No Kidding by Dutch USA-Team
THE DUTCH USA-TEAM IN 1987 PROUDLY PRESENTS YOU MC'S LATEST MASTERPIECE: "THE RENDEZVOUS DEMO" ... WHAT ABOUT THIS MEGA-SCROLLY, EH? TOTALLY ORIGINAL (THAT VU-METER), NOT? STARS ROUTINE - - - , THIS IS MC SPEAKING TO YOU... WE (THE GREAT USA-TEAM) HAVE A PROBLEM: THERE ARE SOME GUYS OUT THERE IN GERMANY WHO CALL THEMSELVES: 'THE GREAT USA-TEAM'!!! THIS CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE AND THIS NAME WAS ALREADY OURS (SINCE 1984)... SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO: WE'LL GET VERY RUDE!! BUT BEFORE DOING SO I WANT TO SAY FIRST THAT THIS MUSIX WAS DONE BY ME..... HEY YOU GUYS IN FLENSBURG... WHY DID YOU STEAL OUR NAME??? NOW I'M VERY ANGRY... SOME PEOPLE EVEN GREET THOSE SUCKERS! (WHO ARE USING OUR GOOD NAME TO GET FAMOUS!) THEY JUST DO IT BECAUSE OUR PRODUCTS ARE SO ACE AND THEN THEY SAY 'LOOK, WE MADE THIS' (BUT WE DID)..... SO FUCK YOU, GERMAN USA-TEAM!!!! WE ARE THE BEST, YOU ARE THE WORST!!!! CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAME INSTEAD OF USING OURS, WE WERE HERE FIRST! (AND WE WILL BE HERE LAST TOO!) UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN DESTROYED OR CHANGED THEIR NAME, WE WILL BE KNOWN AS: 'THE DUTCH USA-TEAM' SO IF YOU WANT TO GREET US (THE MAKERS OF: ALL USA NO-BORDER DEMOS, ALL '_...' DEMOS, ALL MUSIX BY MC (THAT'S ME), SMOOTH SOUNDS, THE SOUNDMONITOR RELOCATOR AND MUCH MORE STUNNING PRODUCTS) JUST SAY HI TO 'THE DUTCH USA-TEAM' (JUST LIKE OUR FRIEND HONEY (1001) DID.) HOPING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM QUICK, WE WILL STILL BE MAKING DEMOS AND THINGS... ER, THANX TO HONEY FOR WARNING US (NICE PICCIE IN 'SUBURBIA') TALKING ABOUT MUSIX: I WANT TO GREET MAD (HEARD SOME OF YER WORK, SOUNDS QUITE FAB!) BUT TELL ME, WHY DO YOU USE SO MUCH MEM? YYYYEEEAAAAHHH! I'M WORKING (AGAIN) ON MY OWN MUSIX ROUTINES (FOR THE ..TH TIME) BUT THIS TIME I AM FIRST WRITING EVERYTHING DOWN BEFORE I START CREATING ANOTHER PIECE OF NON-WORKING SPAGHETTICODE. (JUST LIKE TO BE INDEPENDENT) BUT IT'S FAR FROM FINISHED (WORKING ON A GAME TOO)... WELL, WHAT ABOUT A GREETING LIST? YEAH, THE DUTCH USA-TEAM GREETS: 1001 CREW.....NEW STARS.....ALL FLASHERS.....DYNAMIC DUO.....TMC.....TMR.....BAM.....ALL COMPUTER MUSICIANS (ESP. MAD).....ALL AT CNET.....JAZZCAT..... WELL, GOODBYE TO Y'ALL (EXCEPT THOSE GERMAN USA-FUCKERS) (DON'T FORCE ME TO GET REAL RUDE!!!) CHANGE YOUR NAME! NO KIDDING! WE HATE U! FUCK OFF! (AND LEARN PROPER ENGLISH!) (THIS COULD END UP REAL EASY IF YOU JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME.) THANX IF YOU DO... SO DO IT! BYYYEEEE!!!!!! OH YEAH, THERE IS A BUG IN MY PROGRAM '_SOUNDRELOCATOR': IT CHANGES THE FIRST BYTE (LOCATION $A000), SO PLEASE, WRITE THIS BYTE DOWN AND PUT IT IN THE RELOCATED VERSION OF YOUR MUSIX YOURSELF (SO SORRY FOR IT...) SEE YOU! GERMAN USA-TEAM: CONTACT US TO SOLVE THIS STUPID NAME