Gergamygg 3 by Groovy Bits
% % P - D E - GROOVY BITS PROUDLY PRESENTS: 'GERGAMYGG III'!!! INTRO CODED BY K12... FOLLOWING TEXT BY CDC! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... BOYS AND GIRLS... LET ME PRESENT TO YOU, FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND, QUIET PLEASE. A MIND SWEEPING EXPERIENCE BEYOND BELIEF... WARNING! THIS DEMO IS RATED PG WHICH MEANS PARENTAL GUIDANCE, SEE THIS DEMO WITH YOUR PARENTS OR WITH SOME ASSISTANS FROM YOUR LOCAL SOCIAL WORKERS... AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS INTERRUPTED, THE TOTALLY STUNNING AND DRIVEN TO PERFECTION DEMO CALLED: GERGAMYGG III, IS NOW IN YOUR POSESSION... USE IT WISELY..... AND NEVER, NEVER....? PENGARNA!!!!!.. LET'S GO ON WITH THIS, IN HARMONY, WRITTEN SCROLLTEXT... THE AUTHOR IS CALLED CDC (I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR...(BUT IT'S ME WRITING)) I WOULD LIKE TO SEND A FEW MESSAGES TO A CERTAIN GROUP OF PEOPLE... FIRST TO TMC OF SCOOP... HELLO THERE! YES WE SENT YOU THIS DEMO, WHY? YOU MIGHT ASK... WELL, FIRST OF ALL WE WANTED TO ASK YOU WHERE GAME MUSIC 10 IS, BUT THAT WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA... SO WE WANTED TO SWAP THIS DEMO FOR SOME OF YOURS... BUT THAT WAS NO BETTER... SO WE JUST SENT THIS BECAUSE "THAT'S.../SCOOP" HAS GOT A MAJOR BUG... LOOK AND SEE... NO... THAT'S STILL NOT WHY.... I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY, REALLY!!! SO YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.... GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR BUSINESS ANYWAY... I LIKED THE GAME MUSIC DEMO WITH THE GHETTOBLASTER MUSIX (MASTERPIECE... HEHE!) WELL THERE'S NO CREDITS FOR THIS DEMO, BECAUSE WE DIDN'T MAKE IT OURSELVES... YES WE STARTED BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL, A GIANT "VATTENBUFFEL" CAM RUNNING THROUGH THE APARTMENT LIKE A TRAIN, SO WE COULDN'T SAY NOPE WHEN HE ASKED IF HE COULD CODE THE REST OF THIS DEMO..... THAT'S THE TRUTH... HONEST TO GOD, IT REALLY IS....... ENJOING YOURSELVES? WAIT!!! I JUST CAME UP WITH A SUPER LAZER X 2000 IDEA, LET'S BUY HOLLAND!! AND SELL IT TO RUSSIA!!! MAYBE, IT WASN'T SO SMART AFTERALL... HOPE TO SEE SOME TMC DEMOS OUT SOON...... ..BU HUIU! SCARED YOU,DIDN'T I!!??(?) HE, HE... SUDDENLY I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN IS JUST FLOATING AWAY.... AAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!! IT WASN'T FLOATING...... I WANT TO HAVE THE MARVELOUS GAME CALLED: 'REVENGE OF THE MUTANT CAMELS IN THE NEXT DIMENSION AGAINST THE INDESTRUCTABLE LLAMAS OF WAR 3' HAS ANYBODY GOT IT??? NO?.... IF YOU DO THEN SEND IT TO THE FOLLOWING ADRESS: GROOVY BITS ROSENHILL 18691 VALLENTUNA SWEDEN OK? NO?.. LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN THEN... GROOVY BITS ROSENHILL 18691 VALLENTUNA SWEDEN SORRY IF YOU HATE THIS DEMO... BUT IT'S NOT OUR MISSDOING..... BLAME THE GIANT 'VATTENBUFFEL'! NOW I MUST REALLY END THIS TEXT, SO I HOPE YOU'LL DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND CLEAN UP THAT MESS IN YOUR ROOM NOW..... SEE YA ALL LATER..... /CDC 'KORREKTURLESNING' BY K12... TJA BA! THIS IS DINO OF THE ALLMIGHTY FAIRLIGHT! I JUST WANNA SAY THAT THIS DEMO SHOULD WIN (DID IT WIN?) THE DEMO-COMPO, BCOS IT IS A CREATIVE DEMO... MUCH MORE FUNNIER TO WATCH THAN A LOT OF OTHERS... PANNKAKA .... VET EJ INTE VAD KANSKE JAG BORDE SKRIVA, SO MAYBE I SHOULD STOP!? - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - ERGAMYGG LOGO BY - NTERRUPTLOADER FROM - FOR LENDING ME COMPUTERS TO FIX DIS Q - RUNCHINGROUTINES BY - ISN_T DIS JUST TOO FAR OUT] - WHO CAN THINK OF A TOTALLY WEIRD IDEA LIKE DOING A DYCP WITH ONLY THREE PIXELS WIDE CHARS] I - IT_S NOT EXACTLY JOE BLOGG_S[ - THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS JUST TO OBVIOUS/ SO WE WILL SKIP THAT ONE AND CONTINUE TO THE NEXT ONE[ - DO DOLPHINS REALLY FLY] Q - THE ANSWER IS OFCOURSE NO[ - BUT THE QUESTION WAS SO GOOD THAT I JUST HAD TO ANSWER IT LIKE I USE TO ANSWER GREAT QUESTIONS^ WITH A BIG SMILE ON MY LIPS/ P - KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN DUDE/ M - OR ELSE YOU COULDN_T READ FURTHER/ COULD YOU] H - NOW FOR A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION THAT NEEDS TO BE ANSWERED^ - DOES A WHITE SHEEP TASTE THE SAME AS A BLACK ONE] - THE SCIENTIFIC SIDE OF THINGS WOULD ANSWER NO/ BUT MINE IS [ - ZAGOR OF HORIZON HERE[ - TAPPING SOME BULLSHIT IN THIS SCROLLER THAT I KNOW NOONE IS GONA READ ANYHOW/ SO WHY AM I THEN DOING IT] WELL[ - PERHAPS I SHOULD LET KXII ANSWER THAT[ - HE SEEMS TO LIKE THOSE SORT OF QUESTIONS THAT REALLY DOESN_T HAVE ANY ANSWER[ - THE MAIN REASON FOR WRIITING THIS TEXT IS [ - INTERESTING SUBJECT[ - THAT KXII HIMSELF COULDN_T MAKE OUT ANYTHING AT ALL[ SO I COME HERE STRAIGHT OUT TO YOU STUPID ONES WHO ARE STILL READING THIS SAYING^ D - PRESS SPACE/ LAMER/ - IT_S A FREE WORLD[ - AND SINCE YOU DIDN_T PRESS THE _OL ONE[ I ASSUME THAT YOU BY SOME STRANGE AND TO ME TOTALLY UNKNOWN REASON FIND THIS TEXT OF ANY INTEREST AT ALL[ - SINCE YOU DO[ AND I DON_T[ - WHY DON_T YOU WRITE YOUR OWN[ BYE/ AND GOOD LUCK/ -