Odyssey by Cheyens
- AIQY!)19 - BJRZ"*2: - CKS[#+3; - DLT/$,4< - EMU]%-5= - FNV^&.6> - CHEYENS PRESENTS****************** **** ODYSSEY! **** ****************** STAND BY FOR SOME GREETINGS ..PLEASE WAIT!.. GREETINGS TO : **************** DCS TRANSCOM BLASTERS ACTION LIFE/RIFFS DEFCON 1 MODE 2 OPAL ABARY HOTLINE GREETINGS TO : **************** THE NEW FASHION F4CG LAZER SUCCESS FLASH INC. MAGIC SHAPE THE FORCE PARAMOUNT DRAXAN ENT. GREETINGS TO : **************** NATO PARAGON OREGON DEPREDATORS CENSOR CONTEX UPFRONT SCIENCE 451 QUALITY TRUST GREETINGS TO : **************** EXPLOSIV BRAIN JOKER * SAGA OF DOLPHINS YANKEES ORION BABYGANG BROWBEAT DOM COOLEX GREETINGS TO : **************** KOOL KIDS PLUS TNF'77 REFLEX SCCS KARTER EURASIA A-TEAM ILLUSION WWE GREETINGS TO : **************** DRIVE ARRAY UNICESS GENESIS PROJECT ************ SORRY BUT SALLY ISN'T HERE AND WE DONT HAVE HIS GREETINGS **************** IF YOU DIDN'T APPEAR ANYWHERETHEN COMPLAIN TO AMENOPHIS OF CHYALBERT IBSENSVEJNUMBER 72 1. TH.DK 4200 SLAGELSEPHONE : 53526992 ALSO WRITE HOW UDIG THE DEMO....FOR VHS-AMIGA-64ORIGINALS-STAMPSWRITE TO : -FIX-MICHAEL S0LVSTADHANS EGEDESVEJ NUMBER 106 DK 8200 AARHUS N -WEREWOLF- HEINO FRIIS S0NDERMARKEN 47 DK 6700 ESBJERG -CINAP- (MEE!!!)PALLE VILLESEN FR.NANSENSVEJ 47DK 8200 AARHUS N -COCA COLA KID- JEPPE G. JENSEN ROSENV. SIDEALLENUMBER 103 1. THDK 2100 KBH. 0 SEE U L8R, LAMES - ISN'T IT LEGAL TO DO IT WITH GIRLS UNDER 15 Y - ABCEFHJLNQSVY/ #'*.26:> - ABCEFHJLNQSVY/ #'*.26:> - . .. ..... ...... FIRST THERE WAS MENACE..... NOW CHEYENS PRESENTS....... - A DEMO CALLED : - ODYSSEY - - LETS START SOMETHING.... - WOW THAT IS REALLY COOL... NO??? THEN WE'LL HAVE SOME CREDITS.... - NICE LITTLE 'ROUNDDYCPER'... THEN ITS TIME FOR THE GREETINGS....... - AT LAST I HAVE STARTED THE WHOLE SHIT (YOU ARE ABLE TO PRESS SPACE NOW) AND BEFORE I'LL STOP HERE I WARN YOU... THE FOLLOWING 35 BLOCKS OF TEXT WAS WRITTEN BY THE FOLLOWING GUYS IN CHEYENS DURING THE NIGHT OF 17TH-18TH OF OCTOBER 1989 : FIX TWILIGHT (FORMER SPIRIT) CINAP - AMENOPHIS COCA COLA KID WEREWOLF - AND FINALLY - WIZ - - .. BYE FROM CINAP OF CHEYENS - E. NOW WE HAVE A REVOLUTION IN SCROLL-TEXTS... WAIT 69254591255046 FUCKING DOTS AND YOU WILL FUCKING GET THE FUCKING PHONE-NUMBER TO THE FUCKING SEXIEST OF FUCKING SEXIED FUCKING GIRLS IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE! FUCK! - CHEYENS PRESENTS - S SOME GREETINGS - Q ..PLEASE WAIT!.. GREETINGS TO : - E GREETINGS TO : - P* THE NEW FASHION - G DRAXAN ENT. GREETINGS TO : - F GREETINGS TO : - P* EXPLOSIV BRAIN JOKER * SAGA - F GREETINGS TO : - G GREETINGS TO : - D GENESIS PROJECT - L* SORRY BUT SALLY ISN'T HERE