Coma Job by Oxyron
A - 8(XBCDEFGHIJLPTX/ $( - AABBCCDEFGHIJLMNPQSUVXZ/^ "$&)+-0257:=? - AABBCCDEFGHIJLMNPQSUVXZ/^ "$&)+-0257:=? - ... AAAAWWWW-KAY! HERE IS DEEKAY BITCHING WITH THE KEYBOARD... WELL, AS I SPENT A GREAT DEAL OF MY TIME HERE AT THE PARTY DOING GFX FOR THIS (WITH GREAT MORAL SUPPORT BY SEVERAL DUDES AND GRAPHICAL SUPPORT BY SANDER WHO GAVE ME A CHARSET OF HIS LOGOS WHEN TIME-PRESSURE WAS AT ITS PEAK! THANKS GUYS! 8) WELL, WE MADE IT AS YOU CAN SEE.. NOT TO THE DEMOCOMPO THOUGH BUT STILL AN HONORABLE MENTION I GUESS! >:) GRAHAM JUST WANTS ME TO THROW OUT AN ADDITIONAL CREDIT TO OUR MAN AND EVERLASTING SUPPORTER, FORBIDDEN CULT FOR THE EYE IN THE ZOOMER-PICTURES... WELL, WE SKIPPED ALOT, BUT WE DIDN'T PUT IN ANY SHIT, ONLY THE FINEST 2 KICKASS PARTS WE COULD COME UP WITH IN SUCH A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME... OKAY, CREDIT FOR MORAL SUPPORT AND 'BEER-ENCOURAGEMENT' MUST GO TO APP (FIGGEN 2000!! 8) WELL, YOU'D HAVE TO BE HERE OR ON MEKKASYMP TO UNDERSTAND THAT! 8))) WELL, SO MUCH FOR THE OFFICIAL 'SANE' PART OF MY SCROLLTEXT, NOW LET'S GO FOR THE *REAL* CRAP!! ;) I AM TOTALLY FUCKED UP, DRUNK (SORTA! HI, NED! 8), STONED AND FUGGEN TIRED AND SO I CONSTANTLY MISTYPE, WICH ALWAYS LEADS TO A NASTY REMARK BY NED ABOUT MY CURRENT LEVEL OF OUT-OF-BODINESS! 8) I'M NOW GIVING LAX OF WOW THE KEYBOARD, HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM FYCKEN ISRAEL TO ATTEND X98 (WELL, ATLEAST HE CAME ALL THE WAY!) HE'S NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO WRITE IN A PARTYSCROLL SO WE SHOULD CHANGE THAT!... IT IS THE MIDLLE OF THE NIGHT AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA IF I'M GOING TO FRANCE NOW, OR FIRST TO BELGIUM. OUR DEMO WON 3'RD PLACE AND RAVEN HAS NO IDEA, POOR FELLO...I HAVE 25 GILDEN HERE FOR HIM, I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM, BUT HE CAN'T DO ANITHING WITH GILDENS IN ISRAEL. ANYWAY, IT IS TIME TO SLEEP ... NED HERE KINDA RIGHT NOW. WELL, BEING AT X98 IS REALLY MORE FUN THAN EXPECTED...EVENTHOUGH GRAHAM IS A WUZZ. GET THE POINT..SLIDE IS FROM THE OTHER UFER AND GRAHAM DOES NOT REALLY DRINK ENUFF AND DEEKAY LIKES 'MAENNER'... WELL, SO FAR SO GOOD...BUT I REALLY DOUBT ANYONE IS REALLY READIN' THAT FAR..SO EITHER YOU ARE A FARTKNOCKER OR LIKE REAAAAAAL COOL! ..GONE... DEEKAY BACK AGAIN... I MUST SAY I HAD A GOOD DAY TODAY SINCE I TALKED ALOT WITH SANDER AND *HEIN HOLT* AND *REYN OUWEHAND*!! 8))) I MUST'VE SOUNDED LIKE A DOWNRIGHT ASPIRING LAMER THAT MEETS HIS IDOLS, BUT I GUESS YOU HAVE NO FYCKEN CLUE ON HOW OFTEN I SAW DUTCH BREEZE!... WELL, I NEED SOME MORE BEEER AND GIVE THE KEYS TO... HMMM. LET'S SEE! AH, NED! WHERE DID *YOU* COME FROM? 8) NED: HM, THANX FOR DAS NICE INTRODUCIN'....KIELL IS THE ANSWER..BUT HELL...WHO CARES REALLY...I MUSTN AADMITT HAVING A LOT PHUN BY NOW LAMING AROUND A LOT IN THIS SCROLL...STILL HAVING THE DESPERATE NEED TOO PEE....YA REALLY..IT IS GETTIN' URGENT..SO KEYS BACK TO DEEKAAAAAAAAAY ....SOL.L...OFF FOR A PEEEEEE........... HI, IT'S DA KAY IN THE HAAAUZE! HELL, I STILL GOTTA GIVE BURGLAR (WHO IS SITTING OVER THERE PLAYING GHOSTS'N'GOBLINS A GOOD SPANKING CUZ HE FUKKED UP ON THE DIRECTIONS YO GET