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- - WELCOME TO KOMAGUTT.KOMAGUTT IS A DEMO WHICH CONTAINS SOME BAD AND SOME GOOD PARTS,NOT TOO MUCH OF GOOD CODING,BUT THANX TO PROXXON,IT WILL APPEAR.I (YUGGOTH) HAVE CODED THIS INTRO,THE MUSIC BY SLARK,LOGO BY BUDDHA,CHARS BY ME AND BUDDHA AND SPRITES BY ME.NOW I'LL LEAVE A FEW BYTES FOR ---BUDDHA--- : LET'S GIVE A BIG CLAP IN OUR HANDS FOR THE ONLY ME.NOW YOGHURT AND I ARE HAVING A GREAT MUGGE MED SAFT. AU REVOIR....... - - ABCD EFGHI JKLMN OPQRSTUVWXYZ [/]^_ !"#$% &'()*+,-./0123456 789:; <=>? - - - - A B C D E F G H I J K L - HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MANAGE TO SIT COMPLETELY QUIET IN A DEADLY COLD CHURCH FROM ABOUT THE THIRTEENTH CENTURY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITHOUT MAKING ANY KINDS OF NOISES OR FALLING ASLEEP MAYBE FOR EVER WHILE MAKING A SOME KIND OF IMPROVISED ATTEMPT ON LISTENING TO A PRIEST LOOKING PERSON WHO IS VERY OLD AND WHO IS NOT ABLE TO TALK PROPERLY BECAUSE HE HAS FAR TOO MUCH GREEN CHEWING GUM IN HIS SLIMY MOUTH AND BECAUSE HE HAS ONLY ONE LEG LEFT AND AN INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT A LITTLE BIT BELOW ELEVEN POINT FOUR AND FINALLY AT LAST BUT NOT LEAST BECAUSE HIS OLD AND UGLY GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER HAS BEEN PUSHED DOWN AND TRAPPED INSIDE THE CRYPT TOGETHER WITH TWO IMPRACTICABLE AND STINKING DEAD NOT MUMBOJUMBO SPEAKING LAMERS STILL WAITING FOR COUSTEAU AND SOMEONE ELSE TO COME AND GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO EAT AND SOME OXYGEN CONTAINING FRESH AIR SO THAT THEIR POOR SOULS CAN FOREVER STAY LAME AND REST IN PIECES LEAVING THE SCENE TO US,THE SEVEN COOL ONE AND ONLY MEMBERS OF DIGITAL DESIGNS... - - . O - - K - - - L - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - IJKLIJIJMNKLOPKLIQKLIJP - UVWXUVUVWXWX WXUYZXUV[/ UVWXUY]^_!"#UVUVWXUVWX_!"# - CCDDEEFFGGHHIJJKKL/ - SUG EN ELG MED EN HJULVISPP - THIS IS YUGGOTH OF DIGITAL DESIGNS WITH ANOTHER PARTX - CODE VISUEL ART AND IDEAS BY ME NOISE BY SHARKP :SPACE TO GO ONT - THIS PART WAS MENT TO BE IN MY SOLO DEMO CALLED DIGNIFIEDL C - BUT I LOST THE DISK AND WHEN I FOUND IT THE OTHER DAY I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO USE IT THOUGH IT IS NOT A GOOD PARTT C - NOW FUCK A ELF OR KICK SPACE WITH YOUR NOSE HAIRS TO LOAD THE NEXT AMAZING PARTS CODED BY ME FATHER DAGON SHARK AND PROXXONT C - THIS CHARSET WAS REALTIME CALCULATED BY A RANDOM CODED AMIGA PROGRAM WHICH WAS TRANSFERED TO THE SIXTY FOUR BY MY DOG, - BY EVERYBODY AND TTS - THIS IS ONLY A HALF SERIOUS PARTY DEMO - DISKERROR. CAN'T FIND A NEW DEMO FILE. - PLEASE TURN DISK OR PUT IN A NEW DEMO - FROM DIGITAL DESIGNS. *PRESS SPACE*L - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MANAGE TO SIT COMPLETELY QUIET IN A DEADLY COLD CHURCH FROM ABOUT THE THIRTEENTH CENTURY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITHOUT MAKING ANY KINDS OF NOISES OR FALLING ASLEEP MAYBE FOR EVER WHILE MAKING A SOME KIND OF IMPROVISED ATTEMPT ON LISTENING TO A PRIEST LOOKING PERSON WHO IS VERY OLD AND WHO IS NOT ABLE TO TALK PROPERLY BECAUSE HE HAS FAR TOO MUCH GREEN CHEWING GUM IN HIS SLIMY MOUTH AND BECAUSE HE HAS ONLY ONE LEG LEFT AND AN INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT A LITTLE BIT BELOW ELEVEN POINT FOUR AND FINALLY AT LAST BUT NOT LEAST BECAUSE HIS OLD AND UGLY GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER HAS BEEN PUSHED DOWN AND TRAPPED INSIDE THE CRYPT TOGETHER WITH TWO IMPRACTICABLE AND STINKING DEAD NOT MUMBOJUMBO SPEAKING LAMERS STILL WAITING FOR COUSTEAU AND SOMEONE ELSE TO COME AND GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO EAT AND SOME OXYGEN CONTAINING FRESH AIR SO THAT THEIR POOR SOULS CAN FOREVER STAY LAME AND REST IN PIECES LEAVING THE SCENE TO US,THE SEVEN COOL ONE AND ONLY MEMBERS OF DIGITAL DESIGNSL. - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - IJKLIJIJMNKLOPKLIQKLIJP - UVWXUVUVWXWX WXUYZXUV[/ UVWXUY]^_!"#UVUVWXUVWX_!"# - CCDDEEFFGGHHIJJKKL/ - SUG EN ELG MED EN HJULVISPP - THIS IS YUGGOTH OF DIGITAL DESIGNS WITH ANOTHER PARTX - CODE VISUEL ART AND IDEAS BY ME NOISE BY SHARKP :SPACE TO GO ONT - THIS PART WAS MENT TO BE IN MY SOLO DEMO CALLED DIGNIFIEDL C - BUT I LOST THE DISK AND WHEN I FOUND IT THE OTHER DAY I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO USE IT THOUGH IT IS NOT A GOOD PARTT C - NOW FUCK A ELF OR KICK SPACE WITH YOUR NOSE HAIRS TO LOAD THE NEXT AMAZING PARTS CODED BY ME FATHER DAGON SHARK AND PROXXONT C - THIS CHARSET WAS REALTIME CALCULATED BY A RANDOM CODED AMIGA PROGRAM WHICH WAS TRANSFERED TO THE SIXTY FOUR BY MY DOG, - BY EVERYBODY AND TTS - THIS IS ONLY A HALF SERIOUS PARTY DEMO - DISKERROR. CAN'T FIND A NEW DEMO FILE. - PLEASE TURN DISK OR PUT IN A NEW DEMO - FROM DIGITAL DESIGNS. *PRESS SPACE*L -
HELLO HERE IS A COOL UPSCROLLER MADE BY FATHER DAGON OF... DIGITAL DESIGNS CHARS BY YUGGOTH.... MUSIC BY SHARK CLOCKS BY F.DAGON DD UPDATES LLOYD IS NOW NAMED YUGGOTH TPO IS NOW NAMED PROXXON HARDWARE LIST: 6 COMMODORE 64 5 1541 II 1 1541 5 ACTION REPLAY 5/6 3 FINAL CARTRIDGE 3 5 TELLY'S 5 256 K X-RAM 1 YAMAHA PCM 1 JIFFY DOS 1 TRANS-ASSEMBLER 2 DATEL SAMPLERS 7 JOYSTICKS 3 CAMERAS 1 STEREO MEMBERS OF DD ARE : FATHER DAGON -M.CODER,GRAPHICAN, SAMPLERMUSICIAN, PAPER-ARTIST&SWAPPER ,CRACKER YUGGOTH : -SB.CODER,GRAPHICAN SWAPPER,SAMPLER- MUSICIAN&SHORT- CIRCUIT MAKER PROXXON : -V.CODER,NON BEER DRINKER,HARDWARE FIXER,BERGENFAEN& MEGASLEEPER ABBOT : -SWAPPER,SWOPPER "YOUNG'N'BROKE" SHARK : -BG.CODER,NOISEMAKER ,DILDO FIXER,PEDO- SEXUAL,GRAPHICAN, SWAPPER,CRACKER, (MEGASLOWCODER)& LAWNMOWERDEALER. MEATBALL : -LEADER,S.CODER, SWAPPER,GRAPHICAN, CRACKER&...