT I COULDN - - HELLO SPEEDLOVERS! THE OH SO MIGHTY DEMOMAN IS BACK IN THE HOUE... YES, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M KING OF THE SCENE!!!!!!!!!! THE YEAR IS CURRENTL 1981 AND I'M DOING SOME REALLY GOOD COCAINE IN THE SECRET HEADQUARTERS OF COMMODORE! CHILLING WITH SPEEDFISTERS IS WHAT I TELL YOU, CHILLIN WITH THE FISTLOVERS. AS YOU ALL KNOW, MY GOOD FRIEND DR SVERKER OF SPEEDHEILRS HAS FOUNDED A NEW METHLAB IN NORWAY, TRONDHEIM! HE SENT ME A SAMPLE AND SWEET MOTHER OF SATAN, DID I GO TO HEAVEN OR WHAT!!! SHIT, I'M RUNNING OUT OF COKE... YOU THOUGHT I COULDNT CODE ON THIS ULTRACOOL PLATFORM BUT YOU WERE WRONG, SPEEDFISTING TECHNOLOGY IS EVERYWHERE... WE HAVE CODED STUFF FOR THIS SUCKER THE COMMODORE 64 AND NINTENDO DS, DON'T EVER DOUBT US. WE WILL CODE ON EVERY FISTINGMACHINE ON THE MARKET AS LONG AS WE CAN SNORT COCAINE AND SPEEDCODE.. ATLEAST FOR ANOTHER 7 YEARS. AND NOW THAT WE ARE ON OLD COMPUTERS I WILL LIKE TO SAY THAT WE HAVE ALSO DONE SOME STUFF ON THE AMIGA TOO, SURE WE GOT SOME EYECANCER, BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT! AS YOU ALL KNOW BY NOW WE LOVE IROKOS AND I HOPE HE IS STILL READING THIS NICE SCROLLER BECAUSE NOW COMES THE FUCKINGS.. AS USUAL FUCKINGS TO TITAN FOR WHATNOT? EVEN MORE FISTINGS TO PEOPLE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT OR SPEEDRELEASES, I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU CODE THAT FAST? SO SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU CANT SPEEDCODE! FUCKINGS TO PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY CAN SPEEDCODE.. PEOPLE LIKE JML. FISTINGS TO KEWLERS FOR NOT BEING ON THE C64. GREETINGS TO HUJOWA AND MUMMYJAMMERS FOR BEING COOL ON THIS PLATFORM AND SNORTHING METH WITH ME IN SOME RANDOM KITCHEN. ANYWAY I LOVE PEOPLE WHO DO COCAINE.. YES. ANYWAY IM GETTING SOBER AGAIN SO IM OFF FOR SOME MORE COKE AND TO MEET WITH MY FRIEND MUSICMAN AT THE LOCAL SPEEDSTUDIO HERE IN AMSTERDAM.. ANYWAY CREDITS FOR THIS MASTERPIECE IS LIKE THIS: CODING BY PROF.DEMOMAN OF THE SPEEDFISTERS ARTPOSSE OF THE NETHERLANDS AND AFRICA! MUSIC BY THE INCREADABLE MUSICMAN OF ALL SPEEDGROUPS EVER. GRAPHICS BY DR.KEKKONEN AND MR.GOOGLE. AND DR.SVERKER WAS HERE FOR A WHILE AND SHOUTED THINGS LIKE THAT WE ALL ARE GONNA DIE IF WE DONT DO SOME OF HIS BAD ASS CRYSTAL METH. ANYWAY IT'S TIME TO WRAP BECAUSE WE ARE OUT OF SPEED AND COCAINE. WRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. -