Holy Spirit by Beyond Force
OCKHOLM'S METRO-STATION I DID THE SAME T - IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BEING AN EDITO - ,,,, - - - - - - - ,,,, - THIS IS HAZOR TELLING YOU WHAT SMELLMACHINE IS DOING NOW! HE IS TRYING TO READ COMIC BUT AS YOU KNOW HE ONLY LOOKS THE PICTURES COZ HE IS SO POOR THAT HE CAN'T READ ANYTHING! HE JUST TRIED TO READ THIS TEXT I WROTE BUT HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THIS COZ HE ONLY SAID : HMMM ... LET ME TELL YOU A FUNNY THING WHICH HAPPENED EARLIER TODAY! OH SHIT HE WANTS TO TELL IT TO YOU HIMSELF SO I LET HIM TO DO IT .... - ZARK! THE SMELL-MACHINE GRENDEL IS HERE TO STINK! HAZOR'S LAMESHITHEADIDIOT! HIS BROTHER OFFERED ME SOME FOOD, AND I STARTED TO EAT A SAUSAGE. HMM, A GOOD ONE. I HAD EATED 2/3 OF IT WHEN HAZOR CAME IN, SAT DOWN AND STARTED TO LOOK AT THE SAUSAGES. THEN HE SAID 'WHY YOU ARE EATING OUR CAT-SAUSAGES. THEY'VE BEEN WEEKS AT FRIDGE, AND SAVED FOR OUR CAT.' HIS BROTHER STARTS TO LAUGH, HAZOR STARTS TO LAUGH AND WHAT I DO? GUESS... I START LOOKING AT MY SAUSAGE, WONDERING IF IT'S TRUE. AND I BELIEVED IT. HAAA! THEN 5 MINUTES LATER HE TELLS ME THE SAUSAGE WAS A FRESH ONE. ARGH! PRACTICAL JOKES-COURSE LESSON 3 WAS THAT ONE. JUST SOME DAYS AGO WE GOT BACK FROM HORIZON-PARTY. WHAT DID HAPPEN WHEN COMING BACK? MY BYTERAPERS-CAP WAS FORGOTTEN INTO NEW AGE'S CAR, SO I'VE GOT NO (B)-CAP NOW. IN THE RAILWAY-STATION WE WERE THE FIRST TO BUILD UP COMPUTER-SYSTEM AND WE STARTED LOOKING PARTY-DEMOS THERE. SOON THERE WAS 3 OTHER MACHINES TOO GOING. PRACTICAL JOKE NO:4. LET'S AGAIN HAVE FUN WITH BACCHUS OF FAIRLIGHT! HE WAS SITTING IN THE NEXT BENCH TO ME, AND STARTED TO TURN TO ME. GUESS WHAT? HE GOT SOME SERPENTIN-SPRAY ON HIS FACE! HE JUST LOVED IT... LATER, AT STOCKHOLM'S METRO-STATION I DID THE SAME TO 3D OF TRIAD. I HAD THE CAN AT MY HAND, WHEN SOMEONE TAPPED MY SHOULDER AND SAID 'HELLO GRENDEL'. I TURNED, AND SAW 3D. 'HELLO JONAS' AND STARTED TO SPRAY HIM ALL OVER. HE WAS QUITE 'SPRAYED' BUT FLED TOO FAR, SO I STARTED TO SPRAY HIS BAG. IT WAS SOON JUST COVERED WITH SERPENTIN. WHEW. WHAT HAPPENED AT SHIP? WE OFCOZ AGAIN BUILT COMPUS TO (B) (COOL!) CABIN, TOOK SHOVERS AND SHIVERED IN ORGASMS WHEN FELT THE WATER ON OUR BODIES. THEN WE ALSO MADE HOLY SACRAMENTS, FOR ME IT WAS QUITE HARD BECAUSE I HADN'T BEEN DOING ANAY FOR 4 DAYS. HOLY SPIRIT RULES! (AT STOCKHOLM WE SAW A GUY FULL OF HOLY SPIRIT: WE WERE WAITING FOR BUS TO SHIP TERMINAL, WHEN A GUY ASKED IN FINNISH 'ARE WE GOING TO FINLAND?' 