TO THE PARTYPLACE.. HMM! HOW STRAIGHT HAS A ROAD TO BE TO BE LEFT,ENNO??? AND MAYBE SEARCHING THE WHOLE VARSELSESTRAAT ALL OVER DOESN'T REALLY HELP MUCH IF IT'S AT THE VARSELSE*WEG*?? HMM,I WONDER FOR HOW LONG I MUST'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS STILL GRREAT FUTURE-COMPOSSER-MUSIC OF THE STARION SCROLLTEXTWRITER... LET'S, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER USE THE DEFINED MACROS: LET'S SEE: CTRL+G: GREETINGS ... HMM, VERY USEFUL! CTRL+L: LAMER ... HMM, ALSO VERY USEFUL! AND NOW CTRL+S: STARION ..NOT *QUITE* AS USEFUL AS THE OTHERS BUT MAYBE WE CAN CHANGE THAT BY REBUILDING STARION! ..OR 'RELAUNCHING' AS IT IS CALLED LIKE WITH ANY OTHER WEBPPAGE, CORPORATE IDENTITY ('CI') OR MARRIAGE! 8) HMM,THIS KINDA BEATS ALL THAT VOICE RECOGNITION (A WORD!) SOFTWARE! HEY! SPEAKING OF RELAUNCHING I'M GONNA TRY AND RELAUNCH NED AND LAUNCH MY GENITALIN 'TOILETTUAL' DIRECTIONS CUZ I'M ?OUT OF INSPIRATION ERROR. NED: HA! DEEKAAY WENT TO PEE...SO I AM BACK ON DAS KEYS...WELL, SURELY THERE IS NOTHIN' I HAVE TO SAY...BUT,HEY...THERE IS A SCROLL THAT NEEEEEEEEEEEEDS TO BE FILLED UP WITH CRAP...AND AS GRAHAM IS *NOT* CREATIVE ENUFF SOME PPL HAVE TO DO IT! THE WORST ABOUT THE PARTY IS THAT SLIDE FROM OXY IS MISSING...HE IS MY FAVE MEMBER IN THERE....NOBODY IS MORE NUTS THAN HIM...SO WHENEVER YOU MEET HIM..JUST TELL SLIDE THAT HE IS A RULER. HM, BY NOW THIS STARTS TO BE REAL BORING...ASS TYPINNG SUCKS A LOT...I AM OF FOR A FEW MORE BEERS, BTW: IT IS SUNDAY MORNING...6:30 AM... CATCH YA L8R GUYSSSZZ DEEKAY AGAIN... HHM, THAT GUY OVER THERE IS PLAYING SAM FOX STRIP POKER AND I THINK IF HE LOSES AGINAST *THIS* AI WE'LL CALL HIM KASPAROV AND MAKE HIM TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF INSTEAD (YUCKY!) ARE YA GAME FOR THE LATEST MICROSOFT JOKE?? WELL, AAS I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU ARE (TO BE HONEST) AND SINCE THE GREAT INTERACTIVE AGE OF MULTIMEDIA STILL DOESN'T GIVE YOU A WAY TO REALLY HAVE A CHOICE I'M JUST GONNA TELL IT ANYWAY: WINDOWS98! NO, THAT WAS NOT IT, THAT WAS THE SHORTEST MICROSOFT JOKE OF ALL TIME (HEY, MADE UP AS I GO ALONG! 8) LET'S TRY THIS ONE: A MAN CALLS UP THE TECHNICAL HOTLINE AND SAYS: 'I HAVE WINDOWS 95 INSTALLED ON MY COMPUTER AND I HAVE A PROBLEM..' - 'YES, YOU ALREADY MENTIONED THAT..' 8)))) HMM, THE GUUY WON IN SAM FOX POKER.. HEHHE, HE *SCORED* WITH A HUGE PILE OF BADLY SCANNED TIT-PIXELS! HE RULEZ!.. I'M GONA GIVE THE PLASTIC TO THE MAN HIIMSELF NOW, ENNO(BURGLAR):...... UHHH HI, WHAT TIME IS IT? PROLLY AROUND 7 A... IM STONED, DRUNK AND SATISFIED... I REALLY NEED SLEEEP, BUT WELL, PARTY TIME GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON.... YOU GET MY POINT. ANYHOW MOST PARTYPPL ARE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW, PRIZES HAVE BEEN GIVEN, BEER HAS BEEN THROWN, WHO CARES, W.E. A.R.E. D.R.U.N.K. STOP BY NEXT HTTP://WWWW.SCS-TRC.NET/X99 ?????!!?!? UHM GIVING THE KEYS BACK...Z..Z.Z....... /ENNO OK, THAT WAS ALL, ENJOY............ - AABBCCDEEFGHIJKLMNPQRSUVXY[/^ !#%'(*,.02468:<> - XNOPQRSRS QTUVWXQNPRSNPYZ - N_SQVXRS NOPVX! - NYZTURS$ RSQN%& - 5AABBCCDEEFGHIJKLMNOPRSTVWYZ/]_ "$&')+-.02468:<> - 0IKHLOJDBFBDJOL -