In Cruel Affect by Albatros Electroniks
YATZHEE! HERE WE ARE AGAIN, JUST WHEN WE CAME BACK FROM OUR TOUR TO IKARI! NICE MEETIN'YA DUDES! WE HOPE YOU DON'T MIND WE USED YOUR INTRO'S! WE ARE NOW LOOKING BACK IN OUR DISK-BOXES... THEN WE WERE IN OUR KREW - AND WE WERE NO.1 IN NAME CHANGING! SOON A GERRY THE GERM SOUND SELECTOR WILL BE RELEASED CAUSE WE REALLY NEED TO SPREAD ROB'S HITS! WE IN - ARE IN FOR TEXT, SO SIT BACK AND RELAX CAUSE YOU WILL R E A D! MEN,WE SURE ARE FREAKING HERE AT SIMON'S PLACE! THREE FULL-SOUND CHIPS, AND SUM VISUAL SMOGG! WHEN I CAME OUT OF BED THIS MORNIN',I SURE LOOKED SLEEPY... WANNA KNOW WHY? WELL, I JUST CAME OUTTA BED! AFTER PLAYING OUTRUN THREE WEEX IN ITALY, THE 64 VERSION WOS S H I T! BUT SINCE YOU ALLREADY KNOW THAT FAX.. FOUR DAYZ, AND THEN ITS S C H O O L. YEGH, SPIT THAT WORD OUT! RATT AND BENN'S PHARAO DEMO IS NOW RUNNING MY OLD UGLY, STINKIN' 64(STILL 64 K RAM?) SKRAPPY SIMON IS NOW LOADING OUR LATEST(AFTER THIS 1)DEMO! JEWEL JEFF IS LISTENING TO NOTHING! WHY? HE'S A JEWEL! AND MORNIN'MARTIN ERE TYPIN'THE SPETTERS ER VANAF! YO TETRAGON JUDES! YOU'RE THE LAMEST FREAKZ WE KNOW IN EUROPE! YOU'RE DEMO'S ARE SHIT, AND YOU STILL BELIEVE IN SANTACLAUS, OR - JEP! ABOUT TG'S(TRIAD)MOTHER...: 'AFTER SUCKING ALL BROS MEMBERS, SHE NOW IS TO A DENTIST FOR REPAIRING HER TEETH... BROS MEMBERS ALWAYS HAVE ' - ' ON THEIR DIX! AND FLETCH:...IKARI RULES, STOP BORING EXCELL, LAMER! WE ARE NOW PLAYING YOU CRACK OF - , THE BEST GAME MADE BY A CREW EVER! LETS TRANSFER THIS SHIT TO $7300,COSS TMC: 'THATS....../SCOOP' MR.CURSOR! YO JUDE, SORRY.. YO DUDE! YOUR INTROS(DEMOS OR WOT ELSE)AR JEWISH! THE BABYLON SERIES AR SO DAMN LAME! BUT NEVER MIND! HEY SCOOP SPOOKEN! YOUR DEMO(THATS..)IS IN THE ZZAP! AND ZZAP IT IS! YOUR PICTURE WOS DEMOLISHED BY THAT STUPID DUDE CALLED: ...' - '... LETS DO SOME GREETINKS! HAPPY HOOKIN'Z TO: THE DOMINATORS(JCH), ALWAYS A SENDING, ALWAYS A SYMPATIQUE NOTE, ALWAYS FRIENDLY, ALWAYS LAME INTRO'S!(HMM, BAD JOKE!!!) 2000 A.D, MANIMAL, LONG TIME NO WATCH! FORGOT TO SEND BACK? NEVER MIND, I LIKE YOU!(DON'T GET STRANGE IDEAS JOHNNER!) ABOUT CHANNEL FOUR'S DEMOS:... NICE! HEY, WE HAVE A CHICKEN IN THE AIR... GET THAT EGG OUTTA HERE! SORRY JEWEL JEFF! THANX SKRAPPY SIMON! THE BOY JUST GAVE ME A SURPRISE! HOW NICE! NOW YOU WANNA KNOW WOT, DON'T YA? WELL, ITS A PIECE-A-BREAD!