'YEP' I SAID AND THEN HE STARTED TO SHOUT 'HURRAY FINLAND'ETC AND SANG THE NATIONAL SONG OF FINLAND - LOUD! AND THERE WAS DOZENS AND DOZENS OR PEOPLE LOOKING.) LATER WE WANDERED AROUND THE SHIP, COMPLAINING HOW MUCH WE GOT CASH LEFT AND RETURNED TO OUR CABINS. LATER WE HEARD A BANG FROM OUR DOOR. BEYONDS HAD MADE A GRENDEL-POSTER AND STICKED IT ON OUR DOOR. REVENGE! REVENGE! THAT STARTED A MESSY WAR. WE WENT, AND I USED SOME SOAP TO THEIR DOOR HANDLE, HOPING THEY WON'T NOTICE IT WHEN USING IT. BUT SEEMS IT DIDN'T WORK. OUR SERPENTINE-SPRAYS SOUNDED TO WORK, EVENTHOUGH. THEN THEY AGAIN STRIKED, OUR DOOR MESSED WITH SOAP. REVENGE! WE WENT AND MADE THE ULTIMATE STRIKE: THE PASSAGE IN FRONT OF THEIR DOOR WAS COVERED WITH TOILET-PAPERS, AND THEIR DOOR COMPLETELY MESSED WITH SERPENTINES. THERE STOOD A BIG (B) AND OTHER MESS. THEN WE RETURNED TO OUR CABIN, ONLY TO FIND OUT A SURPRISING THING: WHERE ARE OUR CABIN-KEYS??? AAAAAAG! WE BOTH FORGOT THEM IN! SNUFF.. WE GOT TO GO TO INFORMATION AND WE GOT IN. AND SO ON... TOO TORING, I'LL GO ON READING ILLEGAL AND SUPERMAN (HAZOR GOT LOTS OF GOOD COMICS HERE - I COULD STAY LONGER AND TOMORROW I GO TO ONE OF OUR MEMBERS: JTP). SEE YOU IN HELL, GRENDEL OF (B). THIS IS HAZOR AGAIN! NOW I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE DOOR MESS! WE WERE ALL(ME,SOLOMON,AXEMAN,GRENDEL AND ROCKSTAR) IN OUR CABIN THINKING SOMETHING NICE TO DO! FIRST WE TRIED TO PLAY POKER BUT SOME GUYS DIDN'T WANT TP PLAY WITH MONEY SO WE STOPPED THAT! THEN THE OTHER GUYS GOT AN IDEA! WE THROW HAZOR IN TO THE SEA! I DIDN'T HEARD THAT! THEN THEY ASKED WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT IDEA COZ I HAVEN'T HEARD WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT I JUST SAID : IT'S SAME TO ME... ALL THE 4 GUYS STARTED TO CARRY ME OUT OF THE CABIN EVEN I TRIED TO ESCAPE! THEY CARRIED ME TO THE LIFT BUT THEN THEY GOT SOME PROBLEMS COZ THEY HAVE TO CALL LIGT DOWN WITHOUT LETTING ME GO! THEY DID THAT... BUT THEY COULDN'T SEND ME UPSTAIRS COZ THE DOORS OF THE LIFT DIDN'T CLOSE IMMEDIATELY SO AFTER A VERY LONG AND BLOODY FIGHT LATER I ESCAPED!(OFCOURSE! 4 GUYS IS NOT ENOUGH TO HOLD 1 HAZOR!) HAZOR THE SUPERMAN 2 .... GRENDEL THE SMELLMACHINE 1 .... LATER IN (B)'S CABIN SOLOMON AND AXEMAN STARTED TO MAKE LITTLE SHIP DEMO! GRENDEL WAS LAYING IN UPPER BED AND ROCKSTART IN LOWER ONE! I WAS SITTING ON GRENDELS FOOTS(WHAT A SMELL!) AFTER FEW MINUTES GRENDEL PUT HIS HEAD UNDER THE COVER AND TRIED TO SLEEP! WHILE AFTER I TOOK THE COVER AWAY AND ASKED : 'AREN'T YOU TRYING TO SLEEP??' 'YES' GRENDEL SAID AND TOOK THE COVER AGAIN OVER HIS HEAD AND FALL ASLEEP IN THE NEXT SECOND! I WAS ALSO TIRED SO I LEFT TO OUR OWN CABIN WHERE I CAN SLEEP ALONE!(WITHOUT THE HORRIBLE SMELL!) I SLEPT ABOUT 4.65 HOURS GRENDEL CRUSHED IN OUR CABIN AND WOKE US UP! (IT WASN'T VERY EASY!) HE HAD BEEN KICKING OUR DOOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES BUT WE JUST SLEPT UNTIL HE ASKED THE CABIN CLEANER TO OPEN THE DOOR! HE HAVE HAD ALSO SOME PROBLEMS TO WAKE ROCKSTART UP! ... WHEN WE ARRIVED TO HARBOUR AND LEFT TO SHIP! WE HAD TO PASS THE CUSTOMS!! AT THE FIRST TIME THEY LET GRENDEL TO GO WITHOUT CHECKING HIS BAG! BUT THEY CATCHED POOR SOLOMON