AND WE DONT HAVE HIS - P* IF YOU DIDN'T APPEAR ANYWHERETHEN COMPLAIN TO - P AMENOPHIS OF CHYALBERT IBSENSVEJNUMBER 72 1. TH.DK 4200 SLAGELSEPHONE : 53526992 - P ALSO WRITE HOW UDIG THE DEMO - D.FOR VHS-AMIGA-64ORIGINALS-STAMPSWRITE TO : -FIX-MICHAEL S0LVSTADHANS EGEDESVEJ NUMBER 106 - F DK 8200 AARHUS N - E S0NDERMARKEN 47 DK 6700 ESBJERG -CINAP- (MEE!!!)PALLE VILLESEN FR.NANSENSVEJ 47DK 8200 AARHUS N - P -COCA COLA KID- JEPPE G. JENSEN ROSENV. SIDEALLENUMBER 103 1. THDK 2100 KBH. 0 - R SEE U L8R, LAMES - ISN'T IT LEGAL TO DO IT WITH GIRLS UNDER 15 Y - CHEYENS ARE BACK IN THE WORLD OF - DEHH... LETS SAY DYCPERS - F!CREDITS FOR THIS PART OF ODYSSEYCODING AND LOGO IN THIS PART BY - I CINAP OF CHEYENS - M MUSIC IN THIS PART BY - O LINK OF CHEYENS - J SMALL CHARSET FROM DYNAMIX ! - F TEXTS BY US IN CHEYENS... - *MEMBERS - CHEYENS..AT THE MOMENTFIX (HEY GUY, YOU GROOVY MANIAC)AMP (DET ER GODT NOK LAME MAND!)COCA COLA KID (JUTLAND RULES!!!)TWILIGHT (ZZ ZZZ - D?)WEREWOLF (DAW DO TIL YLVEN - E!)POD (HE'S BEEN IN LONDON?? - E!)SALLY (THE PEDOFILIAC BOY - F!)LINK (MAKE SOME MUSIC - J!)RUSH (I WANNA SEE THE MEGADEMO!)CINAP (HEY YOU LOVELY GUY - DM HMMM THAT WAS OF COZ ME...CINAP OF CHEYENS SIGNIN O - EE"61,'# ^]/[[ZZZ[[/]^ # - 1ZWUSQPPOONNNOOPPQSUWZ/^_ !!""" - F. FIRST THERE WAS MENACE - E. NOW CHEYENS PRESENTS - A DEMO CALLED : - LETS START SOMETHING - WOW THAT IS REALLY COOL... NO??? THEN WE'LL HAVE SOME CREDITS - NICE LITTLE 'ROUNDDYCPER'... THEN ITS TIME FOR THE GREETINGS - AT LAST I HAVE STARTED THE WHOLE SHIT (YOU ARE ABLE TO PRESS SPACE NOW) AND BEFORE I'LL STOP HERE I WARN YOU... THE FOLLOWING 35 BLOCKS OF TEXT WAS WRITTEN BY THE FOLLOWING GUYS IN CHEYENS DURING THE NIGHT OF 17TH-18TH OF OCTOBER 1989 : FIX TWILIGHT (FORMER SPIRIT) CINAP - D AMENOPHIS COCA COLA KID WEREWOLF - J AND FINALLY - WIZ - - D LAST NIGHT WE WERE ON A NICE LITTLE PUB CALLED 'SVANEN', THERE WE PLAYED POOL AND DART (AND OFCOZ DRANK A LOT OF BEERS).. AFTER A FEW HOURS WE WERE READY TO GO FUCK SUM GIRLS... SO WE WENT ON A TRIP TO THE MIDDLE OF COPENHAGEN - D. THERE WAS NO GIRLS AT ALL - D. AND ALL THE COOL DISCO'S WERE CLOSED (WELL, WE COULD'NT GET IN ANYWHERE, COZ WE HAD WEREWOLF WITH US AND HE'S ONLY 15 YEARS OLD!!! (HA HA HA)) WELL, WE ENDED UP IN A DISCO CALLED 'STARDUST'... THERE WE DANCED OUR ARSES OFF... BUT THERE WERE STILL NO GIRLS. (LAME SHIT!) AT THE DISCO WE FOUND OUT THAT WE WERE VERY FAMOUS COZ THE FUCKING DJ KNEW US!!! (I BET YOU GUYS NEVER GOT A GREETING FROM A DJ!!!) - H NOW SUM THINGS 'BOUT HOW IT LOOKS AROUND ME... IN FRONT OF ME IZ IAN (TWILIGHT) SLEEPING.. HE LOOKS LIKE DIS: &$&$&$&$!!! JEPPE (COKE) IZ PLAYING (L)AMIGA WITH HIS MATE JACOB (WIZ) , HE (WIZ) IZ A REAL D&D FREAK... HE WAS BEEN A DM (DUNGEON MASTER) FOR A L - FONG TIME!!! AND HE CAN DRINK 10 TEQUILAS WITHOUT LEMON AND SALT!!! BEHIND ME IZ YLVEN (WERERAT(WEREWOLF)) AND HE IS AS ALWAYS TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIS BROTHERS AND PARENTS (THEY ARE ALL GREEN AND BLUE???) BESIDE ME IZ ASGER (AMENOPHIS) AND PALLE (YES, HE'S REALLY CALLED PALLE!