&.&.... BUDDHA : -TS.GRAPHICAN, G.SWAPPER,SAMPLER- MUSICAN,C.GUM& TURTLEDEALER. -*-------*----------------*- F.DAGON IS NOW PLAYING WITH BUDDHA'S "KULLPADDE" -*----------------*- DIGITAL DESIGNS HAS AN AVARAGE AGE OF : 20.28571429 YEAR (142YEARS/7MEN) TIME IS RUNNING FAST (AS YOU SEE), SO WE'LL CARRY ON WITH OUR "CHAT PART" - G TRULS WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING - JES AI DU. AND THAT'S ABOUT THE WEATHER. YOU OBVIOUSLY FORGOT ABOUT THE TYPHOONS,THE SNOWING AND ALL THE POLAR BEARS WALKING AROUND EATING PEOPLE IN THE STREETS AND IN OUR GA - TJENA GRABBAR! HERE IS HMM WELL I HOPE YOU CAN READ THE SPRITE ABOVE, I'M FATHER DAGON. IF YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES WE HAVE GOT 2 NEW MEMBERS IN DD RIGHT YUGGOTH - YES.. I MEAN NO, YOU SEE I HAVE CHANGED MY NAME FROM LLOYD TO YUGGOTH AND TPO HAS CHANGED HIS NAME TO PROXXON.. SHARK HAVE NOT CHANGED HIS NAME(YET?),OR HAVE YOU? - D NOPE, I'M STILL USING MY OLD HANDLE (YES I DO GO SHOPPING SOME TIMES) WELL,I'VE JUST BEEN HOSTING THE NEW YORK BIG BANG BURGER BAR,AND THEY HAD SOME DELICIOUS BIG BANG BURGERS THERE (ACTUALLY THEY TASTED LIKE SHIT,BUT I'M BEING PAYED TO SAY THEY ARE RHAA-LOVELY!!) WELL,GOTTA CHASE SOME BURGERS - NOW SHARK'S CHASING DISK BURGERS WHILE TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING,I THINK IT MUST BE A DISK (NOT ANY BURGERS) - DISK-DASK-DUSK-FADERULLANDEI THIS IS ME THE PR... (URKHHAAARRGHHH!!!) NO,NO IT IS OFCOURSE PROXXON!! - HIS NAME SHOULD REALLY HAVE BEEN 'SLEEPER',BECAUSE HE - D.I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND... - THAT'S RIGHT,'COZ HE SLEEPS ALL THE TIME DON'T YOU ? - BULLSHIT! CHICKENSHIT!!! - HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR 24 HOURS!! IT IS NOT SO MUCH BUT I HAVE CODED MOST OF THE TIME TODAY ME, BUDDHA, SHARK AND YOGHURT ( - E?) WENT BY BOAT (A SMALL ONE) TO ARENDAL TO BUY DISKS. THEY WERE VERY EXENSIVE (55 NKR FOR TEN) BUT THEY WAS THE CHEAPEST ONES HARK!! - VAD I HELVETE MENAR DU MED HARK? - I GOT A DISK IN MY THROAT!! - OOHHH! BUT I THOUGHT THAT WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO SWALLOW A DISK IT WOULD SOUND LIKE KHGFJKFD! - BUT IT DOESN'T BECAUSE HE IS SO FUCKING BIG IN HIS MOUTH - PISSPREIK, I HAVE MEASURED, AND THE BIGGEST THING I GOT DOWN MY THROAT WAS A 1541.. BAH! - AND I SAW THE LIGHT! (SORRY LIGHT!), ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYING.. HEY I REALISED THAT I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING, SHARK (HAJ, HAI, REKIN, REQUIN, HAI, TIBURON) IS