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THERE REALLY ARE SOME LONGWORDS OF TEXT,BUT PLEASE READ IT ALL TO THE END! THERE ARE SOME NASTY BYTES ABOUT ALL 64 LAMERS! IF YOU FIND THIS ENJOYABLE PRESSYOUR SPACEBAR... SAM IN THE BEGINNING OFDE - EMBER'89! MH - ELCOME TO YET ANOTHER MASTER CREATION FROM THE NORTH PART OF - S YOU PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE UNDERSTOOD IT'S THE WORLD FAMOUS CREW, BEST KNOWN AS - OF WHOM YOU ALWAYS GETS PLEASANT ENTERTAINMENT. - UE TO SOME IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT US, - MADE THIS LITTLE TOOL WHERE - COULD TYPEMY MESSAGES. - GO ON WITH THE MAIN TEXT - 'LL TAKE THE CREDITS AND SOMEINSTRUCTIONS. - LL PROGRAMMING WERE PER- FORMED BY ME, - HE NICE AUDIAL STUFFCOMPOSED BY - HE SPRITES WERE ALSO DESIGNED BY ME. - ELL, HOW ABOUT 2 GOOD POSSIBILITIES TO TOGGLE BETWEEN KEY 1 AND 2 TO CHANGE THE MARVELOUS SINUS. - S A MATTER OF FACT, YOU MIGHT READ THISTEXT TWICE AND THEREFORE YOU MIGHT LIKE BEING ABLE TO TOGGLE BETWEEN THE PAGES. - AKE MY ADVICE, TRY YOUR SPACEBAR! - ELL, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF TEXTYOU'RE WAITING FOR, IF IT'S WORTH YOUR EXPENSIVE MINUTES. - HE TEXT FROM NOW ANDONWARD WILL CONSIST OF... ( - P..SPA..SPSPSPAACEBAAR FELLOW) - 89:;:<<: - ELL, LET'S START WITH SOMETHING VERY DISTURBING, AS - SEE IT FROM THE VIEW OFMINE. - LL THOSE 64 LAMERS ASSERTING THATTHE GREAT - HEY SAY, YOU ONLY HAVE TO PUSH A BUTTON AND YOUR DEMOIS REALITY... - HEY SAY, YOU CAN MAKE HOW MANY RASTERSPLITS YOU EVER HAVE DREAMT ABOUT... - HEY SAY, THE SIDEBORDER IS NO LONGER A PROBLEM AND YOU HAVE SO MANY COLOURS... - ND LIKE THAT THOSE LAMERS (!) GO ON ANDON. - T REALLY MAKES ME THROW UP WHEN - HAVE TO LISTEN TO THOSE 64 LAMERS!!! - ET ME TELL YOU SOME EXPLAINING FACTS. - HE 64 IS DEAD AS COMPUTER ( - DON'T SAY IT'S DEAD AS HACKERCOMPUTER), BECAUSE OFITS HARDWARE WHICH REALLY WERE AMAZING IN THE BEGINNING OF ITS LIFE BUT NOW... 8 SPRITES, 16 COLORS, 1.02 - OMPARE WITH THE GREAT - MIGA: 4 CHANNEL STEREO SOUND, 4096 COLOUR-PALETTE AND THE THING WHICH MAKES - MIGA THE VERY BEST HOMECOMPUTER (EXCEPT THE GREAT AND NEW - RCHIMEDES (MONEY...)), THE VERY BEST AND DEAR - 89:;:<<: - OUR PROBLEMS TO COPY BIG AREAS OF MEM- ORY BECAUSE OF THE 64'S LIMITED RASTER TIME ARE HISTORY! - PRITES ARE HISTORY, BOBS HAVE COME TO STAY! - ET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. - HE KNOWLEDGE, HOW TO PROGRAMTHE 64 IS ONLY A CHALLENGE FOR THE VERY GREEN ONES, BUT WHEN YOU'RE PROGRAMMING THE - MIGA YOU REALLY ENJOY CODING!!! - ACK TO THOSE 64 LAMERS, OF WHOM WE ALL HAVE HEARD HOW EASY IT IS TO PROGRAM THE - LEASE SEND US YOUR ALREADY MADE "PUSH-ONE-BUTTON" DEMO... - CAN'T HELP LAUGHING WHEN - HAVE TO LISTEN TO SUCH SHIT! - HE DEMOS OF TODAY (64) ARE IN GENERAL ONLY A BOUNCH OF TIMING DEMOS. - DMIT THAT SIDEBORDER