Fly on Target by The Terrible Two
FIRST WE TELL YOU THE CONTROLS: USE A STICK IN PORT 2 TO CONTROL THIS SCROLL, PRESS THE KEYS 1 + 2 FOR MUSIC FROM THE GAME BANGKOK KNIGHTS - THE PICTURE IS AN AGRESSIVE SOLDIER FROM A RAMPAGE POSTER WHO IS VERY FANATIC, HE WANTS TO SHOOT A HARMLESS SHIT-FLY (THAT'S A STRONTVLIEG IN DUTCH!!).. - GREETINGS TO : SUPERSONICS , TERRAX , JCM , JUDGES , WEIRDO , HIGHLINE , SUNDOWN , MR.ROPS-SOFT , HH , MR.C. , F4 , TSB , TCC , PSJ , TMS , LDA , TNM , TOP 40 , TDC , MICRONET , DR.LIVINGSTONE AND ARKC. - THE MIGHTY RICO IS SPEAKIN' NOW - #SHIT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW! - <IT'S NOW 2.45 PM ON THURSDAY - 9THE LAST DAY OF THE YEAR! - 'I'VE GOT A LOT OF FIREWORKS IN MY HOUSE - =DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALY FUN? - YOU MUST TIE A FIRECRACKER ON YOUR CAT'S TAIL AND HOLD A FLAME BY IT - /THEN YOU SEE THE CAT RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE - !/ THAT WAS FUN! - =TO BAD I HAVEN'T ANOTHER CAT! - NOW COMES MY ADRESS AND PHONE NUMBER (SO GET THE JOYSTICK AND HOLD THIS FUCKIN'SCROLL FOR A WHILE) - /GAREELSTRAAT 32 - 04851TH ULVENHOUT - 6LET'S CONTINUE WITH BORING YOU WITH THIS GROOVY SCROLL - :PUT THAT FUCKIN' NOISE OFF - _YOU ARE DESTROYING MY TEAR EARS - 3(HE TRIES TO GET A NEW SOUND OF HIS ROTTEN SAMPLER) - 6NOW HE WANTS TO HIT ME - <HE KICKED IN MY LOVELY BALLS - 5HEY, THIS ISN'T FUNNY - WELL I THINK IT'S TIME TO TELL A JOKE OR ELSE YOU DON'T READ THIS SCROLL ANYMORE! - 3WELL HERE IT COMES: - )WHY IS BRAIN SUCH A GREAT LOVER FOR WOMEN - .DON'T YOU KNOW - #WELL HE IS ONE BIG DICK HIMSELF (H - 3THAT WAS A GOOD ONE - M; YEAH I THINK HE WAS GOOD!! - <SORRY BRAIN I WON'T TELL ANY OTHER STORYS ABOUT YOUR SEXLIFE - 8NOW RESET YOUR COMPUTER BECAUSE BRAIN WANT TO TYPE AGAIN - !4 DON'T RESET FAGGET - 1RICO IS MAKING WEIRD SOUNDS RIGHT NOW. I HOPE THABT I6SN'T BAD FOR MY HEALTH - # (I DON'T MEAN THE HUBERT FROM TDC) - #GIVBE M+Y DISK BACK - < I HOPE YOU TOOK IT ACCIDENTALLY, OR ELSE YOU WILL REGRET IT - HEY LIVING LEGEND, DON'T CALL ME EVERY DAY AND PLEASE DO SOMETHING ON YOUR I.Q. - .NOW THE CREDITS WHICH RICO DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE - 2 YEAH, RICO DIDN'T HELP ONE DAMN FUCK ON THIS DEMO - 7 I MADE THE WHOLE BUNCH OF CODE, PIC AND SPRITES MYSELF - 9(HE IS CRYING NOW!! HEHE) - WE'RE BUSY WITH THREE OTHER DEMOS NOW, THEY ARE: FUTURE VISION, SKATE ZOMBIE AND Y - (STRANGE NAME HUH?? WE GUESS IT IS NOT VERY ORGINAL AFTER YOOHOO OF SUN, BUT IT WILL BE A HOT DEMO ANYWAY) - WE HAVE FINISHED SKATE ZOMBIE A FEW WEEKS AGO, BUT RICO'S POWERCART RAPED OUR WORKDISK - (PS.THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN CAUSE RICO'S DRIVE IS NOT IN ONE PIECE ANYMORE!! - I THINK YOU NEED SOME MEDICAL HELP NOW BECAUSE YOUR HEAD WILL PROBABLY BE TURNED 90 DEGREES - !< (OR YOUR T.V. IS TURNED SO) - 'WELL, HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS LITTLE DEMO - 0,)&# ]ZXURPNKIHFDCBA - TA ATC^A ATC#ATC ATA^A CTA A^ - 0,)&# ]ZXURPNKIHFDCBA - TA ATC^A ATC#ATC ATA^A CTA A^ -