NOW TRYING TO CODE A ROUTINE WHICH I ALREADY CAN (HE, HE, HE) HMM I THINK A MINOR GOD SHALL SAY SOMETHING NOW - HAI (NOT YOU,SHARK!!) THE MINOR GOD AND THE LEADING TYGGEGUMMI DEALER OF THE UNIVERSE ON THE AIR.. OUR DEAR YOGHURT IS SLEEPING AND IT'S ALL PRETTY QUIET AROUND, EXCEPT ALL THESE BORING SOUNDS OF SNORING AND FARTING. LET'S GET SOME ACTION SOMEBODY!!! - TALKING ABOUT THE SUBJECT OF FARTING, EARLIER THIS MORNING I WAS SLEEPING LIKE A BIG,HUGE,EXTREMELY LARGE SPERM-WHALE,WHEN I SUDDENLY - HAHAF.DAGON IS DESTROYING SHARKS TEXT AND HERE IS - BUDDHA. YOU SEE I'LL HELP F.DAGON A LITTLE WITH RUINING SHARK'S TEXT. HE IS STANDING BEHIND ME AND HE IS WILD. GOD I HOPE HE WON'T EAT ME FOR DOING THIS - OH, YOU LOUSY STUPIMEGA FARTING ASSHOLES!!! STOP THIS SHIT! - E WELL, AS I WAS SAYING, I WAS IN BED WHEN I SUDDENLY HEARD THIS MARVELLOUS,BIG,INDEED VERY LARGE BANG!!! - D SOME MOMENTS AFTER THAT IT WAS SMELLING LIKE IF A HORSE WITH ANALTROUBLES HAD DONE SOME EXTRAORDINARY,EXTRAVAGANZA REALTIME FARTING IN MY BEDROOM - E. ATLEAST I THOUGHT IT WAS A HORSE,BUT ACTUALLY IT SHOWED UP TO BE PROXXON (THE SNORER) - THANK YOU STEFAN, GUESS WHO WOKE UP FIRST THIS MORNING? - WHO?? TELL US PLEASE!! - WE WANT TO KNOW! - ME! OFCOURSE!! - ABOUT THE FARTING STUFF... D O N T BELEIVETHE - HERE PROXXON SHOWS US A GREAT EXAMPLE OF MIS-SPELLING. HE TRIED TO WRITE 'BELIEVE'. I GUESS YOU SAW THE RESULT AND IT WAS NOT VERY IMPRESSIVE - D KEEP YOUR SHITTY FINGERS WHERE YOU USED TO PLACE THEM, IN YOUR - WHAT??? WHERE??? - IN OUR NOSES SO WE DON'T HAVE TO SMELL YOU KNOW WHAT! (I'M TALKING ABOUT PROXXON'S GAS ATTACK ON SHARK) - GAS ATTACK?? I WAS JUST TRYING TO CLEAN UP THE AIR AFTER (S)HARKS SOCKS - FISH WEARING SOCKS IS NEW TO ME, BUT AFTER ALL (S)HARK IS STRANGE. NOW, AFTER TWO HOURS, YOGHURT HAS RISEN FROM HIS WONDERLAND (OR IS IT JERKLAND OR EVEN POLAND?) NOW SHARK'S GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO - LATER, BECOUSE FATHER DAGON IS EXPLAINING SOME NOTEMAKINSHIT FOR SHARK - OH,YEAH? ME WEARING OLD HORNY PRIEST LOOKING SOCKS BOUGHT AT REMA 1000 FOR ONLY 19,90 NKR.? NOW BLOODY HORSELOOKING WAY! I'M ONLY DOING MY SHOPPING AT THE LOCAL STATOIL STATION,AND I'M ONLY PAYING 15,99 NKR. FOR THE SOCKS THERE!!! - D HEJSAN STEFAN!! - OH ATLAST ITS MY TURN TO WRITE. I'M TRYING TO CONVINCE GLENN TO USE MY WAY OF CODING, BUT HE IS STUBBON, HE SITS AND CODE A EASY THING BUT HAVE HOOKED UP ON ONE THING. WELL LET HIM SIT AND CODE. I HAVE ONLY SOME HOURS LEFT HERE IN NORWAY AND I'M GOING HOME TO SWEDEN (DU GAMLA, DU FRIA - D.) HE, HE THEY (TRULS & TORE) PROMISED ME SUNSHINE AND GOOD WEATHER BUT WHEN I ARRIVED, FIRST COLD, THEN RAINING. WELL I GOT ONE DAY OF SUNSHINE.. I THING TRULS WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING - JES AI DU. AND THAT'S ABOUT THE WEATHER. YOU OBVIOUSLY FORGOT ABOUT THE TYPHOONS,THE SNOWING AND ALL THE POLAR BEARS WALKING AROUND EATING PEOPLE IN THE STREETS AND IN OUR GARDEN (BY THE WAY, WHERE IS TORE?) WE GOT MANY MANY HOURS OF SUNSHINE. YOU MUST BLAME ALL THE BAD WEATHER ON ROLF, HE DRAGGED ALL THE RAIN WITH HIM FROM BERGEN (BERGENFAEN!). HE HAS OPENED THE DOOR ALL THE TIME TO LET ALL THESNOW AND THE BEARS IN TO EAT US - FINALLY I'M AWAKE - I,YUGGOTH,REMEBER ME? SURE YOU DO. DID YOU KNOW THAT SHITING AFTER SLEEPING - NO WE DIDN'T. WE THOUGHT A POLAR-BEAR HAD SWALLOWED YOU, BUT OBVIOUSLY THE OPPOSITE MUST HAVE HAPPENED. YOU ARE HERE AND THE POLAR-BEAR IS GONE. - FUCK OFF LUDDHA,NOW IT'S MY TURN WRITING,NOT YOURS. WERE AM I? - D I DON'T KNOW.LET'S HAVE THE CREDITS : CODING BY LLOYD,GRAPHICS BY B0DDHU AND MUSIC BY SLARK.. - F YOU HAVE PRESSED SPACE HAVEN'T YOU.AND OFCOURSE NOTHING HAPPENED,BUT IF YOU TRY PRESSING LEFT ARROW AND 1 THEN - D. CHECK IT OUT. WHAT HAPPENS THEN? NOTHING. I OUGHT TO FINNISH THIS DEMO NOW... HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED IT. GODNIGHT. - FLAPS TO THE NEXT TIME - HELLO HERE IS A COOL - T UPSCROLLER MADE BY - V FATHER DAGON OF... - V DIGITAL DESIGNS - Y CHARS BY YUGGOTH - T MUSIC BY SHARK - Z CLOCKS BY F.DAGON - ^ LLOYD IS NOW NAMED - ! TPO IS NOW NAMED - " 5 ACTION REPLAY 5/6 - U 3 FINAL CARTRIDGE 3 - ] 1 TRANS-ASSEMBLER - W 2 DATEL SAMPLERS - MEMBERS OF DD ARE : - / -M.CODER,GRAPHICAN, - U SAMPLERMUSICIAN, - X PAPER-ARTIST&SWAPPER - _ -SB.CODER,GRAPHICAN - U SWAPPER,SAMPLER- - X MUSICIAN&SHORT- - _ -V.CODER,NON BEER - W DRINKER,HARDWARE - X FIXER,BERGENFAEN& - ! -SWAPPER,SWOPPER - X "YOUNG'N'BROKE" - ! -BG.CODER,NOISEMAKER - T ,DILDO FIXER,PEDO- - V SEXUAL,GRAPHICAN, - W SWAPPER,CRACKER, - X (MEGASLOWCODER)& - X LAWNMOWERDEALER. - ^ -LEADER,S.CODER, - X SWAPPER,GRAPHICAN, - -TS.GRAPHICAN, - Z G.SWAPPER,SAMPLER- - V MUSICAN,C.GUM& - T F.DAGON IS NOW - / BUDDHA'S "KULLPADDE" - < DIGITAL DESIGNS HAS - U AN AVARAGE AGE OF : - TIME IS RUNNING FAST - [ SO WE'LL CARRY ON - W WITH OUR "CHAT PART" - G TRULS WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING - JES AI DU. AND THAT'S ABOUT THE WEATHER. YOU OBVIOUSLY FORGOT ABOUT THE TYPHOONS,THE SNOWING AND ALL THE POLAR BEARS WALKING AROUND EATING PEOPLE IN THE STREETS AND IN OUR GA - TJENA GRABBAR! HERE IS HMM WELL I HOPE YOU CAN READ THE SPRITE ABOVE, I'M FATHER DAGON. IF YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES WE HAVE GOT 2 NEW MEMBERS IN DD RIGHT YUGGOTH - YES.. I MEAN NO, YOU SEE I HAVE CHANGED MY NAME FROM LLOYD TO YUGGOTH AND TPO HAS CHANGED HIS NAME TO PROXXON.. SHARK HAVE NOT CHANGED HIS NAME(YET?),OR HAVE YOU? - D NOPE, I'M STILL USING