Kult Demo by Lithium
KH - YO! JOYSTICK IN PORT TWO. NOTE: FIRE STOPS. HEY ITS THE BLACKADDER HERE AND SIR LANCELOT OF THE AUZZIE GROUP LITHIUM. WE APOLOGIZE FOR LAMENESS BUT THIS IS OUR FIRST PRODUCTION EVER, SO PLEASE DONT PULL IT TO BITS. SO WHY THE KULT LOGO? WELL WE STARTED THIS DEMO BEFORE JOINING LITHIUM AND OUR GROUP , WHICH CONSISTED OF JUST US TWO, WAS NAMED KULT! BUT FUCK THE LOGO, I RECKON ITS OKAY ANYWAY! QUICK CREDITS, BECAUSE ONLY THREE PEOPLE MADE THIS DEMO ANYWAY, ALL CODE: SIR LANCELOT. ALL GRAFIX: BLACKADDER. ALL MUZAKS: NEPTUNE OF TSR! CRAP ON TIME! DID YOU KNOW THAT BLACKADDER DESIGNS ALL HIS GRAFIX ON A BLACK AND WHITE T V? THIS MAY BE THE PROBABLE REASON WHY THEY LOOK SO SHIT! SIR LANCELOT DOES HIS CODE ON A COLOUR T.V. BLACKADDER SAYS HE HAS MEMORIZED EVERY TONE OF GREY! THANX TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE: NEPTUNE, FOR DOING THE COOL ZAKS FOR US. CRUZE: FOR BEING SO PATIENT ABOUT THIS DEMO, THE COLLECTOR: FOR GIVING US ALL THE UTILITIES AND OTHER MEAN STUFF. STEVE OF TSR: THANX FOR ALL THE STUFF YOU SEND US. BLACKWIDOW: KEEP SENDING THE GOODIES! ITS ALWAYS GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU. ALSO THANK YOU TO EVERYONE ELSE. DO YOU LIKE THE LEMMINGS? I COPIED THEM FRAME BY FRAME FROM THE I.B.M VERSION OF LEMMINGS- SO THANX TO DAD FOR LENDING ME THE BOSSES COLOUR LAPTOP! WHAT ABOUT THE CHARSET? WELL ITS ACTUALLY AN IMPROVED CHARSET! I DID IT ALONG TIME AGO WHEN I WAS JUST LEARNING! IT CAME FROM SOMEONE ELSE, DONT KNOW WHO THOUGH! WHAT YA THINK OF THE LAME CODE? HAVE YOU NOTICED THE SMALL FLICKER IN THE SCROLL TEXT YET? HOPE NOT! A LITTLE BIT BOUT SIR LANCELOT: NAME: MARK SPEZZANO, AGE: EIGHTEEN, LENGTH OF PENIS: SIX FOOT, YEARS SPENT CODING: THREE, INSPIRATION: ALL THE EURO GUYS. A LITTLE BIT ABOUT BLACKADDER: NAME: NATHAN GRANT, AGE: SEVENTEEN, LENGTH OF PENIS: I NEED AN ELECTRON MICROSCOPE TO TELL YA THAT! YEARS SPENT GRAFIXING: TWO, INSPIRATION: AGAIN ALL THE EURO GUYS! OK THIS DEMO ISNT ANYTHING SPECIAL, ITS JUST A SORT OF PRACTICE DEMO BEFORE WE START OUR NEXT DEMO, WHICH WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP. THE NEXT DEMO MAY FEATURE: VECTORS, TECH TECH, HEAPS COOL PICCIES, MULTI PLEXORS, DYCPS! PRETTY EASY BECAUSE WE CAN ALREADY DO ALL OF THIS ANYWAY! IF ANYONE WANTS TO VOTE FOR THIS DEMO REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR LITHIUM NOT KULT! HEY, FUCK VOTING ALTOGETHER! IF YOU HAVE URGENT NEEDS TO CONTACT EITHER BLACKADDER OR SIR LANCELOT THEN LOOK IN THE END PART! SO HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT CREATING THIS DEMO FROM ABSOULTELY NOTHING? WE FEEL BUGGERED! ITS TAKEN LONG ENOUGH JUST TO GET THIS LAME PART TOGETHER! WE HOPE YOU FIND THE LEMMINGS AMUSING THOUGH WE ADMIT THIS SCREEN IS PRETTY BLANK AND WE DID NOT REALIZE THAT IT WOULD TURN OUT THIS WAY! OKAY ON TO SOMETHING MORE EXCITING..... FIRSTLY HELLO TO ALL THE SCENERS WORLDWIDE, ESPECIALLY THE GUYS IN LITHIUM! WE HOPE THIS DEMO DOES ITS BEST TO ENLIGHTEN YOUR DAY! REMEMBER: A DEMO A DAY HELPS YOU WORK REST AND PLAY! IF YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR INTO THE TEXT YOU ARE EITHER BLOODY CRAZY, NUTS