AND CHECKED HIS BAG! SOLOMON,AXEMAN AND ROCKSTAR TAKE A TRAIN TO HOME BUT GRENDEL CAME WITH ME BY BUS TO MY PLACE AND HE IS STILL HERE STINKING... YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL AND WE HAD A BREAK GRENDEL WAS CHATTING WITH ME WHEN SUDDENLY A STUPID GIRL SHOUTED BEHIND TO DOOR TO GRENDEL : 'HEY YOU! DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GO TO BARBER?? ' ... I HAVE TO SAY THAT GRENDEL REALLY LOOKS VERY WEIRD! HERE IN FINLAND YOU CAN USE GRENDELS PICTURE TO SCARE ROBBERS AWAY IF YOU DON'T HAVE GOOD DOG!(HE LOOKS ALMOST SAME THAN AN OLD BULLDOG! HEHEHEHE) (GRENDEL'S NOTE: IF I'D LIVE IN LONDON, NO-ONE WOULD EVEN LOOK AT ME, COS I LOOK JUST AS STRANGE AS EVERYONE ELSE) EXCEPT HIS UGLY FACE!(_HAZOR) AAHHH I JUST LEFT SOME HOLY SPIRIT IN THE AIR! THE GREAT HACKER SHOULD BE SATISFIED ON ME NOW! HOLY SPIRIT FOREVER... ONLY BAD THING IN HOLY SPIRIT IS THAT EVERYONE DOESN'T LIKE IT!(THEY ARE SAYING THAT IT SMELLS BAD! ) THAT IS BLASPHEMY I THINK! I AND GRENDEL ARE THE BIGGEST FANS OF GREAT HACKER AND HIS HOLY SPIRIT! WE GIVE HIM SOME PRESENTS ALMOST 3 TIMES A DAY! SOMETIMES EVEN VERY SPECIAL PRESENTS WHICH SHOULD BE GIVEN LIKE THIS : GO TO YOUR KNEES AND LOOK AT THE ALTAR! OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND LET THE PRESENT COME! YOU WILL BE HIGHLY REWARDED BY THE GREAT HACKER WHEN YOUR COMPUTER LIFE WILL BE END! (I HOPE THAT MINE WILL STOP EVER!) .... - THE ULTIMATE BOOZER, GRENDEL THE MEGALOVER IS HERE TO STINK !!! WOW THE SWEDISH RAPERS ARE NEARLY COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NOW, AFTER THAT PARTY. FROM ZAINTS (16) IS NOW JUST 4 LEFT, AND SUM NEW COOL GUYS ARE IN (MR.G, ALFATECH, KING FISHER, ZAG AND ONE I CAN'T REMEMBER (SORRY)). IT WAS A GREAT KICK-ASS-PARTY. LONG LIVE TO BACCHUS! SEE YOU IN MANY OTHER PARTIES IN FUTURE - WAIT FOR MANY OTHER JOKES FROM US LATER. HAZOR WANTS TO SHAME HIM HERE, HEIHOO LET HIM GOO - I ONLY WANTED TO INFORM BACCHUS ABOUT THAT CANDY TRICK WE MADE TO YOU! THE IDEA AND CANDY WERE MINE! GRENDEL ONLY GAVE IT TO YOU! DON'T WORRY WE'LL MAKE SOME OTHER JOKES TO YOU LATER ON OTHER PARTIES! MAYBE I'LL BUY SOME PERSONAL SWEETS FOR YOU!! THE NAME OF THOSE SWEETS IS REALLY THE RIGHT WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU! THE NAME OF THOSE SWEETS ARE : - LAMER - THEY REALLY TASTE GREAT! SO LAMERS BE CAREFULL WHEN YOU SEE HAZOR COZ HE LOVES TO EAT LAMERS! (EXPECT GRENDEL! HEHE) I ALSO LIKE VERY MUCH TO EAT SALTED - C R A C K E R S - BUT I DON'T EAT THEM SO MUCH COZ WORLD NEEDS ITS CRACKERS BUT LAMERS CAN GO STRAIGHT TO MY MOUTH! I'LL SEND SOME LATE PARTY GREETZ TO THE BEST GUYS I MET THERE : STONE/ABNORMAL(I'M QUITE SURE THAT I COME TO CONEX PARTY SO WE'LL MEET THERE AGAIN!) BACCHUS/FAIRLIGHT(DO YOU WANT MORE BURNED SWEETS?? HEHE) VIPER/FAIRLIGHT(DON'T FORGET TO SEND SOON! NICE PARTY