MY OLD HANDLE (YES I DO GO SHOPPING SOME TIMES) WELL,I'VE JUST BEEN HOSTING THE NEW YORK BIG BANG BURGER BAR,AND THEY HAD SOME DELICIOUS BIG BANG BURGERS THERE (ACTUALLY THEY TASTED LIKE SHIT,BUT I'M BEING PAYED TO SAY THEY ARE RHAA-LOVELY!!) WELL,GOTTA CHASE SOME BURGERS - NOW SHARK'S CHASING DISK BURGERS WHILE TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING,I THINK IT MUST BE A DISK (NOT ANY BURGERS) - DISK-DASK-DUSK-FADERULLANDEI THIS IS ME THE PR... (URKHHAAARRGHHH!!!) NO,NO IT IS OFCOURSE PROXXON!! - HIS NAME SHOULD REALLY HAVE BEEN 'SLEEPER',BECAUSE HE - D.I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND... - THAT'S RIGHT,'COZ HE SLEEPS ALL THE TIME DON'T YOU ? - BULLSHIT! CHICKENSHIT!!! - HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR 24 HOURS!! IT IS NOT SO MUCH BUT I HAVE CODED MOST OF THE TIME TODAY ME, BUDDHA, SHARK AND YOGHURT ( - E?) WENT BY BOAT (A SMALL ONE) TO ARENDAL TO BUY DISKS. THEY WERE VERY EXENSIVE (55 NKR FOR TEN) BUT THEY WAS THE CHEAPEST ONES HARK!! - VAD I HELVETE MENAR DU MED HARK? - I GOT A DISK IN MY THROAT!! - OOHHH! BUT I THOUGHT THAT WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO SWALLOW A DISK IT WOULD SOUND LIKE KHGFJKFD! - BUT IT DOESN'T BECAUSE HE IS SO FUCKING BIG IN HIS MOUTH - PISSPREIK, I HAVE MEASURED, AND THE BIGGEST THING I GOT DOWN MY THROAT WAS A 1541.. BAH! - AND I SAW THE LIGHT! (SORRY LIGHT!), ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYING.. HEY I REALISED THAT I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING, SHARK (HAJ, HAI, REKIN, REQUIN, HAI, TIBURON) IS NOW TRYING TO CODE A ROUTINE WHICH I ALREADY CAN (HE, HE, HE) HMM I THINK A MINOR GOD SHALL SAY SOMETHING NOW - HAI (NOT YOU,SHARK!!) THE MINOR GOD AND THE LEADING TYGGEGUMMI DEALER OF THE UNIVERSE ON THE AIR.. OUR DEAR YOGHURT IS SLEEPING AND IT'S ALL PRETTY QUIET AROUND, EXCEPT ALL THESE BORING SOUNDS OF SNORING AND FARTING. LET'S GET SOME ACTION SOMEBODY!!! - TALKING ABOUT THE SUBJECT OF FARTING, EARLIER THIS MORNING I WAS SLEEPING LIKE A BIG,HUGE,EXTREMELY LARGE SPERM-WHALE,WHEN I SUDDENLY - HAHAF.DAGON IS DESTROYING SHARKS TEXT AND HERE IS - BUDDHA. YOU SEE I'LL HELP F.DAGON A LITTLE WITH RUINING SHARK'S TEXT. HE IS STANDING BEHIND ME AND HE IS WILD. GOD I HOPE HE WON'T EAT ME FOR DOING THIS - OH, YOU LOUSY STUPIMEGA FARTING ASSHOLES!!! STOP THIS SHIT! - E WELL, AS I WAS SAYING, I WAS IN BED WHEN I SUDDENLY HEARD THIS MARVELLOUS,BIG,INDEED VERY LARGE BANG!!! - D SOME MOMENTS AFTER THAT IT WAS SMELLING LIKE IF A HORSE WITH ANALTROUBLES HAD DONE SOME EXTRAORDINARY,EXTRAVAGANZA REALTIME FARTING IN MY BEDROOM - E. ATLEAST I THOUGHT IT WAS A HORSE,BUT ACTUALLY IT SHOWED UP TO BE PROXXON (THE SNORER) - THANK YOU STEFAN, GUESS WHO WOKE UP