Jason Dies by The Shadows
**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD: SEARCHING FOUND JASON DIES /TSW LOADING READY. RUN ANE FEELINGS..... AS ANGRY AS A (WEL - THE SOFTRUNNER 1 TO Z CHARTS GOING TO: 1001 BEASTY BOYS BWB DANISH GOLD CHRIS DOM. FAC FAIRLIGHT FANT.5 FRONT GRARDIA ONE DAY, WHEN JASON AND NEWTON WERE GATHERED, NEWTON WAS PLAYING SOME GAME ON HIS 64, WHILE JASON WAS LISTENING TO TRASH MUSIC, WATCHING A CHAINSAW-VIDEO AND DRINKING BEER. NEWTON WAS REALLY BORED OF ALL THE NOISE: ALL OF JASON'S HAPPY SHOUTS DURING A CHAINSAW-SCENE, THE TRASH MUSIC WHICH WAS SO LOUD THAT HIS DISK DRIVE BUMPED FIVE CENTIMETRES FOR EACH DRUM (VERY OFTEN) SO, NEWTON GOT MAD AND PULLED OUT THE ELECTICITY TO JASON'S VIDEO AND CASSETTE PLAYER. JASON JUMPED UP AT ONCE (IN A BLOODY ANGRY MOOD), TOOK THE NEAREST AXE, SLAMMED IT INTO NEWTON'S 64, MONITOR AND DISK DRIVE...... (AND PUSHED THE ELECTRICITY BACK INTO THE EL-SLOT) NEWTON COULDN'T BELIEVE HIS EYES, ALL HIS COMPUTER STUFF WAS MADE INTO JUNK....... AT THAT VERY MOMENT, NEWTON WAS SO SHOCKED, HE HAD NO HUMANE FEELINGS..... AS ANGRY AS A (WELL, IT ISN'T POSSIBLE TO EXPLAIN HOW ANGRY HE WAS, BUT HIS EYES WAS GLOWING RED, AND HIS FACE ALMOST BLUE!) HE RAN DOWN TO THE CELLAR, PICKED UP HIS FATHER'S CHAINSAW, RAN UP AGAIN AND BESIDE JASON'S ARM-CHAIR!!!! JASON GOT VERY AFRAID AND STARTED MOVING BACKWARDS. BUT...... TOO LATE.... NEWTON STARTED THE CHAINSAW AND DROVE IT INTO JASON'S BODY......... A VERY HIGH SCREAM WAS TO BE HEARD, AND THEN IT WAS ALL OVER.... JASON WAS DEAD.... AND THERE WAS BLOOD, MEAT, APPENDIX, HEART, GUTS, TONGUE, EYES, KIDNEYS AND ALL OTHER VISCERA STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE..... BUT..... NEWTON WAS SOOOOO HAPPY..... HE HAD FINALLY GOT RID OF - THAT, AFTER HIS MEANING: PERVERSE GUY..... SO, THAT'S THE WAY IT ALL ENDED....... (NO-ONE EVER FOUND JASON'S BODY, COZ NEWTON ATE ALL THE SPARE PARTS LYING AROUND FOR DINNER) THE, AFTER NEWTON'S MEANING: HAPPY END....... THE AUTHOR AND WRITER OF THIS STORY IS OMEGA SUPREME OF THE SHADOWS. ANY COMPLAINMENTS TO THIS STORY ARE ACCEPTED AGAINST A FEE ON 25000 KR.- (C) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO OMEGA SUPREME. NO DUPLICATION OR COPYING OF THIS WORK MAY BE DONE AT ALL! OMEGA SUPREME SIGNING OFF! - THE SOFTRUNNER 1 TO Z CHARTS GOING TO: 1001 BEASTY BOYS BWB DANISH GOLD CHRIS DOM. FAC FAIRLIGHT FANT.5 FRONT GRARDIA - ONE DAY, WHEN JASON AND NEWTON WERE GATHERED, NEWTON WAS PLAYING SOME GAME ON HIS 64, WHILE JASON WAS LISTENING TO TRASH MUSIC, WATCHING A CHAINSAW-VIDEO AND DRINKING BEER. - NEWTON WAS REALLY BORED OF ALL THE NOISE: ALL OF JASON'S HAPPY SHOUTS DURING A CHAINSAW-SCENE, THE TRASH MUSIC WHICH WAS SO LOUD THAT HIS DISK DRIVE BUMPED FIVE CENTIMETRES FOR EACH DRUM (VERY OFTEN) - SO, NEWTON GOT MAD AND PULLED OUT THE ELECTICITY TO JASON'S VIDEO AND CASSETTE PLAYER. - JASON JUMPED UP AT ONCE (IN A BLOODY ANGRY MOOD), TOOK THE NEAREST AXE, SLAMMED IT INTO NEWTON'S 64, MONITOR AND DISK DRIVE - 3 (AND PUSHED THE ELECTRICITY BACK INTO THE EL-SLOT) - NEWTON COULDN'T BELIEVE HIS EYES, ALL HIS COMPUTER STUFF WAS MADE INTO JUNK - AT THAT VERY MOMENT, NEWTON WAS SO SHOCKED, HE HAD NO HUMANE FEELINGS - AS ANGRY AS A (WELL, IT ISN'T POSSIBLE TO EXPLAIN HOW ANGRY HE WAS, BUT HIS EYES WAS GLOWING RED, AND HIS FACE ALMOST BLUE!) - HE RAN DOWN TO THE CELLAR, PICKED UP HIS FATHER'S CHAINSAW, RAN UP AGAIN AND BESIDE JASON'S ARM-CHAIR - 3JASON GOT VERY AFRAID AND STARTED MOVING BACKWARDS. - :NEWTON STARTED THE CHAINSAW AND DROVE IT INTO JASON'S BODY - <A VERY HIGH SCREAM WAS TO BE HEARD, AND THEN IT WAS ALL OVER - .JASON WAS DEAD - AND THERE WAS BLOOD, MEAT, APPENDIX, HEART, GUTS, TONGUE, EYES, KIDNEYS AND ALL OTHER VISCERA STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE - ?HE HAD FINALLY GOT RID OF - THAT, AFTER HIS MEANING: PERVERSE GUY - _SO, THAT'S THE WAY IT ALL ENDED - (NO-ONE EVER FOUND JASON'S BODY, COZ NEWTON ATE ALL THE SPARE PARTS LYING AROUND FOR DINNER) - &THE, AFTER NEWTON'S MEANING: HAPPY END - THE AUTHOR AND WRITER OF THIS STORY IS OMEGA SUPREME OF THE SHADOWS. - ANY COMPLAINMENTS TO THIS STORY ARE ACCEPTED AGAINST A FEE ON 25 - )(C) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO OMEGA SUPREME. - :NO DUPLICATION OR COPYING OF THIS WORK MAY BE DONE AT ALL! - :OMEGA SUPREME SIGNING OFF! -