HAT!) GRENDEL/BYTERAPERS(ALWAYS WHEN I'M IN A PARTY I HAVE TO SMELL YOU! SHIT!) VISUAL/LIFE/RIFFS QUESTOR/ONEWAY(I'LL CALL YOU!) ANXIETY/HOAXERS PERNOD/FAIRLIGHT(NICE DEMO!) BOB/TRIAD(YOUR DEMO WAS REALLY NICE!) SHIT! I HAVE ALMOST FORGOT EVERYONE! SORRY TO YOU GUYS WHO I HAVEN'T MENTIONED BUT I HAVE VERY SHORT MEMORY(RAM)!! I AND GRENDEL ARE NOW OUT OF TEXT! WE HAVE WRITTEN DOZENS OF BLOCKS IN THE PARTY AND NOW ABOUT 50 BLOCKS IN THIS DEMO! DON'T FORGET TO SEND ARTICLES FOR SCANDINAVIAN NEWS! SEE YOU IN HEAVEN ... HAZOR SIGNING OFF.... BARW! - HAZOR OF BEYOND FORCE AND GRENDEL OF BYTERAPERS PROUDLY PRESENTS : - HOLY SPIRIT - CREDITS FOR THIS LAME SCREEN : - CODE BY HAZOR THIS FONT BY TRIAD(??) GREAT BYTERAPERS LOGO BY SOME UNKNOWN GUYS IN HORIZON PARTY!(THANX!) BEYOND LOGO BY GOBLIN/AGILE AND AXEMAN(??)/BEYOND FORCE MUSIC BY ZARDAX/ALBION/BYTERAPERS THIS SCROLL TEXT CONTAINS SOME IMPORTANT TEXT AND THE UPPER ONE IS FILLED UP WITH SOME REAL BULLSHIT! FIRST SOME THINGS ABOUT A NEW DISKMAGAZINE WHICH WILL APPEAR SOON ... IT'S YOUR TURN GRENDEL... BOOZE GUYS! YEP, IT'S LONG SINCE THIS IDEA 1ST TIME BORN, MONTHS. WE GOT OUR OWN MAG-ROUTINE, BUT ONLY THING WE MISSED WAS PUBLISHER. NOW, TNT/BEYOND MADE A NEW AND (WITHOUT DOUBT) BETTER ROUTINE, AND SEEMS THERE'S EVEN PUBLISHERS AROUND. THOSE ONES WILL BE HAZOR AND ROCKSTAR/(B) + PART TIMELY MAYBE ME. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE NEEDED TO WRITE ARTICLES. ANY TYPES OF THEM, EXCEPT CHARTS & OTHER SHIT. ALSO ADVERT-PAGES WILL BE THERE, FREE OF CHARGE SO YOU CAN SEND YOUR CONTACT-ADDRESSES TO BE PUBLISHED. WE WILL EDIT HERE YOUR ARTICLES, TRYING TO CORRECT MOST OF THE ERRORS YOU MADE. NOTE ONE THING: THIS WILL BE 99% ENGLISH. NO FINNISH, GERMAN ETC ARTICLES ACCEPTED - ONLY SOME MESSYS, OR SMALL JOKES. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BEING AN EDITOR, CONTACT US AT $A000. THE PROUD NAME OF THE MAGAZINE WILL BE: SCANDINAVIAN NEWS! THERE IS MAG WITH SAME NAME ON AMIGA, THIS WILL BE A KIND OF CONVERSATION TO 64. WAIT FOR THE 1ST ISSUE - IT SHOULD BE WORTH READING. SEE YOU IN HELL, GRENDEL/(B). HERE'S HAZOR TELLING TO YOU HOW YOU HAVE TO WRITE YOUR ARTICLES! THE MAGAZINE HAVE AN WHOLE SCREEN UPSCROLL SO YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR ARTICLES WITH SOME KIND OF MEMORY EDITOR! WRITE IT WHERE EVER YOU WANT BUT MAKE SURE THAT IT IS IN CENTER OF THE SCREEN SO IT LOOKS AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE WHEN IT SCROLLS UP IN THE MAG! DON'T WRITE PAPER ARTICLES COZ WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE THEM IN... START TO SEND YOUR ARTICLES IMMEDIATELY SO WE CAN RELEASE OUR MAG SOON! IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK THEN CALL ME : 358-16-83351/TOMMI OR ROCKSTAR : 358-64-142442/JUHO OR EVEN GRENDEL : 358-77-21362/JUKKA ... OR YOU CAN OFCOZ WRITE TO US! ADDRESSES ARE AT $A000 I HOPE THAT I WROTE EVERYTHING WHAT YOU SOULD KNOW SO I'LL STOP THIS SCROLLTEXT NOW! BYE... HAZOR/BEYOND FORCE SIGNING OFF IN 1989... BARW! - ''&&%$#"! _]/[YXVUTRQONLKJHGFEDCCB,A - BCCDEFGHJKLNOQRTUVXY[/]_ !"