FIRST THIS MORNING? - WHO?? TELL US PLEASE!! - WE WANT TO KNOW! - ME! OFCOURSE!! - ABOUT THE FARTING STUFF... D O N T BELEIVETHE - HERE PROXXON SHOWS US A GREAT EXAMPLE OF MIS-SPELLING. HE TRIED TO WRITE 'BELIEVE'. I GUESS YOU SAW THE RESULT AND IT WAS NOT VERY IMPRESSIVE - D KEEP YOUR SHITTY FINGERS WHERE YOU USED TO PLACE THEM, IN YOUR - WHAT??? WHERE??? - IN OUR NOSES SO WE DON'T HAVE TO SMELL YOU KNOW WHAT! (I'M TALKING ABOUT PROXXON'S GAS ATTACK ON SHARK) - GAS ATTACK?? I WAS JUST TRYING TO CLEAN UP THE AIR AFTER (S)HARKS SOCKS - FISH WEARING SOCKS IS NEW TO ME, BUT AFTER ALL (S)HARK IS STRANGE. NOW, AFTER TWO HOURS, YOGHURT HAS RISEN FROM HIS WONDERLAND (OR IS IT JERKLAND OR EVEN POLAND?) NOW SHARK'S GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO - LATER, BECOUSE FATHER DAGON IS EXPLAINING SOME NOTEMAKINSHIT FOR SHARK - OH,YEAH? ME WEARING OLD HORNY PRIEST LOOKING SOCKS BOUGHT AT REMA 1000 FOR ONLY 19,90 NKR.? NOW BLOODY HORSELOOKING WAY! I'M ONLY DOING MY SHOPPING AT THE LOCAL STATOIL STATION,AND I'M ONLY PAYING 15,99 NKR. FOR THE SOCKS THERE!!! - D HEJSAN STEFAN!! - OH ATLAST ITS MY TURN TO WRITE. I'M TRYING TO CONVINCE GLENN TO USE MY WAY OF CODING, BUT HE IS STUBBON, HE SITS AND CODE A EASY THING BUT HAVE HOOKED UP ON ONE THING. WELL LET HIM SIT AND CODE. I HAVE ONLY SOME HOURS LEFT HERE IN NORWAY AND I'M GOING HOME TO SWEDEN (DU GAMLA, DU FRIA - D.) HE, HE THEY (TRULS & TORE) PROMISED ME SUNSHINE AND GOOD WEATHER BUT WHEN I ARRIVED, FIRST COLD, THEN RAINING. WELL I GOT ONE DAY OF SUNSHINE.. I THING TRULS WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING - JES AI DU. AND THAT'S ABOUT THE WEATHER. YOU OBVIOUSLY FORGOT ABOUT THE TYPHOONS,THE SNOWING AND ALL THE POLAR BEARS WALKING AROUND EATING PEOPLE IN THE STREETS AND IN OUR GARDEN (BY THE WAY, WHERE IS TORE?) WE GOT MANY MANY HOURS OF SUNSHINE. YOU MUST BLAME ALL THE BAD WEATHER ON ROLF, HE DRAGGED ALL THE RAIN WITH HIM FROM BERGEN (BERGENFAEN!). HE HAS OPENED THE DOOR ALL THE TIME TO LET ALL THESNOW AND THE BEARS IN TO EAT US - FINALLY I'M AWAKE - I,YUGGOTH,REMEBER ME? SURE YOU DO. DID YOU KNOW THAT SHITING AFTER SLEEPING - NO WE DIDN'T. WE THOUGHT A POLAR-BEAR HAD SWALLOWED YOU, BUT OBVIOUSLY THE OPPOSITE MUST HAVE HAPPENED. YOU ARE HERE AND THE POLAR-BEAR IS GONE. - FUCK OFF LUDDHA,NOW IT'S MY TURN WRITING,NOT YOURS. WERE AM I? - D I DON'T KNOW.LET'S HAVE THE CREDITS : CODING BY LLOYD,GRAPHICS BY B0DDHU AND MUSIC BY SLARK.. - F YOU HAVE PRESSED SPACE HAVEN'T YOU.AND OFCOURSE NOTHING HAPPENED,BUT IF YOU TRY PRESSING LEFT ARROW AND 1 THEN - D. CHECK IT OUT. WHAT HAPPENS THEN? NOTHING. I OUGHT TO FINNISH THIS DEMO NOW... HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED IT. GODNIGHT. - FLAPS TO THE NEXT TIME -