AND RASTERSPLITS REALLY AREN'T REAL ADVANCEDPROGRAMMING, AS A MATTER OF FACT YOU CANDO MUCH MORE ADVANCED PROGRAMMING IN LANGUAGES LIKE - AKE MY ADVICE, BUY AN - MIGA AND START LEARNING HOW TO PROGRAM A REAL COMPUTER. - ON'T WASTE YOUR TALENTS!!! - OU WON'T FEEL DISSATISFIED!!!!!!!!! MOVE.L $4,A6 JSR -132(A6) - 89:;:<<: - ERE COMES THE LAST QUESTION TO ALL 64 LAMERS... - OW MANY RASTERSPLITS WITH A D.Y.S.P DO YOU THINK ARE POSSIBLE ON THE - MIGA OWNERS ARE JERKS. - ASTERSPLITS LOOKS, IN MOST DEMOS, LIKE SOMETHING VERY UGLY! - OW COOOL TO SEE 5, 6 RASTERSPLITS WITH 8 SPRITES IN THE SIDEBORDER AT THE SAME TIME... - OUR DEMO, WHATEVER THE KIND OF COMPUTER YOU'RE USING, SHOULD IMPRESSON YOUR ANTICOMPUTERFRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR CLASSFRIEND!!" - F YOU THINK SOME UGLY RASTSPLITS WITH 8 SPRITES DOES THAT, WELL, THEN EVERYTHING IS OK... - IKE SAYS: - MIGA IS YOUR CHOICE, LONG LIVE THE 64! MOVE.L $6C,OLDINT+2 MOVE.L #NEWINT,$6C - S YOU REALLY ARE PISSED OFF BY NOW, - 'MGOING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT... - OON YOU'RE ABOUT THE READ THE GREETINGSAND LATER ON, MAYBE OUR HOT ADDRESSES! - ES WE ARE! - AKE OFF YOUR SOCKS AND THROW THEM ON THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON...HRMM..SPACE. 89:;:<<: - HAVE THE HONOUR TO INTRODUCE SOME NEW MEMBERS OF US!!! - HEY'RE AS FOLLOWS... - GAMISO THE GLORIOUS MEMBERLIST ARE: - MIGA CODER AND FOUNDER. - O 64 CODER AND - CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE AND A PHONEMASTER! - E REALLY HAS SOME MOTIVES TO CALL HIMSELF THE LEGENDARY - ODER, ARTIST AND MUSICIAN ON 64 & - MIGA NOW!) - MAGINE (64 CODER, ARTIST AND SWAPPER. - ELL, HE ALSO IS A HIPPIE!) - MIGA, 64 SWAPPER & ARTIST. - ODEM TRADER ON THE 64! ( - E'S ALSO DOING THE MILITARY SERVICE BY NOW!)) - EGATRON (64 CODER, ARTIST AND MUSICIAN. - E'S ALSO LEARNING THE - MIGA) 89:;:<<: - MIGA CODER, SWAPPER AND A ALSO A NEIGHBOUR OF MINE.) - ARON (64 SWAPPER AND MODEMTRADER! - ELL, HE ALSO IS - AIRLIGHT'S YOUNGER BROTHER!) - GAMI (64 ARTIST!) - RUSADER (64 CODER AND ARTIST) - USION (64 SWAPPER AND ARTIST) - HAT'S ALL FOLKS. - OT THAT BAD ACTUALLY! - 'VE STARTED TO GET BORED OF TYPING, ( - 'M FASTER AT TYPING THAN MYMACHINETYPER TEACHER! - CAN TYPE AT THE SPEED OF WHAT'S THE QUALIFICATION TO THE - HAMPIONSHIP! (340 CHARS/MINUTE) ( - O BOASTING LAMER)), - 'LL END THIS IN A FEW PAGES. ...BAHH... - Y THE WAY, ENJOY MY SINUS CALCULATIONS AND THE COLOUR EFFECT! - HROW YOUR HOMEWORKS ON SPACEBAR!!!! 89:;:<<: - ERE THEY FINALLY COMES, THE LONG LONG AWAITED GREETS FROM THE WORLDWIDE FAMOUS - IN ALPHA ORDER! - T'S OF'COZ BOTH - MIGA AND 64! - 89:;:<<: - F YOU WANT TO TRADE SOME OF THE BEST STUFF ON THE MARKET, SEND A LETTER AND A WORKING DISK TO ONE OF OUR SWAPPERS. - AVERVAGEN 42 34300 - OSMARINGATAN 16 42447 - MIGA) - HERE'S NO DOUBT, IT MUST BE - ! - HIS LITTLE PROGRAM WAS RELEASED IN THE BEGINNING OF - ECEMBER 1989! - EET US AT THE PARDIES IN - HE PARTYSQUEEZERS #1... 