#$%&&''X( - ''&&%$#"! _^][ZXWUTSQPNMKJIHGFEDCBB(A - BBCDEFGHIKLMOPRSTVWYZ/]^ !"#$%%&''/( - ''&%%$#"! ^]/ZYWVTSRPOMLKIHGFEDCBB(A - THIS IS HAZOR TELLING YOU WHAT SMELLMACHINE IS DOING NOW! HE IS TRYING TO READ COMIC BUT AS YOU KNOW HE ONLY LOOKS THE PICTURES COZ HE IS SO POOR THAT HE CAN'T READ ANYTHING! HE JUST TRIED TO READ THIS TEXT I WROTE BUT HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THIS COZ HE ONLY SAID : HLMJ L.C - LET ME TELL YOU A FUNNY THING WHICH HAPPENED EARLIER TODAY! OH SHIT HE WANTS TO TELL IT TO YOU HIMSELF SO I LET HIM TO DO IT P.T G - ZARK! THE SMELL-MACHINE GRENDEL IS HERE TO STINK! HAZOR'S LAMESHITHEADIDIOT! HIS BROTHER OFFERED ME SOME FOOD, AND I STARTED TO EAT A SAUSAGE. HMM, A GOOD ONE. I HAD EATED 2/3 OF IT WHEN HAZOR CAME IN, SAT DOWN AND STARTED TO LOOK AT THE SAUSAGES. THEN HE SAID 'WHY YOU ARE EATING OUR CAT-SAUSAGES. THEY'VE BEEN WEEKS AT FRIDGE, AND SAVED FOR OUR CAT.' HIS BROTHER STARTS TO LAUGH, HAZOR STARTS TO LAUGH AND WHAT I DO? GUESSL.C - I START LOOKING AT MY SAUSAGE, WONDERING IF IT'S TRUE. AND I BELIEVED IT. HLAC - ! THEN 5 MINUTES LATER HE TELLS ME THE SAUSAGE WAS A FRESH ONE. ARGH! PRACTICAL JOKES-COURSE LESSON 3 WAS THAT ONE.L KPJUST SOME DAYS AGO WE GOT BACK FROM HORIZON-PARTY. WHAT DID HAPPEN WHEN COMING BACK? MY BYTERAPERS-CAP WAS FORGOTTEN INTO NEW AGE'S CAR, SO I'VE GOT NO (B)-CAP NOW. IN THE RAILWAY-STATION WE WERE THE FIRST TO BUILD UP COMPUTER-SYSTEM AND WE STARTED LOOKING PARTY-DEMOS THERE. SOON THERE WAS 3 OTHER MACHINES TOO GOING. PRACTICAL JOKE NO:4. LET'S AGAIN HAVE FUN WITH BACCHUS OF FAIRLIGHT! HE WAS SITTING IN THE NEXT BENCH TO ME, AND STARTED TO TURN TO ME. GUESS WHAT? HE GOT SOME SERPENTIN-SPRAY ON HIS FACE! HE JUST LOVED ITL.[ - LATER, AT STOCKHOLM'S METRO-STATION I DID THE SAME TO 3D OF TRIAD. I HAD THE CAN AT MY HAND, WHEN SOMEONE TAPPED MY SHOULDER AND SAID 'HELLO GRENDEL'. I TURNED, AND SAW 3D. 'HELLO JONAS' AND STARTED TO SPRAY HIM ALL OVER. HE WAS QUITE 'SPRAYED' BUT FLED TOO FAR, SO I STARTED TO SPRAY HIS BAG. IT WAS SOON JUST COVERED WITH SERPENTIN. WHEW. WHAT HAPPENED AT SHIP? WE OFCOZ AGAIN BUILT COMPUS TO (B) (COOL!) CABIN, TOOK SHOVERS AND SHIVERED IN ORGASMS WHEN FELT THE WATER ON OUR BODIES. THEN WE ALSO MADE HOLY SACRAMENTS, FOR ME IT WAS QUITE HARD BECAUSE I HADN'T BEEN DOING ANAY FOR 4 DAYS. HOLY SPIRIT RULES! (AT STOCKHOLM WE SAW A GUY FULL OF HOLY SPIRIT: WE WERE WAITING FOR BUS TO SHIP TERMINAL, WHEN A GUY ASKED IN FINNISH 'ARE WE GOING TO FINLAND?' 