Live Fuck by Tommyknockers
- ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>? - E) YOU JUST MIGHT QUALIFY AS A FAN-CLUB - XOK FOLKS! LET'S ALL JOIN HANDS, AND PRAY A LITTLE PRAYER TO JESUS.. I'LL START FIRST! HALLO HERRE! TAKK FOR ALT SOM DU HAR GITT MEG, OG TAKK FOR AT JEG KOMMER TIL HIMMELEN OG IKKE HELVETE(?).. OK HERRE, HA DET BRA TIL NESTE GANG VI SNAKKES! OK FOLKS, ARE YOU FINISHED PRAYING? WHAT? YOU WERE NOT PRAYING AT ALL? FUCK YOU!, YOU WILL END UP IN HELL FOR SURE, JUST CONSULT GOD! ANYWAY, HERE IS OUR (AST & TZL) NEW DEMO ' L I V E F U C K!'.FUCKING GOOD NAME, ISN'T IT? YES, I KNEW YOU WOULD AGREE. SORRY, THE FANCLUB IS FULL, WE CANNOT ACCEPT ANY NEW MEMBERS, BUT HERE COMES AST, TALK TO HIM!... YEAH!, TALK TO ME!!! YOU MAY, DURING THE DEMO, NOTICE WHY WE CHOOSED TO CALL THE DEMO 'L I V E F U C K'...... WHY DID WE CALL IT THAT?, I HEAR YOU ASK... WELL, WHY THE FUCK SHOULDN'T WE... AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF IN A TINY GARAGE... AND IF YOU LIKE THE DEMO (& THE NAME) YOU JUST MIGHT QUALIFY AS A FAN-CLUB MEMBER... - T 0400 07FF 0A00 - /LADIES AND GUYS, CHILDREN AND CARS:TZL]VELCOME YOU TO THE NEW FUCK-SHOW, IT IS CALLED['LIVE FUCK'/.NO,MARIUS, IT ISN'T ABOUT SEX OR SOMETHING YOU LAME PERVERT!]EXCUSE ME, BUT MARIUS IS SO STUPID, AND IT'S HIS FAULT! OK, AST AND TZL ARE RESPONSIBLE OF THIS TERRIFIC WORK. IT REALLY IS 'STATE OF ART' WHEN IT COMES TO CODING!^(HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, A JOKE!)]WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT DEN UNGE WILL WANT TO WRITE AT THE TIME BEING, SO I'LL LEAVE THE HANDLE TO HIM. BE MY GUEST ASTINUS...... THIS IS RIDICULOUS, I THINK I WILL LAUGH A LITTLE BIT.... WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME AND WE CAN TRY OUT THE SPEED FACILITIES OF THIS SCROLL...[HA HA HA HA HA HA HA/ HE HE HE HE HE ] HI HI HI HI HI HI^HI HI HE HE HA HA HA HE HE HI... THIS DRIVES ME NUTS ]HE HE HE HE AHHAHAA[ FINALLY / THE SPEED IS NORMAL... ^ BUT WHO CARES ANYWAY/I LIKE SPEEDSCROLLS.... BUT I JUST HAVE TO SAY: THIS IS A GREAT DEMO.. ENJOY IT WHILE U STILL CAN!!! PRESS SPACE........ T 0400 07FF 3A00 -
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>? - IS ASTINUS TALKING TO EVERYBODY WHO CARE X - THIS IS ASTINUS TALKING TO EVERYBODY WHO CARE TO READ THIS SHIT.... I'M GONNA SAY NOTHING BUT BULLSHIT...... SO IF YOU DO NOT CARE TO READ ANY BULLSHIT AT ALL I SUGGEST YO PRESS SPACE RIGHT AWAY AND WATCH THE REST OF THIS GREAT DEMO WHICH IS MADE ENTIRELY BY AST & TZL.. WELL, HERE STARTS THE CHATTING.... AS MIGHT HAVE RECON BY NOW MY PSEUDONYM IS ASTINUS AND I LIKE TO CALL MYSELF THE AGELESS ONE... THE NAME IS TAKEN FROM THE GREAT EPIC NOVEL 'DRAGONLANCE'.... IF YOU HAVE N'T READ THESE BOOKS YET, AND YOU LIKE 'THE LORD OF THE RINGS' BY TOLKIEN, YOU JUST HAVE TO READ 'DRAGONLANCE'... .. ... .. SOME CREDITS:.... EVERYTHING BUT THE MUSIC IS MADE BY ASTINUS......TO WHO-EVER MADE THIS MUSIC: I THINK IT'S GREAT..... IN FACT, IT'S THE TITLE-MELODY TO THE FUNNY TV-SHOW 'ALF'.... SOME POLITICS: THIS IS A MESSAGE TO EVERY COMPUTER-FREAK IN THE WORLD: BOICOTT SOUTH-AFRICA ..... PRESS SPACE............. - E TO PRESS THE FRIGGIN' - -