89:;:<<: - THERE REALLY ARE SOME LONGWORDS OF TEXT,BUT PLEASE READ IT ALL TO THE END! THERE ARE SOME NASTY BYTES ABOUT ALL 64 LAMERS! IF YOU FIND THIS ENJOYABLE PRESSYOUR SPACEBAR... SAM IN THE BEGINNING OFDE - '4&%$" ^/ZWURPNKIGEDBA - ELCOME TO YET ANOTHER MASTER CREATION FROM THE NORTH PART OF - S YOU PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE UNDERSTOOD IT'S THE WORLD FAMOUS CREW, BEST KNOWN AS - OF WHOM YOU ALWAYS - <GETS PLEASANT ENTERTAINMENT. - UE TO SOME IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT US, - MADE THIS LITTLE TOOL WHERE - COULD TYPEMY MESSAGES. - 'LL TAKE THE CREDITS AND SOMEINSTRUCTIONS. - LL PROGRAMMING WERE PER- FORMED BY ME, - HE NICE AUDIAL STUFFCOMPOSED BY - HE SPRITES WERE ALSO DESIGNED BY ME. - ELL, HOW ABOUT 2 GOOD POSSIBILITIESB TO2GGLE BETWEEN KEY 1 - $AND 2 TO CHANGE THE MARVELOUS SINUS. - S A MATTER OF FACT, YOU MIGHT READ THISTEXT TWICE AND THEREFORE YOU MIGHT LIKE BEING ABLEB TO - :GGLE BETWEEN THE PAGES. - AKE MY ADVICE, TRY YOUR SPACEBAR! - ELL, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF TEXTYOU'RE WAITING FOR, IF IT'S WORTH YOUR EXPENSIVE MINUTES. - HE TEXT FROM NOW ANDONWARD WILL CONSIST OF - P..SPA..SPSPSPAACEBAAR FELLOW) - ELL, LET'S START WITH SOMETHING VERY - SEE IT FROM THE VIEW OFMINE. - LL THOSE 64 LAMERS ASSERTING THATTHE GREAT - HEY SAY, YOU ONLY HAVE TO PUSH A BUTTON AND YOUR DEMOIS REALITY - HEY SAY, YOU CAN MAKE HOW MANY RASTERSPLITS YOU EVER HAVE DREAMT ABOUT - HEY SAY, THE SIDEBORDER IS NO LONGER A PROBLEM - <AND YOU HAVE SO MANY COLOURS - ND LIKE THAT THOSE LAMERS (!) GO ON ANDON. - T REALLY MAKES ME THROW UP WHEN - HAVE TO LISTEN TO THOSE 64 LAMERS - ET ME TELL YOU SOME EXPLAINING FACTS. - HE 64 IS DEAD AS COMPUTER ( - DON'T SAY IT'S DEAD AS HACKERCOMPUTER), BECAUSE OFITS HARDWARE WHICH REALLY WERE AMAZING IN THE BEGINNING OF ITS LIFE BUT NOW - # 8 SPRITES, 16 COLORS, 1.02 - OMPARE WITH THE GREAT - MIGA: 4 CHANNEL STEREO SOUND, 4096 COLOUR-PALETTE AND - $THE THING WHICH MAKES - =BEST HOMECOMPUTER (EXCEPT THE GREAT AND NEW - RCHIMEDES (MONEY - 9BEST AND DEAR - OUR PROBLEMS TO COPY BIG AREAS OF MEM- ORY BECAUSE OF THE 64'S LIMITED RASTER TIME ARE HISTORY! - PRITES ARE HISTORY, BOBS HAVE COME TO STAY! - ET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. - HE KNOWLEDGE, HOW TO PROGRAMTHE 64 IS ONLY A CHALLENGE FOR THE VERY GREEN ONES, BUT WHEN YOU'RE PROGRAMMING THE - MIGA YOU REALLY ENJOY CODING - ACK TO THOSE 64 LAMERS, OF WHOM WE ALL HAVE HEARD HOW EASY IT IS TO PROGRAM THE - LEASE SEND US YOUR ALREADY MADE "PUSH-ONE-BUTTON" DEMO - CAN'T HELP LAUGHING WHEN - LISTEN TO SUCH SHIT! - HE DEMOS OF TODAY (64) ARE IN GENERAL ONLY A BOUNCH OF - DMIT THAT SIDEBORDER AND