(CINAP)), THEY ARE CODING ON THIS SHIT PART!!! (OK, OK, ITZ OK!) - F NOW A LITTLE STORY... THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY, HALF OF US WENT TO GET SUM LAME FOOD AT THE LOCAL GRILL (SPISE HER, MED HJEM?) WE BOUGHT OUR FOOD... WENT HOME TO EAT - D. THE DOOR HAD JAMMED ITSELF... SO WE HAD TO EAT OUTSIDE... HOW NICE - D. WE ENJOYED IT... WE HAD TO STAY OUT THERE FOR HALF AN HOUR... THEN SUDDENLY LENNART (WARBIRD) PUT A KNIFE IN THE LOCK AND PLING - E. THE DOOR OPENED!!! - K END OF STORY NUMBER ONE!!! NOW I (FIX) WILL SIGN OFF AND LET HEINO (WEREFLOW) WRITE STORY NUMBER TWO - DE! THE WEREWOLF IS BACK AGAIN AND THIS TIME I'M GONNA KILL YOUR DICK WITH THIS TEXT!! FIRST OF ALL I WANNA SAY THAT ALL THE PISS THAT FIX WROTE ABOUT ME EARLIER IS A LIE! (HERE'S FIX SAYING: LAME - D!) ON STARDUST NO PERSONS UNDER 18 ARE ALLOWED (BUT I OFCOURSE GOT IN WITH THE HELP OF MY MACHO-LOOK!) SO JUST REMEMBER : FIX STINX!! MOBBE-MOBBE!! (FIX SAYS : GET READY FOR HEADSMASHING!) BIP BIP THIS IS THE COCA-COLA KID INTERRUPTING THIS LAME CONVERSATION.. MOVE IT HVORULF!?! BJ/F BJ/F!! SO NOW PAY SOME ATTENTION TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. FIRST I WANT TO SAY 'THANK YOU' TO WIZ FOR LETTING US WRECK HIS APPARTMENT IN THESE DAYS OF DISPAIR WHEN THE KIDS FROM CHEYENS BECAME MEN IN THE COOL COPENHAGEN (YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN AMENOPHIS YESTERDAY.. HE WAS SOOO MOTHERFUCKING DRUNK. I'LL BET THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIS OWN NAME!!) WAAITTT A MINNNUUUTTTEEE - D. I FORGOT TO PUT ON THE COOL SUNGLASSES (THE SUN IS SO HEAVY IN THIS APPARTMENT AT 4 AM.) AND WHAT ABOUT THE FREDDY KRUEGER HAT I'LL NEED THAT ONE TOO OR ELSE I WON'T WRITE ANOTHER WORD!!! BANG, KRASH, BUM, GIMMY DAT FUCKNG HAT!!! OH YEARH, SLASH SLASH.. KRUEGER'S BACK!! CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND SOME SMALL GIRLS?? YES, YES, 8 YEARS WILL DO FINE, HA HA.. WHAT DID YOU SAY FIX?? ISN'T IT LEGAL TO DO IT WITH GIRLS UNDER 15 YEARS?? OK THEN GIVE ME A 15 YEAR OLD CHICK WITH A BODY LIKE AN 8 YEARS OLD!! HAHA!! SLASH SLASH IT'S TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WRITE WITH THESE SUNGLASSES ON - D. HEY FIX GET YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OFF