'YEP' I SAID AND THEN HE STARTED TO SHOUT 'HURRAY FINLAND'ETC AND SANG THE NATIONAL SONG OF FINLAND - LOUD! AND THERE WAS DOZENS AND DOZENS OR PEOPLE LOOKING.) LATER WE WANDERED AROUND THE SHIP, COMPLAINING HOW MUCH WE GOT CASH LEFT AND RETURNED TO OUR CABINS. LATER WE HEARD A BANG FROM OUR DOOR. BEYONDS HAD MADE A GRENDEL-POSTER AND STICKED IT ON OUR DOOR. REVENGE! REVENGE! THAT STARTED A MESSY WAR. WE WENT, AND I USED SOME SOAP TO THEIR DOOR HANDLE, HOPING THEY WON'T NOTICE IT WHEN USING IT. BUT SEEMS IT DIDN'T WORK. OUR SERPENTINE-SPRAYS SOUNDED TO WORK, EVENTHOUGH. THEN THEY AGAIN STRIKED, OUR DOOR MESSED WITH SOAP. REVENGE! WE WENT AND MADE THE ULTIMATE STRIKE: THE PASSAGE IN FRONT OF THEIR DOOR WAS COVERED WITH TOILET-PAPERS, AND THEIR DOOR COMPLETELY MESSED WITH SERPENTINES. THERE STOOD A BIG (B) AND OTHER MESS. THEN WE RETURNED TO OUR CABIN, ONLY TO FIND OUT A SURPRISING THING: WHERE ARE OUR CABIN-KEYSL?F XAC - G! WE BOTH FORGOT THEM IN! SNUFF.. WE GOT TO GO TO INFORMATION AND WE GOT IN. AND SO ONL.C - TOO TORING, I'LL GO ON READING ILLEGAL AND SUPERMAN (HAZOR GOT LOTS OF GOOD COMICS HERE - I COULD STAY LONGER AND TOMORROW I GO TO ONE OF OUR MEMBERS: JTP). SEE YOU IN HELL, GRENDEL OF (B).L G - THIS IS HAZOR AGAIN! NOW I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE DOOR MESS! WE WERE ALL(ME,SOLOMON,AXEMAN,GRENDEL AND ROCKSTAR) IN OUR CABIN THINKING SOMETHING NICE TO DO! FIRST WE TRIED TO PLAY POKER BUT SOME GUYS DIDN'T WANT TP PLAY WITH MONEY SO WE STOPPED THAT! THEN THE OTHER GUYS GOT AN IDEA! WE THROW HAZOR IN TO THE SEA! I DIDN'T HEARD THAT! THEN THEY ASKED WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT IDEA COZ I HAVEN'T HEARD WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT I JUST SAID : IT'S SAME TO MEL.C - ALL THE 4 GUYS STARTED TO CARRY ME OUT OF THE CABIN EVEN I TRIED TO ESCAPE! THEY CARRIED ME TO THE LIFT BUT THEN THEY GOT SOME PROBLEMS COZ THEY HAVE TO CALL LIGT DOWN WITHOUT LETTING ME GO! THEY DID THATL.C - BUT THEY COULDN'T SEND ME UPSTAIRS COZ THE DOORS OF THE LIFT DIDN'T CLOSE IMMEDIATELY SO AFTER A VERY LONG AND BLOODY FIGHT LATER I ESCAPED!(OFCOURSE! 4 GUYS IS NOT ENOUGH TO HOLD 1 HAZOR!) HAZOR THE SUPERMAN 2 P. - GRENDEL THE SMELLMACHINE 1 P.X C - LATER IN (B)'S CABIN SOLOMON AND AXEMAN STARTED TO MAKE LITTLE SHIP DEMO! GRENDEL WAS LAYING IN UPPER BED AND ROCKSTART IN LOWER ONE! I WAS SITTING ON GRENDELS FOOTS(WHAT A SMELL!)/ G - AFTER FEW MINUTES GRENDEL PUT HIS HEAD UNDER THE COVER AND TRIED TO SLEEP! WHILE AFTER I TOOK THE COVER AWAY AND ASKED : 'AREN'T YOU TRYING TO SLEEP??' 'YES' GRENDEL SAID AND TOOK THE COVER AGAIN OVER HIS HEAD AND FALL ASLEEP IN THE NEXT SECOND! I WAS ALSO TIRED SO I LEFT TO OUR OWN CABIN WHERE I CAN SLEEP ALONE!