Dazs Nightmare by Daz
- DAZ PRESENTS 'A DAZ DEMO$ COPYRIGHT 'PLONKA PRODUCTIONS$ NINETEEN TWENTY.USE A JOYSTICK IN ANY PORT TO CONTROL SCROLL.USE SPACEBAR TO STEP THROUGH TUNES.YO MOI FRONDS! DAZ ERE WITH AN EVEN MORE CRUDDY DEMO THAN BEFORE! I DONT KNOW HOW HE DOES IT I HEAR YOU CRY...HOW DOES HE COME UP WITH SUCH BOOOOORING IDEAS.WELL I'LL TELL YA! FIRST YOU RECORD THE JARRE CONCERT AND PLAY IT WITH ACCOMPANYING MUSIC FROM YOUR STEREO...GET A BIT OF AMBER NECTAR ...BEER STUFF FOR THE UNEDUCATED... DRINK IT ALL...THEN WHEN TOTALLY GONE DREAM 'BOUT PLASMIC VOIDS AND SANDCASTLES THEN DO A DEMO WHICH HAS NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WHAT I JUST SAID.ITS EASY WHEN YOU KNOW HOW.THE ABOVE PICCY TYPICALLY ILLUSTRATES A SCENE FROM MY HOUSE AT THE BEST OF TIMES WITH MY DRIVE MAKING UP WITH MY TELE.WELL IT MAKES A CHANGE FROM ME GETTIN ALL THE HASSLE.PEOPLE THINK IM MAD.WELL JAN DOES...BUT PERSONALLY I RECKON THAT IM THE ONLY SANE PERSON ON THE EARTH AND EVERYONE OUT THERE IS INSANE.WOOLOOMOOLOO.IM NOT MAD....DID YOU ALL SEE THE JARRE CONCERT THEN....YOU MISSED SUMMAT IF YOU DIDNT! HOWEVER IM SURE THAT THE CONCERT LASTED LONGER THAN THAT ORIGINALLY SO ILL ENQUIRE AT THE MEGA STORE IN BRUM TO SEE IF IT DID.BY THE WAY... PICCY DRAWN MY DAZ ALIAS ME.SPRITES BY ME.ALL CODING DONE BY ME.MUSIC DONE BY SOME OTHER BLOKE.HEY DEMON - DO SOME JARRE MI OLD MATE! I HEAR THAT LIZARD IS DOIN A DEMO WITH ROB HUBBARDS ZOOLOOK MUSIC.IF HE WASNT GOIN TO THEN IM AFRAID THAT HE'LL HAVE TO NOW!!! HEHEHEHE .RIGHT THEN ZZAP PUT THIS AND MORE DEMOS IN YOUR MAG YOU FASCISTS.MMMMM.... I HAVENT GOT MUCH MORE TO SAY APART FROM MY 'PITS SMELL SO IM OFF TO GO VISIT THESE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAVE JUST LANDED IN MY BACK GARDEN SO ILL LEAVE MY CONSCIENCE TO SAY THE HELLO'S.....ELLLLO THERE! DAZ'S CONSCIENCE HERE.HES LEFT ME WITH THE JOB OF SAYING 'LO TO A FEW PERSONS.ALLO TO......'ARRDVARK$ THE DEADMAN YORC$ . 'CODEYMAN$ . 'DELBOY$ . 'JANNY BABES..TA FER THE MEGA MBX!$ . 'GANDALF . IM GLAD HE'S SO KIND TO LET EVERYONE CHAT UP JAN!$ . 'BYTER' . 'YARG OF THE BOVRILINES OR WHATEVER$ . 'LIZARD$ . 'STOAT AND TIMMUS$ . 'KGB AND THE GREEN TURBANS$ . 'BOGGUS MUSIC MAN$ . 'ROB HUBBARD$ . 'BOSS$ . 'DEMON$ . 'PIES THE HEROINE AND MAT HEEEEEEE$ . 'RIZO AND NEM$ . 'PETE THE LOCAL ONE!$ . 'SKUZZ THE OTHER LOCAL ONE!$ . 'SHANDOR$ . 'GIJO$ . 'GAZZA THE SAMPLER MAN!$ . 'DAZ THE 'IM STILL STUCK ON INVADERS MAN$ AND WHO IS HAVING A BORING CONVERSATION WITH SOME BEINGS FROM ANOTHER PLANET AT THIS TIME$ . 'WE MUSIC WITH BENN AND RATT$ . 'JARRE$ . 'KITARO$ . 'BAZZA LEECH$ . 'RAZ JIGGERS METAFASCIST AT ZZAP$ . 'JON$ . 'KATE$ . 'JANET BOOHOO!$ . 'GONZO$ . 'GIZMO$ . 'EL STOCKO FOR ALLOWING ME TO ENTER THIS CRAP WITHOUT HAVING TO WRITE A PROG FOR IT$ . 'WIGGY$ . 'INSANE$ . 'COMMODORE FOR MAKING THE FM EXPANDER SOUND AS GOOD AS MY SINGING$ . 'BONNY AND CLYDE!$ . 'MY SLIPPERS FOR STANDING MY FEET SO LONG$ . 'SODA$ . 'SPACEMAN$ . 'BOB STEVENSON$ . 'MACHUS$ . 'SPOOK$ . 'SPIDEY$ . 'JASON$ . 'PED$ . 'WHATSHISNAME WHO DID BACON BUTTIE...BUT WHY COULDNT I DOWNLOAD IT.$ . 'STEVE$ . 'STU TAYLOR$ . 'SIR$ . 'COMMANDOES$ . 'J$ . 'MANIAC$ . 'GOLEM$ . 'RAMBO$ . 'CAPT KIRK$ . 'FORCE$ . 'HIPPY$ . 'CLEM$ . 'GORDON$ . 'PETE$ . 'LLAMA$ . 'MAD$ . 'ASLEEP$ ......I CANT REMEMBER ANYMORE IM AFRAID AND I GOTTA GO SEE WHAT MY OTHER HALF IS UP TO SO IM OFF! SEEYA SOON ON PLINE ! ... THIS HAS BEEN A DAZZO SILLY PRODUCTION FOR THE PUBLIC. - VCPEVFSCPESF!C E!FYCPEYFVHSH - DAZ PRESENTS 'A DAZ DEMO$ COPYRIGHT 'PLONKA PRODUCTIONS$ NINETEEN TWENTY.USE A JOYSTICK IN ANY PORT TO CONTROL SCROLL.USE SPACEBAR TO STEP THROUGH TUNES.YO MOI FRONDS! DAZ ERE WITH AN EVEN MORE CRUDDY DEMO THAN BEFORE! I DONT KNOW HOW HE DOES IT I HEA - VCPEVFSCPESF!C E!FYCPEYFVHSH - -