MY VODKA!! SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HVORULFEN, HE IS SLEEPING IN HIS SLEEP!! NOW IS THAT KOOL OR WROTH!! SELUR NAMTAB (QUOTE: XIF) WHAT ABOUT ALL THIS BATMAN CRAP?? IS HE REALLY RULING?? CAN HE MAKE A DYSP?? NO!! BATMAN SUX!! DUKSEDRENGEN RULES!! IF YOU DON'T THINK SO THEN JUST COME TO ME AND - D. SKR/MME SKR/MME!! SOME LAMER JUST LAMED THAT I HAD TO LAME. IS THAT LAME OR WHAT?? AMENOPHIS HERE... COKE TAKES OVER AGAIN.. - D I JUST NEED TO SAY ONE THING AND THAT IS... I AM THE BEST, I AM THE BEST, BEST, BEST, PEST - E AEEHRM... ABDULLA IBNA! AMP, THE LAMER, IS HERE!?! AS LAMED BEFORE, WE'RE HEADING HOME TOMORROW... THAT'S REAL SAD, BECAUSE I SAY SO... WELL, IT ISN'T THAT SAD ANYWAY... I'M BLANK!!! THIS IS A GR - FOVY PART!!! CODED BY CINAP THE LAMEHEAD!!! (RASCISME, RASCISME!!) WIZ-KID WILL HAVE A WORD NOW... WELL, HE HAS GONE PISSING, SO JUST HANG ON THERE - O HE'S BAC... AUCH!!! CLASH - K ITS VERY DISTURBIN TO SIT HERE AND WRITE BCUS WEREBEAST IS HERE AND HIS BODYODOR IS WORSE THAN CHEMINOVA AND BOPAL INDIA PUT TOGETHER - E! WELL LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS... THE REASON THESE LAMEHEADS ARE HERE IS, BECAUSE JEPPE(COKE), THE GREATEST LAMEHEAD IN TOWN, DECIDED THAT THAT IT WAS BETTER TO WRECK MY PLACE THAN HIS. NOW IT IS BEDTIME.. TRANSFORMING... AMENOPHIS WRITING... TODAY WE HAVE SAMPLED SOME GREEEAT SAMPLES... YOU CAN HEAR 'EM IN 'DANISH DYNAMITE' COMING 2 U VEEERY SOON... CINAP HAVE JUST CHOOSED THE MUSIC FOR THIS PART, WHICH MAKES IT NEARLY COMPLETE... HE ONLY MISSES THIS SCROLL... BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME WRITING - D! IN THE PAST DAYS, WE HAVE MADE SOME COOL ROUTINES... THESE WILL B IN SOME C - DOL DMOES COMING OUT L8R... TWILIGHT JUST WOKE FOR A SECOND... NOW HE IS ASLEEP AGAIN... &$&$&$&$&$& WIZ IS PLAYING 'HOLLYWOOD SUPER-HORNY SPRIT-POKER PRO' ON THE UFMIGA AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN... AND AGAIN... AND HE JUST CAN'T BEAT THESE NICE GIRLS!!! (LAMER!) CINAP JUST GOT AN I/O ERROR IN HIS BRAIN!!! WHAT BRAIN??? HEAVY MAN!!! AC - EID IZ LAMY... NOW HE'S LOADING 'GOBLE SNORK'!!! $&$&$&$&$& - D DADIDUM DA DI DEJ I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A BUCKET.. NOTHING'S WRONG DIDADUMDEJ. LET ME SEE HOW MANY BUCKETS DO WE HAVE? DUMDIDEJ NO REASON TO PANIC DUMDADIDADUMDADEJ.. (FROM CALVIN AND HOBBES) WEIRD - D! DADADADIDADUMDEJDADIDADUMDA DEJ - D. WEEIIIRRRDDD!!! - D WELL, QUIT JABLING!!! - D ( THE FOLLOWING DAY 18TH OCT. 12:00 ) HEY THERE THIS IS CINAP AGAIN... YOU REMEMBER ME THE GUY WHO STARTED ALL THIS... THIS MORNING HAS BEEN ONE OF THE MOST LAMY MORNINGS EVER FUCKING SEEN... IT ALL STARTED