PROBLEM, OUR ADDRESS IS IN 'WETLOOK' AND SOME 'BIG GUYS' HAVE OUR ADDRESS TOO.................... - - THE DUTCH USA-TEAM IN 1987 PROUDLY PRESENTS YOU MC'S LATEST MASTERPIECE: "THE RENDEZVOUS DEMO" ... WHAT ABOUT THIS MEGA-SCROLLY, EH? TOTALLY ORIGINAL (THAT VU-METER), NOT? STARS ROUTINE - , THIS IS MC SPEAKING TO YOU... WE (THE GREAT USA-TEAM) HAVE A PROBLEM: THERE ARE SOME GUYS OUT THERE IN GERMANY WHO CALL THEMSELVES: 'THE GREAT USA-TEAM'!!! THIS CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE AND THIS NAME WAS ALREADY OURS (SINCE 1984)... SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO: WE'LL GET VERY RUDE!! BUT BEFORE DOING SO I WANT TO SAY FIRST THAT THIS MUSIX WAS DONE BY ME - D. HEY YOU GUYS IN FLENSBURG... WHY DID YOU STEAL OUR NAME??? NOW I'M VERY ANGRY... SOME PEOPLE EVEN GREET THOSE SUCKERS! (WHO ARE USING OUR GOOD NAME TO GET FAMOUS!) THEY JUST DO IT BECAUSE OUR PRODUCTS ARE SO ACE AND THEN THEY SAY 'LOOK, WE MADE THIS' (BUT WE DID) - D. SO FUCK YOU, GERMAN USA-TEAM!!!! WE ARE THE BEST, YOU ARE THE WORST!!!! CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAME INSTEAD OF USING OURS, WE WERE HERE FIRST! (AND WE WILL BE HERE LAST TOO!) UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN DESTROYED OR CHANGED THEIR NAME, WE WILL BE KNOWN AS: 'THE DUTCH USA-TEAM' SO IF YOU WANT TO GREET US (THE MAKERS OF: ALL USA NO-BORDER DEMOS, ALL '_...' DEMOS, ALL MUSIX BY MC (THAT'S ME), SMOOTH SOUNDS, THE SOUNDMONITOR RELOCATOR AND MUCH MORE STUNNING PRODUCTS) JUST SAY HI TO 'THE DUTCH USA-TEAM' (JUST LIKE OUR FRIEND HONEY (1001) DID.) HOPING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM QUICK, WE WILL STILL BE MAKING DEMOS AND THINGS... ER, THANX TO HONEY FOR WARNING US (NICE PICCIE IN 'SUBURBIA') TALKING ABOUT MUSIX: I WANT TO GREET MAD (HEARD SOME OF YER WORK, SOUNDS QUITE FAB!) BUT TELL ME, WHY DO YOU USE SO MUCH MEM? YYYYEEEAAAAHHH! I'M WORKING (AGAIN) ON MY OWN MUSIX ROUTINES (FOR THE ..TH TIME) BUT THIS TIME I AM FIRST WRITING EVERYTHING DOWN BEFORE I START CREATING ANOTHER PIECE OF NON-WORKING SPAGHETTICODE. (JUST LIKE TO BE INDEPENDENT) BUT IT'S FAR FROM FINISHED (WORKING ON A GAME TOO)... WELL, WHAT ABOUT A GREETING LIST? YEAH, THE DUTCH USA-TEAM GREETS: 1001 CREW - D.ALL COMPUTER MUSICIANS (ESP. MAD) - D. WELL, GOODBYE TO Y'ALL (EXCEPT THOSE GERMAN USA-FUCKERS) (DON'T FORCE ME TO GET REAL RUDE!!!) CHANGE YOUR NAME! NO KIDDING! WE HATE U! FUCK OFF! (AND LEARN PROPER ENGLISH!) (THIS COULD END UP REAL EASY IF YOU JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME.) - E THANX IF YOU DO... - N OH YEAH, THERE IS A BUG IN MY PROGRAM '_SOUNDRELOCATOR': IT CHANGES THE FIRST BYTE (LOCATION $A000), SO PLEASE, WRITE THIS BYTE DOWN AND PUT IT IN THE RELOCATED VERSION OF YOUR MUSIX YOURSELF (SO SORRY FOR IT...) - D GERMAN USA-TEAM: CONTACT US TO SOLVE THIS STUPID NAME PROBLEM, OUR ADDRESS IS IN 'WETLOOK' AND SOME 'BIG GUYS' HAV -