(EEN KORSTJE! JAJA!) ALIEN LIFE FORMS ARE DRIVING ME MAD! STUPPIT, JEFF! AND THEN SKRAPPER SIMY! HE'S BRAGGIN' ABOUT HAWK-DIE THAT HE DOESN'T GET HIS PUZZLE PIECEZ! RUNNING OUTTA TIME AND MEMORY! DON'T KNOW WOTTA WRITE... DO I EVER KNOW WOTTA WRITE? N O! SUM OTHER CHARZ! - BUT NOT UNEMPLOYED DJ-LAMERS, LIKE MIKER DJEE AND DUCK-JUDE SVEN! LONG LIVE ROMEO KNIGHT! ON MY TEXT MARTIN M. IS LIKE A PITBULL, I BITE HARD TO THE BEAT I WON'T LET YOU! CRASH! A PLANE ACCIDENT IN GERMANY... NICE SHOW ITALIANZ! HOW ABOUT THE SHOES? WHICH SHOES? LOOK ABOVE! ITZ VERY LATE, YES ITS HALF ELF, AND JEWEL JEFF GETS OUTTA ERE! WHY IS THERE A WOMAN LYING ON MY BED? WOT ARE YA DOING THERE? GET THE FOCK OUTTA BED BITCH! MY MUM JUST CLEANED IT! THOSE STUPID FEMALEZ! AND WOTS LYING IN YOUR BED, SIMON? WOT? NEVER MIND, WE'RE INTO DEMOS NOW, SO LETS GET TO THE BUSINESS! CREDITS: ALL BY ALBATROS! AND NOW A WORD TO THE GERMAN GIRLS WE MET ON HOLIDAY! WE KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A 64, SO YOU PROBABLY WON'T READ THIS! ANYWAY SUM GREETINKS TO YOU, AND STOP WITH YOUR PUSSY!(EH EH!) AFTER OUR LAME LIFE IN BEATLESS(WELL WOTS LAME?) WE DECIDED TO BUILD ALBATROS KREMATORIES... NOW WE ARE FULL-A-FRESH DEMO IDEAS, AND WE CODE LIKE AIDS( - ) ANYROAD... WE ARE GONE... G O N E.... WITH MY WIND! LETS QUIT THIS DEMO, AND SAVE IT ALL! AFTER WE FINISHED WITH A GOOD OLD $FF(DOES IT EVER STUPS?) O YEAH, DON'T SEND IN OCTOBRE, OKAY? BYE! - DYATZHEE! HERE WE ARE AGAIN, JUST WHEN WE CAME BACK FROM OUR TOUR TO IKARI! NICE MEETIN'YA DUDES! WE HOPE YOU DON'T MIND WE USED YOUR INTRO'S! WE ARE NOW LOOKING BACK IN OUR DISK-BOXES... THEN WE WERE IN OUR KREW - AND WE WERE NO.1 IN NAME CHANGING! SOON A GERRY THE GERM SOUND SELECTOR WILL BE RELEASED CAUSE WE REALLY NEED TO SPREAD ROB'S HITS! WE IN - ARE IN FOR TEXT, SO SIT BACK AND RELAX CAUSE YOU WILL R E A D! MEN,WE SURE ARE FREAKING HERE AT SIMON'S PLACE! THREE FULL-SOUND CHIPS, AND SUM VISUAL SMOGG! WHEN I CAME OUT OF BED THIS MORNIN',I SURE LOOKED SLEEPY... WANNA KNOW WHY? WELL, I JUST CAME OUTTA BED! AFTER PLAYING OUTRUN THREE WEEX IN ITALY, THE 64 VERSION WOS S H I T! BUT SINCE YOU ALLREADY KNOW THAT FAX.. FOUR DAYZ, AND THEN ITS S C H O O L. YEGH, SPIT THAT WORD OUT! RATT AND BENN'S PHARAO DEMO IS NOW RUNNING MY OLD UGLY, STINKIN' 64(STILL 64 K RAM?) SKRAPPY SIMON IS NOW LOADING OUR LATEST(AFTER THIS 1)DEMO! JEWEL JEFF IS LISTENING TO NOTHING! WHY? HE'S A JEWEL! AND MORNIN'MARTIN ERE TYPIN'THE SPETTERS ER VANAF! YO TETRAGON JUDES! YOU'RE THE LAMEST FREAKZ WE KNOW IN EUROPE! YOU'RE DEMO'S ARE SHIT, AND YOU STILL BELIEVE IN SANTACLAUS, OR - JEP! ABOUT TG'S(TRIAD)MOTHER...: 'AFTER SUCKING ALL BROS MEMBERS, SHE