AT TEN O'CLOCK.. WE SLEPT AT SODAS PLACE, AND WHEN WE WOKE UP WE WENT OUT TO WIS' PLACE, WHERE ALL OUR EQUIPMENTS WERE.. BUT THERE WAS NOBODY HOME - D. WE STOOD THERE KNOCKING ON THE DOOR AND TRIED TO DESTROY THE DOORBELL - E. SO I, JEPPE, WEREWOLF & AMENOPHIS WENT DOWN TO GET SOME BREAKFAST, WHILE TWILIGHT AND FIX REMAINED AT THE DOOR, WATCHING OUR SLEEPING-BAGS... WE RETURNED WITH THE BREAKFAST AND TRIED TO FETCH THE LANDLORD... BUT WE COULDN'T! SO WE RETURNED TO COKE'S PLACE, WHERE COKE CALLED DIFFERENT PEOPLE, BUT NOBODY COULD HELP US... THAT MADE US REAL MISERABLE... WE HAD TO GET OUR EQUIPMENT BEFORE 4 O'CLOCK, BECAUSE WE HAD TO GET HOME... SO WE WENT BACK TO WIZ PLACE, WHERE TWILIGHT AND FIX STILL WAITED, AND WHAT DO WE SEE??? - D WIZ IS WALKING RIGHT AHEAD OF US!!! GREEEAA - D! AND WE THOUGHT, THAT HE HAD LEFT FOR SWEDEN!!! PHEEEWWW, AND NOW WE'RE SITTING HERE WRITING THIS LAME SCROLL, AND COKE IS CRACKING SOME NEW ORIGINALS ('TURBOGIRL' AND 'DIE ALIEN SLIME')... - D BUT NOW HE SAYS, THAT WE AIN'T NEVER EVER GONNA SPREAD THOSE SHITTY GAMES, SO DON'T LOOK OUT FOR THOSE ONES FROM CHEYENS... - D WELL, &$&$&, TWILIGHT IS HERE... YO FREAKERS!!! I'M JUST SITTING HERE AND SITTING... THE OTHER LAMERZ OF CHEYENS ARE JUST WATCHING A LAMING PORNOMOVIE CALLED 'GENERAL HOSPITAL'... IT'S THE FOURTH TIME THEY WATCH IT... FIRST TIME WERESPLAT WATCHED IT, HE LOOKED LIKE HE NEVER HAD SEEN A PORNOMOVIE BEFORE... HE'S MOUTH WERE OPEN AND HIS EYES WERE ABOUT TO JUMP OUT OF HIS HEAD... BY THE WAY, I'M ONLY ON AMIGA NOW, SO IF U NEED ANY COOL GRAPHICS OR MUSIC, JUST CALL 5 3 5 3 1 5 4 4 , AND ASK FOR 'IAN'... REMEMBER, WHEN I SAY COOL, I MEAN COOLER THAN THE COOLEST (RIGTIG KOLDT)... WELL, I THINK I'LL JUST CUT THIS CRAP, TO GET A BATH... I HAVEN'T BEEN TO BATH SINCE SUNDAY, AND TODAY IT'S WEDNESDAY... BY THE WAY, AS U NOTICED BEFORE, MY NAME IS NOW TWILIGHT, BECUZ ABOUT FOUR OTHER GUYZ WERE NAMED SPIRIT ON THE AMIGA... TWILIGHT SIGNING OFF FOR NOW, I'LL BE BACK L8R... - D THIS IS JUST SOME FUCKING FYLD IN THIS FUCKING SCROLL-LAME, BECAUSE IT SIMPLY HAS TO BE OVER 225 FUCKING LINES LONG... HMM HMM THIS IS CINAP AGAIN - D. LETS SAY WE'LL STOP NOW COZ WE HAVE JUST DESTROYED FIXS DISKDRIVE AND JULEMANDENS NOSSER... THE LAST WORD WAS JUST TO SEE IF YOU STILL WERE AWAKE??? OK THESE ARE THE LAST WORDS YOU'LL SEE IN THIS SCROLLER BUT IF YOU WILL WAIT A LITTLE TIME YOU CAN MAKE A WONDERFULL DATE... JUST READ FURTHER... BYE FROM CINAP OF CHEYENS - E. NOW WE HAVE A REVOLUTION IN SCROLL-TEXTS... WAIT 69254591255046 FUCKING DOTS AND YOU WILL FUCKING GET THE FUCKING PHONE-NUMBER TO THE FUCKING SEXIEST OF FUCKING SEXIED FUCKING GIRLS IN THE FUCKING -