OR APPRIECIATE GOOD LITERACY SKILLS! NOT THAT A PASS IN PES OR SAS ENGLISH MEANS JACK ANYWAY! SO DO YOU FIND THE MUZAK GOOD? WELL YOU SHOULD! DONE BY NEPTUNE ESPECIALLY FOR US! AND WE DO FEEL HONOURED AS SOME OF NEPTUNES EXAM REVISION TIME WAS TAKEN UP DOING IT FOR THIS DEMO! NOW FOR OUR POLITICAL VIEWS ON THE SCENE: THERE ARE TOOOOOOOOOO MANY DISK MAGS, WE DONT PERSONALLY MIND BECAUSE THIS SHOWS THAT THE SCENE IS STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE. WE JUST THINK THAT THERE SHOULD BE MORE DEMOS PRODUCED IN AUSTRALIA. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THOSE COOL NEW GAMES ENTERING THE COUNTRY? WE ARE KILLING OURSELVES FOR LEMMINGS AND MAYHEM IN MONSTERLAND, NOT THAT WE DO ANY PIRATING OF COURSE. SOMETHINGS THAT WE HAVE SEEN INCLUDING DISK MAGS AND DEMOS HAVE BEEN PRETTY SHIT. WE REALIZE THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE LEARNING, CAUSE WE ARE TOO, BUT THING LIKE RIPPING DONT GO DOWN WELL WITH US. BLACKADDER JUST FARTED! PHEW! WHAT A HUM DINGER! WELL WE COULD DRIBBLE SHIT FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE MEMORY IS GETTING LOW. LAST WORDS: PLEASE DONT JUDGE THIS TO HARD AND WATCH OUT FOR A BETTER DEMO SOON. BYE -
KH AX - TTTTTTTFA[P/MA MB7N - TTTTTTTFA[P/MA MB7N% - TTTTTTTFA[P/MA MB7 - YO IT'S SIR LANCELOT OF LITHIUM HERE ON THE KEYS. WELCOME TO A NICE LITTLE PART CALLED ... LEMMING MASSACRE! PRODUCED BY LITHIUM AUSTRALIA OKAY, YOU CAN SOON PRESS THE LONG ONE TO EXIT THE PART... BUT, IF YOU WAIT UNTIL ALL OF THE LEMMINGS ARE IN THEIR CORRECT POSITIONS THEN YOU CAN START HAVIN' SOME FUN KICKING THE LITTLE LEMMING'S BLUE BUTTS! USE YOUR JOYDICK IN PORT TWO AND BLOW THE FUCK OUT OF 'EM WHEN THE AIMER APPEARS! KILL THE BLOCKERS LAST! OR YOU CAN PRESS SPACE (AFTER THEY ARE ALL ON THE SCREEN) TO NUKE THEM. NICE AND DEMENTED! CREDITS FOR THIS PART... CODE BY SIR LANCELOT GRAFIX BY THE BLACKADDER MUSIC BY NEPTUNE THE MOST DIFFICULT THING WAS GETTING ALL FOURTY THREE (INCLUDING AIMER) MULTIPLEXED SPRITES TO MOVE AND ANIMATE WITHOUT CHEWING UP TOO MUCH RASTERTIME... BUT, OF COURSE I MANAGED TO PULL IT OFF QUITE NICELY. THE REST WAS PRETTY SIMPLE. THIS 
KH AX - TTTTTTTFA[P/MA MB7N - TTTTTTTFA[P/MA MB7N% - TTTTTTTFA[P/MA MB7 - YO IT'S SIR LANCELOT OF LITHIUM HERE ON THE KEYS. WELCOME TO A NICE LITTLE PART CALLED ... LEMMING MASSACRE! PRODUCED BY LITHIUM AUSTRALIA OKAY, YOU CAN SOON PRESS THE LONG ONE TO EXIT THE PART... BUT, IF YOU WAIT UNTIL ALL OF THE LEMMINGS ARE IN THEIR CORRECT POSITIONS THEN YOU CAN START HAVIN' SOME FUN KICKING THE LITTLE LEMMING'S BLUE BUTTS! USE YOUR JOYDICK IN PORT TWO AND BLOW THE FUCK OUT OF 'EM WHEN THE AIMER APPEARS! KILL THE BLOCKERS LAST! OR YOU CAN PRESS SPACE (AFTER THEY ARE ALL ON THE SCREEN) TO NUKE THEM. NICE AND DEMENTED! CREDITS FOR THIS PART... CODE BY SIR LANCELOT GRAFIX BY THE BLACKADDER MUSIC BY NEPTUNE THE MOST DIFFICULT THING WAS GETTING ALL FOURTY THREE (INCLUDING AIMER) MULTIPLEXED SPRITES TO MOVE AND ANIMATE WITHOUT CHEWING UP TOO MUCH RASTERTIME... BUT, OF COURSE I MANAGED TO PULL IT OFF QUITE NICELY. THE REST WAS PRETTY SIMPLE. THIS 
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