NOW IS TO A DENTIST FOR REPAIRING HER TEETH... BROS MEMBERS ALWAYS HAVE ' - ' ON THEIR DIX! AND FLETCH:...IKARI RULES, STOP BORING EXCELL, LAMER! WE ARE NOW PLAYING YOU CRACK OF - , THE BEST GAME MADE BY A CREW EVER! LETS TRANSFER THIS SHIT TO $7300,COSS TMC: 'THATS - .F/SCOOP' MR.CURSOR! YO JUDE, SORRY.. YO DUDE! YOUR INTROS(DEMOS OR WOT ELSE)AR JEWISH! THE BABYLON SERIES AR SO DAMN LAME! BUT NEVER MIND! HEY SCOOP SPOOKEN! YOUR DEMO(THATS..)IS IN THE ZZAP! AND ZZAP IT IS! YOUR PICTURE WOS DEMOLISHED BY THAT STUPID DUDE CALLED: ...' - '... LETS DO SOME GREETINKS! HAPPY HOOKIN'Z TO: THE DOMINATORS(JCH), ALWAYS A SENDING, ALWAYS A SYMPATIQUE NOTE, ALWAYS FRIENDLY, ALWAYS LAME INTRO'S!(HMM, BAD JOKE!!!) 2000 A.D, MANIMAL, LONG TIME NO WATCH! FORGOT TO SEND BACK? NEVER MIND, I LIKE YOU!(DON'T GET STRANGE IDEAS JOHNNER!) ABOUT CHANNEL FOUR'S DEMOS:... NICE! HEY, WE HAVE A CHICKEN IN THE AIR... GET THAT EGG OUTTA HERE! SORRY JEWEL JEFF! THANX SKRAPPY SIMON! THE BOY JUST GAVE ME A SURPRISE! HOW NICE! NOW YOU WANNA KNOW WOT, DON'T YA? WELL, ITS A PIECE-A-BREAD!(EEN KORSTJE! JAJA!) ALIEN LIFE FORMS ARE DRIVING ME MAD! STUPPIT, JEFF! AND THEN SKRAPPER SIMY! HE'S BRAGGIN' ABOUT HAWK-DIE THAT HE DOESN'T GET HIS PUZZLE PIECEZ! RUNNING OUTTA TIME AND MEMORY! DON'T KNOW WOTTA WRITE... DO I EVER KNOW WOTTA WRITE? N O! SUM OTHER CHARZ! - BUT NOT UNEMPLOYED DJ-LAMERS, LIKE MIKER DJEE AND DUCK-JUDE SVEN! LONG LIVE ROMEO KNIGHT! ON MY TEXT MARTIN M. IS LIKE A PITBULL, I BITE HARD TO THE BEAT I WON'T LET YOU! CRASH! A PLANE ACCIDENT IN GERMANY... NICE SHOW ITALIANZ! HOW ABOUT THE SHOES? WHICH SHOES? LOOK ABOVE! ITZ VERY LATE, YES ITS HALF ELF, AND JEWEL JEFF GETS OUTTA ERE! WHY IS THERE A WOMAN LYING ON MY BED? WOT ARE YA DOING THERE? GET THE FOCK OUTTA BED BITCH! MY MUM JUST CLEANED IT! THOSE STUPID FEMALEZ! AND WOTS LYING IN YOUR BED, SIMON? WOT? NEVER MIND, WE'RE INTO DEMOS NOW, SO LETS GET TO THE BUSINESS! CREDITS: ALL BY ALBATROS! AND NOW A WORD TO THE GERMAN GIRLS WE MET ON HOLIDAY! WE KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A 64, SO YOU PROBABLY WON'T READ THIS! ANYWAY SUM GREETINKS TO YOU, AND STOP WITH YOUR PUSSY!(EH EH!) AFTER OUR LAME LIFE IN BEATLESS(WELL WOTS LAME?) WE DECIDED TO BUILD ALBATROS KREMATORIES... NOW WE ARE FULL-A-FRESH DEMO IDEAS, AND WE CODE LIKE AIDS( - ) ANYROAD... WE ARE GONE... G O N E - .D WITH MY WIND! LETS QUIT THIS DEMO, AND SAVE IT ALL! AFTER WE FINISHED WITH A GOOD OLD $FF(DOES IT EVER STUPS?) O YEAH, DON'T SEND IN OCTOBRE, OKAY? BYE! -