(WITHOUT THE HORRIBLE SMELL!)T C - I SLEPT ABOUT 4.65 HOURS GRENDEL CRUSHED IN OUR CABIN AND WOKE US UP! (IT WASN'T VERY EASY!) HE HAD BEEN KICKING OUR DOOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES BUT WE JUST SLEPT UNTIL HE ASKED THE CABIN CLEANER TO OPEN THE DOOR!L - HE HAVE HAD ALSO SOME PROBLEMS TO WAKE ROCKSTART UP! L.C - WHEN WE ARRIVED TO HARBOUR AND LEFT TO SHIP! WE HAD TO PASS THE CUSTOMS!! AT THE FIRST TIME THEY LET GRENDEL TO GO WITHOUT CHECKING HIS BAG! BUT THEY CATCHED POOR SOLOMON AND CHECKED HIS BAG!L C - SOLOMON,AXEMAN AND ROCKSTAR TAKE A TRAIN TO HOME BUT GRENDEL CAME WITH ME BY BUS TO MY PLACE AND HE IS STILL HERE STINKINGL.L C - YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL AND WE HAD A BREAK GRENDEL WAS CHATTING WITH ME WHEN SUDDENLY A STUPID GIRL SHOUTED BEHIND TO DOOR TO GRENDEL : 'HEY YOU! DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GO TO BARBER?? ' L.C - I HAVE TO SAY THAT GRENDEL REALLY LOOKS VERY WEIRD! HERE IN FINLAND YOU CAN USE GRENDELS PICTURE TO SCARE ROBBERS AWAY IF YOU DON'T HAVE GOOD DOG!(HE LOOKS ALMOST SAME THAN AN OLD BULLDOG! HEHEHEHE)P C - (GRENDEL'S NOTE: IF I'D LIVE IN LONDON, NO-ONE WOULD EVEN LOOK AT ME, COS I LOOK JUST AS STRANGE AS EVERYONE ELSE) EXCEPT HIS UGLY FACE!(_HAZOR) AALHC - I JUST LEFT SOME HOLY SPIRIT IN THE AIR! THE GREAT HACKER SHOULD BE SATISFIED ON ME NOW! HOLY SPIRIT FOREVERL.G - ONLY BAD THING IN HOLY SPIRIT IS THAT EVERYONE DOESN'T LIKE IT!(THEY ARE SAYING THAT IT SMELLS BAD! ) THAT IS BLASPHEMY I THINK! I AND GRENDEL ARE THE BIGGEST FANS OF GREAT HACKER AND HIS HOLY SPIRIT! WE GIVE HIM SOME PRESENTS ALMOST 3 TIMES A DAY! SOMETIMES EVEN VERY SPECIAL PRESENTS WHICH SHOULD BE GIVEN LIKE THIS :/ C - GO TO YOUR KNEES AND LOOK AT THE ALTAR! OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND LET THE PRESENT COME! YOU WILL BE HIGHLY REWARDED BY THE GREAT HACKER WHEN YOUR COMPUTER LIFE WILL BE END! (I HOPE THAT MINE WILL STOP EVER!)P P.T - THE ULTIMATE BOOZER, GRENDEL THE MEGALOVER IS HERE TO STINK L!C - WOW THE SWEDISH RAPERS ARE NEARLY COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NOW, AFTER THAT PARTY. FROM ZAINTS (16) IS NOW JUST 4 LEFT, AND SUM NEW COOL GUYS ARE IN (MR.G, ALFATECH, KING FISHER, ZAG AND ONE I CAN'T REMEMBER (SORRY)). IT WAS A GREAT KICK-ASS-PARTY.L G - LONG LIVE TO BACCHUS! SEE YOU IN MANY OTHER PARTIES IN FUTURE - WAIT FOR MANY OTHER JOKES FROM US LATER. HAZOR WANTS TO SHAME HIM HERE, HEIHOO LET HIM GOO - I ONLY WANTED TO INFORM BACCHUS ABOUT THAT CANDY TRICK WE MADE TO YOU! THE IDEA AND CANDY WERE MINE! GRENDEL ONLY GAVE IT TO YOU! DON'T WORRY WE'LL MAKE SOME OTHER JOKES TO YOU LATER ON OTHER PARTIES! MAYBE I'LL BUY SOME PERSONAL SWEETS FOR YOU!! THE NAME OF THOSE SWEETS IS REALLY THE RIGHT WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU! THE NAME OF THOSE SWEETS ARE : - THEY REALLY TASTE GREAT! SO LAMERS BE CAREFULL WHEN YOU SEE HAZOR COZ HE LOVES TO EAT LAMERS! (EXPECT GRENDEL! HEHE)L C - I ALSO LIKE VERY MUCH TO EAT SALTED - C R A C K E R S - BUT I DON'T EAT THEM SO MUCH COZ WORLD NEEDS ITS CRACKERS BUT LAMERS CAN GO STRAIGHT TO MY MOUTH!T - I'LL SEND SOME LATE PARTY