RASTERSPLITS REALLY AREN'T REAL ADVANCEDPROGRAMMING, AS A MATTER OF FACT YOU CANDO MUCH MORE ADVANCED PROGRAMMING IN - #LANGUAGES LIKE - AKE MY ADVICE, BUY AN - MIGA AND START LEARNING HOW TO PROGRAM A REAL COMPUTER. - ON'T WASTE YOUR TALENTS - OU WON'T FEEL DISSATISFIED - ERE COMES THE LAST QUESTION TO ALL 64 LAMERS - OW MANY RASTERSPLITS WITH - A D.Y.S.P DO YOU THINK ARE POSSIBLE ON THE - MIGA OWNERS ARE JERKS. - ASTERSPLITS LOOKS, IN MOST DEMOS, LIKE SOMETHING VERY UGLY! - 5, 6 RASTERSPLITS WITH 8 SPRITES IN THE SIDEBORDER AT THE SAME TIME - OUR DEMO, WHATEVER THE KIND OF COMPUTER YOU'RE USING, SHOULD IMPRESSON YOUR ANTICOMPUTERFRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR CLASSFRIEND!!" - F YOU THINK SOME UGLY RASTSPLITS WITH 8 SPRITES DOES THAT, WELL, THEN EVERYTHING IS OK - MIGA IS YOUR CHOICE, LONG LIVE THE 64! MOVE.L $6C,OLDINT+2 MOVE.L #NEWINT,$6C - S YOU REALLY ARE PISSED OFF BY NOW, - 'MGOING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT - OON YOU'RE ABOUT THE READ THE GREETINGSAND LATER ON, MAYBE OUR HOT ADDRESSES! - AKE OFF YOUR SOCKS AND THROW THEM ON - 5THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON - HAVE THE HONOUR TO INTRODUCE SOME NEW MEMBERS OF US - HEY'RE AS FOLLOWS - GAMISO THE GLORIOUS MEMBERLIST ARE: - MIGA CODER AND FOUNDER. - !FRIEND OF MINE AND A PHONEMASTER! - E REALLY HAS SOME MOTIVES TO CALL - :HIMSELF THE LEGENDARY - ODER, ARTIST AND MUSICIAN ON 64 & - MAGINE (64 CODER, ARTIST AND SWAPPER. - 2ALSO IS A HIPPIE!) - MIGA, 64 SWAPPER & ARTIST. - "TRADER ON THE 64! ( - >THE MILITARY SERVICE BY NOW!)) - EGATRON (64 CODER, ARTIST AND MUSICIAN. - E'S ALSO LEARNING THE - MIGA CODER, SWAPPER AND A ALSO - 5A NEIGHBOUR OF MINE.) - ARON (64 SWAPPER AND MODEMTRADER! - 1YOUNGER BROTHER!) - GAMI (64 ARTIST!) - RUSADER (64 CODER AND ARTIST) - USION (64 SWAPPER AND ARTIST) - HAT'S ALL FOLKS. - OT THAT BAD ACTUALLY! - 'VE STARTED TO GET BORED OF TYPING, ( - 'M FASTER AT TYPING THAN MYMACHINETYPER TEACHER! - CAN TYPE AT THE SPEED OF WHAT'S THE QUALIFICATION TO THE - HAMPIONSHIP! (340 CHARS/MINUTE) ( - O BOASTING LAMER)), - 'LL END THIS IN A FEW PAGES. - Y THE WAY, ENJOY MY SINUS CALCULATIONS AND THE COLOUR EFFECT! - HROW YOUR HOMEWORKS ON SPACEBAR - ERE THEY FINALLY COMES, THE LONG LONG AWAITED GREETS FROM THE WORLDWIDE FAMOUS - IN ALPHA ORDER! - T'S OF'COZ BOTH - F YOU WANT TO TRADE SOME OF THE BEST - STUFF ON THE MARKET, SEND A LETTER AND A WORKING DISK TO ONE OF OUR SWAPPERS. - AVERVAGEN 42 34300 - OSMARINGATAN 16 42447 - HERE'S NO DOUBT, IT MUST BE - HIS LITTLE PROGRAM WAS RELEASED IN THE BEGINNING OF - EET US AT THE PARDIES IN - HE PARTYSQUEEZERS #1 - THERE REALLY ARE SOME LONGWORDS OF TEXT,BUT PLEASE READ IT ALL TO THE END! - THERE ARE SOME NASTY BYTES ABOUT ALL 64 LAMERS! IF YOU FIND THIS ENJOYABLE PRESSYOUR SPACEBAR - $ SAM IN THE BEGINNING OFDE -