GREETZ TO THE BEST GUYS I MET THERE :/ C - STONE/ABNORMAL(I'M QUITE SURE THAT I COME TO CONEX PARTY SO WE'LL MEET THERE AGAIN!)T - BACCHUS/FAIRLIGHT(DO YOU WANT MORE BURNED SWEETS?? HEHE)T - VIPER/FAIRLIGHT(DON'T FORGET TO SEND SOON! NICE PARTY HAT!)T C - GRENDEL/BYTERAPERS(ALWAYS WHEN I'M IN A PARTY I HAVE TO SMELL YOU! SHIT!)T - VISUAL/LIFE/RIFFST - QUESTOR/ONEWAY(I'LL CALL YOU!)T >ANXIETY/HOAXERST - PERNOD/FAIRLIGHT(NICE DEMO!)T - BOB/TRIAD(YOUR DEMO WAS REALLY NICE!) C - SHIT! I HAVE ALMOST FORGOT EVERYONE! SORRY TO YOU GUYS WHO I HAVEN'T MENTIONED BUT I HAVE VERY SHORT MEMORY(RAM)!!P C - I AND GRENDEL ARE NOW OUT OF TEXT! WE HAVE WRITTEN DOZENS OF BLOCKS IN THE PARTY AND NOW ABOUT 50 BLOCKS IN THIS DEMO! DON'T FORGET TO SEND ARTICLES FOR SCANDINAVIAN NEWS!P - SEE YOU IN HEAVEN L.P - HAZOR SIGNING OFFP.( VBARW!$ - HAZOR OF BEYOND FORCE AND GRENDEL OF BYTERAPERS PROUDLY PRESENTS : - CREDITS FOR THIS LAME SCREEN : - CODE BY HAZOR$ - THIS FONT BY TRIAD(??)$ C - GREAT BYTERAPERS LOGO BY SOME UNKNOWN GUYS IN HORIZON PARTY!(THANX!)$ - BEYOND LOGO BY GOBLIN/AGILE AND AXEMAN(??)/BEYOND FORCE4 - MUSIC BY ZARDAX/ALBION/BYTERAPERS, C - THIS SCROLL TEXT CONTAINS SOME IMPORTANT TEXT AND THE UPPER ONE IS FILLED UP WITH SOME REAL BULLSHIT!L C - FIRST SOME THINGS ABOUT A NEW DISKMAGAZINE WHICH WILL APPEAR SOON L.L - IT'S YOUR TURN GRENDELL.P K - BOOZE GUYS! YEP, IT'S LONG SINCE THIS IDEA 1ST TIME BORN, MONTHS. WE GOT OUR OWN MAG-ROUTINE, BUT ONLY THING WE MISSED WAS PUBLISHER. NOW, TNT/BEYOND MADE A NEW AND (WITHOUT DOUBT) BETTER ROUTINE, AND SEEMS THERE'S EVEN PUBLISHERS AROUND. THOSE ONES WILL BE HAZOR AND ROCKSTAR/(B) + PART TIMELY MAYBE ME. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE NEEDED TO WRITE ARTICLES. ANY TYPES OF THEM, EXCEPT CHARTS & OTHER SHIT. ALSO ADVERT-PAGES WILL BE THERE, FREE OF CHARGE SO YOU CAN SEND YOUR CONTACT-ADDRESSES TO BE PUBLISHED. WE WILL EDIT HERE YOUR ARTICLES, TRYING TO CORRECT MOST OF THE ERRORS YOU MADE. NOTE ONE THING: THIS WILL BE 99% ENGLISH. NO FINNISH, GERMAN ETC ARTICLES ACCEPTED - ONLY SOME MESSYS, OR SMALL JOKES.L - IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BEING AN EDITOR, CONTACT US AT $AL0 - . THE PROUD NAME OF THE MAGAZINE WILL BE: SCANDINAVIAN NEWS!P C - THERE IS MAG WITH SAME NAME ON AMIGA, THIS WILL BE A KIND OF CONVERSATION TO 64.P - WAIT FOR THE 1ST ISSUE - IT SHOULD BE WORTH READING.P - SEE YOU IN HELL, GRENDEL/(B).T G - HERE'S HAZOR TELLING TO YOU HOW YOU HAVE TO WRITE YOUR ARTICLES! THE MAGAZINE HAVE AN WHOLE SCREEN UPSCROLL SO YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR ARTICLES WITH SOME KIND OF MEMORY EDITOR! WRITE IT WHERE EVER YOU WANT BUT MAKE SURE THAT IT IS IN CENTER OF THE SCREEN SO IT LOOKS AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE WHEN IT SCROLLS UP IN THE MAG! 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